Thread 148946584

post comics like this

same energy

>>148946584 (OP)
I wish he would draw porn:(

>>148946584 (OP)
>*sting* cheese
All these years, and I only noticed it now

>>148946584 (OP)
Her face in the final panel really sells it.

>>148946604
the only good one itt

>>148946734
notice how nobody said anything about bulgaria.
that's becuase bulgaria number 1

>>148946651
I wished he'd actually do a regular webcomic with these characters.
It could be monthly even.

>>148946584 (OP)
What's her problem

>>148946690
You just helped me notice that the joke was a pun and not just the sister being a psycho bitch

>>148946734
Is that Katya from HellonEarthIII's stuff?

>>148946929
She hasn't been shown doing anything at this level since.

>>148946584 (OP)
Attempt murder can get you up to 60 years in prison.

>>148946690
>>148946929
seriously? the way it's spelled is the only reason it stuck in my head.. it's so weird and forced.

>>148946982
I think part of the joke is that she should have realized something was up from the way she said it.

>>148947064
yeah exactly

>>148946974
The family kept it quiet since it's her third strike.
They just let the older sister beat the shit out of her.

Their dad is implied to be some kind of action guy archetype and it's implied they have inherited some of that toughness.
Again I wish there was more of an ongoing story to this, tits aside

>>148946734
Poland is not a Balkan country as has literally zero historical beef with Croatia. If anything, they're more likely to like each other than other Slavs because they're both Catholic.

>>148947113
Hungary is Polands BFF.
Czechia has assimilated too much germa culture to be trustworthy.

>>148946584 (OP)
Needs hatesex

>>148946584 (OP)
I hate this faggot and his faggoty artstyle, especially the pug-faced ryona princess.

His shit is so close to being appealing, but instead it looks uncanny valley and gives off unhinged psycho vibes that make me wish whoever made this gets taken behind the shed and shot.

>>148947233
You sound queer

>>148947302
This is canon.

>>148946746
BG NUMBA ONE!!!!!

>>148947302
>>148947360
Tits too big

>>148947360
I like retard Lois.

>>148946982
it happens
i've seen this exact image several times for years and i didn't get what the fuck it was about because i consistently corrected nightmare to night in my head

>>148946584 (OP)
Best face I fuck all of them
>>148946604
Beyond based art.

>>148947264
Post all of it!

>>148946584 (OP)
Shippers be like

>>148947664
That was a rumor people made up.

>>148947221
>weight gain
Now we're talking!

>>148947233
it really is a disturbing art style
>needs to be dragged out and shot
i mean, that's true of more people than it's not true of. that's kinda the tipping point to society never recovering. When (equally distributed) random violence objectively does more good than bad, people stop trying

>>148947475
wow that's a weird kind of ... mislexia.

is there an archive of all the Princess Highground comics?

>>148946584 (OP)
Shame twitter keeps fucking him over because I'm not moving over to blue sky

>>148947109
The only ongoing comic he made was a more serious one where the older sis got sent to jail. It was updated over the course of years and didn't even manage to hit 20 pages. He said he'd do something with the characters at some point, but for now, there's just a bunch of one-off drawings that get a follow-up or two sometimes.

>>148948981
He comes down here sometimes so I going to take the opportunity to call him lazy.

>>148948933
>I'm not moving over to blue sky
Why?

>>148946584 (OP)
>>148947302

>>148949508
Because the vast majority of the people I follow haven't

>>148949571
source?

>>148947360
I lel'd

>>148949636
Captain Marvel (British)

>>148946651
I wish his website actually had his fucking comics on it and not just a link to his twitter where I have to scroll through endless garbage to find his comics.
Seriously obnoxious how difficult artists are making it to.. Find their fucking work.

>>148947302
>jimmy like
God I love this one. Is there any more? artist name? Sorry if I don't know much I'm just an /a/ guy passing by.

>>148949702
They have the name on the page, it's Jerkdouglas

>>148949728
Yeah found it out but couldn't delet the post. I'm dumb.
Strangely I can't find this particular page but I guess there is no more of it.

>>148946889
Sting cheese yummy yum

>>148946584 (OP)
This comic has made me never get string cheese from anyone. I only get my own.

>>148946959
She certainly seems devious

>>148948645
He has a paid archive

>>148948644
Oh THAT’S what this is from

Does Jerk have a new twitter handle or is he still only posting on bluesky

>>148948981
Where can this be found? I didn't know that he ever tried to make anything serious.

Just wanted to say that Jerk is one of five artists that I actually respect. In no particular order:
1. JerkDouglas
2. Tamers12345
3. Brett Brimmer
4. Christopher Hastings
5. Chris Onstad

I had no idea jerk was old, his newgrounds puts him at 57 years old.

>>148946651
The weirdest part is he has drawn art of characters from porn, like these include Gardnerverse OCs
>>148950460
>>148950494

>>148951463
What's Gardnerverse?

>>148951463
Dude could really pull in the hornybux if he tried.

>>148951544
A connected setting of like a dozen or more OCs this one guy has TONS of commissioned art of.

>>148951300
Check the depths of his old Tumblr.

>>148946746
of a sort

>>148948981
this guy is fascinating
made a bunc of coom characters he never drew cooming because reason
used them early on make piss poor takes on political comics all because the original trolly one was popular here
has clearl ryona / cute abuse fetishes that he fights all the time to repress
aborted any attempt at doing something serious
now that's hes getting old he can't even stop himself from drawing the girls all super thick but will never draw them naked

never thought talent could even be wasted like this, even hoeiii completes his minis ocassionally.

>>148946604
this would be even more cruel with a modern keyfob because you'd have to pay $400+ for the dealership to program you a new key

>>148947302
She killed billions

>>148952134
>used them early on make piss poor takes on political comics all because the original trolly one was popular here
As someone that's been following Jerk for a minute that's false, the Princess Highground stuff was all due to a now defunct tumblr called Shitty Webcomics

>>148947302
i deserve a tomboy girlfriend who lets me play with her big fat tits in public

>>148946872
She courted death.

Did douglas ever draw Loli?. I renember him drawing it.

How is this shit thread still getting bumped?

>>148952426
(you)'re really asking that?

