fatherless behavior

Posting goonbait on a chinese cartoon imageboard

>>149063751
This is the western cartoon imageboard. Just because western cartoons are dying doesn't change that fact

imagine the fart smells

>>149063705 (OP)
>all of them had skanky mons rash from using dull razors
their legs would be covered in cuts and they probably stunk, maybea im a faggot but as a i grew i just felt bad for the characters. probably have terrible hand me down bras that hurt to wear

bbc can fix them

>>149063772
i did. i think lee did it best

>>149063705 (OP)

>>149063857

>>149063857
Wait, why is Double D going with May

>>149063911
Because Marie and Lee don't want to go.

>>149063751
The end times are here so might as well wait until Jesus comes back

>>149063911
Because may is best girl

>>149063857
>>149063875
Plap plap plap!!!

>>149063911
They were canon in the Valentine's special (under the influence of Sarah and Jimmy as Cupid angels, for some reason...)

>>149065206
Think that just helped a lot of fans realize how cute and fixable may is of the kankers

>>149063705 (OP)

>>149065746
>>149065199
>>149063705 (OP)
I sure would hate if they raped me

>>149065752
Yeah, not wanting it is how rape is defined, why are you stating the obvious?

>>149065760
well you know just so they know I don't want that

>>149063705 (OP)
I like dumb girls

>>149065871

>>149066168

>>149065199

>>149064090
Dude. I actually work in a morgue and Jesus came back to life but I had to kill him becouse he saw me fucking the dead bodies.

>>149066333
You too? Man being a mortician is rough.

>>149063705 (OP)
which one would let me smell her ass?
no braps, braps are gross

>>149066333
>>149066375
>>149066501
I'm out

>>149063705 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r0eVjF08GE&ab_channel=AreaSixtyNine

May got that crazy throat .

>>149066657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r0eVjF08GE&ab_channel=AreaSixtyNine

>>149063705 (OP)
>>149065746
>>149065751
>>149065760
Edd is so lucky.

>>149066951
Those ladies are definitely wanted in another state for statutory rape.

>>149066177
Putting the 9/11 towers in the back is crazy

They need be on a leash and collar

>>149066664
lucky

>>149066951
Unf

>>149065226
It's because she's the dumber of the three, easily going along with her sisters. I don't think she's ever instigated assaulting the Eds. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>149065257
>that May
Nice.

>>149069495
Cute

>>149063751
chinese cartoon board ?
i though this was a taiwanese knitting forum

>>149063705 (OP)
that's the implication? filling the role? shit is wierd.

do you think the eds would've looked back on their pasts and regretted what they missed out on

You encounter Marie
What will you do?

>>149070872
I take the initiative

>>149071091
Good luck with that.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ebmr2jkta6zt35wb.png

>>149071154
I'm bigger and stronger than her

>>149071196
She's fifty feet tall.

>>149070872
do a 360 and walk away

>>149071240
In your dreams

>>149071313
Did you not check the image?

>>149070872
Ask her where Lee is

>>149071331
Yep, that's clearly your dreamgirl version of marie

>>149071281
Walking isn't fast enough.

>>149063705 (OP)
I never liked these whores.

>>149071557

>>149071667

>>149071667

>>149071714

>>149071771

>>149071932

>>149069482
She instigated assaulting Jimmy in the movie, but he deserved it.

>>149071372
Inside her.

>>149071966

>>149071703
Would, with tongue

>>149063705 (OP)
They can call me their new daddy

God I want them to rape the fuck out of me and suffercate me with their cunts

>>149072345
They won't JUST be using their cunts.

>>149063705 (OP)

>>149067877
>9/11 towers
Zoomer

>>149063705 (OP)
Double D had the best Kanker sister.

>>149072589
What a dream those eds lived https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/72/e4/72e471a58e3547100935ee4881fc3530

>>149066951
Who do they main?

>>149073111
Yeah, we know.

>>149073335
Lee- DK, likes big guys and picking up people

Marie- Meta Knight because to her that's edgy (but after a few loses chooses Yoshi because he's easier)

May is Kirdy because cute (but secretly her actual main is Mario and she's learn all the hit boxes and frame rates)

>>149066177
>twin towers still standing
It... it was a better time

>>149063705 (OP)
If their teeth weren't fucked up and they weren't as grimy as they are I would like them more.

