Why the lack of female slapstick in cartoons?

>>148982249 (OP)
same reason to this:
>Protagonists are boys > Girls are smart and mature.
>Protagonists are girls > Boys are imature.

>>148982431
>inb4 faggy rants

>>148982249 (OP)
Because millennial women will scream about it but won't say anything when it happens to a guy

Maybe this was true 20 years ago but don't female cartoon characters greatly outnumber male ones now? Any cartoon that does slapstick basically has to do it with a female character now.

>>148982249 (OP)
Because it promotes "violence against women" or some shit.
Women also aren't used in nudity or underwear gags.

>>148982484
California was a mistake.

>>148982249 (OP)
BECAUSE CALIFORNIA WAS A MISTAKE.

>>148982459
Starfire is cute

>>148982249 (OP)
Because the 30 to 40 year old women who won't even watch but will complain will have a panic attack induced meltdown.
Remember Anon, they complain more than they watch and will rally up other smelly overweight women to fight for their cause instead of getting a job. They'll literally rot before they have to work, hence why most of them are miserable neets.

>>148982249 (OP)
Anyone else get daffy duck vibes from Robin?

>>148982249 (OP)
>slapstick shows with female protagonists
>sandy been the butt of jokes for years
>phineas and ferb is back so there will be more candace bullying
>actually starts a thread with an example from a show that has hundreds of episodes
Why are so many threads made by people complaining about something they'd know exists if they actually watched cartoons?

>>148982525
Because the 30 to 40 year old jewish women who won't even watch but will complain will have a panic attack induced meltdown. And their jewish politician males & Hollywood producers will yell "Yes m'am" instead of instilling muslim religion on their jewish asses.
Remember Anon, they complain more than they watch and will rally up other smelly overweight jewish women to fight for their cause instead of getting a job. They'll literally rot before they have to work, hence why most jews are miserable neets.

>>148982525
Kill yourself Birchy. You have no room to talk.

>>148982573
I always assume they have never seen anything, when I got here I read comics and everyone here could barely read dragon ball by clicking on the individual jpgs

I had papers with printed art they had a reading dissability

>>148982525
>t. smelly miserable overweight neet

>>148982447
Because statistically men beat their wives more than wives beat their husbands.

>>148982688
Cope roastie

>>148982613
Oy vey a Palpatine supporter betta hide my gold.
>>148982703
I'm for slapping them but not punching them.
Sean Connery made a good point about that and it 100 percent works.
https://youtu.be/_YDqm7LXt2g

>>148982249 (OP)
Not everyone can be as avant garde as the creator of elf comic

>>148982746
I miss Sean so much

>>148982771
Same, he was based.
>>148982613
I hope Israel annexes Gaza so you guys can finally fuck off to your next grift.

>>148982703
Women socially beat husbands/other types of men with a variety of tactics. Bad mothers will violate the spirits of their children rather than nurture them. Etc

If you don’t want to encourage male physical abuse in cartoons why encourage female nonphysical abuse? As with them using cartoons to attack males they don’t like.

>>148982249 (OP)
Because women are superior, invincible super-creatures that must not be touched, but are also frail, sensitive little flowers that must not be touched. It's the only thing both the crazy right and crazy the left agree on.

>>148982811
Kys

>>148982811
Don't worry, you create victims wherever you go. You'll be seeing people fighting for justice against you for a long time.

>>148982613
Truth

it's just not for everyone.

>>148982817
Anon it's not just that, they provoke you into it.
>>148982827
Nigga we know your retarded ass is never gonna step foot into Gaza and help them. You're just gonna keep posting shitty memes and making petitions and sending money to IDF honeypots while the IDF laughs at you. It's all a grift and even someone as autistic as me can see it.
So be a good tool for the Arabs (who hate gay people btw idk how you guys missed that) and fuck off.

>>148982746
AHAHAHAHHAA LOOK AT THAT JEWISH WOMAN IN AWE.
Look, look at how she suddenly started to giggle when he said "Maybe then she's starting to like it"
AHAHHAHAHA THE JEWS NEED ISLAM ON THEIR ASSES. THE JEWISH WOMEN NEED ISLAM.

>>148982881
Nah Islam needs to be christianized.

>>148982946
Based

>>148982946
>nah
Shut up jewish gen-Z. You cannot christianize gypsies, it is not in their nature.
I myself want to jewishize all vikings but unfortunately ... no more vikings and christcucks are cucks, they'd never consider themselves the chosen ones and everyone below them as cattle.

