Absolute Batman #9 Storytime - /co/ (#148963541) [Archived: 1019 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:56:45 AM No.148963541
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00001
>"Call me Bane."
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:57:17 AM No.148963544
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00003
Bump if you're reading.
Replies: >>148971400 >>148973816 >>148992217 >>149004489
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:57:51 AM No.148963550
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00004
Replies: >>148963866 >>148963923 >>148973611
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:58:25 AM No.148963553
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00005
Replies: >>148963807 >>148963866 >>148963923 >>148969175 >>148984116
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:59:25 AM No.148963557
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00006
Replies: >>148963866 >>148963874 >>148963924 >>148964183 >>148964223 >>148964861 >>148966079 >>148967098 >>148967666 >>148968778 >>148968936 >>148972624 >>148976740 >>148978415 >>148979465 >>148982610
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:59:59 AM No.148963562
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00007
Replies: >>148963645 >>148963939 >>148970355 >>148974064 >>148975563
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:00:34 AM No.148963566
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00008
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:01:08 AM No.148963571
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00009
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:01:44 AM No.148963575
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00010
Replies: >>148966079 >>148966775
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:02:18 AM No.148963584
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00011
Replies: >>148963716 >>148966112 >>148966128 >>148966775
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:02:51 AM No.148963587
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00012
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:03:25 AM No.148963590
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00013
Replies: >>148965034 >>148967112 >>148969256 >>148973622 >>148979918 >>149003178
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:04:01 AM No.148963597
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00014
Replies: >>148965034 >>148968065
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:04:45 AM No.148963600
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00015
Replies: >>148971784
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:05:19 AM No.148963601
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00016
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:05:53 AM No.148963603
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00017
Replies: >>148972412 >>148973821
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:06:26 AM No.148963607
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00018
Replies: >>148965252 >>148965328 >>148965776 >>148969350 >>148973885 >>148981031 >>148982510 >>149002291
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:07:00 AM No.148963610
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00019
Replies: >>148963730 >>148966194 >>148973885
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:07:32 AM No.148963612
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00020
Replies: >>148973816
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:08:06 AM No.148963614
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00021
Replies: >>148964237
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:08:40 AM No.148963617
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00022
Replies: >>148964485 >>148964613 >>148965903 >>148966214 >>148968575 >>148969080 >>148970522 >>148973938 >>148976779 >>148979888 >>148982610
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:09:13 AM No.148963619
Absolute Batman 009 (2025) (Digital) (Shan-Empire) 00023
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
Replies: >>148963912 >>148964454 >>148966451 >>148968461 >>148969886 >>148972133 >>148972624 >>148973659 >>148974936 >>148976779 >>148979465 >>148980306 >>148982246 >>148982610
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:14:16 AM No.148963645
He-said-the-thing-meme-6
He-said-the-thing-meme-6
md5: 440525e386e2d86919210fe6f93e5cc7๐Ÿ”
>>148963562
>Fuck Batman
Replies: >>148964419
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:20:12 AM No.148963677
Absolute Cringe
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:26:24 AM No.148963716
>>148963584
god Im gonna miss once everyones been turned to their villainous mainline counterparts. Bats with friends has been great
Replies: >>148978481
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:28:52 AM No.148963730
>>148963610
welp, RIP kirk
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:39:18 AM No.148963807
>>148963553
He's h7ge
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:43:44 AM No.148963838
>>148963541 (OP)
honestly
kind of a massive fella
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:48:10 AM No.148963866
>>148963550
>>148963553
>>148963557
hes a big guy
Replies: >>148991174
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:50:41 AM No.148963874
>>148963557

Depicting Bane as some kind of an incomprehensible Cronenbergian muscle elemental is legit kinda funny.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:53:29 AM No.148963896
>>148963541 (OP)
Inspired by the 2004 cartoon bane?
Replies: >>148967693
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:55:36 AM No.148963912
>>148963619
He's a big guy
Replies: >>148964757
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:56:35 AM No.148963923
>>148963541 (OP)
>>148963550
>>148963553
He looks terrifying like Mr. X or Nemesis from Resident Evil.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:56:36 AM No.148963924
>>148963557
Reminder it's titled abomination because that's what Graham Nolan called Absolute Bane when he first saw him
Replies: >>148963936 >>148964466
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:58:43 AM No.148963936
>>148963924
hey if Nolan is gonna dish them...

but this is not a great horrible departure other than bigger and a more visceral.

