Thread 149079573

Bobby is confirmed to be a cuckold in the new season of King of the Hill

Polyamory is not cuckoldry, he's not getting off on her sleeping around.
Then again, you're a politically compromised retard and this is absolutely a bait thread

>>149079590
>he's not getting off on her sleeping around.
If he wasn't, he wouldn't allow it

>>149079574
Ok so she’s a whore got it typical Asian girl.

>>149079602
Second line applies there, oh holiest tradtard

>>149079590
>Polyamory is not cuckoldry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCqTkqRUi1E

>>149079602
Why not?

>>149079590
You don't have to get off on it to be a cuckold.

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
We've literally known about this op you're slow as fuck

>>149079573 (OP)
>Dating a non-white
Yeah that was automatic cuck red flag

The "Cuckoldry vs Polyamory" debate really is the "Not every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square" of sex where cuckoldry in itself is polyamory but the reason cuckoldry happens is so hyper-specific that it's truly not the same.
This is not to say that either are ok. But call things what they are because definitions are important

he's fat and white and compensates by trying to be a jester. Oofy-doofy theory is true lmao

>>149079627
It's cuck shit. No matter how much reddit gold you get when you say otherwise.

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
I just think this tarnishes all the beauty of Bobby and Connie's relationship. Think about the Dali Lama episode - Bobby picks Connie's reflection as the most treasured possession there. It's a beautiful sentiment. People drift apart, sure, but they can connect again. We know that Bobby meets her again at college, and here's the breakdown.
>Bobby: Connie, you've always meant a great deal to me, and I'm so happy to run into you again and rekindle our honest innocent love.
>Connie: Aww, I'd like that too Bobby. Btw I have the cum of my other three boyfriends in me right now

It's taking what was a pure innocent adolescent love and just making it ugly. Instead of a cute story about a couple who was fated to be together, drifted apart, and then found each other again and rekindled that love, it's something modern and ugly and heartless. This upsets me on like a cosmic level.

is it being a cuckold if she's also with a chick? you'd be getting two girls for the price of one

>>149079655
you got the phrase wrong, but you're headed in the right direction. not all cuckoldry is polyamory, but all polyamory is cuckoldry

>>149079573 (OP)
I generally agree with this guy >>149079590 for using baiting buzzwords but yeah this is still really shitty. What it means is she's loose and cheap, just like Bobby predicted a long time ago. She sleeps around with multiple people at once and is still going to be "used goods." I always thought she'd keep to her word and save herself for a one-true-love but in the modern day that ideal is way, way dead. Like you can choose to see this is more simple terms, just dating multiple people at once and not involving sex, sure, it'll probably not touch on if she's had sex at all, but her dating multiple people at once is still an annoying thing when you want to have a character get with the protagonist. It just makes her look bad for this generational obsession with no traditionalism.

>>149079673
Yes, you eternally horny retarded 14 year old, it still us.

>>149079573 (OP)
Someone post that image of the polymary couple's interview and how they are happy and healthy, just for a year later a article comes out detailing one of the men killed all the others.

>>149079673
Depends if you’re with both of them than it’s a threesome, if you’re only allowed to watch or not be involved than, you’re a cuck.

>>149079671
You might not agree with how I worded this >>149079681 but what I mean is basically exactly what you're saying. I'm glad someone else fucking gets it. It really ruins the general atmosphere of their relationship. It's fucking miserable that everything has to be tarnished. I just hope people can continue to say this once the series is releasing and it doesn't just devolve into bullshit where people miss the point of why anyone would care, but I know it will.

>>149079679
Again, you are retarded. Cuckoldry requires the cuck in question to be getting off on it. That's how it works by definition.
If a woman just sleeps around, she's a whore. If she sleeps around while in a committed relationship with the partner not knowing about it, that's cheating. if she sleeps around while the partner knows about it and he isn't attracted to the fact she's sleeping around, that's polyamory.
This isn't advocacy or approval, this is just me asking you to use words properly you fucking idiot.

>>149079590
It’s cuckery unless he’s fucking whatever chick or guy she’s sleeping with

>>149079655
Not all cuckoldry is polyamory, but all polyamory is cuckoldry.

>>149079718
>>149079725
>"Words don't mean what they actually mean, they only mean what I mean"
You sound like leftists

>>149079710
>>149079728
>Cuckoldry requires the cuck in question to be getting off on it. That's how it works by definition.
No it isn't. Cuckoldry is literally just about being cheated on.
A cuckold is just a guy who's wife fucks other men, and is likely raising another man's baby.
The name literally comes from the cuckoo bird.

>>149079702
Maybe I'm being a bit histrionic, bit it feels actually evil on some level. To take a cute couple that were each other's innocent first loves and do this speaks to the moral framework of the writer.

Californians write so many words to justify that they aren't faggot freaks. It's really interesting.

>>149079728
>Girl you’re dating is also alternating between you and some guy you have no relationship with and you’re aware of it
Actual definition, if he’s in a relationship with the second partner too then it’s not.

>>149079681
>calling anybody "used goods"
Posts you can smell

>>149079679
ESL or retard? America decides!

>>149079754
>Defending proper word usage is advocacy of the practice
Again, you are a politically compromised retard, seek help

>>149079740
Language changes, chuddy

You guys do realize it's setup for Bobby to cure her with his bhc and wide urethra and make her a one man woman right?

>>149079710
Now this is rare sight on 4chan, someone using words and actually knowing what they mean.

>>149079777
>>149079710
You are both incorrect but as someone who prefers to spouse-poach in obscurity I do not care to argue definitions.

>>149079766
If you want to be a retard who can't speak english, that's on you, but don't try and say everyone who uses words correctly is in the wrong.

>>149079766
Yeah bet, it changes to fit your narrative and twisted view, how convenient.

>>149079756
>using a word that has been used since at least 2006
>https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/1475148/#1475173
Yep, you will never fit in.

>>149079710
Poly invokes all three+ being in a relationship together
He has no association or likely knowledge to who is fucking her, hence it’s cuckoldery and not poly

>>149079574
Waiting for the joke where he says something like I fucked your girl to Bobby.

>>149079750
If you are, you're not getting judgement from me, because I'd be the same considering my previous post. It's kinda hard not to be at this point. It's just flat out depressing. I say this as someone who thought Connie was a really likeable and sweet character and enjoyed her and Bobby for real, she was a surprisingly good character given her position. She's a super talented little girl dating a chubby loser who doesn't take things seriously and is a goofball (compare to various other series where the girl is smart and the guy is admittedly dumber, like the one where they break up from their differences but actually bad and consistently used as belittling gags,) she had overbearing asian parents stressing her out which could've been very obnoxious but they kept it done in a down to earth way where you can still care about her. Hell they even gave her a genuinely well-handled period episode where you're allowed to feel bad for everyone trying to deal with it. And yeah like you said, the mirror scene. Just a really solid pairing and she clearly values specific, natural relationship structure which supports their normal story. Even if she does get with Bobby in the end and goes back to monogamous, them meeting each other after being apart for years and she's exploring the concept of dating (possibly sexing) multiple people at once is just sad. It really does devalue one specific love and just causes this weird ass split in values.


