Thread 149032158

Who would win?

Jiren has to be the luckiest fucker ever when it comes to exposure.

>>149032158 (OP)
Is a female kryptinian became a rapist could she move at faster than light speed and rape every adult human male on the planet at what would be basically the same time. Could she make every guy on the entire planet basically cum at the exact same time?

>>149032158 (OP)
>Jiren the GAY

>>149032158 (OP)
muh dick

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

bring me arceus

Is Meta Power the strongest?

>>149033318
hi kaijufag.

>>149034384
…’s steak, so I can SEASON it.

Bring me Frisk

>>149032158 (OP)
Renji grabs PG's TITS!!

>>149032169
His staying power is bizarre. He looks like Buu's gay musclebound uncle.

>>149034431
...so that I may smash his skull.

>>149032232
In theory yes

CHADren was there from the START!!

>>149034389
It is just crazy that Sony had nothing to show in terms of 1st Party at their presentation. Like of course Tokon was there, but it was such a big announcement that it counterintuitively overshadowed its own presentation.
God of War having its 20th Anniversary and zero news has got to sting too.

ENTERRRRRRRRRRR

Today I will remind them.

These threads are becoming nothing more than attempts to make /dbs/ threads on /co/. Please Destroy them Janitors and ban the posters.

>crying to the jannies
Must be a MarvelKEK.

>>149034469
Go to bed, Reimu.

>>149034479
Simon...

>>149034479
>SAME ME

>>149034479
Arceus...

>>149034479
>FUUCCKKK SAME ME STATEMENTS

>>149034479
Simon.....

>Simon, Luke Skywalker, Tom Cat, it is time for you all to take up the mantle of the feat kitchen. I have tenderized the meat all I can.
>My steak… is done…

>>149034495
>>149034502
I am phoneposting nigger, shut up.

>>149034512
>i am phoneposting nigger
Yes. Yes you are.

yabba...

>phonefaggot
kys

>>149034534
dabba...

>>149034512
missed an 'a' between 'am' and 'phoneposting'.

>>149034538
DOOO!!!!!

>>149034538
Don't!

>>149034510
Asura you can't go... not now... they need you to teach them how to perform feats first...

>>149034534
>>149034538
>>149034546
blessed thread

>>149034551
kys

>>149034538
>>149034534
Niggas don't know Yabba Doo.
https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Yabba-Doo

>>149032158 (OP)
Power Boobs > bald-headed fucks

>>149034579
Post Yabba Doo destroying a mountain.

>>149032169
Well consider his position in the story:
Super was building up to UI and Jiren was the showcase for it
Jiren STILL wins in the face of both the omen and mastered versions of the technique
It took Goku and Frieza teaming up to finally beat Jiren with a mutual ring out
That's not even getting into the more adjacent matters like the memes or Ultimate Battle or any number of other things
There's also just the matter that he is about as close as Dragon Ball would get to a Superman analogue. He's the strongest member of his team and he just powers through everything you could throw at him

>hits YOUR hero with the tomahawk that instantly kills things
>goes to fuck HIS wife, Jungle Tina

>>149034479
Everyone in DC…

>>149034479
DCbro btw don’t know if that matters.

>>149034473
Be careful what you wish for.

>Superman's new movie in July
>new Dragon ball project reveal in July
ICONS!!

>>149034611
>>149034600
SameBITCH...

>>149034461
Fuck you my drink came out my nose from laughing

>>149034624
Which JoyMecha Fight character is that? Sukapon?

>>149034479
We know DC.

>>149034611
>>149034623
SameBITCH AGAIN...

TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149034479
No need to state the obvious DCbro.

>>149034455
>Sherlock Holmes kicks 682 and it dies and never recovers and Wattson goes "wtf"
>>this text is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 license (or CC-BY-SA for short) credit to respective parties
Done.

>>149034648
>>149034649
statementbroken

>>149034648
>>149034659
>still sameBITCHing
Obsessed

Jannies get in here.

DC FLOPPED, JOBBED and LOST

>>149034473
>crying to the jannies
KWAB!

I won the last thread btw.

>>149034697
DCbro btw

>>149034697
CHADmon…

>>149034697
nah

>>149034694
Lose some weight fatso.

>>149034697
Kingtos...
>>149034689
Favorite series?

>>149034510
>By the gods this is awful! Let me show you how a true chef does it

>>149034699
...lost.

>>149034510
Look at how happy he is. He finally got to truly smile without wrath clouding his eyes and he could finally rest too. DB asking for a sequel was so monumentally retarded I wondered if they actually watched the DLC to the end.

>>149034697
Marisa...

>>149034757
… the biggest bitch of all time contest which was won by Kyle Rayner.

>>149034795
How is he the biggest Bitch of all time if he is still way more powerful than 99% of the other characters?

>>149034672
Feeling good Tombros

>>149034762
I mean in the original script Asura was supposed to destroy the earth, the same one his daughter was in. What are the chances they didn't research Asura's wrath

>>149034762
>I wondered if they actually watched the DLC to the end.
They did skip the entire final Chak fight, so...

>>149034825
Look at that multiversal beast!

>>149034825
That explosion would kill Goku btw

>>149034411
..As a consolation prize for him.

>>149034841
Goku could beat some versions of Superman thougheverbeit.

>>149034847
KWAB!!!

Sonic beats Goku btw

>>149034855
Kratos wanking a bull?

>Tom is mid toon max
>Coyote is high toon
how is this even a contest??

>>149034334
>copies your power +1

>>149034877
Yup yup yup!

