Thread 149012453

I would convert to Judaism for a Jewish girlfriend.

>>149012453 (OP)
I rather make her convert to Christianism.

When i was dating a Jewish girl, she didn't want me to convert; and she said that our kids would celebrate both Christmas and Chanukah (even though I'm not really Christian either, she just thought it'd be more fun). She went to reform-jewish temple. I think the more hardcore religious people would expect you to convert; but that's not Libby, who is very left-wing coded, and therefore either reform or secular.

>>149012552
>that's not Libby, who is very left-wing coded, and therefore either reform or secular.
So she's a freeloader, all the benefits of being Jewish without any of the sacrifices

>>149012453 (OP)
Libby a cute

>>149012453 (OP)
lucky for jews and the genepool, you won't do either.

>>149013060
>proyecting

>>149013069
>proyecting
is this a typo or a play on words i don't understand

>>149012453 (OP)
what no pussy does to an MF

>>149012453 (OP)
Even if she's a bedwetter who got the nickname "Tinkles" in third grade after drinking too much soda at a sleepover?

>>149013337
That sounds like more your personal headcanon.

>>149012453 (OP)
jews are increasingly marrying out of their tribe so you have a good chance

>>149012453 (OP)
My brother did this. It turned out terribly. Only the terrible Jewish women date outside their religion and that's saying something.

>>149013481
No, that happened

>>149012453 (OP)
Reposting thing I said in the last Libby thread

>Why did they make her Jewish and Latino instead of just making her a Sephardi or something? I swear so many people seem to have no clue non-white Jews exist

>>149013627
DTVA really likes the idea of jewish latinas for some reason, and I'm not complaining. For me, It's Casey.

>>149013730
>Casey
From what show is she from?

>>149014012
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

>>149014017
>tfw no kosher oyakodon

>>149012453 (OP)
You cant unless you have jewish blood and some groups only take from the mothers side.If on the fathers than your a mamzer or half-breed.
Funny that 2/3 of all jews are mixed with european DNA all from 4 women(cohen gene)

Also jewess are weird and dumb

>>149012453 (OP)
Jews don't want goyim to convert.

I knew a Jewish woman with a 3/10 horse face but a 10/10 ass. She was married but she was a slut who hit on other guys when her husband was away, so I really should have put a bag on her head and fucked her.

>>149012453 (OP)
I want to be Hitler's top guy and keep a cute half-jewess teen as my sex pet, and still marry a White Woman because obviously we gotta carry on the blood line but I'll still have more affection for the pet. And we'll go watch Israel blow up with nukes together.

>>149012453 (OP)
I used to work with this dumb fucking jewess who would stare at me
Never knew why though?

>>149014017
They are big

>>149012552
You dumbass, if the mother is a Jew then all the kids are Jews. This is how they stick around

>>149013627
>I swear so many people seem to have no clue non-white Jews exist

Jews are not white

>>149014017
Isn't Leah an ashkenazi? She is way too brown

>>149012453 (OP)
Anon, you do realise that means signing up to get your dick horrifically mutilated, right? She'll literally demand a blood sacrifice!

>>149012518
Based Edith Stein appreciator, I've been reading The Science Of The Cross, it's great.

Would you also die for her and Israel?

>>149017796
Don't you mean Islas Malvinas?

>>149017796
Don't have to. God has other plans for us.

>>149015756
Ackshually, they are.

>>149012453 (OP)
She's so cute bros

i want to watch no other land with her

>>149017810
Las Malvinas son Argentinas

>>149013084
He's proyecting.

>>149019787
Proyecting what

>>149020301
His projection.

>>149013084
He's one of those brown people that speak only Spanish and think they can speak English but not really.

This thread makes me want to draw more Libby

Jew girls are cute but they never give draw them with their best feature, their schnoz

>>149018862
They are, but they see themselves as a distinct race same as arabsl/muslims

Jews aren’t white. And that’s perfectly fine.

>>149014017
It’s insane how one artist can turn some random cartoon lady into the sexiest woman ever

>>149012453 (OP)
All religions are false.
I don't care how much pussy you throw at me. I'm not gonna lie about endorsing a faith I don't believe in.

>>149021601
Lets see what do you say after tasting some kosher pussy.

best girls ain't het

>>149012453 (OP)
anyone have that pic of an anon trying to make a cake from the show?

>>149022619
What are you talking about

>>149022170
The blue haired girl likes a dude in drag

I got a jewish girlfriend.
Only ethnically, though, not practicing.

does Libby have a big bush?

