I have an idea for a Paul ongoing. Once he and MJ break up, he tries to go back to his old universe using the glyphs that created his Jackpot tech, and the Wayep magic. But, they're still tethered to MJ.

Like his own version of Quantum Leap, every time he rolls, he jumps into a new universe, reconnecting with a new Mary Jane Watson. Age of Apocalypse MJ, Earth-65 Em Jay, Renew Your Vows MJ, more and more. Paul saves worlds and saves lives, a hero looking to get home.

More and more, he and MJ realize they love each other, and 616 MJ tries to bring him back home.

>>149026461 (OP)
That's nice and all but nobody actually cares about Paul.

>>149026461 (OP)

>>149026461 (OP)
Does Paul even have a last name?

>>149026652
Paul D. Znuts

>>149026461 (OP)

>>149026461 (OP)
Nice idea fellow Polish guy! Do you think he'll rape Dylan Brock some day, for his continuous disrespect? How many children have you successfully raped?

>>149026753
Not all of us Polish people rape children, some of us commit murder or become serial killers instead

>>149026802
Paul is a quintessential Polish superhero: a pedophile, a murderer, and an all around sick puppy. No wonder they love him so much.

Nobody respects Paul anymore, because Paul can't even rape Dylan for his disrespect.

Is it true that Shay cucks Peter in the most recent issue

>>149027272
No. She never does anything that interesting.

>>149026461 (OP)
Does he rape Dylan Brock during this ongoing? He needs to get that kid's RESPECT after accidentally killing MJ

>>149026652
He does, but let's just call him Paul.

>>149027605
Polish last names are unpronounceable anyways

>>149027285
The upcoming issue i mean

>>149027815
I still doubt it. That would give her something to do instead of sitting around and being irritating.

>>149028001
Good point. Paul, and Poland, and Shay, are mainly here to be a huge, worthless waste of time.

>>149028119
The only way Paul is ever getting salvaged is if he finally rapes some respect into Dylan Brock.

>>149026461 (OP)
I’m tired of Gwenschizo, the schizos impersonating Gwenschizo, TVALokifag, Milesfag, venomfags, the Gwenfags, and all of the other retards involved with the Gwenschizo’s retardation. Why won’t the Jannie’s clean these faggots out? Spider-Man threads are ruined thanks to them.

>>149028164
>Why won’t the Jannie’s clean these faggots out?
They want to repeat /gif/ 2.0 and gut the archive so they can do their job lesser than usual.

>>149026461 (OP)
Are we sure Paul is not another parker clone?

>>149028517
No, that would make him too interesting. Polish audiences hate it when things happen.

>>149028164
They're too busy giving bans for "offtopic" (aka actual ontopic discussion) and then banning you for complaining about it.

>>149028787
It doesn't even work anyways because the schizo just ban evades while howling and gnashing his teeth about how anyone who defies his retarded pedophile whims are going to be banned by the jannies.

>>149028821
Oh, sure. I'm just saying mods have reached a new fucking low by giving me a ban for literally discussing the topic of the thread (which is /co/-related), but won't even bother to respond to reports when this faggot had like 30 posts in a 100 post thread last I counted.

>>149026461 (OP)
What's the chance of him cucking Miles now that Miles is the one and only spiderman?

>>149028842
I keep telling you guys, he's never going to regain his masculinity until he rapes Dylan Brock for the disrespect. Until then, he's just a joke.

>>149028861
Polish people are a joke.

>>149026565
>>149026461 (OP)
Paul marries MJ again and they have kids again but the fashioned old-style this time.

>>149030167
>have kids again but the fashioned old-style this time
Without a dick?

>>149026565
This shit just make Jennika's redemption fucking cheap since they never explore how she will face her crime when she kill some innocent people like this guy.

>>149026461 (OP)
Paul will meet an end not unlike Terry Long once a new writer comes onboard.

>>149030687
>Paul
>innocent

>>149030335
He means inviting another man over, the way boomers used to do it.

>>149026461 (OP)
It's revealed that Parker is a delusional nutcase, and Paul was actually Spider-Man all along.

>>149026461 (OP)
>>149031074
>OH, OTHER PEOPLE FEEL A CERTAIN WAY? WELL, I’M SO DEPENDANT ON SAYING THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYONE TO GET ATTENTION! SEE HOW YOU SEEEEETHE? AHAHAHA I AM SO COOL!

>>149026461 (OP)
They should actually do this but Paul is driven insane by Peter and MJ having a happy life together. He becomes a time hopping villain that tries to get in the way of all of Peter's small successes to find a pattern in which he and MJ split up for good or never even got together.
Mephisto is included at some point and once Peter wins against the teamup the deal with the devil is undone and 616 MJ has a dawning realization and starts talking with Peter again in hopes of reigniting the old flame.

>>149026652
Rape'im
>>149026461 (OP)
His hero name is 'eNTR' because he enters parallel universes.

>>149030167
He had so little game his dad had to make his kids for him, it was over before it started you Polish pedophiles.

