Thread 149079466

Grandpa can't skibidi rizz the gyatt

>>149079466 (OP)
This stuff isn't selling. Walmarts have been sitting on these toys for months now. Except to see the at Ross, Ollie's, and Burlington soon.

>>149079466 (OP)
>Skibidi Toilet figures are selling so quickly to the point where I'm at that they had to put labels on the shelves saying it's limited to one per person.
>All the figures from woke shit is sitting in clearance for a dollar each.
>>149079522
Not where I'm at, they literally had to lock them up behind glass cause mfs were snatching them.

>>149079538
Imagine living in such a crime ridden third world neighborhood people steal skibidi toilet at walmart...

>>149079538
they have no been selling well where I live, also you use of the word woke tell me you are a shut in lying piece of crap still thinking it is 2020

>>149079561
It was added because scalpers kept coming right when the store opened and cleared out the shelves before anyone got to it. Same thing happens to the Pokemon cards and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
>>149079575
>Anon is using the PG swearing.
Aww look who can't say faggot and nigger.

>>149079466 (OP)
When is the movie coming out? I look forward to see how Michael Bay of all people adapt something like Skibidi Toilet.

>>149079597
>trying to be tough on the internet, still thinking it is 2020 culture war still bitching about sjw/woke like a boomers

>>149079613
Check Bay's instagram or search up it in youtube here
https://youtube.com/shorts/TQoHMHQsc6A?si=YEcmq3kOU8W18Kgo

>>149079479
Go to bed old man

>>149079575
>>149079629
>Gay feminist girl boss nigger crap no longer occurs, that was 2020
Keep convincing others it's over

>>149079522
Meme shit never sells. I remember seeing Baldi's Basics and Hello Neighbor shit clogging shelves at Target a while back.

>>149080971
Skibidi sells because its mecha shit and mecha shit SELLS

>>149079466 (OP)
But are they actually selling?
No, so stop being a doomfagging pajeet

>>149079522
It would actually be funny seeing these at the nearest Burlington ngl

>>149081932
>mecha shit
>just generic human models with shit stapled on
no

>>149079538
Birchy literally lives in retardville, I'm not surprised

>>149079466 (OP)
It has tanks and giant robots shooting lasers at each other.
No shit it makes toys. Maybe other studios should take some fucking notice.

More like Shitidi Soilet lol

>>149079466 (OP)
>all the merch in a shitty endcap isle
clearance stickers coming soon

>>149082367
Isle ends are quite literally prime promotional space, what the fuck are you on about?
Or is the implication that it needs the prime promotional space because it's not good enough to be an evergreen isle product?

>>149079466 (OP)
>mystery plush

Couldn't you figure it out by just feeling up that bag a bit?

>>149079597
Scalpers proving once again that they have no brains.
>>149079613
He'll rape it so hard into the ground. It'll be fucking hilarious.
>>149079466 (OP)
>indie
He's started the slow decline into corporatism.
JEJ

>>149079466 (OP)
Bribe, I feel strange looking at this pic, as if a lost faith in humanity, is an abstract kind of feeling.

>>149082166
Literally who???

I hate Birchy but he isn't wrong, the more openly woke you make something the more niche you make it and prone to failure, Marxists used to at least use subliminal messaging in their propaganda and now they don't.

>>149079522
>>149079538
East Coast anon here, this shit doesn't sell. It's in walmarts and dollar stores

>>149082348
>glitch/vizie troon seething
How's your merch doing
>shit and not even good
Figures

>>149087976
Not everyone you hates this slop is a glitch/vivzie troon sharteen

>>149082106
>just generic human models with shit stapled on
Those are exactly like mechs in a way gundum mechs are just metal human models with shit strapped on it and the action sequences of ST play like mecha fighting as seen here:
https://youtu.be/c_pCHNGfcHk?si=LqfRnnpcY_DpSFKs

>>149088051
I don't even hate it. I've literally never seen it.
I just make dumb shitposts about a thread topics name every once in a while because I think it's funny, especially when someone opens up about their weird unrelated hang-ups like that anon, as if my obviously low effort shitposts is some kind of deeprooted attack.

>>149088143
That's retarded, with Gundams they're humanoid in shape but they LOOK like giant robots and have badass designs. These are fags in tailored suits with a bunch of generic SFM asset shit on them which is lame as fuck and every time I hear someone try to sell it as "it's le mecha" makes me think they don't even watch mecha content to begin with.

>>149082623
>He'll rape it so hard into the ground. It'll be fucking hilarious
Minecraft movie was bad yet it sold really well and became a international trend of saying CHICKEN JOCKEY at the theater
Plus you know gen alpha will eat that shit up even if its bad

>>149088218
>actual cherrypicking and happening
what do you call these type of characters then if you're so autistic with your opinion

>>149088218
>actual cherrypicking and gatekeeping
what do you call these type of characters then if you're so autistic with your opinion?

