Continuing the LoP thread tradition. Going strong since September '23.

These guys *are* friends...right?

How the hell do you eat a pastry anyway?

Midnight Smut

P inheriting his brother's boyfriend.

*looks at Romeo's lock screen*

Romeo Cappuccino

>>3955585
"P" Espresso

Look at that profile!

The Sun and The Moon

Wrong hole!

*CHOMP*

Romeo was the voice of reason.


Now he's the voice of treason.

P has exactly two true friends in this world. The Cat and Sophia.

Awooga

>>3956166
That's Will Solance and Nico do Angelo, not P

P-inchable cheeks!

Easter will be upon us soon.

Yar, give me all of your seamen

I tried playing Lies of P but couldn't do it, I'm not gay but I kept having erections an fantasizing about P, everytime I had to stop and jerk off to P, it was crazy. I never got so triggered by a game character like that, the only time I felt so aroused was with Focalor in Genshin Impact but Lies of P was the first game I felt so attracted to a character I was simply unable to continue playing because the character was getting me too distracted and aroused. I think ever a character affected me so much, honestly I got completely obsessed with him, I'm struggling to get him out of my mind because in my religion those are sinful thoughts, he is a fictional character and yet he is controlling and destroying my entire life.

Why did they made his character so attractive? Do any of you have similar problems?

>>3969059
Yes, but I've always acknowledged that I am gay, and my problem is in the opposite direction. They made P so beautiful, so perfect, that I can't even fantasize about him. Like it would make him lesser in my mind's eye if I jerked off to him. Also, it's a great game. I hope he is the main character in the sequel .

Now, his brother, on the other hand...

What a rascal. Do we love P or what, folks?

Summertiiiiime

>>3969059
>>3969067
Right really, I'm gonna tell the truth here, this don't just about jerking off and having erections. Since I started playing this game, my life has never been the same, and it’s been getting worse and worse. My life has been a nightmare, and I’ve been spending every second in overwhelming anguish. I’ve stopped playing the game because I couldn’t think about anything other than P. I became completely obsessed with it; I can’t think about anything else all day and even in my dreams. I’ve been having chest and stomach pains, I’ve lost my appetite, and I’m struggling to eat. My body doesn’t move with the same balance as before, and I can’t interact with people the same way.

I feel like I’m sick, I don’t know what to do anymore. I try to find other things to do, and I try to cheer myself up, but I’m tired, and sometimes I sleep all day, not out of laziness, but out of pain and fatigue. I need help, I feel lost. I believe buying items related to P and building a collection will help satisfy this desire I have for it. I’d like things like figurines, pictures, posters, and stuff like that. I want to build a big collection to show that I am truly the biggest fan of Lies of P. If you can help me, I’d be grateful.

I’m not sure if I can leave my Discord and contact information here, but if anyone asks in the comments, I’ll share it.

>>3969404
I saw the other thread you made and replied to it but tranny jannies took it down. I can't help you with the merch, because despite being the GOAT and starring in a superb title, P is not that well-known or popular. Here are some more images. If you really feel like you need someone to talk to about your P-trification disease, drop your Discord and we can chat.

I love this poem. It reminds me of the last effort I made to be straight a year ago and how it slipped through my fingers like the tide.

Reminder that P is canonically unamused and incredibly sassy. I love him.

Finished Overture. What a ride.

>>3969420
lies of B(owie)

>>3969845

I haven't played the DLC yet, but here's what I think happens in a single image.

>>3969404
>>3969059
>>3969067
sometimes i think about him kicking me in the brain until i am some sort of red paste on the carpet
i think that means i should marry him

>>3969937
He might just do that. He loses his temper easily.

>>3969991
is that a promise?

>>3969995
He's already married to me, wait your turn.

his tap dance is so cute

>>3970262
He has more soul than most actual living people.

>>3969999
This post is true based on the roll. Sorry lads.

>>3970462
Don't you DARE say P isn't real.

Met and worked extensively with a guy who looks like Romeo today.

He smelled nice.

>>3970654
Make your move, anon

Perhaps the most prolific P image in existence. Many are calling it the most prolific image *ever*.

>>3969911
>9/11

He's hugging him now, but wait until he finds out that Gangio is actually Peter Pan.

Young Carlo and Young Romeo

Holy cute

>>3972224
He may lie, but his hips don't.

Brothers Reconcile

>no lies of p threads on /v/
Guess I just post my screenshots here

>>3962290
>Me standing 5cm from Sophia's nostrils to level up

>>3969099
Love those piercings

>>3973852
Oh wow I didn't even notice those.

>>3973889
Waiter! More pierced nipples please

Oh lawdy

>>3973949
>Catches you staring

>>3974847
>Romeo, mi amor...

>>3962290
>No twinks?

>>3975011
*Three vine booms gradually increasing in volume"

Ploodpourne

>not hehe
>hehe

>>3975064
I love this one. And I really like how Overture remade Carlo's image because everybody assumed he was a homicidal maniac based on the Real Boy ending.

This game feels like a shitty chinese clone of Dark Souls. But the boys are very cute.

>>3975130
I've played all the Fromslop games and it doesn't feel like that at all. The story, lore and characters feel better than Dark Souls.

>>3975130
>t. Didn't play the game

>uses the womanly phrase "this feels like..."

Lie or Die, bitch.

>>3975160
Mangio Gangio

Goth

We didn't get enough pre-Frenzy R&C action. I purposefully never sold Romeo's soul after defeating him.

If anybody wants a good fic about the three main boys of this game, "Make a Wish" on AO3 scratches the itch.

"Carlo, NO! He's your clone!"

"I know, isn't that cool!"

I'm sorry, I love Arlecchino lol

>>3976579
They call him the Rabbi of Krat for a reason. Soiphia's sister didn't have a chance.

>>3976705
Cringe

>>3976868

>>3976878
Hop in

>>3976883

>>3976884
All right, this one is sweet