>>149079756
I put it in quotations for a reason, try thinking about why. For context clues, I also shit on people for only ever using baity buzzwords anymore in the same post.

>>149079774
You jest but that follows the KotH's formula to a tee
>new thing
>Hank's old values
>collision.exe
>new thing gets btfo or reimagined to fit Hank's pov
If they intend for Hank to pass the torch and make Bobby the main character, then the later would have to deal with new weird scenarios while weighting them against his own values.

>>149079590
polyshit is a meme and should never be taken seriously

>>149079574
>ethical non-monagamy
Amazing. I have no words. They made it okay because they added ethical in front of it. These degenerates are so inventive. I wonder what they'd say if I said I practiced ethical minor attraction.

>>149079808
(you) recognized it, and thats all it took for (you) replying. Thanks for playing.

>>149079831
It’s like how we’re going to ethnically nuke Iran to remove the threat of them obtaining nuclear weapons they might use to nuke other countries

this is what bobby gets for wanting to racemix

>>149079574
>They call her Connie Phone now, *breaths in* because you just call her up and she does it Bobby.

>>149079826
We're in an age where it's natural to wonder if the same structure will apply and the new thing isn't just something everyone ends up accepting. I really don't think Bobby's going to say anything out of the way about her being non-monogamous. In one of the new clips Bobby tries telling Hank the world has changed, in a way that implies Hank is still struggling with it but Bobby was molded by it and used to it. Even if he wasn't I doubt he'd scowl or be put off by whatever Connie's doing, he's an understanding guy who doesn't like to step on toes. He's not that judgemental.

>>149079812
If by
>being in a relationship together
you mean all involved know the nature of their relationship and are ok with it, then yes. If you mean fucking, then you are wrong.

>>149079831
They have that, the term is "virtuous pedophiles". Not even joking.

>>149079798
Sorry to break it to you anon, but when people call you a gay faggot they dont mean you're a jolly bundle of sticks.

>>149079863
The best case scenario is just actually doing a dive into the topic like they used to do, but the writing is so generic from the clips I doubt they'll even go this far, where Hank learns about it and they lift off from how upset he was to find out Peggy slept with someone else before him. Where he tells Bobby he really shouldn't be passively condoning the non-monogamous stuff, because he doesn't like it. Bobby says he doesn't care and Hank has to deal with it as part of everything changing. But honestly I feel like Hank won't even know, and if he does it'll be a VERY short scene where he reacts and not a developing story. All the clips feel so by the numbers in writing that I don't think they actually care to build much of a story around everything like this, just the most main, basic points.

You know, it's not "Bobby got cucked" that bothers me. Most people don't end up marrying their first gf from when they were 12 these days.
You know what bothers me? This feels forced as fuck. It feels like they just asked "Hey! What's a newfangled thing the kids are doing these days that would shock Hank?" without really giving a shit about how prevalent said thing actually is.
Like if you showed Connie as having "situationships" or that she's worried about throwing her youth away for a guy so she's low commitment, it'd be much more within the current zeitgeist.

>>149079831
What's the problem if you want to have more than one person in a sexual relationship? If everyone involved is ok with it then who cares?

And she doesn't even wear sandals anymore.

>>149079842
>ethnically nuke
Did burgers develope a bomb that only kill Persians? Man thats advanced.

>>149079798
>"He's right, but I can't say that, quick, deflect and imply that he's a streetshitter, that should devalue his argument"

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
And just like that, my remaining hope and interest for this revival has disappeared. At the very least I’m interested in Hank’s reaction.
I saw this a couple days ago and it made me laugh. Notice how it’s always the wife’s partner or the wife’s boyfriend? Imagine the disappointment a father must feel knowing the son he raised turned out to be a cuck

>>149079878
But that would still apply. Gay still means jolly, faggot still means a bundle of sticks.
Trying to say that a cuckold HAS to enjoy it is just plain wrong, because that's not what a cuckold is even if you can apply the word to someone who does.
A cuckold CAN enjoy it, sure, but no, a cuckold doesn't HAVE to enjoy it.
Just like I don't HAVE to be taking dick up the ass, just because I'm having a gay old time with a faggot on my back.

>>149079909
>He's right
He isn't.
>deflect and imply that he's a streetshitter
Why do you automatically think being terrible at english makes them a street shitter? Plenty of Americans are terrible at english.

>>149079908
Not yet, but no Americas plan so far is to have Israel do the job.

>>149079574
>We want the zoomer audience

>>149079831
If there's one thing I've learned about the current generation it's the notion of twisting words around to ignore reality.
One of the weirdest things about Gen Z is that there was basically a fucking gag order around saying anything might be going wrong with them.
When the statistics about Gen Z having shockingly high rates of depression and anxiety came out, there was this almost instant narrative of "No! This is actually because Gen Z are super aware of mental health and other issues so they report it and get help! This is a good thing and actually shows they're mentally healthier than the rest of us!"
When the statistics were coming out regarding Gen Z's dating habits and higher rates of being single?
"No Gen Z's dating pool isn't being defined by crippling levels of anxiety and FOMO getting in the way of their ability to socialize and form committed relationships what we're actually seeing is that they've risen above the stigma of the supposed need to be in a relationship and have learned to define their self-worth in other ways!"

It was actually fucking insane. Gen Z had an unfair expectation placed on them that they'd be some kind of fucking messiah generation to lead humanity to a glorious and progressive future because they'd have information from the internet so people decided to blatantly ignore or twist whenever anything went wrong until they became adults and turned out to be aggressively nihilistic depression cases with tons of emotional baggage and less basic life skills than every generation before them.

>>149079905
>And she doesn't even wear sandals anymore.
...What.
There's no way you're serious. Come on. Come the fuck on. She's practically the animated Jennette McCurdy for how many guys she made realize they love feet.

>>149079955
So just like millennials

>>149079855
10/10

>>149079823
Yeah. I'm glad you get it. It's actually upsetting me in a way I didn't think media could desu.

>>149079573 (OP)
What's with /co/ media and making Connie's not ideal people to get into romantic relationships

>>149079948
How does that make sense when zoomers call everything they dislike cuckshit? You can see it in death battle threads on /co/. They would have made fun of bobby for much less but now they would just call him a cuck.

Oh boy I can’t wait for all the not-subtle /pol/bait threads every time an episode of this drops

>>149079590
>>149079756
>Defending unironic cuckoldry on /co/
>>>/trash/

Both of my parents regularly engage in open adultery, which one of them is the cuck?

>>149079992
the non-incel zoomers love polygamy cause they don't understand the concept of having friends

>>149080018
Your father would be a cuckold and your mother a cuckqueen.
Though if they both know about it and are fine with it, you could argue that they would be a witold and a witqueen respectively instead.

>>149079573 (OP)
>it's John Redcorn again

>>149079573 (OP)
>now
Wasn't she with Joseph at the latter season?

Is cuck just the zoomer version of faggot now?

