Thread 148997918

Can Strange win or does he get sent to the Oxygen club?

>>148997918 (OP)
Who would win, Reimu, Gohan or Invincible in the “all my matchups suck ass” battle?

>>148997918 (OP)
not even a joke or shitpost but strange no diffs the troonhou verse

>>148997918 (OP)
In conclusion: resounding Touhou victory.

>>148997936
… against a hypnotizing coin tied to a piece of string which took the efforts of every Touhou girl to high diff beat

>>148997936
go back to g+

>>148997935
... in the being a weak outstatted and outhaxed laundry folder competition, forgot to mention.

>>148997936
Feats? Strange ranks pretty high Marvel wise.

>>148997964
touhou is featless, it is statements with no feats to back them up and when they show feats, they are no where near close the actual statement

HASHIRIDASHITA OMOI GA IMA DEMO
KONO MUNE WO TASHIKANI TATAITERU KARA
KYOU NO BOKU GA SONO SAKI NI TSUZUKU
BOKURA NARI NO ASU WO KIZUITEIKU

KOTAE WA SOU ITSUMO KOKO NI ARU

>>148997936
BEAST!

>>148997918 (OP)
There is no way strange does not have atleast 1 mindcontrol spell

>>148997977
>Saying this while posting FRAUDku who relies entirely on chainscaling and statements

>>148997961
...but enough about Demonbane.

>>148997977
>touhou unbelievers are trannyfaggots
pottery

>>148998001
FUARK A COIN ATTACHED TO A PIECE OF STRING, REIMU’S ONLY (canon btw) WEAKNESS!

>>148997977
>trannyku

>>148998010
Post feats that don’t lose to Eternity scaling

>>148997991
reimu has tons of layered mindhax immunity, basically everything in touhou has some kind of mind/spirit manipulation (they are the same thing in touhou)

>>148997977
femIchigo got me thinking unwise thoughts....

YEET

>>148998035
reimu taking a step.

List of Touhou feats according to a Touhoufag
>a ying yang orb destroys the planet and kills everyone in hrtp... which is a joke ending
>reimu destroys a tank in soew
>everyone can fight each other in podd
>remilia spreads mist across all of gensokyo in eosd
>suika summons a black hole that does no damage in iamp, don't remember anything of note happening in pcb
>IN has all the characters stopping the night, crossing an "endless corridor" and defeating eirin who sealed the planet or some shit
>everyone fights each other in pofv, nothing happens in soku
>BEASTno dodges sunlight based attacks and beats Marisa in gfw
Is Touhou FRAUDbane but with no giant robots?

>>148998042
Any feat that is not a statement?

>>148998064
...into an early grave.

>>148998058
>throws 2 "universes"
>while low level touhou youkai like doremy can throw hundreds of multiverses confirmed as being as big as the infinite touhou cosmology
i'm sick of this downplaying. if you can't beat simon no diff you aren't even on touhou's radar.

>>148998047
HOMOku…

>>148998058
congratulations, an actual feat, unlike anything kektos, chudnic and touhoucucks have ever posted

>>148998058
>Throws 2 universes
>When top tier Touhou get neg diffed by a hypnosis coin
I’m tired of this wank, the entire Touhou verse isn’t even on Boota’s radar.

>doremy
>multiversal
I want to have the same of whatever the fuck touhou tards are smocking

>>148998118
that's CHADku for you

>>148997748
Continuing.
A set of infinite 2d universes can exist effortlessly in a 3d structure, as that is simply just what an infinite 3d structure is definitionally.

Now, say you have a set of infinite 3d universes. ALL, and I mean ALL of them are inside, correspond to, intersect, or are consumed by a SINGLE 4d universe.

A 4d being can walk around these infinite 3d multiverses like you and I walk into another room. The distinction and distance between them is literally a spatial coordinate. That's how they see this hierarchy. They're in multiple 3d universes CONCURRENTLY. Their higher universe works on entirely different volumes/masses/energy systems/logic than the lower one.

You can do this again with 4d to 5d, infinite 4 universes can exist inside a 5d universe, and the distinction is the same. A 5d guy moving around and existing in 4d universes at the same time.

The 4d universes occupy a cross section of the 5d one, the 3d universe is now nothing but an infinite line.

So various "universes" of 2d, to 3d (a multiverse of 2d), to 4d (a multiverse of 3d) can all coexist, side by side, physically next to each other, in a 5d universe as comprehensive structure. How they all break up and share the space of a 5d structure is extremely difficult to mentally grasp.

So a guy who punches 3d infinitely, destroying an infinite 3d universe. essentially doesn't do shit to a 4d, let alone a 5d structure.

>>148998068
Granted that only covers the games I've played so far but what I've seen doesn't really match up to the hype

>>148998088
no-sold zanmu's mindhax that worked on a dozen characters across interdimensional distances, who in turn no-sell stuff that works on youmu, who in turns no-sells having her mind crushed by phantoms, her spirit crystallized by hell, and tenshi's absorption and destruction of the temperament of all beings in existence

Yo

>>148998194
You’re stepping on my entire cosmology……

>>148998174
W-what just Happened? H-he was too fast, my eyes couldn't keep up...

>>148998143
>creating and destroying infinite multiverses with ease is not multiversal because... uhh... because my narrative depends on it ok??!?

>>148998194
Sup

>>148998174
Was that a white and red blur!?!? I could barely see anything…..

>>148998165
sorry I can't keep up, I think my hero stops at the 3d thing...

Post anyone in Touhou destroying a galaxy.

>>148998215
>all those infinite "feats" coming gay statements written in flowery language
touhoutard...

Post yourself being happy.

>>148998233
Reimubro btw

>>148998215

>>148998244

Are they parallel multiverses or pocket universes?

Did you say white and red? I'm getting scared, Reimu could be around and I can't hope to see her in time...

https://youtu.be/d9YnuJXfKmw?si=FRYs929YzHVUIx5b

Wow, Bob Belcher scaling

>>148998250
neither. the fuck is a parallel multiverse anyway?

White and red!?!?! That could be the flag of Team Dai Gurren, I can’t even HOPE to perceive their leader Simon much less fight him…

>Reimu LOSES to Arle, Sailor Moon, Madoka, and Mario
>Marisa LOSES to Asriel
>Sakuya LOSES to Dio, Pucci, Homura, and Hit
>Youmu LOSES to Vergil, Link, and Raiden
>Sanae LOSES to Luigi
>Patchouli LOSES to Beatrice from Re:Zero and Robin from Fire Emblem Awakening
>Alice LOSES to Djeeta
>Remilia LOSES to Rachel
>Flandre LOSES to Marx and Beerus
>Cirno LOSES to Jack Frost
>Yuyuko LOSES to Kirby and King Boo
>Ran LOSES to Tails
>Yukari LOSES to Gilgamesh
>Reisen LOSES to Erina from Rabi-Ribi and Mega Man X
>Mokou LOSES to Ken and Pyro from TF2
>Suika LOSES to Wario
>Clownpiece LOSES to Funny Valentine and Senator Armstrong
>Satori LOSES to Psycho Mantis
>Tenshi LOSES to Jetstream Sam
>Junko LOSES to Aqua from Konosuba
>Raiko LOSES to the Taiko Drum Master
>Iku LOSES to Electro, Static, and Cole MacGrath
>Yachie LOSES to Bowser
>Sagume LOSES to Sephiroth
>Biten LOSES to Goku
>Doremy LOSES to Nightmare Fredbear
Touhoubros... Is there any hope?

>>148998215
Can you post the actual feat where this happens?

Who wins this multi way death battle?

>>148998279
I.....um......I......

>>148998279
Xhe can't, all of troonhou feats are vague statements.

