This is my husbando, who is yours?

>>149038536 (OP)
martin.

>>149038560
you are probably among the like 5 people that remember that show.

>>149038560
Alex and Martin OTP

>>149038578
in a way I feel privileged for having had a chance to watch it, I do hope one day we all get together and have a last comfy general.

>>149038606
clover definitely fumbled a good thing with martin but then again she always gave me the future spinster vibe

>>149038536 (OP)
If he was real millennial women would be mocking him and groom him into being a troon.

>>149038693
>Millennial women
What do you think I am?
Bill is hot as is

>>149038707
1000% bill is a babe

>>149038973
He’s so hot… The things I would do to this manchild

Where do I find the women who are into pathetic losers into lame hobbies? Asking for a friend.

So are you attracted to him because he is a dangerous guy?

>>149039089
>>149039090
Speaking just for myself, I’m into loser guys into lame hobbies not for being “dangerous” but because they have an attitude and I like to argue and have a lot of conflicting opinions.

>>149039089
You won’t. Women like fictional assholes because pin for a sort of “women writing men” personality to them where a unique guy goes after an average girl.
None of the women in this thread who say they like Bill have actually dated a guy like him.

>>149039153
I’ve never dated a guy who was an asshole, I’ve only dated one guy— But he’s more of a Jerry, who I also think is really cute

>>149039089
If I knew then I would finally have female friends

But then I would also have rivals for my nerdpool and I simply will not stand for that

>>149039090
If you think about it, all men are potentially dangerous, but the reward is worth the risk. Plus if bill was treated like a good boy should he'd become docile

I like hobby-obsessed nerds because I too lock into my hobbies/obsessions and there is nothing hotter than someone who can speak passionately and at length about comic lore or video game system histories or what have you

Also glasses + messy dark hair= HNNNGGGGGG

>>149039208
I’ll be your female friend, I’m already married so you don’t have to worry about me stealing anyone

>>149039220
Hell yeah

I made a whole (shitty) webcomic for my husbando..
I have dated someone very much like him but who had completely different values.
It sucked; I hope he lives a very happy and fulfilling life.

I make husbando comic for maximum copium. Robert Crumb effect, maybe I can make him real just like R. Crumb did his lovely wife (rest in peace Aline Kominsky-Crumb).

>>149039331
What’s your discord if you have one?

>>149038536 (OP)
Why do so many women ship themselves with him? Women are shittalking each other online because they get jealous when other women also ship themselves with him.

>>149039220
this will never lead to drama im sure about that.

Mine isn't even fucking canon.

>>149039390
this is just discount shadow...though I miss the old edgy aesthetic

>>149039374
I don’t ship myself with him, I just think he’s hot. I’m not sure, I’ve never really understood self-shipping or yumeshipping or whatever it’s called these days.

>>149038536 (OP)
Funny how you mention Bill being yours OP because this one is mine

>>149039349
Oh my god it's actually happening I'm gonna make a friend

>>149039418
JOSH!! He’s ambitious, he goes after what he wants and he has an actionable plan. I can see why he’s your husbando, good taste!

>>149039153
TSMT
>>149039184
>I love short kings but uh my boyfriend happens to be 6'2! Tee hee!
Before you respond with anything I know you didn't start this dumb conversational segue.
>>149039089
Shut up nigger.

>>149039439
Just because someone finds something hot doesn’t mean that it’d be a good fit for a long term partner

>>149039455
That's even worse man, that's saying "Yeah they're fuck material not spousal material."
I mean we all have those but it's fucked up to come out of your mouth.
Fuck I hate the retards who think 2d=3d that come into these threads for lowering the quality of discussion to the depths of niggerhell like this.

>>149039434
You get it.

>>149039469
Sure but like, he’s a cartoon and I just think he’s hot. I think guys like him are hot too, but I don’t think they’d be interested in me anyways so I don’t consider it “oh I’d fuck him but not marry”… More like, “oh he’s cute and I have a little crush on him but I won’t say anything”.

>>149039503
I mean there's a whole thing that 149039153 said about how deep down any of the women who 'bando any of the Eltingville nerds don't really mean it, and don't really like those kinds of men, they can like the idea of them, but probably not them themselves, but I don't have it in me anymore to keep arguing about that, I believe in it but I'm too tired of repeating myself to start again.
I mostly just hate the most retarded chimpanzee brained nigger retards like 149039089 newfags who think they're for real coming in to ask retarded questions like
>SAAR WHERE TO FIND SEXY NERD GIRL SAAR WHERE TO FIND PAWG GF SAAR PLS SAR DOX FOR ME I AM LOSER SAAR
Because that's where it starts.
I can't even blame women for this, and as an incel I'd like to but over the years I've realized it isn't even their fault it's retards who have false hopes coming into the threads.
Shits fucking stupid and they should be stoned to death with hardcovers.

