Why do people get so mad about this ship?

>>148948279 (OP)
Usually it's because it didn't become canon, Finnceline shippers are an autistic bunch if you know what I mean.
Usually cause they self-insert as Finn and just ship him with Marceline so they can feel like they are with her, pretty weird.

>>148948279 (OP)
Making a straight character gay = good
Making a gay character straight = evil and horrible and unforgivable

>>148948293
>Usually cause they self-insert as Finn
Oh fuck off. Bubbline shippers are are all self-inserting transbians but no one gives them shit for it.

>>148948314
And there we go, there's the getting mad.

>>148948314
Nah, I think they're mostly yurifags actually.

>>148948320
You're a tranny and everyone knows it because you've done this same routine for years now.

>>148948338
Not whoever you're thinking of, schizo.

>>148948337
That's a distinction without a difference.

>>148948293
>yurifag thinks everyone self inserts
you're projecting your autogynephilia

>>148948349
I am thinking of a victim complex faggot who spams bullshit until it gets annoying then acts oppwessed when called out for it. So that describes you

>>148948279 (OP)
Those who are correct get mad because it didn't happen. Bubbline shippers get mad because genuine romantic chemistry goes against everything they believe in, as evidenced by the pathetic attempt at trolling going on.

>>148948279 (OP)
It's cute but despite being a last minute consolation prize I still think HW is best for him

>>148948279 (OP)
Bro, it looks cool at first glance, but once you think about the future of these two, you realize how bad it is.

All love stories where one is Mortal and the other is Immortal always end sadly...
As OmniMan said: "You and your Mother are just a small moment in my life, I can always start over and create a new family for myself."
As soon as Finn starts a relationship with Marceline, and they truly love each other, and not just meet for sex - then sooner or later they should start looking for a way to make Finn immortal.
Of course, Finn can also become a Vampire and live forever with her, but only superhumans like you and me can accept such a scenario, but not society - Remember the new "Puss in Boots" cartoon? The cat literally chases the dream of overcoming the fear of death and getting back extra lives, and in the end he simply gives up on it, choosing to slowly age and in the end just die lol - for everyone who watched it, it looked like a completely normal decision and not the action of a complete idiot.
For some reason, society doesn't like stories where the main character becomes immortal or something like that.

Now imagine yourself in Finn's place - you know that for Marceline, a relationship and intimacy with you is just one day in the life of an immortal - you will grow old and she will remain a hot vampire, most likely she will start cheating on you even before your death, most likely you are just one of the infinite number of men she has seen and will see in her life...after 1000 years, and many other men ( and woman ), she will forget You completely, and when asked "Remember Finn?" she will answer "Lol, who?"

Shitty fate, shitty love story.

>>148948279 (OP)
The thought that some people want finn to be happy genuinely upsets some freaks that will never be women.

>>148948797
>All love stories where one is Mortal and the other is Immortal always end sadly...
Stopped reading there, she can turn him immortal, problem fixed.

>>148948797
Finn is immortal tho?

He's a comet of change, he's been a girl that turned into a tree, and a butterfly (several times), a sword, and a grass demon, and is cannonicaly a sword again in the futute. I don't think he can die.

>>148948835
Ask yourself why in pop-culture a character who doesn't want to die and longs for immortality is likely to be the villain in the story.
>>148948837
Rebirth and immortality are not the same thing (especially when you change your form and appearance)

>>148948797
>not seeing the potential in a Finnceline version of Stakes where she decides to be devamped precisely so she won't outlive him
>when she gets revamped at the end, it holds real dramatic weight
>they have a moment afterwards where Marcy nearly breaks down admitting that she's terrified of eventually losing him and going back to being alone
>Finn says that well then, they'll have to make sure she won't be alone after he eventually passes
>Marcy turns beet-red as she realizes what he's implying
>Finn gets flustered, stammering that he didn't mean RIGHT NOW, but when they're ready

>>148948797
>the fear of death and getting back extra lives, and in the end he simply gives up on it
That's kinda different, though. Puss was never immortal with his lives, it didn't stop him from aging or anything. But having what were basically real life "1 UP" points meant he was able to get in as much danger as he wanted with zero fear.

