Thread 149029442

Does Wile. E even stand a chance against Tom?

What a lovely group of young ladies.

>>149029442 (OP)
He should on paper with certain abilities and items, but said abilities/items are overall inferior and his supernaturally bad luck is crippling no matter what.

>>149029442 (OP)
>>149029470
All little girls are built for BHC (Big Hal Cock)

where did this whole "hal is a pedophile" thing even come from?

>>149029489
Detective Comics

>>149029489
I'm pretty sure he straight up was one in the comics. I remember seeing the panel where he said something like "I must prove to them that I'm not a child molester!!"

>>149029470
Is Hal able to hypnotize people? If so then the entire Touhou verse is FUARKED!!!

>deleted again
Bros... I'm tired of jobbing...

>>149029489
There was a supporting character in the GL book back in the 80s called Arisia Rrab. She initially was conceived of being 13 years old, and she falls in love with Hal, who reciprocates and they dated and had sex for quite a while. She did 'age' herself up using the ring, or at least gave herself an adult body, but yeah.

They tried passing this off with tons of excuses/retcons like Hal being mind controlled, Arisia being actually 240 years old by Earth years, etc. but like the Pym slap it'll never be forgotten about

>>149029489
It’s not a meme breh, Deathstroke is a pedophile too

>>149029509
FFUUUUUCKKKK!!!

>>149029442 (OP)
What is your fave Homura matchup?

>>149029547
Whod knew Hal was a Bison vs Athena fan?

>>149029573
Bayonetta is for Morrigan.

Is it true that Goku sucks a lot of dicks?

>cock sucking out of NOWHERE
favourite character?

Goku. I like sucking on throbbing cocks.

>Based HalGOD can get all the cunny he wants
How is he such a CHAD, bros...

>>149029489
>>149029538
>Hal, who reciprocates
HAL DOESN'T RECIPROCATE
FUCK OFF ALREADY
THE POINT OF THE STORY IS THAT SHE USES HER RING TO AGE HERSELF UP
THAT IS WHEN HAL GETS INTERESTED
HE ONLY GETS INTERESTED WHEN SHE GETS AN ADULT WOMAN BODY
I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS STUPID ASS MEME

>>149029616
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita

>>149029637
That was mentioned in the post you illiterate faggot, it still doesn't make it okay

>>149029489
>new young Lantern is introduced
>has a schoolgirl crush on Hal
>ages herself up with the ring because it was basically magic back then
>Hal and Arisia get it on
Everyone always ignores the "she ages herself up" part.

>>149029657
The point is that Hal was never interested in a little girl.

Hal might be a child molester but he still solos Goku

>>149029657
I'm pretty sure Hal knew that, he did regret having sex with her, even if she was an adult now.
It was fucked up, but the point of the story was that Hal was dumb and impulsive, and fucked the attractive woman without thinking about the implications, not "Hal is a pedophile".

>>149029667
Just because she gave herself the appearance of an adult does not mean she is mentally an adult you dumb nigger, and it's also why Hal verbally coped about pretending he's not a child molester
Go back to /vp/ or /trash/

>>149029546
>Deathstroke is a pedophile
Erm, ackchyually, that would imply he's attracted to minors, so no, he isn't a pedophile, he's honestly worse, because he's willing to commit pedophilia in order to manipulate an emotionally vulnerable young girl just in order to get revenge on some other kids.
Actual pedophiles at least like kids or something, I don't think Slade actually cared about Terra.

>>149029680
The pedo bracket
>composite hal
>bernkastel
>probably someone from sailor moon
>Hades from Greek mythology

>>149029700
But that's the point, Hal didn't think about that, he only thought about the adult body, and it wasn't after the fact that he realized it was fucked up.
The whole "Hal is a pedophile" meme acts like he was straight up attracted to a kid with a kid body when that was never the case, he was only interested when she had an adult body.
Is it still fucked up? Yes, but it doesn't make him a pedo like everyone says, because that would imply he was actually attracted to a kid, which he really wasn't.

>>149029695
It is a meme and the official retcons where Arisia is 240 years old do mean it isn't actually pedophilia, but DC writers are still fucked in the head
They don't even break up because Hal realizes the age thing is fucking weird, they break up because Hal acts like a cunt to her

>>149029546
>>149029709
Deathstroke must be giving those girls some deadly strokes

>>149029442 (OP)
Nope.

His supposed ace in the hole, the anti-looney gun, isn’t really all that effective as it targets the cartoon’s regen and doesn’t actually destroy them. And if he never had the gun, Wile might’ve actually stood a chance, but bringing it with him means that Wile has an actual way of permanently dying since he’s never shown to be immune to its effects and Tom can circumvent the anti-looney gun’s projectiles by either literally breaking through the 4th wall to escape into the real world like how Galactus evaded the Nullifier being used on him, or just reclaiming any of his lives in Hell if he does die anyway.

>>149029442 (OP)
Tom has
>9 actual lives
>self-resurrection in case he loses all of them
>busted 4th wall hax that’s superior to even the likes of fucking Popeye
>xianxia mobile game scaling

Yeah, I don’t see Wile winning at all.

>>149029799
>>busted 4th wall hax that’s superior to even the likes of fucking Popeye
There’s no way that Tom can break the 4th wall better than Popeye can lmao

Do the PPG even have any good feats? This is relevant to Dexter vs Jimmy potentially too since the Justice League expies in Dexter were also in PPG, so that could help him a lot if so.

>>149029809
Tom has quite literally broken out of a TV screen just to chase after Jerry, and in a bumper, he literally jumped out of another TV screen, snapped his fingers, and the entire living room of the real world instantly transformed into a cartoon version of itself.

Popeye’s 4th wall breaks only occurred WHILE Popeye was still occupying the medium he was on; like holding the film strip together or punching the artist who was drawing him, he only did those because he was still inhabiting them respectively. Tom on the other hand isn’t reliant on any of that.

>>149029814
That depends. Are we giving them crossover stuff as well?

>>149029778
>"ha ha your regeneration nullifying gun didn't instantly kill me so I wi-"
>Tom seconds later since composite WB scaling > Xianxia scaling

>>149029851
>composite WB scaling
Yawn. Didn't all of DC get GAPED by some Japanese twink last episode? Now it's the Chinese's turn.

DEATH BATTLE
HAL
VS.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN

I'm afraid of Elephants

>>149029634
This goofy goober again.

Post YFW it turns out Tom might've not even needed the Gacha scaling

>>149029865
dumb dumb composite WB includes Tom and Jerry

>>149029851
>*snap*

Oh, you mean THIS WB scaling?

A reminder that Shitmon got old in the end. Therefore, even a street level character like Jewelry Bonney can solo the entire Gayren Lagann verse on her own without a single fight.