>>148952426
Its a mystery

MAKE PORN ALREADY YOU FUCK

>>148952134
You forgot:
>got trolled by leftist twitter mods so badly he made multiple accounts before they all got nuked because he tweeted about Elon
>moved to bsky where all the ex-twitter troll mods are

>>148952587
>>148952602
What would she smell like?

>>148946746
what fuck you say!? bulgaria am poop! romania am best!

>>148949784
Imagine taking advice from fucking geese. Those assholes don't get to talk shit about anything.

>>148951304
He just like me forreal.

>>148949636
Miracleman
>>148949668
nigger

>>148946946
ye

>>148951792
>where's your benis D:<

Jerk is A COMMUNIST

>>148948933
Wait, what the fuck happened?

Guy had all his shit obnoxiously spread across like three accounts and now it's all gone? Like did he really lip off Twitter. I mean that's stupid in two ways, pissing off a platform where they will nuke you for any reason and the platform being just that stupid.

>>148953455
The price he pays for producing such a charming cast of characters is that he's a cantankerous idiot who actually picks Internet fights despite being the rare unicorn of having been on the Internet at age 30 when Newgrounds people were like 15 and ought to know that moderation is king.

Postan the classic

>>148953455
Well, for years he had a fan-club of haters, which resulted in every single thing he ever posted to twitter being marked as offensive and unavailable for anyone without an account. He had other squabbles with tranny twitter mods resulting in a few temp bans. And then one day after Elon bought twitter, even though he should have seen this was actually a good thing for someone like him, he instead gave him shit (possibly also @ing him) and all of his accounts were instabanned.

So he moved to the most leftist infested shithole imagineable. I don't think he's the quickest of cats. Funny. Just... retarded.

>>148953541
>Well, for years he had a fan-club of haters
I didn't know that but that doesn't surprise me given his disposition
>he instead gave him shit (possibly also @ing him)
Like above, this isn't that surprising. But it is actually surprising that he's that fucking stupid. He's been on the Internet as long as anybody and he still hasn't learned not to talk shit. Elon has owned Twitter for nearly three years I mean how the fuck can any American not know what Elon is like by this point.

I love these comics so fucking much but I can't believe how fucking stupid he is.

>>148953575
>Elon has owned Twitter for nearly three years I mean how the fuck can any American not know what Elon is like by this point.

Elon has like 200 million followers, I doubt he's permabanning everyone that says shit to him personally.

That said, his twitter sojourn clearly indicated someone in there with mod powers had it in for him so yeah, saying anything even remotely negative @elon would probably be a good excuse to finally drop the hammer

>>148946584 (OP)
This comic is so ugly and it paints such a vibrantly vile world just with this one page but I still love it just because that last panel perfectly conveys the emotion that scenario would give you.

>>148953594
I live in a world that is probably slightly on the opposite side of the fence to Jerk.

From my perspective there's two things people have observed about Elon - one is that the guy seems to be awake at all hours of the day because his twitter engagement (which people track) is just constant. People have pointed out he's on twitter when he is actually in the middle of something important in public so I seriously think he sees ever @. The other thing is that Elon seemingly has the energy to fire shots at all his enemies whether or not they @ him (because I don't know). Elon bans people who talk shit about him off twitter - so it would only make sense that he would likewise fuck them up if they messaged him directly. And not only that, he continues to fire shots at people long after they left twitter or he banned them himself.

It is incredibly likely to me that Elon personally smite'd Jerk, which is what I meant by saying Jerk ought to have known. But I suspect that maybe because Jerk is on the other side of the fence he doesn't see the corpses I see nor Elon's constant attacks on said corpses.

>>148953489
I know it's not a serious comic in the first place but I always hated this one for the smarmy depiction of slurs as like, a full shutdown magic spell or some shit. I'm sure it still gets to some, but most people will just think "oh alright this guy's an asshole" if not try to kick your ass about it. I know I'm arguing with an ancient comic but god damn it's so clearly huffing it's own farts.

>>148953594
>I doubt he's permabanning everyone that says shit to him personally.
Idunno didn't he get caught somehow clearly browsing through his own tagged name or something? I don't put it past him. As far as moving to somewhere else there's hardly a non-leftist social media site these days right? Facebook at best but that's full of geezers I assume.

>>148953655
>the smarmy depiction of slurs as like, a full shutdown magic spell or some shit
You've managed to completely miss the point, it's not that saying nigger is some instant power word for shutting people down, the point is that he absolutely refuses to engage on their level.
There's this long, self important intro - an arduous leftist-meme of a read, and rather than confront it with any degree of reciprocal effort he gives it an instant TL;DR that simultaneously disrespects their entire point - all in a single word.
It's the most contextually poignant way to say 'lolno, fuck you'.

>>148946677
How did the baby manage to survive leaving that vagina?

>>148952134
I remember him back from his deviantart days. He was even in an OCT, Artists at the Ready.

>>148949695
I hate how most artists's posts are just retweets of other people. Now you have to sign in to see just about anything on Xitter, but in the past, it was annoying because you couldn't see the media tab without signing in, but you can just see the regular posts, but the regular post were mostly just garbage for most artists. I don't get it. Do most Xitter users really follow artists to see NOT their art?

>>148952077
This image gave me a good laugh.

>>148954517
No idea, twitter pisses me off and I don't get why people like it, never have.
To me it just adds an extra layer of annoyance that unlike the vast majority of artists who post to twitter, he actually does have his own website, and all of his art is watermarked with the URL rather than his twitter handle.
...But the website has nothing on it except links to his social media and his email. There's no archive anywhere of his actual art or comics.

>>148947423
Poster too gay

>>148951329
Geez 57, i at most put him at like 35. I guess it's nice to see a boomer who still has the soul of a 20 something coomer

>>148951329
>>148955235
There's no way in hell he's pushing 60. I've run into coomer boomer artists before and they all carry themselves way differently than Jerk. I'm pretty sure I've seen a photo or two of him floating around and he didn't look anywhere close to 60.

>>148955235
>>148955649
You can have a 7 year old youtube video and have a better understanding.

https://youtu.be/x5Q_FefauSM?si=FUaMSz5ok-YQL7SV

>>148955235
>>148955649
Newgrounds doesn't require you show ID or anything.
>>148955692
Yeah, no way is this guy as old as my dad.