>>148998274
Hit post too soon, I meant that his lower-dimensional existence is a bit too small for me to perceive

>>148998278
Unfortunately no since all our girls get neg diffed by a single hypnosis coin (canon btw)

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF TEAM DAI-GURREN

>Building level IRL

https://x.com/DrLoupis__/status/1933622946787954814

Gay. Naruto would have smoked this place

Ranking Death Battle winners in ascending orders of strength
>city level
Raiden
>planetary
Broly
>star-level
Superman
>galaxy-level
Wonder Woman
>universal
Darkseid
>outerversal
Godzilla
>omniversal
Doomslayer
>hyperversal
Gojo
>boundless
Kratos

>>148998247
Buy my cookbook for that feat

>>148998274
Hit post too soon, I meant to say that Lordgenome’s head is on such a high level of existence I can’t even perceive him much less Simon.

>>148998279
YOU WERE NOT SUPPOUSED TO ASK FOR FEATS ANON ONLY STATEMENTS

>>148998308
>Wonder Woman above Superman

Faggy

>>148998279
I AM....INCAPABLE....

>>148998284
>Chirico who was in Super Robot Wars
You already know who wins.
https://youtu.be/rqAmzPj9bLE?si=VSfI1W94wdbG328I

Reimubros...

Touhou vs God of War

>>148998332
>gay statements vs gay statements
lmao

>>148998331
I-I-It was a multiversally tall mountain…

>>148998332
Ends in sex

>>148998331
Are you saying fucking IMMORTAL no-diffs reimu?

>>148998278
>no, no, no, no
>no
>no, no, maybe, maybe
>maybe, no, no
>no
>no, no
>no
>yes
>no, maybe
>maybe
>no, maybe
>no
>no
>no, no
>no, no
>no
>maybe, no
>no
>no
>no
>maybe
>maybe, no, no
>yes
>no
>maybe
>obviously no
yes

>>148998352
delusion

>>148998308
So, how would you rank him? As he kill beings like YHVH and Morningstar. Forced beings like Nyarlathotep, Odin, Vishnu to serve him. Power levels are all over the place, as some would argue that Morningstar would be more powerful than Kratos, and is more powerful than Superman, yet is done in my Aleph(pic related). I am not trolling by the way, I am truly asking how would this work.

>>148998308
Sorry I did it the other way around, my bad.

>>148998331
WHERE IS REIMU WHERE IS SHE!?!?

>>148998359
...is the name of touhou downplayers

Where are the Touhou feats? Surely all the downplayers could just get BTFO if they were posted?

>…. is the nAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY LUNGS I CAN’T BREATHE ENOUGH AIR ON TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN MY LUNGS AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>148998331

>>148998363
>more powerful then Kratos
I know you're lying but if you want me to be honest I can see somewhere around Universal simply off of chainscaling. I can't say multiversal because he only killed one "branch" off of YHVH in that universe.
Also NTA
>>148998369
>Hyperversal Broly

>>148998363
those things are all just imaginary friends made by humanity's subconscious that cap at city level btw

>>148997977
>Achieved it's rank from gymnastics from a statement from gymnastics of a pocket universe from gymnastics from the concept of time.
Goku is LITERALLY sub universal.

>>148998363
Sub planet level according to his own game

>>148998279
Here is your feat anon >>148998331

>>148998331
>Multiversal Reimu needs air to live
Finally, my multiversal hero Goku has a worthy opponent!

>>148997934
Reimu is cringe weebslop while Gohan and Invincible can face each other

Goku is to (∞, ∞, ∞, 2) at best.
Wait, dragon ball universes are finite, so not even.

KEKAROO

BRING ME THE TOVHOV FEATS

>>148998400
GOKU NO YOU CAN BREATHE IN THE STRATOSPHERE WHILE REIMU CAN’T EVEN MAINTAIN CONSCIOUSNESS ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN!

>>148998422
I.. I.. can't bring any...

>>148998422
I FUARKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTT

>>148998422
I can bring you Touhou statements that say Reimu jobs to oxygen deprivation from being on top of a mountain.

>>148998278
Ok, but Murasa does beat Popeye, right?

>>148997918 (OP)
>>148997936
>>148997961
>>148997983
>>148998194

She dies at the first magic sign of the vishanti

>>148998194
>>148998205
Sonic: Wow that's a shiny badnik, too bad I'm way past impossible and row row.

>>148998442
She doesn't find him, instesd she becomes his new wife when she realizes how cool he is.

>>148998331
Why didn’t Reimu use her 1000000D multiversal hax to create oxygen on top of the mountain is she stupid?

>>148998412
>Goku is to (∞, ∞, ∞, 2)
Heaven is inside (∞, ∞, ∞). It's as big as the universe and uses space wankery to achieve this
So heaven is a finite segment contained the 3d dragon ball verse so like (∞-Heaven-∞, ∞-Heaven-∞, ∞-Heaven-∞). It's a pocket universe, and dragon ball also isn't infinite so it's heaven finite heaven sandwhiched between whatever the volume of dragon ball is.

They do not go 4d until you hit the multiverses zeno presides over.

>>148998194
>>148998274
>>148998303
Got lost Jap, This is America and I'm greater than your make believe small multiversal cosomolgy

Please...PLEASE care about Touhou.

>>148998452
because no one in Touhou knows what Oxygen really is

>>148998466
Kek I remember when Kratos said this.

>>148998472
...are they all retarded

>>148998472
>everyone in fraudhou is retarded

>>148998027
>sexslaveverse where everyone can get easily hypnotized by coins on strings
2hubros... a random Hokuto no Ken mook can solo our verse like in the doujins!?

Stop bullying CHADhou.... you're gonna hurt their feelings.

>>148998466
K,b,c.

>>148998462
>got lost
Indianman...

>>148998485
no only the ugly ones

>>148998487
>Reimu after she tried to fight Viral

DOWNSCALE CHADS REPORT

>>148997936
>>148997983

>touhou being op
>Posts weaker chick than pic related

My verse is a complete joke...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>148998487
>D-D-Did I beat Simon???
>Reimu….. That was the Gunmen from episode 1…

>>148998509
Touhou......
Dragon Ball....

>>148998485
Touhou is a DOUJIN series so it technically has no canon which means YUP the porn doujins are canon

>>148998509
Troonhoubro...

>>148998509
Touhou and Dragon Ball…

>>148998508
My omniverse just got absorbed then destroyed...

>>148998462
>Got lost Jap

>>148998491
Superman > India and TTGL

>I can't believe it took the two of us to beat Simon...
>Marisa... that was Viral...

>>148998533
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOP!

>>148998509
Touhou, Naruto, God of War, Dragon Ball...

>>148998536
Superjeetbro...

>>148998533
K, b, c.

>>148998533
FUNNYROO!!!

what hypnosis user will result in the lewdest reimu MU?

>>148998462
I kneel Superman sama

>>148998533
SuperESL…… BROWN Kent…..

>>148998533
KEKYPOW!

>>148998570
Based

>>148998533
Warrior-Z...

>>148998565
Simon didn’t even ask to her to the dance this time and she’s STILL doing the dance he likes, poor girl must be terrified.

>>148998565
(You). Go and desecrate Reimu as much as you want. Destroy every single one of her holes.

Why are Indians paid so much to shill for DC compared to all other series or IPs?

>Touhoufags got exposed as featless frauds in less than 200 posts
KEKAROOOOOOOO!!!!

>>148998538
>...and I need to point this out because you passively beat him without even noticing his presence.

>>148998533
Ackshit...

>>148998601
DC is praying the untapped Indian market will save them from getting bought by Disney.

Everything below this is

----- no bully zone -----

>>148998604
>You blind bitch....

>>148998604
… and by passively beat I mean you passively folded his laundry without even being able to perceive his actual robot.

