>no one ever stopped to consider the implications of what Sonic - the alleged hedgehog - was actually eating until more recently

whaever you do don't buy the dollar store chili for chilidogs. worst mistake of my life.

>>149078990 (OP)
It's not wrong as long as the meat is from non-sentient animals.

>>149079011
I had a terrible chili dog at my local bowling alley.

It didn't make me sick, exactly, but I knew eating any more than the first half wasn't going to get any better. It was basically brown mush on top of a very generic hot dog.

>>149079046
You mean "sapient".

I read somewhere that they eat some sort of meat-substitute.

This seems like one of those "Batmobile tire" things that Grant Morrison had a melty about.

>>149078990 (OP)
Makes me think of the Sonic Short where Sonic busts a piglet out of a Badnik and starts envisioning him as his next chili dog.

>>149078990 (OP)
bugs

>>149078990 (OP)
Don't care post the cute brown schizo girl.

>>149079285
I remember back in the 90s, someone wrote a letter to Archie because they were concerned what the chili dogs were made out of, and ultimately they reasoned that they HAD to be made of chicken, because there was an issue where Sonic made chicken soup using leftover chili dogs, and it couldn't be called "chicken soup" unless there was chicken in it.

I can't say I recall any sentient/sapient chickens in any Sonic media, but I'm sure there's probably some background character in a comic somewhere.

>>149079051
Waste not want not

>>149078990 (OP)
No cheese on those chili dogs?

>>149078990 (OP)
I always wondered what that meat is made out of. Wouldn't foods made from the meat of pigs/cows/chickens be looked down on by their mobian counterparts?

>>149079358
you got it.

>>149078990 (OP)
Vegetarian chili has existed since before Europeans showed up. It's just not "con carne" obviously.

>>149079011
Buying any food at a dollar store is not wise

>>149079359
Little chickens pop out of busted Badniks all the time in the games.

It's made off bugs and other invertebrates like worms.
He's a hedgehog. That's what they eat.

"I prefer my fish raw and wriggling..."

>>149079358
u can post this schizo too ya know.

sex

>>149080108
i can't argue with that logic. Thanks for the deep insight.

>>149078990 (OP)
No one considers what hot dogs are made of in the first place. Gumball had a good joke about that

>>149078990 (OP)
all of these problems are solved when you refer to his species as mobian instead of "talking animal" like baka

>>149079358
>>149080022
Not a schizo, just has higher knowledge than everyone else.

>>149080659
too much knowledge can make a person seem nuts at times, true.

>>149078990 (OP)
Why is Sonic middle aged