>>149080073
those other words have fallen out of common usage. language is supposed to be for communicating, not intellectual dick measuring

>>149079979
Yea and no. I'd go as far as saying the "Nothing is wrong with Gen Z!" squad were heavily influenced by how the boomers were "so mean" to them growing up and projected that onto Gen Z by being the polar opposite since they viewed Gen Z as being in the exact same position they once were. Because of this, even when shit was going objectively fucking wrong they'd put on a blindfold and confuse people who were genuinely worried about the younger generation with "stupid old people who just didn't get it"
Millennials also have massive fucking Peter Pan issues caused by the economy going to complete shit right when they were becoming adults so they clung to the idea they were still part of the hip youth crowd. Not at all helped by the fact that the boomers were fucking stupid and kept calling the earliest members of Gen Z "millennials"

>>149080092
No I'm pretty sure that's tranny.
But cuckolding had become lumped in under something that would make you a faggot, so there is some overlap between cuck and faggot, depending on your age.

>>149079910
>dont you just love supportive family members
like a loyal wife?

>>149079948
Zoomers are the most sexless generation yet

>>149080112
Hence why I said you could argue.
If you want you could also just use the gender neutral and say they're both cucks.
Maybe with whoever has the better deal between them being the lesser off two cucks.

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
People on the KOTH subreddit are defending this lol

>>149080018
Are they divorced?

>>149080092
faggots are disrultive for attention
cucks let their girlfriends cheat on them
snowflakes desire to be unique beyond reason

now that you onow what these words mean you have no excuse to think theyre just buzzwords.

>>149080154
>A bunch of faggots are being a bunch of faggots
Shocker

>>149080018
your dad. your dads the cuck. the cuck is the male. the man whose name is on the legally binding contract is the loser. the one whose going to lose when things go wrong. he's the cuck. him, not your mom. she's invincible.
clear that up?

>>149079842
Two weeks.

>>149079929
Honestly, there's probably a high correlation between being bad at English and shitting in inappropriate places throughout the Anglosphere.

>>149079574
There is literally nothing wrong with ethical non-monogamy if everyone involved consents to that arrangement

>>149079574
You know, I have to wonder. How often does something like this happen with the genders reversed, and how is it portrayed in those scenarios? Trying to determine if there's a sexist double standard at play here.

>Bobby sits in the cuck chair and cheers on his two best bros, Joseph and Connie as they fuck

I don’t see anything wrong with this arrangement. The boy is living the dream.

>>149080151
i wouldn't want to have sex with people that want to smash animals either

>>149079756
who're you trying to impress, /co/mblr?

>>149079574

I’ll allow it if Dale makes a remark about he couldn’t see himself sharing his wife with some other man.

>>149080299
It's pretty much always the female character who is out hooking up with every guy and the audience is meant to see it as empowering. If there's ever a male character who is like that, he's either meant to be a spineless cuck or a lothario sex freak.

>>149080299
Boomhauer was the show’s original ethically non monogamous character (though the word back then was just “womanizer”). Every woman he slept with was fully aware he was going to fuck a new hole the next night. None of them cared, none of his friends cared, no one in the audience cared. The strongest opinions on him were either that he was sort of a loser for not having a trad wife like Hank, or that that was the exact thing that made him based.

>>149079655
No one cares dude.

>>149080299
There was an article where a couple decided to try it and the woman got little to no dates/sex while the guy was fucking dudes nonstop. Yes, the woman was seething about it.

>>149080299
If we're talking real life, very rarely, but not unheard of.
Though it usually requires the guy to have some amount off power/wealth/influence, basically making it an old style harem of sorts.
Can't really remember any fictional examples off the top of my head. Even harem manga doesn't actually fit the definition, since that's more about an indecisive guy, and/or multiple women fighting over him.

>>149080170

No, it wouldn't be adultery if they were no longer married.

They like, go to sex parties together and fuck/get fucked by random strangers.

>>149080299
Im a guy who was in one but was in a different country.

>>149080375
>Boomhauer is always talking so fast because that’s the only way he can explain his polycule in under an hour

>>149079573 (OP)
> white beta male
> south east asian wife
> kek
thank you modernity

>>149080375
Boomhouer wasn't in any relationship. One-night stands is not relationships.
Hell, fuck buddies are barely a relationship, and it only skirts because it can often be a friendship, but not a romantic relationship.
Boomhaur isn't "non-monogamous" because he's not with anyone.

>>149080380
So the guy was bi?

>ethical non-monogamy

In other words, she's a slut.

Anytime you have to invent a dumbass term it's usually bullshit for something very simple.

>>149079573 (OP)
We already know from leaked storyboards that Connie and Bobby end up together, so it's clear all this ENM shit is just gonna be some throwaway line that comes up once.
>Bobby runs into Connie while doing some catering event at the college
>They catch up, Bobby talks about his comfy life as a chef and how everything for him is pretty good
>Connie, fumbles with trying to make it sound like things are going great, but it's clear she's burnt out and not having a good time
>Mentions she's "seeing" a guy on the athletic team
>Pan over to her "boyfriend" actively hitting on a cheerleader across the green
>Connie blushes and makes up some excuse about how they're "ethically non-monogamous"

>>149079798
All words are made up.

>>149080375
Being "poly" implies you're still in a relationship with a person. Boomhauer was never in a relationship with any of the women he slept with.

>>149080299
>genders reversed
Reversed how? I don’t see any information on Bobby’s monogamy status. In all likelihood, he could sleep around just as much as Connie can and Connie won’t mind. I don’t see why they wouldn’t be on equal footing, so I don’t see what would constitute a reversal.

>>149080469
Why didn't anyone screech about Boomhauser being a manslut?

>>149080496
Bi men are gay but sure.

>>149080508
But the article doesn’t say “poly.”

>>149080510
There were entire episodes dedicated to how unfulfilled he felt with his lack of true companionship.

>>149080529
You're right, I had to look it up. Forget my last post.

>>149080510
>>149080539
Also, being a slut is one thing, actively being in multiple relationships at the same time, is a whole other deal.

>>149080554
Monogamish is a fun word.

>>149080554
So I guess Boomhauer was a sexually open individual (aka manslut).

>>149080504
Oh so the whole rigamarole is about Connie being a cuck, and Bobby comes and saves her from lonely cucklife.

What would be NENM? Rape? Cheating?

>>149080596
He was just single. He doesn't fall under any of those because he's not in any relationship.
But yes, he was still a manslut.

>>149079573 (OP)
mixed race relationships always turn out like this

>>149080613
I assume basically when you do it without the concent/knowledge of your partner/other partners.

>>149080613
Cheating, yes. So, Nancy. But also John Redcorn, for being a homewrecker.

Basically practicing non monogamy nonethically means you don’t care about your partners’ or their partners’ consent so you don’t bother to inform them enough to obtain it.

>>149079574
>ethical non-monogamy
lmao even
I bet Chane still simps for her too, bro wants to eat Bobby's and like five other guys sloppy seconds out of her souphanousinpussy
>>149079590
>defending being cucked
Are you poly too Anon?

>>149079910
KEKIUS MAXIMUS

>>149080504
>>149080612
plausible

>>149080504
Looking forward to the scene where Connie’s athlete “boyfriend” finds out she “cheated,” and she points out that her being allowed to sleep around was part of the deal, and he gets upset because he only agreed thinking she wouldn’t actually go and fuck someone else. Seems like a decent opportunity to slip in a few jokes.