>>148998601
Because DC has no real fans, it's astroturfing all the way down.

>>148998613
No *pulls out coin and hypnotizes you* start dancing whore.

>My FUARKING HERO KINGTOS can survive being on mountains while """multiversal+++""" touhous can't
Another effortless KINGtos victory.

Watching this thread. Behave.

>>148998631
>Submountaintos is less of a fraud than Reimu
G R I M

>>148998631
GODtos just can't stop winning

>My verse has INFINITE DIMENSIONAL SCAL
>It's fictional to my verse
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

>That cosmology? Doesn't real.
How do you respond without sounding like fiction?

>>148998636
>Reimu using all of her power to slightly scratch Lagann’s paintjob

>>148998636
No
>walks up to a mountain and survive being on its top

>>148998636
Reimu please...Stop (trying) to bully boota, unless you want me to send you to the mountain and give you lack of oxygen induced brain damage.

>>148998638
...the losing contest.

>>148998655
>Doesn't real.
INDIAN ESL FEATHERINE

>>148998631
reimu was in a cave with poisonous gas, not on top of the mountain, and that's a bad ending where she was beaten by the boss. reimu regularly goes to the top of that mountain and above it without problem

>>148998664
Vegitabro btw

>>148998664
… with Touhou effortlessly taking second place.

>>148998655
>Doesn't real.

>>148998137
Boota is already more powerful than anyone who showed up in death battle sans Simon

>>148998669
>"""multiversal+++""" reimu jobs to shart clouds
KWAB!!!

>Multiversal Reimu jobs to poison gas
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

I lost... Touhou stole my cum irl...

>>148998655
All Umineko fans are ESLs.
>t. I am ESL too and I have never met a single non-brown Umineko fan.

>>148998449
Post Sonic destroying a mountain.

"Bubuu"

>>148998696
Hal...

>>148998696
Every single hypnosis fetishist that has a coin and a piece of string…

>>148998705
AIEEEEEEEEEE!!! BOOTA-SAMA PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY INSIGNIFICANT VERSE!!!!!

>>148998696
Hypno...

>>148998705
N-NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME AND MY ENTIRE VERSE YOU OVERWHELMINGLY POWERFUL MONSTER!!!!

>>148998689
>>148998692
it was poison gas produced by another complex multiversal BEAST

>>148998705
The air exhaled from saying that pierced perpendicular to my entire cosmology and obliterated it....

>>148998027
That's Okuu a literal Birdbrain girl, and the one hypnotizing her is the mastermind behind everything from Touhou 10 to Touhou 13 a goddess that rules one of the religious mafias in Gensokyo

>>148998715
>>148998728
Reimu…

>>148998655
Featherine has no feathers.

Bear vs 5 russians vs elephant vs not oxygen
Who wins?

Are all those generic faceless hentai men from Touhou doujins (all canon btw) also multiversal beasts and gods?

>>148998732
>mastermind
>jobs to mizuchi's retarded plan
So not even average human intelligence, literal NPC tier

I warned you. Get ready.

>>148998756
TRUKE >>148998523

>>148998763
The AURA from this image is so strong it SLIGHTLY UNNERVED A SINGLE COCKROACH…

>>148998756
The protagonist from NTR doujins have Caine-level plot manipulation.

>>148998771
>cockroach
Sumireko

>>148998771
That was the suggsverse cockroach. FUARK.

>>148998472
Also originally no one needed oxygen but the BOUNDLESS GODS in Touhou changed the very fabric of reality and biology to curse them

>>148998756
no but their mindhax has boundless potency. like that instant death guy but with rape instead of death

>>148998763
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?

>>148998763
HOLY FUARK REIMU LOOK OUT!!!

>>148998783
>Reimu is effected by the absence of oxygen, a curse that applies to animals
Reimu confirmed to he literally BITCH tier

>>148998783
>curse
>changing the very fabric of reality
These are 2 different thing, fraudhoubro.

>>148998771
that was a youkai cockroach who would much on the ttgl verse then spit it out because it's too bland...

My HERO has hypnosis resistance, has yours?

>>148998783
>Instantly die
But that isn't even true...

>>148998796
Koffing bros are we back?

>>148998804
Reimu is a human, humans are animals retardbro

>much
ESLhou, BROWNmu……

>>148998724
KoffingKINGS...

>>148998783
RETARDHOUs strike again

>First danny phantom and then 2hoes
Lel.

>>148998783
and reimu didn't even die but just got a little woozy, FUARK she might be straight up invincible to any poison and curse user in fiction...

>Complex multiversal but jobs to Oxygen deprivation
FUARK, Goku vs Reimu CONFIRMED for Death Battle because of their similarities!

Man with the strength of 100 men vs an Elephant

>>148998841
Not even complex multiversal but omnifraudversal

>>148998847
>Fight man effortlessly wins

>Reimu literally fucking jobs to Hypno
Absolute FRAUDS

>>148998810
I mean My hero Kirby never got hypnotized despite him being in a series full of mindcontrol

>>148998858
Reimubros the pink blob has better mind control resistance than our heroine…….

>>148998847
Depends. Does your strength comes from white boys? No. Does it come from black bvlls? Yes.

>>148998869
>Throws a friend Heart at Reimu
Reimubros? WE BECOME KIRBY'S SLAVE????

...

>>148998788
Oooops sorry I wanted to stay nonlethal but I tapped you too hard...

>nigger penis out of NO WHERE
Touhousisters...

N-no... I'm a jobber... I'm fodder, a cumdump, a total loser, a massive fraud... I'm better off begging for spare change and letting the CHADS of fiction handle this... Hell i'm better off just prostituting myself... Mother, father... God has forsaken me...

>>148998165
The most schizo thing I've read is that the physical universe is actually 11d but our brains are so good at folding and simplifying shit that it compacts it down to 3d.

We've developed so much scientific understanding yet we don't understand particle physics and how our brains (the thing we use to tell us what is real) work yet.
Like Plato's cave type shit, very scary.

>>148998883
The fact that this could be canon and not some random shitpost is insane lmao.

>>148998891
Touhou....
DC....
Kratos....

>>148998891
Reimu...

>>148998891
Reimu…

>Yukari with Gacha scaling: "Simon be a dear and dance for me before I turn all your spiral power into self doubt."
>Simon the Dancer:

>>148998890
All touhou fans are trannies. What were you expecting?

>>148998858
just like reimu then? lmao. reimu specifically resists mind control

>>148998910
>Simon after swinging a coin tied with a string in front of Yukari

FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY FUARKING MORE!!!!! IT'S GAPE OR BE GAPED NOW!!!!

>>148998910
>troonhou niggas have to resort to fanon scaling to actually be strong
ahahah you fags are never beating the fraud allegations

>>148998910
>Genome: Simon why are you emoting on Yukari's dead corpse, this isn't fortnite

>Base Otoko Simon: Reimu and Yukari do that dance I like before I drill your entire verse!
>Reimu and Yukari:

Yes Master I will do whatever you say...gape my verse? Please let me kiss your boot...

>>148998889
>AS IF THAT LITTLE TWIG WOULD WORK ON ME!!!

>>148998937
Touhou...

>>148998936
KEKYPOW!

>>148998901
>this could be canon and not some random shitpost because... random shitposts said so
the intellect of touhou downplayers everyone. you know that in actual canon reimu easily resisted mindhax several times and was never controlled, right?

>>148998937
Reimu...

>>148998937
The entire Touhouverse VS one Hypno...