>>148946641
I pretended to be a fish once and one of my substitutes thought it was the most offensive and disrespectful display of bad behavior she'd ever seen to the point that she called the office and forced me to miss a field trip we were going on the next day.

I wish redheads were real.

>>148955692
wtf he doesn't have an eyepatch irl? I feel betrayed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MbdLQ_Hss

>>148946897
I wish there were more of these

>>148956466
>Angron vs. Lion El'Jonson

>>148954905
twitter used to be the BEST place to just get a constant stream of the stuff you like. liked giant tits? youd follow some giant tits accounts and that's all you'd get. they'd post tits, rt some tits, and its great
then elon musk bought it, fucked up the algorithm, and made it so you had to log in to see anything.
Want giant tits? Sure you can still follow big tits accounts, but now you'll get some e-whore who paid to have her bot replies boosted, political shit, and indians trying to farm engagment for that 1.15 payout.

>>148953455
>Guy had all his shit obnoxiously spread across like three accounts
That was entirely because he kept having to make new accounts to get around the shadowbans

>>148947360
>>148947302
>>148947264
bad

>>148947360
This annoy me, arouse me but also makes me sad????? What.

>>148946734
Isn't that HellonEarth's OC?

>>148951792
>clever girl.

>>148954489
Well he's half of whatever she is so hes prolly pretty tough for a little guy.

>>148954059
See I could accept that (I know it's supposed to be a comically simple counter) except it has them aghast and crying over it

>>148956617
Don't forget his helpful ai that's been brute forced to bring up white genocide into every conversation like a schizo father at dinner

>>148956938
Guess he's a fan.

He also drew the best Andava girl.

>>148957472
Is that one of the adults?

>>148949571
Well that just seems unnecessary

>>148957386
That's not how chat rooms work.

>>148957728
It would have been a lot more readable with the old messages up top, too.

>>148957701
Soft hands made this reply

>>148949571
He was still being nice, exploding her brain so it's instant instead of all the slow torture shit he did to the rest.

>>148952420
He's drawn them but not in a way you would like probably.

>>148953655
Shut up, nigger

>>148958642
I'm not black so arguably this only half proves my point but see that really doesn't do anything. Especially not on here lol, 4channel is full of blindfire insults, that shit only looks edgy on facebook.

>>148946746
Probably because Bulgarians technically aren't Slavic; the historical Bulgars were a Turkic tribe and genetically Bulgars are over 50% Thracian.

>>148958843
Bulgarian is a Slavic language that uses the Cyrillic alphabet. Notably they had a Tsar before the Rus.
The slavs came down after the bulgars.

>>148953420
>this is based on a real video

Blondie had more balls than most men in that situation.

>>148946584 (OP)
Ok

>>148949695
>I now remember that time he had a meltdown in one of these threads
Jerk is an autist and contrarian so making his art easy to look at is anathema

>>148960168
fuck this one is good

>>148953801
based

>>148946584 (OP)
>i also dress like i'm pregnant
what does that have to do with anything?

>>148960180
Relatable

>>148960168
>>148960299
I don't get it. Did the blue guy empty bullets from red guy's gun or what?

>>148961687
"Just two" is two words.

>>148958727
Tranny!

>>148960141
>>148960154
>>148960168
>>148960180
this guy was just as schizo as his comics, but god DAMN if he didn't have a funny bone

>>148946929
Uhhh both anon
It’s both

>>148947113
No one cares

>>148946899
But yuffie doesn’t have giant tits, that’s tifa????

>>148960121
Holy shit. I've never seen anyone else care about this guy's art

>>148958503
>you want some butt with your slide
Why would we not like this?

>>148951273
He got tired of being kicked off X because Clark was touching Lois' titty when the site has no problem with porn

>>148956511
One million years after your post, but it's a Raoh vs. Kenshiro joke.

>>148946651
He's a nice Catholic boy
I'm a nice agnostic boy with no disposable income which is why I don't pay him to draw my sick fetishes

>>148957472
>the best Andava girl
That's not Darcy

>>148957386
The first one was better

>>148954150
This will never stop being funny

>>148946604
impeccable artwork and humor

>>148951103
I thought it was flork this whole time.

>>148962309
is he still making comics and is there a place I can read them all?
This is my favorite

Devious

>>148955824
Where were your parents dude? That's like level 5000 Karen behavior

>>148946889
Mad that her sister doesn't peel the sting cheese

>>148957472
>>148962771
for me its Ester.

Does anyone have a comic about Sephiroth and gay frozen yogurt?

>>148962539
Haha based Anon. I've desperately been trying to collect his stuff for awhile now but other than what's on AnimeOTK I haven't really been able to find anything. Would be amazing to see the PepSquad pitch bible or anything from around that time, really.

>>148957386
Reminds me of my youth

>>148963853
this is how a girl gets raped

>>148955824
>how to instill a child with a loathing of authority for life

>>148964314
I regret nothing

>>148964323
>ai naysayers will say that this is worse than the original

>>148946584 (OP)
Fun fact. The Artist, jerk Douglas is a prude that wont draw nudity because he’s afraid that he wouldn’t be able to control himself which will lead to him killing himself.

>>148964332
I am an AI naysayer, and I dare, I FUCKING DARE the AI to do WORSE than the original.
The original MoJ is so unbelievably bad it is proof of the endless potential of the human spirit.

>>148961687
plus, the joke is that blue is completely uninterested in the life or death situation he's in

>>148964314
sovl

>>148960180
This has in fact been animated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXz2osFBWBM

>>148946584 (OP)
Like what?

>>148963905
Is this that toxic yuri I've been hearing about?

Arrighty you little rascals. I figured I'd stop popping into these threads if I couldn't give you hope of a proper archive site. I am in fact a stupid faggot and deserve to be shot in the face.

I'd link to the packages I have up on gumroad, but some screeching fellow got me banned last time I did for shilling or something. You can google gumroad with my name and find the old compilations of stuff up to about 2021. (Yuffie gay frozen yogurt comic is in the one I have there already)

I'm TRYING to upload a new one that goes up to 2024 RIGHT NOW, before this thread gets deleted, but Gumroad doesn't seem to want to upload right now. I'll keep trying over and over until it works. It's about 2 gigs of pix... so it's apparently not too big for them.