>>149039567
I could easily say the same thing about incels who waifu autistic fail girl and “le quirky” girl characters. They don’t actually want someone like that, they only like the idea and any actual woman like that they’d relentlessly demean, mock and refuse to believe they actually like the things they like for the sake of it.

Why do you honestly think these chicks see Bill and like him as a character and think he’s hot? For me, it’s because he’s passionate and funny to watch, I feel for him in a way you can only get with a fictional character because you don’t see into people’s lives like that on a personal level. Of COURSE I like the idea of him, he’s an IDEA.

>>149039702
>I could easily say the same thing about incels who waifu autistic fail girl and “le quirky” girl characters. They don’t actually want someone like that, they only like the idea and any actual woman like that they’d relentlessly demean, mock and refuse to believe they actually like the things they like for the sake of it.
I think you're under the impression that most incels want femcels when in reality we are all aware our looksmatches hate us most.
However,
>Why do you honestly think these chicks see Bill and like him as a character and think he’s hot? For me, it’s because he’s passionate and funny to watch, I feel for him in a way you can only get with a fictional character because you don’t see into people’s lives like that on a personal level. Of COURSE I like the idea of him, he’s an IDEA.
You're right.
Good for you, for admitting it, many other women haven't.
Being able to admit there is a fine line between 2d and 3d is healthy and prevents idiots above from progenerating further.
Good job.

To get us back on track here is the absolute PARAGON of cartoon husbandos, I demand more husbandos

>>149039761
>You're under the impression we want femcels most
Quite the opposite I assure you, but I’d love to argue with you more. I noticed a trend in men on here liking girlfailure characters but I don’t think that’s actually want men want at all. Men want someone to mother them, and these girlfailures would not be able to provide.

Can a stick be sexy? I can't say
But he is thoughtful, imaginative, and sensitive so who's to say

American Iconoclast Husbando

>>149039795
Monarch is an icon for scrawny kings.

>>149039808
I mean most guys into girlfailures would do so because they are normies who can back up supporting them not incels right?
Why are we talking about this.

Mid-Century Silver Fox

Adorable cuddly webcomic husbando

Burger Boss Husbando

"fuck it, guess I'm a furry now" husbando

>>149040033
Most guys into girlfailures are not normies lol

In most cases they’re just losers who want someone who has low standards or someone who’s low functioning enough to where they wouldn’t feel insecure like they would dating a ”normal” woman. Guys build up this mental image of women being inherently more capable than them so losers love it when there’s a few of them who seem vulnerable or on their own perceived level.

>>149040033
You honestly think this site is populated by normies? Like granted they might not be incels but not normies
>Why are we talking about this?
Because it’s fun arguing

I'm Husbando Cosby

I Drank All the Beer but I'm Not Gonna Crywalk husbando

>>149040114
No trust me it's more normie than you think.
>>149040099
I see where you come from but understand that for most serious incel losers they're aware there is no such thing as "women with low enough standards."
I mean there might be but at that point sadly it's the equivalent of dating a meth addict. Not a girl failure. Unless they're ignorant they will have from experience known that lower caste women hate low caste men just in general.

BAMF husbando

>>149039990
Ladies Love Loyal Scrawny Kings

Cosmic Talk Show Host husbando

milf hunter husbando

>>149040249

>>149040167
If you think men are lonely now, just wait

>>149040167
It sounds like you just don’t talk to enough women honestly, let alone loser women. I’m a male loser and I’ve gotten to be friends with like a handful of female anons and even see their tits and hang out irl with them and stuff, messed around with two of em even. You gotta change the way you think if you wanna forge bonds with people. They’re people just the same as you or me, learn to be vulnerable and cast your hate aside.

>>149040308
I’m the anon that was arguing with him, he seems like he’d be fun to argue with. I’d be his friend but I doubt he’d want that.

Tom!!
>>149038560
Martin is a good choice. Cute himbo.

Webcomic husbando

>>149040308
Okay but like how bro? Not even girls just people in general.

>>149040330
I don't think youre gonna change that guys mind through arguing. People like that in arguments don't work in good faith, its all about reiterating their own worldview to themselves. Just catharsis.

