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Anonymous No.149059430 >>149059451 >>149059490 >>149059498 >>149059576 >>149059866 >>149060727 >>149060740
Who's better?
Anonymous No.149059446 >>149059477 >>149059973 >>149060695 >>149060862
Anonymous No.149059448
Anonymous No.149059451 >>149059491 >>149059686 >>149059804
>>149059430 (OP)
Ahsoka trumps Rey in terms of sexiness, personality, and pretty much everything that matters. In terms of damage done to Star Wars? Ahsoka's got Rey beat. Super special white lightsaber, time travel, defeating powerful enemies with no effort. Filoni needs to stop.
Anonymous No.149059477
>>149059446
WTF makes you think I don't think starkiller isn't a Mary sue?
Anonymous No.149059490 >>149059555
>>149059430 (OP)
ahsoka, and you didn't even bother to add more girls to choose from.
Anonymous No.149059491
>>149059451
Rey is a Mary Sue. Early/TCW Ahsoka is not a Mary Sue.
Disney Ahsoka is the biggest Mary Sue right next to Sabine.
Anonymous No.149059498
>>149059430 (OP)
Ahsoka. It's not even close.
Anonymous No.149059555
>>149059490
love the slight blush and the snips on the coffee cup.
Anonymous No.149059576 >>149060754
>>149059430 (OP)
hmm

Ahsoka has bigger boobs and isn't a magnet for armpit fetishists

but Rey has three holes
Anonymous No.149059686
>>149059451
She's meant to be powerful all Jedi are, I remember her getting kidnapped & defeated a few times. Even retreating, she was very beautiful and went on kino adventures with Anakin & Obi Wan. Fighting iconic villains like Darth Maul & Grievous, even Count Dooku was around. They got involved in heaps of planetary conflicts, two lightsabers and fighting style was very nice.

You think that did damage to Star Wars, but not Rey?
>Vanilla one lightsaber
>Beats seasoned veteran without breaking a sweat
>No cool manoeuvring or use of terrain during battles
>Ungrateful negro actor complaining online about 'Rey shouldn't have been with Kylo, he wanted her'
>No iconic legends, just a throwback Yoda ghost & powerless Luke
>No Jedi organization/training necessary
>Entire empire is toppled by girl boss feminist poofters & coons

years ensues of "wtf Disney ruined it we hate star war now."
>re-release revenge of the sith episode:3 in cinemas
>recognizable figureheads whom fit the fantasy aesthetic make a comeback.
>all the lieutenants, generals, emperors fall the darkness & betrayal and lust for power/control
>political deception, murder of innocence & overthrowing established order
>fondly remembered iconic music, begins with epic space battle
>climaxes is a fight over insta-kill lava between a teacher & student, stakes are high
>forever holds a chip on his shoulder, is now bitter resentful jaded and holds a grudge
>expresses genuine remorse over killing the mother to his child
>ends with him patiently overseeing the construction of a weapon of mass destruction
>breaks records as highest grossing cinematic re-release of all time
Yeah I'm thinking undisputed kino.

>disney
>compulsory, mandated, essential & necessary inclusion of dark skinned freaks
>"me jedi too, me jedi too!"
>girlboss that everyone inexplicably agrees with
Absolute dogshit, no question about it.
Anonymous No.149059804 >>149060869
>>149059451
She's meant to be powerful all Jedi are, I remember her getting kidnapped & defeated a few times. Even retreating, she was very beautiful and went on kino adventures with Anakin & Obi Wan. Fighting iconic villains like Darth Maul & Grievous, even Count Dooku was around. They got involved in heaps of planetary conflicts, two lightsabers and fighting style was very nice.

You think that did damage to Star Wars, but not Rey?
>Vanilla one lightsaber
>Beats seasoned veteran without breaking a sweat
>No cool manoeuvring or use of terrain during battles
>Ungrateful negro actor complaining online about 'Rey shouldn't have been with Kylo, he wanted her'
>No iconic legends, just a throwback Yoda ghost & powerless Luke
>No Jedi organization/training necessary
>Entire empire is toppled by girl boss feminist poofters & coons

years ensues of "wtf Disney ruined it we hate star war now."
>re-release revenge of the sith episode:3 in cinemas
>recognizable figureheads whom fit the fantasy aesthetic make a comeback.
>all the lieutenants, generals, emperors. all the darkness & betrayal and lust for power/control
>political deception, murder of innocence & overthrowing established order
>fondly remembered iconic music, begins with epic space battle
>climaxes in a fight over insta-kill lava between a teacher & student, stakes are high
>forever has a chip on his shoulder, is now bitter resentful jaded and holds a grudge
>expresses genuine remorse over killing the mother to his child
>ends with him patiently overseeing the construction of a weapon of mass destruction
>breaks records as highest grossing cinematic re-release of all time
Yeah I'm thinking undisputed kino.

>disney
>compulsory, mandated, essential & necessary inclusion of dark skinned freaks & warrior wamman
>"me jedi too, me jedi too!"
Absolute dogshit, no question about it.
Anonymous No.149059866
>>149059430 (OP)
Ahsoka is Star Wars. Rey is Disney diversityslop.
Anonymous No.149059931
They're both shit.
Anonymous No.149059973
>>149059446
I can call star killer a Mary sue if it means I get to call rey one as well.
Anonymous No.149060695
>>149059446
starkiller has been in sith training most of his life by the beginning of his game thoughever
Anonymous No.149060727 >>149061556
>>149059430 (OP)
Filonislop has done more damage to star wars than Rey did.
Anonymous No.149060740
>>149059430 (OP)
>check boxoffice
Right. Right is better by magnitudes. Her movies are the highest grossing star wars movies even after adjusting for inflation
Anonymous No.149060754 >>149061526
>>149059576

>but Rey has three holes

wait, how many do togrutans have
Anonymous No.149060825
Making Rey the long lost granddaughter of Palpatine is pretty cringe Mary Sue worthy, but it’s still a fucking better explanation than TLJ saying she’s a rando that the Force empowered cause it auto-balances when one side is too strong or whatever.
Anonymous No.149060862
>>149059446
>Wow a prodigy that already had been taken cared of by a Jedi, started training at the age of can't even fucking speak in a game that has you killing fodder for most of the game and senile Jedi that have been on the run for decades is... decently powerful?
If you exclude the DLC which obviously doesn't fucking happen Starkiller is portrayed as just barely above Vader and that's when he's at his absolute strongest vs Vader on a random day of his life. Also "under trained" yet somehow beats everyone she fights even when she's outnumbered.
Anonymous No.149060869 >>149061461
>>149059804
a response
Anonymous No.149061461
>>149060869
thanks papi
Anonymous No.149061526
>>149060754
two

they're basically a tube
Anonymous No.149061556 >>149061644
>>149060727
lucas did more damage by selling his fucking goldmine to disney out of pettiness.
Anonymous No.149061644
>>149061556
True. Worst backstab against your own franchise in movie history, and for no good reason, too.