>>148998930
>Saying this when Simon won a DB thanks to non canon scaling
>SimonPacos don't even know what "Fanon" means
Yep yep, they are scared

>>148998883
The fact that this is actually canon because Touhou is a doujin series is hilarious

>>148998962
one of your own brought up a non-canon gacha game

>>148998970
It is just the same retard being baited over and over

>Antitouhou infidels have to resort to fanon antifeats to have any chance at all
in the unlikely case touhou gets on deathbattle they'll get multiversal scaling and layered mindhax resistance and you'll have to live with that ahahah

>>148998962
>non-canon scaling
The producer specifically said that everything is canon since all of Gurren Lagann is the same multiverse.
Show 2hus not surrendering to hypnocoins

NOOOOOO NOT A MOUNTAIN, IT’S TOO HIGH UP, I CAN’T BREATHE UP THERE AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>148998962
>It's non canon because...
>IT JUST IS OKAY?!

Simon would not bully fodder-level moe cuties....

>>148998977
Post Touhou having mindhax resistance

>>148998970
>actual successful game
>vs some random data book probably ghostwritten by some intern
simon caps at planet level and is shittily written and the awareness of that causes his fans to lash out at the better verse

>>148998986
Reimu vs George Droyde donde esta?

>>148998917
Just use a drill because spiral

>>148999016
>random fangame given the license to do microtransactions for their fangame
vs
>book and novel supervised by the producer of the show

>>148999013
You were not supposed to ask for feats, only statements, anon. FUARRRKK

>vs some random data book probably ghostwritten by some intern
oh no it's retarded

Holy FUARK, this badass fight scene that no one would ever say is an inaccurate representation of Touhou’s power levels TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY INSIDE A MANSION AND DOES 0 ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE……. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epg_uZDHuAY

>>148999028
>canonical high art
>garbage cash grab with made up translation
touhou won. thoroughly.

TOUHOUBROS!?!?

>>148999028
Touhoutards are not smart otherwise they would not believe what they believe, don't bother replying to them.

Touhoubros why the FUARK do we want to see Sakuya fight Dio when she’s supposedly high multiversal and MFTL+ shouldn’t she be fighting a flying brick like Superman?????

>>148998027
Are you sure this isn't fanart?

>>148999048
Touhoutards do not argue for mftl+ anymore they straight up argue for infinite or straight up immesurable speed. They are that delusional.

>>148999038
my verse just got taken behind the barn and euthanized...

>>148997918 (OP)
No one cares about Doomslayer anymore...

>>148999048
Fuark that forest must be at least 500 dimensions and 10000 multiverses big…….

>>148999066
everyone agrees that she easily stomps. in both matchups you mentioned.

>>148997918 (OP)
Death battle are stupid nigger faggots that have gotten so many things wrong - TF2, Overwatch, Invincible, Dragonball, Ben 10, Green lattern. They make eye candy to justify their lack of intelligence and meticulousness. They're biased and/or stupid as hell.

Clean it up the thread superKEK

>>148999081
Kratos…

>Outerversal character fighting
>Not using their FTL to go back in time and stop the big bang
>Stars and galaxies not exploding from their mere presence.
>Fight doesn't destroy at least 8d multiverses
>Not just zooming out the book that the verse is in and throwing it into the fire place
>Not a lovecraftian shapeshifting monster that phases in and out of existence
FRAUDS

>>148999083
Respect the GODslayer. His feats are more legitimate than Reimu's.

>>148999083
Better feats than Reimu btw

>>148999101
All outerversal niggas are all statements no feats so they are shit.

>>148999089
INVINCIBLE NO YOU’LL ACCIDENTALLY ONE SHOT REIMU WITH THAT PUNCH AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

>>148999073
Nope lol it's canon
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Part_4

>>148999099
What's wrong with the thread? I'm having fun

>>148999099
superman's only possible job after getting stranded in gensokyo

>>148999132
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>148999132
FFFUUUAAARRRRKKKKKKK

>>148999099
>Clean it up the thread
ESLku...

>>148999046
>Touhoutards think gachaslop is high art
CANOOOOOOON

>>148999132
me gusta....

>>148999132
FUARK THAT MUST BE AT LEAST HIGH COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL AND 20D HYPNOTISM!

>>148999132
TOUHOUSISTERS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

>>148998127
oh yeah?

>>148999046
>Gachas
>High art
DELUSIONhou……

>>148999132
My ENTIRE VERSE jobs to a SINGLE HYPNO?!?!?!?!

WELL YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!

ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE
Time for CHADhou to actually show their Feats
>"Normal" feats
These are the feats that happen with no room to interpretation or debunking at all
>Suika in Hisoutensoku is able to throw Black holes the size of normal humans (a coin sized black hole would destroy our planet) and all the Girls TANK said attack
>Tenshi in Hisoutensoku is able to effortlessly throw People into space according to the Grimoire of Marisa
>Sakuya is straight up faster than light without her ability and with said ability she can obtain infinite mass
>Marisa brags about her laser attacks being made of light, and according to her nothing is faster than light so no one can dodge said attacks... And then Yorihime straight up reacted without problems to her lasers, same as everyone in the fighting games (Touhou 14.5 and 15.5)
>Fodder fairies like sunny milk can shoot real sunlight in her Danmaku, but everyone is still able to dodge said light
>Dream Tenshi was capable of shaking the heavens in Touhou 15.5. at the very least we know Heaven is way bigger than Hell, who in turn is massively bigger than Former hell, said Former hell is a physical space bellow Gensokyo that according to Maribel is bigger than Jupiter so dream tenshi's feat should be at least large planet level
>Okuu in Touhou 11 can turn herself into an actual sun hot enough to threaten Marisa's life (with Spell card rules) and dense enough to create it's own gravity underground
>Most girls in Touhou 11 and Goyoku ibun can withstand the hellish temperatures of the nuclear reactor, said temperatures are hotter than the surface of the sun
>Similarly they could also survive in former hell who's air is so toxic any normal biological creature in mediately dies there
>Youkai are straight up inmune to physical damage, you can mutilate them all you want and they will still be ok as long as their minds and conceptual existence is intact
1/???

>>148999154
Touhoutards are confirmed indian level of intelligence, any possible argument they could make is completely invalidated.

>>148999184
Reimu…

>>148999132
>canonically would job to the Anti-Spiral
oh this just gets better and better

>>148999132
Touhoubros why do our concept haxxing girls canonically JOB to hypnotism????????

>>148999187
>most of touhou "feats" are statements not actual feats
Ahahaha still loses to hypnosis rape.

STATEMENThou……..

>>148999219
>SimonPacos can't even read
Sad

>>148998857
YAMERO HYPNO-SAMA!!!! I CANONICALLY HAVE NO RESISTANCES TO YOUR INCREDIBLE MIGHT!!!!

>>148999231
Touhou…

>Mindhax every other character that has been posted or will be posted ITT with her canonical layered hypnosis
Kneel to your new goddess.

>>148999187
>Seems to
>Seems to
Tardhosissies...

FOOLISH MAIDEN

>>148999231
Troonhoubro....

Please stop asking me to post feats I can only post contradictory statements

>>148998894
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6874527/#:~:text=Reimann%20et%20al.-,2017).,precise%20representations%20of%20geometric%20objects.

FUCKING SCARY AAAAAHHHHHH

fucking kaijufag reported me lmfao

>>148999228
>troonhoutard can't difference between a legitimate feat vs an statements
YUP YUP YUP

>>148999253
Touhoubro btw I would’ve mentioned it but I thought it was too obvious

>"Touhou jobs to hypnosis and bbc"
>FOOL, ALL WOMEN JOB TO HYPNOSIS and BBC.

>>148999187
>Suika in Hisoutensoku is able to throw Black holes the size of normal humans (a coin sized black hole would destroy our planet) and all the Girls TANK said attack

Mega Man Blaxk Holes are bigger than coins and they don’t do shit either

>>148999253
Post more contradictory statements jobberhou anon.

