>mfw my love interests decide to become lesbos rather than be with you

>>149065330 (OP)
I blame the jews

>>149065330 (OP)
Only one of his love interests became a lesbian. The other became a rapper who may or may not be fucking cinnamon bun, and the third is still up in the air as to if they are still in a relationship or not.

2010's cartoons singlehandedly destroyed the birthrates of western countries

>>149065330 (OP)
That's what happened to George Costanza

>mfw my wife meets my mistress, decide they're lesbians and take the kids away.

>>149065330 (OP)
Finn would be happy for them. He definitely picked up on it in the last season, but he didn't pry. He's a good guy. I want to see them all hanging out again in the movie <3

>>149065550
Shut up tranny

>>149065451
That’s retarded

If I had a nickel for every time a male lead's love interest turned gay for a last-minute pandering, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

>>149065742
Every male MC or any straight male in western cartoon has been dealt with 'Hey, not all women are interested in you' beaten into their heads as some sort of divine lesson
Now we have grown up men insecure and focus more on their careers than talking to women

>>149065330 (OP)
Wasn't bubblegum and marce like a thousand years old each?

>>149065805
bubblegum is only 800 something. marceline's a cradle snatcher

>>149065797
It’s still not the cause

Pic related is unirionically the reason why 4chan is dying

>>149065859
Think it's just cause the site still doesn't have that many weeks,but i'm sure we'll get more poc characters soon enough

>>149065330 (OP)
It was dumb and so were the creatures making the show but enough is enough, there are better things to focus on. You can't change the brain damaged and bought out slaves who need to make escapism or kids shows into a copy of their miserable twisted real life.

>>149065348
In what way?

>>149065330 (OP)
At least it wasn't as bad as Mako

>>149065348
The sucrose jew

>>149065330 (OP)
don't worry finn we have technology

>>149065330 (OP)
Nothing after S2 matters.

>>149065330 (OP)
You niggas need to grow up. Go get your own hot girlfriend or purchase the time of a hooker, pick one. You're almost 30.

>>149065859
why is it longer for you? i thought it was 2 minutes

>>149068113
bro I'm 35

>>149068113
>You're almost 30.
>almost
heh...
yeah...

>>149068113
Man I wish I was 30

>>149065330 (OP)
Demon Blood Sword is the coolest by far, anyone else agree?