>>149079466 (OP)
what country is this? i havent seen a bicycle in America in years were too fat for them

>>149088561
>cherrypicking
How is it cherrypicking when it's stating the obvious? One looks like an actual machine head to toe, the other is literally a human model from the SFM library that has been jury-rigged with shit. Underneath all the random junk that's strewn about all willy nilly it's still just a guy in a suit. There's a big difference between a humanoid shape and an actual human.
>gatekeeping
lol
lmao even
>what do you call these type of characters
Fucking nothing because it's not a thing otherwise, no one else is this lazy to just plop down a generic human model with minor edits and call it a mecha.

>>149088632
>still being autistic with his half ass cherry and gatekeep opinion
I accept your concession

>>149088770
>w-well y-you're j-j-just g-gatekeeping!
tranny buzzword opinion, no one other than them unironically uses that word

>>149079597
Look this autist who can't understand real world problems,point him and laugh.
>>149080409
seethe harder kiddo.

>>149088978
>tranny buzzword opinion
> complains it in /co/ out of all the boards
Newfag

unironically how did he get away with it? they're all valve characters

>>149089412
If you can edit the valve characters to make them slightly different as seen here (pic rel) with g-man but in the skibidi universe calls him g-toilet then valve wont sue your ass when you profit them

>>149089410
No one on /co/ is anti "gatekeeping" or whatever faggy term you want to call it

>>149089412
I really have no idea. I can't imagine any other game dev allowing someone to rip character models from their game and make an animated series with them and monetise and merchandise it. Maybe Gaben just thinks he has enough money already. Maybe he actually enjoys Skibidi Toilet.

>>149084022
sex with tv women

>>149079466 (OP)
>Skibidi Toilet Won.
If they did then why do my nieces and nephew watch The Amazing Digital Circus, with plans to go as the characters for Halloween?
Because my Sister doesn't care what they watch, thats why.

>>149089926
>Generic and low effort TV head girl

>>149089448
Man this looks especially shit when you can recognize just about every part that it cannibalizes

>>149089926
>Generic and low effort TV head girl

>>149089953
>digital circus
>No movie
>No merch in stores where normies buy stuff
>No collabs in games like fortnite and such
>No visual novels
>No artbooks
>No presevation from a museum
Skibidi SWEEP

Rank them

>>149090246
By that logic, amphibia also clears TADC

>>149090446
No it doesn't XD amphibia is a c list show at best skibidi toilet and TADC are s list shows because of their higher viewership

>>149090532
>XD
you have to go back sharteen

Daily reminder everyone

>>149090996
That's what happens when you market exclusively to iPad babies

>>149091154
winning is winning

>>149091426
Winning the game of "who caters to the most children and retards" is not an accomplishment. Is Cocomelon the best show to ever exist now? Baby Shark the best song ever?

>>149091577
How are those two comparable to skibi do toilet do you even watch the show?

>>149091577
How are those two comparable to skibidi toilet did you even watch the show?

>>149088051
I hate all three what prize do I win
>>149091577
NEVER diss on Baby Shark with that mouth of yours, peasant

Daddy~

I honestly don't get the hate for Skibidi toilet.

Is there a figure of the TV woman?

>>149092792
>any figures of tv women
Yup there just in stock
https://skibiditoilet.shop/products/skibidi-toilet-dark-speakerman-deluxe-action-figure
They cost almost 20 bucks tho

>>149079466 (OP)
Seeing the bike shelves really brought me back to my childhood. Ah, to be a 9-year-old asking my mom for a Wal-Mart bike again!
Good times. Glad to see that the world hasn't completely gone to shit.

>>149079538
Pics or I don’t believe you

>>149080971
Memes move too fast for production lines to cash in.
Also, once official merch is made, the joke is over. It’s no longer a subversive bit of fun.

>>149093055
I am going to hot glue her.

>>149093109
yeah but skibidi toilet isn't a men series anymore it takes itself seriously
>>149093131
Don't be the simp camera man

LMAO TV WOMEN GOT REJECTED IN THE LATEST EP KEK

>>149092792
It went from being viral shitpost meme shit to warming shelf shit to "A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE" shit all in about a year. Paramount's going to have its own lesson in memeology when the Skibidi Toilet movie is a bigger bomb than Morbius.

>>149079466 (OP)
funny how they ramped up the gambling in kids toys its all loot boxes and random chance gotta plant the sports betting seed early

>>149093491
If it's a solid 90 minutes of mindless fight scenes, it'll do better than Morbius.