>>148983026
Anon with the power of Jesus at your side anything is possible.
Pakistan is seeing a rise in Christianity and Tajikistan and Turkmenistan banned Sharia Law and Islamic clothing and is only allowing traditional clothing. India and China is getting rid of their mosques and replacing them with churches and cathedrals.
It's becoming unpopular at a fast rate, they either need to modernize and remove the violent stuff and gross stuff and maybe they can fit in with the world.
Not to mention Arabs and Muslims enslaved Africa before the white man even discovered the continent but you won't bring that up because it doesn't fit your narrative.

>>148982722
Shut up tranny.

>>148983069
Purifying is always harder than corrupting things. ;) In fact corrupting things is obscenely easy and purifying things is impossibly hard. Only 1% of all students get 10/10 grades in school.

Oh and most importantly ... gypsy DNA is dominant and caucasian DNA is recessive. That's why Southern Europe turned brown and why jews behave like browns instead of whites despite having whiteskin. If you see black eyes with whiteskin stay away, if you see those anglo-jewish jaws like men, hear those frilly voices that never went through a normal puberty ... stay away. Do not breed with gypsies. All jews will eventually become brown skin if they don't die from all that inbreeding. Humans are not rabbits to inbreed. Browns are too stupid to understand this because humans lack instincts. Humans are supposed to make up for what they lack in instincts through consciousness. Browns do not have consciousness.

>>148983069
>India and China is getting rid of their mosques and replacing them with churches and cathedrals.
Yeah and Europe and Russia is replacing them.
>Russia, wait what?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4NhEoPkQeXs

>>148983212
That's Chechnya, if you knew anything about what Russia did to them then you'd see why Islam hasn't expanded beyond the Caucasus, even Tartarstan has to have crosses on all their mosques.

this thread feels like dead internet theory

>>148982703
Lesbians beat most of all, which makes me wonder if women do the same thing in straight relationships with men but it's not reported or taken seriously by the police.

I don't know why though I like female slapstick a lot more
Not the same poster but how did she survive this?

>>148983443
Maybe have a better argument retard.
>>148983499
They do, look at Idubbbz and the leader of France. Femcels only get with men that are autistic and don't know any better and will break them and isolate them from everything.
It almost happened to me and I stopped myself, which is why I'm saving myself for marriage. If I have to wait until I'm in my 60s to marry like Robert Evans did then so be it. You women can keep the bears, let's just hope your nasty rank body oder doesn't scare them off too. They're as unhygienic as Indians.

>>148983137
Stop projecting

>>148983026
Kys faggot

>>148982249 (OP)
Because a bad thing happening to a girl in a show tends to attract angry people with nothing else to do but complain and try to drum up "Causes" to fight that makes for lots of bad press and potential lawsuits.

There is a high population of angry feminists that will sit around and watch children's media all day long to find something to be outraged over.

>>148982494
>BECAUSE CALIFORNIA WAS A MISTAKE.
It's being taken care of, just wait a bit longer.

>>148983719
Anon he's defending Gypsies, literally the backwash of Europe, there's a reason why they're all in Bulgaria and broke. They're just Indians who got lost in Europe.
>>148983738
I love seeing those faggots get beaten, it's been a long time coming.
And what's funny is that nobody supports them, even normies.

>>148983738
>>148983750
>california will be gone
>no one supports them
Cali’s the 4th largest economy on the fucking planet. Beating out europe and japan. It contributes 80bn in taxes to every backwoods bumfuck cousin fucking farm town in the country. You better hope and pray the protests don’t lead to a secession of cali, cause then every red state will go under water just like trump is letting them.

>>148983794
I don't want it to lead to a succession of Cali, it want it to lead to a suppression of Cali.

Break the backs of the jew media that wants to control the thoughts and opinions of the common American. Break up all the old big establishment houses that keep subverting the rest of the nation, put all the influencer celebrities in jail, or deport them I don't really care. And turn that place into the mega farm that fed half the planet that it used to be.

>>148983794
And gas costs 8 bucks a gallon and rent is 3000 for the cheapest place.
We could literally trade California for Alberta and nothing would change financially.
California needs a reset.

>>148982249 (OP)
People don't like seeing girls/women getting hurt.

