it's over

>>21524564 (OP)
Jasmeet!

>>21524564 (OP)
I still could.
But why blow my healthy eating?

>>21524573
I wouldn't order anything that close to closing time. It would be ill-advised

They're open until midnight tomorrow if I decide I want to pig out on bad food. That's how it works, like alcoholism. One day at a time. I can always eat greasy doughy pizza tomorrow. And then tomorrow just put it off again. And when I absolutely must have pizza I'll plan ahead and make a healthier smaller one.

>>21524575
wym they save best for last

>>21524575
Not really. I'd offer to pick it up myself in 15 minutes. They still have all the stuff out. It's Saturday night in the summer of a tourist town. There will be drunk people ordering delivery pizzas until 1:00 a.m.
I'd order a simple pizza. But I'm choosing not to. I don't worry about spit for something like this at all.

>>21524564 (OP)
Diarrhea

>>21524564 (OP)
You finna eat dat shi wye boi I finna spit in it cuz u got a whyte name

enjoy your feces stained, pinworm eggs, hepatitis A pizza, OP xD

>>21524573
>>21524576
>>21524579
I also am on an healthy eating kick right now. I eat way too much pasta and I tend to nurse hangovers with things like donuts and other shitty foods. I'm naturally pretty skninny so I start losing my little side handles pretty much immediately when I drop the sweets, sugary drinks and juices, and carbs.

Just been eating salads and tuna and beans, burger patties, cheese etc. I did have a tuna sandwich yesterday but I'm not trying to cut carbs with absolute strictness, more just trying to stay away from my binge carbs.

I haven't dated in a long time and my interest in doing so has suddenly come back and I'm in a hurry to make sure I'm the sort of person that I too would want to date; and a small part of that is making sure I'm not waddling around with a skinnyƒat beer belly.

Godspeed anon, we're gonna make it.

op here... it's here...
can't believe I'm going to shit this entire thing out of my asshole eventually

>>21524594

>>21524564 (OP)
Sounds like a female. Better odds there maybe. It's probably fine. Those ovens are 600 degrees. They don't touch the pizza directly when it comes out. They aren't going to sneeze directly onto it before shutting the box.
You ordered garbage pizza superior only to the Hut and Littl Caesar's. You can't be expecting anything more than drunken adequacy.

>>21524596
don't forget the pin worm parasites that will persevere for years, maybe even painfully kill you after years of hell mystery diseases ;)

>>21524596
you're going to shit it out violently and soon, and you're going to continue shitting things out for at least another day or two.

at least it's overcooked so maybe not all the bacteriums and viruses have survived the oven

>>21524601
i did make sure to ask for it to be cooked well-done

>>21524596
Ew. You got those hot liquid margarine tubs? That looks gross to me. Ever since I became a peppers mushrooms and onions guy I can't do those meatzzas. Just pure salt and grease. I want meat but balanced out with some vegetation. Even olives.

How much have you had to drink tonight, OP?

>>21524606
12 pack of neutrals and a mickey of vodka
...regretting not buying more atm

>>21524602
the jeet touched those habanero sauce packets with his highly diseased shit stained hands and then you put it on your luke warm pizza...kek you're done goy :) we'll harvest your organs when you arrive to us.

>>21524608
Jesus. I don't miss living like that. Enjoy your fitness while you have it. That's all I'm gonna say. lol

>>21524609
Fuck you, bigot.

>>21524610
i'll get it together eventually i'm sure

>>21524611
tick tock...can you hear it goy? it's the sound of inevitability :)

>>21524596
Classic Jasmeet
Absolute slop

>>21524625

>>21524611
SAAAR FUCK YOU BLODDY SAAAR

>>21524629
kek

>>21524629
I feel embarrassed at how much I just laughed at this

>>21524596
nice. enjoy

well i finished it. according to everybody here i must have sepsis, e coli, ebola, aids, encephalitis, and pinworm. well we'll see, if i don't get back to you tomorrow then assume the worst has happened

>>21524696
RIP

>>21524696
don't forget shigella

What a boring thread

>>21524786
I tried to spice it up with my artistic interpretation but I guess I'm not good enough :\

I would legit cancel my order immediately if I found out an indian touched my food

>>21524573
>healthy eating
define this.

>>21524880
sure:
Healthy eating means consuming a variety of nutritious foods in proportions that meet your individual needs and support your overall health. It emphasizes a balanced diet that includes plenty of fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and lean protein sources, while also being mindful of portion sizes and limiting processed foods, sugary drinks, and excessive amounts of unhealthy fats and salt.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Key Components of Healthy Eating:

Variety:
Incorporating a wide range of foods from all food groups ensures you get a broad spectrum of nutrients.