His development through the movie is that when he reaches his final life, he loses his courage because he's now all of a sudden facing actual consequences for his actions. He can't just do whatever without caring. Therefore, his "finale" is accepting this situation and regaining his courage even as a normal person who can die.

>>148948279 (OP)
Depending on who you're talking about, they're either mad it didn't happen or mad that people wanted it to happen.

>>148948901
I'm not a big expert in AT lore, but can vampires have children there?
In the episode where Marcy dealt with the vampire king, I think it was said that vampires can only increase their numbers through a bite, right?
He even sacrificed himself to bite Marcy and make her a vampire again because that was the only way to ensure the existence of vampires...

>>148948886
>Ask yourself why in pop-culture a character who doesn't want to die and longs for immortality is likely to be the villain in the story
For the same reason why most people who want to artificially extend their lifespan in real life are total wackos who use ground up baby organ gel.

>>148948296
Yeah it's this.

>>148948320
Anger is a natural response to disingenuous retards. And he's 100% right, "ma'am".

>>148948945
This doesn't change my take - the point was that he literally had an imbalanced artifact that guaranteed him the fulfillment of his wish, he could wish for anything, including true invulnerability and true immortality without nuances. (or at least the right to choose the moment of his death)
>>148948960
In pop culture, it is common to perceive the status quo as a happy ending.
In the story about the search for a "wish granter" - the moral is that you don't need to make wishes and you need to live as you are.
In the story about the treasure hunt, the moral is that the main treasure is friendship or love or something like that.
In a story about possessing a powerful artifact that can change the world - the moral is that no one should possess such an artifact because it is too much power or something like that.

This kind of narrative has been moving through stories for probably the last 50 years or something like that.
So if Finn wanted to become immortal to live forever with Marcy, the public and fans of the series would most likely perceive it as a weakness of the character or his cowardice or something like that, even if he did it for love.
Because as has already been said > people don't like stories where the main character becomes immortal.

>>148948837
The comet of change is finn and all those other things too, not the other way around. Finn absolutely can and will die, but as we saw in the Fiona and Cake series it's entirely possible to defy the highest being above all others and make whatever you want canon. Technically speaking there's a shot finn could never die as this new incarnation, but the odds of that entering canon would rely on Finn needing a reason to stay around. I say that because we saw in Jake's 50th dead world special there's really no reason for the dead to stay alive unless there's absolutely cosmic shit going on. I can't imagine anything going wrong in the future of AT canon that would warrant the fucking monstrosity of a man that finn was in the finale. Dude was ripping apart monsters in the swamps with Simon for fun

>>148948279 (OP)
Based on this thread people are just mad a gay ship one.

>>148948279 (OP)
pedophile

>>148949159
>>148949205

Who is getting mad at finnceline shippers? These threads pop up all the time and no one cares. Bubbline is the ship that people actually seethe over.

>>148948279 (OP)
What about this?

>>148948279 (OP)
Because it's inferior to this ship.

>>148950117
The one shitposter who always pops up calling everyone Finncels.

>>148950162
Self-inserterfags are completely different breed of retard tho.

>>148950139
Oink oink oink
Piggy piggy piggy

>>148948959
As a rule, vampires can't have kids. They're undead. That didn't stop Stephenie Meyer from bullshitting up a reason in Twilight, but a female vampire getting pregnant feels even more stupid.

>>148950185
yes autogynephilics who self insert into a yuri relationship is very sad

>>148950200
That’s not Flame Princess

>>148948314
Because their ship is canon

>>148948959
>>148950209
At the same time, this is Marceline we're talking about. She's half-demon, and even before that reveal she broke the standard rules by drinking the color red instead of just blood. Yes, she still has the weakness to sunlight, but essentially, the minor stuff like "vampires can't have kids" could be considered optional because of that half-demon heritage.