>>149040308
I'm not going to do that. Sounds like Chad activity. I'm going to be a hateful antisemitic, racist, sexist, homophobic, little chud incel freak all my life and I'm going to die alone. Like that little chud with the red face. I do this for 40 years then die alone. Sounds pretty good to me.

>>149040499
Waaaay way back ago there used to be like a /co/ skype. Obviously Skype is fucking dead so you're out of luck there, just like ... fucking ... float around places until you find a place that feels like home, there's bound to be discords that have people you'd like talking to, having community like that helps with your social skills. Try not to bee too judgemental and turn the other cheek if you disagree with people, you'll find people can be very forgiving of others if you can match their general vibe.

>>149040540
>Just float around
yeah that's worked out great so far

>>149040568
it can't just be someone adopting you bud. I'm an introvert too so like, I get it, its daunting. If you keep looking for places though eventually you'll find a group of people you feel comfortable with, you don't even have to be super outgoing, like just hang out for a bit with people in like a comics or cartoons discord or something. People who are more socially outgoing than you will decide they fuck with you and badda-boom badda-bing, you got friends. You don't actually have to do much to be friends with someone, but you have to do the bare minimum of looking for friends, that's all dude.

>>149040511
You're just not using the right tactic

>>149040621
That's kinda the issue I feel like I do the bare minimum and maybe more and it just bounces off of people.

kyle is my husbando

Orpheus is so down to earth yet also sensual... And canonically fucks

>>149040655
Well you know, try expressing your opinions, crack some jokes, respond to people's opinions on things. I'm pretty passive and all and all just doing little gestures like this has endeared me to people enough even though I feel like a wallflower still at times. Its a hard thing to shake but if you put a foot forth and try eventually you will get reciprocation. Having low self esteem is rough even when you get friends, you just gotta remember patience with yourself and others. That's a big key thing, learning patience. We're all only human even if we're shitposting cartoon waifu maniacs.

>>149040719
>Canonically fucks
Does he? He literally got cucked because his wife just kinda got bored with him being all work and no play.

>>149040723
Right, I guess that's all I can keep doing.

>>149039987
Gen Xer brain politics
Also Jewish

>>149038560
Martin Mystery and Kappa Mikey feel like fever dreams. They were always on at odd times, it's no wonder they're forgotten

>>149038536 (OP)
any girl wanna add me on discord?

>>149040797
Yeah that sort of thing happens when you have a long term relationship sometimes I guess

But before that, so did the fucking (leading to marriage) and then more fucking (breeding as it were as it led to offspring)

tl;dr having the sex and being cuckolded are not mutually exclusive, and in some rare cases, can lead to more and complicated fucking

>>149040811
Bald head I can lick

Also jewish

>>149040871
So if he wasn't married, Bendis would be your ideal?

>>149038536 (OP)
my husbando on the left

ULTIMATE HUSBANDO

>>149040892
>Bendis is your ideal

Not quite..

well... took time to do it.

Hmm, not really into most guys. Maybe this twinky loser.

>>149040846
You seem like a sicko, I can see why women avoid you

>>149038536 (OP)
I look exactly like this Bill, what do I do with this information?

>>149041299
Get some mentally ill bitches on your dick

>>149038560
>>149038606
Martin should have been with that tomboy from the shadow episodes. In fact, she should have been an addition to the team not just as Martin's gf but also a "horror expert" since she's likes horror films and wants to direct them.

>>149039067
What would you do to him?

>>149039390

>>149041773
they probably mean sex

This One...

>>149040511
I’m not trying to change his mind, I just argue for sport
>>149040517
Be my friend you little freak
>>149040568
You can also be my friend

Another excellent husbando

>>149039422
I added you
If anyone else wants to add me I’m posting mine too

the fellas

>>149038536 (OP)
I usually don't like geriatric characters but I always had a crush on Scrooge McDuck.
>>149038560
By Azura by Azura by Azura!

>>149038693
Women don't like troons, they just don't want to get beat up for saying it out loud. Men troon out by their own volition because they wanna become the hentai lesbians they watch, or they hate women and believe becoming a woman is the ultimate form of humiliation.

He's so cute I love him

>>149038536 (OP)
I really do not understand the appeal of this. It's a bunch of ugly guys with uglier personalities; why would I waste my time following their misadventures?

Answer only if you have a husbando
https://strawpoll.com/xVg717GbMyr

>>149043521
...No...
>>149043736
Gloomy I like your works but I am not getting a discord. Discord is a chore, no thanks.