and honestly bane was last at least a bit interesting in its silly detoxing during secret six, this at least runs circles over tom king's nude man.
Replies: >>148965493 >>148974958
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:59:00 AM No.148963939
>>148963562
>Dick Grayson makes an appearance
>Only two little panels
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:13:12 AM No.148964019
I fucking hate Christopher Nolan and the dark knight rises for making bane a joke. You can't even have him show up and it's he's a big guy for you XD
Replies: >>148964036
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:15:09 AM No.148964036
>>148964019
>Implying Nolan made Bane a joke
Dude....Bane has one of the worst track records for adaptations period because people keep ignoring he's supposed to be smart.
Timm and Dini hated being forced to use Bane
Replies: >>148964063
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:18:36 AM No.148964063
>>148964036
It didn't matter then it was fine but Nolan's plane scene was so stupid with the barely audible dialogue and stupid quips that it ruined the character forever
Replies: >>148964086 >>148964141
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:21:33 AM No.148964086
>>148964063
For you.
Replies: >>148964184
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:22:35 AM No.148964093
>>148963541 (OP)
If Bruce takes that mask off would bane die?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:30:36 AM No.148964141
>>148964063
Do you feel in charge?
Replies: >>148964184
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:35:08 AM No.148964183
>>148963557
TETSUO
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:35:08 AM No.148964184
>>148964141
>>148964086
Fuck you bane posting is the 2nd worst meme /tv/ ever made right after Sneed
Replies: >>148964352 >>148964533 >>148964992 >>148965818 >>148969843
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:42:21 AM No.148964223
ak5oe1hojte71
ak5oe1hojte71
md5: 28fa2130a465e084f408584c06c16361๐Ÿ”
>>148963557
Baki level shit
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:45:21 AM No.148964237
>>148963614
That looks like a basic punch.
How the fuck did he figure it's Muay Thai? Like draw him throwing an elbow strike or something.
Replies: >>148964257 >>148968562
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:52:13 AM No.148964257
>>148964237
It looks like a feint with an elbow cut.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:17:57 AM No.148964352
>>148964184
And you think this gives you power over me?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:30:21 AM No.148964419
>>148963645
What thing why would dick grayson say fuck batman.
Replies: >>148965247 >>148975548
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:36:26 AM No.148964454
toguro 80%
toguro 80%
md5: 4828b96d56969f60de577e56ca138fe1๐Ÿ”
>>148963619
He bears a resemblance to Toguro.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:38:28 AM No.148964466
>>148963924
I'm all for passive aggressive digs.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:41:51 AM No.148964485
>>148963617
>what are you gonna do? bleed on me?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:46:45 AM No.148964505
>>148963541 (OP)
Is this close to being Canned yet? Or are all the commies still buying this?
Replies: >>148965502
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:52:26 AM No.148964533
>>148964184
Well pardon me Mr. Gucci Loafers
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:11:06 AM No.148964613
>>148963617

Goddamn i love that hes just naturally that big and veiny
Replies: >>148965459
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:43:27 AM No.148964757
>>148963912
For you.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:00:32 PM No.148964861
>>148963557
KANEEDAAAA
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:19:28 PM No.148964992
>>148964184
Maybe for you it is
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:24:31 PM No.148965034
>>148963590
>>148963597
For some reason I thought she was white. But going back to previous issues, and she never was
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:53:52 PM No.148965247
>>148964419
Oh. Oh, no. Please don't pursue this question. It will not be worth the answer you find.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:54:20 PM No.148965252
>>148963607
Slade, maybe?
Replies: >>148965274
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:58:58 PM No.148965274
>>148965252
It's Slade, the preview version released for retailers confirmed it
Replies: >>148965288
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:02:37 PM No.148965288
>>148965274
Nice, I'm interested to see how they use him, if they ever do.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:08:21 PM No.148965328
>>148963607
Liquad snake?
Replies: >>148981050
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:28:24 PM No.148965459
>>148964613
>Don't forget what really matters: size... vascularity... and COLOR.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:35:05 PM No.148965493
>>148963936
Maybe the idea of Bane becoming a literal wall of flesh sounded creepier on paper
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:36:41 PM No.148965502
>>148964505
It's going to keep going until AbBats faces off with Mummy Joker directly
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:29:22 PM No.148965776
>>148963607
Itโ€™s Beware the Batman all over again.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:37:14 PM No.148965818
>>148964184
Get this hot head out of here.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:53:46 PM No.148965903
>>148963617
That middle panel is funny as fuck just an "aw man" face.
Replies: >>148980267
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:00:00 PM No.148965942
>>148963541 (OP)
Zesty looking nigga
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:21:06 PM No.148966079
>>148963557
So he killed the Kandaq general and just randomly decided to flex? Did he turn himself into a blimp to fly to Gotham?
>>148963575
>The shadow cabinet is now official
>They even invited Alfred

Very nice
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:25:21 PM No.148966112
>>148963584
>They'll send Way to Metropolis

Bet billionaire Joker and Capitalist Al Ghul are buddies. Hell if anything that makes Darkseid's influence more evident in this universe. There's no shining safe place city of tomorrow.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:27:01 PM No.148966128
>>148963584
>since the 30s
so either Joker is just a title or he really is using babies to keep himself immortal
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:27:59 PM No.148966140
Is it a controversial take to say that I don't really like the art in this book?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:33:18 PM No.148966194
>>148963610
>A god, maybe the only god.