>>149079574
"ethical non-monogamy" is one of those phrases that is such a red flag that I would recommend you cut all contact with anyone who uses it unironically or believes that it is a legitimate concept.

Isn't ethical non monogamy just dating around? That's how things used to be back in my day. Only when we went steady did we stop other dates

>>149080375
Fucking lots of women isn't "non-monogamy" if he isn't in a real relationship with any of them and all of his encounters are one-night stands anyways.

>>149079910
The dad didn't deserve this

>>149080765
It’s an umbrella term that encompasses multiple kinds of arrangements. See chart pictured >>149080554

>>149080765
No, it's more like dating multiple people at once.

>>149080684
>it’s just a nothing burger meant to be a punchline in a joke about Connie getting cucked
I’m grateful it sparked a conversation, at least.

>>149079878
Damn, almost like gay faggot has multiple meanings or something dumb cuck.

>>149079823
Connie was a cheating whore in the original run as well. I fucking hate her.

>>149080504
Chalk up another win for Fat White Lump.

>>149080554
If you need a fucking flowchart to understand your relationship, your relationship is too complicated.

>>149079910
Same guy. This is literally just a fucking fetish for him. Your dad doesn't want to hear about your fucking fetishes you mong.

>>149080765
It's being in a committed relationship to one person, and then saying
>hey it's really nice that you tend to all of my needs, but I met this hot guy that I want to fuck really badly, so we're going to pretend that you're into polyamory and that you're fine with me fucking as many other dudes as I want, because you'd be sad and lonely if we broke up :)

>>149080896
You could probably make the same chart for monogamy and put categories like “married” and “unmarried” in it.

>>149080939
A lot of the posts in this thread feel like personal projections of people who got burned by shitty relationships, but I think this one wins. Good job.

>>149080964
Uh, no retard, that's what "ethical non-monogamy" relationships actually are

>>149080964
I've seen it happen to people in my life and to so many faggots across the internet for the past decade, my guy.

>>149080964
>t.coping cuck

>>149080746
I really hope this is the route they take. This feels like how classic KOTH would have handled it.

>>149080964
>thinking any of these incel redditors have ever been in a relationship

In the original run the focus was on Hank, and how he has to square his worldview with the new reality his son was growing up in

Is the revival going to focus on Bobby taking to heart his father's life lessons?
Because the only way this can be redeemed is with Bobby just walking away from this cuckshit

>>149079574
>ethical non-monogamy
We call those whores.

>>149081106
Whores get paid.

Every day we stray further from God's light. It's clear to me that we cannot have a middle ground where we get the stability of god and the freedom of sin. who knew the death of god would be so fucking gay. I cannot wait for real men of action with a will to power and the strength to impose said will onto the world to rise up.

I personally am torn between my faith and the Faustian will to power that calls my name like a siren.

>>149081044
>Because the only way this can be redeemed is with Bobby just walking away from this cuckshit
Theoretically I can see this happening, the boy ate a 72 ounce steak in front of his ex vegan girlfriend just for revenge. With these new writers, ehh..

>>149081183
There's only one god and His name is Moloch, just embrace sin. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, Lord Moloch will devour you anyway.

>>149081257
At least Moloch isn't an immoral hypocrite like biblehumpers

>>149081275
Exactly! Lord Moloch doesn't pretend to care about you, He simply despises you for existing and wants you to die a slow and painful death for His amusement, and He doesn't deny it. He is an honest god.

Look at the world we live in and tell me what makes more sense: a kind, loving, merciful god who loves us all and wants us to be happy, or an insane, malicious, spiteful god who hates us all and wants us to be miserable?

>>149079590
>t. cuck

>>149081288
How can you reject Christ's offer?

>>149081397
Because Lord Moloch is going to win no matter what so you might as well get with the program.

Can we have one fucking discussion about KOTH that isn't full of /pol/ schizos?

>>149081469
It pleases Lord Moloch to see things be corrupted and perverted beyond recognition.

>>149081397
Because modern christians are mostly terrible people, which is likely why church attendance plummets lower every year

>>149080018
Your parents are niggers with aids anon

>>149081536
See? They don't want a god that preaches love, compassion and understanding. They want a god that preaches hatred, violence and insanity. A god that encourages their vices instead of discouraging them. A god that says "You don't have to be anything except what you are on the worst day of your life."

>>149081568
Less what is preached, and more their actions which are downright evil

>>149081581
And people want to be evil. They want to be free to indulge in their base urges and never face the consequences for it. They're sick of having to pretend to be rational and civilised. They crave the freedom to be their worst selves. That is what Lord Moloch offers, which is more than Christ can ever offer.

The more I matured the more I realized I don’t want to be in a romantic relationship. Ever.
I don’t want them trying to fuck other people behind my back or even to me. I don’t want to deal with the drama. I don’t want to deal with fake rape claims. I don’t want to have the person try to assist me and then stalk and try to kill me because they are on drugs. I don’t want to have a marriage break and give them half I ever earned nor a relationship where they exploit for financial gain . I don’t want the manipulation.
All of these I’ve see happen to people I know irl.
I don’t want to deal with peoples bullshit and that’s the final realization to get internal peace

>>149081661
The only way you will truly know peace is if you kill everyone and everything that isn't yourself.

>>149081661
Just say youre asexual and move on

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574

>>149079671
>>149079681
>>149079702
I don't think Bobby will be okay with it, if anything I feel like this is going to be an episode where he's conflicted on how his childhood girlfriend is a completely different person and he has to come to terms with it
Not that he'll just get with her, but that ye has to accept what they had isn't there anymore. King of the Hill was never shy about being real with certain things so I really want to know what this will actually end up being.

>>149081602
This but unironically

>>149079573 (OP)
That doesn't make Bobby a "cuckoid". Instead it makes Connie a whore. Bobby is just getting some while the getting is good.

>>149080554
/thread
Only polygamy matters and based.

>>149079590
>Polyamory is not cuckoldry

You guys watched like 12 seasons of Dale getting on cheated.

>>149082175
>You guys watched like 12 seasons of Dale getting on cheated.
Yes, so we know it wouldn't be first time someone got cucked on the show

>>149082175
4 seasons. You don't have to triple the number to try and make a point.

>>149081671
this
if you arent killing swarthes of humanity every day as holocaust offering to the dark gods you arent truly living
feels good knowing im 100% right because if they were right they would have killed me first

>>149082175
>Connie becomes Nancy 2.0
Grim

>>149079574
Genuinely hope there's an episode where Hank smacks some sense into Bobby so he doesn't tolerate getting cucked.

>>149082291
I'm still re-going through the series and I have zero trust that Nancy won't go back to John Redcorn.

>>149081044
>>149081217
It’s explicitly stated Hank is no longer always right

https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/animation-shows/new-king-of-the-hill-teaser-has-a-perfect-hank-gag-and-fans-have-declared-we-are-so-back/

The show's creators Mike Judge and Greg Daniels and new showrunner Saladin K. Patterson talked about the new episodes in a recent interview. "A lot has happened in the world since the original run of the show ended. There's just a lot more for Hank to complain about," said Judge.