Only Touhou that matters is Hong Meiling and her big ass.

>>148999184
>EHHHHHHHH PATCHOULI-SAMA? YOU ARE GOING TO BRAINWASH BOTH ME AND MARISA TO BE YOUR SERVANTS AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT? BUT YOU ARE GOING ALSO BRINGING ALICE ALONG SO ALL THREE OF YOU CAN HAVE AN IMMEASURABLE SPEED LESBIAN THREESOME AND YOU'LL COMMAND ME TO JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH AND NO MATTER HOW TURNED ON I AM I CAN'T CUM? EVEN WORSE YOU'LL MAKE ME ACTIVELY CONSCIOUS SO I HAVE TO WATCH YOU GUYS ACTIVELY STEAL MARISA FROM ME???
>well what can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO FANTASY SEAL MY BODY.

>>148999271
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>148999273
And her giant futa cock? You are supposed to suck it up anon.

>statements
>feats
>lore
we got all three

>>148999271
Ugly bastards you say? YABBA DABBA DOOO

>Has actual feats of resisting mind controland mindcontrolling others
>NO NO THESE PORN MANGA ARE CANON BECAUSE I NEED THE HELP OF HENTAI UGLY BASTARDS
Not a good day for antitouhou troons...

seethe touhoutroon

>>148999132
FUARK UGLY BASTARDS ARE SO POWERFUL THEY WROTE THE CANON OF TOUHOU TO MAKE WOMEN WEAK TO HYPNOSIS!

As you command hypno-sama....

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3426256&

And this is why I don't post my favorite verse here, even if they solo all fiction. You must be humble.

>>148999273
speaking of ass

>>148999287
Only. Her. Giant. Ass. No cock.

as i spammed CANON CANON CANON on an imageboard a bunch of flying girls in dresses invaded my verse and literally gaped everyone with their gigantic futacocks...

>>148999315
JOBmu…

>>148998705
finally dinner

>>148999132
OH NO NO NO WHAT IS THIS OMNIFRAUDVERSAL TROONHOU FANS?

>>148999321
Simon... I hope they at least used their canon hypnosis powers to make you like it...

>>148999321
Touhoubro your girls got hypnotized into raping each other……

>>148999278
I remember when this happened

>>148999187
>In the end of Touhou 18 Chimata changed the concept of ownership in all of Gensokyo, threatening to erase or change the existence of all Youkai because of it
>The Grimoire of Usami and Marisa confirm that the names of the spell cards literally showcase the contents of the attack, meaning that indeed Yukari can manipulate anti matter, Erin can cast eternal light, Kaguya can break the sky, and Kanako can nonchalantly summon an entire battlefield on top of her enemy
>Everyone worth something in Touhou has mental and soul manipulation and resistances as that's the only thing that can actually hurt Youkai and gods
>Mizuchi (the vengeful spirit that possessed a bunch of girls) is the strongest vengeful spirit that has ever been spotted in Gensokyo, her grudge was so overwhelmingly intense that not even high level soul erasure attacks applied inside a barrier that folds space into infinity to repeat the attack forever was capable of ending her
>Reimu scales to all mayor Youkai as her Fantasy seal is able to beat any and all of them with brute force alone
>Remilia could survive Crash landing on earth from the moon and survived a direct blow from Amaterasu the Goddess of the sun (Remilia is a vampire)
>Flandre was capable of effortlessly destroying a meteor leaving nothing (not even dust) behind, her ability also works from a distance
>"Esoteric" feats
These are the feats that can be interpreted or "debunked" but still exists (and you know DB will take all of them at face value)
>Murasa (a low level shitter that works for the myouren Temple) was capable of punching a hole through the sanzu River (a endlessly deep and long body of water that can only be crossed with the help of a Shinigami with the ability of controlling distances)
>Hell has arguments for being completely endless in size while also having different zones inside of it (Animal realm, Higan, The River, The Blood Pools, and Avicii) who also are canonically infinite in scope
2/???

I kneel
I squeal
My headcanon isn't real
I cope
I moan
Someone hand me a rope
I sin
I never win
I belong in a trash bin
I job
I'm a slob
I'm too short to reach the doorknob
I smell like a trash bag
My wives exist solely to be cumrags
I am... a Touhou fan

>>148999321
Don't worry, anon. I will bring a single fat middle aged man to help you, anon. He will rape every single one of them. If he is not enough I will bring Tyrone to help him.

>Simonfags exposed as retards who can only spout memes and get angry when criticised
Yep. She won.

>>148999313
You simply need to have zero anti-feats, which is why my verse actually does solo all of fiction.

>>148999380
… the canonically jobs to hypnosis contest.

>>148999389
AsuraKING!

>>148999399
Cock? YUM!

>>148999399
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>148999371
same anon here, the fat ojisan, tyrone and me also got raped at immeasurable omnipresent speed...

remember when the touhoufag tried to say because the word layered was used to describe a multiverse that made Touhou powerful

lmfao gayshitter getting choked out by jobganta

>>148999356
My entire verse just got OBLITERATED by this man…

>>148999399
Fat ugly bastard rape time? Well what can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!

>>148999411
simon...

>>148999432
You see this as a loss, Godzilla's got fat tits pressed into his back. Who really wins?

>>148999427
R-R-Reimu only jobs to LAYERED poison gas in a LAYERED mountain with LAYERED oxygen and struggles to get past LAYERED forests……

>>148999435
Troonhou...

>>148999435
someone who lived in the illusory fake universe created by the antispiral....

>>148999435
Reimu…

>>148999443
...'s victim. composite touhou with gacha scaling...

>the touhou nigger is still posting statements with ambiguous writting to justify his wank
AHAHAHAHA antitouhou gods will never stop winning as long as ZUN keeps using that horrible writing style.

>>148999405
.....

I for one think it’s incredibly funny that the ritual posting tards that always get extremely defensive whenever someone actually meaningfully interacts with them in a powerscaling thread got exposed as frauds who job to hypnosis and oxygen deprivation

so digimon > touhou right?

>>148999501
HOLY FUARK AND ACTUAL FEAT NOT A STATEMENT!!! TROONHOU BROS I CAN'T

>>148999522
I mean are there coins and string in digimon?

>>148999524
K,b,c.

This reminded me of a question I had.

Can you order Fate servants to have sex with ugly bastards with command seals?

>random forests in gensokyo are equal to simon's attacks at the peak of his power if we wank him to being able to throw actual galaxies
they're scared

>>148999532
there's living coin digimon.

>>148999532
No but there is oxigen.

>>148999522
Digimon has feats that make sense with their scaling and fandom perception unlike SHARThou.

>>148998703
I can't...Sonic does get KNOCKED OUT by being thrown into a mountain in frontiers though.

>>148999522
>my ultimate attack... is HIM
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4-XGc-I9Uw

>>148999552
More impressive than FRAUDmu who jobs to oxygen deprivation from a mountain btw

>>148999542
........

>>148999542
>and she still can't fly through it with her MFTL+++++ turbo immesurable speed.
LMAO

>>148999563
That punch would ATOMIZE the entire Pokéverse btw

>Touhou confirmed to be frauds
Damn, for a moment I thought my XianxiaKINGS might have something resembling an actual opponent for once.

>>148999501
>canonically fake galaxies
>fighting for the sake of a single universe so these are just trash tier pocket dimensions not unlike doremy's dreams
simonbros... why couldn't they have just left them as galaxies the statements nerfed us... we are on par with middling youkai...

>>148999604
Yup yup

>>148999604
Xianxia has a better chance of getting on Death Battle through Tom than Touhou btw

>>148999615
>sub-coin-level blabber
yup yup

>>148998834
We need the combo fight

REIIIIMUUUUUUUU LET'S SEE YA GRIT THOSE TEEEEETH!!!