>>149034879
Yes Kratos is wanking me right now

>>149034815
At least 70%
>>149034830
Honest question how are we supposed to interpret Chak creating qte inputs for himself?

>>149034815
Asura's Wrath's Earth has regeneration, it would've been fine

>>149034888
>casually cancelled
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_Kid

>>149034904
>how are we supposed to interpret Chak creating qte inputs for himself?
I got no clue. One explanation is the devs thought it looked cool, another is Chakravartin was supposed to be mirroring Asura in some way or copying, another is some 4th wall bullshit was going on, or I personally think it’s to establish how much Asura had grown to weaken Chakravartin.

Post Coyote turning real life into a cartoon.

>>149034926
what's the best shit he copied?

>>149034918
And what of the billions of people? MITHRA?!!

>>149034947
He doesn't copy, illiterate anon.

If your woman death battle combatant can't handle losing all their clothes without covering up then they are NOT a warrior

>>149034808
he lost to simon who's weaker than 100% of the other characters

BRING ME OMORI

>>149034879
Its actually kratos wins again boy

>>149034808
and yet he's still weaker then Batkek and Batkek Negro

>>149034888
>turns off your powers
ENTER
No really, he turned off The Protoge's powers for reals in canon.

>>149035006
Is Omori even a real person in his verse? I thought he only existed in Sunny's mind or some shit

>>149034431
Ness could clear most of the deaf battle matches without issue only universe-level threats can really beat him at the end of the day

>>149035033
Jobs to Amanda Waller.

>>149035034
Isaac is also in reality a dying child in a chest. Death Battle will always use the mental world versions of characters if that's where they're actually strongest, like with Persona

>>149034672
>>149034812

(BELIEVE IN THE THOMAS WHO BELIEVES IN YOU...)

EXPLOSIVE DESTRUCTION IN MY MIND,
LEAD ME OUT TO THE NEXT LIFE,
FROM THE EDGE OF HELL I LEFT,
LAUNCHING UP OUT AND INTO THE LIGHT!

>>149035006
No bring me Omori so I can destroy his headspace

>>149035060
She is high cholesterol level at best.

>>149035064
I forgot about that. Same goes for digital characters like MegaMan.EXE

hehehehehehehe

>>149035034
I think American McGee's Alice is probably his most apt opponent because it would facilitate a mental state battle taking place in a shared realm of imagination.

>>149035164
Doesn't Alice's schizo power eventually affect actual reality though?

>>149035131
Is there a reason why Clark is like this?

Is this the most one-sided indie db so far in terms of character support? It feels like almost everyone is rooting for Tom

>>149035165
Back to the Retconium with you Horus

>>149035181
Bejito is gay, yes. CHADgeta on the other hand...

>>149035180
Shiggy VS Mahito maybe but yeah I think there's more support for Tom than there was for Shiggy which was more "whatever I'll enjoy watching either of these fags get rekt". Tom is generally a cool cat just doing his job and can get along with Jerry, even with the two doing good by each other on multiple occasions. Coyote is out to kill Road Runner and can generally be kind of an asshole even if you can understand his frustration and circumstances

>>149035187
Lost to his superior.

>>149035207
Road Runner is minding his own while Jerry is sometimes deliberately antagonizing Tom. It is easier to root for Tom at times making him easier to root for here.

>>149035249
>sometimes
Watch this shit today, it was fuckin frequent.

I think willie should win because he's more funny

>>149035180
Wile's whole shtick is jobbing. Tom actually has succeeded at times, and not all of his gadgets backfire on him. Also he makes them all himself, while Wile is just burning money for a company that purposely fucks him over.

>>149035165
>[Insert Super Robot Wars boss] fodder

>>149035165
Post Horus destroying a planet.

>>149035370
While he had the power and the means, his primary goal was to conquer Terra and usurp the Emperor's throne, not to destroy it.

>>149035370
I AM UNABLE!

>>149035131
>>149035175
The context might actually be more pathetic than the image. Long story short, Doctor Fate helps arbitrate a contest between Superman and Hal, and conjures up the thing they fear most. For Hal it's a giant yellow spider (apparently) but for Superman it's a giant Jor-El who spanks him and causes him to act like an infant.
He doesn't win with willpower or anything, he just says 'well I'm a full grown man so it makes no sense for my dad to be bigger than me' and then says he didn't mentally overcome his fears at all and would trade all the time and good he's done on Earth to be a regular citizen on Krypton.

>>149035165
Not even building level. Needs Gods to back him up because he is a WEAK WILLED WEAKLING.

>>149034471
He literally cosplay every character though

>>149035429
KEK, kingtos is a better representation of hope then this fraud

>>149035370
I-I-I-I………….

ENTER

Horus could easily destroy a planet. Because he's superior to the emporer who could fight a c'tan.

>>149035673
has a C'tan destroyed a planet?

I just realized Tom vs Coyote is just Dog vs Cat...

>>149035706
The c'tan ate stars for breakfast and went to war with the old ones. The old ones having made the warp to begin with.

>>149035707
>Tom vs Coyote is just Dog vs Cat
Fool. Tom is not a dog

>>149034815
>>149034830
I think I found the true reason why Asura lost…

Between Tom vs Simon, who wins?

My money's on the cool cat in the zoot suit

Is Thor REALLY faster than Superman?

>>149035782
This made me laugh, who made this?

>>149035782
How did you get this leak of the upcoming Marvel vs DC crossover?

>>149035755
Simon only fights people that try to pose as a threat to him and his team. Respectfully speaking? He'd ask Leeron and Leite to update his gadgets and give him his own mech.