Chances billionaire Joker is a Barbatos worshipper? He already bathes in baby corpses.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:35:48 PM No.148966214
>>148963617
>Wallahi I'm finished
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:58:35 PM No.148966451
CIA
CIA
md5: 45ae845c2498f4348362f9ecdc9e7142๐Ÿ”
>>148963619
This looks like a job for ABSOLUTE CIA
Replies: >>148978934
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:26:56 PM No.148966775
>>148963575
>>148963584
Bruce and his friends has been the highlight of the book so far.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:54:34 PM No.148967098
>>148963557
what am I looking at here?
Replies: >>148977470 >>148979860
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:55:59 PM No.148967112
>>148963590
fuck off
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:37:25 PM No.148967666
>>148963557
not complaining but luther strode.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:39:14 PM No.148967693
bao bane
bao bane
md5: c18c1da361b7bf4be54e5ec101bc46d3๐Ÿ”
>>148963896
probably not directly, venom has been making bane more and more mutated since at least the batman and robin. the arkham origins version is closest to absolute, he was a big fucker even before the venom kicks in
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:06:23 PM No.148968065
>>148963597
Wildcat mention
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:19:17 PM No.148968245
This really shows what a dog shit character Bane is.
Absolute Bane is literally the same as his normal version. The only recognizable thing about him is his venom gimmick. He has no personality or interesting lore.
Just DRUG MAN PUNCH HARD
what an absolute joke
Replies: >>148968843 >>148972627 >>148972666 >>148974103 >>148985145
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:33:09 PM No.148968461
>>148963619
>Abosolute Batman is already huge what we do with Bane?
>Make him even biggest
I like that despite being such a beast Bane is still smart and skilled
I'm loving how cool and absurd absolute batman is
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:40:48 PM No.148968562
>>148964237
he read up the muscle build up.
>its all leading up to THIS.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:41:50 PM No.148968575
file
file
md5: 80de7733a1e8d47538f0a7c72308a8b5๐Ÿ”
>>148963617
>i am ABSOLUTEly not ready for this shit.
Replies: >>148968696 >>148979888 >>148980267
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:51:26 PM No.148968696
>>148968575
>He is only winning because of the poison!
>Wait he is not juiced up?
>Oh.
>Oh god
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:56:47 PM No.148968778
>>148963557
Reminds me of Akira.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:01:40 PM No.148968843
>>148968245
its not like he can rip off the secret six characterization with no set up
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:07:51 PM No.148968936
6646728-re2birkinforms
6646728-re2birkinforms
md5: 15f2a183138b62b849740aad351f3084๐Ÿ”
>>148963557
Birkin Bane
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:18:48 PM No.148969080
1749622120579600m
1749622120579600m
md5: 21c7c8ff3aaf5e476959afa5c52c0c3b๐Ÿ”
>>148963617
>
Replies: >>148980267
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:19:09 PM No.148969083
>>148963541 (OP)
Thanks OP
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:25:24 PM No.148969175
>>148963553
Bane, stop making up nonsensical quotes.
Replies: >>148969278
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:30:20 PM No.148969256
>>148963590
lesbians
Replies: >>148969378
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:31:46 PM No.148969278
file
file
md5: eeb67edda5ab297ce050d127422f70c4๐Ÿ”
>>148969175
make me.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:36:42 PM No.148969347
I started very skeptical of this book and itโ€™s won me over more with each issue aside from that first filler issue in arc 1. Really liking the dense layouts and the art, but also the reinvented aspects as well so far. Bane seems to be the least drastic departure, he retains his intellect and tactician skills from what weโ€™ve seen so far. The horror aspect of this book works well IMO, because the antagonists are so monolithic and itโ€™s just frugal middle class Batman and his friends trying to go up against them. My only critique really is that these absolute books would be better with an extra 5-10 pages per issue. AB in particular feels decompressed in spite of the dense layouts and heavy panel counts. Absolute MM fares a bit better being semi self contained issues but id be willing to pay a premium for longer issues on a monthly basis.
Replies: >>148993546
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:37:01 PM No.148969350
>>148963607
Big Boss?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:39:03 PM No.148969378
file
file
md5: f05a62a08b2e59a7dbed76bdc04152a3๐Ÿ”
>>148969256
are you that potato dyke nigger on youtube who thinks bruce a little fuckable femboy?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:10:18 PM No.148969843
>>148964184
Wise guy, huh?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:12:59 PM No.148969886
>>148963619
Thanks OP. I like the monstrous body horror they are doing with the villains. Mr. Freeze being based on the wendigo and Bane as this hulking abomination of muscle is cool.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:38:59 PM No.148970355
>>148963562
>19 panels
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:46:15 PM No.148970463
1749541181530676
1749541181530676
md5: 8162471d98fbaafe1cd503391f23eb28๐Ÿ”
>>148963541 (OP)
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:49:46 PM No.148970522
>>148963617
I get the impression this Bane is a younger dude, same age as Bruce.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:35:09 PM No.148971400
>>148963544
bump
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:54:58 PM No.148971784
>>148963600
Look I can buy that Bruce took a Tonka truck from his workplace to make his batmobile but it being able to move underwater stretches belief a little.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:15:34 PM No.148972133
>>148963619
Thanks for dumping. That Mr Freeze stuff was boring, but looks like things are interesting again.
>second villain in a row that wants to kidnap Bruce and do surgery on him
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:32:41 PM No.148972412
>>148963603
This reveal was fucking sick honestly
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:38:34 PM No.148972490
2025 abs bats
2025 abs bats
md5: adfd348fe2bcf8b6cb5af3896f212a1e๐Ÿ”
>>148963541 (OP)
variant covers
Absolute Batman #9 Cover B Gerardo Zaffino Variant
Absolute Batman #9 Cover C Tirso Cons Variant
Absolute Batman #9 Cover F Brian Bolland Variant
Absolute Batman #9 Cover D 1:25 Dustin Nguyen Variant
Absolute Batman #9 Cover E 1:50 Dan Hipp Variant
Absolute Batman #9 Big Time Collectibles / Cowabunga Comics HeroesCon Mico Suayan Variant
Absolute Batman #9 Big Time Collectibles / Cowabunga Comics HeroesCon Mico Suayan Virgin Variant
Absolute Batman #9 ECGCE Chuma Hill VIP Variant
Absolute Batman #9 KRS Comics / The Comic Corner Kaare Andrews Variant