>>149022907
Early on in the show Pete(?) was making some sort of cake, and it showed the recipe he used. It was clearly a simplified version of a cake recipe but an Anon tried cooking the cake to the exact specifications and said it turned out mediocre.

>>149022619
I don't have a pic, but here is the thread. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/129084066/#129090505

>>149023592
No, she's smooth like all lolis should be.

>>149023111
No she likes a fat chick. If they had a third season there was a script that had Andrea torn between her feelings for Libby and for the fat chick. She realizes the solution is having a throuple with her two crushes with juvenile macromastia

>>149013060
>Anon who will never get laid insults other anon who will never get laid for his inability to get laid

>>149023592
Do Jewish women have a bush or not?

>>149023855
thanks

>>149024227
>incels on incel website call each other incels
Many such cases.
t. incel
>>149013627
>Sephardi
>non-white
Most just look med
>>149017796
Fight your own wars please
No more false flags to bait America into trillion dollar wars preferably
>>149021138
Please be our guest

>>149013060
>>149024227
>>149024353
we're all stinky incels and chuddies here, it's ok frens

>>149012453 (OP)
same, and not just for my publishing career

>>149013730
She's adopted, you know that right?

Does anyone here have a Libby edit of a "sloppy job mossad" meme?
I already have handrubbers and watcha doin rabbis.

>>149024634
Adopted people can get converted to Judaism by their parents.

>>149024702
I see.

Eyoo I am finally making what could be considered the first draft of my Molly Mcgee AU and the design of the girls.

>>149025931
Keep being based anon

>>149012453 (OP)
i would convert to judaism for a jewish boyfriend
although kyle isn't really the type to care what faith his partner is

>>149012453 (OP)
>>149026646
Your faith is the central part of your character. What does it say about you if you're willing to trade it in on a piece of tail?

>>149026750
>Your faith is the central part of your character
Evidently not in their case.

>>149018862
No, they aren't. They are arabs

>>149026750
i have no faith

>>149026646
Yeah but his mother would certainly care

>>149026750
>Your faith is the central part of your character.
Nah it's a thing society forces and you and outside of jewish or evangelical it hasn't been worth dick in the west or japan.

>>149026935
>it hasn't been worth dick in the west or japan.
No wonder society keeps getting more and more gay and retarded.

If this show had come out in 2012, there would be a lot of Libby/Neutral Milk Hotel fanart everywhere

>>149025931
>>149026597
Thanks! I want to keep this AU of mine alive

>>149027076
Semen stains the mountain tops when I see Libby

>>149023855
she doesn't have a big hairy jew bush?
>>149024147
>that spoiler
big if true

>>149017810
>>149019774
Falklands, Diego.
Falklands, UK.

>>149014017
>>149024353
Leah reminds me of this Argentinian actress
>>149026979
Says the loudfag

>>149017810
Says right there "Falkland Islands"

>>149028476
Shy

>>149026850
Would his dad care?

It's Father's Day, maybe dad is finally going to stop traveling and pay attention to me.

>>149028476
She needs a shorter skirt.

>>149027851
I see the resemblance yes

>>149029668
man how can you let down your hot wife and cute daughter for such a selfish reason

>>149031382
What was the reason again?

>>149031677
If I remember correctly, he was selling his book. Something like that (you know the trupe of the author/artist who runs away from his family to pursue his dream, the usual deadbeat motive)

>>149027851
Is she a MILF?

>>149032963
She's in her 50s, so yeah.

>>149029668
do you guys think libbys dad served in the idf?

>>149034312
maybe he is serving right now

>>149028476
wow, mega cute!

>>149034653
I think Libby is only half Jew.

>>149034312
No, why would he? Matias Torres is Argentinian. He has no loyalty towards Israel.

>>149031382
Matias is an author and he's off promoting his books.

>>149013730
>>149014109
I too crave Casey.

Libby is a stinky jew and I want to smell her

>>149035723
Unf.

>>149027296
>that face
lol

Libby should be pregnant with my children.

>>149026979
Molly laying "Her Little ArmaLite" suppressive fire against David in the troubles >>149027754 while Hilda fights Libby in the Fucking islands:3

You know she is incapable of love or anything like that, right anon?

>>149035723
Is this AI?

>>149021183
Libby had a decently sized schnoz. Her mom too.

>>149014109
Awooga

>>149040085
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