"Hank always represented the sensible middle, the old show did a great job handling the extremes and kind of pushing people towards what the common-sense middle was," Patterson added. "Well, Hank's been gone, and while he's gone, the country's changed so much that where Hank stood in the middle isn't really the middle anymore."

>>149082491
>Saladin
>Patterson
What

>>149079671
>Once upon a time, there was a girl I knew who lived across the street. Brown hair. Brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened to me that mattered, in some way, had to do with her. That day, Winnie and I promised each other that, no matter what, we would always be together. It was a promise full of passion, truth, and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of the very young.

>>149079941
>Americas plan so far is to have Israel do the job.
I thought that was something we all wanted, for Israel to handle its own shit.

>Bobby agrees to try this open relationship thing
>it ends with Connie taking the Switch 2 and leaving him

>>149080119
I'd argue this is probably why aside from memes and the ones actually checked out that hard or ideologically captured, Zoomers tend to hate older millennials and Gen X more than they do Boomers. There's a huge resentment I've seen towards Millennials letting Gen X weaponize them against the boomers because they seem to operate under the idea that its less grampa pulled the ladder up on purpose and more than dad and mom threw a tantrum and broke it and then coasted before expecting Gen Z to figure this shit out themselves magically "like they did!" while ignoring that most of them are bitter failures who got by heavily due to their parents own good will despite often trying to reject it.

Aged Connie is kinda hot tho

>>149082491
>Hank stood in the middle isn't really the middle anymore.
I can't help but feel like being able to say this and not realize that Hank is not the fucking problem here is 100% the problem with modern politics.

>>149082491
Hank was never always right. For every episode where somebody else is painted as being asinine or wrong, there's an episode where Hank is being needlessly stubborn or unreasonable, and for every one of those episodes where Hank learns to embrace something new, there's one where he accepts that he's just stuck in his ways.

>>149082754
how do americans get aroused by such ugly drawings?

>>149079573 (OP)
I thought Bobby overcame his yellow fever fetish after dating the white girls in his school. Did the writers just forget that happened? The reason Bobby & Connie didn't work out was because of conflicting interests.

>>149082754
SEA monkeys are not hot

>>149080073
Cuckquean. You misspelled it.
Like an idiot.

>>149079573 (OP)
I knew girls in college who had open relationships. They're now all divorced.

>>149082890
Words change :^)

Isn't making her into this "ethical non-monogamy" still a stereotype? A Southeast Asian slut?

>>149082858
Nah Bobby always had yellow fever like in the ep where they went to Japan with the DDR girl. Get's it from Cotton

>>149079910
Porn addiction is the real reason why zoomerfags are tattooed degenerates & also why stuff like in pic-rel happening. Expect higher divorce rates in the future.

>>149079574
Poor Bobby is getting cucked by a SEA monkey

>>149082947
The DDR nippon girl was more attractive than Connie. Connie is ugly SEA monkey.
Connie was his 1st girlfriend & it took Boomhauer for him to stop being a simp after they broke up.

>>149082754
Why is Joseph crossdressing here?

>>149082813
Saladin is a Hollywood broken buck who sticks to the narrative that polyamory (progress) is totally normal and every Hank who grew up with hardly any polyamory in his life is the weird one.
The narrative that started getting pushed hard sometime after King of the Hill ended.

>>149079590
>Polyamory is not cuckoldry,
Sure, anon, sure.

>>149079574
>>149079573 (OP)
Instant non-watch

>>149080939
>...And if you don't allow me to sleep with this hot guy in a "open relationship", I'll call the cops, tell them you raped & hit me, then divorce you, & take your house, your kids, & half your stuff, & take a 1/3rd of your income. And if you don't make child support & alimony payments on time, you'll get thrown jail & lose your job & brle homeless. Hahahahahaha "
Modern man shouldn't have to put up with this shit from modern women.

>>149079590
Anon, think about it. If I gave you the option of two cans of soda, which would you prefer? A regular unopened kind? Or one that had a penis inside it?

>>149083057
It's the only way he can get Bobby to fuck him.

Cuck of the Hill

>>149079710
>>149079740
I'm getting lost on this... I thought a cuckold was literally just a guy who got cheated on like in this for example.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqfRSj9hrGc&ab_channel=WeebhutJr

>>149083146
Anon just casually admitting he drinks women until they are hollow shells, and then throws them away to be buried or recycled.

>>149083167
Sounds about right

>>149081608
Bring back the concentration camps

>>149081469
/pol/ is always right. Never forget that, /co/tumblrina
t. /co/ lurker

>>149083166
>I thought a cuckold was literally just a guy who got cheated on
It is.
But some people want to change what words mean to better suit them (like 'racism = prejudice+power').
Don't play into their games or else words lose their meaning.
>>149083167
>Anon just casually admitting he drinks women until they are hollow shells
Sounds like he doesn't even get a sip in!

>>149080628
Can confirm. I knew some mudsharks who were cucking their black bucks

>>149083166
Historically, the term meant a specific thing. A man whose wife cheats on him, and is unknowingly raising a child that is not his. Generally, everyone else in a community knows. It was an insult and term of derision.
It started getting used to describe a type of fetish, where one partner is getting off to humiliation and feelings of inferiority, more recently. Maybe... 20ish years ago? Anyway, this muddied the meaning.
About ten years ago, anons started to apply it liberally to any flavor of adultery. This is because they knew it was an insult and vaguely knew what it meant. Overuse has rendered the word near meaningless.

>>149083218
Well do anon. The gaslighting that some people will try to do and or they're just simply mentally ill with delusions.

Oh damn, is this the headcanon thread?

>>149079602
>he wouldn't allow it
He wouldn't allow Connie, a woman who is currently not in a relationship with Bobby to pursue her own means and ends? I get that Bobby spent time in Saudi Arabia, but I think this is a little extreme.

>>149083166
It is about getting cheated on, but there is the original implication that it was done without his knowledge, and that he is likely raising an illegitimate child, like a bird raising a cuckoo, hence the name.
Cuckolding in modern connotation has also gained the fetish connotation since the word had slowly fallen out of favor in everyday tongue, being replaced with adulterer, which puts more off a focus in the person cheating instead.
This left the word open for more niche use, like someone who likes it when his wife fucks other men (otherwise why would he let it happen).
Dale is a cuckold by the original definition.

>>149079590
>Polyamory is not cuckoldry,

>>149083217
>/pol/ is always right
/pol/ is always right because they take every possible position and prediction on every fucking thing. it's the board equivalent of betting on every number in roulette

>>149082754
how the hell minh was by far hotter in the old show being older than connie here?

>>149081602
But again, Bobby and Connie are clearly NOT in a relationship at the start of season 14

>>149083394
Because you like hags

>>149083217
>/pol/ WAS always right.
FTFY
From what I understand, the board has been flooded by so many bots and shills that it's virtually unusable. Didn't bother to check, but that would mean that /pol/ is basically done as a usable board, like other nsfw boards.

>>149083444
yeah, but I dont find peggy attractive at all, and this connie looks more like a hag but like a hot hag

>>149079574
I don't have too much interest in the show, but as a cope I will say the her polyamory will come back to bite her and be slightly more nuanced than polygamy-good-bad.