Bruce Wayne is trapped within the horrors of Ark M as his best friend Waylon Jones endures unimaginable tortures... but what awaits Batman is far more terrifying than anything either has faced... the true form of Bane is revealed. But it's how Bane plans to break Batman that will have you, our dear readers, bending over backward.
Absolute Batman #10 Cover B Gabriele Dell'Otto Variant
Absolute Batman #10 Cover C Guillem March Variant
Absolute Batman #10 Cover D 1:25 Darick Robertson Variant
Absolute Batman #10 Cover E 1:50 Shawn Crystal Variant

Learn the origin of Bane! What drives the muscle-bound behemoth, and how did he arrive in Gotham?
Absolute Batman #11 Cover B Lee Garbett Variant
Absolute Batman #11 Cover C Chris Burnham Variant
Absolute Batman #11 Cover D 1:25 Clay Mann VariantCover D 1:25 Clay Mann Variant
Absolute Batman #11 Cover E 1:50 Chris Mooneyham Variant
Replies: >>148981110
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:49:01 PM No.148972624
>>148963619
How the fuck is Bruce suppose to beat this asshole? This >>148963557 implies something is going to happen, and Bane becomes a blob of flesh like Tetsuo from Akira.
Replies: >>148972748 >>148972788 >>148975417
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:49:23 PM No.148972627
>>148968245
>This really shows what a dog shit character Bane is.
the problem with bane is that he's only remembered for "breaking the bat" physically, and not that he came to gotham with a plan and spent weeks burning bruce out so he was too exhausted to fight back
Replies: >>148976826
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:51:55 PM No.148972666
>>148968245
>Absolute Bane is literally the same as his normal version. The only recognizable thing about him is his venom gimmick. He has no personality or interesting lore.
Just DRUG MAN PUNCH HARD
Yes and that is all I want. It is so simple.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:57:13 PM No.148972748
>>148972624
his veins are exposed and connected via external plastic tubing, if he can reach those and break the tubes, bane will bleed out.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:00:06 PM No.148972788
>>148972624
Either pull the tubes or force him to juice himself up to the point that continuing would be lethal
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:04:24 PM No.148972868
>>148963541 (OP)
Why does Bane have a pistol? His hands are too big for it.
Replies: >>148972928 >>148972947
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:08:48 PM No.148972928
>>148972868
Its a extra-big gun
Replies: >>148973544 >>148976724
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:58 PM No.148972947
>>148972868
I think it's a joke
He absolutely doesn't need it, but he carries it just because
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:56:17 PM No.148973544
>>148972928
He needs a minimum instead.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:01:50 AM No.148973611
>>148963550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORd6AoCcN2E
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:02:29 AM No.148973622
>>148963590
based WMBF
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:04:59 AM No.148973659
>>148963619
how big do you think his cock is
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:16:53 AM No.148973816
>>148963612
>>148963544
>hello
i like this bane
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:17:13 AM No.148973821
>>148963603
Somewhere down there absolute Ivy has 300 shotas serving her every desire
Replies: >>148974540
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:20:37 AM No.148973885
>>148963607
>>148963610
Why the fuck isn't Alfred saying anything?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:23:42 AM No.148973938
>>148963617
Could Absolute Superman or Wonder Woman take him?
Replies: >>148974592 >>148976713
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:32:05 AM No.148974064
>>148963562
I like the idea of Dick being an EMT
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:34:29 AM No.148974103
>>148968245
The best thing about Bane is his insane origin
>be born from an female inmate inside a prison
>has a 200IQ
>biggest animal in the cage since day 1
>creates his own martial art
>learn chemistry and creates his Venom (I guess? Fuck I'm not looking wikipedia, cowabunga it is)
>only fear is the bats that hang upside down his cell
>one day he learns about Batman
>"Gonna kill that little shit, seems like uh a good way to solve my trauma of bats"
But at the end of the day yeah all of this just to be DRUG MAN PUNCH HARD, but also he comes with cool quotes and comebacks when the writer remembers he has a 200 IQ or something
Replies: >>148976826
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:03:24 AM No.148974540
>>148973821
giwtwm
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:07:11 AM No.148974592
>>148973938
easily
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:34:54 AM No.148974917
buttman
buttman
md5: c95e5c666c421c8fa052105e5d344494๐Ÿ”
BATMAN AF
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:36:28 AM No.148974936
>>148963619
How small do you think his penis is?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:38:36 AM No.148974958
>>148963936
someone asked what he thought of the new design and he gave a simple critique. snyder being a faggot and this butthurt over it is hilarious.
Replies: >>148974987
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:40:24 AM No.148974987
>>148974958
yeah seems real mad making mad money over it.
Replies: >>148975052
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:45:26 AM No.148975052
>>148974987
nolan is a millionaire. snyder works for minimum wage.
Replies: >>148977486
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:56 AM No.148975417
>>148972624
He still has a leg to kick. Spikes as well.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:23:11 AM No.148975548
download
download
md5: 146a3ee4a295352851fb2e5e5000b0b8๐Ÿ”
>>148964419
are you new, anon?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:24:18 AM No.148975563
>>148963562
>Grayson, D
His name is Dichard Grayson?
Replies: >>148976205 >>148981171
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:09:42 AM No.148976205
>>148975563
no
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:50:51 AM No.148976713
>>148973938
It would be extremely painful.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:51:54 AM No.148976724
>>148972928
For you.
Replies: >>148980403
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:53:02 AM No.148976740
>>148963557
I appreciate that they took the direction I was hoping they'd go with an just have him become a full on Resident Evil monster
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:39 AM No.148976779
>>148963617
>>148963619
Darkseid, this shit isn't fair at all. Thank for the dump, OP. I am liking this Bane a hell of a lot more than I thought.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:59:56 AM No.148976826
>>148974103
>>148972627
Pretty much what's always annoyed me, everyone ignores he's a genius and just opts to focus on his physicality
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:57:44 AM No.148977470
>>148967098
A big guy
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:01:02 AM No.148977486
>>148975052
....you know it's Graham Nolan not Christopher Nolan right?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:34:21 AM No.148978274
I love this
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:47:58 AM No.148978385
I feel like Absolute Batman's working-class shtick is interesting, because there are parts that stick with that vibe and others that don't.
>He's clearly reusing and recycling stuff, as all of his costume-weapons are fully reusable rather than being one-time use things like batarangs
>If you look at his costume, it's clearly not that expensive. The metallic parts are probably made of a cheap, lightweight metal, likely aluminum that he strengthened through basic forging. The cape is the most complicated part in all honesty.
>He's apparently used his friend's talents and connections to prepare further, like working out with Waylon to get beefy or learning electronics with Eddie to get better at it
>But he also has a bat-killdozer, which I love but it doesn't scream "On a budget" exactly
If you were the writer, how would you establish that Bruce is a very smart man who makes up for his relative lack of resources with said intelligence? I think it mostly works, just the bat-killdozer doesn't.
Replies: >>148978512 >>148979899
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:51:29 AM No.148978415
>>148963557