>>149029938
If you want to go by this logic Wile is a really low tier toon who'd get GAPED by CHADom anyway

>>149029865
>twink

What is the strongest medium in all fiction?

>>149029971
Lordgenome lived for hundreds of years and probably would have been immortal if he didn't willingly sacrifice himself

>>149029938
>composite WB scaling
If you’re going to be referring to Space Jam: A New Legacy, you should know that even with Serververse shenanigans that this is only exclusive to the Looney Tubes specifically as they can only access a single computer in a WB office in order to escape into the real world. Tom doesn’t have to do that since we know he can just jump out of any screen if he wishes to.

>>149029971
everyone gets old dumbass it came free with your fucking mortality

>>149029981
Reminder: The chick in front of him got BLACKED by the anti-spiral and worships a dead guy. KWAB!

>>149029982
>hololive
kiss retard

>>149029973
>tier toon
post any official piece of Looney Tunes media that gives tiers of power to toons

>>149029851
>”Nice try, Wile, but you should know that I can just go and get back my 9 lives from the afterlife, right?”

>>149029982
>battleboarders lack the attention span to actually read them to check for accuracy or antifeats or anything they could easily throw at SHITmics or SHITnime
>all statements which means they're way easier to show than feats
>has all the ABSOLUTE KINGS of battleboarding, including xeelee, xianxia, lovecraft, and more
>even anime characters like simon borrowing the power of a single supplementary CHADelization casually BTFO'd the entirety of DC
CHADovels are the obvious answer.

>>149029982
WHY THE FUCK IS HOLOLIVE THERE

>>149030026
Okay, but Vtubers are still partiallyreal people that interact with the real world, and are thus above fiction by default.

>>149030007
Daffy and Bugs are treated as consistently the most powerful toons. Wile is a joke who gets fodderized by a mid tier toon like Roadrunner. Well actually Roadrunner doesn't even fight back 99% of the time and Wile just screws himself.

>>149029885
Whos this

>>149029606
fuckoff listroon

>>149030044
Yeah but Kim Jong Un is 100% real so he solos all vtubers

>>149029992
Superman is immortal and lives to outlast the universe itself. This mortal lifespan thing sounds like a jobber problem to me.

>>149030057
>still not posting official media giving tiers

>>149030092
Yeah but what if you stabbed him with Kryptonite when he isn't looking

>>149030112
kys

>>149029982
Novels or comics

>>149029982
>Ben 10
He loses his powers if you take away his omnitrix and he can easily get killed
>Bill
He got punched by Stan and died
>Rick
Just shoot him and you win
>Joker
Just shoot him with a gun
Easy BTFOs

so how in the hell did this thing job to a giant drill when dr doom and even darkseid got fucked by it.

>>149029982
>anime
>has a vidya character
>novels
>doesn't include any strong novel characters

>>149030149
didn't it job to the Justice League which caused Perpetua to be freed?

>>149030131
>posts a strawman instead of posting proof

>>149030013
>does this 9 more times

>>149030165
You literally just proved that it’s not a strawman by doing what the strawman was doing.

>>149030168
>comes back again

>>149029982
Novels by far.

>>149030175
I posted a reaction image. Not a strawman.

Even then, a strawman against someone else’s strawman isn’t proving anything. It’s up to the original person to defend their point, of which anon did not.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Believe in the Tom who believes in you

>>149030189
The strawman is that you refuse to accept the proof he provided because it’s not in the specific format that you like, even though it still disproves your argument. And your post consists of you rejecting his breakdown of your fallacious tactic because it’s not the “proof” you asked for, even though he not only gave proof, but also proved why your specific format of proof you request from him is bullshit and cannot be used to reject the proof he gave you.

You don’t actually “prefer” or “need” that specific format; you’re intentionally asking for an impossible format based on semantics so you can pretend the proof doesn’t exist, even though it was already given to you.

>>149030149
Because Simon is above DC, so instead this supposed win con was a 3 second by product of an attack.

>>149029993
Canon kek

>>149029538
More recent retcons include hal being jewish and pansexual.
But alas, if you want to blame someone, blame the guardians for allowing kids to participate in the corps. No wonder the fatality rate was so high pre hal years...

>>149030259
Gurren Lagann is built different

Bring me horus

>>149030149
Kyle is that pathetic. Had raven fought simon, none of that would've happened

>>149030149
Db nerfed the source wall to only affecting dc characters

Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman would all beat Simon.

>>149030336
…’s steak to perfect tenderness, to serve to him for dinner.

>>149030336
Nah they are all weaker than Kyle rayner lol. Kyle is the strongest dc character

Anti monitor would actually kick white lanturn kyles ass. Idkwtf db was saying

>>149030351
How cute

>>149030380
Kyle would one shot all of the endless and lucifer moringstar at the same time. He would trounce the pressence and the spectre.

>>149030398
She kills him before he understand what's happening.

>>149030408
Kyle can resist death hax from Conceptual beings. With the life equation he's the most powerful dc character. Don't question me db said so by putting him above or on par the anti monitor

>>149030351
Not even the strongest Power Ring user

>>149030246
>The strawman is that you refuse to accept the proof he provided because it’s not in the specific format that you like, even though it still disproves your argument
Nigger, he posted no proof what the fuck are you talking about

>>149030246
You know, it’s really funny how you defend this faggot and say the word “proof” times, and yet provide nothing to show for it.

>>149030426
Superman at his lowest and oldest would destroy Anti-Monitor. No moral Batman captured Monitor, his brother. And Wonder Woman beaten his mommy's power.

Simon vs kyle was the strongest anime character against the strongest comic book character...

>>149030454
White lanturn Kyle would solo everybody involved during the crisis on infinite earths event

>>149030426
If he resisted death, how come he die and ran out of juice in his ring? SuperGod on the otherhand, faced True DEATH and won

>>149030458
Their battle paled in comparison to galactus vs unicron, where mind you swank fellated big g than no other.

A reminder that the threat the Gurren Lagann universe faced, the spiral nemesis or whatever it was called, was a galaxy-level threat at best. Simon's climatic final battle against the Anti-Spiral, where they both clash with each other with those two giant drills, was no bigger than the Milky Way galaxy in a metaphorical playground for LARPing that displays a bunch of fake, galaxy-sized models of universes to the audience that Simon and the Anti-Spiral can interact with. This is canon and facts, btw.

>>149030469
He wouldn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ie5ZnKFbM
Holy FUARK

>>149030469
He would job like a bitch, like always do

>>149030474
>Galactus was trapped in the Source Wall
>Simon blows through that wall so easily, he couldn’t even tell it was anything more than a normal wall
Uh huh…

I kinda hate how a lot of comic book discussion is just "this character beats that one who beat that other one above him who scales to a certain cosmology from an issue that happened 50 years ago"
Yeah. No shit Goku can't beat that guy.