Would probably add Sasquatch but I haven't read AF yet

>>149044657
I googled who that is and she seems like a cool waifu.

Either way, Ben's a pretty chill guy.

>>149044576
That’s fair I understand

>>149038536 (OP)
>>149039418
Everyone wants to post about crushing on nerds, but when it's time to approach them, then it's a different story. Until High-school reunion where they say
>Ohh I actually had a crush on you back in 10th grade haha...

>>149045250
I had a huge crush on this nerdy guy back in 8th grade but his brother told me he had a gf who went to another school, so I never said anything

>>149045250
We know we said this above. There is no need to start shit.

>>149044307
God he’s so cute

here

>>149043818
Why

>>149043818
holy BASE-
>top right
whut

>>149038536 (OP)
You posted him, but we're not short on supplies

>>149047314
Damn that's a cute art style, I want to fuck that Clay too

>>149038536 (OP)
That's gay

>>149049042
Woman moment

new husbando just dropped

>>149047226
why not

>>149047307
everybody disses on my man moreau. he lives a wretched life...but i think he, too, deserves happiness. a similarly mutated wife to love, perhaps

I need him

>>149040846
You seem like a cool guy, I can see why women want you.

>>149040846
I am now in need of Tracer ryona.

perfect boyfailure

>>149044433
>8/10 "female"
this board is truly /co/mblr

>ITT: Fat sweaty neckbeards LARP as tee hee "failgirls" and fool nobody

>>149051754
why do you think its a larp

>>149044657
Phenomenal taste.

>>149039089
I have almost no female friends, so I don’t know. My boyfriend and I met through a mutual friend of ours.

>>149038536 (OP)
Bump so I can post my chart later

>>149040846
lol

>>149052531
Because women don't exsist on 4cham

>>149040846
You seem like a relatively common male, I can see why women are indifferent to you.

>>149038536 (OP)
Yes Man from FNV. I am tearing his wires out

>>149055634
Not /co/

>>149056227
Sorry, you’re right. Here’s my /co/ appropriate answer

>>149039349
>>149039422
>>149043736
>Unironic discord sharing
thanks. I will btfo you so hard irl you will be a man with two anuses

>>149038536 (OP)
Enjoy my ebin husbandos 4chin

>>149040517
I assure you /co/"men" dating & fucking & being friends with /co/mblr/dumblr women is the least Chad thing of it all.
The fact the Internet not only allowed these freaks to meet each other, but their standards dropped so low they actually "enjoy" hanging out with other losers and fucking either titless skinny mixed brown chicks or out of shape slampigs is precisely why society went to shit and precisely why everyone rips on /co/ by calling it tumblr and retards who sold America & Europe for pussy and nothing but pussy ... and maybe their autistic hobbies.
I've seen "women" IRL and dear god if I see one more dress with sneakers I'll snap. They're weirdos of the highest degree who behave like boys and dress like trannies.

Seriously what goes through your generation's head when you put a feminine dress on and then put sneakers on DURING THE SUMMER? You also have an obsession with wearing black all the time and going out only at night like you're vampires. That's what you get for not staying in college and having to work a shitty 9 to 5 job which ironically isn't as bad as a 6 to 6 but we don't talk about construction workers.

It's also you penises who think it's alright for them to wear sneakers with dresses. It doesn't even register in your heads that something is wrong and you should help each other improve and progress. The sheer notion of it makes you reel in disgust cause it reminds you of your parents... at least 33% of you, I've seen most of weirdo's parents and the parents are just as ignorant and sick in the head as the children. Luckily Reddit & 4chan is the minority and luckily these "women" start growing out of it when they realize how ridiculous they look.

I stay way the fuck away from autistic women and men alike. I stay away from DnD groups. What I do on the internet stays on the internet and I'd run the hell away if some weirdo girl wanted to talk cartoons with me instead of talking books and films like a normal person.

>>149057123
Whore

>>149057314

>>149052531
Because most of these characters are suspiciously similar to the average user.

>>149057357
Me?

>>149057412
Yes

>>149057500
Explain

>>149056335
Okay? God forbid I want friends

>>149057314
>Having sex is the least Chad thing of all
Sorry but I stopped reading right there.
I'm sure you're the one true Chad but I don't care, and the other guy is a Chad or at least trying to be and inflating SMV in turn, I don't give a shit though I just refuse to take up any relationship that requires social responsibility.

bnnuy robot

>>149057523
>>149057123
NTA
What the fuck is the point of a honorable mention section, this just feels like collecting Pokemon for the sake of it than it does sincerely wanting somebody to love.