No Longer content with merely being a "Big Guy" Bane embarks on a quest to become the hugest.
Replies: >>148980300
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:56:40 AM No.148978469
So how does that cape work? From what I can tell it's split into 4 or so pieces, two of which are kind of just ropes with weighted grabby hooks on the end, and the other two are something else
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:57:40 AM No.148978481
>>148963716
I hate status quo. Let them stay friends ffs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:58:42 AM No.148978494
I did not care for
I did not care for
md5: f9e1dbf10f7a0704d47dd18df360223e๐Ÿ”
I did not care for Absolute Batman.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:00:15 AM No.148978512
>>148978385
>working class
>city engineer making 6 figures+ with massive fortune

this book is for retards, but you take the cake.
Replies: >>148978591 >>148984626
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:06:57 AM No.148978591
>>148978512
Is that his actual salary?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:50:21 AM No.148978934
>>148966451
kek, did you draw this?
Guy Incognito !!qVrCsAIzwpq
6/12/2025, 9:13:12 AM No.148979465
Screenshot_92
Screenshot_92
md5: 1d781047b4409acbf3d0985303bc7094๐Ÿ”
>>148963557
>>148963619
fucking a, that's the stuff right there!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:31:27 AM No.148979860
>>148967098
I think they're his arms. I mean, I'd wager the top is back and shoulders, and that screwy lumpy lesion cluster beside his shadowed face is a fist. Then the thing below and beside the 'fist' and face is the other arm, partly tucked under the first.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:35:14 AM No.148979888
>>148968575
>>148963617
Wow Batman can emote.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:36:49 AM No.148979899
1729295942245
1729295942245
md5: 889370396db8ad61b21e6619c15a6cc2๐Ÿ”
>>148978385
>>But he also has a bat-killdozer, which I love but it doesn't scream "On a budget" exactly
Repostan
>Somehow made it faster and gave it armor
>Somehow managed to hide it
>Somehow manages to maintain and refuel it
>All of this as a middle class city engineer living in an apartment (possibly with his mom even)
>Driving the damn thing doesn't just cause more damage than the crooks he faces
>It's somehow submersible as well
And the cherry on top
>It's a BelAZ 75710 which is not even a construction vehicle, it's for mining. It shouldn't even be in a city to begin with
>costs over $6 million
>tires alone cost over $42,000
>only produced in Belarus by demand
>Googles says there is only 65 in the world right now
>which makes insanely easy to track
>it's made to carry insanely heavy loads
>top speed of a regular model is 64 km/h (40 mph)
Replies: >>148979944 >>148980092 >>148980352 >>148982218 >>148991750
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:39:41 AM No.148979918
1747341053344398
1747341053344398
md5: 401bab23dcd134325d95758ffe27ad32๐Ÿ”
>>148963590
they made selina black?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:43:49 AM No.148979944
>>148979899
Made for crushing pursuers as opposed to fleeing them, eh? If one could actually move the thing in that fashion, which doesn't sound or look likely.
Replies: >>148979947
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:44:29 AM No.148979947
>>148979944
Batman destroys the city so Bruce Wayne gets paid repairing it
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:25 AM No.148980092
>>148979899
He stole it
He modified it to be nonlethal because he is Batman, just like he did with Alfred's shotgun
ez
Replies: >>148980140
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:32 AM No.148980140
>>148980092
How does he maintain it?
How does he steal a BelAz to begin with?
Replies: >>148980149 >>148980379
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:27:23 AM No.148980149
>>148980140
Don't worry about it
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:56:37 AM No.148980267
>>148965903
>>148968575
>>148969080
https://youtu.be/lVBML69BKAw?t=6
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:00:11 PM No.148980279
>>148963541 (OP)
Why didn't he just chop Bane's limbs off (non-lethally)? Is that only for less threatening Big Guys? Did he fight him stupid to establish Bane's threat level?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:01:25 PM No.148980288
I can't help but read all Bane dialogue with Hardy's stupid voice now.
Replies: >>148980311 >>148981775
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:03:14 PM No.148980300
>>148978415
He's a Meat Miracle!
It's amazing that 9' tall 600 lb Bane was natty Bane. He's like some brigand from the Fist of the North Star manga.
Replies: >>148982510
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:05:03 PM No.148980306
>>148963619
The first thing that popped in my mind was Videl vs Spopovich
Replies: >>148980322 >>148982983
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:06:01 PM No.148980311
>>148980288
Yeah
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:09:02 PM No.148980322
>>148980306
Bane's clothes are doing a heroic job staying on his 20' tall form.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:15:31 PM No.148980352
>>148979899
No, the cherry on top is that he converted it into a submersible.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:22:03 PM No.148980379
>>148980140