Why do the Janitors keep deleting these threads?

>>149030488
Death Battle would NEVER!

THIS IS SO BADASS

>>149030495
>things that never happened
Anyway big g beats both simon and kyle even if they fused

>>149030380
These characters do nothing and have no place in the cosmology. The Endless are almost like a side fan-fiction project that doesn't hold up when compared to the main comics.

>>149029982
Bait image. Deliberately made with characters that have no place on it.

>Cartoon
>Rick
Rick Sanchez gets beaten up by normal people with no powers or special attributes. Bill Cipher lost to Kids with no powers or special attributes. He'd stand no chance against someone like Reed Richards.

>>149030488
https://youtu.be/l-XnYD6wjhc?feature=shared&t=428

No fucking way

>>149030536
… beats their steaks, that is.

>>149030581
I wanted Rick to win because Dr.Who is gay and black

>>149029851
hey wait that reminds me
>at the end of SJ: A New Legacy Bugs Bunny fucking dies and gets his code erased essentially meaning his entire being is gone
>he regenerates back fine in the real world with the only explanation being "I'm a toon doc"

>>149030608
no he's a woman again, black Doctor never even got to fight a Cybernan or Dalek

>>149030581
>wins Death Ba-AAEEEEEIIIIII

>>149030581
Reminder that Rick Sanchez lost a fight and was nearly killed by this random powerless Teenage Cat Girl.

>>149030581
>hates Christianity
>loses Death Battle
Based

>Jesse, did you plant that car bomb into Lagann’s pilot seat like I asked?
>Good. No, he’s not a kid anymore, don’t worry about that.
>Skylar?
>It’s over. I won.

>>149030581
>>149030634
I was honestly never a fan of this one. I already didn't like the matchup but the fight was pretty meh.

Fact:
Your favourite character cannot overcome Wonder of U

>>149030756
My favorite character is Gappy

>>149030764
plot armor victory

>>149030756
You can overcome WoU pretty easily, all you have to do is just attack him while verbally stating (and coping) that you aren't actually attacking him.
God WoU was such a shit stand and part

>>149030777
LMAOOOOOOOO

>>149030685
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>149029442 (OP)
The ppg stomp on this one. The fairies have your regular 2hu bullshit, but theirs isn't even one of the most bullshit ones, not even combined.

>>149030776
The sad part is that it literally was
>WoU was already demonstrated to work with even just the intent to attack, many many times
>so it didn't matter if Josuke had some bullshit quantum physics move he pulled out of literal thin air that would let the attack actually connect on Tooru, even just the intent to use Go Beyond would have triggered WoU
>it didn't, because...it just didn't, okay
>not to mention you have characters like Kei that get torn to shreds without even trying to attack or pursue Tooru but Josuke who's on the offensive for 30 chapters against him never suffers more than minor injuries the entire time
I hope it still GAPES 096 but my spite for WoU and how badly it ruined the ending of part 8 does come close to my revulsion for SCP

>>149030789
I disagree on it being a stomp but yeah the ppg win without too much difficulty

>>149030756
>Weakness is the beyond
I can name over 10 character from the top of my head that can beat Wonder of U.

Beyonder, Simon, Superman, Jin Woo, Saitama, Saiki K, Cloud, Shulk, Godzilla, Uncle Grandpa

>>149030756
He gets corrupted by the chaos gods

>>149030756
wonder of u has an explicit weakness that's... a bit rare, but not too hard to come by

I love women so much

>>149030897
Favorite character?

>>149030905
KINGtos

>>149030897
Butch...

>>149029513
When the shitposting gets too high, the Zeno button gets pressed.

>>149030814
There are regular mortals who can resist the Chaos Gods. Usually the people who succumb to Chaos are ones who live horrible lives and are offered something better than what they have, which is usually a lie.

>>149030799
I hate Tooru and WoU hype is gay, I’d rather see him fraudchecked

>>149030789
the three fairies are literally jobbers, they lose in their own damn game too
the only thing they have gunning for them is that they'll just resurrect at the end of the day and probably forget about the fight to go do some pranks

>>149030810
All that shit and he would lose to Simon

Has the DEATH BATTLE Dr. Strange vs Goku thread been deleted?
He had this image.

>ability copier matchup
>it's just two retards whose powers do nothing because all they can do is copy the ability to copy the ability to copy

>>149031084
…’s love interests Yoko and Nia either or both of whom would infect him with Kamina’s AIDs

>>149031078
it's cirno's game, the three fairies are the villains there

>>149031236
that doesn't make them not jobbers, they're basically just there to make Cirno look like the strongest fairy (and for all of them to look retarded, which they are)

>>149031238
what, a jobber is supposedly a strong character who loses to make others look better. cirno being stronger is an established fact, they didn't "job" cirno just defeated them because that's the expected outcome

>>149031248
(continuing)
marisa losing to cirno in the same game is actual jobbing, albeit an intentional one on marisa's part since she was just playing with cirno

>>149030304
And yet they have no feats of doing this. Looks like Kratos wins again.

>>149031308
/thread
Literally no coming back from this opus of a feat.

>>149031308
I swear DB really just wanted Kratos to have 1 win since he jobbed so badly against Spawn

>>149029982
>Ben 10
holy glaze

>>149031308
light can get annoying

>>149031340
Honestly I think the real answer is that the match in particular got fucked by the show dying. It was clearly being worked on already given DevilArtemis had footage of it ready for the Kickstarter but it wasn't part of the first 4 matches, the intro he made has nothing to do with the rest of the fight, and the researchers on the official Discord alluded to the episode being production hell a few times. Hard to say exactly what happened but it seems clear that episode was basically salvaged from the bits they had.

>>149030691
They should’ve just done Rick vs Reed.

*Pant* Phew...Using the Jedi Mind Trick to make all of the dragonball characters literally fuck each other to death used up nearly 25% of my power...

>>149031412
Yeah 100% the case. If you consider what DA is most often doing in his animation, you would see why Kratos (especially Norsetos) was too much for anything beyond the test animation we got for the episode.
This is before we even get to the sheer amount of resolution difference between Kratos and Asura. Just Kratos' face model has more polygons than Asura's entire model. This makes Asura's movement easier to make animations for that Kratos of course, but it also has the side effect of making imperfections harder to spot in Asura's.
To do a good Kratos animation you would need some motion tracking software, which is expensive.
We don't even really know what the pipeline for the episode looked like, so DA could have been cramming the animation out at the last minute for all we know.

>>149031467
Uh, Luke, they were doing that before you got here....

>>149029538
Honestly given how people have concieved 'Height of Consent' and 'Chest of Consent' to call people liking legal adult women cosplaying as flat short adult anime character "pedo bait", arguing about fictional ages is almost as pointless as trying to convince Narutofags to stop wanking their verse's stats.

