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Anonymous No.149105216 >>149105256 >>149105276 >>149105280 >>149105282 >>149105322 >>149105375 >>149105768 >>149106409 >>149106606 >>149107052 >>149109400
Death Battle
Will this FIGHT ever happen?
Anonymous No.149105224 >>149105283 >>149105414
My HERO would WIN!!
Anonymous No.149105243 >>149105276 >>149105408 >>149108666 >>149110041 >>149110058
ENOUGH, discuss our HEROES Deku and Miles
Anonymous No.149105256
>>149105216 (OP)
is thor supes even thematic?
Anonymous No.149105259
>LITERAL cuck battle
I sleep.
Anonymous No.149105273
>LITERAL cuck battle
Iโ€™m wide awake.
Anonymous No.149105276 >>149105560
>>149105216 (OP)
I mean speedy likes it so there is a chance
>>149105243
How would the fight start?
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149105280 >>149105459
>>149105216 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPaRVuI6cTE
The Coyote must lose. It is fated.

Also holy God please don't let the next fight be Deku vs Miles that's going to suck so hard.
Anonymous No.149105282 >>149105366
>>149105216 (OP)
Thor already jobbed to Wonder Woman. So he can't fight GODperman.
Anonymous No.149105283
>>149105224
BASED.
Anonymous No.149105288 >>149105321 >>149105325 >>149105983 >>149106001 >>149106410 >>149106416 >>149107479 >>149110067
>MILES? MILES!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH OCHAKO
>*pauses kratos vs asura and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK MILES, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? OCHAKO WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! LIKE GWEN DOES TO YOU? MILES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I CAUGHT KACCHAN SHOWING ME A SHRED OF RESPECT!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY MILES AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER QUIRK HAVING CHILDREN I CAN'T GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN ALL BE PRO HEROES WHILE I WORK AT MCDONALD'S
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN MILES' ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ASTA AND MARK ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE SHONEN KEKOLD TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT KAMALA KHAN ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Therewolf Media WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!
Anonymous No.149105318 >>149105345 >>149105369 >>149105446 >>149107255
Laugh at Listroon
Laugh
https://www.reddit.com/user/victoriamikoto231/comments/
Anonymous No.149105321
>>149105288
Fake and not canon, Miles would have invited Gwen so he can DP Miles with his feminine penis.
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149105322 >>149105353 >>149105472
>>149105216 (OP)
It's not a bad fight, not at all, especially if it gets them to finally lean into Superman's scifi stuff. I've been spoiled on silver age stuff where he'd call in Kandorians or his robots to help him out.

I want to see tiny Kandorians and Superman robots fighting the armies of Asgard. I want to see the Warriors 3 fighting the Superpets. I want to see crazy comicbook fun.
Anonymous No.149105325
>>149105288
K,B,C.
Anonymous No.149105345 >>149105398
>>149105318
I'm not going to reddit. How much ungodly fetish shit is on that profile?
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149105353
>>149105322
Almost forgot, Superman better finally fucking wink. 3 fights with Superman, 3, and he doesn't wink even once. It's embarrassing.
Anonymous No.149105366 >>149105398
>>149105282
>[RIGGED FIGHT]
Anonymous No.149105369 >>149105389 >>149105411
>>149105318
obssesed
Anonymous No.149105373 >>149105983 >>149110129
I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:

Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.

Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.

Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.

Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.

All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.

Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.

The entire JJK verse, who I am afraid of because my Quirks PALE in comparison to their Cursed Techniques.
Anonymous No.149105375 >>149105401 >>149105446 >>149105547 >>149105555
>>149105216 (OP)
It did. In the fucking comics. JLA Avengers. Superman won. Good lord I know I should expect better of you death battle retards but actually try reading the source material instead of your miserable little shit cunting fanfic you illiterate faggots.
Anonymous No.149105389 >>149105411
>>149105369
>Obsessed
>Listtroon out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149105396
>thor
>superman
they're no konami man.
Anonymous No.149105398
>>149105345
He draws it
>>149105366
You could say that about every fight though, the Hulk ones are egregious with the human anger limit
Anonymous No.149105401
>>149105375
Barely canon anymore and they've both gotten upgrades since then
Anonymous No.149105408 >>149105446
>>149105243
The fight was already a one sided stomp before Deku got seven other superpowers.
Anonymous No.149105411 >>149105509
>>149105369
>>149105389
I was only there searching for a leak, saw the Zatanna post, scrolled to the comments and saw him
Then I saw the thread he made and connected the dots in my head
Anonymous No.149105414
>>149105224
Fippy bippy.
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149105446 >>149105498 >>149105507 >>149105555 >>149105898
>>149105318
I'm legitimately curious how Death Battle thinks DC's magic characters stack up against other DC characters. Do they think Zatanna can beat Superman? Can Dr. Fate beat the Flash? Adam is the only DC mage to lose and only because he had his own power drained and turned against him.

>>149105375
Sometimes it's not the result, its the fight. Asgard doing a viking raid on the Fortress of Solitude would be so cool.

>>149105408
Watch Miles still win because of bullshit scaling arguments that make him planet level.
Anonymous No.149105459 >>149105541
>>149105280
>Also holy God please don't let the next fight be Deku vs Miles that's going to suck so hard.
Wait what? Was something leaked?
Anonymous No.149105472 >>149105526 >>149106143 >>149106228
>>149105322
In my opinion, current Thor takes it extreme diff.
Anonymous No.149105478 >>149105496 >>149105555
Where did Miles cuckposting come from? Last time I checked he was with that one black girl.
Anonymous No.149105496
>>149105478
Shameik Moore
Anonymous No.149105498
>>149105446
To be fair, Adam is more brawny compared to other hax-based magicians, him getting his ass beat is plausible when the scope of his abilities is fairly limited compared to reality warping shenanigans.
Anonymous No.149105507 >>149105526
>>149105446
Didn't they just give Miles more bullshit super powers?
Anonymous No.149105509
>>149105411
I guess listroon is banned from complaining about comics.

We all love comics here and they are perfect
Anonymous No.149105513 >>149105544 >>149105613 >>149105633
post kino matchups
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149105526
>>149105472
>Superman uses the Phantom Zone projector
>Thor starts to absorb the entire Phantom Zone
>The Phantom Zone criminals materialize and start fighting everyone
This fight could be so COOL!

>>149105507
I think he's got a lightning sword now. I wouldn't be surprised if he got more powers since then.
Anonymous No.149105541 >>149105574
>>149105459
Guy on Discord who had picture proof he was at comic con said it was Deku vs Miles. Multiple different people who seem to have gone to comiccon on Reddit are saying it's Deku vs Miles. Swan and Speedy have both denied it. No one knows what the fuck is happening.
Anonymous No.149105544
>>149105513
Who vs who?
Anonymous No.149105547
>>149105375
We're counting crossovers now?
Anonymous No.149105555 >>149105608
>>149105478
Spider verse with Gwen being with Hobbie, his voice actor being an actual cuck, and Trying to hard with Kamala
>>149105375
Venom solos sodomizedman then?
>>149105446
I feel like Zatanna could beat supes because of his vulnerability, nothing is beating the Flash. Also does Miles even have anything to chainscale off of? He's kind in a jobber trio with Nova and Kamala no?
Anonymous No.149105560 >>149105667
>>149105276
Who will he rig it for?
Anonymous No.149105574 >>149105632
>>149105541
Honestly Iโ€™m kinda convinced theyโ€™re shitposting. Although one guy on Reddit said that itโ€™s not a matchup for everyone so Iโ€™m kinda betting on it being Aang Vs Aether.
Anonymous No.149105608 >>149105667
>>149105555
The main scaling for Miles would be through Spider-Man himself who has either directly or indirectly fought almost every big hitter in Marvel. People also 'upscale' through Daredevil's '''''nanosecond''''' reaction times for things like speed and even less brainrotted powerniggers do genuinely think Miles is faster than Deku because they believe the average Marvel peak human is faster than light.
Anonymous No.149105611 >>149105629
>gives Miles a fuckton on tranime powers including a energy sword, eletric super saiyan and more
You rike?
Anonymous No.149105613
>>149105513
Anonymous No.149105629
>>149105611
Holy based fat black nerd. Truly the strongest geek archetype.
Anonymous No.149105632
>>149105574
That same guy also posted on threads using Into the Spider-Verse and Deku losing to Asta for their images saying it'll be funny tomorrow. And he's not the only one.
Could be they're just watching this thread or heard the rumor and they're just trolling but it looks pretty grim
Anonymous No.149105633
>>149105513
Anonymous No.149105640 >>149105653 >>149105667
Who suffered more?
Tom or Wile E. Coyote?
Anonymous No.149105653
>>149105640
We'll find out tomorrow.
Anonymous No.149105658 >>149105685 >>149105699 >>149105983
I, JOBiles, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Marvel humbly kneel to:

Miguel-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in my own movie despite being an obscure spider-man variant no one has ever hard of.

Static-sama. winner of my Death Battle and my other master who is also the superior black teenage superhero.

Deku-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Peter-sama, the original Spider-MAN whose name and reputation I shamelessly rely on every single day of my life and who I owe all of my success to.

Kingpin-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gwen-sama, my loving trans girlfriend who rails my ass with her feminine penis every time she gets tired of fucking Peniโ€™s underage Asian coochie.

Prowler Miles-sama, my less pathetic alternate universe self who would effortlessly knock me out in a single punch with ease and beat the shit out of me.

The entire Batman verse, who I am afraid of because my spider webs PALE in comparison to their street level powers.
Anonymous No.149105667 >>149105722 >>149105738
>>149105560
Superman I think, going 4-0 would be too funny I know Thor has magic but DB did mention that he doesn't instantly job to it and that he has fought Black Adam and Shazam before. I say this as a guy who isn't that fond of supes
>>149105608
If it's another KINGtos situation I'll laugh, like
>Even though we've never seen Miles destroy a planet he is relative to Peter who punched Thor that one time so that means he is comparable to full power Thor
>>149105640
Does Wil E even have friends?
Anonymous No.149105685
>>149105658
>pic
Let me guess, Marvel Zombies?
Anonymous No.149105699 >>149105724
>>149105658
Almost canon how did you forget your big bro Hobbie-aniki?
Anonymous No.149105705 >>149105794 >>149105832 >>149109674
who should star sapphire fight
Anonymous No.149105722
>>149105667
I imagine if Miles wins it'll be because they believe he's faster + Spider-Sense + Venom Shock which sadly seems to be the likeliest outcome.
Anonymous No.149105724 >>149105809
>>149105699
I donโ€™t think Hobbie is desperate enough to wank to fuck a tranny.
Anonymous No.149105738 >>149105776
>>149105667
>Does Wil E even have friends?
He teamed up with Sylvester once right?
Anonymous No.149105745
Reminder that all kaijus job to the Ass Void!!! So kneel to Niko now!!!
Anonymous No.149105768
>>149105216 (OP)
Thor killed Galactus, a being above Galactus in strength and wields magic. Clark won't survive.
Anonymous No.149105776
>>149105738
Looked it up and exactly once apparently
Anonymous No.149105794
>>149105705
Carol Danvers
Anonymous No.149105796 >>149105818
People say that a chimpanzee could rip a human being to shreds with minimal effort.
Anonymous No.149105809
>>149105724
You'd be disgusted at what punks stick their dick into
Anonymous No.149105818 >>149105905
>>149105796
Those people are right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
Play this audio with Donkey Kong Country music or Rajang's theme, if you laugh you're going to hell
Anonymous No.149105832
>>149105705
Kyle's penis
Anonymous No.149105875 >>149105918 >>149105983 >>149106001 >>149106410 >>149107479 >>149110067
>DEKU? DEKU!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCHES GWEN AND PENI
>*pauses writing his fanfiction where sam fucks kamala's puckered muzzie asshole and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEKU, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? PENI WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?! GWEN PUT YOUR GIRLCOCK AWAY!!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP AND DP DEKU'S BOYCUNT?! LIKE KACCHAN AND TODOROKI DO TO HIM? DEKU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCHES, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I GOT THE MANTLE OF SPIDER-MAN FROM MY BUCK BREAKER PETER PARKER!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY DEKU AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER HUWITE SPIDER-BABIES SO THAT MY CANON EVENT COULD BE ME GETTING KEKED BY BIG STRONG WHITE MEN LIKE THE PATHETIC HOTEP FANTASY I AM
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP DEKU'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, HULK AND GHOST RIDER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE MARVEL LOSERS TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT DELSIN ROWE ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Therewolf Media WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!
Anonymous No.149105898 >>149105934 >>149106157 >>149106501 >>149109630 >>149109631
>>149105446
Could Zatanna beat Simon? Or would Simon just adapt to her magical plot manipulation?
Anonymous No.149105905
>>149105818
Oh... So that's where this Meatcanyon short was based in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQyQZFEiNKQ

