Will this FIGHT ever happen?
ENOUGH, discuss our HEROES Deku and Miles
>>149105216 (OP)is thor supes even thematic?
>LITERAL cuck battle
I sleep.
>LITERAL cuck battle
Iโm wide awake.
>>149105216 (OP)I mean speedy likes it so there is a chance
>>149105243How would the fight start?
>>149105216 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPaRVuI6cTE
The Coyote must lose. It is fated.
Also holy God please don't let the next fight be Deku vs Miles that's going to suck so hard.
>>149105216 (OP)Thor already jobbed to Wonder Woman. So he can't fight GODperman.
>MILES? MILES!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH OCHAKO
>*pauses kratos vs asura and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK MILES, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? OCHAKO WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! LIKE GWEN DOES TO YOU? MILES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I CAUGHT KACCHAN SHOWING ME A SHRED OF RESPECT!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY MILES AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER QUIRK HAVING CHILDREN I CAN'T GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN ALL BE PRO HEROES WHILE I WORK AT MCDONALD'S
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN MILES' ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ASTA AND MARK ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE SHONEN KEKOLD TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT KAMALA KHAN ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Therewolf Media WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!
Laugh at Listroon
Laugh
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>>149105288Fake and not canon, Miles would have invited Gwen so he can DP Miles with his feminine penis.
>>149105216 (OP)It's not a bad fight, not at all, especially if it gets them to finally lean into Superman's scifi stuff. I've been spoiled on silver age stuff where he'd call in Kandorians or his robots to help him out.
I want to see tiny Kandorians and Superman robots fighting the armies of Asgard. I want to see the Warriors 3 fighting the Superpets. I want to see crazy comicbook fun.
>>149105318I'm not going to reddit. How much ungodly fetish shit is on that profile?
>>149105322Almost forgot, Superman better finally fucking wink. 3 fights with Superman, 3, and he doesn't wink even once. It's embarrassing.
>>149105282>[RIGGED FIGHT]
I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:
Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.
Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.
Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.
Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.
Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.
All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.
Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.
The entire JJK verse, who I am afraid of because my Quirks PALE in comparison to their Cursed Techniques.
>>149105216 (OP)It did. In the fucking comics. JLA Avengers. Superman won. Good lord I know I should expect better of you death battle retards but actually try reading the source material instead of your miserable little shit cunting fanfic you illiterate faggots.
>>149105369>Obsessed>Listtroon out of NOWHERE
>thor
>superman
they're no konami man.
>>149105345He draws it
>>149105366You could say that about every fight though, the Hulk ones are egregious with the human anger limit
>>149105375Barely canon anymore and they've both gotten upgrades since then
>>149105243The fight was already a one sided stomp before Deku got seven other superpowers.
>>149105369>>149105389I was only there searching for a leak, saw the Zatanna post, scrolled to the comments and saw him
Then I saw the thread he made and connected the dots in my head
>>149105318I'm legitimately curious how Death Battle thinks DC's magic characters stack up against other DC characters. Do they think Zatanna can beat Superman? Can Dr. Fate beat the Flash? Adam is the only DC mage to lose and only because he had his own power drained and turned against him.
>>149105375Sometimes it's not the result, its the fight. Asgard doing a viking raid on the Fortress of Solitude would be so cool.
>>149105408Watch Miles still win because of bullshit scaling arguments that make him planet level.
>>149105280>Also holy God please don't let the next fight be Deku vs Miles that's going to suck so hard.Wait what? Was something leaked?
>>149105322In my opinion, current Thor takes it extreme diff.
Where did Miles cuckposting come from? Last time I checked he was with that one black girl.
>>149105446To be fair, Adam is more brawny compared to other hax-based magicians, him getting his ass beat is plausible when the scope of his abilities is fairly limited compared to reality warping shenanigans.
>>149105446Didn't they just give Miles more bullshit super powers?
>>149105411I guess listroon is banned from complaining about comics.
We all love comics here and they are perfect
>>149105472>Superman uses the Phantom Zone projector>Thor starts to absorb the entire Phantom Zone>The Phantom Zone criminals materialize and start fighting everyoneThis fight could be so COOL!
>>149105507I think he's got a lightning sword now. I wouldn't be surprised if he got more powers since then.