>>148948279 (OP)
Because we exist in a timeline where its considered sexist and racist if a straight white male is happy.

>>148948279 (OP)
I like Finn x Princess Bubblegum (idk what the ship is supposed to be called -Finncess?? FinnBub?). It’s a bit because Princess Bubblegum is the hottest one, though to be honest it’s mostly because I really enjoy how Finn’s VA says “Princess Bubblegum”.
If they were willing to do more with young Princess Bubblegum instead of shelving the idea so quickly that would have been cool

>>148948837
>he's been a girl that turned into a tree
holy shit, I never even thought about how two versions of Finn turned into a tree. AT loves cyclicity.

>>148950209
>As a rule, vampires can't have kids.They're undead. That didn't stop Stephenie Meyer from bullshitting up a reason in Twilight
She didn't invent dhampirs; they have been a thing since the vampire, though they vary a great deal from normal or enhanced humans to weird hairless people. Vampire lore is wide and varied and not all are undead; some are "living vampires". hell, Marcline feeding on Red or blood isn't that unique since you can argue she is feeding on life energy, which is also a thing vampires in some myths can do.

Marceline is a bit foa weird case cause of her demon blood.

>>148950238
idk man, still feels wrong to me. Drinking red is like a silly joke, having a baby is like she's not even a vampire at all. My money is on no.

>>148950362
>Drinking red is like a silly joke, having a baby is like she's not even a vampire at all.
What.

>>148950362
>having a baby is like she's not even a vampire at all
Nigga
Have you ever seen any vampire fiction from the past century or even further than that
Does the word "dhampyr" sound familiar to you?

>>148950396
Just my two cents. Drinking red instead of blood is a funny twist for a kid's cartoon, but Marcy getting pregnant feels like it would undermine her identity as an undead vampire too much.

>>148950447
Usually half-vamps come from a vamp father and human mother. Marceline is undead. How is she supposed to carry a baby? Just feels like a step too far.

>>148950396
dead bodies can't grow life bro.

>>148950489
She isn’t a dead body

>>148950479
>>148950489
>Usually half-vamps come from a vamp father and human mother.
So?

>Marceline is undead. How is she supposed to carry a baby? Just feels like a step too far.
But you don't complain about a dead man producing sperm. You are an imbecile.

>>148950502
sure

>>148948797
Death is part of life; an eternal life would eventually become boring and decadent in more ways than one. The most correct course of action should be making Marceline mortal as well, not the contrary

>>148950512
She just forgot to clean herself

>>148950509
No need to get aggro man, it's not that serious. Male vamps having kids also doesn't make much sense, but at least they're not carrying a baby inside of them for 9 months. Marceline can't even eat, does the baby get nurtrients from the red? You can't tell me the idea of a pregnant, undead vampire doesn't strike you as at least a little off.

>>148950479
Two words: Hotel Transylvania.

>>148948404
Nice shoes

>>148948279 (OP)
I hate when women deprive me of companionship with them. Same reason why i hate asexuals, a woman who wont fuck men is useless

>>148950512
All e-girls are like this my dude.
Hell I'm a fat dude and I keep some midnight snacks in my belly button.

>>148950796
Nope

>>148948279 (OP)
>>148948291
>boy has sexual encounter before 18
It's just natural for his age
>girl has sexual encounter before 18
Literally the worst thing ever, undeniably she was raped regardless of the context

>>148950909
Yes, im right. Women who wont fuck men is more useless then a flat tire

>>148950796
>>148950993
Agreed.

>>148950766

>>148950796
>>148950993
You guys can't get mad at being called incels when saying shit like this.

>>148948279 (OP)
I dont like any of the girls in the show, I did like them at first but they all got character assassinated by the end

>>148951050
But he's right, women who don't give birth are completely worthless to society

>>148950555
>You can't tell me the idea of a pregnant, undead vampire doesn't strike you as at least a little off.
Same way it works that vampire sperm even fertilizes an egg. Magic or demonic bullshit. Why does this only get brought up with Marcelin when bubble gum is a literal wad of sentient polymer?