I have an actual archive website 90 percent done that I'm gonna run the comic through, my nigga has been making it for me. But he also stalled out because he's a programmer with two jobs and I don't want to shit on his hard work by finding an alternative that honestly wouldn't be as good. We go back far enough that his wellbeing is more important to me than YOUR OPINIONS!!!

I have like hundreds of actual Pandorango comic arc pages all sketched and lettered and ready to go, so that's nice. I just do a hell of a lot of client work to stay afloat. Takes a lot out of me.

>>148964340

This is true I'm killing myself right now.

Hey, do you guys remember Drowtales? Remember what happened to it when they started doing like multiple choice requests with the fanbase, and one of the options was NAUGHTY?

If I recall, the artist(s?) never again got a normal request that wasn't porn. The whole thing turned into porn.

Now I dunno if they liked or hated what their life had become, and I don't know if they got rich. But -I- certainly wouldn't like it.

I work pretty hard to improve and do hopefully original sounding avant garde jokey shit. I feel doing porn as a business would really kick all my efforts up to now in the balls.

>>148946641
I don't know why but that final panel really fucking gets me

>>148965421
Cool
Glad you're still alive

>>148965421
what if you drew them kissing haha

>>148965571
He just an heroed right after that post anon, he backflipped a noose right after typing the captcha he said it himself

>>148965421
Requesting Princess Highground kicking me in the balls. Thx

>>148964323
the one time, the ONE SINGLE TIME AI improve from the original

>>148965622
Upon further consideration, I'd rather have Princess Highground spit on my limp cock

>>148965421
Have you tried eating dog food irl?

>>148965571
Thanks brother.

>>148965695
I purchase extremely enticing high quality canned cat food, and I effortlessly resist tasting it every time. My will is steel.

>>148946875
this one goes hard

>>148965421
hey. i enjoy your comics. thanks for all the hard work

>>148965676
Kicked by her tongue, maybe...

>>148965894
I appreciate that. Here's hoping I can get them a home soon.

>>148965421
Thanks man, you create fun and nice to look at art. Also seems you have been part of some "famous internet moments", which is also nice.
Will be nice to look at your work on a proper archive.

>>148965421
Draw her holding a home invader at gunpoint.

>>148965421
You can always just kick the parasitic things known as "fans" in the balls, specially if they are porn fans. They literally will never quit you because they are the living definition of "beggars can't be choosers".

>>148965755
Bruh

>>148966295
The problem is a fair amount of them aren't beggers, they have money.

>>148953801
The demon core is my all time favorite historical event.

>>148966257
This sparked a pretty good idea...

>>148966295
They also don't care about my humorous jokes!!!

>>148966709
It's okay I found a bunch of low key sub softcore boobie appreciators who are happy to help keep me going.

>>148966873
I remember this case.

>>148960272
This one got me.

>>148963804
He should've asked for 3 genie blowjobs

>>148946584 (OP)
There's not enough porn of girls with braces.

>>148964332
It is tho, at least the original was hilarious in its awfulness. The "improved" AIslop version is just bad in a very banal sort of way.

>>148960951
It sounds like the type of thing a woman would consider a insult because pregnant women usually dress badly.

>>148965421
Ok, I respect why you don't draw porn, it does pigeonhole you into just making porn, yes, but please draw pregnancy in some way or another.

Also I like how you draw expressions.

>>148968690
See? I can do literally anything but porn. If you have creative, or otherwise nonstandard masturbatory habits I'm your best pal in the world.

>>148946604
His huge grin fucking kills me.

>>148968772
Name the mole doctor.

>>148968772
>i don't do porn
>btw here's me catering to the most generic coomer /co/ has to offer explicitely asking me for masturbation material
jerk, my man, you are only lying to yourself

>>148968772
If you drew the redhead with more detailed braces I'd really appreciate it.

>>148969117
I think I see the difference between straight up porn and fetish adjacent stuff. You can have fun in other ways besides just the jacking off part, especially if it's a small, short comic rather than just straight up smut.

The comic OP posted has a chick with braces and red hair so probably someone is jacking off to that, but it's also a fun comic on its own accord.

It's a fine line to thread. As a pregfag, I enjoy when my fetish actually is put in a proper story context rather than just a simple image.

>>148965421
Drowtales ended some years ago, mainly floated by the porn that was kept in a subscription-limited area of the site. They started a new comic but they are struggling badly to keep it up, 2025 isn't an era where you can live with your own little webcomic site.
Also, respect, a man should do what he wants to do.

>>148968772
>If you have creative, or otherwise nonstandard masturbatory habits I'm your best pal in the world.
calling breadfag as we speak

>>148965421
And that is why you fail, and will continue to fail. Your talents will go to waste. Im surprised you havent an heroed yourself by now.
DO PORN> No one cares about what happens, so long as you DO PORN. Its what we want you fuckwit.

>>148957350
spitting in a girls mouth is hot though.

>>148965421
nigger

>>148946584 (OP)
She deserved it. Anyone who grew up with siblings knows that you never consume anything that they've opened for you.

>>148969117

Maybe if you guys could get off your asses and find me a GIRLFRIEND (not fat) I might reconsider. Chop chop!

>>148969211

What a hassle!!! I would if I drew more closeups though.

>>148969421
Agh, very sad to hear.

>>148969487
My "talent" is making silly goofs. And I can't compete with the new crops of porn drawers. Their science has progressed beyond my comprehension.

So I turn out all my girls for a quick buck, lose more time and all motivation to make fun things and...

...Heeeey, you're The Devil aren't you?

>>148969801
Hey man I like ur cheesecake. Illustrations like>>148953501>>148957337 are the kinds of things we're gonna put on the robo drones when World War 3 starts so we need guys like you to get inspiration from. Thank you 4 ur service o7. If i had money I woulda commissioned a PHG nose art piece:)

>>148969473
He's done art for him before.

>>148970163
Man this is just mean spirtied.

>>148970930
The truth often feels that way, to those who do not wish to hear it.


Captcha: G4H8N

>>148971196
Mean yeah Jihadi's are evil, I just don't get anything out of this.
Is that the joke?

>>148970163
Man this makes me so hard.