>>149057681
Made for rape correction and nothing more

>>149057681
Everything more than one is exactly this

>>149051378
Hello June Lovejoy.

>>149057701
Meh.
I disagree with that. It's not uncommon to have yourself open to multiple options but knowing what you want to do with them matters.
>>149057686
That sucks ass then, why would you include characters you only wanna fuck with husband material.

>>149057749
It's why I made the distinction, retard. You're just being a complaining faggot for the sake of being a complaining faggot

>>149057771
Nah the other anon was right, you're a whore sorry.

>>149057779
Correction, I'm not the whore if I'm doing the fucking. The one who is fucked is the whore, Friedrich Nietzsche said this

>>149057749
>It's not uncommon to have yourself open to multiple options
Dude
It's fictional characters
Now stop complaining whore

>>149057795
What? No he didn't. Have you read Nietzsche?

>>149057819
I’m gonna fuck you and make you my whore just like he said

>>149057871
No! I am keeping myself pure for my beloved please!

>>149057881
Too late, get down on your knees. You’re getting PEGGED!

>>149057891
Shut up whore and fuck off with your cringe roleplaying

>>149057891
No! NOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anon raped me!
ANON RAPED MEEEEE!!!! Uwaaaaaa huuuu

>>149057902
I’m not even the same person, I just think it’s funny you didn’t get the joke the first time

>>149057735
Nope. But that whore has good taste

>>149041896
Yeah that's basically how I see >>149039390 acting in public. Then the instant we're alone he sucks my dick.

>>149039184
I'm pretty sure he was talking about women, anon

>>149051378
Kino taste.
As for me: add Dan from Dan vs, Beetlejuice (cartoon version), Dante from DMC (especially his DMC5 version) and Eric Draven.

>>149038536 (OP)
vanilla.

>>149038536 (OP)
He was there all along.

>>149055256
This is because the fags chase them away

>>149059670
And that's a good thing.

>>149059670
But I thoght online women loved fags

>>149060517
Only when women are in control on who gets to be a fag

>>149058001
Jack Spicer is the ORIGINAL husbando for me

>>149038536 (OP)
>>149040040
>>149040070
>>149040985
>>149043689
>>149044307
>>149047314
>>149051378
>>149058035
>>149040719
lovely taste ladies

>>149057314

>>149057123
this is a good one. wish i knew more abt spencer.

>>149038536 (OP)
I don't know who that character is but judging from these 4 panels women would avoid him like the plague irl.

>>149061518
WE KNOW.

>>149061419
What

>>149038536 (OP)
are you the femanon who would always post about beating the shit out of him

Easy, my favorite canonical delusion dilf

>>149061695
No, that's not me but I used to talk to her
I wonder what happened to her because I really liked her art

Thank God none of you ugly femlets will ever have children and neither a hot bf. From the drecks you're posting here you don't even expect to get a standardful bf. You'd just waste him if you ever got a quality /fit/ /sci/ /lit/ bf.

>>149062479
Show balls or gtfo

>>149061655
Kevin Spencer you know. The protagonist of the Kevin Spencer Show the Canadian tv series of 1999.
i watched only one episode and my brain went dead and i completly forgot about it.

>>149060657
He’s one of the best boys ever created

>>149058338
Wrong thread

>>149061695
Those posts are already 3-4 years old at this point.
An anon linked her FB and spammed pics of her face for a while. I must have scared her from the Chins, since I haven’t seen her here since.

>>149063650
wtf I've had way more than my face posted here
I've had people dig up an old deviantart from when I was 11 and post it

>cute
>skinny
>obese
>men are violent and scary
>I want to rape men
>It's the idea!!!
>i like ugly unfit skinny or fat men cause I'd totally have a chance with them
>i like them like a pet, like pikachu, I want to own them, control them, kiss them, love them... like an animal.
>it's le personality of a man le le not his looks ... his backstory is really good


Is this thread filled with trannies or is this the average mentally unwell /co/mblrina? cause she sounds exceptionally stereotypical like she's mimicking a human, but she completely fails at it like some weird alien that read a shallow review on how human are supposed to behave and the alien copied some crappy emo autistic teen girl's journal and then copied that and only that.