>>148999573
FUARK and I can’t even post any statements that don’t contradict Reimu jobbing to oxygen deprivation…….

>>148999630
yeah, that's all we simonbros say...

>>148999367
>The goddess of all hells Showcases on her design how the otherworlds are bigger than both The Moon's hell and the real world's hell
>Said otherworlds include the dream worlds (as showcased in Legacy of lunatic Kingdom) meaning that there's potentially infinite hells who each contain larger infinite hells
>Doremy Sweet can enter these dream worlds and control them whoever she Pleases
>In Imperishable night The girls cross an infinite corridor (there's a bunch of other "traversing infinite distances" feats if we take into account how hell has a bunch of infinite places)
>Toutetsu Yuuma was capable of shaking the entirety of the Blood Pools in Hell, another completely different dimension that is endless in size, and she did this with just a stomp!
>So far Sumireko Usami has been the culprit of the most dangerous incident in Gensokyo's recorded history (we know of) as she threatened to completely expose Gensokyo to the outside world by destroying the great hakurei Barrier, since Gensokyo is physically connected to former hell and the Netherworld this feat is Large planet level+ lowballed and maybe even greater considering Gensokyo is an otherworld and you can get to hell from it, meaning that Sumireko could actually end emerging a set of infinite dimensions with the entire universe (that should have it's own hell with it's own set of infinite realms and dimensions)
>"LostWord" feats
Feats from the official Gacha game approved by ZUN.
These are not canon to mainline Touhou but still exists as their own thing and ZUN regularly writes and engages with the game
>Z1 Marisa has infinite ever growing power thanks to losing her name, even at her absolute weakest she can still throw around stars
>Youmu black is capable of cutting time itself and erase someone from the timeline even if they are stronger than her
>C3 Youmu can cut anything into Sushi, even non organic things, and C3 Yuyuko can eat anything even not organic sushi
3/4

>pick suika in hisoutensoku
>use black hole attack
>pulls character inside but deals no damage, doesn't absorb projectiles, doesn't do anything to the environment
>use black hole in mega man v
>absorbs projectiles, enemies and does damage
Mega BEAST

Hey touhoufag?

>Larger infinite hells
You can’t be infinite and be larger than another infinite hell btw meaning all these hells are actually finite in size

>>148999632
does Danny ever use a coin in the series?

>Touhou gave Simon a better fight than DC
>Nobody resorted to Cuckposting at all

>>148999634
shut up your shrill faggoty voice is annoying

>>148999615
>canonically fake according to my mental illness galaxies

>>148999677
Your powerscaler autism is still too green to understand the concept of larger infinities

>this entire has just been pure bullying towards touhoutards
Lmao. I would tell you tards to go back to google+ but it has long been deleted. Go back to VSBW, Fuji, Jaller, MissBLACKEDX, Tabbender or whichever other retard are you.

>>148999696
We all read the Fault In Our Stars

>>148999679
>Better fight
At least Kyle didn’t job to oxygen deprivation.

>>148999679
Because you don't cuck girls, you rape them. Which is still somehow more dignified.

>>148999679
it's not really a fight when one side immediately concedes by pretending that porn is canon

>>148999679
It’s not really a fight when one side has multiversal characters who job to oxygen deprivation and think it’ll be a challenge to get through a forest.

All weebs are worthless SHIT. No exceptions.

turns out only the futa doujins were right... my ass will never return to normal...

>>148999573
>More proof that without statements Gurren lagann verse would cap at multi galaxy level
FRAUD FRAUD, STATE THE STATEMENT!
LOSE THE UNLOSEABLE...
JOB THE UNJOBABLE...

If you asked a Touhou fan to imagine what a Touhou fight looks like they will say something resembling a Jojo or DBZ battle but with a lot more beams and will give you a weird look if you bring up shit like layered hax and multiverses btw

>>148999739
CANON Simon...

>>148999734
it's ok supersissy, maybe next thread you can hate on goku

>>148999742
please tell the class how a universe should look like to the human eye then

>>148999765
How am I supposed to do that when my HEROINE can’t even imagine it being easy to get through a forest and jobs to oxygen deprivation from a mountain!?!?

>>148999730
Don't forget the flowery language used to overhype the occasional displayed feats and their mental incapacity to differentiate between feats and statements.

>>148999742
Ironclad CANOOOON!

>>148999696
And obviously dimensional space:
Coordinate systems: (∞, ∞, ∞, ...... ∞)

Honestly these are all probably beyond the minds of shounenspics and capeshitters

>AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARISA-SAMA PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THIS MULTIVERSAL CROSS
>NOT THE INFINITE DIMENSIONAL FLAMES!

>>148999786
KWABmu FRAUDkurei…

>>148999751
90% of touhou fights are canonically just girls shooting shit at eachother

>>148999776
The entirety of TTGL out of NOWHERE

>>148999783
>he doesn't know capshitters actually use that system yet still lose shounenspics
Anon, I...

>>148999453
Those are gorilla tits THOUGH.

>>148999776
>Touhou out of EVERYWHERE

>>148999812
Capeshitters don't even get the definition of "dimension" right

>>148999807
Troonhoutard btw.

>>148999816
DCbros... my verse is TREMBLING in weakness...

>>148999816
He DRILLED my ENTIRE VERSE without even TRYING…

>>148999655
>F1 Marisa (another Interworld traveler like Z1 Marisa) powers her spells using Mushrooms that hold the structures of entire Cosmologies inside them
>A14.5 Sumireko can break the hakurei Barrier on command
>L80 Junko can purify entire Multiverses causing all the universes inside to return to Big Bangs powering her up in the process
>This same Junko designed a multiversal neural network to connect herself and extract spirit power from it
>L80 Miko can listen to the desires of the cosmos becoming a Laplace Demon (basically omniscient)
>WorldSmith 50 Yukari comes from the Lrw Universe, a universe with 100 layers that she created... But this is just a single universe in the Lr multiversal cluster meaning that...
>... Small Yukari (Lolikari) who controls the boundaries between all multiverses allowing the players to play events in new universes each week can also control the infinite varieties of LR type multiverses, each one should contain 100 layers with a set of infinite dimensions inside of them making Lolikari the strongest alternative 2hu in the gacha outside of the masterminds (but we don't know shit about them)
4/4
Here you have it An extensive list of FEATS and statements from Touhou
Now if your verse can't reach planet level you must know that they will get DEMOLISHED by a LOWBALLED Touhou

>>148999829
>look at the 6 gorillion blogs about DC's cosmology
Yeah, they do. Marvelniggers on the other hand? Yeah no

>>148999742
It caps at galaxy level without statements, it's multiplanetary WITH statments because they can't even affect real galaxies

>>148999698
>this entire has just been
ESLmon...

>POOhoufags are coping hard
KEK!

>>148999844
Sounds like a weaker Kyle to me.

>>148999844
My drill spontaneously disintegrated...

>>148999760
>obsessed

>>148999844
cool story bro

>>148999885
Reimu cosplaying as Simon…

>>148999844
Can you actually show the pages/videos where these things happen instead of just sourcing it with "just trust me bro?"

>>148999882
>Stop there are too many feats my statements are too weak save me ugly bastards!

What's stopping ubel from slicing through everyone in Touhou? Unless there's some regeneration touhou I have never heard about

>>148999776
There's no flowery language in Touhou, the name of the spell cards are quite literally what the attacks do.
We have two entire books showcasing the characters reacting to a bunch of spell cards
Kanako has a spell card named after a ancient Battlefield, the attack looks like a bunch of bullets moving around, in canon whoever Marisa describes it as being literally thrown inside of a real warzone and having to fight for your life

>>148999859
>Troonhou delusions

>>148999901
I-I-I-I……….