>>149031467
Yuuzhan Vong

>>149031412
>>149031471
I would assume it was just like
>Match got second on the tournament
>They decide to do it in addition to Tom vs Wile since it's popular
>Start working on it and have the drafts of an animation down and have begun research
>Show dies
>Kickstarter happens
>They use it as a stretch goal with the small test animation DA had already made as a showcase
>His pipeline breaks down and he basically has to restart everything
>Shit
>Research is still unfinished so have to pull out Wanktos to avoid a shitshow
>Need to rush out the episode so they have something for the 2025 premiere
>DA makes a last minute alt ending to hopefully quell backlash
>Episode comes out as you see it
They mentioned that Ghost Rider vs Spawn was the first episode that was entirely decided on and worked on after the Kickstarter happened with no work done prior, so it seems like Kratos vs Asura was basically stuck in a weird in-between state where some work was done on it pre-Kickstarter but not enough for it to actually be completed as intended.

>>149031467
Mere parlor tricks!

>>149031494
Essentially it seems like
>Bardock vs Omni-Man and Joker vs Giorno were both mostly complete and just needed to be finalised
>Bowser vs Eggman just needed the animation finished
>Probably same with Among Us vs Fall Guys
>Kratos vs Asura had nothing actually finished, just the bones
>Ghost Rider vs Spawn was the first episode to be completely new
>Tom vs Wile had research done before the show died but was being saved for later, which ended up benefiting it in the long run

SuperGODS......we are here to STAY!!!

>>149031707
>Super is returning in July
>Superman movie drops in July
ROUND 4 OF THE OPUS IS COMING!

>>149031011
>>149031707
>D-Dont you worry superchads, s-superman's movie will sell a billion dollars and our new reboot will sell bazillions!

>>149031824
I am split, no matter if Superman does well or not, there will be groups of the most annoying people celebrating the failure or success of it as an avenue for spiting a group.

>>149031707
Where's Goku's left leg?

>>149029661
Not They don't, that's literally the most noteable thing about the character.

>>149031843
I thought the same thing lol

DOMAIN EXPANSION

SUPER SPIRAL UNIVERSE

>>149031860
Galaxy level fodder verse

lol. lmao.

>>149031467
>But master Obi Wan, I didn't do anything.

>>149031881
>>149031308
Peak battleboarding behaviour.

>>149030469
Would have?
Didn't he literally job during that event??

>>149031485
You aren't supposed to know about this.

I can't wait for us to get through the kickstarter eps. I miss the sense of mystery. Now we know all the shit that's happening

>>149031843
Well it is a reference to the scene of the Father Son Kamehameha where Goku is ghosty.

>>149029982
Reminder that Nenechi is the most powerful being on that chart.

>>149031308
Asissyrabros we can't refute this...

>>149029982
>comic
>superman
lol

>>149031308
Despite all the spiral powers Simon has never been able to pull this off. And likely never will... So sad.

What character has the most “good” MUs? For me, it’s Homelander:
>Yujiro
>All Might
>Tighten
>D-Day Knight
>Adam
>Red Keeper
>Iron Patriot
>Hancock
>Syndrome
>Makima

>>149029538
>>149029637
To add to this is not like Hal goes awooga the second she has boobs, She still has to convince him.

>>149031850
The writers sure like to ignore that, now a days they act like she always was a grown woman green lanter.

>b-but she was mentally 13!
ALL women are mentally teenagers until they hit 50. If we followed the “law” to its logical conclusion, then humanity would go extinct.

>>149032033
Favorite character?

>>149032033
>until they hit 50.
My mom has mentally regressed as she's gotten older and now I feel like she's my irresponsible sibling, so I don't even know if that's true.

>>149032048
Simon Baz

Yeah at first, I was unsure who I think was going to win Tom/Wile. I want Tom to win and thinking it over I think it's like 90% in his favor.

From what I've seen so far one Wile's side, many are banking on "Muh higher Cosmology" but that doesn't mean shit in a Toon fight like this. Death Battle will likely equalize stats since they can both do whatever the fuck they want so it's going to come down to other factors like arsenal, smarts, competence etc. This is why I think Tom just takes it easily now. Most people agree he's Wittier, his arsenal won't backfire on him 50% of the time and he has ways of getting around the anti looney gun if it comes into play like duplicating himself or just redirecting it at Wile

>>149031909
At the very least Ismahawk's episode will be a surprise, and possibly Torrian's too.

>>149032110
Any outcome that isnt Coyote fucking himself over, getting bamboozled, or getting btfo by his own gear is wrong

>>149032033
Little girls mentally mature faster than little boys, apparently because of hormones or some shit, what the fuck are you talking about?
Specially here were the average poster has the mental age of a toddler

>>149032110
>From what I've seen so far one Wile's side, many are banking on "Muh higher Cosmology"
Aren’t both of these characters part of the same universe?

>>149032131
Most women believe that emotions are more important than logic until they have decades’ worth of experience to prove them wrong.

>>149032131
NTA anon but I'm pretty sure he's trying to defend Hal Jordan

You ever mishear lyrics in the Death Battle songs?
In Final Formers I misheard:
Violent designs meet violent ends
as:
Temptation draws just like a noose
Or maybe misheard isn't quite right. I heard it wrong and then filled in the gaps with what I thought would make sense.

Is Simon the visual representation of bullshitting yourself to victory

>>149032209
Disregarding emotions altogether is also retarded, and even illogical if you think about it.
There's a reason why men kill themselves more on average.
There needs to be a balance

>>149032269
Yes, more crudely he's the representation of that kid who goes nuh-uh at everybody on the playground so nobody has fun

>>149032269
He is the visual representation of being a Galactus victim

>>149029637
Hal MELTDOWNdan…

>>149030479
>Simon's climatic final battle against the Anti-Spiral, where they both clash with each other with those two giant drills, was [desperate HEADCANON]
kek

>>149029993
>>149030283
>Kylejeet melty

>>149030370
>melta

Post Warrior-GOD losing a debate

>>149032284
>>149032293
someone is sour

>>149032269
He’s the visual representation of GAPING DC and Marvel at the same tome.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>>149029982
Where's Yogiri?

Can Wario do anything against Jo'on's NFT scaling?

>>149032397
no one cares i'm sorry

>>149032397
>NFT scaling
Unironically makes her weaker than fiction since anyone can just save the image without needing to pay a single cent.

>>149032379
makes me wonder how Team Dai-Gurren would fare in either of those universes. not just from a powerscaling standpoint, but if any of the heroes would be chill with them.

>>149032269
Post SHITmon doing this without a mech.