>>149032046
This is all Dylan Brock’s and Al Ewing’s fault… Paul will never regain his masculinity until he rapes Eddie’s son…

>>149032082
Polish people are going to send death threats and rape threats at Al Ewing’s family into Paul finally rapes some respect into the kid.

He's gonna be fridge bait.

>>149032115
Clean out the fridge

There’s only a handful of issues of All New Venom left, Paulbros is all Paul going to do is whine, sit around, and never rape Dylan???

>>149026461 (OP)
I like Paul's beard

>>149026461 (OP)
Oh hey, it's the artist who says woke capes have made American cities unsafe!

>>149026461 (OP)
My idea is that Peter wakes up and reveals that the past 18 years worth of Spider-Man comics were a bad dream. Aunt May then dies.

>>149034131
>People were so mad with OMD/BND that this was the last thing Stan did for his newspaper comic
Shame no one else followed along

>>149030167
Marywhore can't live without Paul's cumshots in canon

They should make a comic where Paul becomes the One True Spider-Man and he tortures Peter the fraud and MJ the traitor to punish them for their transgressions.

>>149034444
Really? The CANON Mary Jane is doing just fine with her husband, Peter, and their VERY REAL children.

>>149035041
>>149031151

>average spider-fag thread

>>149026461 (OP)
what a wasted character...in the hands of a proper writter we could all have enjoyed a new chaotic neutral force of nature.

>>149032311
I think ANV is going to continue for a good while longer. Although there's a Venom announcement today in a couple of hours. Too many plotlines for it to wrap up in just 3 more issues and it's selling well.

Why spider man readers are so threatened by Paul?

>>149036199
He’s a boring waste of time and actively drags down any book he’s in. He’s got nothing to do with Spider-Man, and nothing interesting to offer. He doesn’t add anything, sorry Polish dudes. I just buy Ultimate Spider-Man now.

>>149036199
As a former Paul fan I promise I will start caring about Paul again as soon as he rapes Dylan Brock for his disrespect.

>has a job
>has a social security number
>has a wife instead of a roommate
>leaves his house
>has living, real children instead of fake, dead ones
>gets to be a superhero instead of having his roommate do it for him
>never once tried to molest Eddie Brock’s son

Paulbros… Polishpedos… not like this…

>>149026461 (OP)
The ruler of Marywhore's walls

>>149039407
Can't rule ANY walls without a dong.

>>149026461 (OP)
>a Paul ongoing
I'm not going to buy a comic just to burn it in the parking lot of my LCS, Anon.

>>149039407
This thread devastates the Polish Paulophiles. Can't stand it when your favorite character is nothing but a joke at a better one's expense. A small people, with small hearts

Paulcucks, what's the matter? Is this thread not fun?

>>149039407
paulchads confirmed titanchads

Repost to make polish pedophiles and cucks seethe

>>149026461 (OP)
Nah, Paul should stay in the 616.
He breaks up with MJ, Peter tries to get back with her, but she's just inconsolable; all she does is pine for Paul.

Paul, meanwhile, dates the Black Cat, breaks up with her. Resurrects and dates Gwen Stacy, breaks up with her.

Paul then spreads out. He dates and discards Karen Page, Jean Grey, Carol Danvers, Wanda Maximoff, Janet van Dyne, Peggy Carter, Clea, and on and on.

When Spider-Man tracks down Paul having a threesome with Betty Ross and Jane Foster while Hulk and Thor are helplessly forced to watch, Spider-Man hatches a desperate plan to stop Paul. He gets Doctor Strange to turn him into a woman (the spell is absolutely irreversible, of course) so he can seduce and stop Paul. Paul dates, destroys, and discards Petra; Petra joins the club of women pining for Paul.

Finally, Paul tries to set up a date with Sue Storm, who just giggles at him. It finally doesn't work.

After that, they roll some generic storyline about how Paul was just a creation of Mephisto, made to keep Peter and MJ apart, but gone amok across the Marvel Universe over 8-10 years of crossovers intended to draw in a new audience of people interested in seeing Paul cuck the entire Marvel Universe, which Marvel Editorial is convinced is massive.

On the internet, the Marvel editorial staff are besides themselves with glee at what a successful character Paul is, evidenced by how sales plummet after Paul leaves a book. Every day, Marvel editors gloat at fans; "don't worry, Paul will come to your favorite book soon," running polls in social media that go like "you want more Paul? how much more Paul do you want? 2037 will be the Second Year of Paul. What will happen to the child Paul had with Petra?"

And it all ends tragically when a lone gunman shows up at the Marvel offices. Days later, it turns out that the story that he lost his girlfriend to a guy named Paul and couldn't cope anymore was fake news. He just couldn't handle Paul existing anymore.

>>149041669
Not enough Paul raping Dylan Brock for his DISRESPECT, 2/10

>>149041541
They're seething. They know Paul is never going to rape some respect into Dylan.

>>149041681
As a true and honest Paul fan I say that he needs to rape Dylan in retribution for insulting him, which is a Polish familial tradition. As the family patriarch, Paul needs to enforce order through corrective rape. Anything less just isn't Paul anymore.

