Thread 149069014

>Laneka, Deidre and Karen, three HBCU besties turned professional career women, enraged by the systemic injustice plaguing their community, band together to form a vigilante squad that targets White Supremacists deemed to have circumvented the justice system and gotten away with protected murder. Serving up grisly justice in increasingly creative ways, the vigilante posse becomes front-page news while always staying one step ahead of the law. It's liberating, it's addictive and it's kinda fun – until a copycat killer emerges. They Choose Violence asks what happens when you go down the dark, unforgiving road of revenge? What happens when the only path forward is escalation? There's no turning back now – for anyone.
I had to read, now all of you have to ask well

>I had to read it, now all of you have to as well
Fucking autocorrect

>quote
>Please think this is profound

Ah, girl and her first
>First love
>First kiss
>First time
>First time with two guys
>First time with a whole fraternity
>First time trying to hide your past exploits from the beta bux onions boy you're trying to settle down with.

BTW, I'm posting this at work, so if there's some lag between posts I apologize

>>149069088
Have any of you noticed this bizarre and stilted juxtaposition of normal words and slang when trying to write black people in comics? It's like they wrote the dialogue to come out of some generic white person's mouth, then remembered that the characters black and added some ebonics in random places

Remember kiddies, this is how black female lawyers are born. So the next time you see young DeMarkus knock an old lady to the ground while snatching her purse, just walk away. You wouldn't want a black female lawyer on your conscious would you?

Time out for a protest (violent riot) break

Okay back to our regularly scheduled racist screed.

>>149069247
The body cam footage definitely did NOT show the youth attempting to steal the officers gun, then run back to "his" bike to try and get his own gun

HE DINDU NUFFIN!!!

>>149069014 (OP)
>Justice is a bald black woman
I'm sure this will be a nuanced comic that treats all viewpoints with equal respect even if the creative team disagrees with them!

>>149069220
>Gestapo-fuckers
What an oddly Jewish thing for a Black character to say

This comic is gay but OP is even gayer with all his gay commentary.

HE WAS A KANG!
HE WAS INTO MATH AND SHEIT!

>>149069419
Nigger fragility in action. Sad!

>>149069507
>Haitian
>African-American
So which is it?

>>149069419
Big talk for someone within dick sucking range pal no homo

WTF is this shit?

>>149069727
The demented fever dream of a race grifter with what I can only assume is viciously suppression conscience.

>>149069014 (OP)
who forced you to read this? Do we need to call someone?

I apologize to the anon from that other thread about bad comics.
This is like reading a bad cliff notes version of events.

I had to read some of these sentences multiple times to make sure I had stroked out in the middle of the comic

>>149069194
hanged*

Who's ready for a motherfuckin' MONTAGE? https://youtu.be/vK4gv11PTI8?si=GSIBnmLSYD2jLa9V
>>149069918
This exactly. It's like they made the bullet points for the story and just made a page or two for each bullet with no connective tissue

>>149069948
Okay, I feel like running in the middle of a thunderstorm is kind of counter productive

>>149069727
It's a 5 issue miniseries where three women decide to go vigilante and the unintended consequences of it (the text at the end and the upcoming solicitations sound like they have to deal with a copykat killer)

>>149069727
OP having a meltdown because he read a trite story about black women going all vigilante

>>149069948
>"We're gonna [verb]" instead of "We gon [verb]" or "We finna [verb]"
>implying Black Women have the control and discipline to train for a murder instead of just doing a drive-by

>>149069247
>brought an officer to trail

>>149069975
FIVE FUCKING ISSUES WTF?!

OP you best dump it all.
Storytime of Pain.

>>149070416
Funny thing is I can't find any of the other issues online right now. I think they're saying it's planned to be a 5 issue series, but they've only put out one

>>149070416
>>149070628

The rest aren't out yet. The first issue was just released this month.

YAAAS KWEEN SLAY!!! Take down that man who's got a foot and 75lbs on you in under six minutes YAAAS!!!

This is edge is so sharp it can cut a tin can then slice a tomato to perfection.

>>149070729
Say. His. Name.

Say it white boy!!!

>>149070766
N!

>>149070766
Be honest, would you?

Guess who!

Lol, stupid chuds, I'll bet you had NO idea where this one was going! They really pulled the wool over your eyes and subverted all of your expectations, bet you really feel like a bunch of rubes.
I'll bet any predictions you make in this thread will also be deftly subverted by this team of autistic masters!

>>149070979
The . . . Caucasian Strip Club . . .