Lol. Lmao even.
Anonymous No.149105918
>>149105875
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149105934 >>149105969 >>149105971 >>149106072
>>149105898
Spiral power's adaptability is pretty busted, if it's already trumping DC's entire dimensional potential I don't see how Zatanna fairs much better.
Anonymous No.149105956 >>149105997 >>149106023 >>149106073
Could Simon beat the Spiral from Uzumaki?
Anonymous No.149105969
>>149105934
That only worked against Kyle because he couldnโ€™t one-tap in base and risked fucking himself over with the full LE. If anyone else can destroy on the informational level while also being stronger than base Simon they can one shot.
Anonymous No.149105971
>>149105934
just be above DC like Batkek
Anonymous No.149105983
>>149105288
>>149105373
>>149105658
>>149105875
Every single word in these posts is canon.
Anonymous No.149105997 >>149106084
>>149105956
He'd probably get taken over by it
Anonymous No.149106001
>>149105875
>>149105288
unironically losing it imagining the scenario where they're both screaming this at each other at the same time
Anonymous No.149106023
>>149105956
Not sure. It wouldn't be able to stop him. it could drive him mad, or he'd absorb it and become horrifying himself.
Anonymous No.149106072 >>149106157 >>149106169 >>149106451 >>149106593
>>149105934
I doubt it. Kyleโ€™s peak was put at the Godsphere and to some portion of the LE but Kyle couldnโ€™t fully tap into its full potential because of his own inherent risks with using itโ€™s entirety, which DB has stated would actually be his ace in the hole against Simon. Zatanna was scaled to โ€œall of creationโ€ so sheโ€™d be even more powerful than Kyle, or at least comparable to Kyleโ€™s potential if he used the full force of the LE.
Anonymous No.149106073
>>149105956
It's basically a shittier version of the Anti Spiral that has considerably fewer feats, so probably?
Anonymous No.149106084 >>149106169
>>149105997
Yeah. The curse even affects fucking galaxies.
Anonymous No.149106103 >>149106235
Isn't Thor like multiple universes strong because he held the tree yigdrassil whils Superman is only 1 universe strong?
Anonymous No.149106143 >>149106177
>>149105472
You should know that before Hickman went to Marvel with his ideas, his X-Men was supposed to be a Legion run. One of the premier Marvel writers today has in his mind that the translation for a LoSH villain is literally Essex as the Enigma, who is above the Beyonders and on the level of the White Phoenix. The Moira Engine was supposed to be the Miracle Machine.
Anonymous No.149106156 >>149106459
What are they talking about bros?
Anonymous No.149106157 >>149106462
>>149105898
>>149106072
shouldnt simon still be above that though? he was scales to literally be the writer of all of gurren lagann
Anonymous No.149106169 >>149106221 >>149106387 >>149106462
>>149106084
Fuark. That is like...Gurren laggan third form level of strenght!
>>149106072
They sated to be "comparable" to otoko simon
Anonymous No.149106177
>>149106143
So yeah the guys Superman hanged around with as kids as his sidekicks were supposed to beat a villain, who when translated to Marvel by Hickman, was apparently a threat to even the One Above All using Ewingโ€™s Defenders as a baseline.
Anonymous No.149106221 >>149106229
>>149106169
And itโ€™s also able to infest anything with spirals in it
Anonymous No.149106228 >>149106307
>>149105472
>Thor gets a dozen powerups by Cates, Hulk becomes immortal because of Ewing, Ant-Man can somehow manipulation Kirbons now (the stuff the White Hot Room is made of)
>Seems like JLA vs Avengers is becoming more and more tilted to the Avengers
>Until the Flash Writer got on coke and started writing Wally blowing up sentient math equations and pulling Xeeleeshit

Kneel.
Anonymous No.149106229 >>149106254 >>149107129
>>149106221
Post the spiral manifesting into an abstract multiversal energy.
Anonymous No.149106235 >>149106242
>>149106103
>Superman is only 1 universe strong?
Superman shattered the World Forgerโ€™s hammer and it subsequently destroyed the resulting multiverse he was hammering into existence, there was also that time his Pre-Crisis self hit the Anti-Monitor so hard, it literally rebooted the DC Multiverse.
Anonymous No.149106242
>>149106235
All right my bad, guess Superman has this one
Anonymous No.149106254 >>149106266 >>149106269
>>149106229
The thing is able to manifest through fucking spacetime
Anonymous No.149106260 >>149106289 >>149106293
Has Thor ever held back anything of this magnitude?
Anonymous No.149106266 >>149106337
>>149106254
I guess Goku solos gurren laggan because he is able to affect one (1) space time.
Anonymous No.149106269 >>149106337
>>149106254
Pretty sure the Gurren destroyed that one time.
Anonymous No.149106289 >>149106316
>>149106260
Thor canonically died to loose wiring (yes, he was in a subway tunnel and got electrocuted by an uninsulated charge) and the Silver Surfer had to use the power cosmic to bring him back from the dead. This really happened. Thor #193.
Anonymous No.149106293
>>149106260
Why does that Superman face remind me of the fucking porn parody version of him where heโ€™s getting dicked down by Doomsdayโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149106307 >>149106455
>>149106228
I wonder what kind of upgrades Hal is going to get
Anonymous No.149106316 >>149106353
>>149106289
You misunderstand, I'm not antifeat posting. Could Thor hold back the sheer magnitude and the smell of the rivers of India?
Anonymous No.149106337 >>149106347 >>149106351
>>149106266
>>149106269
As in a fucking timeloop
Anonymous No.149106347
>>149106337
Goku broke through a pocket time line.
Anonymous No.149106351
>>149106337
Iโ€™m pretty sure Simon ATE one of those before. I think he ate an infinite amount of them too.
Anonymous No.149106353
>>149106316
Only KINGtos could accomplish such a feat.
Anonymous No.149106387 >>149106396
>>149106169
>They sated to be "comparable" to otoko simon
They only made the comparison to show that Simonโ€™s will was much stronger than Kyleโ€™s to explain why and how Kyle wouldnโ€™t use the Life Equation to its fullest.
Anonymous No.149106396 >>149106462
>>149106387
No you retard, they both ad verbum called them outerversal.
Anonymous No.149106409
>>149105216 (OP)
It already happened in the comics. No point doing a death battle.
Anonymous No.149106410 >>149106433 >>149106570 >>149107479
>>149105288
>>149105875
>YOU GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING AT ME, YOU'RE THE ONLY OPPONENTS I HAVE THAT'D LET ME WIN
>GOHAN IS GOING TO PUNCH MY HEAD OFF, JON IS GOING TO RAPE ME, LUKE IS GOING TO FUCK WITH MY MIND, AND THE REST WILL DO WORSE
Anonymous No.149106416 >>149106439 >>149106442
>>149105288
Why is Mark Grayson at the Shonen Table? Is he lost?
Anonymous No.149106433 >>149106454 >>149106464
>>149106410
Don't you beat Rodimus?
Anonymous No.149106439
>>149106416
If anything he should be at the Seinen table.
Anonymous No.149106442 >>149106467
>>149106416
Invincible is basically a shonen with more blatant fetish cuck and rape shit than usual
Anonymous No.149106451 >>149106461
>>149106072
They kinda went both ways with the Life Equation, saying it would be his ace, but ultimately its creation power would be equal to the mangaka Simon creation feat.
Anonymous No.149106454
>>149106433
>Transformers character that can be scaled to comic book shenanigans
No.
Anonymous No.149106455
>>149106307
he'll be retconned into being the creator of the Emotion Spectrum Entities as a side effect after he removed the evil from his being which manifested into Parallax
Anonymous No.149106459
>>149106156
Which one will be the biggest Jobber in Death Battle
Anonymous No.149106461 >>149106519 >>149106598
>>149106451
They seemed to imply that Kyle would win with it, though not without a little work because Simon can also access "higher realms."
Anonymous No.149106462 >>149106492 >>149106513 >>149106518
>>149106157
>>149106169
>>149106396
Otoko Simon writing a a fictionalized version of Gurren Lagann before being absorbed into Prime Simon would give the latter some latent plot manipulation but that doesnโ€™t mean that heโ€™d be omnipotent or whatever, even Death Battle thinks that DCโ€™s cosmology would be higher for the most part. Zatanna manipulating the very comic book pages, which have been stated to be the Overvoid itself, would give her plot manipulation on par with fucking Wile Coyote.
Anonymous No.149106464
>>149106433
they put IDW at universal
Anonymous No.149106467 >>149106507 >>149106509
>>149106442
Thatโ€™s called Seinen. See: Berserk, Attack on Titan.
Anonymous No.149106492
>>149106462
>Tom is going to beat a character with some of the most busted plot manipulation to ever be on Death Battle
THATโ€™S MY FUCKING KING OF COOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149106496
>nikotranny needs attention again
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149106501 >>149107186
>>149105898
I think they would have her win.

>Does she suck at metafictional, LE level "beyond dimensions" fighting?
No she doesn't.

>Can she crush Simon at the informational level before he evolves past her?
Yes they had her kill Wanda who is an immortal feature of her multiverse.
Anonymous No.149106507 >>149106541
>>149106467
Attack on Titan is a shonen series what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.149106509 >>149106541
>>149106467
>Attack on Titan
Is a shonen.
Anonymous No.149106513 >>149106572 >>149106578 >>149106586
>>149106462
>Zatanna manipulating the very comic book pages, which have been stated to be the Overvoid itself, would give her plot manipulation on par with fucking Wile Coyote.
I keep hearing about Wile fucking with the comic book he was on but I have yet to actually see it lol
Anonymous No.149106518
>>149106462
>Composite Simon just barely reaches Alan Wakeโ€™s level
Holy FUARK, Remedychads just keep on winning!
Anonymous No.149106519 >>149106598 >>149106720
>>149106461
If you just rewatch the end it says that the Life Equation would "More than even the odds", so essentially it would let Kyle not just keep up but finally surpass him. And then they say that the mangaka creation feat is a "similar level of power to the Life Equation".