>>148999901
I....I...I...I.....

>HE IS USING LOST WORD FEATS NOW
Ahahahaha imagine resorting to using fanon to wank your verse.
>INB4 it is licensed by ZUN
That is to avoid legal stuff retard. Watch their streams.

LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S REIMU AND MARISA

>>148999844
>Layers of infinite dimensions
This is either lovecraft or literally 4d and that depends on what a "Dimension" is here

>>148999842
Reimu...

What a weak and pathetic thread full of fatherless faggots.

>>148999924
FUARK MY SUB MOUNTAIN LEVEL HEROINES!!!!

yeah how much of that is written by zun and not made by fans or made up for unofficial games

>>148997918 (OP)
If you guys are so desperate for touhou matchups how about junko vs nox from wakfu?

>>148999901
I AM....UNABLE......

>>148999910
All Youkai are straight up inmune to physical damage, you can cut them in pieces and cook them into soup and they will sit with you to drink the soup afterwards saying "I'm sure glad I'm not that lass"

>>148999901
I...........
CAN.............
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>ITT
>The raped

>>148999901
can you tell me which one of the ugly bastard hypnotizers is canonically simon? then and only then i'll deign to explain how his planet-level verse gets stomped

>>148999924
FUARK MY COMPLEX LAYERED HIGH MULTIVERSAL HEROINES THAT JOB TO OXYGEN DEPRIVATION AND BURNING CROSSES!!!!

>>148999935
That's ok touhoubro. We know you didn't have a father when you grew up that's why you are retarded now.

Reimu, prepare to be smothered by my giant hairy balls

>>148999859
>OMNISCENThou wisdom

>>148999935
You could just like, NOT enjoy verses that job to salty milk and coins.

>fan content now eligible for Death Battle
BRING ME LVKE

>>148999955
>Reimu when Simon says he’s going to strand her on a mountain without any oxygen tanks

>>148999924
>zun stole his designs from taito

>>148999981
KEKYPOW!

>>148999991
he stole them from a manga called Sarai that's filled with rape actually

Thragg.
>b-but
THRAGG.

No self respecting Touhou fan would want Touhou in Death Battle. Do you want even more secondaries?

>>148999844
>lost word feats
Ahahahahahahaha imagine being this level of delusional about FAN content

>>149000006
OFFBY6ragg…

>>148999901
I C-CAAAAAAAAN'T!!!!!

>>149000011
>self respecting
>Touhou fan

>>148999981
he couid just make a mountain-sized drill and place her on top of it

>>149000012
The one where the dad t-rex goes on a rampage in LA?

from this thread, as explained by learned, serious simonfags, we learnt that:
>without statements, simon is galaxy level
>with statements, simon is far BELOW galaxy level
>simon's only way to beat any touhou character is scaling to ugly bastard hypnotizers from porn doujins, which are CANON to him
>however simon gets raped by the CANON futanari porn doujins
please keep it civil and mantain the discussion within these commonly agreed to lines.

>>149000011
>Secondaries
>Everyone who thinks Touhou is multiversal out of NOWHERE

>>148997936
Just rape her

>>148999991
>>149000002
Yeah isn't Sakuya based off a maid from Rance?
>>149000006
Thragg and Kregg are the only viltrumites I respect, everyone else is forgettable or a cucked bitch
>>149000011
You don't want to see touhou job to British Sonic?

Touhou as a series itself was inspired by Kiki Kaikai, or better known as Pocky and Rocky.

>>148999901
Watch out as he post literal book statements with no actual feats from the mangas and games that back them up.

>>148999856
Cope DCuck, Marvel has the most coherent cosmology with the most well thought out statements.

>>148999975
understood, I'm setting on fire all my gurren lagann merch as we speak

From this thread, as explained by learned, serious Reimufags, we learn that:
>Without statements, Reimu isn’t even planetary level
>With statements, Reimu isn’t even MOUNTAIN level
>Reimu’s only way to beat Simon is to cope and bring up fanfiction and take vague statements to their most wanked conclusion possible
>However Reimu STILL jobs to oxygen deprivation and can’t easily navigate through forests despite supposedly being FTL
Please keep it civil and maintain the discussion within these commonly agreed lines.

>>149000070
dc has evil gorillas, it wins

>they're using unofficial fan content now
this reminds me of that one retard that used fan made shit for a hypothetical Chara Vs. Sonic.exe match. you cannot make this shit up

2hu's have outerversal futa cocks though

>500+ posts of pure touhoutard bullying
Based. /dbg/ is redeemed.

>>148999901
here

>>149000060
simon...

>>149000083
you forgot the coin on string

>>149000060
like they did with kratos?

>>149000090
HOLY FUARK A MORE IMPRESSIVE VISUAL FEAT THAN ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN TOUHOU!!!!!!

>>149000086
I know right, simonfags are pathetic

>>149000090
FFFFUUUAAAARRKK AN ACTUAL VISUAL FEAT NOT AN STATEMENT TOUHOUSISTAS ITS OVER

>>149000086
Touhoubros we can’t refute this we can only cope and project…….

>>149000090
>universal via feats only
>mftl+ via feats only
Earthworm Jim is the one true FeatGOD

Touhoutards got ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED in this thread.

>>149000105
At least he can walk to the top of a mountain which puts him above anything in troonhou.

>>149000090
finally simon can get universal scaling...
uh, simon is one of these two characters, right?

>>149000090
Finally Reimu can get universal scaling…. she’s in this gif and survives right?

TouhouGOD:
>Provides structured responses
>Unbiased
>Knows what terms stand for
>Provides logical scales for his characters
/dbg/tranny:
>Agendaposting, agendaposting and even more agendaposting
>Doesn't know what a feat is
>Doesn't know what a statement is
>Cognitive dissonance the second a scholar spews a scientific term

You won this thread Touhouscholar, again, you needn't reply to these insects anymore, they aren't here to learn anything, for they don't have the intelligence required to scale.

Who wins?
Master Chief vs Samus

>>149000156
Here is your (You) troonhouanon.

>>149000158
reimu

how does he do it bros

Simonfags I'm so disappointed in you...
You were supposed to the featCHADS the ones who would bring order to these threads after the Statement tyranny of Kratos. But instead you use your new position as king to... Post porn and dodge arguments instead of tackling them straight ahead with your FEATS.
Posting Doujins? REALLY?
DID YOU FORGOT HOW THE KYLEJEET USED TO DO THE SAME TO SLANDER SIMON!?
You seriously forgot about all those threads of pure cuckposting and bad end doujin pages being posted?
You ruined it simonbros...

>>149000175
He has feats that back up his statements!

>>149000156
i simply hope for them to have learnt their lession, even if their pride won't make them admit it.

>[INANE BABBLE]
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
Is all.

>he has been corrupted
just like Episode 3

>>149000195
Samefag troonhouanon....

>>149000197
hell yeah

>>149000080
>More troonhou delusions

>>149000192
...of not being actually able to move galaxies

>>149000181
to be fair the oxygen, mountain, and utsuho getting mind controlled are canon

/dbg/CHAD:
>Makes fun of overhyped frauds
>Only accepts the strongest
>Will seek out and relentlessly post canon anti-feats that don’t match up with fan scaling
>Accepts statements, feats and lore as long as they reasonably fit the character or verse
Troonhoutards:
>Mindless spamming and ritualposting, lash out like battered dogs when you poke fun of them like everyone else does with each other in /dbg/
>Can only post fanon statements
>Scaling makes 0 sense with the visuals Touhoufags make for their own characters, praus that Tohou being a shmup allows them to get away with saying everyone is high complex multiversal and 100d
>Act like they win after getting humiliated after being exposed multiple times as frauds
You won this thread /dbg/CHADS, you can continue mocking these delusional fanon wanking retards as you wish, nothing you say can pierce their insane, delusional view of their franchise.