>>149035207
To be fair Shigaraki is a beloved legend who has plenty of sympathizers and fans and fags who go "shiggy did nothing wrong, and anything he did do wrong is AFO's fault", Mahito is a love to hate character so naturally even people who like him as a villain are rooting for him to get his ass beat. Meanwhile even people who think MHA sucks usually like Shigaraki and are more focused on Deku being an ass protagonist
There's definitely more Tomfags than Wilefags but not quite to the disparity of Shiggyfags vs Mahitofags, the former is like 70/30 whereas the latter is like 90/10. I saw almost no Mahitofags during that waiting period, at most there were people arguing Death Battle would make Mahito win with some retarded Vestiges =/= Souls explanation

Hey, do me a favor, /dbs/, call your grandparents. Tell them you appreciate them and that you love em.

Black clover is never getting another episode...black cloverfags how do you feel about that?

>>149035033
>Protégé is so powerful the writers had to make up some new fucker for the sole purpose of beating him and then never bring him back

>>149035755
But can Tom handle the Zoot Suit Saga?

>>149036023
They have better feats than Reimu, Kratos, and Doomslayer combined multipled by a hundreed. So not very sad. I think so.
https://imgur.com/hqSG9qk

Kill la killfags... we're never getting another episode. How do we cope?

>>149036081
I mean Satsuki and Ragyo are decently popular options still.

>>149034876
yes, I as the real brince bejita approve of dis bost

well I'm done watching the KotH power scaling videos
>Hank Hill in a bad end scenario can lift infinite effortlessly
>Dale is the strongest character in the series with only Bad End Hank/Infini-Rage Hank being comparable
>Bill at his most confident is comparable to every Marvel super hero and at his hypothetical peak he should be comparable to the other two
>Boomhaur can survive maybe a grenade or 3
now comparing their power to this thread I can say this thread is comparable to Tranny Mode Bill and Basedboy Mode Hank

>>149035673
>to the emporer

>>149036079
>Better feats
>Cloud splitting bullshit
Let me guess, you can calc this up to continent or planet level?

>>149035370
Just because he's never shown to do it doesn't mean he can't.

>>149036182
Yes anon. Moving the entire clouds of a fucking country in a "flash". Is far better than any of the feats of the characters I previously mentioned. You know how many tons are in those clouds, anyways?

>>149036165
Stop posting this.

Friendly reminder that these DIVAS can effortlessly solo your favorite verses

>>149036222
Lost to Raven and Zatanna

>>149036165
Nice picture of yourself, brownanon, but you need to stop hating yourself and your fellow browns, it is ok to be ESL!

>>149036165
K,b,c.

>>149036023
Those guys don’t exist

>>149036165
40keks we are BROWN ESLs…..

>>149036252
IT'S AN IP GRABBER DON'T FUCKING CLOCK!

>>149036267
>clock
ESLnon…

>>149036270
I am ETL not ESL

>>149036216
If you're going to use calcshit then you will face the same calcshit from your opponents and I'm pretty sure GoW, Doom, and Touhou calcs are way above Black Clover's scaling

>>149036291
Favorite character?

>>149036326
Not even a joke or shitpost but it is Yoshi.

>>149036324
Being able to read is hard. Because Assta did that physically, that being a feat. Meanwhile the others either use magic, or scaling.

This is just /dbs/ but funny

>>149036252
What am I supposed to do with this information.

>>149036338
>anti-magic hax
>physically

>>149034825
isn't that an alien planet? how do you know it's city level?

>>149036356
Which he uses physically.

>>149036345
These threads are in spirit with /dbs/ shitposting and not that trannoid attention whore clownshow modern /dbs/ is

>>149036338
Asta used antimagic to move magic clouds from a country, yesterday we had some Touhoutard arguing about a star level feat in Touhou using your same logic ("the character has a power that allows her to create a sun using physics so the star level feat is legit") or something like that

Post modern /dbs/ being funny.

>>149034656
Why this go mad hard though

>Funny captcha in picrel

I AM SUCH A WEAK FODDER... I AM LITERALLY WALL LEVEL...
...Wait... There's an autistic faggot wanking me to high outerversal??? WHO THE FUCK WOULD BELIEVE THAT?!!?

>>149036378
What? Anon stop being retarded. That was asta feat. Meanwhile what Touhou fags were arguing is that creating something makes you physically strong, and that the house sized sun somehow had the mass of the real sun...For reasons.

>>149036395
Reimu Sissyrei

You retard.

YABBA...

>>149036397
Cloud shit, especially cloud shit that involves weird haxxy magic bullshit, is almost just as bad as creation shit

>>149036023
Well despite being a long running shonen no one seems to be able to think of any appealing matchups for any of the other characters

>>149036454
>feats. Especially involving [literal anti hax, AP shit] is as bad as [retarded assumptions]
No.

>>149036482
you tried

><>
fish

>>149036395
Kratos…

>>149036461
Yeah. The only other black clover matchup was Asta vs Meliodas which from what I remember got rejected because the latter is creepy or some shit

>>149036505
Kratos is literally universal at minimum. Did you not watch the video?

>>149036368
both are equally bad

>>149036599
KEKAROOO!

>>149036599
KEKYPOW!