But what if they were monke?

>>149074649
sauce?

>>149074649
MHmmmmmmm...... MONKE
>>149074821
Art is by sssonic2, but it was inspired by this pic, made by redustheriotact

>>149074832
>>149074649
need Monkey Lee and Marie too

>>149074926
>>149074832
>>149074649
The monke I can take or leave, that belly is the best part here

>>149069482
Yeah basically this also she is the most bullied of the sisters seems she's the canon youngest.

Also that valentine day ep did wonders for her, think she has the most canon potential and marie got the most fanon potential (mostly because head canoned as punk and goth)


Also unlike her sisters she genuinely cares about Ed, wanting him to like her back. Remember she was crying about not getting love and her sisters told her to just force it and in another ep they even kidnapped ed for her. So maybe with the right guy you get a super horny gf who can know boundaries and is super affectionate

>>149074649
Why is she a monke? Is this a reference to an episode?

>>149075580
>Is this a reference to an episode?
No, unless it's a reference to when Kevin was one, but I don't think that's the reason.

>>149075580
In the hypnosis episode Eddy turned Kevin into a monkey. But that didn't really involve May. The kankers ended up turning the ess into dogs and that's the way the episode ended.

Maybe the artist is just hype about DK

>>149075777
Nah think he's refering to the kevin monkey in eddy's idealized world

>>149075580
Nah, just monke'd

>>149075861
Is that where Eddy butes the sun and it turns into the moon?

>>149063857
>>149063911
It's extra retarded because Ed would be far more likely to attend a comic-con than Edd.

I do feel like they genuinely start to care about the eds in the end, enough to go out of their way to save them from the cul-de-sac kids in the hope to impress them at least

>>149076012
No, it's from earlier in the same episode that caused somebody to make >>149071154

>>149073553
>Meta Knight
>melee

>>149063705 (OP)
I can become their father if you know what I mean heh heh

>>149076417
He probably meant Samus.
Zero-Suit Samus.

>>149076417
In he not in Melee?

Truth be told I'm an n64 cat, so I just assumed.

>>149076012
No the wall ep where eddy ran the ed bank

>>149076662
Check the wiki

>>149072642
Is that Wood Rocket

>>149074832
I tried to suggest he do Dusk from the Hex Girls next

>>149063705 (OP)
Hey now. Don't talk shit about fatherless sluts. They were how I got laid as often as I did.

>>149076948
Why should we care about that?

>>149063705 (OP)
may looks so fine here

do trailer trash girls make good gfs?

>>149077453
Depends on their disposition

>>148943653

they look like they clog toilets on purpose

>>149063705 (OP)

>>149066177
there's honestly something so nice about these drawings. the idea of the classic cartoon network cartoons being a shared universe.

it's cute. i like it. makes me nostalgic.

>>149073795
Madmark has a knack for trailer/hillbilly trash. It's those blackened eyelids, they scream cheap make-up and amped whoriness.

>>149079680
Nice art.

>>149079523
You will like these CN bumpers. They are fun in the same Vein the Poker night games were seeing these exentric characters in mundane situations is...well fun to watch.
https://youtu.be/pbbYs-Ki1x8?si=sHvOhP5NS33CDKm7

>>149063751
Posting tourism takes

>>149079680
Unf

>>149066177
Yeah CN City was a great thing and more could have come of it, maybe an actual show where characters from various show interact each other; the annual budget would have been spent but fuck it.

>>149081583
CN City was too pure for this dark world

>>149081470
He was a fool for turning this down

>>149082587
The suburbanite fears the trailerite

>>149083195
F

Real trailer trash are gross and crazy.

