> tfw you accidentally inhaled your grandfather's experimental internet gas

>>149063733 (OP)
>tfw you accidently get HIV being a 14 year old and it gives you super powers!
i dont have the image.

>>149063733 (OP)
I miss B-Negative, bros...

>>149063733 (OP)
It's been like half a decade at this point right?

>>149063771
And yet nobody knows what internet gas smells like.

>>149063733 (OP)
Did that comic ever come out?

>>149064128
It was scrapped within months, I think.

vaguely remember this, search up snowflake comic and it came up lol

I really wish they would have done something with him and Fat Dora

>>149063733 (OP)
What was so hard about having nanomachines (son) that allowed him to interact with computers and be on the internet without a device?

>>149063733 (OP)
>We don't want woke retcons! Just make your own characters!
>NO, NOT LIKE THAT!

>>149063733 (OP)
He should have been a coomer who can hack into peoples brains

>>149064171
Snowflake and Safespace are the two dumbest fucking ideas ever. I can shrug and say "eh, sounds bad" to everything else. But asexual non-binary twins with powers based on tumblr vernacular is fucking stupid.

>>149064171
I kinda like the red guy. Does he have a meme name and power too?

>>149064371
>NO, NOT LIKE THAT!
This, but unironically. Even woke people mocked this. It was too silly.

>>149063733 (OP)
Crappy Freakazoid

>>149064473
He's B-Negative. A baby saved by Morbius while he was still a new vampire. He ended up receiving a blood transfusion that gave him the Spiderman TAS version of Morbius' powers. He's the only decent one of the 5.

>>149063733 (OP)
which HUD do you think he has and how often does he watch porn while talking to people?

>it's been over 5 years

>>149065136
Custom Ubuntu Shell with multiple Vtuber steams pulled up simultaneously that he donates to by performing micro-tasks through multiple Clickworker dummy accounts using spoofed swiss bank accounts.

>>149063753
Me too.

>>149064473

>>149064128
>>149064162
That Richard C. Meyer faggot got a leak from "his insider" (probably John Longbox) and he reviewed it. Dude is a left-wing cuck shill now btw. He couldn't keep the mask up anymore. Mark Waid should have fucked his ass.

>>149064371
How about you just die.

>>149064128
>>149065254
There are some preview pages. I just wished he shown the full issue.

>>149065289
>>149065294
>>149065294
this artstyle is unironically good.

>>149065289
Why is she sexy? She's not supposed to be sexy.

>>149065376
That's a first. Normally I hear nothing but ridicule about Luciano Vecchio's artstyle on this board. Don't get me wrong, I am not a fan either. Still a surprise to hear someone that's into it.

>>149065318
Who was the target audience for this? I feel like the right would find them insufferable and the left insulting

>when the internet gas is Deviantart flavor

>>149065394
>look I'm not saying it's great, or groundbreaking or anything, but most of the time I heard about this, people sounded as if it's Greg Land level of bad.

>>149065303
I wonder how many issues were done and partially done.

>>149063753
Forget that vampire twink and Be Positive instead.

>>149065401
>Who was the target audience for this?
I assume left wing slacktivist types but even they hated it.
>>149065424
Fair enough.
>>149065441
I think it was meant to be a six issue mini.

>>149063733 (OP)
I'd read about him. Just him, all the other guys suck

>>149065601
Suck blood in B-Negative’s case.

>>149065289
Why do they all have asian eyes?

>>149063733 (OP)
do you think he looks up furry porn while on the job

Would be great if we got a leak of this. They should've released it and gotten money from hate viewers making fun of it.

>>149064104
Freakazoid might. Can't be any worse than poo gas.

>>149064406
Because a teen without a huge psychological trauma can somehow be "asexual". Yeah sure a totally real relatable shit!

>>149065318
>for our generation, a public commitment to faith is often considered a radical act
wtf, tradcath snowflake?!?!?

>>149065294
>bottom panel

>>149063733 (OP)

NGL his powers kinda cool. He ain't exactly Deadpool but he can at least know things automatically when connected to I internet, which it pretty much everywhere if he uses cellular data

> Solos the entire MCU low diff

>>149063733 (OP)
>Grandpa forgot to create an antivirus.
>Now your head is full of spam, malware, and spiderware.
>A group of Chinese people now has access to all your memories; they even know how many times you masturbate a day.

>>149066773
>The MCU dies to social media
Kino storytelling.

>>149064182
This. B-Negative is pretty cool but Screentime is potentially super slept on because "internet gas" was one of the stupidest things ever written.

Just change the gas with physical brain modifications, write him like Spiderman but with tech, and you have a serviceable if not great (depending on how he fits into the greater narrative/universe) character.

>>149067239
I bet he'd be friends with Kid Omega.

I don't remember anyone else other than the red vampire guy BNegative.
He's the best out of all of them. I don't know why, maybe it's his color scheme, the name, it just works. Stupid but fun.

>>149067289
He's the only one to actually escape from comic purgatory, albeit as a cameo in a Blade one-shot where he gets ganked off-screen

>>149067239
Was Screentime the one whose power was to use Google? Or was that the chick?

>>149067351
The Googler. The girl's only "power" was having a backpack with infinite storage.

>>149065248
>>149065253
>>149065595
If (You) had to reboot B-Negative's character, what would (You) do with him, bros?

>>149063733 (OP)
I'll never forgive Marvel for pulling the plug on this glorious train wreck before it even got published.

>>149067414
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/121608122
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/129232999

>>149067216
Tiktok definitely had a hand in killing it