>>149032269
he's the visual representation of making up statements and then accusing everyone else of the same

>>149032426
They get along with most protagonist groups in Super Robot Wars, even with huge clashes of personalities between series like Getter Robo Armageddon, Gundam, Code Geaas and Votoms.

>>149032209
emotions ARE more important than logic. even when someone says "heh i'm right because facts and logic agree with me" they are still appealing to emotions

>>149032444
He can literally spawn the mech from thin air, why would that matter?

>>149032426
Depends on how accepting everyone would be of Spiral Power, DC heroes would probably let them slide since it acts like Green Lantern rings on a much more powerful scale, if Spiral Nemesis actually happens instead of being an impossible to overcome apocalypse it would be treated as a crisis event that’s eventually overcome like Blackest Night, Marvel would likely be a lot more wary given that there’s no galaxy spanning organization that wields a similar kind of power and how much bullshit Marvel humans will eagerly inflict on themselves to get rid of anything that reeks of being a mutant.

>>149032462
>admits that the can't do it without his mech
Yup.

>>149032461
>"heh i'm right because facts and logic agree with me" they are still appealing to emotions
You are correct, but that's a bad thing and further exemplifies emotions conflating fact and opinion. So its not really an argument in emotion's favor.

>>149032445
>this mad over a single clarification about throwable universes from the creator

>>149032444
>Absorbs an entire multiverse without any robots

>>149032482
>doesn't post a combat feat
KEKYPOW!! Weak jobber without his mech.

>>149032426
>>149032468
Marvel heroes put up with Hulk still even though he can lead to a multiversal bad end.

>>149032444
>>149032492
>>149032462
didn't he turn his hand into a drill. obviously he's not entirely vulnerable or defenseless outside of GL. we even see it happen in the death battle.

>>149032482
FUARK, Superman and Goku both only have a single UNIVERSAL feat as an outlier…….

>>149032497
To be fair I don't think anyone has canonically seen this besides the Leader.

>>149032503
Post him throwing galaxies without his mech.

>>149032518
Why

>>149032518
can you post superman or goku doing that?

>>149032518
I CAN'T.......

>>149032523
I-I-I-I……..

>>149032523
F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

I think absorbing a multiverse is more impressive than throwing universes, personally.

>>149032518
Fuck off spic.

>>149032523
You weren't supposed to ask that...

>>149032523
I FUCKING CAN’T OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING SAY BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN’T GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>ITs to the cockpit and karate chops Simon in half
Yup.

>>149032269
He’s the visual representation of my husbando

>>149032553
Post Goku ITing over the distance of an entire universe.

>>149032553
>Goku ITs to the cockpit and simon punches him to death

>>149032468
If Spiral Power existed in Marvel and DC, most heroes would have it in some capacity, and Green Lanterns probably would never exist. So most of them would be somewhat on Simon’s level if they had access to it.

>>149032558
I-I-I-I…………..

>>149032558
Literally everytime Goku ITs to King Kai.

WTF is ass ketchup gon' do?

>>149032558
I think the farthest Goku It'd is Earth to Beerus Planet? No idea how far that is though

>>149032526
>>149032532
>>149032538
>>149032541
YOU POSSESS NEITHER UNIVERSAL FEATS, NOR GALAXY FEATS, NOR PLANETARY FEATS!!! DOES YOUR HERO POSSESS THE SHEER STRENGTH TO DEFEAT US? DO THEY?!?! WE SAY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! NOT AT ALL!!!

>King Kai
You mean he teleports over the distance of a planet?

>>149032482
>>149032492
Wouldn’t absorbing a multiverse involve killing everyone in that multiverse via converting them into Spiral Power?

>>149032553
Canon.

Bring me Goku.

>>149032580
CANOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149032582
Otherworld is infinite in size and separate from space.

>WAKEY WAKEY, SIMON!
>TOO BAD YOU DON’T SLEEP IN YOUR MECH, AIN’T IT KID?

>

>>149032629
Holy FUARK, it’s 0FEATS100SCALINGren…….

>>149032585
nah they're all safe and sound just compressed to core drill sized. like a multiverse existing in your thumbnail

>>149032578
Nothing. Yugi scales to Bobobo

>>149032635
Didn’t his aura shake a universe?

>>149032523
>odin did this
>thor has the full power of his father and surpassed him
BOOM

>>149032629
OH SHIT THE STRONGEST IS HERE

>>149032683
there are no galaxies or stars in that image

>>149032686
…to beat CHAMPIONmon’s dinner steak.

>>149032702
K,b,c.

>>149032518
I can't even post him throwing galaxies WITH the mech...

>>149032702
no

Kek Simonfags want to be Kratosposters so hard

>>149032702
>…to beat CHAMPIO-
DONE

Kek JOBtosfags wants to be SimonCHADS so bad

>>149032732
Post Kratos destroying anything bigger than a mountain

Get new jokes, for the love of god, i am begging you all.

>>149032693
How about this one?

>>149032741
Canon
>>149032732
Headcanon

>>149032732
Just wait until Hulk vs Godzilla, still Touhou jobbing to mountains was funny.
>>149032741
Kratos's strongest soldier doesn't compare to Simon's

Is jiren actually powerful or is he just the kratos of /dbs/ where he's gassed up ironically

>>149032772
Holy newBITCH.

>>149032772
newSISSY…

>>149032769
True because Warrior-Z is a retard.

>>149032732
This implies Kratosposter (singular) represented anything to strive towards in the first place.

>>149032772
Holy newBEAST

>>149032783
no I'm Kratos's strongest soldier

>>149032772
Holy oldCHAD!

KRATOSBROS WHAT THE FUCK DID BEN MEAN BY THIS
https://x.com/benbsinger/status/1002236756303822849

>>149032769
This was meant for this >>149032744 mb

>>149032792
Warrior-Z…

>>149032800
the first of the nu-games released that year which was shit

>>149032576
>couldn't find planet namek
>finds King Kai's planet quickly
Whatever distance that is, it is smaller than a universe

>>149032800
>Funimation is an official license holder for Dragon Ball
>Bruno approved of Kratos' Death Battle
>It is CANON and APPROVED by BOTH parties that Jiren STOMPS Kratos

>>149032800
KRATOSSISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW

>>149032810
no I'm someone else

>>149032800
Kratoskeks…

>>149032772
He's at a very convenient spot where he happens to show up at a point when most of the fanbase's eyes were on him, and he was the strongest at that point.
But he's already been surpassed in both the movies and manga so he doesn't really represent anything but an incidental benchmark for anime-onlyfags.

>>149032819
OH NO NO NO NO NO GOKU ITS BEYOND UNIVERSES BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>149032819
>>149032837
he knew King Kai's energy signature but not the namekians

CHADren? The warden character of /dbs/.
CHADren vs CHADiator? The warden matchup of /dbg/.