You sound incredibly weird and fake. Standardless, lacking in objective thinking, stuck with the mixture brain of a 7 year old and a 14 year old.
You don't hang out with normal girl friends or boy friends your age much do you?
Will I run away if I see your face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOcugdk_KU&ab_channel=Piemations


I mean a bunch of 4chan & redditors are autistic themselves, but something about femanons just screams ... creepy 7 year old mind in the body of a creepy looking 30 year old.
Do you look and behave like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHQ9CPRfDsw&ab_channel=ScreamFactoryTV

Femanons just seem much more ""honest"" about their thoughts yet incapable of self reflection. When you ask them why do they think the way they think they give some really shallow and creepy replies. I mean the "You have to eat all the eggs before you go" kind of autistic abnormal level of behaviour. The low IQ yandere kind of "I didn't mean to shove a knife down your throat but you forced me to" kind of weird bipolar cowardly aggressive behaviour.

But especially that fake kind of behaviour like you're trying to copy something and you don't even understand what you're copying, that's the part that creeps me out the most. How many people did you creep out with your behaviour, anons?

You've got dogshit taste

>>149064690
Who does? If you’re talking about the Eltingville guys I kinda agree

>>149039400
Don't EVER compare the TITAN of this board and many other to helluva JOB

50% of this thread is full of fatlards which may or may not be brown or have some serious health problem. 30% are anorexic antisocial sluts with family problems who copy what the autisc NEETs tell them to copy, 15% are gays and trannies, 5% are actual feminine girls who took a wrong turn... and 100% of them are some form of Alabama redneck, mutt, brown, antisocial, introvert, weirdo who attempts to copy what they think girls are supposed to feel, think, do without actually understanding what she's feeling, thinking, doing, just like the gays attempting to copy white matter thinking but their grey matter getting in the way.
In other words A FINE SPECIMEN OF A WOMAN INDEED.
No, none of the weirdos and creeps here are indicative of a normal functioning human being since fat people aren't human, let alone an ideal woman. There's nothing feminine about these autistic freaks of nature who are too dysfunctional to think like a normal human being. Your cat has more of a personality than these weirdos and pack animals attempting to copy each other.

In other words even if you were born with a pussy you will never be a woman, just like /mlp/ will never be a man.

>>149064589
>>149064664
>>149064780
>"You're a fat ugly retard with no boyfriend and no life"
>"You're weird and creepy"
>"You have no self awareness"
All hilarious since half the anons ITT can't understand when chicks are shitposting

>>149064820
>Ii-i-i was just pretending to be retarded!!
No anon you are in fact good for the mental asylum.

>>149064589
>>149064664
>>149064780
Anon is trying to pull a Mr. Garrisson and is lashing out on the femanons ITT because they don't want to molest him like they want to molest cartoon characters... Keep anon in your prayers everyone

>>149064829
Men will sexualize girlfailures and when presented with them, proceed to shoot themselves directly in the foot by being incapable of understanding jokes

>>149064664
>the "You have to eat all the eggs before you go" kind of autistic abnormal level of behaviour
wtf i love femanons now?

i can't decide

What the fuck is going on in this thread? I've never seen one of these go down like this

>>149064894
/r9k/ incels invaded the board again

>>149064664
>How many people did you creep out with your behavior, anons?
So I’m doing a good job then

>>149064894
there’s always a few weirdos who panic at the possible presence of a female. they’re just louder than usual today

Just ignore them

He's perfect

>>149062717
So watch the rest?

Sebben, not birdman

>>149066153
Also Lucas the Magnificent. A weird neckbeard that randomly shrinks a girl? He was made for me.

Bubble Bass also has a lot of size content. I constantly eat so well.

>>149038536 (OP)

>>149064589
>>skinny
>>I want to rape men
>>i like ugly unfit skinny or fat men cause I'd totally have a chance with them
>>i like them like a pet, like pikachu, I want to own them, control them, kiss them, love them... like an animal.
If this is you i can hook you up, i know a bunch of mostly straight dorks with low self esteem and submissive streaks

>>149057686
Yes! let their little buttholes bleed!

>>149040308
>>149057669
A NEET fucking another NEET does not make you a Chad. It makes you a double loser doubling down on being a failure.

Instead of getting a normal person as your bf/gf to help you improve yourself by setting a standard you double down on being a loser by dating another loser who lowers your standards furthermore and turns you into the worst version of yourself imaginable. What's even worse is that nowadays you genuine mental cases accept each other as lazy standardless good for nothing failures who are too lazy to eat healthy, cook a meal worth a damn, clean ourselves, take out the trash, do the dishes, go to college, get a well paying job, etc.
Gen-Zers are such delusional morons who refuse to improve while pretending they did.

>>149066792
Okay but what if I want to care of and pamper my cute NEET bf because I want to make him as happy as possible. Can't do that without having a job and cooking nice meals, therefore bettering myself.