>>149000213
big crunch drill clash that was sucking in universes, galaxies are part of universes, therefore, simon has moved galaxies before

>>149000090
Touhou bros my verse can't compete with such displays of actual feats...

>>149000206
yeah who the fuck would buy literalren whogann merch lmao

>>149000197
Yup yup yup!

>>149000222
Oxygen is canon for the humans
Mountain is just something taken out of context
Utsuho is a literal retard, she canonically has a 3 step memory (she forgets everything she was doing after 3 steps) that's the whole point of that scene

>>149000255
>STAR LEVEL thought robot

Uh oh troonhou melty!

From authorial statements I've gathered that the arena Simon and AS fought eachother was supposed to be Bulk Space like in Xeelee Sequence, to do this you would actually have to (no seriously) be beyond dimensions. In bulk space it's a multi-dimensional structure where universes would actually be coherently spatially near eachother as hard as that is to imagine.

As for visualizing that in a fucking anime, good fucking luck.

/dbg/CHAD:
>Makes fun of overhyped frauds
>Only accepts the strongest
>Will seek out and relentlessly post canon anti-feats that don’t match up with fan scaling
>Accepts statements, feats and lore as long as they reasonably fit the character or verse
Cuckymontards:
>Mindless spamming and ritualposting, lash out like battered dogs when you poke fun of them like everyone else does with each other in /dbg/
>Can only post fanon statements
>Scaling makes 0 sense with the visuals Simonfags make for their own characters, praus that TTGL being a mecha show allows them to get away with saying everyone is high complex multiversal and 100d
>Act like they win after getting humiliated after being exposed multiple times as frauds
You won this thread /dbg/CHADS, you can continue mocking these delusional fanon wanking retards as you wish, nothing you say can pierce their insane, delusional view of their franchise.

>>149000277
FUARK my heroine Reimu doesn’t even have a single visual depiction that places her at planet level let alone multiversal…….

>only visual feats
Uhh... What? Where did that come from, since when was this a rule? Do you need your bing bang baboom in visual form ONLY for it to apply as a feat? Is all literature non valid now because it doesn't have imagery? Oh wait, I forgot I'm in the cartoon board, and there's a high chance I'm talking to a literal child right now.

Back. Did anyone bother to source the Touhou feats yet?

>Kyle
>Simon
>Reimu
FUARRK THIS BATTLE WILL CRASH 4CHAN AGAIN

>>149000291
GOLD!
>>149000230
mold...

>>149000309
I-I-I-I……….

>>149000315
All job to KINGtos btw

>>149000315
4cuck servers are below tiering so that doesn't even scale high

>>149000230
Canon
>>149000291
Headcanon

>>149000315
I quite literally told you the games and print works were each feat takes place.
Do you seriously want me to make a huge wall of links to each feat?
Because I can but I won't be doing it right now, I have a fucking family to take care of.

>W-what about muh sci-fi book no one read, simon scales to them r-right?
Nope lmao. Sorry, you ony get one and you choose touhou porn doujins, too late now.

>>149000307
BARNEYFAG YOU ARE BACK!

Which TouhouVICTIM would you like to see VS hypnosis in DB?

>>149000317
...JOB TO TOUHOUGODS. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

>>149000335
I am not necessarily a simonfag, I asked you how Touhou worked and you ignored me.

>>149000307
KINGtos’s cookbook scaling was never doubted by anyone other than Asurabros

>>149000334 this is for >>149000309
I Jobbed to the reply system...

Has anyone posted a Touhou destroying a galaxy yet?

>the source was "bro just trust me"
ENOUGH.

BRING THE TOVHOV FEATS IMMEDIATELY, AND INCLUDE THE EXACT MOMENT IN THE GAME OR ANIME WHEN THEY HAPPEN

IF YOU ARE INCAPABLE, I DECLARE TOVHOV FRAUDULENT FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

bring me your reddit OC

>>149000309
yes. i still can't find anything suggesting sttgl could affect a galaxy in any way however

>>149000334
>>149000352
>Cites literal fanon for feats in his last wall of text post
TouhouTARD…

>>149000307
any feat is good even if it's low tiered
statements are for cowards and weaklings

>>149000380
except for literally stepping on one...

>>149000360
No, only statements and fanon content.

>>149000343
>TouhouVICTIM
All of fiction out of NOWHERE

>>149000374
ESLTOS...don't bark up the wrong tree, you can't even ohko a tree...

>>149000343
>Touhouvictim
>None of fiction out of EVERYWHERE

>>149000376
>My sphere 9 mage puts him inside a fictional book
>He reaches out of it and gouges my eyes out
That was a funny game.

>>149000380
have you considered reading the fucking manga?

>>149000382
Helios is infinite speed, he blitzes both

>>149000419
Post Helios traveling at infinite speed.

>>149000406
Kratos doesn’t job to oxygen deprivation from climbing up a mountain unlike FRAUDmu.

>>149000395
EXCEPT it was an artificial "universe" a bit bigger than a planet...

>>149000429
Helios' essence did exactly that geg, cry kid

If your characters are multiversal why are there 0 visual feats that put them anywhere near planet level?

New thread

>>149000441

>>149000444
Post Helios and or Kratos moving at infinite speed in a gif or webm.

Thank you for continuing my anti touhou shitpost. I was the one who made this bait post >>148997977 and you continued from there. Thank you for the entertainment.

>>149000417
>Not posting anything still
TouhouGAWDS won. BIGLY. I was a sworn Simonfag but this thead and Reimu's true majesty revealed the truth to me and converted me.

>>148999955
>>148999958
>>148999975
You and the troonhous are equally weak and pathetic. Publicly kill yourselves immediately.

>>149000385
You don't even know what Fanon means, you retard.
And I made 100% clear that LostWord IS NOT CANON but still exists as it's own thing.
Why did I mention it? Because ZUN is personally involved with the project, and DB already used Eyes Of Heaven for (and against) Giorno and that game is also a non canon work with the OG author involvement

>>149000461
You're welcome for the carry, troonku fag

>>149000472
type that without crying

>>149000472
Samefag troonhou anon. You can't hide behind anonimity.

>>149000458
Cope, Helios' light moved infinite distance

Hey, is Extreme Ghostbusters worth buying?

>>149000519
>statement

>>149000519
>Cope, Helios moved [STATEMENT]
lets see that in action

>>149000528
Here's the gif >>148998174

>>149000528
>>149000532
Non-argument. Your estrogen fueled rules don't apply anywhere outside your hugbox, tranny.

>if I BELIEVE Helios is immeasurably fast, he is
>if I BELIEVE I am a woman, I am

>>149000543
Tranny this is what you qualify as infinite speed... >>148998174

>>149000570
>retard who doesn't understand the concept of game mechanics

>>149000586
Surely you have a CUTSCENE that shows off this infinite speed you speak of? Those don't follow game mechanics...

>>149000619
Retard. Understand the concept of nuance. Do you know how to put 2 and 2 together?
Plus, you can never show infinite shit visually, it has to be stated.

>>149000742
>Retard. Understand the concept of nuance. Do you know how to put 2 and 2 together?
>Plus, you can never show infinite shit visually, it has to be stated.
>I HAVE NOTHING BUT STATEMENTS AND COPE
we know

>>149000374
AIIIEEE!! KINGTOS-SAMA!! I CANNOT!! PLEASE HAVE FUARKING MERCY ON ME AND MY VERRRRRRSE!!!

>>149000351
…and people with an IQ of 1 or above.

>>149000750
>Then KINGtos woke up still chopping away at the same tree