>>149084061
Living near trailer trash it really does depend on their disposition, there are quite a few good ones but they need to get away from the rest. That being said it's very easy to fall into parenthood regardless
t. hick

>>149084061
And? All that matters is getting your dick wet

>>149085686
I'd rewatch The Bro Show if I were you
It implies Eddy is his girlfriend's uncle

>>149086809
>fanfic

>>149079692
>>149079680
>>149073795
I should jerk off

bump

I think May is secretly the most dangerous one. She seems like the type who would smother you with love while staying in bed all day, doing nothing but fucking. She wouldn't even get up after you came in her and just cuddle until youre ready to go again. that's how you'll end up with a dozen kids

>>149088887
most likely one to fuck a black guy

>>149088990
Why are you obsessed with black guys

>>149088887
UNF

>>149089026
hes not obsessed with black guys, hes obsessed with the idea of white women being impregnated by black men, to murky the waters of blood purity etc etc et fucking cetera

>>149090313
>to murky the waters of blood purity etc etc et fucking cetera
Of the fucking kanker sisters. Dem waters long since been muddy bro

>>149090468
You'd be surprised how white trailer trash can stay.

>>149084061
That's their appeal dude

>>149090511
He doesn't get it.

>>149088887
She isn't dangerous she's just intensely needy, but she most likely to be tamed and fixable. You can teach her no means no, and that you are busy sometimes. She'd be like the female version of a golden retriever bf,
>she'd be scratching at the door waiting for you
>pacing back and forth til you can come back.
>Then when you arrive, she shows you the big meal she made for you
>with a intense kiss as she almost knocks you over leaping for joy at you.
>Then after you are full she works you out
>with some of the sloppiest, most intense degrading euphoric sexo in existence.
>She either wants you to blow her back out or will crush your pelvis riding you for hours.
>She's a total sub for her turtledove, but is happy to take the lead if you aren't that type but more of a switch at best

>>149066951
No hay fag, let's play SSB64 instead

>>149063705 (OP)

>>149093758

>>149093871

>>149088990
what kind of shit does someone have to go to to "troll" by spamming shit like this 24/7 on a yeast roll assembly line?

>>149081470
cute

>>149093871
>>149093880
Just May?

>>149096155
At least for Gara.

>>149097536

>>149097556

>>149063705 (OP)
So Danny literally just posted this

>>149098096
He always was based

>>149098096
Did a fan give him this? Is there any context?

>>149098598
There's no context he just posted it as is 17 hours ago.

>>149098866
17 hours? I feel like I've seen that post a long time ago already

>>149098938
He promoted the pins before. This seems like bought it and posted it. Feel free to check out his insta


https://www.instagram.com/danny.antonucci?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

>>149092155
So cute. I envy Edd.

>>149096563

>>149100224
that neck...

>>149098096
based

>>149098096
neat

Danny Antonucci has posted softcore porn of the girls multiple times on his instagram lol

>"Hey Double Dee, My dad and mom are out of town for the week"

>>149093758
>EE&E and Death Becomes Her
What an odd crossover.

>>149104931
>that season 1 episode where edd actually wanted to fuck an annoying 8 year old

>>149104931
>>149104990
he never really stopped

>>149104685
Proud he left an impression on people.

>>149103392
I like when they get along.

>>149105306
Hell yeah

>>149105306
What's sweet is you can tell their mom loves them, they're just all fatherless.

>>149105306
>oven mitt stockings
lmao

>>149072642
sauce?

>>149084061
And are they any worse than niggers?

>>149104685
But has he seen the other image?

>>149107634
They're less inclined to stab or shoot you if you ask them to turn down their music or tell them to get out of your seat, but they'll either throw hands or call you a fag depending on if they drunk or sober

>>149063705 (OP)
>farherless
not for long!

>>149104931
Ed might snap Edd's neck if he actually made a move on his sister.

>>149107856
>Ed might snap Edd's neck if he actually made a move on his sister.
while Ed is protective of Sarah, I think he'd also be delighted at the idea of Edd ending up his brother-in-law

>>149065199
still the best

>>149093758
>not calling it Death Becomes Ed or some other similar variation
One job

>>149107734
Can you really handle them though?

>>149063705 (OP)
may sex

>>149110787
Meh.

>>149111059

>>149111296
>just Lee
Don't particularly care.

>>149111582
I got you covered

>>149094032
stop falling for it god damn it's not that hard you zoomers are fucking retarded

>>149111697
>no faces
Eh...

>>149111697
Ok, that was awesome.

>>149104685
kek he is so based

>>149066951
Lee is always ridiculously fuckable in fanart

>>149114145
Not that one, I do like that one where looks really cleaned up with her hair down and her eyes visisble, looked on style too

>>149070376
What do you missed, they married the Kankers.