I think they were just trying to be nice to Kyle and humor a potential win con. But in doing so they only cemented his defeat even harder.
Anonymous No.149106541
>>149106507
>>149106509
Well it SHOULD be Seinen but fine.
Anonymous No.149106570 >>149106590
>>149106410
Hey, thereโ€™s always Nova (whoever the fuck that is). I heard heโ€™s only planet-level and MFTL!
Anonymous No.149106572 >>149106593
>>149106513
Anonymous No.149106578
>>149106513
I posted it in a previous thread
Anonymous No.149106586 >>149106611
>>149106513
Because it all comes from other Toons, and people pretending Wile is a "high tier Toon" despite the fact all he does is lose
Anonymous No.149106590
>>149106570
Nova survived a blast from an enraged Galactus that destroyed 3 solar systems
Anonymous No.149106593 >>149106621
>>149106572
Ok, but Zatanna is just reaching her hand out in >>149106072 and Wile is literally manipulating the comic book page itself. That hardly seems less like plot manipulation and more like 4th wall awareness.
CapeworldComics !!8KWGSfPGHUU No.149106598 >>149106652 >>149106769
>>149106461
>>149106519
The writing was kind of all over the place in the episode.

>Kyle scales above Hal
>But is only said to "give Parallax Hal a good fight"
>The same Parallax Hal that Hal was able to keep up with

It's confusing to say the least.
Anonymous No.149106606 >>149106613 >>149106631
>>149105216 (OP)
>Thor and all of his arsenal is magic
>full Odinforce
>Gaia's power
>Phoenix's power
>Power absorbed from Zeus
>Power Cosmic
>Mjolnir
>enchanted Jarbjorn
Thor takes this.
Anonymous No.149106611
>>149106586
post Looney Tunes having canonically tiers for Toons
Anonymous No.149106613 >>149106623 >>149106641 >>149106660
>>149106606
>saving half naked men to your hard drive
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.149106621 >>149106639 >>149106701 >>149106708
>>149106593
For the record, Zatanna is literally burning a hole through the comic book page itself, which means her magic is so potent that itโ€™s also burning the very Source/Overvoid itself.
Anonymous No.149106623
>>149106613
Thor.
Anonymous No.149106631 >>149106670 >>149106824 >>149106843
>>149106606
Does Thor still have Power Cosmic? And when did he absorb power from Zeus?
Anonymous No.149106639
>>149106621
Damn, ok. Zatanna wins against Simon then.
Anonymous No.149106641
>>149106613
Bejita Bejitasson of Planet Bejita.
Anonymous No.149106652
>>149106598
They also claimed that Kyle was much more powerful than Hal even though Willworld and Ultrawar puts Hal more comparable to Simon
Anonymous No.149106660
>>149106613
Izuku Midoriya and Miles Morales obviously!
Anonymous No.149106668
Post Zatanna jumping out of these 4chan images through my screen and having sex with me right now.
Anonymous No.149106670 >>149106824
>>149106631
He still has it. He absorbed Zeus's power in Immortal Thor.
Anonymous No.149106701 >>149106733 >>149106778 >>149106782
>>149106621
>Literally burning a hole through the comic page itself
>The comic page is fine and that's just a drawn on burn hole
Yeah Simon still wins.
Anonymous No.149106708
>>149106621
DC magic is bullshit.
Anonymous No.149106720 >>149106933 >>149107132
>>149106519
I think itโ€™s more like they were comparing the LE with Simonโ€™s fiction-writing to make a case for Simon having more willpower to fuel his spiral energy as well as argue that Kyleโ€™s will wasnโ€™t strong enough to fully utilize the LE. They wouldnโ€™t specify that the LE wouldโ€™ve โ€œmore than evened the oddsโ€ in Kyleโ€™s favor if they were trying to make a point about it.
Anonymous No.149106733 >>149106809
>>149106701
Can you imagine if every copy of that comic had a physical hole, in that page, in that very spot? It would probably be expensive as hell, but mind-blowing
Anonymous No.149106769
>>149106598
What do you think about Simon vs the Spiral from Uzumaki
Anonymous No.149106778 >>149106825
>>149106701
Post Otoko Simon burning a hole through his manga.
Anonymous No.149106782 >>149106853
>>149106701
>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann could grow larger than the multiverse
>The interviews just say that Simonโ€™s mechs are actually 3-dimensional even though theyโ€™re not actually manifesting in our reality
Yeah Kyle wouldโ€™ve won.
Anonymous No.149106809
>>149106733
The day any comic book or manga company does this is the day all of fiction kneels.
Anonymous No.149106824 >>149106937 >>149106957
>>149106631
>>149106670
He doesnโ€™t have the power cosmic anymore, it was expended according to Cates on Twitter completely.

He does have Zeusโ€™ and Odinโ€™s powers though, but Zeus doesnโ€™t really have that many good feats compared to Odin. You can maybe say heโ€™s 2x Odin now due to the statements of equality between them.

He does have some connection to the Phoenix Force but this seems to be more like a failsafe thing which came out last among other Phoenix users to stop a wave from crushing the Multiverse. He canโ€™t actively use it. Gaia powers are more esoteric and involve him warping the Earth, but he doesnโ€™t seem to have super reality-warping Lovecraft stuff from that even though it should since sheโ€™s an Elder Goddess born before even Asgard.

He also has a bunch of esoteric rune magic from his last incarnation that he remembers in Giant Sized Thor #1. In general the powers that would really help him against Superman here are Odinโ€™s powers, the others are really undeveloped and might as well just be DBZ multipliers which are useless in a Death Battle scenario because theyโ€™d just say Thor and Superman are equal in power no matter what.
Anonymous No.149106825 >>149106836
>>149106778
Post Zatanna piloting a mech larger than the multiverse while having star sunglasses on
Anonymous No.149106836 >>149106844
>>149106825
Post Simon jumping out of his manga and into the real world.
Anonymous No.149106843
>>149106631
>And when did he absorb power from Zeus?
It was in Immortal Thor #14-15
Anonymous No.149106844
>>149106836
Post Zatanna doing that
Anonymous No.149106847 >>149106968 >>149107155 >>149107636
Iโ€™ve been doing an assload of research for Leader-1.
Hereโ€™s what I got. I kinda got lost in the plot tho. Initially I was just interested in writing down powerscaling but I got legitimately invested in how bizarre this show got
>He is fast enough to catch up with a comet/meteor, as well as casually perform space travel
>Absolutely no physical strength feats to speak of. I am not kidding.
>Has a forcefield that can withstand a fucking nuke and an anti-matter explosion
>His blasters range from knocking people down to causing gigantic explosions, redirecting asteroids, and opening up cracks in the earth
Anonymous No.149106849 >>149106866 >>149106874 >>149106976 >>149107037
Zatanna fucking WON
Anonymous No.149106853
>>149106782
You can't see the mech because it's so big, obviously.
Anonymous No.149106866 >>149107037
>>149106849
...The CAT FIGHTING battle!
Anonymous No.149106874
>>149106849
โ€ฆ the gaping all of Marvel contest.
Anonymous No.149106921 >>149107479
>MARK? MARK!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH DUPLIKATE
>*pauses luke vs invincible and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK NOLAN, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? KATE WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE STRAP ONS EQUIPPED?!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! LIKE GWEN DOES TO YOU? MARK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING CHINKSECT BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I CAUGHT SEASALT SHOWING ME A SHRED OF RESPECT!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY MARK AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER IMMORTAL โ„ข CHILDREN I CAN'T GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN ALL BE GUARDIANS OF THE GLOBE WHILE I WORK AT MCDONALD'S
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN MARK'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, DARKWING II AND SHAPESHIFTER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE GOTG MEETING NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT SKIPS THE YETI ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO The Force Was Stronger by Brandon Yates WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE LUKE-SAMA!!!
Anonymous No.149106933 >>149106967
>>149106720
Perhaps, but in that case the writing doesn't really support it, it'd be weird to try and make that a willpower thing when they're addressing those in separate categories.
Anonymous No.149106937 >>149106998 >>149107013 >>149107093 >>149107330
>>149106824
>You can maybe say heโ€™s 2x Odin now due to the statements of equality between them.
And Odin casually tanked hits from both Silver Surfer and Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. Safe to say that the power cosmic is small potatoes compared to the Odinforce itself or whatever powers a skyfather.
Anonymous No.149106957 >>149106998
>>149106824
Cates wasn't even writing the issue I posted retard.
Anonymous No.149106967 >>149107034
>>149106933
They lumped this in under their โ€œPotentialโ€ category, anon. They did that to showcase why Kyleโ€™s peak was a lot shakier to use compared to Simonโ€™s peak which was pretty straightforward.
Anonymous No.149106968 >>149107123
>>149106847
Who's the strongest Optimus he can beat?
Anonymous No.149106976
>>149106849
โ€ฆ. Taking me out on a date so we can later get married and have kids!!!!!
Anonymous No.149106998 >>149107076 >>149107330
>>149106937
Thanos didnโ€™t have the infinity gauntlet there.
>>149106957
He doesnโ€™t even use the Power Cosmic in that issue.
Anonymous No.149107013 >>149107097 >>149107330
>>149106937
That is not IG Thanos and the Surfer is nowhere near the master of the Power Cosmic Galactus is
This is also a horrific antifeat for Odin that Thanos was able to casually tank his blast like this btw
Anonymous No.149107034 >>149107049
>>149106967
That's why I'm saying it's weird to call that willpower feat, but that's what you get when they're treating potential as an extension of it.
Anonymous No.149107037
>>149106849
>>149106866
Why didn't she smother out Wanda with her tits? It's just not fair.
Anonymous No.149107049 >>149107984
>>149107034
I think they called it willpower to set up a way Hal to win if they ever decided to run Simon against Hal.
Anonymous No.149107052
>>149105216 (OP)
Thor wins.
Anonymous No.149107076 >>149107239 >>149107330
>>149106998
>Thanos didnโ€™t have the infinity gauntlet there.
NTA But not exactly, he was wielding the Power Gem and used it to amp his powers and attack with it directly and Odin was no-selling all of his attacks
Anonymous No.149107093
>>149106937
What a CHAD!
Anonymous No.149107097 >>149107208 >>149107330
>>149107013
>This is also a horrific antifeat for Odin that Thanos was able to casually tank his blast like this btw
Odin wasnโ€™t trying to kill Thanos lmao

