Thread 149019537

Good morning, grandpa, and happy Father's Day. We'll do whatever you want to do today - golf, fish, watch TV, go for a walk...

...after you read the newspaper comics. The Funnies are not negotiable, grandpa.

dog the cat while you wait

the third cup is for you, you daft detective! she knew you'd be stopping by!

what dad doesn't love the serials?

>>148932910

>>149019553
There are 3 hot mugs when there should only be 2.

>>148932954
Wilbur learned a valuable lesson: not all problems require Mary's intervention. sometimes, the universe spontaneously manifests a fitter and wealthier version of you to take care of it.

>>148932961
G O L D

>>148932985
lol nice dive, loser

he knows!

critically important work

>>149019553
3; Cheekbone on the cow skull
Entered through a window from upstairs; her cousin climbed up with a ladder
Chimney from the house in the background, Green accents on parrot's tail feathers, Heel patch on woman's sock, Upholstery button on sofa, Cloud from the background, Perch rod the parrot is on
a) Starch

>>149019893
hmm

o, mein papa...

oof

Father's Day? what's that?

>>149020088
>© 2006
Well, that explains that.

>>149020106
I feel like Homer eating a rice cake every time I read this.

>>149020106
this is one of my favorite strips of all time. I remember my mom cried after reading it. I told her I never thought about it.

I've seen roaches get up from worse

>>149020119
Get Fuzzy has been in reruns since 2013

Kerchak has left the chat

golly, that ghost is naked!

time for another HR lesson, boss

>>149020448
ow

I'm not skipping Rosebuds, per se, I just know the discerning anon will post the hi-res strips at some point

you thought Zits was the end, but it was me, Ziggy! see y'all next week. enjoy the rest

>>149020493
Still feel like you could have posted them

>>149020493
I hope I haven't been insulting you.

And to translate:
>Sorry, your strong accent makes you sound really stupid.
>Excuse me?! I can understand what you're saying!

>>149019537 (OP)
Then they'd better be funny, by thunder!!

>>149020633
have a good week

>>149019553
Poor Dabney. He clearly thought Cassandra brought him here to fuck.

>>149020654
not at all. would you rather I keep posting it? knowing /co/, I imagine some folks are annoyed by a duplicate, and others are annoyed when it's not in alphabetical order, so it's a wash. on that note...

>>149020645
I could have done many things, anon

>>149020711
>would you rather I keep posting it?
I would, but as Fat Tony once said, listen to your heart.

Eudora made it to the Peanuts reruns this past week Just wanted to note that

>>149019581
There's one for the detective.
He comes over on a regular base.

>>149020746
I misread this as adam homo

>>149020794
Dick nuts

>>149019622
ENTEREEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZxnQvEdTZg

>>149019553
THREESOME with Cas and her cat cousin, unless that's her on the wall painting
fucking barefoot cat slut
Bonus riddle: which coffee cup has a roofie and ahich one has viagra
>>149019581
They are all for me, for the kind of activities we'll be doing all night and day long

OFFICIAL TIER LIST

MY (DISCONNECTED) WIFE TIER:
>>149020583

SLYLOCK TIER:
>>149019553

CHUCKLE TIER:
Big Nate (mild coincidence: I did the doodle before reading this far)
Bizarro
Bound & Gagged
Brewster Rockit: Space Guy! (panel 5)
Cathy
Curtis (Sunday)
Far Side
Frank & Ernest
Funky Winkerbean
Hi And Lois
In The Bleachers
Rhymes With Orange
Wallace The Brave
Wizard Of Id
Rosebuds
One Big Happy
Peanuts (Classic)

COMFY TIER:
Baby Blues
Baldo
Calvin And Hobbes
Cul De Sac
Phoebe And Her Unicorn
Red And Rover
Stone Soup

"JESUS CHRIST, HOW HORRIFYING" TIER:
>>149020047
>>149020230

Honorable Mention to Heart Of The City (Classic) for making me feel a way.

All others DNQ.

Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guy, too). Shoutout to the rare, weird room in >>149020066 and the mystery painting therein. Happy day to the fathers in the thread.

>>149022433
>mystery painting
That's Jon's Uncle Roy.

>>149019622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5B4kKwriWA

>>149019643
Too bad about Bagdar

>>149019656
I don't get it

>>149022622
See those bubbles? She's sneaking up behind him for a surprise underwater blowjob.

>>149020197
imagine both of them sucking your dick
>>149022508
that's a deep cut
>>149020414
I like this shit sometimes
>>149020149
why did she cry?

>>149019865
>SMB2 poster
nice

>>149019820
It feels like the mime would be greatly improved by the mime's dialogue also being silent
oh what the hell
Happy Summer sales dip correction day!
also why are a zombie, pinata and mime in space?

>>149023061
>also why are a zombie, pinata and mime in space?
The bar was at maximum occupancy.

>>149019794
It indeed bacons the question.

>>149019865
Be thankful that's ALL he ruined.

