>Joe Kelly has taken over ASM after writing the disasters like Non-Stop Spider-Man, the post-Dark Web fill-in arc and 8 Deaths of Spider-Man
>JRJR is still on the title instead of being booted to another title or even a secondary Spider-Man ongoing
>Pepe Larraz already hinting at leaving the title because he has gotten more lucrative deals
>The storyline that begins from ASM #975 is literally a rehash of the Back to Basics and Last Remains arc from Nick Spencer's run
>MJ is the All-New Venom and she'll be fighting Knull for Venom #250
>Nick Lowe continues to be employed by Marvel even after tanking ASM and being publicly humiliated continuously
>Spider-Man & Wolverine revealed that Logan was involved with the death of Peter's parents
>Gwen Stacy has been resurrected and turned into Gwenpool, solely so that Cebulski can get off from her corpse being paraded around again before they kill her off at the end of the miniseries
>The new Spider-Girl is a mutant and has already managed to get a spin-off ongoing
>Spider-Gwen has been shunted into the 616 and is getting another relaunch
>Chasm is set to be shat on more by editorial soon
>The Spider-Society are fighting the Venomverse because the Spider-Office have officially run out of ideas
>Spider-Threads are STILL unbrowsable

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/death%20throes

>>149093277 (OP)
To think that this page is only 3 years old

>>149093277 (OP)
> Nick Lowe continues to be employed by Marvel even after tanking ASM and being publicly humiliated continuously
What happened? I checked out of new Spider-Man comics over a decade ago.

>>149093315
3 years already? Jesus.

>>149093315
I don't keep up with Spider-Man anymore. What's going on in OP pic?

>>149093360
NTA but basically readers have grown more aggressive towards editors for the past few years and Lowe is behind a lot of the stupid decisions such as turning Ben into Chasm because "he had no place in the Spider-Landscape", MJ becoming Jackpot and the pushing of Shay as a love interest for Peter despite having no personality to speak of

Things have gotten so bad that he had a heated debate with a fan who confronted him for some of his shit decisions during a QnA session a year or two ago in a comiccon

>>149093415
From the opening arc of Wells' run, IIRC Spidey got chained and beaten up by Tombstone but this was Tombstone's plan to later let him loose against the Rose's gang

>>149093502
regular chains? against a guy that has held up parts of building and several train cars?

>>149093964
Theyre supposed to be made of titanium but like, titanium is just lightweight steel.

How is Spiderman even bound like that? He's one of the strongest heroes in Marvel. Like physically strong.

>>149093964
They're made of Paulium.

>>149094033
he's middleweight class. Peter's very strong for like your average superhero but he isnt as strong as Hulk, Sentry or Thor. I'd say his strength is on pair with Colossus but like you arent gonna see him throw hands with the juggernaut in a struggle and dominate.

>>149093277 (OP)
Spider-threads are still unbrowseable because of people like you
People eternally showering blood from shattered rectums, engaging in conspiracy theories and making things that are just business personal, and things that are personal into paranoid persecution complexes.

For 17 years you've huddled in here telling yourself that there's a conspiracy to ruin Spider-Man, that the people who are doing it belong in jail and that marvel has sold 99 jillion kabillion less comics than it would if it would just do what you, the Real Fan ™ keep telling them to do

There is a much, much simpler explanation. But you would rather die than admit you've ever been wrong about anything, ever. So you just get crazier and crazier, every year.