>>149105459Guy on Discord who had picture proof he was at comic con said it was Deku vs Miles. Multiple different people who seem to have gone to comiccon on Reddit are saying it's Deku vs Miles. Swan and Speedy have both denied it. No one knows what the fuck is happening.
>>149105375We're counting crossovers now?
>>149105478Spider verse with Gwen being with Hobbie, his voice actor being an actual cuck, and Trying to hard with Kamala
>>149105375Venom solos sodomizedman then?
>>149105446I feel like Zatanna could beat supes because of his vulnerability, nothing is beating the Flash. Also does Miles even have anything to chainscale off of? He's kind in a jobber trio with Nova and Kamala no?
>>149105276Who will he rig it for?
>>149105541Honestly Iโm kinda convinced theyโre shitposting. Although one guy on Reddit said that itโs not a matchup for everyone so Iโm kinda betting on it being Aang Vs Aether.
>>149105555The main scaling for Miles would be through Spider-Man himself who has either directly or indirectly fought almost every big hitter in Marvel. People also 'upscale' through Daredevil's '''''nanosecond''''' reaction times for things like speed and even less brainrotted powerniggers do genuinely think Miles is faster than Deku because they believe the average Marvel peak human is faster than light.
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>gives Miles a fuckton on tranime powers including a energy sword, eletric super saiyan and more
You rike?
>>149105611Holy based fat black nerd. Truly the strongest geek archetype.
>>149105574That same guy also posted on threads using Into the Spider-Verse and Deku losing to Asta for their images saying it'll be funny tomorrow. And he's not the only one.
Could be they're just watching this thread or heard the rumor and they're just trolling but it looks pretty grim
Who suffered more?
Tom or Wile E. Coyote?
>>149105640We'll find out tomorrow.
I, JOBiles, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Marvel humbly kneel to:
Miguel-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in my own movie despite being an obscure spider-man variant no one has ever hard of.
Static-sama. winner of my Death Battle and my other master who is also the superior black teenage superhero.
Deku-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.
Peter-sama, the original Spider-MAN whose name and reputation I shamelessly rely on every single day of my life and who I owe all of my success to.
Kingpin-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Gwen-sama, my loving trans girlfriend who rails my ass with her feminine penis every time she gets tired of fucking Peniโs underage Asian coochie.
Prowler Miles-sama, my less pathetic alternate universe self who would effortlessly knock me out in a single punch with ease and beat the shit out of me.
The entire Batman verse, who I am afraid of because my spider webs PALE in comparison to their street level powers.
>>149105560Superman I think, going 4-0 would be too funny I know Thor has magic but DB did mention that he doesn't instantly job to it and that he has fought Black Adam and Shazam before. I say this as a guy who isn't that fond of supes
>>149105608If it's another KINGtos situation I'll laugh, like
>Even though we've never seen Miles destroy a planet he is relative to Peter who punched Thor that one time so that means he is comparable to full power Thor>>149105640Does Wil E even have friends?
>>149105658>picLet me guess, Marvel Zombies?
>>149105658Almost canon how did you forget your big bro Hobbie-aniki?
who should star sapphire fight
>>149105667I imagine if Miles wins it'll be because they believe he's faster + Spider-Sense + Venom Shock which sadly seems to be the likeliest outcome.
>>149105699I donโt think Hobbie is desperate enough to wank to fuck a tranny.
>>149105667>Does Wil E even have friends?He teamed up with Sylvester once right?
Reminder that all kaijus job to the Ass Void!!! So kneel to Niko now!!!
>>149105216 (OP)Thor killed Galactus, a being above Galactus in strength and wields magic. Clark won't survive.
>>149105738Looked it up and exactly once apparently
People say that a chimpanzee could rip a human being to shreds with minimal effort.