>>149020244
Pffft. Birds(male) often regurgitate food for their children, sometimes to the point of they themselves dieing.of starvation so that their young may live. The emperor penguin goes a step and a mile further, by fasting during months and shielding it's young and eggs from predators and the harsh antarctic weather while slowly dieing standing for months.

>>149022508
Neat.

>>149020654
>Rosa canonically has a thick accent
That makes her even hotter ngl

>>149019880
Water.

>>149020388
Then he takes one bite and he realizes how he got monkeypawed.

>>149023408
I skimmed for the answer by simply typing in the search bar. That is how my guess went.

>>149022136
incredible sound effects

>>149020633
>>149020675
>>149022433
Ty again for the guys that making sunday just that bit better. Happy (grand)fathers day to whomever.

>>149019553
Carla Car always has more than one guy over at once, one singular guy is an impossibly slow night for that pussy.
>>149019581
Then again, I'm retarded enough to make a cup, forget about it, and make another. It's at least a plausible alibi.

>>149020565
Wallace's Mom is one of the best in comics. My favorite Mom archetype is the caring but laid back type. Both parents are really good in this comic.

>>149019553
3
dogs can't drink hot cocoa, right?
chimney, tailfeathers, panel, perch, sock, cloud
...starch? that's why potatoes explode, right?

>>149022724
>that's a deep cut
If I remember correctly, the portrait with its head cut off has always been a recurring feature whenever we see actual rooms in Jon's house, with Roy's appearance there essentially being the punchline to the whole thing.

>>149020654
Rose believes in total AI death based at
>>149020583
Sex with McKenzie

>>149026024
To add on this, I remember seeing the portrait used in the background of the original Garfield and Friends. When the new Addams family movie was released and thinking it was Gomez or one the Addams, from the suit design and cut off head. I'll see if I can find it from the show lol, great use of time

>>149026057
Speaking of AI and McKenzie, there's some based AI generated smash or pass site that's trending here on 4chan right now, I actually submitted McKenzie and I think the bot is too based, so I spoilered pic related. She didn't get a 10/10, but it's worth it. I also used a picture of Rosa and McKenzie, but all of a sudden, it gave them a pass saying that Rosa is going to "smother it with her saggy milkers while giving it the stinkeye" and saying that McKenzie "looks too smug and annoying" and saying it rather fuck a cactus instead (it had a different description last time I used the pic with it casually roasted them or some shit). I guess it worked fine with just McKenzie as I didn't have a separate picture of Rosa even though she's a long standing /co/ character as much as Ana from Life with Kurami does, and I even try out Ana as well.

>>149027372
Damn, she's a whole point higher than my good friend, Wendell.

>>149019767
That was fun

>>149020149
Damn.

>>149020380
Mr. Van Pelt has some cash.

>>149020407
First time seeing Ethan since the change to just Sundays, the one thing I don't like about it going weekly is that we lost the fun week day stories and arcs.

>>149020684
lol

>>149027372
Here's one for Rosa, wasn't hard to just find a comic that focused on her.

>>149019901
A while back, my married buddy and I took a trip together to visit an escort. The next time I saw him, I saw he had a cross on. He probably always wore it, but the context made it stand out that day. I still wonder who he was trying to fool.

>>149028012
Neat

>>149019553
Easy. Cassandra is blonde. That's Carla right there, answering the door

>>149019553
>redhead cassandra
What heresy is this! Blonde Cassandra Best Cassandra!

>>149019767
Kek.

>>149019893
Boys always think they're slicker than they actually are.

>>149020313
Honestly he may as well stick around and continue drinking for a while.

>>149019767
I read "SHTANDARD" as SHITHEAD DOG.

>>149019537 (OP)
Did boomers really?

>>149020106
What happened to this strip?

>>149020565
Calvin isn't the only nudist, it seems.

>>149020149
Why can we hardly read this?

>>149020493
Saving space for other strips and/or comments.
Smart thinking.

>>149020575
I understood that reference.

>>149020654
The AI had it coming.

>>149019656
Hhoott

>>149020088
>>149020119
>>149020182
Did he quit?

>>149019805
Oof, even for sunday funnies standards that pun was strained to its limits.

>>149020633
Thanks for posting them!

>>149027372
And what site would that be?

>>149020106
>>149020149
I bought both new and classic Heart books, and I can't help noticing how new Heart avoids putting characters talking in the same panel.

>>149037281
Anon this is cute and all, but I'm not sure why we need to see the same strip every week?

>>149019553
the three cops of coffee are a dead giveaway

>>149032514
old strips on GoComics generally look like they've been run through several rounds of jpeg compression.

>>149022508
Thank you Garfield Lore God

>>149019553
>spoiler
Columbo Fox

>>149019705
>Fathers Day cornhole

>>149020149
So, whats the story on her Dad?

>>149030542
Carla is the readhead while Cassandra is blonde.

>>149037644
Maybe there are some others.

>>149020763
Wow, I can't remember the last time I've seen a piece of media have their own website, much less advertise it like this. It really makes me long for the days before social media sites took over.

>>149020388
There are worse wishes.

>>149019694
Fuck, that'd get me too.

>>149037281
>adding chlorine right before using it
Oof.