What is the cheapest way to gain weight?

rice

>>21517859 (OP)
Nuts.

potatoes. boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

white bread

EAT FRUIT

the cheapest is probably fried rice with tons of canola oil. you'll want an unsaturated fat for bulking so you don't have a heart attack and die.

Pumpkin seeds

>>21517904
That's not cheap

>>21517859 (OP)
Oil. Just oil like canola oil. You want to stay healthy.

>>21517859 (OP)
GOMAD if you wanna maintain some semblance of health
Refined sugar and oils if you wanna become a bloatlord

Cheapest is cannibalism followed by prison. Anything else involves some amount of slavery.

>>21517859 (OP)
Just eat two bags of chips per day

>>21518030
i don't think they feed you much in prison

>>21517859 (OP)
If you just going for cheap, carbs, fats, sugars and sit around all day like a lump.
Healthy weight and muscle mass takes a bit more work.

>>21517905
You're not supposed to buy them peeled retard

>>21518035
That's gonna depend on how many people you can force to give you parts of their food.

>>21517859 (OP)
dumpster diving, food banks, prison

Just mix sugar and water and drink two litres of it a day.
Triple the seed oil in everything
Eat three times too much meat and no vegetables.

Think like an American

If you can digest lactose, then as much whole milk as you can drink

>>21518119
>If you're human, then as much whole milk as you can drink

>>21518108
THIS

Make sure your food is 80% HFCS

Wear a backpack filled with rocks.

pick up something heavy

>>21517859 (OP)
Get an american passport.

>>21517859 (OP)
Eggs and milk, my man.

>>21518161
Trying to lose weight I briefly thought about swallowing pebbles to feel full but then I realised that's not a diet, that mental illness.

>>21518108
This plus drive absolutely everywhere. Don't ever walk. Get a mobility scooter if you're in a place a car won't fit.

I think christian bale drank melted ben and jerrys pints throughout the day to get fat, but that’s not cheap. I would try drinking cheaper ice cream

>>21517859 (OP)
dip bread in oil and sugar

>>21518193
>dip bread in oil and sugar
whoa... I just realized this is what a glazed donut is. I could eat one of these in one bite. That's 200 calories per bite.

>>21517859 (OP)
Eggs, Milk, Cheese, Peanut butter

>>21517859 (OP)
milk shakes and lots of fried rice and doughnuts

>>21518193
why not omit the bread and just drink oil mixed with sugar

>>21518220
If I did that I would just shit it out immediately. The bread keeps it in your digestive system.

>>21517859 (OP)
Gallon of milk, plus powdered protein powders.

raw flour or uncooked rice, in bulk
you can spend a bit of your water and electricity/gas if you want to make them more edible.

>>21518120
Well, yes, but you didn't have to just say it like that

I feel people are sleeping on peanuts.

>>21518018
Lol that's a thing? I do this (whole milk) and still have been losing weight. Went from 253 during COVID to 185 now. Trying to put on 15lbs of muscle to get back up to 200 but haven't been able to stabilize the weight loss yet.

>>21517859 (OP)
Fat and refined carbohydrates at the same time, so cheap fried bread or just soak your break in oil

Disgusting