He was literally holding back the entire time and towards the end of their fight, he asked him if heโ€™d yield
Anonymous No.149107123
>>149106968
Idk. Free shrugs
Anonymous No.149107129
>>149106229
Nigga the spiral from Uzumaki IS that abstract multiversal energy
Anonymous No.149107132 >>149107143
>>149106720
this has been argued before but Kyle would have likely won if he took the time to learn the LE properly in canon. but again Nia's existence erasure was a thorn in the theory of whether or not Kyle would be able to erase Simon from reality.
Anonymous No.149107143 >>149107173 >>149107355 >>149107355
>>149107132
>this has been argued before but Kyle would have likely won if he took the time to learn the LE properly in canon
This is the biggest cope.
Anonymous No.149107155
>>149106847
Alright I stand corrected because the episode I JUST watched has him karate chop an asteroid thatโ€™s probably the size of a battleship off course before blowing it up
Anonymous No.149107173
>>149107143
oh no I agree I just think Kyle would've posed a bigger threat if he actually reached his maximum potential like Simon did
Anonymous No.149107186
>>149106501
>Yes they had her kill Wanda who is an immortal feature of her multiverse.
Huh? How did she do that?
Anonymous No.149107208 >>149107330
>>149107097
First you lied about the IG, now this?
>He was literally holding back the entire time
Show me where it says that, Odin says multiple times he's trying to kill Thanos
>he asked him if heโ€™d yield
Yeah and then Thanos said no lol
Anonymous No.149107239 >>149107330
>>149107076
There's nothing saying Thanos was using the Power Gem, at all. Adam Warlock states it's actually on Thor's person at the beginning of the issue and later says Thanos could maybe prevail against Odin because Thanos's own limits (implying no external fuckery) have never been tested. Odin also straight up says that Thanos's strength is scientific in nature.
Anonymous No.149107255
>>149105318
that's just sad
Anonymous No.149107292 >>149107307 >>149107322 >>149107346 >>149107361 >>149109176
Why did the blog use this as a feat? The puzzle is clearly finite in size and therefore does not literally have infinite pieces
Anonymous No.149107307
>>149107292
>Trusting Acme advertising
Shame shame shame
Anonymous No.149107321 >>149107479 >>149107500
Anonymous No.149107322
>>149107292
The pro-Wile side of the blog was honestly just bad. The whole reasoning of
>Tom = Sylvester
>Anti loony serum beats Sylvester, therefore it could beat Tom
>if Wile's anti loony serum backfired and hit Wile himself, then the animator could just draw him back in, but wouldn't be able to do so for Sylvester, because, uhhh...
Was definitely something. That, along with the 4 leaf clover from the racing game lasting for 7 seconds that beat Tom's multiple luck/fate manipulation feats and gadgets.
Anonymous No.149107330 >>149107343 >>149107388
>>149106937
>>149106998
>>149107013
>>149107076
>>149107097
>>149107208
>>149107239
You faggots act like they wouldnโ€™t put either Zeus or Odin at mutliversal anyway lmao
Anonymous No.149107343 >>149107369
>>149107330
>Death Battle will say obvious bullshit and wank
Yeah and grass is green. You're allowed to think differently from them, ya know
Anonymous No.149107346
>>149107292
The fact that they used the jigsaw puzzle box as both a Speed feat and Strength feat for Wile to give him immeasurable physical stats against Tom and then proceed to majority vote in Wileโ€™s favor is so fucking retarded that Iโ€™m left wondering why people even care about their opinions in the first place.
Anonymous No.149107355 >>149107412
>>149107143
the giga drill is probably star sized
>b-but muh galaxies
not real galaxies, everyone knows this. they are far smaller than that
>but they are universes!
"universes" smaller than planets. simon and anti-spiral are fighting for the fate of a single universe, THE universe.>>149107143
every other "universe" is an inferior artificial one. this is pretty clear from the narrative, anything else is brainrotted powerscaler babble
Anonymous No.149107361
>>149107292
infinity-1 would still be infinity, Acme scamming as usual
Anonymous No.149107369 >>149107391
>>149107343
>>Death Battle will say obvious bullshit and wank
This is a death battle thread. Getting upset or mad at people using the same logic they use in a thread rife with enough shitposting for the jannies to send the threads to /trash/ is honestly a fault on your end
Anonymous No.149107388 >>149107426
>>149107330
So Zeus and Odin are multiversal beings, right? So would that mean that Thor is as powerful asโ€ฆ 2 Marvel Multiverses?
Anonymous No.149107391 >>149107438
>>149107369
>just be dishonest and retarded bro
Nah
Anonymous No.149107412
>>149107355
nigga DB outright said STGGL's size is canonically stated to be incalculable and showed the artbook. how is that "star sized"
Anonymous No.149107426 >>149107454 >>149109206
>>149107388
Technically yes he would be and then some. Thorโ€™s own power alone, when channeled through the Godblast was able to scare Galactus whoโ€™s already a multiversal threat by himself. And this was BEFORE he attained his skyfather status from Odin, so his stats should have his own power + Odinforce + The power of Zeus.

Thor essentially has the power of 3 equivalent skyfathers, each of which multiversal. Thatโ€™s more than enough of a match against Superman and Wonder Woman. Combined.
Anonymous No.149107438
>>149107391
Retards continue to be retarded. More news at 9.
Anonymous No.149107454 >>149107457 >>149107475 >>149107480 >>149107514 >>149107559 >>149107621
>>149107426
โ€ฆhow the fuck did Thor even lose to Wonder Woman in the first place? Comparing him with Odin and Galactus shouldโ€™ve put him well above Wondy
Anonymous No.149107457 >>149107464
>>149107454
Owned by DC at the time.
Anonymous No.149107464
>>149107457
Ah. I see they werenโ€™t beating the DC pet allegations.
Anonymous No.149107475
>>149107454
What bothered me about his battle with WW was how they made Thorโ€™s speed drastically slower than her and wanked her speed to absurdity. Not to mention that the Godblast, the only attack that was a surefire way of killing her, was conveniently left out from the actual battle, research, and post-fight analysis.
Anonymous No.149107479
>>149105288
>>149105875
>>149106410
>>149106921
Imagine sitting there on your desk and typing this out on this thread then posting it without laughing your ass off. So when please make this into an A.I voice or vocadko voice because this is kino
>>149107321
Also canon
Anonymous No.149107480
>>149107454
>โ€ฆhow the fuck did Thor even lose to Wonder Woman in the first place?
Massive DC bias among researchers.
Anonymous No.149107500 >>149107511
>>149107321
>Character is given plenty of time to destroy enemy
>Ignores and refuses allowing said enemy to grow far beyond their power
Anonymous No.149107511 >>149107622
>>149107500
>/qa/ out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149107514
>>149107454
Magic DC doesn't lose.
Anonymous No.149107559 >>149107638
>>149107454
Thor actually wouldโ€™ve (and shouldโ€™ve) won against Wonder Woman. He was as powerful as a skyfather, but WW is also similar. What wouldโ€™ve sealed her fate was if they mentioned that Galactus pissed himself over the godblast but that was left out.
Anonymous No.149107621 >>149107637
>>149107454
Faster, more skilled, atom cutting sword
Anonymous No.149107622
>>149107511
I was talking about Death Battle threads
Anonymous No.149107636 >>149107657
>>149106847
Honestly, Iโ€™d say Leader-1 is stronger than any of the G1 Seekers like Starscream, Ramjet, or Thundercracker. Heโ€™s not only faster by an incredible amount but has a bunch of powers they donโ€™t, such as telekinesis, magnetic abilities, a forcefield, and a bunch of other stuff. Plus heโ€™s a crafty motherfucker.
Anonymous No.149107637
>>149107621
>more skilled
LMAO
>blade that cuts everything
You mean like Jarbjrorn? Kek. Death Battle was so biased.
Anonymous No.149107638 >>149107658 >>149107681 >>149107696 >>149108947
>>149107559
Itโ€™s not just that. Literally all of their points against why Diana won against Thor are either flat-out wrong or ages terribly.
>Speed
They compared Dianaโ€™s god-shards FTL speeds and tagging Zoom while time traveling to be put much faster than Thor, even though Thor has fought Sentry whoโ€™s particles literally move ahead of the current timeline
>Strength
They compared Thor lifting the World Serpent to Dianaโ€™s Earth feat but Thor has already fought Hulk whoโ€™s strong enough to send vibrations through an infinite void so I donโ€™t understand why they calculated his strength to this
>Lack of piercing weapons
Thor has Jarnborn, and its edge is so sharp that it could cut through the armored hide of celestials, they neglected to even bring that up

Really, Iโ€™m honestly surprised that when people bring up the criticism of Death Battle being biased in favor of DC, they should use Thor vs Wonder Woman as one of the prime examples of it.
Anonymous No.149107657 >>149109978
>>149107636
>Faster
Starscream and Jetfire flew from Cybertron to Earth.
Anonymous No.149107658 >>149107668
>>149107638
>They compared Dianaโ€™s god-shards FTL speeds and tagging Zoom while time traveling to be put much faster than Thor, even though Thor has fought Sentry whoโ€™s particles literally move ahead of the current timeline
Wasnโ€™t Sentry able to move fast enough to disorient Thor though
Anonymous No.149107660 >>149107693
>Wonder Woman is particulary weak to piercing attacks
>Thor doesn't get Jarbjorn that can cut through Celestials
Swan and Speedy will pay for this.
Anonymous No.149107668 >>149109388
>>149107658
Sentry was flying while he had Thor in a chokehold at that time. Movement speed isnโ€™t the same as combat speed, so it stands to reason that Thor was caught unawares by Sentryโ€™s sudden burst of speed but he was still able to keep up with him when it comes to a regular fight.
Anonymous No.149107681
>>149107638
Donโ€™t forget about the Godblast which they left out here but brought it back when he fought Vegeta. Thor legitmately had all the stats he needed to beat Wondy but he was scaled awfully by a biased research team trying to suck up to their Warner Bros execs to give them attention.
Anonymous No.149107682
https://youtu.be/NJ8siEfk4QY?si=Zr7e1Ajm2rUc7vKq
Fret not ThorGODS.........we will get our rematch with Diana and then we will fight the one they call Superman.
Anonymous No.149107693
>>149107660
Itโ€™s honestly laughable with how blatant they were with wanking Wonder Woman and putting Thor down as much as they possibly could. They gave her the fucking atom-slicing sword which was never a part of her arsenal until the New 52 reboot but they say no to Thorโ€™s celestial-cleaving axe even though heโ€™s had that since before he was even worthy to lift up his hammer. No reboot at all.
Anonymous No.149107696 >>149107733 >>149107755
>>149107638
>They compared Dianaโ€™s god-shards FTL speeds and tagging Zoom while time traveling to be put much faster than Thor,
...no, they actually differentiated travel speed through space and regular combat reflexes, an actual thing in Marvel, which is something they've bizarrely never done since.
The god shard feat is also honestly bad and Zoom was explicitly moving at lightspeed, but that's still faster than Thor.
Anonymous No.149107712 >>149107733
Do you remember how they used real-life science to put a cap on Hulk's anger and strength and then used the Sentry fight as an example in which Hulk literally debunked all that by instantly transforming even more pissed off? Kek.
Anonymous No.149107733 >>149107809
>>149107696
>The god shard feat is also honestly bad and Zoom was explicitly moving at lightspeed, but that's still faster than Thor.
Zoom and Sentry are comparable in how they navigate through spacetime so no, theyโ€™re comparable in terms of weird time-speed antics and itโ€™s strange to suggest that Thor is somehow not able to keep up with combat speed otherwise.

>>149107712
Please donโ€™t remind me.
Anonymous No.149107755 >>149107809
>>149107696
Thatโ€™s not really consistent with how Thor fights and heโ€™s not even trying to seriously kill Wolverine anyway

>โ€That advantage wonโ€™t last foreverโ€
Do you seriously expect anyone to believe the horseshit that Logan could somehow best Thor? The writer is just being a dipshit.
Anonymous No.149107809 >>149107901 >>149107935
>>149107733
>Zoom and Sentry are comparable in how they navigate through spacetime
No they aren't you fucking orangutan. Zoom straight up controls his own personal timeline compared to regular time to adjust his speed. Sentry has a single vague statement about his molecules are shifted forward in time that on its own would barely translate to any kind of identifiable speed feat and barely has any objectively good combat or reaction speed feats besides.
Fuck, man, you could at least post Zoom punching an Amazon just a hundred times in a second to say he had slowed down and wasn't going at lightspeed when Diana lassoed him.
>>149107755
Ah yes, being able to hold back your speed. Thor is just letting Wolverine hit him and call him slow because...?
Anonymous No.149107825 >>149107834
>FlashKEKS getting upitty
Post Zoom getting killed by a bullet and the Flashes jobbing to Catwoman.
Anonymous No.149107834
>>149107825
Request unclear: posting Thor jobbing to a sniper bullet instead.
Anonymous No.149107839 >>149108006 >>149108072
>not even a bullet
>a fucking sword
>wielded by an old man with no powers
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous No.149107846
>ACK!
Anonymous No.149107863 >>149107867 >>149107870
>Batgod
Thor victimizer.
Anonymous No.149107866
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149107867
>>149107863
>Iron CHAD victim
Anonymous No.149107870
>>149107863
Thorbros...we're...debunked?
Anonymous No.149107875
Guys, should i invest my money into ACME stocks? if Wile .E wins I wan to ride the pump bu if he loses I dread how bad the dip will be.
Anonymous No.149107885 >>149107894 >>149107899 >>149108101
Fuck this bullshit.
Jerry vs Road Runner who wins?
Anonymous No.149107894
>>149107885
RR, physics literally bend themselves to make him win
Anonymous No.149107895
Anonymous No.149107899
>>149107885
Jerry with gacha scaling destroys RR
Anonymous No.149107901 >>149107915 >>149107955
>>149107809
>โ€Zoom straight up controls his own personal timeline compared to regular time to adjust his speedโ€
Sentry can control molecules and atoms, including his own. Stop acting dumb, Zoomfag.