>>148964199
https://www.deviantart.com/peskinhead/gallery
Have you not gone through his deviantart page?

>>148956938
>>148946946
>>148957451
Cool

>>148966873
fucking kek. Still got it after all these years!

>>148946584 (OP)
you were all shitting on Jerk for being a fucking pussy because he wont draw porn. But now that he's here, your all sucking his cock.

>>148960168
lmao

>>148946584 (OP)
You again?

https://desuarchive.org/co/search/filename/%20sting%20cheese/type/op/

>>148955824
not mentioned
>12 seconds before doing this i called a fellow classmate a retarded fish, and then proceeded to emulate-

did anyone read bob the angry flower? i thought it was funny, the political stuff went over my head. ive almost never seen anyone talk or mention it.
>launch date 1992
>still going
holy fug

>>148963853
>>148963890
oh thats weird, the thumbnails gave me flashbacks to a fucking old memory. oh. so there was this furry adult webcomic back in 2005, i found it here on /b/, called shayla the pink mouse?
cant even find a non-potato picture of it.
fuck. that places me here on /b/ in 2005 then, and already looking at furry porn at that age. damn it. i gotta remember this now because of a thumbnail on /co/? that bitch literally gave me my fetish for buttsex. that stupid image of her with the chad mcthundercock horse guy?

thanks a lot, jerk douglas

>>148972461
anyone play a game called nightmare ned, based on some obscure cartoon. in the game there was a horror segment (well the whole game was, but) where you were in someones mouth? im glad i never hyper-fixated on it, but it did stick with me. i imagine the author/artist of that comic had some sort of experience that stuck with them and never left their mind alone.

>>148972461
You just know this is someone' fetish. Also-
>reverse image search
>someone named Restlesspattern
>their Deviantart's gone, search them up
>they have an entire litany of hatewatch groups tracking their every online movement
>someone set up a neocities called dezcallout just for them
Fandom is Serious Business nowadays.

>>148969801
The thing is you hang out with all the porn guys but don't actually make porn, so you get tarred with the same brush but get no advantages from it

>>148964446
Really lackluster voice acting but still glad to see it

>>148972901
WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO RAPE GIRLS MARTY!
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAY A GUY FROM THE FUTURE DID IT!?

>>148972901
i didn't want this to make me hard, but

>>148972901
Powerful

>>148972901
lol wtf is this, this can't be like a big two comic right?

>>148965421
Cool u post here and cool you care a healthy amount (not too much but not 0%) about what your fans have to say. It's been megatokyo days since I've heard anyone talk about drowtales.
Keep making funnies and I'm looking foward to whatever you've got secretly cooking up cause everyone has a secret big thing.
-Anon Y Mous

>>148973570
It's the authority by Warren Ellis, published by image

Get off my lawn

>>148973540
sometimes i wish i had the sheer ape instinct to simply hear something i disagree with and immediately react with primal violence

>>148965421
look mom I'm on tv

>>148973540
>>148973679
https://youtu.be/JDbwEQG2cqI?si=2TeXh_JZXjXRBiPl&t=80

>>148972901
Clasic Ellis

>>148946734

Every time I here about Poland I remember this comic.

>>148973677
gotcha I know the authority, never read it though

The slutty princess outfits really do it for me.
Especially combined with the sneakers for some reason.

i'm so horny for that stupid fucking princess RAAARGH

>>148972698
thats why Jerk is a fucking moron.

>>148975500
>pic related
i fucking KNEEL.

>>148973808
>>148973677
That page is from Millar's run.

>>148969473
He's already done multiple commissions for him lol, at least double digits

>>148972558
Ha ha a mouse turned you gay, you’re a Disney Princess.

>>148972607
Reminds me of the ren and stimpy game.

>>148969665
You can turn out your girls and still do funnies. Look at Baalbuddy, he draws porn but his nerdslop is still more popular.

>>148975883 meant for >>148969801

>>148975883
>>148975900
Peni is the hottest one there

>>148946584 (OP)
ok

>>148976034
/ss/auce?

>>148976077
Luv these goofs

>>148952420
>

>>148974288
i'm certai they hang because she's horny for the rich bitch
i have no proofs but i have no doubts

>>148971237
you mean muslims?

>>148976242
Berd

>>148976640
id love to peck her with my pecker if you know what i mean

>>148976640
>>148976656
Very nice.

>>148975116
who was in the wrong here

>>148972901
So, is Gunn gonna include this?

>>148976640
>>148976656
>>148976781


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MbdLQ_Hss

Got my hands on some fuckin' primo animation software recently, so expect more of it.

Also one of you boys dig me up a voice actress.

>>148976913
The Starwars liker was wrong. You can tell because of my calm and measured response.

>>148976913
Technically both. It's perfectly fine to enjoy both franchises. They're different enough from one another that it just depends on your mood.

i thought it was moon over june in the thumbnail

>>148953801
Fucking kek
>>148966788
I love it because it sounds so ominous the first time you hear about it but in reality it was just a bunch of retards playing with the most dangerous shit ever

>>148977234
Prolly the best example of wisdom vs intelligence in physics. It deserves to be memed on for all eternity.

I need Cassidy ryona.

>>148970163
This would be so much better if this was played for fetish fuel than the joke. He should rape her and force her to have at least 20 children for him because she is property meant only for sex.

>>148960141
>>148960257
>>148960154
I need to know who the artist is, these are incredible.

>>148950548
Those are deep dark shirts

>>148951463
If he draws porn then half the fun is ruined.

>>148978754
>pippa fan
Of course he is

>>148946872
>*only rescues one*

>>148978754
You just know he has a stash of fully rendered stuff, every artist has a few or dozens.

>>148965421
who made you the bespokenwild queen of sicknasty irony?

>>148978974
stop touching yourself at night

>>148979162
no

>>148978845
That was a commission based off Centuriichan’s end of year pic where Pippa was a DM

>>148978754
Somehow true. The teasing is part of the fun.

>>148979203
So many references, I need to spend more time online

>>148965421
Hey Jerk feature your friend group on your site too so I don't have to wade through BlueSky to see Party pages.

>>148949660
This is the worst thing I've ever seen. You should be drawn and quartered for posting it.