>>149111697
disgusting

>>149115910
Here, have the original

>>149111697
>>149116286
That edit was so good I actually started gaslighting myself into thinking it was real.

>>149116286
See >>149111723

>>149063705 (OP)
More like brotherless behaviour

>>149063705 (OP)
Godbless fatherless horny teen girls.

>>149104685
nice

>>149117440
Did Vampire Meerkat draw this?

>>149106308
no idea, other anon said wood rocket but i don't know what that means

found it

>>149111697
Looks like SB's work

>>149120448
rad

>>149119022
Idk It's been lost media for a while

What did Lee mean when she said "the first one inside got to give him mouth-to-mouth"?

>>149121834
What else?

bump

>>149105065
I can see them getting together eventually. Think about it, Nazz is in love with Kevin, Double D doesn’t want anything to do with Marie, and May still has oneitis for Ed. Sarah is Double D’s only option.

>>149063759
>being this new

>>149121610
Who is the artist?

I drew a Louise Belcher off-model design, to draw her with an actual chin, mqybe i'll do the same for the Kankers

>>149124749
Do you have the pic?

>>149121610
Neat

>>149121588
>Pic's been lost media for a while
Oh, fuck.

>>149121588
Really? Damn

>>149111582
She really is the worst out of them

wait a minute.. those are the Kanker sisters!

>>149128279
Took you long enough.

>>149105249
>striped shirt
>plaid skirt
>fishnets
>converse
my quirky Rawr Zim waifu

>>149063705 (OP)
Take off your gooner goggles. They smell bad & straightup trailer trash. The Eds were willing to accept them but then the Kanker sisters became very aggressive & violent towards them, which is why even the Cul De Sac kids hate them too. Nass is the best girl.

>>149104685
Kek. Truly the bizzaro John K.

>>149130131
Nazz has oneitis for Kevin the bikesexual. She sucks too.

>>149130131
>Nass is the best girl.

>>149130556
You’re right, it’s Sarah

>>149130570
>Sarah
You have shit taste too.
She'll cuck you for Jimmy.

>>149130590
You mean Edd

>>149125491
Tbe Louise one? Here

>>149122505
Perhaps the sisters wanted to torture him for beating up their bfs

>>149131551
I figured they were gonna fuck and tell the cops he raped them

>>149130131
Nazz would be thinking about Kevin the whole time.

>>149074283
Girls with fucked up teeth give the best blowjobs. There's a girl with fucked up teeth whose tooth gap I always fantasized about blowing loads between.

How open to incest would the Kankers be?

>>149124704
computer

>>149129955
That happened to me. I reacted the same

>>149134469
Avid practicers

>>149063705 (OP)
Farter-less behavior

>>149134469
what kind?

>>149134469
they bang each other's deadbeat dads

>>149082587
It's not that eds haven't reached the age where they like girls as they all like nazz. the kankers are just gross ass trailer trash canonically

>>149106308
sauce on this?

>>149067877
>the 9/11 towers

>>149063705 (OP)
Man I could stare at May for hours

>>149134469
Their dad probably fucked all 3 of them and their mom pimps them out.

>>149129955
hot

>>149138856
>their dad
>singular

>>149141158
>trannyshit

>>149141158
All turn bi once you put a dick in them and make them eat each other out.

>>149141184
What do bi women have to do with trannies?

>>149141158
Now THAT'S really disgusting!

>>149141158
The only applicable use of singular they is if it's someone really far away or someone, haven't met in person yet or never seen a picture of them and they have a unisex name like Kelly

>>149086967
It absolutely is but I choose to believe it

>>149117440
I'm fuckin' dying at this

>>149067877
>9/11 towers
Adorable child

>>149138856
Anon they were designed to share no single character trait beyond freckles

>>149066168
Who's that pink haired woman supposed to be?

>>149141158
They're all 100% heterosexual.

>>149141651
Were they ever actually real in the first place? They never appear in anything but intentional
>Lets all go to war!
patriotic bullshit.

>>149142591
They're in Die Hard 3

>>149063705 (OP)
Nice ass on May

>>149142591
>They never appear in anything but intentional
>>Lets all go to war!
>patriotic bullshit.
That's literally why they were targeted. They were symbols of American capitalism.
Oh wait, you're the child.
Big Lol

>>149093758
Aight but who plays the hot goth immortal bitch.