>Sentry has a single vague statement about his molecules are shifted forward in time that on its own would barely translate to any kind of identifiable speed feat and barely has any objectively good combat or reaction speed feats besides.
Picrel isnโ€™t vague. Itโ€™s literally the most weโ€™ve gotten to describing what the serum that powers the Sentry does and since all of Sentryโ€™s abilities come from manipulating matter at the molecular or even the atomic level, this is how it works.

Fucking Molecule Man was weakened when Sentry was hoeing his ass around and even Owen claimed that Sentryโ€™s atomic makeup was unique and nothing heโ€™d ever seen before.
Anonymous No.149107915 >>149107919
>>149107901
>Fucking Molecule Man was weakened when Sentry was hoeing his ass around and even Owen claimed that Sentryโ€™s atomic makeup was unique and nothing heโ€™d ever seen before.
pics or it didnt happen
Anonymous No.149107919 >>149107923
>>149107915
Anonymous No.149107923
>>149107919
Fair enough lmao
Anonymous No.149107935 >>149107961
>>149107809
>Thor is just letting Wolverine hit him and call him slow because...?
โ€ฆbecause heโ€™s a friend? An ally? Because he has friends who are close with him as well?

Zoomfag, I implore you to seek medical help for your mental retardation.
Anonymous No.149107955 >>149107978 >>149107980
>>149107901
Why are you putting quote marks in a greentext, newfag?
>Sentry can control molecules and atom
Wow so not a speed feat and nothing that says he can literally control time to the same extent Zoom does
>Itโ€™s literally the most weโ€™ve gotten to describing what the serum that powers the Sentry does
Okay, so tell me how fast that makes him. Surely it'd be easy to show Sentry going at lightspeed in regular combat like Zoom can do with his powers in the Wonder Woman issue? Maybe a feat where he and Hulk or Thor have a fight all over the planet statueing other "superspeed" heroes and having said fight last less than a second? I hope you're not just relying on a single statement to extrapolate a bunch of nonsense to scale Thor to without anything to actually back it up.

You know, at the end of the day if you said something like "the canon JLA/Avengers crossover has them fight at roughly equal speeds so it wouldn't be a major factor in the fight" that'd be maybe okay instead of whatever lame bullshit this is
Anonymous No.149107961
>>149107935
>being someone's friend means you should just let him hit you with his supersharp claws even while you're trying to dodge
Is Thor retarded?
Anonymous No.149107978 >>149107999
>>149107955
man that run of Flash really was peak.
Anonymous No.149107980 >>149107987 >>149107992 >>149107999
>>149107955
>Zoomfag acts like a faggot
Hereโ€™s Ares fighting X-Man in planck timeโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149107984 >>149107990 >>149107995
>>149107049
I don't think they would just because it would be directly contradictory to what they said in this DB. I mean they could do it and have Hal lose, but that'd just be a retread. Well a retread that isn't Goku vs Superman.
Anonymous No.149107987
>>149107980
โ€ฆand hereโ€™s Sentry blitzing him, you dipshit. We done here?
Anonymous No.149107990 >>149108005 >>149108091
>>149107984
Hal has several forms beyond his base form they could use to give him the win.
Anonymous No.149107992
>>149107980
Anonymous No.149107994
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ5kKVn4
Anonymous No.149107995 >>149108005
>>149107984
His power, but not his will. That's the key. Kyle surpassed Simon's power at first but lost because he lost the potential/will category. Hal would win that category and the match.
Anonymous No.149107999 >>149108006 >>149108014 >>149108034
>>149107978
Honestly didn't like it compared to Waid's run. Rogues coming back were ridiculously forced and I much preferred Waid trying to expand the Flash mythos rather than just recreate Barry.
I also like how they're calling me "Zoomfag" when I think Zolomon is fucking lame.
>>149107980
Shouldn't you be busy raping a dog, Speedy?
Anonymous No.149108005 >>149108059 >>149108091
>>149107990
They aren't specifying base Hal there, but I guess yeah they could skate by on technicalities.
>>149107995
Will alone wouldn't get him anything, since Kyle already had that, it'd need to be potential.
Anonymous No.149108006 >>149108022 >>149108032
>>149107999
See
>>149107839
Anonymous No.149108012 >>149108024
Is Road Runner meat even THAT good?
Anonymous No.149108014 >>149108032
>>149107999
Shouldnโ€™t you be busy refuting anonโ€™s argument of Sentry having comparable speed to Zoom thanks to his combat speed being faster than Ares who can react in planck timescales? Itโ€™s funny how you love conveniently ignoring shit when it conflicts with your headcanon
Anonymous No.149108022
>>149108006
that's Professor Zoom, not Zoom anon. different characters.
Anonymous No.149108024
>>149108012
Would it taste like chicken? Since he's a bird and all.
Anonymous No.149108032 >>149108042 >>149108060
>>149108006
That's not even Zolomon in that image. The Reverse Flashes in general are overrated. Give me the Combine or Abra Kadabra any day of the week.
>>149108014
How's it going Spedo? What you been seething over recently?
Anonymous No.149108034 >>149108053
>>149107999
>I also like how they're calling me "Zoomfag" when I think Zolomon is fucking lame.
Wow, itโ€™s almost like no one fucking cares about you enough to know that when everyoneโ€™s anonymous, you fucking retard
Anonymous No.149108042 >>149108053
>>149108032
>still ignoring the fact that Sentry fraudchecks Flash and his speedsters thanks to his serum
Ho-hum
Anonymous No.149108053
>>149108042
Weren't we talking about Wonder Woman and Thor or something? I know you're still mad about Flash fraudchecking your blue furry buttboy due to the last minute Bleed thing, no need to still be mad about it years later
>>149108034
And yet you cared enough to reply
Anonymous No.149108059
>>149108005
It is base Hal because they listed Parallax Hal as someone he only gave a fight to, not surpassed, and Parallax Hal is not the strongest version of Hal.
Anonymous No.149108060 >>149108069
>>149108032
>asked to disprove if Sentry is still fast enough to compete with Prof. Zoom
>ignores everyone and keeps calling anyone that asks him if theyโ€™re a Death Battle researcher
Canโ€™t imagine anyone being this mindbroken over Sentry lmfao
Anonymous No.149108067 >>149108069
>149108053
>brings up sonic for no reason
>still calls everyone speedy
Oh wow you really are the biggest faggot ive seen since kaijufag and listroon, maybe you two should be the new dc trinity instead
Anonymous No.149108069
>>149108060
>>149108067
Man, I touched a nerve
Anonymous No.149108072
>>149107839
>this breaks the flashfagโ€™s mind
Anonymous No.149108079 >>149108084
>still replies
Anonymous No.149108084
>>149108079
Yeah. You did
Anonymous No.149108088 >>149108097 >>149109648
Interesting, the first time the AI didn't just say outright who wins. It's being all wishy washy.
Anonymous No.149108089 >>149108098 >>149108099
>
Anonymous No.149108091 >>149108111 >>149108122 >>149109125
>>149107990
>>149108005
Parallax Hal wins because he exists as a time paradox capable of responding to attacks on his person across the timestream as seen in The Last Will of Hal Jordan. Simon can kill him just for another Parallax Hal to time travel from Zero Hour. He also permanently killed the Time Trapper and he stayed dead until the universe rebooted so he can kill Simon at the informational level. All other alts of Hal Jordan upscale from Parallax Hal so Krona Gauntlet Hal, God of Light Hal, Hal with the ring made of his own will, they all beat Simon with Spectre Hal with the Logoz boost being Hal's ultimate trump card if by some miracle Simon goes over any of the aforementioned forms.
Anonymous No.149108097
>>149108088
I asked ChatGPT:

>In a Straight Fight โ€“ Hal Probably Wins
Most comic matchups between them tilt in Halโ€™s favor, especially if it's a willpower contest or a slugfest. Hal's sheer will and experience often overpower Kyleโ€™s creativity in raw Lantern duels.

>Even Geoff Johns, the writer behind the modern Lantern mythos, tends to write Hal as the top Lantern.
Anonymous No.149108098
>>149108089
Calvinposting? In a death battle thread? Itโ€™s more likely than you think.
Anonymous No.149108099
>>149108089
Yeah, I don't know why Thorfags act like this whenever someone points out he has no good speed feats and dozens of antifeats. Kinda weird honestly
Anonymous No.149108101 >>149109664
>>149107885
If you try to harm the Road Runner you get sued by WB, so it's pretty much impossible
Anonymous No.149108111 >>149108115 >>149108117
>>149108091
>Parallax Hal wins because he exists as a time paradox capable of responding to attacks on his person across the timestream as seen in The Last Will of Hal Jordan. Simon can kill him just for another Parallax Hal to time travel from Zero Hour
Kind of depends on if you want to bs some reason why Simon's ability to hit any and all points across time and space.
Anonymous No.149108115
>>149108111
>Hit any and all points across time and space
Good job aggroing an army of Parallax Hals, Simon.
Anonymous No.149108117 >>149108125
>>149108111
Ask the Time Trapper how good time magic worked against him.
Anonymous No.149108122
>>149108091
>All other alts of Hal Jordan upscale from Parallax Hal so Krona Gauntlet Hal, God of Light Hal, Hal with the ring made of his own will, they all beat Simon with Spectre Hal with the Logoz boost being Hal's ultimate trump card if by some miracle Simon goes over any of the aforementioned forms.
Letโ€™s not forget him absorbing all his selves into him as the Spectre during Ultrawar
Anonymous No.149108125 >>149108131 >>149108185 >>149108982
>>149108117
Non-DC fan, who is this Time Trapper and why is he not a jobber?
Anonymous No.149108131 >>149108139 >>149108858 >>149109225
>>149108125
LOSH villain. He's a living time paradox and embodiment of entropy. He and Superman are destined to be the last two beings at the end of time. He is also Superboy Prime.
Anonymous No.149108139 >>149108163 >>149110017
>>149108131
Hmm, considering he died and that whole destiny thing got fact checked false I'm not too well sold, unless that reboot thing happened like a week later or something.
"who wins?" No.149108148
>hover over Shigeraki vs Mahito on youtube
>the preview clip is a shot of Deku with his name

THEY WERE TELLING US FROM THE START!
Anonymous No.149108163 >>149108174
>>149108139
He died because Parallax was that powerful. Before that he was able to survive the Infinite Man, embodiment of the infinity of time, body slamming him through time into the big bang.
Anonymous No.149108174
>>149108163
Wow....so he's as powerful as Kratos?
Anonymous No.149108185
>>149108125
Do you remember that Superman feat where the Green Lanterns need Superman to produce a lot of energy to recreate all the pre-crisis timelines because all but one had been destroyed? That was the Time Trapper.
"who wins?" No.149108243 >>149108255
whats the wincons for Izuku and Miles
Anonymous No.149108255 >>149108283
>>149108243
Deku's wincon is landing a hit once
Anonymous No.149108269 >>149108285
I guess there's no point complaining when the episode's soon but I still don't get how the next time leaked so hard but not who won
"who wins?" No.149108283
>>149108255
huh, so its like when he fought asta but in reverse; if i'm remembering right?
"who wins?" No.149108285
>>149108269
unless we get an outright photo anyone could say some shit. Fuck, I'm gonna say its a tie again, but through mutual loss instead of winning
afaik nobody gave the right winner with the right next time
Anonymous No.149108310 >>149108368 >>149109145
Chat is this true?
Anonymous No.149108314 >>149108324 >>149108336 >>149108491
So, final calls? Iโ€™m pretty sure Tom has this in the bag, both from how the previews presented them and how lackluster the arguments for Wile were in the blog despite him winning
Anonymous No.149108324
>>149108314
Otto's arguments for Tom winning were good by comparison.
Anonymous No.149108336
>>149108314
Tom takes it.

