Thread 148992858

Let's take it easy for a little while and look back on the first issue of Rainbow Rowell & Rogê Antônio's 2022 run of She-Hulk.

Fuck off.

Why is she booger green?

25 issues of nothing.

>>148992993
You had your own firm before Jen!

Yaaaa the thrilling adventures of a burnt-out millennial Jen...

The last real She-Hulk thread we had was way back when we're storytiming Savage.

>>148993042
This doesn't even look finished.

Thanks for opening an old wound Rainbow you fucking dumb hole.

>>148993062
And that was She-Hulk #1. It will not be continued.

>>148993073
Thank Christ.

>>148993055
Stop being a footfag.

>Beautiful cover art
>Hastily scriblled doodles for interior art
Why does anyone still read capeshit?

>>148993102
I'm not, It's just Byrne knew how to draw a proper foot.

I can't wait for her next series to completely ignore this.

>>148993042
Lmao

So Jen is just a loser given handouts by everyone?

>>148993151
It turns around quickly in the next couple issues when word spreads that she's practicing law again. A lot of the costume crowd need legal advice.

>>148993001
>>148993014
Jan is so cool.

>>148993189
No it doesn't.
All she does is stuff her face with food and bitches about her non-problems. Every issue.

God I wish I was a vapid 14 year old girl so I could like this.

>>148992895
Cute

>>148992895
Kek

Reminder: This is written by a fat Becky with yellow fever.

>>148993277
Hell yeah

>>148993277
She's just like me fr fr

>>148993295
>>148993238
>>148993199
>>148993134
Hi OP.

>>148992939
>>148992953
>>148992968

This best part of this book is when Jack becomes Jen's house nigger.

instead of going "ohmigosh" 3-4 times every issue this Jen just makes surprised Pikachu faces.

>>148992983
>>148992993
>Yeah I'll work for the woman who slut-shamed me in court!

>>148993415
Apparently it worked out rather well.

>>148993523
>A gay Doombot as a client.
Whoopty fuck.

>>148992925
God she's ugly.

>>148992858 (OP)
This sucked 3 years ago, It's sucks now.
Why didn't you make a Savage thread?

>>148992949
>>148992953
>>148992957
The idea of walking around NYC barefoot is so disgusting. She's not going to catch anything since she's a Hulk but damn.

>>148993031
Cute cute cute

>>148993031
>>148992915
>Doesn't want to ruin he clothes, Until she's given a new wardrobe.
I hate her.

>>148993824
It's her old wardrobe. Janet just never moved it.

>>148993865
When did she ever lived there in the first place?

>>148993004
IIRC this was right after she quit Aaron's Avengers roster. She'd been staying in the dead Celestial for a while, so she likely shut down or sold her business in NYC.

>>148993947
or just didn't care and writer wrote what they wanted without any care for prior character history

>>148993947
I fucking hate that this is a direct sequel to Red Zone and Slott's run.
She had her own assistant in Tamaki's.

>>148993995
>Slott
Did you mean Soule?

>>148994041
No, This book pics up on Slott's characters.
I haven't Soule that art was fugly.

>>148993982
This got memory-holed so fast.

>>148992858 (OP)
Reading bump.

so... not going to post another issue or 2?

>>148992858 (OP)
Why are anons so angry about this itt

Jen & Jack 4 eva. I liked this book even though it had barely any plot.

>>148995368
Autistic Byrne fags.

>>148995368
The book sucks.

This book is ok actually

>>148993073
>>148995301
Maybe just one or two more while I'm listening to the news.

Eleanor & Park 2.0

>>148996191
>Gloss over Bone, Idaho.

I hate Jen's stupid monkey faces.

>>148996254
Look at those cute faces!

Great more food...

This should have stayed a mini.

>>148996319
>Thanks Mom.

>>148996338
Can that lift hold 700lbs?
Why is she talking the subway?

>>148996379
Ew Slott's run...

>>148996379
I'll do #3 as well. Keep going until I get tired of it. Series moves slow whenever it shows Jack getting his bearings.

Oh skin me alive & throw me down a salt mine.

Seems like a cute slice of life comic, probably not for me but surely it isn't worse than what Jason Aaron did to the character.

>>148996443
At least I could jerk off to that, This is nothing.

Andy is nothing more than walking dildo.

I hate how Reddit this books is.

>>148996484
Oh eating & monkey faces!

>>148996530
>Sicilian
>No toppings
Terrible friend

Forgive, forget, flirt, eat, repeat.

Great run

>>148996457
I did actually jerk off to this book.

>>148993042
>that last panel
They knew what they were doing.

>>148996556
Liar this art is something you'd see in a medical pamphlet.

>>148996582
Idk if it was this issue but..
>>148996520
>>148996530

When's the issue when she whines at the audience?

>>148996595
>>148996599
I think it's #9

Does Rainbow know she's alienating 99% of all boys during this run?

It's just hens clucking!

>>148996651
Tbqh approximately like 51% of the reason I'm doing this is because Jack is cute.

>>148996623
I think Marvel knew what they were getting when the hired a YA novelist.

>>148996663
I fucking hate him.
He's a bigger puss than Shinji.

Back in the day all of this could have been told in a single issue.