He's working class bro he just pulled off a grand heist of an extremely rare heavy industry vehicle as background
Meanwhile the idea that he pumped the tires of the batmobile himself is absurd
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:27:10 PM No.148980403
>>148976724
No, for him
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:38:35 PM No.148981031
>>148963607
>Designation: Liquid Alfred
>Nom de Guerre: Deathstroke The Terminator
Kino
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:41:43 PM No.148981050
>>148965328
How do you like my sunglasses, Batman!?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:53 PM No.148981110
>>148972490
>ASM
lole
Replies: >>148981194 >>148981861
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:57 PM No.148981171
>>148975563
It's a work ID, not a birth certificate. Any halfway competent HR org will log both your legal and preferred name.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:04:46 PM No.148981194
>>148981110
A bold choice for a Batman variant cover
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:48:46 PM No.148981775
>>148980288
I read in John DeLancie.
it fits perfectly
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:00:12 PM No.148981861
>>148981110
nobody is perfect.
Replies: >>148981939
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:09:53 PM No.148981939
>>148981861
absolute diana could give you a run for your money
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:42:47 PM No.148982218
>>148979899
I mean I think they stated that Bruce made a bunch of money via stock market shit.
Still really stupid. Him modifying a vehicle isn't the hard part to buy, it's the specific vehicle they had him modify. I get the Killdozer inspiration, and admittedly the truck is cool as hell, but there had to be a better basis than a giant dump truck.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:45:29 PM No.148982246
>>148963619
So Manbat Bruce is possible?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:45:54 PM No.148982255
GczmpF2WQAA-_iS
GczmpF2WQAA-_iS
md5: 05c43892817dcf772a51d6a5e5c93508๐Ÿ”
Found this
Replies: >>148982767 >>148989483
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:48:48 PM No.148982288
It'd be funny if Bruce gets unmasked by someone and they're just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfBhIM5tb4
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:06:19 PM No.148982510
>>148980300
>It's amazing that 9' tall 600 lb Bane was natty Bane
natty bane in >>148963607 looks a lot smaller, he's probably been surgically enhanced to support the amount of muscle venom produces
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:14:31 PM No.148982610
MV5BNmUwOWNkNjMtYzFhNi00ZDA4LTk3OTItNjc3OGNiOTQ0YmZiXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_
>>148963617
>>148963619
>>148963557
Durge Bane
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:22:00 PM No.148982676
This is really bad...
Replies: >>148982763
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:24:08 PM No.148982700
>Pennyworth
>PeNnYwOrTh
>PENNYWORTH
Shut the fuck up!
Replies: >>148982798
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:30:05 PM No.148982763
>>148982676
Compared to what? I think itโ€™s surprisingly good, especially for Snyder.
Replies: >>148982778 >>148982819
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:30:21 PM No.148982767
>>148982255
Jean-Paul?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:31:48 PM No.148982778
>>148982763
It's like DKR without any of the charm or tact.
Replies: >>148982819
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:33:03 PM No.148982798
>>148982700
henry furth
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:34:54 PM No.148982819
>>148982763
I think it's his best work on Batman so far. I am not a big fan of Snyder's writing in general, but this is working for me.

>>148982778
I think it has loads of charm. This book doesn't need to be very tactful because it is not leaning into social commentary (which is what is dragging down Absolute Superman). Everything dialed up to 11 is a central motif.
Replies: >>148982885
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:41:02 PM No.148982885
>>148982819
>it is not leaning into social commentary
Black Barbara & Selina...
Replies: >>148982939 >>148983366
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:44:53 PM No.148982939
>>148982885
That's nothing. They're fine, whatever. The only social commentary angle we've seen in this book was about common nihilism, expressed as crypto rewards for committing vigilante crimes, and that was just crazy, like everything else in BAF.

Contrast that to Superman, which feels like it is droning on about the evils of capitalism. They at least made up for that last issue by having Ra's drop a baby off his penthouse balcony.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:48:49 PM No.148982983
>>148980306
Well, that too involved someone getting the Bane spine treatment, so checks out.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:24:31 PM No.148983366
>>148982885
Social commentary is when black people apparently.
Even though Selina was black in the fucking 60s show
Replies: >>148983547
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:42:14 PM No.148983547
>>148983366
Race swapping tends to only be woke if the character is changed to be about racial politics. Comics have pioneered representation since well before other media industries.