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the next volume and storytime that when I can

>>149069088
By itself, this page makes it look like she gunned down a dude for ordering a McFlurry

>>149071320
Lol, that was my thought at first too.

A few choice selections of the writing genius on display in this book
> Two measly bum ass years!
> She'll never get to see her father sprout into the beautiful flower he was becoming!
> Mind made up, zero fucks given! Don't attempt to talk me out of it!
>Drowned him in a toilet I just sprayed with diarrhea
>How else was I going to bring those gestapo-fuckers to justice

Happy Juneteenth you cracker ass faggots.

>>149069129
Was the author or artist black?

>>149071017
>Orange Man
>is not orange

>>149069014 (OP)
If the comic ends with them going after Kyle Rittenhouse and he gacks all three of them everything will be forgiven

>>149070979
Most strip clubs have strippers of multiple ethnicities to appeal to multiple tastes

>>149070766
>dhammer
does this have anything to do with the fact the netflix made it about dhammer being racist and not just a gay psycho?

>>149069129
>she will never see her father sprout into the beautiful flower he was becoming.
let me guess, aspiring rap artist just getting his life back on track.

>>149069194
lotta mustaches.
>>149070670
>>149070747

>we didn't plan to kill santiago on my birthday.
>we would've been limited if we only killed on our birthdays
wat
>>149070747
>>149070766
the logistics of these crimes is appalling.
one is a cop, one is a lawyer where are they finding all this free time
they aren't even wearing gloves.

>>149073397
bro you can sit and try understand it for hours upon hours
its nothing more than GRRRR whitey gon die fo sho cuh

>>149069014 (OP)
Damn you OP

I am amazed at how terrified the concept of black people fighting back against white people makes you that you have to make a thread about this to laugh and hide your fear.

>>149073448
I have suffered, now you must suffer to.
>>149073397
You're attempting to apply logic and forethought to women Anon. You've failed before you even started.

>>149073627
Sure, whatever you say buddy

>>149069014 (OP)
>HBCU
Oh, yeah, that means "nigger college". I thought this was a BPRD book

>>149069507
>smartest oreo around
>>149069293
>still runs from a cop pulling a gun instead of just putting his hands behind his head
What in the fuck did they mean by this?

>>149069014 (OP)
literally the worst thing ever published

i'd argue that this constitutes trolling and should be deleted

>>149073627
are they not the most likely to have HIV/AIDS?
i think everyone has a right to be scared of someone like that if they spit blood in your eye then you could get aids.

>>149073725
nah at least this is funny, id the say the comic about periods turning 12 year old girls into rabies cats and eating people and then 200 pages of fake adverts was wayyyyyy worse.

>>149069507
>he dindu nuffin!
>he was a good boy getting his life on track!
>going to the soup kitchen and getting into college!
It'd be funny if the next issue went in the opposite direction and showed how wrong they are about all these criminals getting shot being innocent victims. I know it won't but it'd be funny

>>149073962
If they pulled that, I would immediately apologize and full heartedly recommend this book to all my family and friends.
>>149073739
That was a real mind fuck

>>149073739
Read the one-shot, it was hilarious but not a comic book. Starting the actual comic now

>>149074300
what?

>>149069969
>>149069948
>>149069919
Now he is just puffing up the page count.

>>149070747
>>149070766

>>149074319
You meant Man-eaters right? Checking it out now, started with Tomorrow Belongs to You, it was funny

>>149074707
And you're richer for it.

>>149074717
After reading the first few issues it's pretty fun. Apparently does have a weird feminist bent but it's weird it's stylish and I'm liking it. Will finish later

>>149069231
>end stand your ground
Did leftists really protest to stop people from defending themselves?

>>149074707
Me whenever somebody posts twitter drama or some shit.

>>149075020
well anon i dont give a shit but made effort to keep us informed.
yes it was maneasters and it says alot when the adverts have more content than the actual story.

Isn't this technically propaganda like the Turner Diaries is?

>>149069014 (OP)
>ask well
are you well?

>>149073627
After traveling alot, I've learned they mostly have a problem like third worlders or any community that lives in the more poorer regions in any nation that has created a culture of their own demons. Lack of personal accountability, kneejerk blame shifting and the inability for any moral ascendancy. The only difference is that the US and most other nations in the Anglosphere has the capital to make media out of it so it's more into the spotlight and churned out industrially. This is in contrast to some poor SEAfag just stabs someone for dressing better than them then blames it nebulous shit like class or race warfare and the only thing they get is a 20 second news story in the radio or television.