>>149093277 (OP)
>Joe Kelly has taken over ASM after writing the disasters like Non-Stop Spider-Man, the post-Dark Web fill-in arc and 8 Deaths of Spider-Man
He's better than Wells, so it's already an improvement
>JRJR is still on the title instead of being booted to another title or even a secondary Spider-Man ongoing
Why should he be booted, he's literally one of the greatest Spidey artists of all time?
>Pepe Larraz already hinting at leaving the title because he has gotten more lucrative deals
So what?
>The storyline that begins from ASM #975 is literally a rehash of the Back to Basics and Last Remains arc from Nick Spencer's run
Nope, not really
>MJ is the All-New Venom and she'll be fighting Knull for Venom #250
That's cool though
>Nick Lowe continues to be employed by Marvel even after tanking ASM and being publicly humiliated continuously
Yes, that's a problem, but at least he doesn't have as much control over ASM as he used to
>Spider-Man & Wolverine revealed that Logan was involved with the death of Peter's parents
So what?
>Gwen Stacy has been resurrected and turned into Gwenpool, solely so that Cebulski can get off from her corpse being paraded around again before they kill her off at the end of the miniseries
I liked the first 2 issues of Gwenpool
>The new Spider-Girl is a mutant and has already managed to get a spin-off ongoing
>Spider-Gwen has been shunted into the 616 and is getting another relaunch
>Chasm is set to be shat on more by editorial soon
>The Spider-Society are fighting the Venomverse because the Spider-Office have officially run out of ideas
>Spider-Threads are STILL unbrowsable
Don't really care about any of these things desu
I'm really excited for ASM right now, especially the whole Peter+Felicia thing, I want them to be more than just fuck buddies.

>>149094186
Why pretend that treating Peter like shit and not letting him get together with MJ again somehow not hugely unpopular directions for the character? Every fan who still gives a modicum of shit wants marvel to stop, and literally everyone at marvel knows that everyone that isnt a collector that buys every book no matter what wants them to stop.

>>149093277 (OP)
>Parker-cuck melty thread #698
Why are Uncs so concerned about this garbage? Just wallow in your nostalgia quietly.

>>149094318
>I want them to be more than just fuck buddies
Come on, you know that ain't happening. Felicia is forever cursed to rebound prison.

>>149093502
>Things have gotten so bad that he had a heated debate with a fan who confronted him for some of his shit decisions during a QnA session a year or two ago in a comiccon
Is this on video?

>>149093277 (OP)
They didn't commit to PeterFel, even now they still teasing it but until they go all out things won't improve.

>>149094318
>Why should he be booted, he's literally one of the greatest Spidey artists of all time?
This was the point at which I realized that you were either trolling or had bad opinions. He's one of the worst artists in the industry
>I'm really excited for ASM right now
I feel pity for those who have consuming stuff, even if it's trash, as a lifestyle

>>149094318
>he's literally one of the greatest Spidey artists of all time?
that was the case 30 years ago. not now.

>>149094455
>retards are unironically talking like this now
Oh so it wasnt the usual cancer or irony of /v/. The discussion here gets worse every year

>>149093277 (OP)
>>Gwen Stacy has been resurrected and turned into Gwenpool, solely so that Cebulski can get off from her corpse being paraded around again before they kill her off at the end of the miniseries
As it turns is in fact a mutant an the plan is not for her to die bu rather for her to confront the Architect and get him to revive everyone who died in the series. After that she and peter share a moment only for her to to depart into unkown parts. which sets the stage for Gwen's first X-Book.

>>149095905
Sorry man, but can't you post instead on reddit or a forum of your country? The constant talk in Spider-Man threads of Gwen makes them worse and you also get angry. On reddit and those forums I'm sure that people like Gwen more and they will also treat you better and you would be happier

>>149096017
I think you got things backwards there buddy. More likely MJ fans are angry for several reasons first she left Peter for paul secondly she got him to agree to do the deal with mephisto thus erasing their marriage for good. And thridly she is now Venom and presumably peter is not aware of it all of this put MJ in a bad light. while I on the other hand have Gwen back checkmate

>>149094054
>I'd say his strength is on pair with Colossus
Nah, not according to Handbooks.
Spider-Man normally is about 10-20 tons.
Colossus is about 70 IIRC. Colossus is basically weaker Ben Grimm. Weaker MODERN powercreep Ben Grimm in case if somebody brings up ASM1.
Tombstone still shouldn't be a major threat on Spider-Man's good day because
>5-6 tons
But it's modern Marvel, Spider-Man doesn't have good days here.