>>149082847
So does this mean it's confirmed that Patterson never watched the damn show. He probably thinks
>protagonist means he was always right
Jesus.

>>149079590
Cuckholdry is raising another male's spawn. If you want a name for your shit tier fetish, try voyeurism.

>>149079590
I see, and will Bobby be watching from the closet in Superman cosplay?

>>149079573 (OP)
You know, I've never really liked Connie, this sure doesn't help that.

>>149079994
>>149081469
>>149083368

>>149082754
Those are some low standards

>>149084210
>Thread is BOBBY IS A KEK LMAOOOOOOOO IT'S SO JOEVER XD
>Bobby Hill and Connie are clearly not in a relationship
Stop trying to lower the quality of /co/. It can't handle much more degradation.

>>149083022
And to thank Boomhauer for fixing Bobby, Hank cockblocks him.

>>149079897
Because "everyone being ok with it" is a retarded definition of ethics, and even if it wasn't establishing informed consent in complex relationships practically never works.

>>149083314
>I get that Bobby spent time in Saudi Arabia, but I think this is a little extreme.
Did he? I'm pretty sure he went off to college while Hank and Peggy went to SA.

Lmao at the incels ITT crying over some funnybooks cartoon character having a more fulfilling sex life than them

Grow up manchildren

>>149084615
Hope Kahn Jr sees this bro

>>149079573 (OP)
>Bobby has oneitis
Grim, really grim. I was expecting that he would be on a more normal relationship.

>>149084615
Nope. Voluntary celibates, for modern women are just that fucking gross.

>>149084948
This of course, based on the literal lone interaction we see being Connie turning around and saying
>Bobby Hill!?

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
Yeah Bobby seems like the type of loser that will pay all the bills and keep a stable home while the girlfriend fucks a chad on the side and calls it a "open poly relationship"

>>149084948
>>149084994
I mean... considering they're sleeping together later in the season and Bobby offers to treat his and her parents out to dinner to defuse things after they get caught banging, it sounds like that boy's alright.

>>149080895
Yeah anons typing up beautiful essays on their relationship and Connie was trash from the start. Her being "ethically non-monogamous" isn't a surprise. She been for the streets. >>149081661
You're simultaneously right and wrong. Good stable relationships, with minimum problems, don't get talked about. And when they do it's sweet but boring, so people just miss that they are possible. The train wreck relationships are very real, and your fear concerning them is right, but they easily can take up too much of your mental bandwidth and warp reality making it seem like everyone is fucking insane and you should just live like a monk. I've only had good relationships, but when I'm single I feel the same way as you do because I only hear about cheating, and abuse, and drugs, and divorced relationships, until I remind myself that none of my relationships had any of those issues.

>>149085258
TECHNICALLY they get caught before Bobby's able to stick it in

I had no hopes for the revival but making Bobby, one of the most "healthy" characters into a cuck is a damn shame. I get that poly shit is more popular now but what the fuck, make a new show for that shit. Use characters that it works with.

next thing you know they're gonna have luanne try and crush on Hank.

>>149082491
I warned you retards about this Saladin guy.

>>149086105
People waiting for the new season relaxed

>>149082491
>Saladin K. Patterson
>writer for The Big Bang Theory and Two & a Half Men

lmao did anyone ever expect this to be good

>Bobby
Emotional boyfriend
>Joseph
Sex boyfriend
>Chane
Money boyfriend

>>149082491
Maybe I'm coping but I don't see this as saying Hank isn't woke enough. It's pointing out that the average republican is Dale now

>>149082491
Hank wasn't even always right in the original run

>>149086365
Then it's an even dumber quote because it's absolutely not true.
Extremist schizos have always existed, hence why you got Dale in the first place, and they haven't grown any more numerous, but simply been given the tools to scream louder, and that goes for all flavors of them, be they left, right or some homebrew center schizo.
Even if we want to say that the divide has grown wider, that would be true on both directions, leaving Hank mostly still in the middle.

>>149079590
i hope your chair is comfy.

>>149087226
no, the republican party is pretty much a death cult now. it's the party of anti-vaxers, forced rape babies and is very much anti-science. It's also the pro-forced religion party. The difference between the republican party of 20 years ago compared to today is insanely different - Trump absolutely poisoned the well.

Remember - Hank felt weird voting for George Bush because he felt the man had a weak handshake. He's be fucking ashamed of what they are now. Or, well, extremely fucking confused.

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
Bobby being a cuck is maybe the only properly written development of this entire relaunch. Why would anyone be surprised?

>>149079590
Shut up cuck

>>149087863
Jesus, you're nothing better than the guys who scream about how the dems is anti-science, anti-logic, trying to kill all Americans, and a death-cult that wants to murder babies and mutilate children.
Seriously go back to /pol/, you schizo.

>>149079573 (OP)
I’m guessing her other partner will be a woman

>>149088285
....No? Like we can talk about anti-logic and anti-science or we can just say what the parties are actually against and who supports what.

Republicans are against vaccines, are against abortion, and want to force their religion upon you. This isn't up for debate, the president of the united states has literally made very public tweets about these things. They are also pro-masked police, something that's legit just down right evil.

The very sad fact is that you're the one who needs to go back to /pol/. This whole pretending you're some cool dude because you dislike both sides is one of the /pol/ archtypes and you know you go there.

Remember- Hank Hill felt weird about voting for Bush because of his weak handshake. no way he's going to be happy about trump. Like I'm so confused, do you think Hank Hill in KoTH would be HAPPY to vote for him? Or that he'd be proud to be a republican still? Have you even watched the show?

>>149088285
>le both sides are the same XD
retard

>>149084897
thiel network radfem

>>149089697
>This isn't up for debate
Yeah it is.
The vast majority of republicans are not anti-vaxx.
Being against abortion has nothing to do with logic or science, since that a purely moral debate.
And wanting to force religion on people is not only a minority of them that even care, but the exact same shit is going on with the left having nutjobs who want to force their worldview on people. It doesn't just suddenly hold special meaning just because you frame it through religion.
>They are also pro-masked police, something that's legit just down right evil.
Most are for transparency in policing, hence why so many have been happy with the body cams. And even if it were true, police anonymity is a good thing depending on the case, especially if you want them to be able to do a proper job without fear of retaliation against them or their loved ones from some schizo. Even extremely left wing countries will often deploy masked police if deemed necessary, like during riots.
>This whole pretending you're some cool dude because you dislike both sides is one of the /pol/ archtypes and you know you go there.
I don't "hate both sides" I hate neither. My entire point is that you're an idiot who only see the extremes, clearly because you're an extremist yourself, and can't see the wast majority of people in the middle that make up both sides because of it. You're so ideologically poisoned that you refuse to acknowledge anyone who doesn't agree with you on everything, or is even associated with someone you hate because they also happen to be "on the right".
And since you apparently know how people from /pol/ behave, I now have even more of reason to suspect that you frequent the place, since that's the only way to know how someone from a board behaves, unless they're a crossboarding namefag.