Nutrient Density:
Focusing on foods that are rich in vitamins, minerals, and other beneficial compounds like fiber, rather than empty calories from processed foods.
Balance:
Ensuring you're consuming appropriate amounts of macronutrients (proteins, carbohydrates, and fats) and micronutrients (vitamins and minerals) to fuel your body and support its functions.
Moderation:
Being mindful of portion sizes and limiting consumption of unhealthy foods and drinks, like those high in sugar, salt, and unhealthy fats.

Specific Recommendations:

Fruits and Vegetables: Aim for at least five servings per day, including a variety of colors, to get essential vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

Whole Grains: Choose whole grains over refined grains for more fiber and nutrients, such as whole wheat bread, brown rice, and quinoa.
Lean Protein: Include sources like beans, lentils, nuts, fish, poultry, and lean meats.
Healthy Fats: Opt for unsaturated fats from sources like olive oil, avocados, and nuts.
Hydration: Drink plenty of water throughout the day, and limit sugary drinks.
Mindful Eating: Pay attention to hunger and fullness cues, and eat without distractions to better appreciate your food.

In essence, healthy eating is about building sustainable habits that support your physical and mental well-being over the long term, rather than focusing on restrictive diets or quick fixes

>>21524596
In my experience with "pizzas" that come looking like that, only about 20% ever comes out. Where has the rest gone? I don't like to think about it.

>>21524564 (OP)
is domino's starting to add 3rd world pizza to the menu now?

>>21524575
This is true. Wagies basically think they shouldnt be ordered to do work near closing time or it's rude. Lowlife scum wagies could then use that line of thought to justify fucking with your food, normal ones will just be stressed out and upset.

>>21524595
would top

>>21524564 (OP)
Sup HBK

>>21524595
Cute! :3

>>21524970
Anyone else find there’s a food that triggers them to binge? I’d been staying on diet pretty well and decided to add in Greek yogurt in the morning, as soon as I did I started getting huge food cravings and fatigue, literally ate 12000 calories in 2 days and became unmotivated.

Hadn’t been mostly off dairy for a while, going to stay away from it now just in case.

It begins

>>21526074
>blake
You'll be fine.

>>21526074
>>21526078
we'll see

>>21526034
It depends if you've already cleaned a bunch of shit because nobody ordered in the last hour. Now you have to stay an extra hour doing it again and manager bitches about you taking so long. Cleaning that stupid treadmill oven has to be annoying as fuck and you'd have to wait for it to cool.

>>21526080
>>21526074

>>21526086
>>21526080
>>21526074
well fairly quick if nothing else

>>21524564 (OP)
im from india im gonna buy like 7 small pizzas for about 5$ TOTAL yeah indias got a fucked economy lets not get into that but yeah ill buy it in about 3 to 4 hours i was planning to get dominos either way desu its funny i got on here after months and first post i see is litteraly just confirming what i want i think this just means the govt is watching

>>21526088
show us the pizza gng youre not just gonna leave us hanging wth

>>21524970
You will never be a human.

>>21526095
I didn't order pizza, and it's still on the way

>>21526092
>uwu
Imagine being gay AND Indian
You'd think just one of those is enough hygiene worries to last a life time
Probably fat too with your seven pizzas
Have a salad instead Lardmeet

>>21524564 (OP)
Call them up and ask if they washed their hands

>>21526097
>>21526095

>>21526099

>>21526099
im not gonna have all of it at once. i will freeze 4 of theese.
192 cm 108 kg btw so id call myself fat but not like insanely fat
also no issue in being gay lmao im aroace though

>>21526106
that look great man enjoy your shi i hope youre happy genuinely like its also the fact that you actually responded and im not talking to a wall like most people on here

dominos reset my points because i didn’t order from them for a while. i was at 50 points and was 10 away from getting a free one topping pizza and they fucking reset it on me. is that really how they expect to entice customers? by fucking punishing them for taking a small pizza break? legitimately abusive. anyways i’m boycotting them and strongly suggest this board does the same
>>21524596
looks like cancer

>>21526106
>>21526115
Just finished the chicken, starting on the pasta now

>>21526121
man i fucking love the internet so much ill cherish this for like 1 or 2 days this interaction is unironically fun

>>21524599
indian here, jasmeet is most probably a guy.

I work in UX design, and the Dominos Pizza Tracker is perhaps the singular greatest masterpiece of my field.

>>21524564 (OP)
Jasmeet?
What

>>21526121
Looks bretty good, if you haven’t before I recommend the bread bowl - they normally put garlic sauce on the edge, and the interior has a nice coating of Alfredo sauce when you eat it.