>Solatorobo for the DS had where male enemies would be bandaged up, missing teeth, or have a black eye when beaten
>female enemies would have an X bandage... on their helmet

>>148982703
Women mentally abuse men all the time, while men tend to go the physical route
Men that get abused and manipulated just "nut up and shut up" about it because us men just facetank abuse until we die (hopefully not TOO early.)
Still remember when my sister broke up with her boyfriend because he hit her, only for us to find out later that she was constantly controlling and manipulating him to the point he was abusing drugs and alcohol. When called out on this, she deflected and blamed our dad because ??? "waah he wont let me smoke weed" and some other shit like that.

>>148982249 (OP)
A few reasons, but it mostly depends on who's writing the show and who the censors are.
>violence against women = automatically objectively bad, no matter what
>girls = strong, men = weak. TL;DR: grrrrrlll powaaaahhhh shit
>they don't like the idea of abuse fetishists taking notice and obsessing over it (IIRC this has actually happened once)
>animators/writers being uncomfortable with harming women regardless of context
>viewers/parents being uncomfortable with seeing women harmed, regardless of context
>slapstick in general not being as popular because "kids will emulate it"
>they don't like the idea of little boys growing up to hurt women because "they grew up watching that in their cartoons"

>>148983794
"California" isn't, it's an absolute black hole of high crime, poverty, fire, and drought outside of like three cities. The costs they'd have to deal with just importing water from the US would bleed them dry (haha) in a year or two alone.
Besides, if CA quit the US, those cities wouldn't be able to function the way they do and they'd probably have to expand out of CA just to survive, especially since that goofball Newsom would probably ban exports to the US or flood the "country" with immigrants day one.

>>148983794
Have.. have you not been in California?
People are leaving in large numbers to other states and they can't even control riots and the price of everything is still way too much, they're 100 percent done.
I don't even have to bring up all the crime and how the walk of fame now has homeless people tweaking all over it. It's a third world shithole.

>>148983833
>>148983846
>muh jooz
>muh gas
The people screwing over our nation arent the hipsters in LA dumbass. Its the wallstreet daytraders in NY and the fracking cow humping texans. Its the suits in DC. It aint the jews running the show. Its protestants descended from the puritans. They point the finger at them to get idiots like you two to fall in line.

All these replies and nobody's said that "women aren't funny" yet. It's just funnier to see a guy do these things than a woman.

>>148982447
this isn't fair. GenX and boomer women also scream about nonsense.

>>148983905
But why is everything so expensive though? And those "hipsters" have the fucking gall to charge 30 bucks for a fucking hamburger, not to mention the homelessness and the addicts and the gangs. You can blame "le corporations" all you want to but the people there voted for it and now they're receiving the consequences of it.
It's gonna be crazy when all the migrants get deported and the "hipsters" will have to try and learn how to make the food from cultures they simped for.
There's a reason everyone is leaving.
>>148983908
Because it's common knowledge women aren't funny, unlike them we don't need to repeat shit.

>>148983908
misapplication
That would be the sex of the writer not the character
>Violence against women isn't funny
watch/read Stone Ocean

>>148983966
There isn't nothing funny about Stone Ocean

>>148983882
If cali secedes, there wont be any trade coming in through the pacific. Poverty, fire, and crime is all a result of shitty republican leadership.
>>148983899
Cali native born and bred. The people leaving are transplants from other states who came here trying to “make it big” cause they buy into everything they see on tv. Like you. The “riots” are just protests happening on two city blocks. The walk of fame looks like whatever backwood inbred hillbilly town youre mother/sister crawled out of.

>thread about slapstick
>autistic fucks are arguing about religion

>>148983998
>The “riots” are just protests happening on two city blocks.
Nigga there's videos all over Instagram and YouTube and Twitter of people burning cars and shit and waving the Mexican flag. Even normies and fucking CNN of all news networks and legal immigrants are calling it out. My family came from Venezuela in the 1920s and got registered as citizens. They had to change their last names though despite being white, why the fuck can't they register? Why the fuck are they waving the Mexican flag and burning shit and yelling?
The national guard and marines is taking care of it though.
>>148984033
I love the internet.

>>148984033
And whining about the state that produces everything they consume and bitch about.

Women are seen as sacred

>>148984079
Nah Florida and Georgia are better. California hasn't made anything good in 20 years.

>>148984090
They used to be, but they've been buck broken to believe they can do more than being in the kitchen and raising families. They should be doing small jobs like nails and putting together small tiny intricate machinery.
They have a place, but not in men's spaces.