>>148996642
Samson helped you a ton Jen, Let me guess she's just gonna eat her emotions away?

>>148996651
Was Pasty with Tony at this time?
Funny remember when Tony slept with Jen and implanted her with nanites that sealed her off from her powers?

>>148993295
Hell no!

>>148996663
I'll try to keep going until they smash. I think that was at the end of the trade.

>>148996850
They were an item in Cantwell's run. He tried to propose and everything.

>>148993794
Now if only it was a decent Shulkie design.

Please... Have Mercy... I'll take 40 lashes!

>>148995368
Because it sucks ans you got autogynophiliacs running defense for it. Case in point: >>148995398

They finally fixed Jen's green.

>>148997169
Moving on to #5

I wish I could like this but holy fuck it's so bad.

>>148997202
Big DYKE energy.

Jen should date Spider-Man

>>148997236
Simple Jack!

What happened to all of Jen's fighting prowess?

This fight is paced as filler.

>average comic so far that's just a basic soap opera with decent art, nothing amazing but nothing terrible, lukewarm and perfectly comfortable at a 5 or 6 out of 10
>anons acting like they're reading the unfunnies
some of you people have your brains fried on outrage

>>148997381
Book sucks bro.

>>148997433
What? More food! No Way!

>>148997451
Saccharine.

>>148997418
sure, and "book sucks" is not something to have any reaction to other than "eh sucks whatever" unless it's really really bad. and if your response is "well it's really really bad", that's the bit where I say your brain is fried

>>148997495
Thanks for gaslighting me.

>>148997559
That marks the end of the first TB, but I've still got one more issue to go.

>>148997559
>Betty taking care of Savage/Child Hulk

Oh fuck this one...

>>148997653
Jen Mallory ruined your reputation on the stand you silly bitch.

>>148997666
>Mallory ruined your reputation on the stand you silly bitch
She really didn't.

>>148997653
This reeks of cat piss.

>>148997685
She had the stenographer read a 20 minute list of Jen's sexual exploits.

Fuck this book.

>>148997721
Yeah, well known exploits like the Juggerjoke. Everyone knows she's the biggest skank around and slept through multiple teams.

>>148997754
Nice dishonest defect.

>>148997808
What that fuck are you talking about Jen!?
You got shot by the fucking mob!

>>148997823
and nearly died both times
KWAB

>>148997851
>>148997848
That's right. She's taking his V-card.

>>148997866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRphdbQ2E7M

>>148997882
Literally Kevin Smith tier writing.

>>148997894
she didn't pee herself tho

Poor Wyatt.

>>148997895
There, that felt like a better point to quit on than last issue. I'm done. Goodnight.

>>148997908
She-Hulk 100% has incontinence just from transforming.

>>148997919
>*Throws a beer bottle full of piss.*

>>148997930
no she doesn't you just want to see her orgasm and pee from pleasure while transforming

>>148997945
What?
You want a quick wet fart transformation like from Slott's onward?

>>148997930
>>148997941
Peebrain

>>148997982
I'm not Jim Norton I swear!

Real She-Hulk is never coming back is she?

>>148997729
How is she dating an actual brick?

Somebody right me an essay why Jack is a good pairing for Jen.

>>148998092
Aesthetic height gap.

>>148998092
It's cute

>>148998026
We aren't the target audience anymore. She's made for lonely middle aged women now.

>>148998134
It's not fair... All I ever wanted to do was to admire her.

Like am I'm a pathetic autistic loser but I can't relate to Jack maybe that's a failing on my part or I'm still holding a grudge during the whole Bone Idaho incident. Sorry for my toxicness during the whole thread.

>>148997909
He's like four boyfriends and two dozen bootycalls in the past. She moved on.

>>148998291
You didn't read Tamaki's run I see.

>>148997666
Shut up Satan

>>148998384
You hate me because I speak the truth.

>>148996919
>Lila Live
Is she a Lila Cheney fan?

>>148998319
Nobody did.

>>148998550
Well I did, & Jen Hooked up again.

>>148992983
GAY

>>148998612
Didn't they split in the same run?

>>148997408
The only good part so far.

>>148998695
Mal is robosexual.

>>148998886
They always split up!
Editorial hates them.

It's hypocritical that we get rid of Donald Blake & we're saddled with frumpy Jen.

Next issue, I want to hurt more.

>>148999104
Half of it is just pillow talk.

>>148997640
Could I get a new Hellcat series? A mini would be adequate. I want more Patsy.

>>148999162
Whats the other half eating?

>>148998108
>>148998113
That's not an essay!

>>148999494
She took his virginity and now she has to take responsibility.

>>148999515
Oh this is the part when he becomes her house nigger.
Grim.

I demand more female heroes have house cute short househusbands
Also, all female heroes are now inexplicably 7ft tall

>>148996212
>>148998276
Oh, that's what you meant. The Red Zone arc. I didnt remember the location. You're a steel trap, Anon.

>>148999225
Jack decides to study poetry!

>>148992858 (OP)
Is she hulkette's mom?

>>149000166
It's a curse.

>>149000699
Jen would never be a mother.

>>148992858 (OP)
Reading bump.

>>148992858 (OP)
This shit as even worse than slott’s godawful run. Not even exaggerating.