>>21526110
>i'm not gay i'm gay and retarded
hope you bought a four cheese pizza because you're four kinds of hygiene disaster lil bro

>>21526167
i'm convinced it is the sole reason Dominoes is so popular because their pizza is absolute dogshit.

>>21526180
2/10 ragebait wtf whyd i say 2/10 i meant 1/5

>>21526180
its just the cheapest pizza they have im getting 7 8inch pizzas delivered to me all for 4.468501$ and youre not argue with a wall lmao

>>21526146
White guy here, do you think they would ever fuck with our food? I don't think they would due to cameras and the fact it's not worth it and Indians are completely spiritually void, but just wanna confirm so I can keep enjoying dominoes

>>21526242
>Indians are completely spiritually void
I meant to say NOT completely void. Ffs

>>21526243
thanks man appreciate taht

>>21526292
ew don’t talk to me tho

Oh god oh fuck you guys what the fuck do i do

>>21524611
He's not wrong.

I've quit going to all of the Subways near me because they're all Indian-owned and Indian-run and have Indian-tier sanitation to match. Same with all but one of the chicken restaurants. I lucked into finding the last remaining Brown's that hasn't been bought out and I'll be going there tomorrow even though it's almost a gallon of gas further to drive to and from it. #worthit

>>21524600
>>21524601
What in the fuck are you guys talking about "parasites" "bacteriums" "viruses" what is this a fetish or something?

>>21526347
various contaminaria from unhygienic food handling practises anon

>>21526347
hello middle ages anon, you won't believe what science discovered

>>21526352
It's a pizza cooked in a hot ass oven what fucking parasite is gonna survive that

>>21526320
See an HIV specialist, probably

Soo OP did you get the HIV?
You'll be like Eazy E

>>21526082
So you're saying you're on the clock? Hmm...

>>21526358
the ones fecally smothered inside and out the pizza box

>>21524575
>family comes in 30 minutes before closing and orders 3 pizzas
>cashier locks the doors and grabs a baseball bat
>"Now youse can't leave"

>>21526400
>30 minutes before closing
Do pizza artists seriously get that pissy over having throw a pie together that takes 10 minutes, of which 90% is waiting for the oven to finish it?

>>21524696
did you just house an entire pizza?

>>21526411
more like STDizza

>>21526403
30 minutes isn't even that bad even if they've cleaned up and are ready to go home. People are just lazy. Half of these people don't even show up when they're supposed to

>>21526358
cooked or uncooked I still wouldn't want to eat a fecie.

>>21526438
the heat of the pizza oven cooks the venereal disease

>>21526088
>Roberto

Pray its italian but know it's a spic

>>21524573
23 minutes if you're doing a pickup isn't that late desu. It'll get made quickly
If it's down to 10 then yeah you're starting to get into "piss off the workers" territory.
>>21524596
Looks overcooked.

>>21524564 (OP)
That tracker looks weird and nothing like Dominos actual tracker.
Also they dont hire their own delivery drivers anymore and outsource it all to Ubereats, who are slower and your food goes cold while they fuck around smoking cigs and going to other houses on their way to you.

>>21524579
>They still have all the stuff out.
Almost every place that serves food stops taking orders 30min before close. They'll just let it ring out or make an excuse.

>>21526092
update the stupid chain decided to close today for 2 extra hours wtf so i can only get it at 5:30 utc man

>>21526562
>outsource it all to Ubereats
I very rarely order delivery pizza but I will never order another if they use a delivery service. At least the Dominos in my area hasn't succumbed to it yet so you get your pizza hot and on time still.
They opened a new Marcos in my area last year, ordered a pie and ended up getting it almost 2 hours later and cold. Same happened with Papa Johns. None of the local joints offer their own service either it's all doordash and ubereats. So shitty.

>>21524564 (OP)
>Jasmeet

>>21526575
i made 2 pic relateds instead for breakfast ill eat lunch later

>>21526562
>Also they dont hire their own delivery drivers anymore and outsource it all to Ubereats
Location/franchise dependent

My local pizza hut does this, but my local domino's still do their own delivery drivers.

>>21524596
Fuckin jasmeet, man

>>21526562
My dominos does. Like second time in my life I ordered delivery because my car was in the shop and it was some super shy tiny little teenage girl. I felt like a piece of shit for ordering delivery so I gave her 10 bucks because that's the only bill I had.

>>21526723
And how much did 10 bucks get you?

>>21526565
It was Saturday night, dumbass. They answer and take pizza orders up until 1 a.m. They don't close 30 minutes early. I've called late plenty of times.

>>21526597
My town doesn't even have uber. We have taxicabs and our pizza places employ their own drivers. It's not that uncommon when the population is 20,000 or less.