>>149032865
Jiren wins

its almost insane how fucking rad FE becomes when there is blood involved.

When is the next FE MU (That is not shitty like GrovLucina)? When will nintendo make a M rated FE with blood? Will people recognize it as the third strongest Nintendo verse alongside Pokemon and Xenoblade?

>>149032750
holyfuckerino!!

>>149032869
...a beating.

>>149032873
>he's afraid of losing to a Pokémon creature

>>149032865
Jiren.

Yo te detendre.

>>149032836
you know it's pretty sad how the shadow dragons from gt had more depth than jiren who just... exists to be a final boss.

>>149032865
Didn't Gladiator get low-diffed by a calm Hulk?

>>149032873
Post anyone in Fire Emblem destroying a mountain.

>>149032882
Jiren... let me handle this one.

>>149032879
... A beaten steak by Gladiator. Sorry posted too early
>>149032873
Even with Gacha bullshit I would think stuff like Mario and Kirby would beat FE?

>>149032738
WELL-done? Jiren, we ordered medium-rare!

>>149032881
well maybe if Lucina had a pail of water she'd win

>>149032856
>all I need to do to find the planet is to find a ki similar to you (Piccolo's)
Racistku...

>>149032900
>[CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BESIDES FOOD]
DONE

>>149032900
kek

>>149032892
>2 minutes later
>J-Jiren-sama... d-did I beat him?

>>149032914
Yeah, your job in this restaurant is done, all right. I’m using Spiral Power to flood Yelp with infinite anonymous bad reviews all mentioning YOU by name. Say hi to the unemployment line, bucko.

>>149032923
beat who?

>>149032881
Its not that, Lucina isnt like my fave lord by any means.
But that matchup is just retarded future trunks derivative #232 and non canon vs canon.

In general i also dislike using fucking animals and making them fight people, its like saying that the person is as valuable as a literal wild beast in a battle.

>>149032891
Marth timeline - Grima Size scaling
Elibe - Fire Dragon turning continent to ash/ending winter scaling
Magvel - possible scaling to the Grado destroying earthquake.
Tellius - 1/2 Ashunera scaling
3 Houses - Byleth slashes thru a mountain, Flood, Javelins of Light.
Engage - Low end evil dad raises islands - high end Heroes scaling

Heroes - Book 4 layered universal manip, infinite timeline multiverse, Hel queen of hel becoming stronger with every death in infinite worlds, TMS scaling

TMS - Dual realm earthquake by Medeus / SMT scaling

>>149032898
I mean, kirby has zero evidence of infinite timelines and Mario doesn't reach the TMS#FE scaling or the Book 4 layered dream feats.

>>149032900
KEKYPOW!

>>149032926
>Yeah, [STILL CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BESIDES FOOD]
DONE

>>149032931
I'm not seeing a mountain.

Post FATren not eating an entire year’s worth of hamburgers in a single day.

>>149032898
Also neither Mario or kirby resist having their performa (potential for expression) drained by Itsuki's Power of the Lord.

He can just point and boom, you become depressed and deprived of willpower.

>>149032944
Ill have a mountain for you later.

>>149032940
get back in the kitchen. if there's one thing Simon and Goku would agree on it's that Steak is better when it's rare

>>149032940
>>149032923
>>149032927
>>149032892
I've deprived the ice fairy of her 6 senses. Now she is but a living corpse with my Heaven Dancing Ring.

It's your turn now, Jiren. Yo sere tu oponente, Shaka de Virgo.

>>149032971
we speak English here

Goddamn, Jiren's pure black orb eyes look so fucking TASTY.... I want to bite into them so bad....

>>149032981
Favorite fast food restaurant?

>>149032984
Hal’s Hotdog House (kids eat free!)

>>149032980
Lo siento no hablo ingles

>>149033014
basado

>>149033014
spic begone

>>149032984
I don't eat fast food, I eat only the finest of meals

All of my tiering comes from statements and scaling....

>>149033051
Literally everyone...

>>149033051
good for you anon

>>149029814
>>149029845
https://youtu.be/PnLjFGO_Pn8?si=P9Vsr9foJlp4wiut

If we go crossovers, it’s canon Dexter nto only caught the Roadrunner but ate him

I... AM FAT!!!

>>149033051
Anon...

>>149033051
Kratos…

>>149033061
anon nobody gives a shit

>>149033060
How have I never seen this

>>149033061
Thinnest 4chan user....

>>149033061
Kratos…

>>149033051
Simon...

>>149033076
I saw it all the time on CN when I lived in Peru as a kid

>>149033061
Jiren…

>>149033060
>doesn't show him catching the Road Runner
FRAUDter trying to video spice to make it seem like he won

>>149033051
DC…

>>149033051
Dragon Ball…

>>149032769
>Touhou jobbing to mountains was funny.
Meanwhile in canon:
>This Mini-Hakkero is a magical item I made when Marisa left her parents' home. Even though it's small, it has extraordinary firepower. It can reduce a single mountain to ashes. I guess it can also be used for heating, experiments, combat, and more.
This is Rinnosuke describing the capabilities of Marisa's Mini Hakkero in curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 6.
And said item isn't even something special in universe, just like Marisa isn't anywhere close to the top tiers in power.

>[Main character] isn’t anywhere close to the top tiers
Huh?

>>149033126
so does it do that to a mountain visually?

>>149033135
Marisa is a Deuteragonists at best, Reimu is consistently above her and Marisa needs to put in the effort to keep up with her and train like crazy to beat her a few times
>>149033138
Curiosities of Lotus Asia is a Book anon, the mountain scaling for the Mini Hakkero makes sense when compared with the rest of the feats for the series

1 gay bull vs 300 lesbian cows
who wins?

>>149033083
>Peru
There you go. I recall there being a LatAm bumper for EEnE with Ed and May kissing/frenching and Ed taking her jawbreaker for himself while Eddy and Double D die watching

>>149033126
also marisa doesn't even need the mini-hakkero. it's a tool, not her power source

>>149033164
My HERO would regenerate from that BTW
>>149033162
Gay bull

So... Can anyone explain why statements are bad?
If a character is described as X level by his author why should we disregard his words?

>>149029778
Given that Wile E. Coyote;s main gimmick is that whatever product he buys from Acme, or whatever tool or scheme he otherwise uses, backfires on him; it would make sense that Tom would just trick Wile E. into firing on himself, and then finishing him off then and there

>>149033185
Because anons fear KINGtos's full power.

>>149029489
There is one issue of "The Brave and the Bold" where Hal and Supergirl team up, Supergirl is really thirsty for Hal cock, and Hal has to think to himself repeatedly "She's 17, she's 17, she's 17" to not fuck her right then and there.