>>149075546
The way how you can spin it is that stand your ground disproportionally affects black people more because they tend to be hyperaggressive to people around them which is taken as a threat and it escalates from there into getting shot by either the aggressed or the cop that got called in to stop them. It's the only way I can see a race grifter wanting it gone.

>>149069014 (OP)
> “vigilante posse”
More like “vigilante PUSSY”, amirite?

>>149075829
ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahah

>>149069014 (OP)
Is it just me, or the violence also kind of pussified? Anytime there's actual blood, its just a red splash, no torn flesh, bone fragments or viscera. The victims hardly look like their suffering or dying either, most just look mildly surprised.

>>149069507
>All those immigrants are going to be lawyers and doctors and engineers and shit.

>>149069507
>King
You can safely toss this person's opinions into the garbage cause you KNOW they are biased as fuck.

>>149070747
Wasn't emmett till the kid they lynched for making a pass at a white woman? I guess thispage lists the dindus and the next the raycists.

>>149076162
Nah, both pages are dindus

>>149072788
That's Jeffrey Dahmmer

>>149070766
June 19, Saint Fentanyl

>>149076048
It's probably because the artist is such a talentless moron he CAN'T draw any of that.

>>149069014 (OP)
It is both fucking funny and absolutely pathetic as a concept. The people who clamor for stories like this are living in a deranged fantasy world where they are Gypsies in 1930s Germany. They actually believe themselves as being a powerless, hated minority in a hostile and foreign land. Then, for fun, they imagine themselves living life as a vigilante writing wrongs and avenging the injustice that society inflicts upon them. As gypsies, in 1930s Germany.

Finally a storytime for something other than marvel DC or image

>>149071017
>background music in the corner
FANFIC WRITER DETECTED

>>149069027
The rare rational marvel employee

>>149076916
What the fuck are you smoking?!

>>149069129
The father was becoming a beautiful flower??

>>149069293
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS PERIOD HERE

>>149070670
what the fuck
they spent all that time on the training montage and the actual kill just gets that?

>>149076342
And then you end up like that crazy Egyptian dude lighting old people and kids on fire a few weeks ago

Violent fantasies are the product of a deeply sick mind

>>149071017
Oh no, big mean Orange Hitler is going to oppress heckin wholesome blxck serial killers :(
This trully is Drump's America.

>>149069247
Hot panel

>>149069247
>third panel
Holy dogshit posing.
They're both standing upright and like at least three feet away to the side from each other, his pelvis should be nowhere near her ass.
I literally wouldn't be able to tell that he's supposed to be piping her if not for the narration, it looks like he's twisting her arm.

>>149076828
How new?

>>149069088
is dat sum wyte jennycide

>>149080573
U'd betta behlieeeeeeeeeeve eet!

>>149071017
ORANGE MAN BAD

>>149069014 (OP)
Storytime of pain?

If this comic had a videogame adaptation, all three of these bitches would be voiced by Debra Wilson.

>>149069507
It's considered offensive to call someone black or African because Haitians, Bantu and other ne'er-do-well ethnic groups fall under that category.

>>149069507
This is literally never even remotely the case. They're always a drug abusing violent felon that was clearly in the wrong

>>149071017
They're actually making a story about murdering Trump?

I wonder what would happen if someone tagged Disney legal and asked them if they officially e dorse this as a company like they did when the Rogue One writer tried to say the Empire was a White Supremacist organization

>>149071017
bottom panel:
mbappe, vinicius and belligham

>>149080970
Not the worst kind of pain; but yes, you will hurt after you read it.

>>149069014 (OP)
I have zero interest in nigger revenge fantasies.

>>149072742
>>149073962
>>149074076
True

>>149075747
It's kind of like how they say it's racist to ticket them for blasting loud music in public because it's dey culcha

>>149081235
Why would Disney care? Wait… Do yoi think this is a Marvel comic? Alonso hasn’t worked for Marvel for the past eight years, you dumb motherfucker.

>>149076162
No, the white woman even admitted lying.

>>149069014 (OP)
This would have been actually daring with the roles inverted

>>149071017
>45th president
would be really funny if the last issue ends with his re-election.

>>149078574
Being fair if the authorial notes at the end are to be believed this was an elaborate troll attempt since "if you were comfortable with this maybe you should be asking questions about yourself" or whatever.

>>149081841
I would die laughing.

>>149081326
Reference?
>>149081577
So would I normally, but I fund someone talking about it on another thread on Juneteenth and the temptation was too strong. Now I've apparently committed to story timing the other issues if and when they come out.