Absolute Babs is a cop doing her job. Absolute Salina is a sex lady who crawls across buildings and steals. It all checks out.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:25:27 PM No.148984027
Best Absolute book, unfortunately.
Replies: >>148984087
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:29:31 PM No.148984087
>>148984027
WW and MM are great, too.
Replies: >>148984203 >>148986470
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:31:13 PM No.148984116
>>148963553
If someone pulled that mask off would he die
Replies: >>148984137
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:32:39 PM No.148984137
>>148984116
It would be extremely painful.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:37:21 PM No.148984203
>>148984087
GL feels like it could've been way better if they just stuck with Hal instead of Jo
Replies: >>148984246 >>148993574
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:40:51 PM No.148984246
>>148984203
I'm holding out for an interesting twist. This continuity is supposed to be birthed from Darkseid's archetype.
Replies: >>148984271
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:42:31 PM No.148984271
>>148984246
Like, the idea of being infused with an alien power that you didn't want by a being that you don't comprehend is perfect cosmic horror stuff, but I hate how they chose fucking Jo. Y'know, one of the most universally despised characters in comics
Replies: >>148984362 >>148985077
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:49:16 PM No.148984362
>>148984271
The element of cosmic horror you mention is better showcased in Absolute Martian Manhunter, to my view.
I'm not looking to argue with you. I'd rather stop the exchange here.
Replies: >>148984489
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:59:20 PM No.148984489
>>148984362
Indeed
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:10:43 PM No.148984626
>>148978512
he still needs to work, that counts as working class, classic bruce can do jack shit and still earn money because his company run itself
Replies: >>148985346
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:34:46 PM No.148985004
Currently only picking up batman and Wonderwoman
has anyone been reading Absolute Green Lantern? thinking about picking it up because Jo is in it
Replies: >>148985098 >>148985123
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:12 PM No.148985077
>>148984271
>Y'know, one of the most universally despised characters in comics
that bad? i skipped her series and never really saw people talk about her
Replies: >>148985373 >>148985495 >>148986916
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:36 PM No.148985098
>>148985004
Nah, I'm in the same boat except I have been really enjoying Martian Manhunter as well.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:43:42 PM No.148985123
>>148985004
It is still setting up its premise. The art is not great. It's worth reading.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:45:48 PM No.148985145
>>148968245
I don't know if this is about normal Bane or the Bane here but this Absolute Bane has a clear personality for something that only got like 8 pages to show it off
Maybe you're just retarded?
Replies: >>148985189
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:48:58 PM No.148985189
>>148985145
Unfortunately, childhood vaccinations and genital mutilations are still mandatory, and so most people are retarded (developmentally disabled)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:01:10 PM No.148985346
>>148984626
Indeed
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:03:18 PM No.148985373
>>148985077
Jo is just annoying
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:13:48 PM No.148985495
>>148985077
She is a good character, ppl free hate her because her backstory is tied to Black lives matter
she was a coop during those protests
Replies: >>148987438
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:47 PM No.148986470
>>148984087
Wonder Woman is less good. Martian Mindfucker has the best art.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:34:07 AM No.148986916
>>148985077
She was good

