You know, considering what a corrupt town full of morons Springfield is, it makes perfect sense that it was founded by a pirate as an excuse to hide from the authorities.
>>149044333
I think they'll supposed to have blue eyes but that might have just been a gag. The only family member we know the eye color for sure of is Marge which are Hazel
>>149046048
They constantly do that. Its like the fucking Berlin public transport service's social media where they constantly post jokes about how fucking dirty and late they always are, instead of fixing the problems.