>>149089697
>>149090084
cont.
>Remember- Hank Hill felt weird about voting for Bush because of his weak handshake. no way he's going to be happy about trump. Like I'm so confused, do you think Hank Hill in KoTH would be HAPPY to vote for him?
I literally never mentioned Trump or who ever the fuck Hank would vote. Hell I never even said he'd still be a republican. But him keeping the stances he's always had, would still land him somewhere in the middle, which the entire fucking debate was about. Hank wouldn't suddenly become part of either extreme simply because those same extremes have gotten louder.
And no, he wouldn't like Trump either because Trump is a "dirty democrat" and from New York. That's all Hank would need to know to not like the guy.

>>149089769
>If you think an issue can apply to anyone, no matter the political affiliation, it means you think everyone is the same
Don't sign your posts next time.

>>149088277
I'm really hoping the revival critiques Internet brainrot & how it has negatively society as a whole. I hope there's an episode about Tinder showing how much worse hypergamy is now that women have access to the Internet via smartphones. I hope there's an episode where some characyer comes out as a homo commie after spending too much time on Reddit & being addicted to porn. There should also be an episode mocking anyone who uses TikTok & does retarded dances to show normalfags are too stupid & too hypersensitive to be on the Internet. I hope there is an episode dedicated to AI, where the brainrot of the normalfags is exposed while propane ads are exposed to them every minute. Oh & an episode about age gaps would be funny while critiquing the characters that are legal adult. Making Bobby a lolicon would also be hilarious & would such an episode.

If the King of the Hill revival goes down this route, I'd watch it. We're long past due for making fun of wiggers, faggots, trannies, dykes, moralfags, & women anyways.

>>149090280
Are you pro or anti lolicon?

>>149080554
Why are people so desperate to create these pseudo-scientific categorical terms for absolute bullshit? Are they THAT afraid of just owning up to the term whore or unfaithful?

>>149082175
Most people hated it then, too, and wanted Dale to leave Nancy and go sleep with that pigeon exterminator lady because some people thought he deserved a loyal partner.

Should’ve just made Bobby gay.

>>149079573 (OP)
>>149079574
I can see how it ends

>Bobby: Connie youve been acting weird
>Connie: Bobbie IM PREGNATN
>Booby: Im gonna be a dad?! =D
>cuts to Booby raising some black kid

Are they even a couple?

It would be better to have them sleep together, but Connie's in a relationship and Bobby catches feelings.

>>149079831
I like the fact that putting ethical means that by default is non ethical. As you put it
>liking kids? wrong
>ethical kid loving? somehow right now
It means that they on their own words know that is wrong, like not even judging I just dont like whores but they have to put ethical to deny their own reality

>>149091092
>see >>149080504
they're already confirmed for ending up together

>>149091231
So I was right?

>>149082475
In the original run, [spoil0trer]she stays faithful to Dale for the rest of the series, though there is an episode where she ALMOST re-starts her affair with John Redcorn but ultimately decides not to[/spoiler]

>>149091649
Fucking accidentally typed part of my captcha in the spoiler tag, well so much for trying to be considerate.

>>149090862
The irony in that episode was pretty good, though. Especially the part with JR calling Nancy to warn her that the Pigeon Lady wants to have an affair with Dale.

>>149079574
i don't see how this is a surprise? she bounces between bobby and joseph multiple times in the joseph hits puberty episode

>>149079590
It’s arguably worse

>>149090084
shit like this is exactly what people are talking about when they say that fringe republican nonsense that Dale used to spew has become the main selling point of the republican party. Hank Hill would be so ashamed.

>>149079574
>Bobby fucks a person he has no formal relationship with
>he's a cuck
eh, he's probably the one cucking someone else

>>149092001
No, "Everyone I don't like is evil" Is fringe nonsense, and only extremist schizos like yourself believe it.
The wast majority of people understand nuance, and that the majority is not on either extreme schizo side of the isle.

>>149079573 (OP)
Yall think we'll get Connie fan service now that Luanne is gone?

>>149091883
She's always been a whore. TCD

>>149079574
This will either be very, very bad or extremely funny. I think people are kind of forgetting how the show was a satire on the culture of the time. If it's going to be a satire on the culture now we shouldn't be surprised if stuff like this comes up.

I wouldn't be mad if they really did make Connie a slut. People aren't the same person at 23 that they were at 13. Sometimes kids grow up to be disappointing, sometimes people get worse. I don't think female characters should be exempt from that. The wording is also ambiguous enough it could plausibly be that Connie is the one getting cucked. Are she and Bobby even together?

>>149080018
they're called swingers

>>149092408
solidified his homosexuality right there

Bobby exhibited behavior that would see him grow up and be more susceptible to making terrible decisions. Hank saw this a long, long way off. And he didn't go as hard as he should have. Now his son has romantic feelings with a woman who doesn't respect herself, her own parent's marriage, the sanctity of marriage or God to put herself in this kind of situation. And Bobby willingly commits himself to this. This is what he has become. But we all know he can do better. Let's just pray Hank has the wherewithal to understand that teaching your children never ends and that Bobby honestly has no excuse pursuing a relationship that doesn't mirror the stable one he grew up in. That's what he's going to be drawn to, not that crap Connie is pulling. Either Connie wises up and gets right and marries into the Hill family or...I don't know. She should marry in, though. There's no more Luanne. Family is gonna need that 4th wheel.

I'm really hoping the new king of the hill shows bobby as a weird effeminate autistic manchild whether this is true or not.
my personal headcanon has always been that adult bobby is kind of like chris chan mixed with the average nu-male and hank acts as his bob chandler
unfortunately I think the reboot is going to make bobby only slightly effeminate and autistic, and normal in most other regards

>>149079574
>>149079590
Why is everyone assuming they're even still dating?

>>149087226
they objectively have grown more numerous, on both sides. if you can't see it then you haven't actually been outside in a while, it's no longer confined to the internet. I've heard people irl praising ted kaczynski and unironically talking about reptilians and shit. I've seen houses with infowars flags hung up.
it's not a niche group of weirdos on the internet anymore because the internet isn't niche anymore, EVERYONE is online, and EVERYONE is being exposed to schizo shit. every single person you talk to with a vague understanding of politics now believes some sort of alternative narrative. back then it used to just be lolberts and tea party types, now grandpa is talking about fluoride in the water supply because of RFK

>>149080073
A what?

>>149086309
In olden times it was
>Courtesan
Emotional Wife
>Mistress
Sex Wife
>Wife
Dowry Wife

>>149079740
> Cuckoldry is literally just about being cheated on.
Polyamory isn’t cheating or being cheated on. Polyamory is basically non-monogamous romantic relationships.

> A cuckold is just a guy who's wife fucks other men
If it’s a poly relationship, it isn’t his girlfriend or wife fucking other men. They are not in a monogamous relationship. He does not have exclusive claim or obligation to her and she does not have exclusive obligation it claim to him. They are doing whatever because they have romantic feelings toward eachother but it’s not an exclusive or monogamous relationship. They are basically friends with benefits.

>>149093284
I think they mean a wittol meaning: A man who knows and tolerates his wife's infidelity with another man or men.
Made up of the "Wit" from witen meaning "to know" and "tol" from cuckold.