>>148979557
so, do it? make me into a 4 panel comic, as you said

>>148979575
There, you better learn your lesson!

>>148979595
stupid girl

>>148953489
>*cue Ghostbusters theme*
I lmfao everytime

>>148950460
Please draw them enjoying horse "meat"

>>148979484
Clumzor got his own archive for it on comicfury https://theparty.the-comic.org/

Bluesky really isn't worth visiting for any reason, I have to admit.

>>148976078
It's a horror comic. That's not a kid but a midget serial killer, I believe. People get baited every single time and as someone who has read the full thing, it's not really worth it

>>148978754
Porn and comedy can mix. Doi Sakazaki's Boin Tantei and Portball come to mind. The focus is on them being unhinged comedies with the porn bits (while intended to be sexy) mainly there as part of the gag.

>>148975637
Can't expect me to tell one pasty brit from another, ese

>>148965421
>Drowtales
Oh man you just reminded me of Drowtales. Good fortune for your future endeavors.

>>148976913
Guy on the bench for using present tense.
Discussing Star Wars vs Star Trek requires past tense, as neither deserves to currently compete over which "is" better.

>>148981162
It would require a past tense if you were referring to a point in time in the past, so for instance "Star Wars was better than Star Trek in the 90s / before the Prequels / etc". Otherwise it makes perfect sense to use Present Tense, specially since it's an opinion that the speaker holds in the present.

>>148946875
ah, my favourite garfield strip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

Does anyone has the series of Jerk comics about a girl that likes to play bejeweled?

>>148981199
I think Star Wars has a better basic premise and world building than Star Trek.
For me, Star Trek is at its best when it challenges its own ideology. That's why Deep Space 9 is the best one.

>>148964332
It is.
The humour of the original comes from those misshapen abominations of female form, from the flaws and poor execution.
The slop is just boring coom bait, like million others. It's just forgettable.

>>148965706
every time my wife fucks up a cake it's always delicious anyway. mario made the right choice.

>>148946584 (OP)
Alright maybe you guys can help me. Wasn't there a comic about these two sisters where the younger sister was more jealous of her older sister and started blackmailing her younger brother after she caught him raping the older sister in his sleep?

I"ve been trying to find the full one for awhile now.

>>148981472
If that ever happened I sure as hell didn't draw it.

>>148981417

That's Cheryl, in her prototype form. I'll help you out with that one...

>>148981472
Swaim the other based /co/ artist.
Maybe it's Swain, I'm not sure

>>148981495
another one

>>148981495
aand this should be the set.

>>148981495
Probably just someone using the characters then? I really remember the characters and the weird ending.

Ending was one of the girl's saw her and her brother's future daughter together while she was in therapy which was why she doing all that stuff.

if you didn't draw it then maybe someone else used your characters? I swear I've read it before.

>>148981495
yo, thanks Jerk, love that little series of comics about Cheryl that you did

>>148981495
>>148981507
>>148981523
>>148981538
This is the kind of absurdism that gives me a chub.

>>148981495
secondly there was nothing very graphic in the comic aside from violence.

>>148981570
You are looking for Swainart and he has done things since then.
I forget the name of the pseudo Loud House incest comic.

>>148981592
Holy shit you are right. I don't know how I could mix those up. Thank you! This has been bothering me for fucking ages and I swear I was going insane.

>>148981495
Thanks for your work and input. I like your stuff.

>>148965421
Can you draw Cassidy drinking from an itty bitty filigree fine china cup clearly labeled "CUM" (contents not shown)?

>>148947264
>Princess Highground
would

>>148981606
Swain also draws big tits and comes down here to comment sometimes.

>>148981570
Well anyone who knows my cute little comic redhead family, knows that they have no brothers.

I have drawn a few where they have kids in the future, but it's all speculative at present. Nothing as visceral as what you're describing, anyway.

>>148981579
happy to help with the more obscure bits.

>>148981580
My favorite -ism is absurdism.

>>148947264
ccuuttee

>>148981472
>>148981570

>>148981629
It's really not sexy at all.
More psychological horror.

>>148948308
kek

>>148981615
Thanks for not killing yourself like a bitch. As the faggots say, "you're my moodkin."

Jerkdouglas, our savior of /co/, please hear me pray:

I want the girl with the braces and her hot older sister sucking me off, please. I need that Irish head man, I need that red special

>>148972642
>You just know this is someone' fetish
Yeah mine.

>>148976440
Nah Jihadi's says so on the comic.

is DouglasJerk the evil twin of JerkDouglas?

>>148982142
He's like Hideo to Kojima, two sides of the same coin, can't live with them or without them.

>>148981791
I need Jork to draw CassidyxSkyla crossover

>>148981761
I just say that shit to make it weird for the porn guys who try to sleaze talk me up like a molester.

As you can see by this thread, they only snap into sufficient focus to logically articulate when they want to argue in favor of defilement, because that's their favorite thing to masturbate to.

>>148981791
One day I feel that AI may somehow supply this need.

>>148982142
Is there some guy out there with that name? I'm gonna have to FIGHT him.

>>148982571
I'm sure buddyboy won't mind me lifting more of his girlies. He likes my things on social media. That's basically consent.

>>148951304
Onstad is a fucking hack now. I subscribed to his Patreon for a bit and it's all
>new tech bad
>except AI that's good
>I'm so much better than the people at my local community college
>my new wife is better than my old wife
>i fucked up my relationship with my kid and my old wife because I drank :(

If I knew him personally, I guess I'd be glad for him, that he's doing better. But since I don't, and only view him as a source of entertainment, I wish he'd go back to drinking.

>>148960180
"Retard alert in sector stupid" is something I say now. It's like, Homestar level (only a lot cruder obviously)

>>148965421
Are your commission prices still accurate? I don't want you to draw porn, but I'd be down for you to do some character art.

I like Princess Highground.

>>148978866
I mean if he drew this, it literally *is* porn.
Source: Implied is a patrician fetish

>>148982692
Yeah my prices generally haven't budged. There may be a ten dollar discrepancy here and there for special stuff you probably don't care about, but I can't log into tumblr anymore to change the commission info page, and they won't respond to my password reset requests.

>>148982823
If that is porn to you, then you are a well-adjusted gentleman, one who can masturbate to the mere implication of genital exposure.