Really struggling to understand the Paul Rabin death cult, here. Why are Paul fans so desperate to see him molest Eddie Brock's son? Seems fucked up to me. Are these the values Marvel Comics is promoting?

>>149041629
>current year
>marycuntfag still seething

>>149041774
>dead for almost 52 years
>beloved only by a Polish child molester
Kekaroo!

>>149041807
Polish people hate it when Gwen Stacy and child molesters are disrespected.

>>149041807
I'm glad that Gwen Stacy gets to be remembered the way she lived: as a POINTLESS MURDERING WHORE

Paulbros are you really just going to sit back and take this? First your most beloved hero and Polish icon is insulted, now your whore of a wife, Gwen Stacy?

Paul's never raping some respect into Dylan Brock at this rate.

>>149026461 (OP)
Blob falls on him crushing him into 2d object,he survives and while being in full body cast still smelling of blob mj comes in to break up with him leaves the jackpot bracelt,dylan comes in calls him a bitch,paul somehow drops the jackpot thingie and it causes a jumbo jet to crash on him

>>149026461 (OP)
Better idea: He getss sent to the DCU and starts annoying everyone and ruining relationships there

>>149035170
Average example of moderation on /co/, more like

>>149042101
The polish child rape guy cries out for the mods, even as he strikes at you.

>>149030687
Why did they give Jennika some ugly as fuck fat dyke girlfriend

>>149042120
I'm not the faggot, I hope he gets rangebanned, tracked down by whatever is the Polish equivalent of FBI and George Floyd'd by one of the agents (who, in a just world, should get a promotion for ridding the world of a dangerous pedophile)
It's the fact that this shit thread is still up is galling to me. Meanwhile you can get banned for a titty in a comic (not even a coomer comic, just something that happens to have nudity)

>>149042139
The jannies coddle the Polish pedophile guy too much, much like Paul himself though he's useless, boring, and better off dead.

>>149026652
Paul is his last name

>>149026461 (OP)
I hope he ends up being an agent of Mephysto who's been brainwashing/manipulating MJ to keep her and Peter apart.

>>149042437
>first it was green goblin
>now this paulshit
That would finalize Mephisto to be a fake and dead kid merchant and ruin his reputation as a Germanic folklore existence who is supposed to hold all the deals. His own deal is off by this point and the character calls to be deleted.

Why does he look like Matt Walsh.

>>149026461 (OP)
You still never answered me and I expect an answer, faggot. Why do Polish people fuck dogs?

>>149042805
Because your mom isn't always available.

>>149026652
Rabin

>>149043079
It makes sense. Polish people often fuck dogs when they lack access to children.

>>149043163
Hey! They also fuck monkeys.

I wonder why Gwenschizo is such an inept coward that he can’t slither into the thread and try to spam it again?

Is it because he’s a coward???

>>149043265
free VPN ran out, he has to make a new email and account again

why are you stupid retards keeping this thread alive? the rest of you should kill youselves just like the paulfag.

>>149043725
You're not even my real dad

>>149043725
I keep saging but motherfuckers are stupid

>>149035099
Denial denial

>>149037101
>He’s a boring waste of time and actively drags down any book he’s in.

So basically hes Peter Parker in all but name. Because this is what Spider-Man does when hes on team ups with superior and more well characterized characters

>>149038209
Hes a Mary sue version of Peter thus not the true Peter

Polishfaggot is online again I see

>>149045427
He’s the only version of Peter and he’s not even close to a Mary Sue. He’s literally just Peter with no OMD dragging him down, slightly older, and with a beard. That’s all it takes for Paulniggers to cry foul, I guess.

>>149045412
Then why are his Team Ups with the X-Men in ASM the worst fucking books I’ve ever read? It seems to me Brevoort is hoping Peter can salvage something for the failing X-Men line.

>>149043725
I’m a true and honest Paul fan and a Polish citizen and I desperately need Paul to rape some respect into Dylan Brock.

>>149041774
Hi dan

>>149045412
Peter Parker is a superhero. Paul is a guy named Paul who stays at home and whines at MJ and has her change his diaper.

I think Peter has more reason to be in a superhero comic than Paul, and I’m sorry if this take angers or offends any Polish people, child molesters, or Polish child molesters.

>>149045395
Did I mention Paul doesn't even have a penis?

>>149028842
High. Paul Rabin will appear BTSV across IMDb cast listings and we got leaks of his character model.

>>149046492
Paul Rabin will appear in BTSV according to IMDb*

>>149046492
>Paul going after a TEENAGER
As if we didn't already have enough confirmation.

>>149043725
Because there isn't much else to talk about until comic books come out tomorrow.

is it just me or paul had been terribly misused here? because this guy could have been the reverse flash of peter and be this petty bastard you can't help but love

>>149041837
Kek, he looks like sausage.

Seems like an ironic fanbase has popped up, kinda like Alex Yiik.

>>149026461 (OP)
Is it pronounced "Pahl" or "Pool"?