>>148950950
Yes,, literally in this thread people are using incel as an insult. No one but a whore or gonna mock a girl for not getting fucked. The double standard ain't ever changing. master key vs hotdog and hallways blah blah.

>>148951027
Retard

>>148951052
So this series is kinda the western equivalent of Dragon Ball?

>>148951141

>>148951113
When people use Incel as an insult they aren't mocking them for not getting laid. It's a criticism of their mindset, i.e. victim complex and entitlement.

>>148951063
They are still people with jobs, skills, desires... they can contribute to society as much as anyone else.

>>148951174
Bullshit. "Incel" just means "male who isn't gay or a simp".

>>148951192
lol
lmao

>>148951167
I’m not a woman but i bet you wish you were one

>>148951209
Hope she sees this bro

>>148951174
Oh yeah, then why is half the time that is also followed up with Virgin immediately? For fucks sake, the insult virgin is only applied to guys again. and was used befroe incel blew up and it was applied to people who didn't even say shit. It still an insult today.

>>148951221
Hope you stop being a retard

>>148951052
Blame the writers

>>148951247

>>148951192
they do those jobs terrible compared to men and now we're below replacement numbers.

>>148951225
Virgin shouldn't be an insult, I agree, but people don't usually use the term incel to refer to all virgins. It's a specific subset of misogynistic virgins who blame their insecurities on women.

>>148951052
Yeah. PB, Fire Princess and Marceline specially were affected by this the most. They were nice at first, but after a while everything started to crumble for no apparent reason.

My only guesses are that they either wanted to:
>create a situation for Finn to emulate 'character growth',
>thought the age gap thing (in the case of PB and Marceline) was too problematic, and decided to nip it all on the bud,
>thought the series was not mature enough, so they decided to create some drama by making finn chimp out in some of his relationships.

>>148948279 (OP)
Finn really did deserve a harem. Especially with all the shit he had to put up with. Fuck those female writers for ruining Adventure Time. Never hire women if you wany yo make a quality show.

>>148950128
Is this the new Finn x Mona Lisa?

>>148951275
>but people don't usually use the term incel to refer to all virgins
you'd be surprised

>>148948901
>Be Finn
>Save the world from evil monsters with your pet dog friend
>Develop into a Chad
>Impregnate all the princesses & have his own harem
>Have the series end with Finn's sons going on the same adventures he did making the story go full circle
This is how Adventure Time really should have ended.

>>148951347
I said it once before, but Rex from Xenoblade is everything Finn should've been allowed to be.

>>148951311
Let's not kid ourselves. Mutto and Sucrose emasculated Finn because they have an agenda.

>>148950512
Holy shit, she's full of parasites

>>148950246
The 19th amendment was a mistake. Its time to bring back discrimination on women.

>>148950139
No. The superior ship is Finn impregnating all the girls.

>>148951174
I am entitled to love and the fact that femoids dont wanna put out anymore is why i am deserving to hate them so much. Also i hate the term incels because those retards simply crafted the perfect slur to use against men when they first started calling themselves that
>>148951192
They hate me so why the fuck shouldnt i hate them?

Finn els deserve nothing good.

>>148951468
yuri autogynephilic

>>148951316
Maybe

>>148951466
There's nothing to gain from hating 50% of the world's population indiscriminately man. Gotta treat each person fairly.

>>148951531
Oh i hate well more then just 50% of the population. Believe it or not i hate most men too. They all went in the wrong direction culturally too. I hate practically everyone. I wish i was joking

>>148951468
>Finn els
Huh?

>>148951531
I disagree. Removing women from the industry would heal it & remove alot of incompetent writers & artists. Now back in the kitchen, roastie. Those sandwiches aren't going to make themselves.