>>149141371
Nah. You can just use it for any reason.

>>149144101
Okay nazi

>>149108381
"Double D will still be Eds but more Eds be we two Eds?!"
"Told ya he'd take it well~"
"Sara- gggKH... he's crushed three of my ribs already..."

>>149130606
Oh right.
Ed will cuck you for Jimmy.

>>149141158
dumb

>>149141377
No foursomes? Lame

>>149063705 (OP)
>fatherless behavior
They're all about to become MOTHERS when i'm done with 'em.

>>149141158
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>149147342
based

Okay but what if you could have sex with them but all the sounds during the sex would be from the cartoon
could you cum while hearing those

>>149141158
Remove the flags on Marie and she's perfect

>>149141377
Is this suppossed to be a reference to something?

>>149148409
I regularly climax in complete silence. I don't need audio stim to get off. It's just a nice bonus.

>>149148409
That would be hot

>>149065751
nice cosplay

>>149141158
I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

>>149148546
Here ya go

>>149150633

>>149150644

>>149076015
This, just because you're smart doesn't mean you're into the geek stuff. Ed Edd & Eddy was far more real for not categorizing characters into obvious trope boxes.

>>149141158
Who made this?

>>149152220
@dumgun04

>>149150652
Why did they turn Jimmy into Del Flamingo?

>>149141158
Thread ruined

>>149152415
Remember, deep down, Jimmy is the most evil and dangerous of them all. Somehow Sarah is the one thing keeping him tame and docile.

>>149152327
I feel like Marie is at least bi considering she used to be into Double D, but whatever I don't know much.

At least these three still look like themselves, this artist knows how to emulate the style very well.

>>149152327
thanks

Soz the consensus for the sisters i 9ff-model art is:
>Lee
Big tite
>Marie
Balanced
>May
Fat ass

Right?

>>149153292
>>149152415
Yeah, Eddy taught him how to properly scam, and he excelled because he actually made stuff people wanted (freezy pops and a trampoline). Given that he also had a propensity for fashion and (had) good teeth, it'd make sense he delves into a fashionista-world. Also, he's shown that when motivated he can be extremely deceptive and manipulative

>>149154964
generally, yeah. I personally saw Marie as balanced but still not very big, alt-girls tend to be on the slimmer side design-wise.
May needs donk but could have tits from flat to comparable with Marie's. Lee is the bustiest of the three by a significant margin and while her ass may be flat she can still be a little hippy.

>>149155670
>Lee is the bustiest of the three by a significant margin
Lol I don't know why but a lot of people latch onto Lee being the bustiest.

For me personally Lee has that kind of gruft voice that reminds me of Midge from Dexter, so I imagine Lee growing into that body type.

>>149153515
Thanks for the dump

>>149155870
nice

>>149063705 (OP)
I wonder which one enjoys anal the most.

>>149158073
Marie, maybe May

>>149155870
I do it because she reminds me of Ms. Bellum, specifically that time she served Fuzzy and had to wear a skimpy hilbilly girl outfit

>>149158073
Marie for taking, Lee for giving. May considers it "wrong" but still gets it.

>>149158073
>>149158103
Definitely not May. There's an episode she talks about marshmallows giving her the toots. So she's probably a little more sensitive there.

And Marie feels like she'd want to control the situation which anal is all about her taking.

>>149153455
would

>>149063705 (OP)
*BRAAAAAP*

>>149153515
Who made the art?

>>149160229
Their handle is @onebadnoodle
Abandoned their twitter but they seem to be active elsewhere.

>>149160344
Thank you. I will check them out.

Would you guys be ok with your girlfriend fucking your bully's unconscious body? >>149121834

No? I didn't think so. And that's why Ed x Kanker should never be shipped. These whores are not loyal.

>>149161421
They did it to send im to prison where he'll be murdered

>>149161444
>trying to justify it
cuck

>>149161465
You can't argue with my numbers anon i outrank you

>>149161507
Being a cuck and justifying your girlfriend fucking other men negates the benefits you get from getting a GET.

>>149098096
Moooom Danny did it again!

>>149161740
Where's the Lee version?

>>149161740
>Marie wearing Double D's clothes
What did Danny mean by this?

>>149161740
Holy based