>>149066788
Hhawt. Thank you for the encouraging words, I will do my part. I won’t disappoint this thread!

>>149066935
Let's be honest, you won't do that, your mother or grandmother will do that.

>>149067267
I've been in a relationship with a "manchild" for 8 years now. I do infact do that.

I've also encouraged hobbies + I personally love camping and going on hikes. He'd obviously prefer to stay in his room and go on the computer 24/7 but he'll still tag along!! Still trying to get him to join me on my week long bike trips but that's pushing it.

I'm not trying to fix him, but I definitely encourage a more physically and mentally healthier lifestyle. I simply find the manchild trope cute.

I understand where you're coming from, especially with the younger generation. Though I don't know why you're so stressed about it

>>149066792
>A NEET fucking another NEET does not make you a Chad. It makes you a double loser doubling down on being a failure.
Yeah bro and being a millionaire, home owner, bugatti driver who is single and "Doesn't focus on women" makes you a winner right?
Fucking retard.

>>149067500
NTA, but...

>you're either DSP or Andrew Tate, no inbetween.

This is a very 16-year-old way of thinking. You know what I mean?

>>149067710
No anon I'm saying Andew Tate is a fucking loser and what happens when an incel hopped on red pill copium larps as Chad.
You cannot "Self improve" into Chad, if you do you are dark triad maxxing and become a psychopath.
Chad is born.

>>149045250
I've tried. Nerdy guys are very particular about their women. If you're not conventionally attractive, you dont exist to them.

>>149067948
>The nerdy guys in question you were asking out

>>149067982
Nope. I've always been into guys that look like Ricky Moranis or Bill Nye.

>>149067500
Yes, you got a fucking problem you ugly stinky basement dwelling whore? Careful who you get jealous over, titless bitch.

>>149068031
I'm a man nigga.

>>149068012
You say that like Rick Moranis and Bill Nye weren't at least good looking enough to get a career in hollywood.
Why do you think he was cast as Dark Helmet?

>>149067948
>The woman in question.

>>149068059
This is what a 10/10 looks like in Israel
>though

>>149068040
Then stop behaving like a jealous estrogen bitch, NIGGER.

>>149068058
You're right, anon. No one could ever out-chad Dark Helmet.

>>149068071
>SAR I MAY NOT HAVE DE BITCH SAR I AM VIRGIN BUT I AM MILLIONAIRE INVEST I OWN BOOGATI AND AM FIT SAAR JUST LIKE HERO ANDREW TATE SAAR
No one's jealous faggot, we're laughing at how pathetic you are.

>>149068071
Don't forget the titless part. Men have boob envy as much women have dick envy.

>>149068095
Unironically

>>149068101
Shut up little NiggeR. Don't get your Jordans in a twist now. There there daddy welfare will buy you another pair of shoes just like the woman you niggers are, right when your daddy comes back with the watermelon during this summer because we both know niggers can't drink milk.

>>149068124
This type of behavior isn't gonna get you any bitches, anon. Please calm down you're embarrassing yourself

>>149068124
Niggers literally worship try hard retards like Tate thoughever, they're asshurt because white women don't want them and think if they emulate Tate and get rich and fit enough they can eventually trick some gold digger into wanting them. That's why they all waste millions a year on "Self impoovment" programs.
I'm note even gonna insult you back you should just be aware that only literal niggers buy into the self improvement meme because white men are either born Chad or have the clarity of mind to be defeatist incel monks with high iqs.
If you cannot grasp this it is because the melanin in your brain is preventing you from thinking properly. Plain and simple.

>>149067948
I don't know I've seen a lot of nerdy guys with equally weird looking chicks that ontop of a lot nerds just being desperate for any kind of gf.

>How anons think Anons see themselves when they have some weird standards such as being conventionally attractive but misunderstood, brooding, creepy like Sasuke and not blonde blue-eyed Naruto who's objectively good looking compared to Sasgay who is black.
>They think the average Redditor & 4chan Anon is looking for 50 Shade of Grey Twilight kinda looks

1/2 - to be continued

>>149068166
>How anons who actually feel the need to breed with some nerdy looking man with a 150k/year job view themselves.
>What... the Kanker sisters were attractive, right?
>Dude, my man, my bro, my sister from another mother ... they're literally called "kanker" do you know what kanker is?