>>148951667
You had enough sandwiches, fatso

>>148951675
Begone thot

>>148951702
>everybody calling out my faggotry is a woman

>>148951675
You worthless cunts can't even make a story without inserting your obnoxious Tumblr fan fiction anime rip offs. No wonder why the industry outsources to places like Japan & Korea to make animation. Turns out you foids are so toxic that even the execs hate you. Get fucked you useless thot

Based captcha: GR800

>>148948291

>>148951720
Kys roastie

>>148951745
I’m not a girl you retard

>>148951759
Cope, seethe and dilate

>>148951466
The foids fear the incels. Don't hate it. Embrace it.

>>148951769
Piss off you tumblr troon

>>148951784
Stop projecting

>>148951791
You first, simp

>>148951825
Kys

>>148951667
I'm not even a woman, just trying to be reasonable here.
I think this argument that this or that person would do the job better is pointless. There are plenty of incapable man and woman, and plenty of capable ones. Unless it is a physical labor job, there is no practical difference I reckon. Can you affirm with 100% certainty that no woman would do better at your current job?

But look, there is no point in having those discussions., we're getting off topic. This will only lead to the thread being deleted.

>>148951880
you know most jobs women have are in pointless shit like HR or jobs men would be better at.
The most valuable thing a woman can do is have children, this isn't even a contest

>>148951880
Not up for debate. The entire comic & cartoon industry is dying because of them. The industry won't even allow attractive 2d waifus because it offends them. The debate ends with being banished from the industry.

Total Woman Expulsion

>>148951753
Is there more?

>>148950246
Yep, that pic probably spurred them on to even when the VAs both spoke and were against shipping them. They later probably changed their tune out of fear from these deranged wackos.

>>148948279 (OP)
Because /ss/ is under attack and we need YOU to help defend it.

>>148950266
This was so obviously Ward's endgame

>>148951880
I remember when I believed that. Good times. Then I spent many years working and watching.

>>148948279 (OP)
Cute stuff

>>148952707
Despite aging her up immediately? And then putting flame princess in? Do you think Pen just sat in a cuck chair in the corner of the room when these decisions were made?

>>148951531
That 50% of the population is the most useless one. Wjy do you think we're going through a competency crisis?
Because women are the most mid gender and horrible at leading, which makes sense when you consider that in the past, they didn't have to go out there to die and only had to spread their legs so pass down their genes which is the reason why we all have the double amount of female ancestors than males one.
The only thing they're useful for are making babies which is something they're not even doing nowadays judging by how birthrates have fallen through the floor globally.

>>148951880
You really need more experience with women IRL my dear SIMP, there's a reason why the most misogynistic man are the ones that get exposed to them the most

>>148953345
It's more like 1.2-1.4x as many female ancestors.

>>148948886
>Ask yourself why in pop-culture a character who doesn't want to die and longs for immortality is likely to be the villain in the story.

Because villains are greedy and short-sighted, and most of them never really think about the implications of getting what they want until it's too late. Jafar wished to become an all-powerful genie and forgot that genies are stuck in lamps when they don't have masters. Lawrence Van Dough gets into the Rich family vault and forgot that a wealthy family wouldn't actually have all their money in a vault, it was tied up in banks and stocks and stuff. Voldemort gets the Elder Wand but he forgot what Ollivander said about the wand choosing the wizard and doesn't realize that he killed the wrong damn asshole until it's spelled out (no pun intended) to him, and by that point he can't do anything about it without killing himself.

Becoming immortal means living forever, as in FOREVER. It means that even when all other life in the universe has died out and every planet is just a lifeless dusty ball of rock, you'll still be here, with nothing to do and no one to talk to, and even after Tall, Dark and Bony has put the chairs on the tables, turned out the lights, and locked the door behind him, YOU'LL STILL BE STUCK HERE. That's not something any sane person would want.

>>148948797
>>148949081
You are not superhuman, because these scenarios are escapist fantasies. It's not "cool" or "daring" to engage in escapism. Culture goes through evolutionary changes too, which is why many seemingly absurd ideas have taken hold, like "eternal life would be boring" and "death is a part of life", or even the most stupid of all "without death, life is meaningless". They seem stupid, but they teach people a valuable lesson and prevent them from becoming detached from reality. Your weakness makes you different, but it doesn't mean you're superior in any sense.

