Thread 149074294

I want to make love to cartoon boys.

>>149074294 (OP)
Is this gay porn?

>>149074351
>unclothed male
>??UHH IS THIS GAY PORN??
smdh get your head out the gutter.

>>149074294 (OP)
We have an entire board for this topic

>>149074388
who the fuck is "we"
dont associate me with you a faggot like you

>>149074294 (OP)
straightest /co/ user

>>149074351
The artist draws porn but this image is just a pin-up.

>>149074351
>>149074373
Well that comic does have a guy fucking the elf up the ass

It's not too bad actually

>>149074502
It's like a gay version of Of Hung Princes And Horny Elves

>>149074388
There's also /aco/ and /trash/ but you straightoids don't care about that either and we have to endure your 100 fetish threads everyday

I want a cartoon boy to suck and clean me off after I'm done with their girl.

>>149074502
Is it hot?

>>149074502
>>149074510
Sauce?

>>149074562
Companionship by Dross

>>149074351
It'd be gay to not fuck that boy up the ass.

>>149074502
kek

>>149074678
Straight Relationships also have that problem though.

>>149074294 (OP)
Me too

>>149074678
Yeah, HIV only exists with gays... Wait, what, it doesn't?!

>>149074678
>>149074701
Straight "men" are such snowflakes. Seeing two cute dudes kiss is enough to make them puke but they're still hopelessly yoinking it to dykes who would never fuck them.

>>149074681
Stop shitting up /100l/ you dirty fuck

>>149074740
>In 2022, gay, bisexual, and other men who reported male-to-male sexual contact accounted for 67% (21,400) of the 31,800 estimated new HIV infections and 83% of estimated infections among all men.

>>149074766
Most men are gross ergo most gay men are gross. It's not surprising at all.

>>149074766
>if i have a lower but still significant chance of getting something, it means i'm perfectly safe
did you think you were making a good point, or was this just your way of announcing your special needs?

Not /co/

>>149074766
im not gonna stick stick for anyones parties but doesnt a huge amount of cases happen in america where hiv blood is accidently given to patients?

>>149074701
>>149074740
Don't be disingenuous by ignoring statistics and epidemiology basics. We all know AIDS are extremely prevalent among faggots, and women with AIDS either got them from a closeted fag or being a junkie.
>>149074749
As a straight man, dyke porn is disgusting and dykes are unstable violent chimps IRL.

>>149074294 (OP)
same

>>149074766
isn't it much harder for women to transmit it, meaning the hets are the ones having all the disease-ridden sex and the guys involved are simply benefiting from women being less efficient?
>>149074814
a bit rich for you to be calling anyone disingenuous, retarded faggot.

>>149074814
>We all know AIDS are extremely prevalent among faggots
Herpes is the scourge of straightoids thoughbeit.

>>149074802
No, the point is that HIV disproportionately affects gay men you stupid faggot.

>>149074294 (OP)
Enjoy your AIDS.

>>149074846
No one disagrees with that. Calling it a gay disease is still ignorant and backwards thinking. It's like reducing heart disease as a fat person disease.

At least the bait and anons taking said bait is keeping the thread alive.

>>149074846
>the point is [cherry-picked bullshit not reflecting the actual global figures]
sure it is, you stupid faggot. i'll be by after dinner to cave your skull in, so lay out some tarps.

Be honest, Anons. Would you fuck a male elf if he had an ass like this?

>>149074701
>>149074740
But WAAAAAAY more with gays, which is why the prep drug commercials heavily feature LGBT.

>>149074866
>i'll be by after dinner to cave your skull in, so lay out some tarps.
Least deranged homo.

>>149074858
no its like hov was designed to only kill gays. saying "mostly gay men jave it" doesnt come anywhere near how disproportionate it is. if youre not a gay amn and you got it its because you jad sex with a gay man. that or sharing byperdermic needles.
the transmission rate via vaginal intercourse is abysmal all on it's own.

>>149074852
i don't think you can catch it from a drawing

>>149074858
It's just crazy that 1-3% of the US population accounts for 67% of new infections.

>>149074863
I fantasize about this all the time but I don't think I'll ever do it. It doesn't help that my type of guy is very specific and very feminine.

>>149074870
>draw a flatchested girl
>call it a boy
>>149074888
>being obtuse on purpose
And how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning? Since you wanna pretend to be retarded.

>>149074886
Nigga learn to spell.

Also if you acknowledge it can come from vaginal intercourse or sharing needles then yeah you are acknowledging it's not a gay thing.

Now post cute men or leave

>>149074890
>oh if only there was a man who looked exactly like a woman then. then i could be gay.
that's called being strait

>>149074866
All edge no point

>>149074886
mostly straight people have it though, and that's with it being harder for women to spread it around. you're pretending a regionally-specific anomaly with a logical explanation (the initial group didn't spread it to people they don't interact with physically) is relevant to a universal virus because you want to scream and cry about gay people like we're supposed to give a shit about your performative moralfaggotry on 4chan of all places.

>>149074896
>>draw a flatchested girl
>>call it a boy
ive seen boys with stupid anatomy like a girl adding the long hair doesnt make much of a difference

>>149074915
No, no, I like dick. I'm feminine overall. Doing it on a banana gets me rock hard. I just don't think I'll ever do anything with another dude, so I'm effectively straight.

>>149074907
oh wow you manipulated language and now all the gays have been cured of aids.