>>149068200
>What actual 4chan anons are and want; introverted rednecks. She smokes & drinks? even better! it makes her hotter, said the redneck anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJYny4UPQs&ab_channel=myloveforanimation

>The average 4chan anon is a hilly billy or a weirdo stoner living in California who thinks weed is fine since at least it's not cocaine.
https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?t=81

>>149068255
You are the single dumbest crackhead schizo on this image board.

This is a thread about cartoons and comic characters we find hot.

>>149039702
>They don’t actually want someone like that, they only like the idea and any actual woman like that they’d relentlessly demean, mock and refuse to believe they actually like the things they like for the sake of it.
I had one and it was honest to fucking god perfect. Losing her absolutely destroyed me and I still can't believe I fucked up such a fucking good relationship over nothing.

>>149040308
>learn to be vulnerable and cast your hate aside.
I did and then they threw me away and refused to accept me for who I am while being WORSE than who I am.

>>149068255
>>149068166
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Aaahhh its true. ;) 4chan is 35% browns, 45% slavics, 10% asians, 5% niggers and 5% actual whites.
Sadly all browns & slavs think they're white. "Whiter than you, schlomo!!" hahaha.
Oh no Anons are very well aware they're stoners & weirdos and redneck hillybillys (but I live in a city how can I be a redneck) hush, mutt.
Yeah so they know they're mutts, they view themselves as pic related, but they think they're much more attractive than they actually are. Or they believe they're much much finer and they're positive stereotypes.

>>149068162
Like this shining example over here who thinks he's the opposite of Andrew Tate.
Anon he's calling you a bitch nigger who behaves like Andrew Tate, not the other way around. Reading comprehension, nigger.

>>149039761
The undeserved condescension and smugness in your gay post is why you don't have sex.

>>149057314
The type of women you hate are going to want to fuck you more with this sort of ranting.

>>149069018
No it's because women hate ugly men sorry

>>149040540
>discord groups
>good for social skills

Anon living behind a screen is not going to get you social skills, specially from fucking random discord groups.

I'm literally the sort of vibe the women on this site look for but since my politics are to the center-right of Marx there's no point in caring

Bitch did you cry? Did you cry like a bitch nigger?
I think a mexican pretending to be a nigger wants to get raped by a pine cone or a steel pipe this month. Of course I won't give you my BWC, you can go stare at me while I jack off onto your weird orange to brown skin and my hot cum lands on your skin just to see what the contrast looks like. Then I'll raise you up above an elementary school's flagpole in your muttistan country and all the kids can laugh at the nigger covered in cum.

>>149069097

Before anyone says anything this man >>149069304 and his posts offend janny therefore no matter what you think of the content of his posts as a form of social activism we must support him and his posts, this is in fact, a general improvement on the site overall.

>>149069217
Plenty of women are center right. They just can't be open about it since they don't want to be hated by the swarm

Posting my cat man

I must molest his gonads and surrounding mebrane

POST HUSBANDOS OR KILL YOURSELF WE DON'T NEED THIS OFF TOPIC SHIT IN EVERY THREAD

>>149070352
Amazing husbando anon, your love for your pic related single handedly rekindled my hope in love as a concept. The way your art draws him caressing you and kissing him as you feel his pecs while he holds you in his arms is really well done, you must have commissioned someone high quality to do you art for you. Thank you for setting an example for the rest of us regarding how beautiful love can be and how to properly express it.
You stupid fucking nigger

>>149066192
I keep forgetting lol
think i will watch compilations instead.

>>149069935
Trying to find a slampig on /soc/ said otherwise

>>149070600
See the mistake here was going on /soc/

>>149070659
Valid point, certainly learned my lesson

>>149070600
Don't use /soc/ never /soc/ everyone there sucks and the one person who I did get to actually date led me into an abusive relationship.

>>149070600
Slampigs tend to be right-leaning, weirdly enough

Post more husbandos

>>149071128
No, let's let this thread die
Looks like incels are more lonely this time of year than usual

>>149071390
If it's a seasonal thing then you know you must go all summer without a husbando thread right?

Not all Husbandos but here have my whole cake. I wouldn't consider this a "hear me out" cake since my taste is perfect.

This is just a good way to show every character I'd fuck.

Posting my baby daddy in a husbando thread

Online friends roasted me for putting Rigby in here

>>149071476
>Baby daddy
I thought you said you were gay like 3 threads ago

>>149071540
As they should

>>149071439
These threads are shit anyway I can live without them

>>149071845
No my taste is great, because I have Dan in there

>>149071540
>>149071845
Rigby is objectively better than Mordecai and not the worst choice, prepare for your friends destruction and that anons destruction