>>148953556
>Immortality is escapism and an attempt to escape from reality.
My brother in Christ, do you understand that an immortal man will one way or another be involved in everything or at least in most of the things happening on the planet?
You literally have the opportunity to be anyone, anytime, a king, a warlord, a president, a prophet, and so much more. It's literally an endless adventure - for a character like Finn, that's the best gift you can imagine.

So your take doesn't work. Immortality is not escapism, but rather super responsibility for everything around you.

>>148948279 (OP)
>Finn tummy

the correct way is:
>Marcy and Bubblegum are lesbians together
>Marcy cucks the shit out of Bubblegum constantly by being a nasty whore for every cock she can get her hands on
>Bubblegum is a little bitch cuck and shlicks herself to it
yeah

>>148951050
Stop replying to yourself tranny.

>>148952096

would finn accept?

>>148955189
Can't see why he wouldn't.

>>148951052
>they all got character assassinated by the end
Not Huntress Wizard, she actually got better

>>148948293
You just described ANY shipper from the last decade man, I feel that even back then when shipping was not a common thing that even normies know about (aka before voltrannies), shipping was usually a thing where you identify with some character and like the ship that she or he has with the opposite sex, so you want that to feel closer to your own experience, the problem is that in the last 20 years (getting closer to 30) people have gone far and beyond the usual shipping stuff. sakurafags, rukiafags to name a couple

>>148948279 (OP)
Blame it on people that make posts like yours or this one >>148951014
And even more ignore the canon
>What if character in another relationship was with this one?

>>148948279 (OP)
where more

>>148953042
lmfao Finncel cope

>>148955521
autogynephilic yuri fag

>>148954376
I prefer the hermitmoth approach
>Marceline is crazy horny for PB and Finn
>PB feels control by taking a step back and letting them go at it, but enjoys Marceline romantically and rewards/indulges Finn with sex for tasks/taking care of Marcy's horny rages

>>148948279 (OP)
Because despite all their faux smug and bluster, Finn haters are the only truly obsessed faggots present. They came up with 'finncel' years ago and it remains the single most creative insult they could muster.

>>148948279 (OP)
I don't know about a long-term relationship, but they absolutely should have been fuckbuddies at some point. Marceline could have taught him a thing or two.

>>148955751
>sex obsessed freaks calling everyone who disagrees a virgin
many such cases

>>148955867
>but they absolutely should have been fuckbuddies at some point.
That's how it would start. That's what she'd be telling herself for a while, even after it's clear to everyone else that they've become more than that.

>>148951762
Worse: You are a simp.

>>148955470
When the "canon" is fanfiction-tier garbage, you really cannot blame people for disregarding it

>>148956344
Kys faggot

>>148954376
This but the opposite, bubblegum is the nasty turbo whore, is far more fitting to how deranged that cunt is in canon.

>>148955867
Cute art

>>148948279 (OP)
I always liked them together. Would be the big middle finger Princess Bubblegum needed to stop being a cunt too. She didnt deserve to win in the end and get the girl. I dont get why they were so mean to Finn at the end.

>>148949159
Winning does not mean it was done fairly.

>>148955751
Eh I hate to play devil's advocate, but they're right that the self-insert powerfantasy harem that some shill here is pathetic, the problem is when they misuse the term to anyone that critizes the show's shit writing doing relationships, fpr example PB is such a piece of shit by the end that you wish for her to be killed painfully but since she's the writers pet Mary sue dindu nuffin wring she gets back with her ex as an undeserved prize.

>>148956477
He's right, simps are even more pathetic because they're gender traitors.

>>148950950
Based on what?