>>149096401
Peter made the decision to do it in the first place
MJ reassured him because she believed their love to be strong enough to overcome it given the reveal that she told Mephisto that she'll get her life back one day

>>149094186
>>149096401
Why are Marvel editors posting on 4chan?

>>149094318
Turning Kingsley into Urich was one way to completely kill what made Hobgoblins unique.. But I'm not sure if that was Kelly or Pepe. Nick should be blamed regardless.

>>149096844
Because they're seething about what that Thinking Critical guy recently claimed

>>149093277 (OP)
>>Meanwhile ourguy Miles Morales is doing great.
>>Current highest number ongoing at Marvel with no end in sight.
Stable writer with Ziglar.
Getting his on unique rogues gallery.l more and more each month.
>>Heading the Incursion event on the Ultimate titles.
>>Has the final movie in his trilogy in a few years.
>>He keeps getting waifus added to iis harem like Inari in this pic here.

Miles Morales bros…we stay winning!

>>149097098
These charts don't hit as hard when you know the #1 comic is hovering at 40-45k.

>>149097034
Black Cat is also scheduled to be in Miles comic in September, in addition to spinning off in her own title.
Plus owes Miles reparations after what happened last time they met.

Miles bros stay winning!!!!
Suck it boomers

>>149095716
calm down unc

>>149097006
The YouTube guy? What'd he claim?

>>149093277 (OP)
Spider-Pete hasn't been good since the books became a soap opera 33 years ago.

>>149097217
He said he found out through an industry friend that ASM got around 48,000 orders last month

>>149094033
Can't you read? he's asleep

>>149093277 (OP)
they need to wrap up this shit decade plus of spiderman by saying mephisto was putting him through hell but then dr strange and ghost rider liberate him and things go back to 90s status. ASAP

Give me back the chad SM I grew up with, no morales, no bootleg copies, no multiverses, no clones, no cucking, no more le suffering man, FUCK MARVEL

>>149093277 (OP)
>Spider-Threads are STILL unbrowsable
I'm just sticking to Magister's threads
Screw what's happening in the now

>>149097034
>>>Current highest number ongoing at Marvel with no end in sight.
Venom is going back to the 250 number in October

>>149097483
Go to the Morales thread. It’s better.

>>149093277 (OP)
>What went wrong?
Editors became literal Spider-Man villains. They either blame the sad state of their lives on Spidey or can't stand seeing someone who started like a "nerd like them" having a fulfilling life even after all the shit he's gone through.

>>149093277 (OP)
Just give the title to Ryan North. He knows how to handle Stan Lee's stuff the best.

Felicia should have his bastard son and make him pay child support and he only gets to see him on weekends(he never can because he's too busy being spider-man)
This modernizes their relationship

>>149097034
What kind of grammar is this? Is the Gwenschizo also a Milesfag or do we have another esl schizo?

>>149098266
They should do this with all of Peter's past love interests. Then they all gang up to defeat Peter with their army of Spider-babies, that'll save ASM.

Hey spider fags I take it you have heard the news right kiss USM goodbye soon

https://www.cbr.com/ultimate-xmen-zack-davisson-reveals-ultimate-marvel-end/

>>149096707
No peter's decision was influenced by MJ thus she is the one to blame for eveything going to shit.

>>149093277 (OP)
We stopped kink-shaming cuckolds, and started letting in the retards who wanted to blackwash and cuntwash everything.

>>149099018
You're late, slowpoke

Please stop giving Romita work

>>149099283
Start crying spider fags

>>149099018
>Fake news spread by someone who isn't either Hickman or one of Marvel's higher ups.
USM isn't going anywhere.

>>149099355
Why? Because you're crying about being one and being late to the news?

>>149098910
No, Paul should get them all pregnant after reclaiming the powers that were always meant to be his.

And then Peter gets tortured to death and everyone immediately forgets he ever existed.

>>149099484
A dickless queer like Paul can't get women pregnant, anon.