>>149036397
Nigga your shit is the same level of bullshit
You are assuming magical clouds are the same as real ones, and that Asta's anti magic works in the exact way you need it to work for you to come to the conclusion that this puts him at X level of power.
And in order to accurately measure this feat you need to do calculations assuming a lot of other elements (you can't even tell the distance of those clouds in relation with the surface for example)
Just admit that it's the same old Powerscaling logic instead of pretending you are somehow better than other wankers

>>149036604
NTA but /DBG/ is funny during good waiting periods, it's just dry right now because there's nothing to discuss

>>149036341
>>149036368
>"this is just /dbs/ but funny"
>just regurgitates /dbs/ memes but without any of the soul
>somehow has a worse problem with the same "jokes" being posted every thread then /dbs/
>has actually redditors in the threads
>threads have multiple posts about a literal who from sharty
>doesn't even have the excuse of going to shit because of general tourists
>has listroon

>>149036685
when was the last time we had one of those? Giorno vs Joker?

>>149036341
>>149036368
>nikacado's asshole
>kaijufaggotry
>mumbofag from /v/
>oh no spammer been spamming for 2 years
>cuckposts that'd make /tv/ blush
only funny ones were space ghost poster and the dr. weird poster

What is Asta's actual best feat that isn't gay cloud fraud shit? Did he actually deserve to lose to Deku?

>>149034479
Troonhoubro...

>>149036815
Space Ghost posting isn't even /dbg/ exclusive as it can happen in any thread on /co/

>>149036654
>You are assuming magical clouds are the same as real ones, and that Asta's anti magic works in the exact way you need it to work for you to come to the conclusion that this puts him at X level of power.
What? Magical clouds? The fuck are you talking about.

>>149036775
Unironically kratos vs Asura, maybe it's cope but I hope Hulk vs Godzilla can be fun

>>149036230
>>149036222
Marvelbros...We're never gonna beat DC...Are we...?

>>149036364
Explain why magic'ing clouds away is not physical but anti-magic'ing clouds is physical

>>149036230
>>149036922
b-but Storm won

>>149036938
Korra is Nickelodeon.

>>149036938
That was Nickelodeon you fucking retard

>>149035732
>The c'tan ate stars for breakfast
really? post it

>>149036949
>>149036956
I said she won, I didn't say she won against DC retardos

>>149037028
>Marvel is never gonna beat DC post
>Replies with Marvel beating a non DC character
Illiterate or retarded? You can also be both if you want.

>>149036788
He’s right THOUGH

>>149037028
>"Marvelbros...We're never gonna beat DC...Are we...?"
>"b-but Storm won"

>>149037028
RetardBITCH…

>>149037054
>>149037085
>>149037093
yes that's the joke retardos

>>149036837
>Did he actually deserve to lose to Deku?
Nah, Deku is a fag and his fans are either mentally ill Fujos or actual teenagers, Asta won fair and square.
>>149036879
Read your fucking page before trying to wank your irrelevant manga that couldn't even keep itself on the big boy magazine, nigger.

>>149037028
Don't worry, I understood what you meant baby

>>149037122
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>149037118
canon btw

>>149036788
I want Anti Spiral Nia to piss all over me

>>149037141
yes, that's the joke
you guys do pretend right?

>>149037161
no, I'm a natural

>>149037161
No we are 100% serious when we say Kratos is outerversal lowballed

what the hell is broadway force

>>149037176
making people dance and sing

ENOUGH. Bring me Akuma.

>>149037176
As long as I can sing a song about raping your ass, you're ass is getting raped.

>>149036079
>Gay cloud dispersing feat
Forget about Reimu, This faggot can't even beat Youmu

>>149037176
here's the best example of what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPKM2178YkU&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

YEET

>>149037222
that's not Cuban Pete

>>149037161
No we’re 100% serious when we say Kratos is hypoversal highballed and gets soloed by a single atom.

>>149037252
oh yeah that would've been a better example

>>149037176
Spontaneous musical numbers and the mild reality warping that comes with them.

>>149037388
Source Wall bros...

I really hope the next match is something at least worth discussing and not Aang vs Traveler

>>149037222
cringe
broadway my ass
>>149037176
music force is a better term.
i always associate it with michael jackson and the like not with fucking broadway
smooth criminal is a great example. he's doing his own thing but everyone else is now following along
https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4

>>149037388
>>149037572
SAY IT WITH ME
A WALL IS STILL A WALL...

>>149037388
Remember when people thought Kyle would use the Source Wall to trap Simon? And in the fight, he doesn’t even have time to realize it’s there before it’s already destroyed.

>>149037637
Omniversal BEAST!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wMesI8aiw&list=RDL3wMesI8aiw&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKDjis1fg8E&list=RDoKDjis1fg8E&start_radio=1

I'm schizophrenic, I'm not schizophrenic
There's tens of me but I swear we're not schizophrenic maybe
I'm schizophrenic, I'm not schizophrenic
There's tens of me but I swear we're not schizophrenic maybe

>>149037402
>changes your story
>takes your ability to lie
>utterly beats you
You're welcome, inferior liar

>>149037747
simoncuck...

>>149037747
Touhousissy...

>>149037747
Can't knock off my emerald crown
The cold cosmos forged my emerald crown
A force of justice from a league of renown
The cosmos are mine, the cosmos are mine

>>149037687
You know, it must really suck to be a Kyle fan. Lots of people hyping him up as super strong just for some internet fight, all the while they pretend to have always been fans of Kyle.
But as soon as he loses to a character with nearly evergreen regard within his own fandom, all those pretenders that were exalting him as "That Guy" and "The GOAT" go quiet aside from those that only use him as a vehicle to attack another fandom.
At least people still hype up Asura's Wrath outside the context of Death Battle, what does Kyle have?

>>149036222
>Zatanna fodder
>Raven fodder
>future Red Tornado fodder
OH NO NO NO... MOUSEKEKS...

>>149036112
Fodder for Barbatos before devouring his entire universe.

>>149037832
Being fair I actually did see a surprising amount of people read Ron Marz's Green Lantern run due to the episode's announcement.