>>148957561
Shut up faggot

>>148948797
>All love stories where one is Mortal and the other is Immortal always end sadly
stop reading shit written by hacks

Dykes know they can't compete with shotas

>>148959145
Shut up tripfag

>>148954252
>an immortal man will one way or another be involved in everything or at least in most of the things happening on the planet?
Putting the specific qualities and requirements of vampirism aside
>time only goes forward
>an amount of history passes normally where no one is immortal
>let's call beginning to time to this point Period A
>conditions for immortality met
>
>from that point on its just a matter of time before time travel is invented
>let's call this point forward is Period B
>likely by you, the immortal man, but your involvement is necessarily mandatory
>and the real enemy is not losing your mind while eons pass
>now you are immortal with the capacity to time travel
>you can now be involved in everything before Period B

This is a fine way to show a man become functionally a god. No lesson, just series of events. Rooted in sci-fi. Your examples were all fantasy related. How do you 'involve yourself in everything' without waiting for/ensuring a time machine with your immortality?
Would the lesson here be to use the time machine to go back to undo the immortality?

>>148951174
well well isnt that pot calling a kettle a nigger

>>148951762
we know, troon. that's what we've been saying

>>148953042
did he explode?

>>148959563
The troon is you

>>148959425
There are countless versions of immortality - there are fantasy/fairy tale versions, there are religious versions, there are science fiction versions, there are theoretical versions of quantum physics and complex mathematical theories abaut immortality.

Each of these options has its own nuances.
You can choose any that suits you, but each of these options for immortality requires certain knowledge and philosophy from you, and some even a little faith...

Please do not include time travel in the discussion of immortality, it adds unnecessary complexity.

This would have been awesome and even better.

>>148959827
>*Tough Boy starts playing*

>>148951602
You sound very whiny; try to read some more, it might mellow you out a little

>>148960094
>I’m heckin special because i read

>>148960094
YA books don't count

>>148960094
You know what anon Im going through alot rn hopefully ill get out of this funk im currently in

>>148960094
>Reading for relaxation
Most useless hobby ever.

>>148959856
Hope someone do a drawing

>>148948279 (OP)
Because gay people are fragile so if you ship cartoon characters they like in straight relationships they'll shatter into a million pieces.

>>148962888
Cute is there more like this?

>>148962434
>stealing moments from canon and subbing your ship in
Sad! Get your own material, leeches.

>>148963552
Didn't they break up

>>148956152
>Marceline tells herself she's just teaching him a thing or two
>Then a few more things
>Might as well teach him some other obscure stuff to surprise anyone else
>Ends up teaching Finn things that specifically get her off but wouldn't work for anyone else
>Oh well, looks like Finn can only satisfy her, guess they should keep fucking while she teaches him some more stuff
>It gets to a point where even Finn catches on before she's willing to admit it
kino

>>148951531
That's true, you should put your energy into hating 100% of the world's population indiscriminately and become a filthy rich self-hating narcissist that effortlessly manipulates the dumb masses that refuse to fight for themselves.

>>148951466
>entitled to love and the fact that femoids dont wanna put out anymore
Just pay a hooker if you want to get laid. Love and getting laid are two different things.

>>148963659
yeah, but then they got back together. Where have you been since 2018 lol

>>148948293
>they self-insert
Who doesn't?

>>148948279 (OP)
Because they recognise the superiority.

>>148948279 (OP)
Shipped them since 2012. The years haven't been kind, but I still smile whenever I see new art. Never change, /co/

>>148948797
>As OmniMan said:
Except, you know, that later on Nolan regrets saying this shit and shows that he cares and cherishes his wife. And you'd known this if you actually read the fucking comic but instead here you are, prancing around with your Amazon knowledge.
Christ /co/.

>>148963659
No...?

>>148950128
What about this?

>>148952803
hmm I wonder who drew this

>>148950085
>finncels have to cope with edited screenshots of the real canon dyke tumblr ship
Glorious.
>>148950139
Tsmt.

>>148969733
Shut the fuck up

>>148948945
I mean, he’d probably still live for an excessively long amount of time if he died naturally, having a bunch of extra lives would be useless if it just brings you back as an old man so he’d probably have several hundred years worth of life left in him.

