Cookin up a right proper feast aye

Looks like good ingredients

>>21524699
Yeh the market gods were bountiful today

The Sicilian olives are particularly particular

>>21524685 (OP)
you got my attention

can't wait to see these prawns get what's coming to them >:]

One of the prawns had no poo shoot. I’m not superstitious.

But I do wonder how it pooped

looks like pure anal

Finally, some real cooking

>>21524793
it's yellow. yellow stuff explodes

>>21524793
little known fact, prawns and shrimp don't actually poop. fishmongers just inject a bit of dirt into the shells to do a bit of trolling

>>21524817
>>21524824
what kind of oil are you using?

Fuck nearly fell asleep.. again.
That coulda gone real pear shaped.. again.

>>21524855
coffee might help you.
is kangaroo meat any good?

>>21524871
That's a big yes from me. And that's even after cocaine and whisky

>>21524685 (OP)
>proper

>>21524699
NPC engagement farming faggot detected. You are a bot. A real person wouldn't be impressed by quick sale discolored almost expired meat and wilted soft looking soggy produce.

>>21524685 (OP)
Why do Australians and Britbongs always make poverty food and expect people to be impressed? Other poors will give pity hype but anyone is isn't middle class or lower is going to laugh at this slop. Literal trashy poor people larping as cooks because they know this is the only place they might not get called out on it.

>>21524958
Americans never make their own food, it comes pre-packed for the microwave or a fast food outlet, I think it's because americans are so poor.

>>21524685 (OP)
Cheap ass $20 wine and marked down meat. This pussy stopped showing the packaging of the meat because he kept getting called on on the quick sale sticker. Too poor to afford fresh meat but still thinks this nonsense is worthy of a thread. Their are homeless people eating better than this.

>>21524871
>Uber oily salad
>Mucho dedicated taters
>Steak ogre tested
The only thing you diddy done correct was the prawns.
2.5/10

>>21524958
as opposed to americans making the fast food sloppa threads? obsessed faggot

>>21524958
Oh look it's a (you) farmer. Here's one for you. Back to your brunswick stew, hotdish and American goulash. Absolutely hilarious.

>Other poors will give pity hype but anyone is isn't middle class or lower
the middle class doesn't exist anymore. It's just a few greedy shits and the rest.
Can you feel it building inside you, Elon? I can.

>>21525077
Like 10% of the threads are for the pistachio chocolate from india.

but I do wonder how you poop.

>>21524855
Excellent salad, I would enjoy a big bowl of it.

>>21525877
I would also enjoy a soliloquy about how that veinless prawn pooped

I would have skipped the potato but it all looks fantastic. You know how to chef.