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Anonymous No.149094625 >>149094688 >>149094917 >>149096294 >>149098424 >>149100947
>Bart, where's your bathing suit?
>I'm gonna swim nekkid.
>You're what?
>Oh sure, there'll be a few uptight councilors who won't dig the Bart philosophy, but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.
Anonymous No.149094688
>>149094625 (OP)
>nekkid
Anonymous No.149094827 >>149095337 >>149095391 >>149095426 >>149095900 >>149096336
fucking Euro boomer parents making you change your clothes on the beach or stand there naked in full view of everyone when you were like primary school age. i hated that shit. being stared at by beachgoers is awkard and weird as hell.
Anonymous No.149094910
S11E5
Anonymous No.149094917 >>149095434
>>149094625 (OP)
>I feel the human body is a thing of beauty
Indeed it can be mesmerizing
Anonymous No.149095337 >>149096336
>>149094827
they had a weird belief that children are totally asexual and not self-aware until about 11
Anonymous No.149095391 >>149096336
>>149094827
Same.
Anonymous No.149095426 >>149096336
>>149094827
and that's not getting into the adult women going around topless so you would like run into your schoolteacher on beach and get a view of her tits which made things more weird and icky than you ever imagine possible
Anonymous No.149095434 >>149099159
>>149094917
Bart just knows how fat his ass is.
And what it does to certain people...
Anonymous No.149095874
i hate boomers i really do
Anonymous No.149095900 >>149096262
>>149094827
It's supposed to stop you being a weirdo who hates your own body and others. Clearly it failed and you slinked away to the internet, where no one could see you.
Anonymous No.149096262
>>149095900
at least retarded boomers thought that anyway
Anonymous No.149096294 >>149096323
>>149094625 (OP)
>"Well, if that's how you feel, Bart... then I'll do it with you."
Anonymous No.149096323 >>149096359
>>149096294
oh no fuck that man, your mom sitting there topless on the beach working on her tan was awkward enough
Anonymous No.149096336 >>149100992
>>149094827
>>149095337
>>149095391
>>149095426
You sound disgustingly american, even if you probably aren't.
Anonymous No.149096359
>>149096323
And thus Bart wears an old-timey full-body bathing suit for the rest of his life.
Anonymous No.149097737
sneed
Anonymous No.149098424
>>149094625 (OP)
Counselors, not councilors.
Anonymous No.149099159
>>149095434
He could make a killing showing it off like that to perverts. New get rich quick scheme: camboy hoe
Anonymous No.149100947
>>149094625 (OP)
Marge cheats on homer
Anonymous No.149100992
>>149096336
why do you wanna see naked children so bad, pierre