The G1 blog had really asinine arguments for Wile winning and they practically gaslit their own majority into thinking that Wile takes it
Anonymous No.149108351 >>149108370 >>149108767 >>149109091
Miles VS Deku just can't be real. It feels like something one of the faggots in this thread would cook up to get people shitposting while being JUST plausible enough in viability for them to actually do it, but if they were gonna do that matchup they would've done it back in 2020 when Deku was still street level and DelayedVerse was drawing dimes. Why even bother now?
Anonymous No.149108368
>>149108310
you don't understand, she can dodge... three simultaneous sword strikes! that's hard proof for inaccessible speed!
Anonymous No.149108370 >>149109075
>>149108351
I just donโ€™t get their end goal because from a casual perspective this is a very beloved character vs a total laughingstock of one. Nobody is going to root for Deku even though he stomps
Anonymous No.149108457
You know what we need for this next Death Battle?
A soundtrack with a lot of incomprehensible screaming, yeah, that would be epic!
Anonymous No.149108491 >>149108577
>>149108314
Wile E wins because he's an inherently more cartoonish character; being a nearly direct parody of Tom and Jerry itself.
Anonymous No.149108577 >>149109070
>>149108491
>being a nearly direct parody of Tom and Jerry itself
basically. tom & jerry are based on the idea of "predator chases prey but fails at catching it", but that's just the default dynamic. they can do anything else so long as it vaguely relates to that idea
coyote on the other hand is strictly beholden to it, he can't do anything else: he must always chase the road runner, he must always fail to catch it, he must always hurt himself in his failed attempts
Anonymous No.149108666
>>149105243
Is this actually the next fight or some inside joke on 4chan?
Anonymous No.149108767 >>149109103
>>149108351
If their willing to do Among Us vs Fall Guys, then they'd do anything.
Anonymous No.149108776 >>149109961
Are people pretending like Deku vs Miles won't do well if it's real? Cuckposting doesn't actually impact youtube views anons.
Anonymous No.149108858
>>149108131
Time Trapper is multiple fuckers due to avatar bullshit
Anonymous No.149108915 >>149108922 >>149109168
Man, Thor fans are sore winners. Despite their boy's most recent fight being a victory, they choose to fixate on another past fight where they believe their character got disrespected. Just like Shadow fans. Maybe Thor should fight Shadow.
Anonymous No.149108922 >>149109862
>>149108915
Thor objectively got disrespected.
Anonymous No.149108930
Thor Unironically beats Simรณn because he wouldn't give him time to catch up to his strength
Anonymous No.149108947 >>149108976 >>149108979 >>149108988 >>149109183
>>149107638
I love how one of the head editors at Marvel saw the Vegeta vs. Thor death battle and said that Thor's stats were hyperinflated. And people still think that Thor was somehow lowballed in that fight. Or that this match is somehow accurate.
Anonymous No.149108976
>>149108947
>Brevoort
>reading comics
LMAO!
Anonymous No.149108979
>>149108947
>>>>>>>>>>>Brevoort
Anonymous No.149108982
>>149108125
he is the embodiment of entropy and a rebellious timeline. his identity fluctuates.
not a big deal if you are above entropy
Anonymous No.149108988
>>149108947
>Tom "turning Captain America into a Nazi was a mistake" Brevoort
>reading anything
Kek.
Anonymous No.149109015 >>149109045
>when kamala lets you watch her and sam again
Anonymous No.149109025 >>149109702
>When Ochako lets you watch her and Himiko again
Anonymous No.149109045 >>149109059 >>149109064 >>149109085
>>149109015
Miles only let's white trannys fuck his butt. He wouldnt be intersted in this.
Anonymous No.149109059 >>149109082
>>149109045
But he wrote a fanfic of it though
Anonymous No.149109064
>>149109045
Heโ€™s okay with it as long as he can write fanfiction about watching from the cuck corner afterwards.
Anonymous No.149109070
>>149108577
coyote has been in plenty of projects where he isnt chasing the Road Runner. Dude is way to fucking old to be that consistent. Lol I actually think this fight will end in a tie like Courage and Scooby. These two characters dont have anyway to actually trap or kill eachother forever. Nothing being able to reform from nothing conforms weapons and toonshit doesnt matter. They literally cant kill each other. Coyote could maybe win if he gets the green shit from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit. (He was in that movie but didnt actually use the stuff so him using it in the fight could be see as bamboozling.
Anonymous No.149109075
>>149108370
>this is a very beloved character
>miles
>beloved
Idc about my hero shitdemia but miles is objectively a shit character. The poster boy of woke comics.
Anonymous No.149109082 >>149109110
>>149109059
Hed have no time. Spider-Trans is always 15 inches deep into Miles' colon.
Anonymous No.149109085 >>149109104 >>149109108 >>149109121 >>149109135 >>149109158 >>149109167 >>149109234
>>149109045
Anon.....
Anonymous No.149109091
>>149108351
Wily won, didn't he?
Anonymous No.149109103
>>149108767
Struck while the iron was frozen, that time
Anonymous No.149109104
>>149109085
This was before he took the plunge on Spider-Gwen's noob tube. Miles is now officially buck broken and hes loving it.
Anonymous No.149109108 >>149109745
>>149109085
>kamala writes fanfics shipping superheroes she knows in real life
>miles writes fanfic of him as the third wheel in a love triangle with his friends
>sam is just a normal person
Anonymous No.149109110 >>149109179
>>149109082
Damn, the full 15 inches of Venom
Anonymous No.149109121 >>149109139
>>149109085
Where did he get that art from?
Anonymous No.149109125
>>149108091
>He also permanently killed the Time Trapper
First off all that's not true. Second, Death Battle's Kyle already scaled to all of that. Death Battle's Simon will defeat Parallax
Anonymous No.149109135
>>149109085
Man I canโ€™t even imagine what kind of homerotic fanfiction Miles will make of my crossdressing hero Deku and his relationship with his rival Bakugo!
Anonymous No.149109139 >>149109147
>>149109121
The art matches the artstyle of the comic as a whole, so I think in-universe it's a photoshop of real pictures of all three.
Anonymous No.149109145
>>149108310
He was literally paid to make that video. He doesn't even believe half the stuff he is saying.
Anonymous No.149109147
>>149109139
Why'd he photoshop himself doing such a zesty pose?
Anonymous No.149109156
Our HEROES!
Anonymous No.149109158 >>149109167
>>149109085
Anonymous No.149109167
>>149109085
>>149109158
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.149109168
>>149108915
Nigga why do you care so much about what other people think lmao
Anonymous No.149109176
>>149107292
What confuses me about this is that the puzzle is clearly finite. ACME might not have ever lied before, but they're clearly lying here. Do you think this is a result of flagging reading standards in education? Toxic credulity? There has to be some reason for this kind of almost demented reasoning.
Anonymous No.149109179
>>149109110
>Spider-Gwen named her tranny buck breaking cock "Venom"
How on brand.
Anonymous No.149109183 >>149109196 >>149109233
>>149108947
>taking fucking Brevoortโ€™s word for anything
That overweight faggot lies through his teeth. Why the hell should you even consider anything he says, dude.
Anonymous No.149109196 >>149109207 >>149109223
>>149109183
Because He's one of the Head Editors
Anonymous No.149109206 >>149109236
>>149107426
>Thor is now unironically worth 3 multiverses as big as DCโ€™s or Marvelโ€™s