What are you working on now Jerk?

>>148982634
Damn, that sucks. I'm going to have to ignore your post and maintain my delusions from when he was making Achewood so I can feel happy again.

>>148982823
>>148982926
i thought implied was a /a/ meme
how can you get turned on without seeing a huge throbbing cock stabbing a bitch in the cunt

>>148965421
Jerk are you by chance related to Kirk?

>>148965695
It tastes like nothing desu. It juat smells good which is clearly all dogs care about.

>>148978265
ReallyGoodComics. He was a legend

>>148983089
When my Grandfather first came over from the old country he ate an entire can of dog food thinking it was some kind of pate, the concept of food specifically for a dog being completely alien to him.
He said it was fine, but he also loved box wine. He really did a lot to dissuade any notion o might have had that Europeans are classy.

>>148982943

Commissions as usual, but also breaking in some animation software. That'll be fun when I finish. If I can fart them out fast enough I could make cute little youtube shorts like that dsand fellow. I'm a way better animator than I am a static picture artist.

Also doing the art for a bro's webtoon about sexy vampire girls, I'm proud of him because instead of making me do every little thing, he's a realnigga and makes proto drafts with vague paneling and lettering, saving me tons of time.


>>148982965
I used to be pretty porn-addled, and needed a checklist of fetish shit.

But then I got lost in the jungle for a year. No boobs for miles. When I got back to civilization my perversions had been reset and I sought to preserve that feeling. In a pinch, I can get off to a women's underwear ad. (But not a modern one, where the chicks are fat.)

>>148983044
I'm his inbred curse of a grand-nephew, cast out of the estate and stricken from the will for kissing naked barbie dolls in front of guests.

>>148983200
>He really did a lot to dissuade any notion o might have had that Europeans are classy.
What, the whole "Euro's are great sailors because of their food and women" was a meme with no basis to you?

>>148983268
Well he was Italian.
Padua specifically.

>>148983263
>If I can fart them out fast enough I could make cute little youtube shorts like that dsand fellow

you have a youtube channel?

>>148951792
>this comic is ten years old now
Sweet Jesus, how did that happen?

>>148958727
>4channel
Look at this dude.

>>148983295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MbdLQ_Hss yeah aint done much with it, but that could change if I get my animation boner nice and hard.

>>148983380
cool

>>148982926
Ballin'. I sent you an e-mail.

>>148983263
What is this webtoon?

>>148964344
>>148981435
>>148968592
This. It'd be like straitening the Tower of Pisa or putting the Venus de Milo's arms back on. Some things flaws are what make them all the better

>>148969487
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

>>148983416
The Pisans were exceptionally annoyed with the lean of the tower for its first few hundred years of its existence and constantly sought means to rectify.
It was fucked from the beginning because the initial architect claimed he could make proper foundation cheaper and with less material.
He was lomg dead by the time to tower was completed.

>>148982823
>Source: Implied is a patrician fetish
I thought it was normal? I vastly prefer hints of things and teasing of possibilities to overt nudity, let alone coitus
oh god

>>148949784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPnAEfJepyA

>>148983509
I know this may come as a shock to you, but most men prefer to see a big fat cock aggressively thrusting into the folds of a pussy non-stop, balls a'swingin' in the frame, while both of them make loud and obnoxious noises. This is why porn filmographers get that crazy up-close penetration shot, so you get a face full of ballsack and hairy man thighs. The men viewing this will accuse you of being turbo gay for liking a girl wearing a skirt with just a hint of butt appearing under the hem more than a girl stuffing the world's largest gummy worm into her throat while covered in baby oil and her legs spread at a 180 degree angle.

>>148981523
absolutely deserved for being a fucking casual

>>148983561
I honestly never knew. Call me naive but I thought it was kind of a 50/50 thing where grunt grunt raw porn falls on one side and subtle "use your imagination" fell on the other.

>>148983410
We're getting the whole first... volume?... arc? finished before posting it. If you can bear to follow my shitty bluesky or husk of a website, I'll make sure it's known in both places when it drops on webtoon and tapas.

I guess buddy doesn't want me to divulge the name just yet. Maybe due to listing sabotage concerns, this is 4chan after all. A wretched hive of scum and villainy they say.

But since I'm being paid, it's actually going to get finished in relatively short order. Not like my personal projects which I have to forge from raw willpower.

We got a cute girlie for it though.

>>148980896
>Porn and Comedy Mix

That is how Gardnerverse uses him, he draws the silly stuff and others draw the porn.

>>148984346
>Vamp teeth
>Thicc jerkdug legs and bosom
Awww yeah, this is pod racing

>>148966873
Holy shit you're funny.

>>148969117
People like you who can't see the spectrum between totally tame 0 eroticism and boobs and cock in your face porn are part of the problem with the world.

>>148982604
Now I'm curious, I got a friend who similarly does art, but never goes beyond ecchi level stuff, and he often shares funny stories of people using 5 paragraphs to try and trick him into drawing full blown porn.

Got any funny stories or memories of people freaking out in your DM's over not drawing their porn, or trying to groomer talk you into doing it?

>>148985511
people who can't realize the internet has completely demolished the barrier by showing that people who like non-porn ero are indistinguishable from people who like porn are just out of the loop

but either way, i think jerk doesn't know how to draw genitals and it's all an elaborate cope.

>>148984346
Holy shit, this vamp girl is adorable!

>>148985561
I beg to differ, but I can't exactly prove it so I'll say it's a wash.

>>148985561
I can confirm that Jerk once drew male genitalia. However, the select audience he showed his sketches to (except for me) got mad at him twice for it.

First, they were mad at him for making the male's penis and testicles so proportionately large.

Second, they were even angrier when Jerk conveyed he was drawing an "average" penis and testicles and was surprised to discover that he's actually in the 99.999th percentile in size.

>>148985589
literal perfect proportions

>>148983330
just wait when it'll be 20 years old. and then 30

>>148985552
One guy (cool guy, he was just curious) offered me -20 whole dollars- extra to break my vows.

I get a lot of "I don't see what the problem is! You're hurting your business!"

"I was going to tell my friends about you but I see that's a waste of time."

"Well I don't want PORN, just tasteful nudity!"