>>149032197
>Aren’t both of these characters part of the same universe?
Sort of. That interpretation only exists exclusively for Looney Tunes alone but weirdly enough, Tom and Jerry happen to be the small exception to that. It mostly comes down to too many inconsistencies between what the Looney Tunes can do and what Tom and Jerry are able to do. Space Jam has established the Serververse stuff where all of the WB properties inhabit the same “realm” but the Tom and Jerry movie literally has them just inhabiting alongside real people in the real world despite their obvious cartoon existence. While I do think they share the same realm, both properties just too fundamentally different nature to really pit them in the same universe.

>>149033168
She does need it if she want to use Master Spark since it's the focus she uses to cast the spell through, but you're right that many of her other spells are unrelated to it.

>>149033185
Because BITCHtos has never destroyed a mountain.

Bros....

>>149032197
No, not really. Sure they've been both owned by WB for a while, but the Loony Tunes are their own dedicated setting, and they rarely ever crossover with the formerly MGM-owned Tom & Jerry

>>149033239
But if Superman can’t beat up all the meanie edgy Chudmans then how can he be self righteous and lecture them about how to be docile liberal lgbt role models?

CAAAAAAANOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

>>149033239
>this is the fucking stupidest fucking conversation
bros…

>>149033260
>replies to a post with literally no mention of liberalism or lgbt
>AHHHH GAYSGAYSGAYSGAYSGAYS
Favorite character?

>>149033239
>Because I'll just go out and write Kratos, who can destroy you with a wink. And I win. I win all the fights forever.

>>149033260
>SUPERCHADSUPERCHADSUPERCHADSUPERCHADSUPERCHAD

>>149033239
he should make a Godman movie

>>149033271
Yukari of course!

>>149033271
Son Goku obviously!

>>149033271
General Koslov!!!

>>149032158
>PORNADDICTIONren

>>149033271
Simon, naturally!

My HERO could NEVER...

>>149033307
He-Man and Lion-O in this animation are unironically more visually impressive than anything in Touhou.

>>149033271
Kyle Rayner duh!

>>149033271
Clearly SuperCHAD!

>"My character solos most of fiction"
Yeah no shit, because most fiction is smut women read in books or watch on TV that is at best black and white monster movie level.

>>149033271
Ben Tennyson, obviously!

>>149032873
I will shout for Rhea vs Emet Selch until my dying days

>>149033060
Why was this made? They literally skipped the good part.

>>149033057
…except Asura…

>>149033411
Post Asura destroying a universe without using statements.

>>149033431
Nobody argues Asura can destroy universe though.

>>149033466
Damn what are people doing putting this BITCH up against Beerus then?

>>149033466
Just because we haven't seen him do it doesn't mean he can't. I'm confident Asura is a multi-multiverse buster, just from lore alone.

>>149030777
DESU Kato was the only one who figured it out. The problem is Wonder of U had Biggie's immortality and would've killed everyone if Go Beyond hadn't been able to kill him.

>>149031222
Ugh. The kylefag again. Nia never met Kamina. He died one week before she met the others.

>>149032732
Attention seeking faggots will attention seek.

>>149033492
Mostly because thematic reasons, I guess. Beerus stat stomps unless Asura is given the chance to grow and catch up.
>>149033503
I know you’re joking and using the DB meme logic. Asura not a multiverse buster and rarely anybody ever uses his lore. They could, but it’s mostly in response to Kratosfags being disingenuous with their scaling so people just bring up that Asura beat someone “omnipotent”.

>>149031308
Funniest thing is apparently Helios didn't die from losing his head.

>>149032269
His entire story is a fantasy concocted and lived out in his head after Kamina died. Simon became Kamina and fullfilled his dream in fantasy while curled in a ball crying. It even ends with cope as to why he lives homeless and alone. It's a giant schizo allegory kek

>>149031308
h-hayai!

>>149033564
>YOU'RE DEAD BEERUS but only after I'm done growing stronger so can you please just stay still and wait until my strength is equal to yours

>>149033610
>Literal fanfiction

>>149033626
Someone argued that Beerus does play with his food, so if he actually lets Asura grow enough to close the gap before he gets serious then it’s actually a fight. Otherwise, Asura is immediately dismantled.

>>149033466
Some use the weird moment where Asura punches Naraka to get universal Asura, otherwise there's scaling to Chakravartin who was destroying the universe and then made it anew passively

>>149033610
Canon.

>>149033610
??????????????

>>149033610
>>149033663
>RTH

>>149033661
I’ve never seen the Naraka statement but I get where the Chakravartin scaling comes from, I forgot about that. Though can we really call that a pure statement since we do see he was centered way extremely far from Gaea and appears to be sucking in the surrounding galaxies. The implication would be that he is destroying the universe.

>>149033239
Gunn sounds like a bitch lmao

>>149033672
One (You) on my screen, crybaby.

>>149033661
>breasts in the dialogue box
What?

>>149033666
What confounds you so, Satan?

>>149033672
Canon.
>>149033720
Headcanon.

>>149033672
>>149033741
>RTH
>needyposting
KEKAROOOO!

>>149033239
>Because I'll just go out and write Simon, who can destroy you with a wink. And I win. I win all the fights forever.

>>149033658
didn't he erase Torishima instantly

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS ADARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS ADARK HAIREDBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
>BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO ALATINXBABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THATBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSPICFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

>needyspam
We broke the benpedo so bad lmao

>>149033797
KEKYPOW!

>>149033797
Kek I remember when Kyle said this

>>149031824
>>D-Dont you worry superchads, s-superman's movie will sell a billion dollars and our new reboot will sell bazillions!
Dragon ball super hero was the definition of flopped, even by anime movie standards, sit down goku tard.
Superman's movies also sell relatively 600m more.

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

>>149033797
K,b,c.

We are several weeks into the Tom vs Coyote debate and we're still on the cuck shit from something that's already concluded
Reddit has been having a field day photoshopping the two doing every single U.S felony for agenda and pure love of the game, what are we doing?

>>149032562
Canon.

>>149033874
Unfortunately my entire VERSE got gaped by an anime twink and it MINDBROKE me…….

>>149033874
Troonforce is boring and lacks debate potential. Call me when we get to Yujiro vs Homelander.

>>149033874
Toonforce is boring for debates because it's just "lol funny" with maybe a hint of "yeah he scales to this"
Actual fun debates are the ones where people have stakes in characters they like and won't give up

>>149033874
I don’t wanna be like Reddit

>>149033874
If you like reddit so much, why don't you marry it?

>>149033892
>>149033912
>the trannies are angry at a nonexistent power
reminder that these fuckers are one of the strongest Looney Tunes characters purely because of strength and none of this nonexistent "they're funny so they win" shit

CHADdit WON

>>149033992
…the not constantly posting cuckshit competition

>>149033973
This means they scale above the fourth wall and gape all of fiction btw

>>149033992
…the steak-cooking competition.