Now that I think about it, maybe Thor should fight Superman. Theyโ€™ve already shown that they can calc absurd shit like Gurren Lagann, why not do Thor vs Superman?
Anonymous No.149109207 >>149109249
>>149109196
Death of the author
Anonymous No.149109219 >>149109267 >>149109623
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gzIL8_G4Xs&pp=ygUPRmluZCB5b3VyIGZsYW1l
Anonymous No.149109223 >>149109242
>>149109196
Yeah and he petty enough to axe Magikโ€™s run even though it was selling well enough to justify its continuation just because he fucking hated her lmao thatโ€™s still not a good reason for me to take him seriously
Anonymous No.149109225
>>149108131
>He is also Superboy Prime
that's wrong too
Anonymous No.149109233 >>149109244 >>149109269
>>149109183
Is what he saying bullshit? Has Thor ever demonstrated this kind of speed while fighting on a planet in the 45+ years he's been around? No.
Power scaler like to use death of the author whenever a creator says something that debunks their headcanon.
Anonymous No.149109234 >>149109256 >>149109311 >>149109316
>>149109085
Miles having a crush on Kamala throughout Champions is actually consistent, but she never reciprocates and has no interest in him, it's completely one sided.
Anonymous No.149109236 >>149109247 >>149109296
>>149109206
Would they actually calc Thorโ€™s strength at multiple multiverses? That just seems way too crazy, even for them to do. The most theyโ€™ve gone is some vague statements like โ€œall of creationโ€ or โ€œthe entire omniverseโ€ but theyโ€™ve never touched on multiverses. Plural.
Anonymous No.149109242
>>149109223
>casually ends Magik's story overpowering its author
>thatโ€™s still not a good reason for me to take him seriously
Feats are Feats.
Anonymous No.149109244 >>149109563
>>149109233
>Power scaler like to use death of the author
You canโ€™t hide from me, Listroon. I know ESL moon runes when I see it.
Anonymous No.149109247 >>149109322
>>149109236
Thor vs Superman would almost certainly just be placing both high enough they're vaguely equal and leaving it at that so they can talk about other factors. It would end up as Superman's resistances vs Thor's powers. Thor would probably win.
Anonymous No.149109249
>>149109207
That's what He did. Yes.
Anonymous No.149109256 >>149109272
>>149109234
>Miles own fanfiction is not only cope but doesnโ€™t even make him more than just a third wheel
Holy mother of KWAB
Anonymous No.149109267 >>149109371
>>149109219
Sonic has no answer to being turned into a chill dog.
Anonymous No.149109269 >>149109563
>>149109233
>Is what he saying bullshit?
Yes.
>Has Thor ever demonstrated this kind of speed while fighting on a planet in the 45+ years he's been around?
Yes, because heโ€™s fought Ares, Silver Surfer, and Sentry whoโ€™ve all been scaled to MFTL or even beyond speed itself. Get with it.
>Power scaler like to use death of the author whenever a creator says something that debunks their headcanon.
Youโ€™re an ESL faggot that would bitch about the same thing anyway. And heโ€™s not the writer for the story, just the fag who okays the decisions on the writers taking the storiesโ€™ directions.
Anonymous No.149109272
>>149109256
He really wanted to watch Peter BLEACH Kamala.
Anonymous No.149109292 >>149109442 >>149109458
Deku vs Miles might just be a worse waiting period than Aang vs Gayshit
Anonymous No.149109296
>>149109236
They should but I donโ€™t think so. They called the speed of Goku and Superman immeasurable, even though Superman had the greater speed overall. Though we could actually see them start calculating Supermanโ€™s higher ends just to compare how his power fares against Thorโ€™s multiverses.
Anonymous No.149109311
>>149109234
Shameik Moore was perfect casting, as it turns out
Anonymous No.149109316
>>149109234
This is weird when Miles own book has him going out with Vulture's daughter.
Anonymous No.149109322 >>149109427 >>149109428
>>149109247
>It would end up as Superman's resistances vs Thor's powers. Thor would probably win.
How so? What exactly would Thor have the edge over Superman?
Anonymous No.149109329 >>149109383
Dekubrosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149109371 >>149109395 >>149109510 >>149109572
>>149109267
Sonic's Chaos Emeralds would just resist Bowser's magic. Power ring matrix from the Archie comics also resists magic. But idk if the guy who wants Sonic vs Bowser wants to keep it to like canon video game stuff or not.
Thumbnail Anon No.149109381 >>149109555 >>149109567 >>149109864
Sup
Anonymous No.149109383
>>149109329
>He lets an LLM do his critical thinking for him
That's like asking a thesaurus to do your taxes
Anonymous No.149109388
>>149107668
Sentry (base) is the god tier of heralds, average heralds like Thor should never scale to him
Anonymous No.149109394
>Marvel has Stan Lee as ToAA.
>Stan Lee was one of many Editors.
>Editors scake to Stan Lee/ToAA.
>Marvelfags wank ToAA.
>But the moment an Editor alters Marvel Cosmology, They whine like crybabies.
Pathetic.
Don't get me started on that time Author Starlin despicted ToAA as a clown named Lens Tean.
Anonymous No.149109395
>>149109371
>Archie Comics
fanfiction with no bearing on anything
Anonymous No.149109400 >>149109421 >>149109968 >>149110062
>>149105216 (OP)
What is your fave Homura MU?
Anonymous No.149109421 >>149109439
>>149109400
Dave
Anonymous No.149109427
>>149109322
Thor has similar resistances but more abilities, a better arsenal, and more experience in combat because of his age, which are all tertiary factors they usually value for multiversal Marvel vs DC fights
Anonymous No.149109428 >>149109474
>>149109322
Their strengths would be roughly equalized. Thor has the strength of 2 skyfathers combined with his own which are all multiversal in their own right while Superman can shatter a multiverse with a single punch after sundipping across an undefined amount of suns. Speedwise, both would also be equal since Supes can race against Wally and Thor can keep up with Sentry and the Surfer who can react and fly faster than the concept of speed itself.

That would be as far as stalemates go for their stats.

Durability would likely be equal but Thor is a god empowered entirely on magic which Superman would have trouble keeping up with. Experience would go to Thor since heโ€™s been fighting for literal years, and was born a million years ago, which beats Superman fighting demons for a whole millennium. Even with Supermanโ€™s multiple sundips, Thorโ€™s Warrior Madness is basically a Kaio-Ken on top of his 3 multiversesโ€™ worth of power. And unleashing his godblast, the full might of all that power, would be more than enough to kill Supes.
Anonymous No.149109439 >>149109737 >>149109968
>>149109421
I liked him as the Final Tower's second boss
Anonymous No.149109442 >>149109554
>>149109292
Aang Vs Aether/Lumineโ€™s waiting period would only be bad because people would spend more time talking about the KS due to either knowing not enough about Genshin or just not liking it, but there would still be people actually discussing the fight.
Miles Vs Deku would literally just be nothing but cuckposting and shitposts and has the potential to be worse than Kratos Vs Asura.
Anonymous No.149109458
>>149109292
It would 100% be worse. Aang vs Gacha would just be boring. Deku and Miles have been made into cuck jokes. It would be endless.
Anonymous No.149109473 >>149109573 >>149109581 >>149109744
Okay genuine question all shitposting aside, who wins Aang vs Traveler? Does Traveler scale to that one chick carving an island? That's the only thing I know about how strong Genshin is.
Anonymous No.149109474 >>149109543
>>149109428
So basically Superman and Thor are roughly equal in physical stats but Thorโ€™s experience and nature as a magical thunder god, on top of his other mystical attributes that Superman has no resistances to, would net Thor the win?
Anonymous No.149109510
>>149109371
Most likely it's game Sonic vs Bowerser.
Anonymous No.149109543
>>149109474
More or less.

Supermanโ€™s kind of set up to be this insurmountable character that no one can beat, but invites a challenge for those that can. You canโ€™t wipe him from reality physically, spiritually, or temporally, because of his nature as DCโ€™s ultimate goody two-shoes which means that in order to beat him, youโ€™d have to go about it the hard way and take him directly head-on. When heโ€™s done absurd shit like destroy a multiverse with one blow, or hit the Ant-monitor hard enough to reboot all of DC continuity, then it definitely seems pretty hopeless to match him band for band. Luckily, Thor has just enough to match him straight-up, and he can cover all of Supermanโ€™s other attributes with his own.
Anonymous No.149109554 >>149109608
>>149109442
>Aang Vs Aether/Lumine
Would they be using Aether or Lumine for the traveler? My moneyโ€™s on Aether because the alliteration rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
Anonymous No.149109555 >>149109719
>>149109381
Zly vs the Xeelee
Anonymous No.149109563 >>149109596 >>149109781
>>149109244
>>149109269
Wow going full grammar nazi all because I forgot a 's'. KEK.

>Yes, because heโ€™s fought Ares, Silver Surfer, and Sentry whoโ€™ve all been scaled to MFTL or even beyond speed itself. Get with it.

Translation: "No. Thor has never actually shown this kind of speed while fighting on a planet at all. I'm just scaling his combat speed to the space travel speed of him and other Characters and Ares. Even thou one of the head editors said That Herald's space travel speed doesn't apply to their combat speed while fighting on a planet."

But you know what? If you can post a scan of Thor moving at these speeds while fighting on a planet? I'll take it all back.
Anonymous No.149109567 >>149109808
>>149109381
Super Sonic 2 vs Fury Bowser.
Anonymous No.149109572 >>149109599
>>149109371
that's technology. Super Sonic doesn't get every power that anyone or any machine uses rings as a battery for. Knuckles doesn't even have the same abilities between different chaos forms.
Anonymous No.149109573
>>149109473
Aang is universe level now, trust
Anonymous No.149109581 >>149109607
>>149109473
If you look at their base stats then Aether has the edge. He can scale to
Lisa creating a country spanning storm with her Elemental Skill
Venti and Zhongli throwing mountains and city block sized stones
Stormterror creating, well, storms over Mondstadt
Raiden cutting an island in half, generating a storm over Inazuma for years, and killing an island sized bird
And has general relativistic/LS feats like dodging lightning.