In her own self contained series
When they brought her in with the other lanterns and made her better than them all is where is went bad
Replies: >>148987438
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:20 AM No.148987438
>>148986916
>>148985495
Why did she have to replace Hal? Everyone else is themselves, why isnโ€™t GL allowed to have that?
Replies: >>148987561 >>148993618
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:54 AM No.148987561
>>148987438
They couldn't figure out how to make Hal not-boring. He's already been Evil (and somehow still boring).
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:06:09 AM No.148987909
Alright. I was driving and I had this idea
>Absolute Shazam
>It's about a cynical 40-something year old man who, despite his successes in life is entirely lacking in human connection and love, turns into a superpowered magical boy. It's about him rediscovering his innocence and connection with the world around him, therefore finding the will to do good in the world
AND
>Absolute Aquaman
>Instead of a hybrid king, is an Atlantean soldier who defects to try and protect humanity from an encroaching invasion of his own people
Replies: >>148988474 >>148990555 >>148993816
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:48 AM No.148988474
>>148987909
Those are actually good, but I don't think DC can develop them right
Replies: >>148988905
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:44:18 AM No.148988905
>>148988474
Basically, it's a 40-something year old man going on a magical quest and regaining his sense of wonder. Little shota mode.
There's also the idea of Shazam as a stand-like figure but that's a bit too MM at the moment
Replies: >>148992365 >>148996708 >>148999378
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:57:22 AM No.148989483
>>148982255
Cool. Who is the artist?
Replies: >>148989918
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:53:37 AM No.148989918
>>148989483
Some guy on Twitter
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:09:33 AM No.148990555
>>148987909
IDK
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:08:30 AM No.148991143
When will they do Absolute Joker?
Replies: >>148991175
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:16:47 AM No.148991174
>>148963866
no reply because he's a big guy for everyone
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:17:22 AM No.148991175
>>148991143
They did
Replies: >>148993112
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:22:38 AM No.148991182
Itโ€™s weird and also really cool how this version of Bruce is absurdly over the top.
>Practiced several martial arts
>Cape thatโ€™s like a fucking symbiote
>Bunch of other mechanically complex things
>Bat-Killdozer
>Can literally beat up so many criminals they run out of cars
And yet they still managed to make him feel like an underdog because this is like the third time heโ€™s gotten his ass absolutely kicked in the span of 9 issues
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:45:08 AM No.148991611
>>148963541 (OP)
Thanks
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:10:38 AM No.148991750
>>148979899
In fairness, it does look like Ark M has been built under ground and sea relatively recently. You're right that this kind of mega heavy duty mining vehicle shouldn't be in a city, but a city also shouldn't have a gigantic supervillain lair/production superscience base dug out under it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:07:20 PM No.148992217
>>148963541 (OP)
>>148963544
Bump
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:42 PM No.148992365
>>148988905
>Little shota mode.
why did you have to say it like that
Replies: >>149002713
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:49:38 PM No.148993112
>>148991175
Where?
Replies: >>148993170
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:57:11 PM No.148993170
Screenshot 2025-06-13 215650
Screenshot 2025-06-13 215650
md5: 242842544392030eb9d0f9b6d5751efd๐Ÿ”
>>148993112
Replies: >>148994666 >>148995329 >>148997503
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:45:12 PM No.148993503
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>>148963541 (OP)
I'm enjoying the Absolute books more than the Ultimate ones..I think the "in real time" gimmick is completely fucking up a lot of those books
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:51:11 PM No.148993546
>>148969347
>My only critique really is that these absolute books would be better with an extra 5-10 pages per issue.
It's how I feel about the Absolute/Ultimate books they're just not long enough in a lot of cases
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:54:48 PM No.148993574
>>148984203
GL could be better if it has better art
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:00:39 PM No.148993618
>>148987438
Seems like her book exists so DC can say the Absolute books don't revolve entire around White people similarly to Ultimate Black Panther
Replies: >>148993972 >>148994737
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:22:25 PM No.148993816
>>148987909
So mushoku tensei?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:38:52 PM No.148993972
>>148993618
It gives it an edge on the others because the absolute titles has 2 female led comics
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:48:12 PM No.148994666
>>148993170
freaky
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:55:10 PM No.148994737
>>148993618
They couldโ€™ve just used John
Replies: >>148995896
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:49:51 PM No.148995329
>>148993170
I wonder how they will do Harley to go with this Joker.
Replies: >>148996016 >>148997513 >>149002313
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:48:44 PM No.148995896
>>148994737
That's what I was thinking
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:02:25 PM No.148996016
>>148995329
>This Joker actually treats Harley with legitimate respect and kindness, giving her all kinds of gifts and whatnot
>But that's mostly because she's his personally trained attack dog in human skin.
>To Joker, abusing your henchmen is counterintuitive because it means they'll turn against you. But by being courteous, you ensure more loyalty
Replies: >>149002313
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:03:44 PM No.148996708
>>148988905
>shota
I know what you are
Replies: >>148998231
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:03:48 PM No.148997503
>>148993170
nasty
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:04:51 PM No.148997513
>>148995329
they'll probably just skip her being evil and have her as a hero from the start. maybe martha makes bruce go to therapy, and bruce is the one who inspires harley to become a vigilante
Replies: >>148998231
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:55:37 PM No.148998231
>>148996708
Little boy doesnโ€™t roll off the tongue
>>148997513
I feel that Harley is gonna be a villain
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:03:43 AM No.148999029
Absolute BatMEH
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:30:21 AM No.148999378
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>>148988905
>Little shota mode
Here's your Wizard
Replies: >>149000101
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:13:38 AM No.149000101
>>148999378
No wizard actually.
>Without the wizard
>Without the childhood
>Without the gods
>All that's left is the absolute Mightiest Mortal
Replies: >>149001258
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:37:23 AM No.149001258
>>149000101
As to how he gets his powers? He absorbs a fuckton of magical energy from a staff, which basically causes him to gain a bunch of magical powers.
It didn't choose him, he just found it and now he has to fight demons who are literal manifestations of the private demons of people. It's about him regaining hope and innocence, as I said
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:23:20 AM No.149002291
>>148963607
Yeah, I fuck with Metal Gear Batman
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:25:28 AM No.149002313
>>148995329
>>148996016
She's his portable blood bank like how Sunspot is in the Ultimate universe or she's his Ghislaine Maxwell
Replies: >>149002691
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:59:56 AM No.149002691
>>149002313
Joker seems to need something besides blood. The baby-throne is something else
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:00:35 AM No.149002697
Is Absolute Croc going to be Godzilla?
Replies: >>149002706
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:01:06 AM No.149002706
>>149002697
I really hope they don't pull that shit
Replies: >>149003579
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:02:07 AM No.149002713
>>148992365
Proper terminology
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:09:51 AM No.149002789
One thing I love is how this comic makes you feel like Bruce is really, really out of his depth by lulling you into a false sense of security.
>Fucking BULLDOZES the Party Animals in really satisfying ways
>After a beating from Black Mask's elite group, gets his second wind and beats them all to a pulp in his counterattack
>Built like a fucking brick shithouse, knows multiple martial arts, armed to the teeth, has a bat-killdozer, smart as shit, prepared for years, has a giant network of support and all that stuff
>Then he tries to go for something remotely approaching the big guns with Mr. Freeze. Gets his ass kicked even with some prep, and is forced to flee, definitively loses and fails to stop the fucker's plan with the snow
>When he tries to go into one of the Arks, he's curbstomped and captured by Bane
I really don't know how Bruce is going to make a dent in this whole conspiracy. It feels too big even for him and that's kind of what I like.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:53:28 AM No.149003178
>>148963590
WMBFchads....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:40:44 AM No.149003579
>>149002706
don't worry, Natsu will train him for that
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:26:47 AM No.149004489
>>148963544
Bump
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:31:24 AM No.149004513
Is he still Spanish? He has a Luchador mask kinda.