>>149090338
TV > Speaker > Camera

>>149093491
>>149093525
Bayformers movies were not seen as good from the transformers fans but it was highly praise by normiefags and worshipped.
The movie is gonna sell millions and would hit the box office

>>149079466 (OP)
Skibidi is literally Russian propaganda made by the nephew of General Valery Gerasimov. Why is this shit even sold in America? Ban this brainrot immediately.

>>149093730
Exactly. /co/ has always been painfully out of touch with what normies like.

>>149093980
>kike hates it
Theafore its good!

>>149094056
Yeah what do you expect? Normies always win aganst contranians

>>149093540
speaker women clears unfortunately

>>149093055
Getting one for the jar.

>>149094182
kike algorithm pushed it the slop in the first place

>>149094056
I for one loved Bayformers.

>>149093525
Even Bayformers had a story and plot behind it. Even if the human characters aren't fondly remembered, people still liked Bumblebee and Optimus.

>>149094182
>>149096390
Privyet, cumrag.

>>149090338
Speaker Woman is best girl.

>>149079522
They're going to stop doing this shit. Whatever the next flavor of the month zoom-zoom meme is won't get piles of cheap, sweatshop merch. Traiffs, general economic factors, general lack of ROI, whatever you want to call it. There's just no way to be profitable with this kind of opportunistic bullshit anymore.

>>149096239
Tv women the next loona?
Maybe if movie shows her alot could happen

>>149099542
Sounds alot of coping and seething from a troon

How does valve let them get away with this shit.

>>149101193
by being based that's why

>>149099435
Fun girls are best girls

>>149101193
The merch probably looks nothing like the Half Life models.

>>149102903
This

>>149101193
Dafuqboom should be grateful he stole from the one company that isn't cartoonishly evil. If he stole from any other Skibidi Toilet would be history by now.

>>149103919
Valve just sees the potential on skibidi toilet because it gives them free good publicity

>>149101023
Touch brass, faggot.

>>149104575
>brass
Ah a third world esl troon NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Care to seethe more spic?

>>149106458
I'm pretty sure he's telling you to an hero lmao

>>149106549
>esl wording
???

>>149107166
>newfag sharteen tourist doesn't recognize an ancient meme
lol
lmao even

>>149107234
>muh only oldfags can understand
>never mentioned by anyone but himself
Its so sad anons aren't honest anymore and just say bullshit that came out of their ass.

>>149088143
You should put your glasses on before talking about mecha because you clearly need them.

>>149107272
The world doesn't revolve around you big boy

>>149079466 (OP)
is this fad not dead already?

>>149108371
Nope still kicking strong latest vid that came out days ago has currently almost 20 mil views
https://youtu.be/zo4g2Ue-zEo?si=XfgziFybMxAXgYD6
Safe to its far from over

>>149098178
I hated it on basically every possible level, because I loved Transformers as a kid. I couldn't enjoy the movie because it seemed like everything about it was changed for the worse.

But I've watched almost every Skibidi Toilet "episode" and they're not bad. It's pretty obvious that the guy was just doing one-off gag videos and then Skibidi Toilet exploded in popularity for some reason, so he kept making more of them, and it went from weird YouTube Poop-like shorts to a series of action shorts. And if it has any story or lore at all, it's conveyed entirely non-verbally. Literally the worst thing Hollywood could do is bog it down with a bunch of expository dialog.

Explaining why there are heads coming out of toilets and people walking around with TVs, speakers, and cameras for heads blaring Tears for Fears is as retarded as showing Darth Vader's childhood.

>>149109068
>it's conveyed entirely non-verbally.
Later eps like 78 and 79 have dialouge so that's not even true anymore

>>149108566
Wait, 79? I remember it was around 70 when I got bored with it, what, a year ago?
Did that bulgarian or whatever guy take a big holiday to enjoy his newly acquired millions?

Do kids even buy toys anymore? I thought they all preferred video games now

>>149079466 (OP)
That's because people like actually fun cartoons without marxist tranny propaganda like TADC, which nobody likes except for other faggots

>>149110061
Dafuqboom took a break in ep 77 and released a full compilation of season 25 which are ep 70 to 77 with extra scenes or secret scenes afterwards he took a break over three months or so since he was the only one working on the show but he did and still has help with some fans of his who made some au ST animations to work on ep 78 which I think you should watch since it what made me have interest again with this unique series.
So basically he's back on his a game and making some more skibidi to enjoy

Skibidi toilet novels are coming very soon pic rel
https://x.com/Mnoomer48/status/1933182963732336904?s=19
Here's where you can order them:
https://x.com/Mnoomer48/status/1933182966886547795?s=19

Also there will be two more 2 more novels or continuation of this pic rel

>>149110428
>>149110451
>Skibidi toilet for some fucking gets novels and movies
>While vizie and glitch shows don't get shit
Why is this such case? I thought you /co/ said skibidi toilet is nothing but "brainrot" but it gets more shit then its competitors

>>149110127
yes but toys are still valued since those are physical items

>>149090996
Loos are a shocking phenomenon to all the indians that don't poo in them

>>149108566
Depressing

>>149106458
>>149107166
>>149107252
Go. Back.