Compared to Aangโ€™s base which is way less impressive
Scaling to Earthbenders who can push buildings
Fire and Water benders who can destroy giant metal machinery
Toph who can stop a massive library from sinking
When Avatar State is used then the stats get more even, since Aang gets the power of Avatars like Kiyoshi and Roku who could push island and activate volcanoes. If you get into their higher scaling then youโ€™ve got things like Aang being above the Moon spirit who could control the moon, and Aether being comparable to Adepti who can create solar system sized dimensions and Archeons who can destroy fake skies. As it stands though, Aether has more muscle than Aang while also being faster, and it doesnโ€™t help that none of Aangโ€™s hax like bending stealing would work since Aether can teleport to a State of the Seven at any time and get his Elemental abilities back.
Anonymous No.149109596 >>149109612 >>149109681
>>149109563
>Even thou one of the head editors said That Herald's space travel speed doesn't apply to their combat speed while fighting on a planet
>fag hits melty status so hard, he randomly forgets letters and randomly capitalizes others because heโ€™s typing really fast to prove something
Oof ouchy owie!
Anonymous No.149109599
>>149109572
It's Eggman harnessing the power of the Power Ring Matrix which Arch Sonic inherently has which resists magic. But from what im seeing it doesnt really matter because its Game Sonic vs Game Bowser.
Anonymous No.149109607 >>149109666
>>149109581
Couldnโ€™t Aang scale to the other avatars though? Didnโ€™t one of them (Kiyoshi?) do some continent-level stuff?
Anonymous No.149109608 >>149109627
>>149109554
Most likely Aether since heโ€™s the canon good twin.
Thumbnail Anon No.149109610 >>149109776
Anonymous No.149109611
>click a DB thread for the first time in days
>read "ouchy owie!"
>leave the thread
Anonymous No.149109612 >>149109638 >>149109681 >>149109689
>>149109596
Listroon really isnโ€™t beating the ESL allegations, is he now?
Anonymous No.149109623
>>149109219
Sonic has no answer to being cooked like a chilli dog
Anonymous No.149109627 >>149109666
>>149109608
>Most likely Aether since heโ€™s the canon good twin
Wait so Lumine is the evil twin? I havenโ€™t played Genshit in years so Iโ€™m out of the loop. When did the game decide on that?
Anonymous No.149109630 >>149109640
>>149105898
>Could Zatanna beat Simon
No
Anonymous No.149109631 >>149109640
>>149105898
>Could Zatanna beat Simon?
Yes
Anonymous No.149109638 >>149109662
>>149109612
Listroon is 100% ESL, he calls contrasts "anti-connections"
Anonymous No.149109640
>>149109630
>>149109631
Thanks for the input, samefag
Anonymous No.149109648
>>149108088
>Interesting, the first time the AI didn't just say outright who wins. It's being all wishy washy.
Yes. AI is not supposed to be right, it's supposed to be convincing.
Anonymous No.149109649
this is probably pointed out by now but at 0:33 in spiral of emotion you can hear a sorairo days motif, and at 1:13 you can hear a motif that's paying tribute to justice league unlimited. you can hear them fused into one right at the end, too.
https://youtu.be/eOfG8do4XxI?si=HOxsWxEC_m_TDGoc
Anonymous No.149109662
>>149109638
>he calls contrasts "anti-connections"
What the fuck lmao
Anonymous No.149109664 >>149109677
>>149108101
Now that Sony will own WB KINGTos will be above this law. Meaning he solos DC.
Anonymous No.149109666 >>149109679 >>149109703
>>149109607
Yeah thatโ€™s who he scales to with the Avatar State. Kyoshi scaling would even the strength stat a bit, itโ€™s just that sheโ€™d be competing against a guy who cuts up and tosses mountains like theyโ€™re weeds from a garden and a chick who keeps her country in a 24/7 Storm based chastity cage.
>>149109627
Less โ€œevilโ€ more โ€œI wanna build that old kingdom we lived together inโ€, but Lumineโ€™s been on the Abyssโ€™ side since we first got introduced to Liyue, so a long while. Aether, in all of the promotional art and whatnot, is the twin whose story weโ€™re following.
Anonymous No.149109674
>>149105705
Unironically Ribrianne
Anonymous No.149109677
>>149109664
Canon
Anonymous No.149109679 >>149109791
>>149109666
>Aether, in all of the promotional art and whatnot, is the twin whose story weโ€™re following.
Oh, so in all the promo material Lumineโ€™s been set up as the big bad? So that means Aether is technically the canon main character despite being able to pick between the two of them.
Anonymous No.149109681 >>149109695
>>149109596
>>149109612
You're fixating on capitalization because you don't have a counterargument. Cool โ€” concessions accepted.
Anonymous No.149109689
>>149109612
He's a Mexican living in the US
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149109695 >>149109700 >>149109982
>>149109681
kyll yorself
Anonymous No.149109700
>>149109695
NTA but fuck off tripfag
Anonymous No.149109702 >>149109706
>>149109025
>Her and Bakugou*
Anonymous No.149109703 >>149109757 >>149109791
>>149109666
But what about the Spirit World? Isnโ€™t that a whole dimension that DB could wank into being infinite to give Aang an edge? Especially since Aang can just reincarnate after in a different body.
Anonymous No.149109706
>>149109702
Bakugou too fixated on Deku bussy
Anonymous No.149109709 >>149109730 >>149109773
>There are public 14 year olds inhabiting the DB community right now
GRIM
Anonymous No.149109711 >>149109725
ESLs have waroed your minds.
Thumbnail Anon No.149109719
>>149109555
Anonymous No.149109721
>posting gay porn
DekuandMilesSCHOLAR!
Anonymous No.149109725
>>149109711
>waroed
IESLB
Anonymous No.149109728 >>149109982
Itโ€™s really funny how listroon got real insecure about his ESL when everyone pointed it out that he proceeded to overcorrect and act formal about it lel
Anonymous No.149109730
>>149109709
Reddit is full of young children, was that a surprise to you?
Anonymous No.149109737 >>149109748 >>149109968
>>149109439
Anonymous No.149109744
>>149109473
Traveler has better stats and skills but Aang has higher potential wank
Anonymous No.149109745
>>149109108
only Dick is allowed to be weird
Anonymous No.149109748 >>149109758 >>149109968
>>149109737
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149109757 >>149109766
>>149109703
>Isnโ€™t that a whole dimension that DB could wank into being infinite to give Aang an edge?
well, how did that work for Aizen?
Anonymous No.149109758 >>149109767 >>149109968
>>149109748
Anonymous No.149109759 >>149109772 >>149109790
>AmeriJOBBERS try to use language manipulation hax for their one wincon in the argument
>ESLCHADS smash through their hax with raw facts and logic like Simon smashing through the Source Wall
Absoloot BOWNDLESS BEESTS!!!
Anonymous No.149109760
honestly with how it's going now Miles vs Deku may actually have a good wait period, nobody likes either character meaning we'll just be shitposting about them for fun and then when someone comes to defend one of them we can mock them for liking such shitty characters
Anonymous No.149109766
Just letting you guys know Tom's winning this
>>149109757
Because the verse caps at hill level
Anonymous No.149109767 >>149109779 >>149109968
>>149109758
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149109772
>>149109759
>>ESLCHADS smash through their hax with raw facts and logic like Simon smashing through the Source Wall
true
but listtroon is still a faggot that shoukd jump off a bridge
Anonymous No.149109773 >>149109803 >>149109807 >>149110005
>>149109709
Reddit is full of Teenagers and toddlers, the whole obsession with shipping and the hyperfixation on that one NPC from Shigaraki Vs Mahito is a dead giveaway
Anonymous No.149109776
>>149109610
Thanks.
Anonymous No.149109779 >>149109794 >>149109800 >>149109968
>>149109767
Anonymous No.149109781 >>149109795
>>149109563
Thor fought MYTHOS who absorbed the entire World Tree, making him omnipresent, has traveled to and from Asgard which is an immeasurable distance away, reacted to Mjolnir instantly flying back from the furthest edge of creation on its own, scales to Valkyrie who searched the entirety of the Ten Realms in the blink of an eye, fly to the Far Shore, and search every corner of the Netherrealms in a short time to look for GR Robbie. There are more but these are some of the more recent ones. He also scales to Odin who has similar feats as well
Anonymous No.149109790
>>149109759
I honestly don't care about this language at all, nor do I respect it enough to bother with proper grammar.
As long as my posts are readable I'm okay.
Anonymous No.149109791
>>149109679
Basically yeah. There have been promo art pieces where itโ€™s only Aether, but the 5.7 promo basically confirmed that heโ€™s the canon twin we use.
>>149109703
Avatar reincarnation wouldnโ€™t let Aang fight forever. That next Avatar still needs to grow up and I donโ€™t think Aether nor Lumine are in the business of curb stomping kids.
>Isnโ€™t that a whole dimension that DB could wank into being infinite to give Aang an edge
Adepti are capable of creating numerous, potentially universe sized, dimensions and storing them in the Serenitea Pot, and theyโ€™re not even remotely comparable to Archeons or even Harbingers. Beyond the Spirit World not really being able to be scaled to anyone, Aether would have better arguments for that level even if the Imaginarum Theater is ignored.
Anonymous No.149109794 >>149109825 >>149109968 >>149110220
>>149109779
Why does she have this many matchups
Anonymous No.149109795 >>149109814 >>149109879 >>149109891 >>149109897 >>149109961
>>149109781
This sounds awfully familiar to Kratos's "feats"
Anonymous No.149109800
>>149109779
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149109803
>>149109773
>the hyperfixation on that one NPC from Shigaraki Vs Mahito
why did you have to remind me of thaaat?
Anonymous No.149109807 >>149109840
>>149109773
Does that mean 4chan is filled with teenagers and toddlers?
Thumbnail Anon No.149109808 >>149109831
>>149109567
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149109814
>>149109795
But Thor ain't bald
Anonymous No.149109825
>>149109794
a fuckton of characters have a bunch of matchups, hell multiple templates exist to catalog them
Anonymous No.149109831
>>149109808
Sick!
Anonymous No.149109840
>>149109807
Partially, zoomers and gen Alpha are tech illiterate and genuinely think 4Chan is a scary illegal place that will get you killed if you lurk there.
Most 4chan users are adults with the mental maturity of a Teenager and sometimes a toddler.
Anonymous No.149109862
>>149108922
That's just your double y-chromosome talking.
Anonymous No.149109864 >>149109925
>>149109381
Gigan vs Conquest
Anonymous No.149109879
>>149109795
But Thor can destroy a mountain.
Anonymous No.149109891 >>149109899
>>149109795
Tohru's got this.
Anonymous No.149109897
>>149109795
Who do you think SHITos traced it from?
Anonymous No.149109899 >>149109916
>>149109891
Who wins this
Anonymous No.149109916 >>149109920
>>149109899
Who the fuck even is the chick on the left.
Anonymous No.149109920
>>149109916
Fate Grand Order Quetzalcoatl
Thumbnail Anon No.149109925 >>149109958
>>149109864
Anonymous No.149109953 >>149109980
Post Thor destroying a mountain
Anonymous No.149109958
>>149109925
Awesome.
Anonymous No.149109961
>>149108776
There's now way it won't do well, Spiderverse is still popular and MHA, even though it ended has its fans. It's just that no one cares about these characters here
>>149109795
Who do you think SHITor traced it from?
Anonymous No.149109968
>>149109794
>>149109779
>>149109767
>>149109758
>>149109748
>>149109737
>>149109439
>>149109400
Based Homuraanon
Anonymous No.149109977
>listtroon RTH
Anonymous No.149109978
>>149107657
How long did it take?
Anonymous No.149109980 >>149109990 >>149110018 >>149110022
>>149109953
ok
Anonymous No.149109982
>>149109695
Please, ladies first.
>>149109728
Aww, what's wrong? Can't nitpick my grammar anymore? Poor baby.
I guess you'll have to accept the L now.
Anonymous No.149109990 >>149110003 >>149110018 >>149110022
>>149109980
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149109995 >>149110006
>replying this late
lol hes mad
Anonymous No.149110003 >>149110012 >>149110018 >>149110022
>>149109990
Anonymous No.149110005 >>149110022 >>149110037 >>149110042
>>149109773
>the hyperfixation on that one NPC from Shigaraki Vs Mahito is a dead giveaway
Iโ€™m still pissed at how that completely killed the hype for Chiefslayer, and how they admitted to doing it on purpose because it was a โ€œtoxic spite episodeโ€ and they wanted to sabotage it.
Anonymous No.149110006
>>149109995
He also appears to be getting his posts proofread
Anonymous No.149110012 >>149110024 >>149110033
>>149110003
Anonymous No.149110017
>>149108139
The 'reboot thing' was literally the same comic he 'died' in.
Anonymous No.149110018
>>149109980
>>149109990
>>149110003
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE I KNEEL THOR SAMA!
Anonymous No.149110022 >>149110042 >>149110043
>>149109980
>>149109990
>>149110003
Just because we never seen KINGtos do this doesn't mean he couldn't.
>>149110005
plebbiters hate discussion and banter, aren't they talking about sabotaging hulkzilla? I saw it when trying to look for spoilers
Anonymous No.149110024 >>149110033 >>149110080
>>149110012
Kratosbros........
Anonymous No.149110033 >>149110056
>>149110012
>>149110024
STOOOOOOP STOOOOOOP! I SURRENDER AGAINST YOUR FEATS, PLEASE STOP POSTING!
Anonymous No.149110037
>>149110005
if they were smart they would've just what we did and just fill the thread full of unrelated cuck fantasies and then have 35% of the wait period have the site be fucking dead
Anonymous No.149110041
>>149105243
No one likes the nigger and the other one is just a lame naruto clone.
Anonymous No.149110042 >>149110069
>>149110005
>>149110022
For a group that purports to love the show, they're talking a lot about sabotaging episodes
Anonymous No.149110043
>>149110022
Redditors plan on shitposting during Hulkzilla because that MU somehow was present during every other waiting period and the fans of it were just nuisances basically.
Anonymous No.149110053 >>149110056
Tom FEARS the guillotine
Anonymous No.149110055
THE POWER AND THE MAJESTY
Anonymous No.149110056
>>149110033
Kek Superman said this.
>>149110053
Black Tom scales to Black Frieza and gapes Siss E
Anonymous No.149110058 >>149110078
>>149105243
Deku is for Lee, Miles was fine for Static
Anonymous No.149110062
>>149109400
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous No.149110064 >>149110195
S-Stop destroying mountains already.... I'm sorry... please don't destroy my verse...
Anonymous No.149110065
>still seething at Akane
Anonymous No.149110067
>>149105288
Headcanon
>>149105875
Canon
Anonymous No.149110069
>>149110042
Waiting periods and discussions donโ€™t impact the episode. If they were talking about boycotting the show and not watching Hulk Vs Godzilla or Chief Vs Slayer specifically itโ€™d be different. This is just to get back at posters within their community, not to fuck with the show itself.
Anonymous No.149110078
>>149110058
Nah Deku is for Tsuna. Lee already had his best and no one cares about Peter Darker.
Anonymous No.149110079
new thread
>>149110074
Anonymous No.149110080 >>149110099
>>149110024
as the only unironic Kratos fan here I'm by default the one and only Kratosbro and as the only Kratosbro I say this was pretty cool
Anonymous No.149110099
>>149110080
I'm an ironic kratos bro tho
Anonymous No.149110129
>>149105373
But, anon, spider-thief is a cuck just like Deku.....
Anonymous No.149110195
>>149110064
Kratosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149110220
>>149109794
Just troons flinging shit at the wall, as usual.