>>149037832
nothing because DC neglects him. he's just.. fine as a character but like many DC characters, he's cursed with the status quo never changing. I'll remain honorable to kylefags and pray their boy gets justice.

>>149037743
YOU DARE MAKE ME NOSTALGIC?!
ILL REMEMBER THIS

>>149036815
The animated gif of kaijus swirling in Nikocado's ass was funny as fuck, ngl. Kaijufag never recovered kek

ENOUGH. ENTER

>>149037911
hi nikofag

How will Swank cock-slobber Jonathan again into beating Simon?

>>149037942
Why is Lex Luthor in the bottom right?

>>149037956
Who was seriously salty enough to make this image?

>>149037949
Ola kaijutard!
*offers tissue*

>>149037942
>AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I KNEEL

>>149037942
...the FODDERverse!

>>149037959
He stole all Marvel's cakes.

>>149037971
>calls the guy who wants to report kaijufag for owning child porn 'kaijufag'
nikofag, you're so out of the loop

>>149037832
>use him as a vehicle to attack another fandom
Like you're doing now? Simon vs Kyle was literally a revenge vehicle for salty ben 10 pedos LMAO

What. The. Fuck.

>>149038035
There's only one poster this invested in crying over Nikocado, kaijutard.

>>149038070
not what the archives say, nikofag

>>149032158 (OP)
Yo, Jiren.

Yo te detendre.

>>149037832
If that counts, I might've looked at GL(Green Lantern) media once and didn't know if Kyle or somebody else was being the GL kek.

>>149037942
"And so FEATherine killed the entire Marvel universe..."

"But how?"

"I dunno, lemme know if you have any good ideas."

>>149037188
At last, someone worthy.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBOK

>>149037176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKGzNmtJv50&list=RDyKGzNmtJv50&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Disney%C2%A1Fan%21

how does she knoooow you loooooove heeeeerrrrrr

>>149038045
I heard it was for people sick of the DC winning streak in general.

>>149037747
DCuck…

>>149038195
Now DC’s never winning anything again LMAO

>>149038083
>NIKONIKONIKO
>the usual histrionics
Archives aren't your friend, kaijutard.

>>149038249
They’re winning the steak cook-offs

They're stealing Monika away from me anons

Freddy Krueger? Gets Kingtos scaling from MK9.

>>149038267
you're so mad. i just hate spammers, and faggots but put your nametag back on

>>149038314
KEKAROOOOOOO

Okay tell me 5 MUs from here you just do not get so i can make a image of why i think they are kino

>>149036132
Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't Hank Hill only Universal and not Multiversal? He'd still beat most Marvel superheroes easily don't get me wrong but the upper tier Multiversal ones might be able to beat him still

>>149038322
Kill yourself listroon.

Fuck off listroon

>>149038267
kaijufag has no friends, but holy shit find new material

>>149038314
>falseflags on other boards with cute histrionic names
>screencaps
>posts narrative crafting
Nice of you to demonstrate just how invested and mindbroken you are, kaijutard LMFAO@U

>>149038322
I would tell you to kill yourself but I want to know why Reimu vs Arle is a matchup besides "thing, japan"

>>149038322
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149038364
dude it's a screenshot from the archives, on /co/.
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/oh%20no%21%20he%27s%20not%20gonna%20go/page/18/
>22 pages of ohnofaggotry
>screams it's not true
and all of this on /co/ alone LMFAO

Sorry guys I'm new to these threads, can someone give me a rundown on who these guys are so I know all the important characters to remember?

>>149037956
There is no way that Jonathan and Simon wouldn't be vampire hunter best buddies. If anything I wouldn't suprise me if the Joestar and belmont family would be extremely close, to the point of the belmont considering them respectable candidates for the whip if things go ham wire.

>>149038420
Well for starters, Kratos is boundless and solos your favorite verse

>>149038430
>>149037956
Jonathan is for Leon.

And Leon would respect Jonathan and even offer him to hunt the night together.

>>149037964
Demon Slayercucks never recovered it seems.

>>149038444
...'s laundry.

at this point, i'm convinced ohnofag IS the kaijufag

>>149038461
K,b,c.

>>149037832
The difference with Asura is that Asura received an absolutely awful episode where he lost to quite possibly the singularly most wanked character (past the point where their intended power level actually is) on the show, despite having some of the clearest examples of planet and star busting that DB pretends every character can do.

Kyle got one of the best Death Battles ever where it was claimed he was one of the absolute top dogs of DC, gave him a lot more to do in the fight (I honestly liked him more than Simon in the fight and I was rooting Simon), and received probably what's going to be his best animated appearance period.

There's also zero real chance for Asura to ever get another game and he probably won't appear in anything serious ever again (especially since Tokon confirms MVC is all but dead), while Kyle could potentially get more appearances in DC, maybe even as a result of the popularity boost from his episode.

>>149038414
You know the search function has been 404 for the last month, right?

>>149038531
What kind of desperate lie is this LMAO

>35 pages of ass void/nikofaggotry, from 2021 to 2025
>25 pages of 'god bless and keep you', from 2023 to 2025
>22 pages of ohnoschizo on /co/ alone, from august 2024 to 2025
but kaijufag's the obsessed one?

>>149038108
Poor jiren man

>>149038282
Her matchup beside Mita is one of Monika best matchups. Still don’t know why people want Monika to fight fucking flowey of all people

>>149038531
works for me

>>149038579
Imagine being mindbroken by a fictional dinosaur for years KWAB

>>149038543
>crying over and tabulating shitposts
YES

>>149038322
I don't know enough about Seiya, so sell me on that quintet of match ups.