>>149079590
Bobby was the one with multiple girlfriend episodes. Let's see how it plays out.

>>149079655
It's one of those weird things. Like trying to make 11 hundred different words for bisexual.

>>149084984
Funny how thats what all the involuntary celibate say too.

>>149091996
Explain how.

>>149090280
The summer of Trump is upon us, god have mercy.

>>149079574
This exist purely for Hank to react to it

>>149080504
>short hair
Should have left that to her mom

>>149091231
>>149080504
I feel like this scene takes place with them slowly trying to rekindle their relationship, but by the end they'll mutually decide against it.

>>149094838
They'll both focus on their studies/careers.

>>149079574
>>149079590
>We all had her Bobby, but you married her.

>>149094838
Possible.

>>149092408
Incidentally, this is another episode that proves Kahn Jr is a useless whore. She assumes the worst about Bobby and thinks he's peeping on her, so her answer? Going on a date with another guy other than her boyfriend because she's a worthless whore.

>>149095914
I feel like the point of those drama episodes was sort of parodying adult situations with kids who don't fully understand what's going on and it's more through the lense of that kids can be petty too. Like the whole one with Joseph kissing Minh was a very obvious sendup of those older romance movies now with the kids saying shit they don't fully believe or understand, but possibly picked up from TV. Bobby saying "you're loose and cheap" and her saying whimsical shit to Joseph like take me away from here, and him trying to cooly say he'll go as far as an eighth of a tank of gas will take him.

>>149079610
>Ok so she’s a whore got it
Do incels really?
>HAHAHA I will never touch/date a woman who is not a virgin and is exactly my specific brand of ideology.
>WAAAA why am I a 30 year old virgin who never did have sex with a woman!

If you have problems with a female cuck you are fucked in the head.

>>149079842
no its not
one is being a whore the other is killing people because we are afraid their insane leaders have enough uranium to end the world
are you brain damaged?

>>149093474
None of that really matters because that was not what I was arguing against. Anon said that cuckoldry requires the man to like it, which is wrong.
You're barking up the wrong tree.

god damn forcing this show into a revival was a mistake. i knew the threads would just be fucking miserable politics and shit

>>149096699
>which is wrong.
>Source: Some schizophrenic on 4chan

>>149096731
You either live long enough to see yourself become the villain, or you die a hero, and some fucker comes by later and digs up your corpse to turn you into a zombie.

>>149096615
Hey man that's great

>>149096754
Anon, you can look up the word right now.
You can be a cuckold without even knowing anything is happening behind your back.
Dale is the quintessential cuckold.

>>149094574
At least the willing cuckold is getting sexual gratification out of being pathetic. The "ethical non-monagomous" cuckold isn't getting anything out of it. It's the meme image of the cuck holding his wife's hand as the bull rails her, seething, but real.

>>149079590
t. A Cuck

>>149079574
Bobby knew it so long ago before we did

>>149079574
>connie at 13
>stereotypical asian middle schooler who gets dates with boys
>connie at 20+
>stereotypical asian college girl who has multiple boyfriends/girlfriends at all times
at least they're consistent

The Japanese girl is going to return and it's the only acceptable way to wrap up Bobby's love life.

>>149080504
Whose the dog?! Where the fucks ladybird?

>>149079590
>Polyamory is not cuckoldry
lmao
lmao even

>>149097552
Ladybird is dead. She was old as shit in the original show already.
From what I've heard the first episode is about Hank trying to deal with them getting a new dog.

>>149097552
Ladybird was already 13-14 when the show was on anon. That dog is dead as fuck.

New dog's name is Caesar is I remember the leak correctly. Hank doesn't like the dog, but seems to warm up to it after it busts Bobby's booty call under his roof.

>>149097803
The story of every dog and their dad

>>149079574
The entire thing is going to wind up being a cope because she was trying to justify a "boyfriend" cheating on her. Anyway fuck off back to /pol/, cumstain.

>>149079671
>I just think this tarnishes all the beauty of Bobby and Connie's relationship.
They already tarnished it when they broke them up in season 6, completely udnermining the entire point of one of the best episodes in the series. And that was during an otherwise great season at the show's peak.

>>149079955
Have they tried twisting the fact that just came out last week that AI addiction is literally making zoomers retarded?

>>149079979
What, it's the opposite. Us millennials basically got shit on for everything and told we were destroying everything while zoomers have been coddled, babied and constantly have excuses made for everything wrong with them. Millennials got shit on, had our futures destroyed in 2008 and basically got told "tough shit" while being decried by the boomers and Xers above as that we're whiny, entitled and lazy while the zoomers and awoogies below us call us "lame" before they go back to their Indian created brainrot and being scared of empty hallways.

>>149097540
Fun fact: She was voiced by the same woman who sings the insert song used in that episode (Seiko Matsuda)

>>149097485
Connie thinking she had any right to be upset is another reason she deserves a painful death. Bobby had just caught her cheating on him. Even Joseph knew he fucked up and let Bobby punch him twice without retaliating. Connie is so far up her own ass, not only does she not acknowledge she did anything wrong, but she has the audacity to get mad when Joseph then kisses her mother as if he was somehow cheating on her. The hypocrisy of it all, she deserves torture. TCD

>>149096731
The revival is likely going to be much better than the doomers here are saying. You must remember where you are. Everyone here is negative about everything because they're unhappy people and can't fathom anything other than misery.

>>149096548
You're right, but it doesn't change the fact that Kahn Jr is a massive hypocrite. Then when Joseph tries kissing her mom, she acts like Joseph is somehow cheating on her when she's still technically with Bobby. I've always despised her character because of these sort of antics she pulls. Unsurprisingly, reddit loves her.

>>149096731
That's not the show's fault.

None of you all have ever had sex, have you?

>>149098190
Who told you!?

>>149079573 (OP)
>Bobby is confirmed to be a cuckold in the new season of King of the Hill
Why would this be a surprise to anyone. He was always weak and effeminate.

>>149098863
Bobby doesn't take kindly to being cucked, actually

>>149096615
The left can't meme. Aspie Girl would actually like Poljak since he too is autistic. Whatever tranny made this meme should kill itself

>>149090528
Pro, because worrying over fictional drawings is pathetic & betamale behavior.

>>149094587
KOTH was always making fun of Texans. And Internet culture has created a ton of brainrot, so yeah, we're way past due to shit on a ton of degenerates.

>>149098062
I do like the idea of bringing in one of the biggest Japanese pop stars of all time to the point where her nickname is the Eternal Idol just to say "dansu" about 5 times.

>>149098190
Yep. Alot of us are virgins. At least that better than being a cuck.

>>149097540
>>149098062
What the FUCK that's insane I never knew that.

>polyamory isn't cuckoldry
I'm glad this came up, had a fun discussion about this with some friends.

To say polyamory isn't cuckoldry is to say a hotdog isn't a sandwich.
Society might agree to your face, but you're eating meat between two segments of bread with toppings. If all the elements are the same, you're a cuck.

>>149101067
If I... eat hot dogs... then I'm a cuck? That's what you're trying to say?

>>149101067
What does this have to do with King of The Hill