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Anonymous No.149080936 [Report] >>149081053 >>149081373 >>149081437 >>149081508 >>149081578 >>149081946 >>149082061 >>149082873 >>149085226 >>149086519 >>149087540
LOL??
Anonymous No.149080976 [Report]
Of course the reason he's at the North Pole, is the lack of laws or extradition treaties.
Anonymous No.149080977 [Report]
Anonymous No.149081053 [Report]
>>149080936 (OP)
What nortubel comic is this?
Anonymous No.149081373 [Report] >>149081514
>>149080936 (OP)
Why is the blaming him when he tried to give her a heads up? She's the retard who blew off his warning.
Anonymous No.149081433 [Report] >>149081575 >>149081852
One J-....NANI!?
Anonymous No.149081437 [Report]
>>149080936 (OP)
She skipped leg day
Anonymous No.149081508 [Report] >>149081575
>>149080936 (OP)
There is more than one joke here
Anonymous No.149081514 [Report] >>149081569
>>149081373
Looks more like human led Santa to her. I don't think he was warning her just letting her know he brought someone looking for her. The joke is Human didn't think Santa was a bad dude and accidentally got her sent to the elf equivalent of Alcatraz
Anonymous No.149081569 [Report]
>>149081514
I'm going to bet the high elf priest told santa where to look
Anonymous No.149081575 [Report]
>>149081433
>>149081508
Anonymous No.149081578 [Report] >>149081594 >>149081852 >>149087468
>>149080936 (OP)
One Joke bros....its over...
Anonymous No.149081594 [Report]
>>149081578
>ahem*
Anonymous No.149081852 [Report]
>>149081433
>>149081578
What's the matter, too DEEP for you?
Anonymous No.149081937 [Report]
what an asshole
Anonymous No.149081946 [Report]
>>149080936 (OP)
So, that's where they send their outcasts
Anonymous No.149082061 [Report]
>>149080936 (OP)
First one of these to make me laugh
Anonymous No.149082549 [Report]
Anonymous No.149082873 [Report] >>149082896 >>149086884
>>149080936 (OP)
I want more fantasy elves meeting Christmas elves content.
Anonymous No.149082896 [Report] >>149082942 >>149082988 >>149083322 >>149083395 >>149086884 >>149086913 >>149087641
>>149082873
So what exactly was the divergence between regular elves and christmas elves here?
Breeding with dwarves?
Anonymous No.149082942 [Report] >>149082969 >>149086913
>>149082896
The inverse of Arctic Gigantism.
Anonymous No.149082969 [Report]
>>149082942
Right.
Anonymous No.149082988 [Report] >>149083012 >>149083093 >>149086884
>>149082896
Dwarves and elves make leprechauns, elves and gnomes make Yulefolk, aka Christmas elves.
Anonymous No.149083012 [Report] >>149083026 >>149083490 >>149085146
>>149082988
Then what are smurfs, and smurf-like characters?
Anonymous No.149083026 [Report] >>149083160
>>149083012
Portable onaholes
Anonymous No.149083093 [Report] >>149083490
>>149082988
>elves and gnomes make Yulefolk, aka Christmas elves
Christmas Elves are actually Nisse.
Anonymous No.149083160 [Report] >>149083251
>>149083026
How small is your dick if it can fit inside a smurf?
Anonymous No.149083251 [Report]
>>149083160
bout 3fiddy
Anonymous No.149083322 [Report] >>149086884
>>149082896
Christmas elves are the originals, the tall ones are the ones who diverged. Well more so the Christmas elves are all that is left of classical elves at this point.
Anonymous No.149083395 [Report]
>>149082896
Christmas elves to regular elves what dogs are to wolves.
Anonymous No.149083490 [Report]
>>149083012
Fae, most likely a mix of quickling and “true gnomes”

>>149083093
Was wondering if they had a name, let’s go with that name for them
Anonymous No.149085146 [Report]
>>149083012
Smurfs are homunculi, like a golem but more aptly the shabti from the egyptian Book of the Dead.
Anonymous No.149085226 [Report]
>>149080936 (OP)
>?!
She knows Santa?
Anonymous No.149086519 [Report] >>149087398
>>149080936 (OP)
This guy is really trying to make it till he makes it. Too bad there's no market for his shit. lol
Anonymous No.149086884 [Report]
>>149082873
>>149082896
>>149082988
>>149083322
What about European Elves AKA fairies?
Anonymous No.149086913 [Report]
>>149082896
>>149082942
Santa's elves are a tropical subspecies. He chose them to labor in his workshops because they wouldn't survive the cold if they tried to escape
Anonymous No.149087398 [Report]
>>149086519
>This guy is really trying to make it till he makes it. Too bad there's no market for his shit. lol
people love his comics
Anonymous No.149087468 [Report]
>>149081578
What do you mean? The joke is meme faces of which there's one in every panel.
Anonymous No.149087540 [Report]
>>149080936 (OP)
My favorite of the elf comics so far.
>Nine Elveven.
Anonymous No.149087641 [Report]
>>149082896
>A majority of Elvish race left Earth long ago to journey to Alfheimr, ceding the world to the rising race of Man, but a surprising number chose to remain behind in secluded locales.
>Over time, their dwindling numbers and crushing isolation led a few Elves to interact with the outside world, confident in their supposed superiority.
>However, by this time the world of man had fallen into barbarity after the fall of ancient kingdoms such as Atlantis and Lemuria.
>These new savage men would capture and ravish all manner of creature from demons and angels to common fae folk, spawning monstrous hybrids. The Elves were no exception to this and each subsequent generation diluted the blood of the Elves, reducing their stature and abilities.
>These offshoots of Elves would also mate with fae folk, further shrinking them below even human height. Seeking safety, many went back into seclusion in small communities or lone hideouts.
>These new Elves now had to support themselves in the world of Man. Small groups of elves would perform chores for humans at night in exchange for food or or other gifts. Larger groups would assist humans in their businesses, such as baking or cobbling.