>>149032158 (OP)
Jiren
>But
Jiren

kaijufag isn't the only one with a discord btw

>>149038588
... i, ohnoschizo, am obsessed

>>149038378
Arle should fight World

>>149038579
>desuarchive
>not 4chan
I'm detecting massive emotional investment.

>>149038601
Fine, tho i am starting to lose hope on Magik vs Ikki since i think she cannot revive herself.

I might end up changing it to Phoenix Jean.

How should Superman kill Goku in Goku vs Superman 4? I honestly think they should because unless Toei tries to milk the shit out of DB post Toriyama's passing, Dragon Ball is essentially over.

>>149038601
>>149038378
Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149038623
>i-ignore that i posted oh no since august of last year, please
22. pages.

>>149038628
That aint happening, bud

>>149038628
Meant I honestly think they should stop.

>>149038628
God Fusion Goku ascends to real life, then breaks into a random bedroom (played by Sean Schemmel), then finds a copy of Cosmic Armor Superman’s comic and rips him in half, thus winning the battle.

>>149038645
Well no. Its because they know they can ragebait Goku despite he clearly being superior.

Its the same as Bardock vs Nolan. In their twitter they said "i thought we were killing goku again" on the bardock preview

>>149038491
Well yeah. Death Battle certainly gave Kyle the red carpet treatment if ever there was one, I just more meant that the Kyle backers for Gurren Lantern were dishearteningly fairweather in their appreciation for him.

>needs the audience (outside help) to win
keky

>>149038667
>MXY POWER AMPS OUT OF NOWHERE

>>149038667
CAS is literally not even superman nor something he can even use on his own

(and almost dies to the heat of a million suns)

I ship it

I "came" to a realization. Wouldn't it make more sense for Rance to be involved in an army battle? What with all the allies on his side and the fact he's always fighting in wars?

>>149038766
wouldnt he vs Kazuma make the most sense?

>>149037188
>>149037425
>>149038159
Akuma and Raoh are nothing alike

>>149038766
Xeelebros...it's over..

>>149038758
you are making a bunch of autistic redditors using a dead man as an excuse for bad writting very angry

>>149038778
I mean, dont both want a true fight?

>>149038790
Blake’s allowed to get cat dick

>>149038790
Raoh wants to spread his influence across the land and conquer it.

So, how about Carnage vs Alex Mercer? What buffs has Carnage received over the years?

>>149038818
Didn’t they have it so he could steal powers for a while?

>>149038655
Bardock is such a weird character in the Death Battle incarnation. Like he's genocide man, but he keeps bringing up his family and his own race. Bardock is definitely a genocide man, but he's way more self invested in his motivations outside the pangs of whim that caused him to spare Granolah and Muesli.
In the fictions where Bardock ascends to Super Saiyan it also isn't out of some desperation but out of a profound sense of failure and inward turned fury at his second chance being squandered (vs Chilled in Xeno/Heroes, vs Frieza and Cold in Dokkan).

>>149038656
To be fair to DC/Marvel 'fans', most of them don't actually read the comics outside of their Tiktok and Reddit feeds, and Kyle was just another and not a particularly super popular DC character.
The same probably would have been true if someone like Black Canary or Eobard lost. If someone like Wally or Supes lost the asshurt from specifically Flash and Superman 'fans' would have been much more pronounced.

>>149038743
It's something that exists in literally a single story as a meta deus ex machina. Why are powerfaggots so obsessed by a clever literary device?

>can literally only die at the hands of horus
He solos your verse unless horus helps your verse

>>149038656
>>149038848
You also have to remember that before the fight, even Simon fans, while wanting Simon to win, expected Kyle to win because of DC bias. So it’s more than likely that a lot of supposed “Kylefags” picked him knowing nothing of him aside from that he was the DC rep, and thus would be the “winning side”, as soulless as that sounds.

>>149038639
All pinned on your wall, complete with post-it notes and string.

>>149038868
What if I BETRAY and TRAP him in another dimension?

>>149038810
Well, Akuma kinda wants to become the master of the fist so... why not.
Tho, i will admit that if it is confirmed he is Ryu's dad, then he instantly becomes Darth Vader's true the one.

>>149038839
Well yeah, thats why he was special. He is one of the very few saiyans that cared about his kids.

>>149038800
sweet lil bumble bee
i know what you want from me
dudududu darara

>>149038868
>Imprisons his fruity ass in an alternate dimension
KWAB

>>149038859
He literally loses his fight with mandrak and cannot be used by supes alone.

>>149032158 (OP)
Jiren would absolutely fucking destroy her are you shitting me?
That's like putting a mantis against a housefly.

>>149038839
>Original OVA Bardock. Only cared about his comrades and his race as a whole. Didn't give a shit about his sons, and only cared about Kakarot because he would avenge the Saiyans. Would commit genocide on a daily basis.
>Bardock and in games and stuff. Tough guy but is considerably softer. Doesn't commit genocide anymore. Cares about both Kakarot and Raditz
>DBS Bardock/Minus: Cares about his wife and his sons. Still committed genocide, but is noted for getting softer like heping Granolah's mother.

>>149038892
>>149038908
He has precog and could see it coming and then move as fast as light and dodge it

>>149038899
Even if Akuma was Ryu's father then he's still not that similar to Darth Vader. He's not being manipulated, he chose that path out of no influence but his own.

>>149038924
Powergirl would win through scaling to Superman... somehow...

>>149038931
Well, yeah but the "embrace the power of the dark side of the force/martial arts, son!" is a bit too strong of a theme imo.

