Thread 149040859

In the olden days, one would dismantle their mailbox in hopes of curtailing judgmental letters about the state of their home's outward upkeep, only to have a carrier pigeon crash through their bedroom window in the dead of night. The note on its leg would be a crude drawing of the house's unacceptable facade.

Oh Ronnie!

>>149040859 (OP)
Is that Pendleton Ward?

>>149040893
no, it's Matt Groening

>>149040883
Damn. I NEED to loose weight, this is too relatable...

>>149040883
Wasn't he a sphere in that one where he's remembering that redhead that liked him as a kid? It doesn't add up, unless... does anybody have that strip on hand with the guy that killed and became Ronnie?

>>149040900
>>149040859 (OP)
What happened to his hair? Why si he balding?

>>149040935
age comes for us all

>>149040932
He must have been fat in high school, then hit a growth spurt before/during college that briefly decreased his BMI to sub-whale levels, and later his BMI rose back up like a DBZ character after the second beating from the same enemy.

>>149040935
yes

>>149041422
>Ore we Supah Obesita!

>>149040859 (OP)
is this the guy with the bdsm wife he abuses

>>149042497
damn i want some macnoggits they look like they'd be crispy as hell

Sex with fat Agrias. That is all.

Ronnie really fell off. The new comics just don't have the same spark as before.

>>149042150
Wouldn't turning down the heating lower the power bill?

>>149042782
He's lowering the temperature which means the AC will have to run more.

>>149042782
During the winter yes. Why would you be running the heat in the middle of the summer?

>>149040859 (OP)
>>149040883
>>149040900
Fat anime paedo

>>149040883
This is too relatable. College Ronnie looks like me when I was college aged. And now I look like Ronnie as he's depicted in that one comic before the hiatus when he's referred to as "dump slump."

>>149043023
Although
, unlike college Ronnie, I had a proper beard back then.

>>149042731
>is this the guy with the bdsm wife he abuses
Where do I even start? No.

>>149040935
Bald and piglike

>>149040859 (OP)
So we have here an overweight, depressed, anime-loving, introverted, terminally online, self-deprecating webcomic artist who from all outside appearances seems to be a guinely decent guy in spite of everything.

What do we think he'll get v& for?

>>149043039
what

>>149043560
>Ronnie having a wife in the first place
>Ronnie being into BDSM
>Ronnie abusing anyone
You're retarded.

>>149042782
The AC is there to make it colder. If you turn the temperature down on it, it means you're telling it to try and make it even colder.
See it as the inverse of a heater.
With a heater, if you want more heat, that means more power.
With an AC, if you want more cold, that means more power.

>>149043847
>Ronnie being into BDSM
Honestly, that is not too outlandish.

>>149043925
Where THE FUCK is he going to find nipple clamps that big, anon. WHERE.

>>149043998
...Fair point.

Did you guys make sure to buy him soup for his birthday?

>>149042731
Sick reference, bro.

>>149044660
This is most certainly an aged-up Eric Cartman self-shipper, right? We can all agree on that?

>>149042763
Sex with fat Agrias, or anal sex with Lois Anal?

>>149045897
what?