I set up a strong defense so they fuck off pretty quick and don't get any protest novels written to me, but I used to be a taxi driver on the mean streets, and some of the petulant conniving vibes are around the same level as what you'd get out of drug addicts and drunk aged hags trying to con you.

>>148985589
>>148984587

Yeah she pwecious.

>>148985841
Tiny pp?? Why would God do that to a man? I'm still dubious, personally.

>>148986415
>"I don't see what the problem is! You're hurting your business!"
>"I was going to tell my friends about you but I see that's a waste of time."
>"Well I don't want PORN, just tasteful nudity!"
Jesus that sounds annoiying. I admit, I'd love to see you do more lewd stuff but I'm also not gonna bite the hand that feeds. Keep up the good work, Jerk. I'm still gonna fap to Princess Highground no matter what she's wearing

>>148986415
Well, you visually talk the talk. Consider that your style openly attracts that kind of people.

>>148986587

There's gotta be a porn artist out there you can comm who can provide a suitable analog to my style. But you do have to show me if you get some, though. That's the law.

>>148986746

Yeah it's really not a huge deal to set anyone straight. Should shut up so I stop sounding like a WHINER.

>>148987160
Back that shit up, you WON'T be bought out by strangers for a Jackson?! You're a fuckin' JERK!!

So what happened to the other guys from ShittyWebcomics?

>>148987201
We don't talk about Bruno...

>>148987210
Was that the jew AKA Mod 1?

>>148988196
cute and canon

>>148980448
Well I miss your daily shitposts so it sucks you aren't on twitter no more.

>>148950494
>>148951463
I thought that the Asian looking one was a reference to an obscure urban fantasy novel called Mercycle that prominently features a Chinese mermaid with huge tits.

>>148988331
not everyone can handle the bants... and jerk ain't the kinda bitch to get views from outrage baiting

>>148951463
Jerk and the Gardnerverse guy are gay lovers.

>>148988523
this dude looks up gay porn...

>>148988573
Look I was just trying to walk to the pie store and there they were in the middle of the sidewalk, being all gay. I couldn't avoid it.

>>148988688
this dude lives in san fransisco...

>>148981629
nice. on a barely related note, you guys gotta read that doujin or whatever called puppy play with papa. just for the plot, skip the sex (or not). step son catches step dad getting gangbanged in the public toilets and starts blackmailing him to get what he wants. the stepdad genuinenly loves the kids mother and doesnt consider getting railed cheating. and the kids secretly in love with his school teacher, while dating a boy in his class who thinks hes an angel, while banging his step dad constantly while the stepdad tries to outwit him.

its just the most crazy batshit plot complete with multiple mental breakdowns and yadda yadda, hidden in the middle of this ultra fetish bait psuedo incest yaoi comic.

>>148964319
I wonder how much societal antipathy in our nation is generated entirely by Karens.
They've pissed me off so bad I've wanted to declare democracy a failure before. They are really corrosive to our union.

>>148988523
Did he cheat on Samasan

>>148988914
Uh-oh, you're not one of them REACTIONARIES, are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzzGqkBPNo

>>148960168
>any last words?
>Just two.
Pure kino

>>148989116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7em7AGiR7BA

>>148968772
Is something like this >>148960121 too much? I know it probably is, but had to shoot my shot anyways. I appreciate your philosophy. Ultimately, I believe you're right.

>>148969487
I don't think anyone wants it that bad. A spicy little thing here and there would be nice, but if it's going to be an all or nothing type of situation then forget it. Not everyone can have the balance the El Goonish Shive author has.

>>148969966
Oh, well now people can just fuck off. He's not even a prude he's just not doing like actual porn.

>>148970163
This is hilarious
>>148970741
The group shot of the girls is hotter than most porn

>>148976077
KEK

>>148978018
No, it was better as a joke

>>148983561
Not I.

>>148984346
The world is truly healing

>>148988403
If it's not funny I immediately hate myself for posting it. Outrage farming is for women, and woman-adjacents.

>>148989556
That girl's got a shirt on! I'd call that easy mode for me.

I probably should have posted my infographic. That would have been smart.

>>148988331

I get generic canned responses, my friends try to ask support and try to "escalate" my case and they get weird runaround. I don't think twitter has actual moderation.

Murrlogic just suggested that perhaps grok does the moderation. Lol yeah probs.

>>148988247
This picture is important.

If you were a kid in the eighties, a massive propaganda campaign by the California raisin producers saw a decrease in halloween candy distribution by an even third for the duration of its terrible dominion. They are complicit in the murder of children's dreams.

>>148983561
The more obscene pornography gets, the gayer it gets. Eventually it gets to the point where you have two women but one has a dick. Imagine seeing two women kissing and thinking "Damn I wish there was a penis here."

>>148952829
As a care aid whose job it was to clean people (including young women) incapable of/unwilling to observe proper hygiene, fucking awful.

>>148947233
>but instead it looks uncanny valley
example?

>>148965421
>Missed seeing Jerk in the actual thread again award

>>148989797
I get nipples and such but why underboob?

>>148946584 (OP)
this is giving me vibes of that one anime styled comic about a video game company and the creator ended up feuding with neogaf at one point

>>148989897
What kind of monster doesn't want to draw underboob?

>>148989897
>>148989972

It is post-nipple content. Arguably the sexiest part of the boob. Ergo I had to stamp it out.

Also people ask for those retarded ugly sling bikinis or pasties and those piss me off. Nothing is less sexy than pretending just the nipple being covered is hot. It's trashy and it's lazy.

Okay it's not one of my stronger arguments but it is what it is.

>>148990072
I can understand like pasties being verboten but what about stuff like >>148989972
That's mainly the kind of thing I think of when I hear underboob.

>>148957350
On the one hand, I get being pissed at the disrespect, on the other, you were about get her spit in your mouth anyway?

>>148990072
Your standards are odd, but they are yours.

>>148984346
oh fuck yes

>>148989797
Nice! People are being way too unreasonable this is a pretty good policy all things considered.

>>148990072
No worries. If I ever do commissions I think I'll refuse to draw nipples even though I'll post nipples for pieces I think up. It's mostly because I do it to push back on censorship, but don't find them that hot myself and I think I'd get annoyed having to perfect them for some coomer.