And well, he kinda fell into that path due to jealousy of his rival and brother, Goutetsu.

Kinda similar to Anakin and Obi wan too.

>>149038929
>ONLY lightspeed
KWAB!!!

>>149038955
i mean gouken

and i think the jealousy part is from the assassins fist live action

>>149038929
Yeah Kratos would neg diff him

>>149038899
I'm just saying that it felt like that aspect was flanderized by Death Battle.

Akuma should fight Yujiro

>>149038839
Bardock is flexible enough I think it basically worked given he was fighting someone with a very well known arc, I thought his analysis got his character across fine. His lines should have had less references though.

>>149038790
Neither of them could fight Sheng Long.

>>149039013
Oh yeah, but what do you expect of the guys that made omniman able to survive attacks on the scale the comics makes literal part of the story he would die on impact to?

>>149039023
They are nothing alike aside from wanting a good fight which is not an original trait. Baki is also lightyears away from Street Fighter in power level and setting. Maybe in a more grounded crossover (like Kengan's Street Fighter collab) but not for a death battle.

>>149039033
Yeah I more or less meant his in-fight characterization. I think that maybe Bardock could have been better served if his pod was the last to land on Thraxa out of his squad only to see them all already dead by Nolan's hands. Nolan would be in the right for doing so, but it would at least give Bardock more skin in the game.

>last fighting game episode was almost 4 years ago
What happened?

>>149039023
Could Yujiro beat Mercenary Tao?

>>149038887
>Nikocuck so mindbroken he’s revealing his plan
Grim.

>>149039102
They got flag for making such a nonsense research in Akuma vs Shao and cannot handle doing Bison vs Athena justice.

>>149038868
Post the Emperor destroying a galaxy.

>>149039106
Mercenary Tao is stronger than the Roshi who blew up the moon. Are you stupid?

>>149039127
I-I-I-I………..

>>149038910
>'he'
Again, it's a mere one story literary device. Is your answer simply to tell me how mindbroken you are over Superman?

>Cosmic Armor Superman
DRILLED by Simon.

>>149039148
CAS has none of that literal device hype.

>>149039116
Kill yourself listtroon.
>>149039102
Fightans are anti-dimes, unfortunately. Maybe Ryu vs Liu Kang could do numbers, but that's about it.

>>149038818
Carnage would mindbreak the virus into a clone of itself if they interacted

THE DREAMS OF THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN
THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW

>>149039102
Well.. who else is really on the table? At least within the realm of drawing numbers? Terry could draw some eyes now with his resurgence, but that feels a bit out of date now. The two upcoming fighting games are both IP based.
Indie fighting games have a chance? Not really. Skull Girls has the best star power on the board and it still isn't great.
BlazBlue is BlazBlue.
Maybe something with Guilty Gear?

>>149039170
Jago vs Liu Kang would be great... as long as Jago fraudchecks the god tiers of MK.

Lots of people believe titans/gods can destroy universes without the hourglass.

>>149039116
Kill yourself listroon

>>149039134
No. I am intentionally obtuse.
It is a bit of a bummer though because Demon King Piccolo would make for a decent opponent to the likes of Homelander and Yujiro if only for the Moon Kamehameha.

>>149039189
Nobody gives any fuck at all about Jago, dipshit. It's Ryu vs Liu Kang or nothing.

>>149039180
>Maybe something with Guilty Gear?
If they use Bridget, the threads would be even unbearable than usual

>>149039189
>WHOgo

>>149039210
They wouldn't use Bridget. They'd use Baiken, Faust, or Ky first.

>>149039203
>It's Ryu vs Liu Kang or nothing.
Can't Liu Kang just make a Black Hole and suck Ryu into in space? The only Ryu standing a chance would be Asura's Wrath Ryu. Even he can lose if Liu just decides to be cheap, teleport away, and use the hour glass.

>>149038887
ur mad.

>>149039233
Maybe, idk, doesn't matter. Millions of views would be achieved, and that's the important thing. Also, if Ryu doesn't stand a chance, Jago is less than fodder. Get some self-awareness.

>>149039272
I don't know who Jago is. I'm talking about how Fire God Liu Kang is kinda overpowered.

>>149039233
Liu Kang can do the same to all of his matchups. The main reason him vs Jago is more likely to happen is because the crew really likes Killer Instinct to the point that it's the 10th most used series, tied with fucking pokemon, and it's closer given the stats they believe for both

You know what's wild about Smash Bracket? They initially gave Star Fox's Fox the win over Super Sonic as well as a speed and destruction advantage, but rather than recognize the silly numbers they got Fox to for the rematch they had Sonic cheat. Specifically they gave Sonic access to Excalibur, which is only possible when Gawain, Lancelot, and Percival restored Caliburn to his completed form with the power of Nimue and through the relinquishment of their blades.
But after the battle is won, the trio have their weapons again, so Excalibur isn't an option that Sonic can just pull out in a pinch.

>>149039226
Baiken vs Malenia would be cool and likely get a respectable viewcount.
Ky vs Jin is warranted, but would struggle to achieve even 2 million lifetime views.

>>149039057
Yujiro unironically has a good chance with the isekai scaling. It also helps that he is absurdly much more skilled.

>>149039294
Isn't the Black Knight an in universe book

>>149039328
Yes that as well. I'm willing to play pretend that Black Knight's book is more like an interface through which Merlina could pull Sonic into her world rather than a literal book that somehow has a fictional wizard that is able to summon Sonic into the world of the book. (It is silly no matter how you look at it)

>>149039304
The vast majority of people have no idea who Baiken is, it would be carried entirely by Melania. Who is mostly just known for being a bullshit boss.