>>149099563
Paul is the chaddest chad to ever chad. He can get a woman pregnant just by looking at her like this. He only hasn't impregnated MJ because she's a filthy traitor who doesn't deserve to bear his child.

>>149099635
No, he's a huge fag who gets belittled only a daily basis by a teenager, an old black dude and a symbiote.

>>149099773
*on

>>149099773
He is the one true Spider-Man and he will destroy the nonbelievers.

>>149099796
He killed billions of people and abused his mentally ill father for profit. He's also a gutless coward. He'll never be Spider-Man, no matter how many times he pretends to feel guilty for all of the death he caused.

>>149099860
>>149099860
>He killed billions of people and abused his mentally ill father for profit.

Yes, but he's the One Above All's favorite child, so everything he does is good because he's the one doing it. If Peter the fraud hadn't stolen his destiny, Paul would have succeeded every time Peter failed.

>>149099909
>One Above All's favorite child.
That's Hulk, you dumb PaulFAG. No one loves Paul, not even Mephisto.

>>149099932
Everyone loves Paul, and anyone who says otherwise is in denial.

>>149098266
>>149098910
On a serious note, are there any of his love interests you could realistically make a bastard child storyline with?

>>149100039
Betty Brant, probably

>>149100039
I was being serious when I said Felicia. She's been absent for years at a time and you can finagle the whole return to serious crime as her trying to get a large windfall of cash to pay off food, private school funds and training as a successor.

>>149097034
Plus he isn’t a cuck like Peter.
Miles bros…..we won.

>>149100110
Has she? Peter's still in his late twenties, right? Wouldn't the sliding timescale make it so her absences are only a few months long by now?

>>149100039
Michele Gonzales is the only one that comes to mind, maybe Felicia.

>>149093277 (OP)
There. Fixed.

>>149100039
Make it with an OC that Peter met in one of the many "blank" periods of time.

>>149101036
Wrong woman
Peter should just take the schizo wmaf pill

>>149102582
no

>>149095905
>>149093277 (OP)
>They kill real Gwenpool to use Stacy again, making her a Superior Gwenpool
Grimm.

>>149093277 (OP)
You forgot Tom Brevoort still insisting to sell on ragebait.

>>149104240
Honestly, if they're going to continue selling on ragebait they might as well do something outrageous.

>>149105674
Issue #1000 will be the long awaited Shay marriage issue

PAUL UP

>>149105847
It wouldn't surprise me if it actually ends with here breaking up with him, to which he shrugs and says, "Tomorrow's a BRAND NEW DAY!"

>>149106511
kino

>>149106511
Then they relaunch the title and introduce a whole new vibrant supporting cast! Along with three new love interests: the perfect girl for Peter (for real this time), a quirky, weird girl from his job, and a moody latina he happens to share an apartment with! And a bunch of new villains, including an entirely new Goblin (this one will become a staple of his rogues gallery, trust), and Mrs. Positive!

it's kind of hilarious how an open relationship could have been used to sidestep Spider-Man's relationship drama and do the Krakoan poly thing but with Peter/MJ/Felicia, but instead they did it in the most emasculating "love interest you don't care about is banging other guys but is not shown having sex with Peter, also Peter is not having sex with other woman" option

>>149107087
>let's have Spider-Man engage in the type of degeneracy the x-men do

>>149101036
I really want a competent writer to explore Felicia's life outside the catsuit. I kinda hate how she is just Black Cat and nothing else, which is why I think she is unfitting to be Peter's gf.

>>149107087
>Krakoan poly thing but with Peter/MJ/Felicia
Felicia isn't a mutant therefore she's not relevant by your logic so replace her with Gwen then you have a point.

>>149102582
Cindy is their booty call.

>>149099380
zack is no dummy he knows things.

>>149107689
>Felicia's life outside the catsuit

Yes, I want to see her outside the catsuit too.

>>149099992
Paul WILL make Dylan love him, after he rapes some respect into that kid!

>>149109165
Turns out Zack was wrong, and so was the polish child rapist.

>>149097474
How old are you 70?