No pepperoni? no problem. salami. think and resolve

>>21519343 (OP)
the za to lami ratio so fucked you gotta sandwich it with another slice of za

>>21519343 (OP)
a mcdouble thread died for this

get me in the screen cap

>>21519359
sounds like a skill issue

>>21519343 (OP)
Oh you sweet summer sausage child

>>21519343 (OP)

>>21519343 (OP)
I also "Whale" my pizzas when I get pizza. I figure if I'm going to eat carbs I'm going to ratio it down with fucktons of extra meat and cheese. It makes the pizza last far longer because I fill up on two slices.
People always talk shit on low-carb but it allows you to eat like The Whale and still not become obese.
I don't dump salad dressing on it or anything but I'll make a pizza sandwich with salami (like you), roast beef, ham, cheeses, whatever I have. It'll be like one of those NY deli sandwiches but pizza for bread.

>>21519352
You have it backwards, my friend. He's only getting started with the toppings.

>>21519359
GOOD! Fuck those mcshill threads and fuck the trolling faggots who make them. We don't need to be an advertising board.

>>21519343 (OP)
Where do you live and what kind of salami is that? The grain and color are not the same as mine. It's not some kind of "cotto" salami is it? Like bologna? I got some of that wet, spongy shit one time and despite the low price I didn't think it was a good value. The texture was also grainy and greasy. Maybe if it was hot in some grilled cheese sandwich and I was drunk it would be good. I don't know, but I threw the rest away. Even the dogs didn't want it.

>>21519343 (OP)
this isn't salami it's some east block disgusting fat slop sausage

here's what salami looks like

>>21519982
i got it from a cheap spic grocery store in florida

>>21520041
packaging says salami. believe what u want tho

>>21519359
Mcdoubles don't exist anymore they got rid of them. The "value" menu choice now is only a double cheese for 3.19.

>>21521323
>Smoked Cooked Chicken and Pork
>Salami Popular

lol, wow that's a new low. It might be tasty, not judging. But I knew something was off. In this case I'd rather just eat cheese pizza.

>>21521341
The cheapest single sandwich from mcds is now over $3?
lol, that's exactly why I haven't been there in many years. That and they get all weird when you just want to see the menu and didn't pre-order from your telephone applications.

>>21519343 (OP)
>take slice, place on cookie sheet
>sprinkle a lot of water over the crust and top of the slice
>set oven to 275 for 15 minutes
>5 minutes before it's ready slice those salami into quarters and fry in a pan until they are crispy
Your pizza slice will be nice and crispy but still moist because of the water you added. Throw the Salami on top and you've got yourself a top tier day 2 pizza meal.
Either way never reheat pizza without adding water. It seems like a bad idea but pizza gets so fucking dry in the fridge it needs that moisture. Trust me.

>>21519343 (OP)
Putting pepperoni on frozen pizza is actually pretty good. Grate some cheese as well.

>>21521323
Man that's fucking nasty. Where was that made?
Cuba?

>>21519343 (OP)
>>21521323
No cap your salami look so good. On god i never saw a salami this good. Fr fr

>>21519359
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