>>149111621
you lost

>>149111590
what does that have to do with anything retard?

>>149112494
>what do Indians have to do with content farm slop?

>>149112525
source?
The only browns who like skibidi toilet are spics and SEA monkeys jeets only like tom and jerry and capeshit.
Read a book nigga

>>149079466 (OP)
>Zoomer & Gen Alpha toys are based off of Internet memes
Grim

>>149079479
Kys wigger broccoli hair zoomerfag

>>149112494
India is a huge country, has the most youtube users of all other countries, and skibidi toilet doesn't require you to fully understand English, hence its mass popularity. And yet you call me a retard. Lol.

>>149111890
I win by watching other content.

>>149090996
Oh no no no

>>149079538
>Not where I'm at
The fuck kinda place are you at.

>>149113522
Mississippi, I mean the people here are kinda retarded so it makes a lot of sense.

>>149102856
I agree

>>149113328
>NO YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE LAZY DESIGNS IT DOES THE GOOD ACTION BOOM BOOM WAHOO YOU MUST LIKE GMOD MODEL 32 WITH A BUNCH OF GRAVITY GUNS STAPLED ON

>>149080971
I still see bootleg Poppy Playtime merch at the mall.
Do kids still like that?

>>149110428
>>149110451
What the hell...

>>149113409
>and skibidi toilet doesn't require you to fully understand English
>later episodes and upcoming eps will have English dialogue
>didn't watch the show at all
Again you are a BIG BIG BIG RETARD
think before you post

>>149113493
Wait till the movie drops then let's see who's laughing

>>149116369
the signs of skibidi toilet winning

>>149079466 (OP)

Because having something in Walmart means success.

Why was this scene so hot bros?

>>149110655
Brainrot sells. People don't like to admit it but Pokemon was the brainrot of the 90s.

>>149107795
But enough about Skibidicucks who think they can hang with Transformers and Gundam.

>>149113493
Ones getting a Movie and Merch.

>>149118141
>but Pokemon was the brainrot of the 90s.
And it has its own board here I wouldn't be surprised if there will be a dedicated skibidi board.

>>149079466 (OP)
jeez I saw the dudes who work at books-a-million putting these out last year. they looked like they wanted to off themselves.

>>149118225
don't forget about the novels!
>>149110428
>>149110451

>>149118141
How the fuck is Pokemon brainrot? It's a full-fledged game that has its own particular niche, I don't particularly like it but I would be retarded not to recognize why it's popular. It's not low effort ironic slop like this shite.

>>149119614
>pokefag spotted
No one asked for your f/a/gness nigga

>>149120569
>I don't like thing
>YOU MUST LIKE THING
Just how retarded are you?

>>149120955
know enough to know your the nigger retard here lmao

>>149120955
know enough to know your the bigger retard here lmao

>>149121082
>Your
>ESL

>>149121069
>>149121082
lmao go back to the sharty kid

>samefagging
Yikes

>>149087976
>comparing mass-produced meme stock to merch created for and directly sold to fans and consumers
Go outside, get some air, and stop complaining about everything to look smart

>>149121131
>Yikes
You still have to go back shartranny

>>149121161
>vizietroon shows their merch
>its fucking a keychain aka worthless
>limited edition
Slop consumes slop why am I not suprised also you LOST>>149090996

This shit is sad because you just know that this slop is being heavily astroturfed by Sharties. There's never any discussion in these threads, it's always just "Skibidi is da best because Jewtube views!" every single thread. Vivzieslop sucks shit as well but at least the people in those threads actually talk about their slop.

>>149121213
>actually talk about their slop
There threads only self hating how the show went to shit

Sharty this and sharty that is all you fags can say?

>>149086445
who cares?

Skibidi toilet won because of planned events and good timing

>>149117752
I don't know what this is but Miss Undertaker is pushing buttons for me.

>>149084022
Would

This goes hard!

>>149121522
Learn English better Pablo

>>149121965
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, they're not exactly subtle with their shilling and being underage ESLs

>>149124595
Looks kino

>>149117477
The Amazing Digital Circus at least had a pop up shop in Japan and a streaming deal with Netflix. It is better than nothing.

>>149125465
>necrobump samefag
Man you sharteens are desperate

>>149123268
What planned events?

>>149117752
It's not as bad as Hello Neighbor.

>>149127731
>another page 10 necrobump
at least try to be subtle sharteen

>>149125471
We beat them in japan too mind you

>>149128423
The Japanese like Skibidi Toilet? I guess they have seen stranger things in anime and manga.