>>149039328
It is more like an alternative universe, witth the book being some kind of wormhole connecting both existences.

>>149039404
>NO! I CALL IT....

>>149039289
It's also the best thematically, with them both being monks fighting otherworldly horrors with totem animals that have traditionally be rivals.

>>149039415
>FAGGOT ISLAND!

Ninja Gaiden 4 in October. People are gonna want another another Ryu Hayabusa,preferably 3D. The question is, who should he fight? Strider Hiryu hasn't been relevant since Marvel vs Capcom Infinite. Joe Musashi is getting a new Shinobi game, but it's all hand painted, nothing you could use for 3D. Kakashi from Naruto could be used (he has plenty 3D models from Storm, Jump Force, Fortnite, ect...) but Naruto's popularity in general is waning, the only matches people want with it nowadays are Naruto vs Ichigo 2, or Luffy vs Naruto.

>>149039424
kek

>>149039424
>my KING isn't present
I WIN

>>149039448
I always thought that Ryu should had won. And while I think a rematch would be neat, Strider is all but know so...Yeah

>>149039466
Your hero?

>>149039477
>ME! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>149039448
Have him fight the ninja from I-Ninja.

>>149039477
Maario

>>149039420
Yeah it definitely has the best connections out of any Liu matchup I've seen, but sometimes they disregard the most thematic option over something they like more or is more popular. See Magneto vs Tetsuo, Bond vs Wick and Guts vs Dimitri.

>>149039497
>Well duh, everyone loves Mario.

>>149039502
Guts vs Dimitri does suck though.

>>149039448
Raiden, Greninja, Sekiro, Vyse

>>149039369
Yes, and..? Views are views; exploit them or lose.

>>149039448
Ryu vs Joe Musashi as a sprite battle would be KINO.

>>149039532
Yeah I'm saying it probably wouldn't even get that many

>>149039180
Ragna vs Sol runback, with research that isn't just Nervous Nick giving up

>>149039516
That's my point, all the matchups I mentioned suck, and I'm sure that if people had not spammed the fuck out of Guts vs Dimitri out of nowhere they would have gone with Guts vs Clare or even Jack

>>149039557
It'd do better than any given other fightan matchup, Ryu vs Liu Kang included. Elden Ring is the hotness right now and for the foreseeable future.

Bleach characters are easily solar system level. And were planet level very early on in the series.

>>149039617
Nobody asked.

>>149039202
Why would Piccolo make a good opponent for Yujiro? They're even less alike than Yujiro and Raoh or Akuma. Piccolo is more a straight evil villain guy who wants to make people suffer and destroy things. Not much to talk about there.

>>149039324
The isekai scaling would get him to town level or something like that. Not really the same as smashing down an island plus it feels a bit silly to be forced to rely on Retsu's spinoff where none of the Baki characters (aside from Retsu) that we know are in that world.

>>149039448
>nothing you could use for 3D
Literally just slap together a 3D model. Can't be hard.
>Kakashi
Boring.

>>149039616
>The hotness
I mean it's alright but in terms of steam charts it's not doing exceptionally better than most other "big" single player games right now.

>>149039660
>slap together
3D Shinobi games exist. But sprites would be the best.

>>149039768
Considering it's a five year old game, that's called dominance.

>>149039793
Considering the bump that would be expected of any game getting DLC or a big update, not really.

>>149039233
fatalities, just like vs mode its not canon.

It insta makes every fodder scale to the god tiers (dan beating Akuma, for example) and say shit that doesnt happen in the storymodes like liu destroying timelines vs omniman

>>149039829
>these feats d-don't count!!

>>149039845
>Dan Hibiki is Akuma tier because he can beat him up in vs mode

>>149039851
yes.

>>149039874
If that was the case he wouldn't have lost to Hercule

>>149039829
>fatalities, just like vs mode its not canon.
Funny is people use to tell me that about Astral Heats in BlazBlue. Then Jin beat Azrael with Artic Dungeon, and Ragna beat Terumi with Black Onslaught.

>>149039888
Hercules scales to KEKu and friends, dummy.

>>149039918
DB explicitly stated he doesn't, retardbro

>>149039893
Sure and whatshername Cetrion grew planet sized and crushed Liu

oh also cyrax blew up the planet

>>149039959
Its fame hercule
and in Sparking Zero he can fight and beat up wiss.

Thats the retarded logic MK fans believe.
Also ignore that Shang tsung wanted to destroy the hourglass to destroy liu's timeoine when if he was universal, he could just snap it dead.

Aizen shouldve beaten madara because madara has never tanked his own soul being damaged

>>149039978
*game hercule

Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody gives two shits about that retarded fucking jobber clown. Stop bringing that bitch up. NOW.

Aizen had over 200 years of combat experiance. Its asinine for db to reason that aizen had NEVER encountered an illusion ability before when his own ability IS illusions.

>>149039888
CHADbiki winning against Akuma is a triumph of the underdog. It means 1/20 times, by sheer mastery of basics, CHADbiki beat the Akuma in a CANON timeline (all timelines in campaign mode are canon). It's a testament to training and hard werk and all that. Lee vs Gaara. ok wait I don't remember if Akuma appears in Dan's campaign only that mode is canon not vs.

>>149039170
>Fightans are anti-dimes, unfortunately
Would they do any worse than Among Us vs Fall Guys?
>>149039448
Dante, if you want to go with he hack-n-slash angle.

>>149039959
Anon please...

>>149039448
Hayabusa vs Naruto is better than Naruto vs Luffy imo