Imagine your dick game being so good a SUCCUBUS gets a tattoo with your name on it

>>149049134 (OP)
Blitz being straight would fix this show

>>149049134 (OP)
>Blitz
Let's be realistic here: there's no way that Mangbetu-looking motherfucker slept with all those people, let alone Verosika. He's one of the ugliest characters in the show.

>>149049214
Anon, most people who sleep around and particularly the ones who run away like Blitz does aren't the best looking people.
That's how whores work. They hate themselves and they look for other people who hate themselves because sleeping with people and having low committal relationships is how they validate themselves.
Whores are basically just incels who get laid

>>149049211
he is a degenerate and the show doesn't even need to clarify or anything.
>>149049214
I dunno about it, he has cash and if he is on a roll he would definitely squirm his way into fucking them as long as the price is right.

>>149049134 (OP)
That's because Blitzo is the creator's pet alongside that dumb owl faggot, so they do shit like this despite the dude being basically Roger from American dad with a red skin.

>>149049211
Not at all. Blitzo being a degenerate who would fuck anyone regardless of sex or relationship status was the one of the few right calls made.

Yet it wasn't good enough to get either of the M&Ms

all goyim go to hell

>>149049351
Yeah, he should be a perv.

>>149049134 (OP)
It's not even spelled right...

I don't have to imagine it.

>>149050459
No, not believing in Jesus sends you to Hell.

>>149050152
You know she cheats on him on the daily, right?

>>149054064

>>149049211
>Straight dude has to bang a rich homosexual locked in a failed marriage for money and power as his lies pile up and he starts wondering if he was that straight to begin with, while Stolas finally goes outside long enough to develop a basic gaydar and start asking questions

If you switch the sexualities around you have most books written in the late 60s so it might just work but I wouldn't trust Vivzie with this shit.

>>149049134 (OP)
Why the fuck would Blitzo dump her? She loved him, she is beautiful, talented, fun, is sex hungry yet loving, and has good fashion sense. And, yet, Blitzo steals her car and credit cards, leaves her stranded at a shitty motel, and runs up a debt for her on shitty horse riding lessons. What kind of fucking imbecile throws that away over something so retarded?

>>149054695
>Why the fuck would Blitzo dump her? She loved him, she is beautiful, talented, fun, is sex hungry yet loving, and has good fashion sense.

You answered your own question. It's spelled out in the sixth episode and a lot of subsequent episodes that Blitzø has serious self-hatred issues and doesn't think he deserves to be loved, so he pushes people away when they get too close.

>this literal malformed, violent, vulgar creature was able to make one of hells most popular personalities fall in love with him to the point she became completely broken when he dumped her
how in the actual fuck, is his dick game out of this world or something?
how do people keep becoming obsessed with this freak?

>>149054762
Yeah, it's a major and consistent theme that Blitzo is his own worst enemy at the end of the day.

>>149049134 (OP)
succubi are the most overrated sex-related supernatural beings

>>149055368
It says a lot about me that I see him as a relatable character, doesn't it?

>>149055592
Out of curiosity, who would you say are better?

>>149056166
Male leprechauns

>>149056189
Checks out.

>>149049134 (OP)
She looks hungry...