>>148984070
Its all on two blocks. Istg every time a protest happens to protect your rights, some dipshit has to pretend like the whole state is in ruins. Sorry your family were too fucking chickenshit to hold onto any sort of heritage, mexicans are proud of who they are. We founded california, we built it up, and we keep it running. I hope a million more waymo cars burn.

>>148984145
Go outside and film right now, prove to me it isn't in absolute shit right now.
>I hope a million more waymo cars burn
And I hope the Marines beat their asses. They've been waiting for this moment since 2020.

>>148984145
youre just too scared to stand up to ice anon hence why youre on 4chan and not out protesting

>>148984070
>all the videos show Mexican flags waving as the cars burn and people fight with cops or graffiti stores
>videos also show various nonwhite people breaking into shops behind the crowds with Mexican flags waving everywhere in the foreground
>basically everyone's like "wait what the fuck, why don't they just go back to Mexico if they like it so much???" and other stuff like that
>now a lot of the Mexican flags are replaced by brand new (still with folds) American flags to try to trick people into thinking it's more of a US patriotism thing, a "we're American regardless of race, everyone belongs, melting pot" thing
LOL

>>148983859
*normies
*pussies

>>148984194
Anon it's the old saying "all bark but no bite"
>>148984206
My normie mother caught on to that shit too, if they're waving the American flag why don't they show their papers too? I'm sure ICE and the Marines will be tricked by that.
Like they can't lie and deceive anymore, the midterms are gonna be interesting.

>>148984255
i am hispanic and i want all migrants gone i support ice

>>148984206
I'm more confused about the El Salvadorian protesters
Why are they protesting against going back to the safest country in the world?

>>148984218
Shush guy, the grown ups are talking.

>>148982249 (OP)
Starfire deserves it in this series. It's a shame he doesn't do it more often.

>>148983905
>Its the suits in DC. It aint the jews running the show.
It's not the guy who married an Israeli, ran pl a platform of backing Israel, and personally gets the chair for the King of the Jews?


who is in charge?

>>148983930
Women have ever always screamed about that nonsense. You will find letters to the editor way back in 1910 complaining about books giving their kids ideas and subverting the youth.

>>148983728
Let's not start the fighting with tumblr again nor pretend there isn't a high population of angry channers that sit around and watch children's media all day long to find something to be outraged over.
>>148982249 (OP)
The Harvey street series had slapstick, same with girl shows like DCSHG and the fprbidden one

>>148984715
Back then you could give them a backhand and they'd shut up.

because of pedo producers even want little girls looking pretty for greater viewership AND to appeal to pedos

not saying all pedo dont like female slap-stick but there is no other reason besides treating girls and women in media as sanctified breeding sows

>>148982249 (OP)
Is this an evolution of the tired "why doesnt girl nudity happen as often as boy nudity" threads? I wonder what % of /co/'s userbase is legitimately on the spectrum

>>148983711
Stop breathing.

>>148982249 (OP)
Go smack your mom across the face if you want some female slapstick.

>>148984995
Just retarded coomers

>>148985639
What is "coomer" about this topic?

>>148982249 (OP)
Because of the idea that women are precious and must be protected and can't look bad or hurt for even a minute even if it's a cartoony joke. Teen Titans Go seems to be the only show that doesn't give a fuck. If you want to make funny female characters in a cartoon they have to be "wacky" too.

>>148982459
based

>>148982249 (OP)
Watch literally any recent disney movie with a female protagonist, they take plenty of abuse.

>>148985600
You first

>>148982703
>an animated series about a man abusing his wife but with cartoon slapstick
I’d watch it.

>>148984428
>getting yourself off to being “important” in the animation community, and thus an “adult” in it

Gee, I’m sure you’re terrified of looking at my work and that’s not a very adult attitude for you to have.

>>148983859
it makes my pp hard

>>148986806
It’s a more esoteric process to make my pp hard - not my motivation

>>148986733
Anthony I've seen your art. I dig the colors and concepts you use but everything else is shit. Like lean into the weirdness a bit more.

>>148982249 (OP)
Because retards like you can't make it not a fetish thing

Not a single one of you all has ever gotten laid, have you?

>>148987013
Have you?

>>148982249 (OP)
Because most girls aren’t funny.

>>148987013
You know just calling someone a virgin is just as lazy as calling someone a fag, you fag.

>>148986974
Are you telling me THIS >>148983643 isn't a fetish?

>>148986533
After (You).