Because its completely retarded, Finn and Marceline never had ANY hint of liking each other romantically, in the earlier seasons she was seen as a kinda role model for him because he saw her as being "rad", being a vampire and all. But by Season 3 she had already developed into a character of her own and established a platonic friendship with Finn & Jake and started the trama with PB.
In no episode she is shown showing any romantic inclination towards Finn, anyone who ships them is mentally retarded and jerking off their fanfiction from when they were 10 years old

>>148950950
True

>>148970159
Shut up antis

>>148968992
Cute

>>148951466
>They hate me so why the fuck shouldnt i hate them?
Based.

>>148948279 (OP)
im not, this ship is great!

>>148950950
>>148948279 (OP)

oh it goes beyond even that. any age gap could be considered rape too, according to puritans and zoomers

>>148948296
oh fuck i forgot about that too. bisexual or flexible orientation erasure from all sides kek

>>148948797
>not understanding that life is a series of relationships

bruh i guess you should never get any pets then, since you'll outlive them all.

>>148950950
>men and women are the exact same and should be threated exactly the same
... Anon I want to help you, but your education system, your parents and your entire fucking society have let you down.
A men that is fucking is not in the same situation then a woman that is geting fucked.
The boy can just leave, the girl undeniably lose value and is now with child, loosing even more value, if no man took her under his wing for protection and caring before the act of sex she is on her own, this concept of taking responsability of a woman used to be called "Mariage".

can't believe this is still going

>>148963552
Tranny

>>148974863
>protection and caring
that's 'her' individualistic responsibility not anyone else's.

>>148975818
Like I said
>your education system, your parents and your entire fucking society

>>148973815
Now this is a throwback

>>148951029
>Jake is as tall as Finn
lel

>>148974863
Fuck off puritan. I hate conservatives so much.

>>148969396
Wonder who

Something I've learned about shipping and fanart is that it is completely impossible to enjoy a show if the reason why you are watching it is because of the adorable shipping fanart. Because between this Marceline and Huntress Wizard stuff it is actually horrific wanting more of that and getting basically nothing out of the show.

I felt like AT would have not been the most fun to watch even if I walked into it unbiased but holy shit it becomes unbearable having no payoff. I watched to the end of the Lemonhope plot and I think that's all I can handle. I respect the show for committing to being completely weird but I don't know what the fuck these writers were thinking I mean the planning is even more absent that most shows that asspull all the way to the end.

>>148977741
You only have yourself to blame really

>>148974112
So does this too!

>>148963659
i dont see bubblegum doing anything but slipping back into her horrible habits:
complete surveillance of her people and starting every war with every neighbouring kingdom due to her ego (see "the cooler" to witness what PB does when someone has gun as big as hers)
during the wars with everyone, Marcy's gonna leave cause who wouldnt
and PB is gonna get mad and make the prizeball guardian

>>148948797
Doesnt matter had sex

>>148948797
The mortal isn't going to care what the immortal does after the mortal dies - the mortal's incentive is to get as much out of life as they can and if they care about the immortal they will want the immortal to find any sort of happiness after they are gone even if the mortal is one among many loves the immortal has.

The immortal isn't necessarily going to cheat on the mortal for any reason related to being an immortal. A person will cheat if they wish regardless. Finn will get a lifetime with Marceline assuming he cannot acquire immortality. There's no reason why Marceline would think that spending Finn's life with him is a waste of her time.

>>148978441
cute

>>148977628
Cope and seethe troon

>>148977628
Well I hope you'll have fun with that

>>148951052
>I dont like any of the girls in the show, I did like them at first but they all got character assassinated by the end
Even Huntress Wizard?

>>148948279 (OP)
It's over, move on

>>148981809
Sex

>>148982267
Never got why they brushed his hand off. He’s there helping and supporting you bitches for no reason other than he likes to help. Show some gd compassion for once in your immortal lives

Why are you guys even on about Finn?

He is the literal Beta cuck who will end up alone and unloved.

>>148982863
The show runners were taken over by sick femcels that hated finn for no reason..
Reminder that nothing after ward left is canon.

>>148983525
Any good fanfics?