>>149034017
>Contest 4KEK won after jobbing to Shartytroons out of NOWHERE

>>149029538
Hal was also trying not to get horny over a 17 year old super girl when he was in his 30s. Hal just likes em young

>>149033185
Because many series are very loose with statements while others are very literal.
Then you have shit like Saint Seiya where it starts as hyperbole (burning your cosmos likened to exploding universes) but then becomes literal (half the gold saints nearly destroying the universe with their combined power in the middle of the Hades arc).

>>149033874
I don't know what to discuss, they're both toons so whoever they decide toons harder wins

>>149034071
isn't the entire debate DC scaling vs Chinese mythology scaling?

The fight animation will be KINO regardless of who wins.

>>149032269
no, that would be Bobobo

>>149034084
it will be boring and it will FLOP

>>149033973
>>149034010
Didn’t they lose to cartoon antics anyways?

>>149033973
I remember Chuck Jones seething at this movie, saying that Bugs Bunny would just need 8 minutes to defeat the Monstars

>>149033973
>big burly monster men leering down at me
My asshole is kind of tingling...

>>149034106
no they lost to Micheal Jordon stretching his arm, prior to that they fucked Bugs up

>>149033874
It's /co/ which houses DCfags. Of course they'll still be seething over their weak cosmology getting bodied in its entirety by /m/

>>149034145
Composite Fiction…

>>149034092
>Kratos vs Asura out of NOWHERE

>>149034145
Simon...

>>149034145
Kyle Rayner…

>>149034092
...but enough about Simon vs Kyle.

>>149034086
Multiplication bros...

>>149033307
Archie Sonic the Hedgehog...

Which Pokémon vs Digimon matchup should they do next?

>>149034145
>>149034183
>>149034190
guhhhhhhh

>>149034092
>>149034166
>>149034195
ironically whenever anyone complained about nobody discussing any post Kratos vs Asura fight they got told the episode coming up would be a flop and then the opposite would happen, the exception to this was Simon vs Kyle which did get discussion but actually did flop compared to all the prior episodes
using this logic Tomyote will be a hit

>>149033727
It is machine translation, so there's a chance for synonym fuckery.

>>149033698
The game says Asura climbs one of the "endless" pillars of Naraka and then in the final fight Asura punches it and it breaks or something it's not clear, given the previous stage was on a galactic scale this would make sense from an escalation standpoint but it's too vague for my liking, besides Asura escaped the place way earlier in the story and I'm not giving that weaker version infinite speed or whatever

>>149034232
>infinite speed base Asura

>>149034221
None ever again. Pokemon got coddled hard ever since Nintendolts seethed at Red and Chsrizard getting mauled onestream. Literally every one of their fights afterwards has been a free win treating them with baby gloves against an intentionally nerfed opponent.

>>149034221
Necrozma vs zeed millenniummon

Sonic beats Goku btw

>>149034251
That's precisely why they should do one again. What's the strongest pokemon + trainer combo?

Kingtos beats /dbg/ btw

>>149033051
Uh oh, Doomsissies?

>adapts to beat Spiral Power and The Source
>this kills the Simon and Kylefags

>>149034251
In fairness, Goro didn’t really have much to pull from before the universal shit happened

>>149034221
Digimon is a dead franchise.

>>149034221
I'll handle this one with my giant hairy balls, step back Tai.

>>149034289
>copies that power +1

>>149029442 (OP)
Tom only got 9 lives. He's done.

>>149034195
…’s favorite punching bag Kratos vs Asura.

>>149034307
>adapts to it+2

>>149034296
Getting a new game in October.
Has virtual pets still being made.
Just finished up Adventure:.
Was present at Bandai Namco's presentation.
Just because you ignore it doesn't mean it's a dead series.

>>149034296
… that still beats the SHIT out of WEAKmon.

>>149034286
...'s laundry.

>>149034337
>no press
Zombie ip.

>>149034344
…’s steak.

>>149034337
Was literally at Playstation's State of Play. But you knew that, right?

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>>149034232
This is literally a reference to the speed feat DB gave to Sun Wukong, so I don't why they were selective like this.

>>149030488
God, Ben 10 is so cringe.

>>149034353
https://www.youtube.com/live/1bYaEtALe00?si=C0iEZR7Wdq1QdX7W&t=883
Was literally at Sony's State of Play. I don't blame you for not seeing it. Sony usually sucks at it's IP Wank Reveals

>>149034232
>given the previous stage was on a galactic scale this would make sense from an escalation standpoint but it's too vague for my liking
Yeah, I think an ironic downside in powerscaling the Chakravartin fight was that it’s literally all show, don’t tell. It’s open to interpretation what actually happened when Asura “breaks” Naraka.
>Asura escaped the place way earlier in the story and I'm not giving that weaker version infinite speed or whatever
The logic for the endless pillars is weird because I remember the game defining there being a bottom to it, since if Asura reaches the bottom his soul is finished. If it was actually endless, I still wouldn’t argue for infinite speed Asura since he clearly has different time spans each time he died for how long it takes to get out of Naraka. So he’s always some finite point away from the top. We already know he’s MFTL+ via Destructor and above so that’s completely fine.

>>149034289
>gets beat by spontaneous acid powers
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_Kid

>>149034289
it adapts to survive not to defeat. otherwise it would just immediately adapt to kill everything on earth since that's what it wants to do

>>149034337
To be fair, I'd wager most franchises look like they are dead compared to Pokemon.

>>149034273
Pokemon masters ex gives MC's the closest thing to canon teams along with legendaries I think the strongest would be the sun and moon protag with necrozma unless you assume the legends protag with the one Arceus fragment in their party is stronger

>>149033860
Kek, based, canon.

>>149034416
Pokemon hasn't had an original mainline game since 1996. It's literally a walking corpse. The spinoffs (Ranger, Snap, Stadium, Mystery Dungeon) is what people stick around for.

>>149034409
>Simon can't kill it because it casually out wills him
What a cuck.

>>149034439
SCPfags rely on fanfic feats don't even think of getting cocky

>>149034455
No SCP ever called my spiral galaxy a universe.

>>149034262
>coughing baby vs. hydrogen bomb

>>149034501
Zeed got jobbed out in adventure: should be more even if they use that version

>>149033797
Kek, based, canon.

>>149034600
>parroting
>needy RTH
What a cuck LMAO

>>149034221
Arceus VS Zeed maybe? Would probably be pretty boring visually though

>>149032821
I love how whether Bruno is the absolute authority on Lore or just a janitor 100% Depends on whether He is debunking Kratosfags or not.
If he's shittong on then he's just a janitor if he's saying something that indirectly supports them , he is the absolute Goat.Why are Kratosfags always Is such biased hoes?

>>149032158
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