>>148982459
Kek

Most female characters are not written as the comedic character in their story of origin. Plus there's still a small bit of genetic disposition that lends us to not like seeing women hurt.

Ed edd n eddy was pretty equal opportunity.

Pretty much every female main character from Seth MacFarlane's shows get abused, sometimes to greater lengths than the dudes, even if you discount Meg.

>>148985933
Because it is about females which usually means "Why isn't muh fetish is in more cartoons"

The only female slapstick I can really think of is Anime. And now that I think about it, almost all the Japanese comedies I like have a mostly female cast.

>>148989297
>The only female slapstick I can really think of is Anime
There are examples of female slapstick in this thread you dumb weeb

>>148986858
You think what the animation community allows you to think, I don’t care about your opinion.

A meaningful opinion would actually discuss my work in some way, but the animation community doesn’t allow you to do that with outsiders.
>>148987013
Girls fucking crave my dick. I have to pull them off it with care

>>148989329
It's been ages since I've seen Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, and I don't think I've bothered watching any of the other shows.

>>148986712
Thats just Family guy. And American Dad. And Gumball.
>>148987065
Youre a virgin faggot

>>148982431
>>148982249 (OP)
Because ugly face beatdowns look REALLY OFF PUTTING on girls

>>148989545
The first two are barely animated. The third is a le strong woman show.

>>148989554
Have you seen elf comic. Virtuoso slapstick

>>148989545
>Gumball
>man abusing his wife but with cartoon slapstick
That never fucking happened. I don't even remember Nicole getting actual slapstick.

>>148982249 (OP)
because you touch yourself at night

>>148982484
it's OK when movies (or probably real life) and anime does it.

>>148982722
Arrest aussie.

>>148989485
>You think what the animation community allows you to think, I don’t care about your opinion.

Didn't think I was being mean. I was just suggesting you to lean in to your weird side a lil more.
Now you don't have to take me seriously and that's fine.

>>148987281
Veryyyy good example of female slapstick.

>>148982249 (OP)
men do
women are

>>148982249 (OP)
not as funny

>>148982249 (OP)
What about Amy Wong?

>>148982249 (OP)
>Ed Edd Eddie
>Phineas and Ferb
>Fairly Odd Parents
>Mighty B
>Powerpuff Girls

can we define lack? This isn't even a comprehensive list

>>148982249 (OP)
Can this show die already

>>148983643
A bit of luck

>>148982249 (OP)
A third of Teri's role is her being put through cartoony gore, so it is more common than you think.

>>148992240
But how come Nicole never gets slapstick like Teri? I can only think in one example from the first episode back in 2011.

>>148992406
I guess that a paper girl allows for stuff like this to just happen as a consequence of her design? Plus it allows for animators to get creative, like how it was with her losing bodyparts while attempting to cross a wading pool or how she got a massive hole burned through her head. It just doesn't work that well with drawn 2D characters.

Teri is shit

>>148993057
No, she's a paper.

>>148983684
>It almost happened to me and I stopped myself, which is why I'm saving myself for marriage.
>why I'm saving myself for marriage.
>Birchy saving himself for marriage

HAHAHAHAHAHA
NO women would ever marry someone like you, you pathetic fat fuck

>>148989568
Look at this dumb elf

>>148994170
Tormented by a tiny aperture. Only for anticlimactic ending. Beautiful

>>148982249 (OP)
same reason why bart is constantly naked and lisa isn't

>>148994903
And what is that reason?

>>148994164
You got bears.
Go to them, that's if the rank smell doesn't scare them off that is.

>>148982703
Wives beat their husbands way more often. You don't notice because they are too feeble to actually inflict damage on their husband.

>>148995829
And they always go for autists too, notice how none of these Femcels have buff or racist bfs.
They go look for vulnerable autists and groom them into being a troon or a cuck and suck out all the whimsey and fun out of them and make them husks of their formal selves because they want them to be as miserable as they are.
It's why I'm very judgemental of women and expect the most loyal.
Remember Anon evil women have tactics like concern trolling (basically pretending to care about you while attacking you typical women behavior) and will also spread lies and misinformation about you and when that doesn't work they resort to getting groups to attack you, but a simple block and a few word filters will stop it, and when that doesn't work they absolutely melt down to the point that they'll derail entire conversations and impersonate you.
In simple terms block those niggers and they won't have any power over you.
Let them scream into a void and make them look like jackasses by not replying to them.

>>148982249 (OP)
Because it's not funny