>>149074924
>he's trying to include africa where male on male rape is so prevalent it's a given

>>149074938
>he's making up stories now
pathetic

Straightoids will call anal sex gross and in the same breath fantasize about fucking a girl in the ass

>>149074678
>Smug amongus man

What's next, his funny fox comic where he takes his mask off?

>>149074755
meds

Off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/co/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=149074294

I'm sorry for derailing your thread with Stonetoss gay bros, I was just fucking around.

>>149074294 (OP)
>>149074749
>>149074781
>>149074870
If dubs, all men will look like dross boys in the not-too-distant future

>>149074835
Gays have more sex, with more partners, than straights. And even though it's harder to get AIDS through straight sex, the odds of getting it from being fucked in the ass are still quite low, about 1 in 72. How did they manage to turn those odds into an epidemic

>>149074858
>Calling it a gay disease is still ignorant and backwards thinking
This line is basically only ever used to shield gay men from criticism of their sexual habits. Same thing happened with monkeypox

>>149074749
I think the saddest is when they're clearly deep in the closet and can't accept they're into men when they jack off furiously to them.

Or when they just get lazy and go "UHHH, UR NOT GAY, U WERE MOLESTED" like that's supposed to win the argument.

>>149074870
Yes. Next question.

>>149074992
No you weren't. I know you were not. You posted it on purpose because it's the easiest bait.

>>149074992
>gay bros
I'm bi

>>149075187
Bi is gay

>>149075209
I like cute people

>>149075219
that's gay. Also, men don't look anything like what 2d porn has tricked you into thinking

>>149075219
Wanting to fuck male asses is gay

>>149074678
>Anyway, my girlfriend's gotten back on birth control
>No side effects there

>>149074992
it's okay, we forgive you

>>149074992
Try to derail the next coomer thread you see, and all is forgiven.

>>149075289
>You know, having a baby is just as normal as dying young when you think about it

>>149075336
Unironically, a poorly timed pregnancy can derail life more than HIV nowadays, at least in the US. HIV treatment has gotten way fucking better.

can we just not give gays attention, they love it too much and it feeds into their main character syndrome

>>149075246
>Catching me with a boy, wife, you upbraid me harshly and point out that you too have an arse. How often did Juno say the same to her wanton Thunderer! Nonetheless, he lies with strapping Ganymede. The Tirynthian used to lay aside his bow and bend Hylas over: do you think Megara had no buttocks? Fugitive Daphne tormented Phoebus: but the Oebalian boy bade those flames vanish. Though Briseis often lay with her back to Aeacus’ son, his smooth friend was closer to him. So kindly don’t give masculine names to your belongings, wife, and think of yourself as having two cunts.

>>149074835
>isn't it much harder for women to transmit it,
It's harder for women to transmit is because the walls of the vagina are much tougher than inside the anal canal, it's also better lubricated. Anal sex tends to lead to more tearing and bleeding, and is prone to long term sores that are re-opened from frequent sex, this allows for easier transmission.

>>149075336
>>149075463
Plus pregnancies can, you know, also make you die young or have horrible life long complications.

>>149075527
I'm pretty sure straights are the ones with main character syndrome, they always think of themselves as the default

>>149075581
>they always think of themselves as the default
Because being straight IS the default. Sex is primarily for reproduction and propagating the species, homosexuality is a deviation.

>>149075604
And yet 99% of relationships are to facilitate non-reproductive sex. Straightoids are uncomfortable with the fact that they want to be the "natural order of things" but they shit their pants at the idea of their girl getting pregnant.

>>149074740
How did the dog get monkey pox anon?

>>149075678
dogs will drink piss and eat shit despite having a bowl of food and a tank of water.

>>149074294 (OP)
I will download this and label it as a flat tomboy elf, and you can't stop me.

>>149075662
That's because we as a species have fucked up reproduction and relationships by forgetting the purpose of sex. Sex feels good because it's supposed to compel us to breed, but we became smart enough to have sex while preventing pregnancy. But that doesn't mean heterosexuality isn't the default.

>>149075716
i dont know why you think would try to when they all know it will have no effect, this isnt reddit you fucking sped.

>>149075723
>that doesn't mean heterosexuality isn't the default
It's faulty reasoning. If sex is not reproductive, then it's no longer natural. And if it's no longer natural, then it falls in the same ballpark as homosexuality.
It's interesting because reproductive sex and homosexuality are mutually exclusive, but heterosexuality encompasses both. Maybe we need a separate word for purely-recreational sexuality.

>>149075740
>And if it's no longer natural, then it falls in the same ballpark as homosexuality.
I never said homosexuality isn't natural. It is, it's just not the default. All human genitalia is "designed" to fulfil the function of breeding, but the byproduct of sex being pleasurable allows for non-reproductive activity to also be pleasurable. The issue is not homosexuality, the issue is anal sex being extremely dangerous to the receiving party's health (even for women), and the hedonistic and promiscuous lifestyle of many homosexuals which frequently involves large amounts of casual anonymous sex combined with the more dangerous act of anal sex leads to the spread of infectious diseases.

>>149074950
Have you heard of a recently coined term called "Goombah Fallacy"?

>>149074950
A man's body is gross to most other men

>>149075538
Attempting to emulate the Greeks and Romans has damned the West

>>149075915
sucking jewish cock has worked so great so far, right?

>>149074388
Yeah /v/

>>149075930
How's your transition going, nazi?

>>149074992
It’s alright, derail the next AI thread and your sins will be absolved

>>149075867
>Goombah Fallacy
Go back to R*ddit

>>149074972
fuck you, fink bastard

>>149075979
>can't handle that Reddit gave a name to its bullshit