>>149105724You'd be disgusted at what punks stick their dick into
>>149105796Those people are right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
Play this audio with Donkey Kong Country music or Rajang's theme, if you laugh you're going to hell
>DEKU? DEKU!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCHES GWEN AND PENI
>*pauses writing his fanfiction where sam fucks kamala's puckered muzzie asshole and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEKU, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? PENI WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?! GWEN PUT YOUR GIRLCOCK AWAY!!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP AND DP DEKU'S BOYCUNT?! LIKE KACCHAN AND TODOROKI DO TO HIM? DEKU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCHES, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I GOT THE MANTLE OF SPIDER-MAN FROM MY BUCK BREAKER PETER PARKER!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY DEKU AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER HUWITE SPIDER-BABIES SO THAT MY CANON EVENT COULD BE ME GETTING KEKED BY BIG STRONG WHITE MEN LIKE THE PATHETIC HOTEP FANTASY I AM
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP DEKU'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, HULK AND GHOST RIDER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE MARVEL LOSERS TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT DELSIN ROWE ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Therewolf Media WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!
>>149105446Could Zatanna beat Simon? Or would Simon just adapt to her magical plot manipulation?
>>149105818Oh... So that's where this Meatcanyon short was based in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQyQZFEiNKQ
Lol. Lmao even.
>>149105875KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149105898Spiral power's adaptability is pretty busted, if it's already trumping DC's entire dimensional potential I don't see how Zatanna fairs much better.
Could Simon beat the Spiral from Uzumaki?
>>149105934That only worked against Kyle because he couldnโt one-tap in base and risked fucking himself over with the full LE. If anyone else can destroy on the informational level while also being stronger than base Simon they can one shot.
>>149105934just be above DC like Batkek
>>149105956He'd probably get taken over by it
>>149105875>>149105288unironically losing it imagining the scenario where they're both screaming this at each other at the same time
>>149105956Not sure. It wouldn't be able to stop him. it could drive him mad, or he'd absorb it and become horrifying himself.
>>149105934I doubt it. Kyleโs peak was put at the Godsphere and to some portion of the LE but Kyle couldnโt fully tap into its full potential because of his own inherent risks with using itโs entirety, which DB has stated would actually be his ace in the hole against Simon. Zatanna was scaled to โall of creationโ so sheโd be even more powerful than Kyle, or at least comparable to Kyleโs potential if he used the full force of the LE.
>>149105956It's basically a shittier version of the Anti Spiral that has considerably fewer feats, so probably?
>>149105997Yeah. The curse even affects fucking galaxies.
Isn't Thor like multiple universes strong because he held the tree yigdrassil whils Superman is only 1 universe strong?
>>149105472You should know that before Hickman went to Marvel with his ideas, his X-Men was supposed to be a Legion run. One of the premier Marvel writers today has in his mind that the translation for a LoSH villain is literally Essex as the Enigma, who is above the Beyonders and on the level of the White Phoenix. The Moira Engine was supposed to be the Miracle Machine.
What are they talking about bros?
>>149105898>>149106072shouldnt simon still be above that though? he was scales to literally be the writer of all of gurren lagann
>>149106084Fuark. That is like...Gurren laggan third form level of strenght!
>>149106072They sated to be "comparable" to otoko simon
>>149106143So yeah the guys Superman hanged around with as kids as his sidekicks were supposed to beat a villain, who when translated to Marvel by Hickman, was apparently a threat to even the One Above All using Ewingโs Defenders as a baseline.
>>149106169And itโs also able to infest anything with spirals in it
>>149105472>Thor gets a dozen powerups by Cates, Hulk becomes immortal because of Ewing, Ant-Man can somehow manipulation Kirbons now (the stuff the White Hot Room is made of)>Seems like JLA vs Avengers is becoming more and more tilted to the Avengers>Until the Flash Writer got on coke and started writing Wally blowing up sentient math equations and pulling Xeeleeshit Kneel.
>>149106221Post the spiral manifesting into an abstract multiversal energy.
>>149106103>Superman is only 1 universe strong?Superman shattered the World Forgerโs hammer and it subsequently destroyed the resulting multiverse he was hammering into existence, there was also that time his Pre-Crisis self hit the Anti-Monitor so hard, it literally rebooted the DC Multiverse.
>>149106235All right my bad, guess Superman has this one
>>149106229The thing is able to manifest through fucking spacetime
Has Thor ever held back anything of this magnitude?
>>149106254I guess Goku solos gurren laggan because he is able to affect one (1) space time.
>>149106254Pretty sure the Gurren destroyed that one time.
>>149106260Thor canonically died to loose wiring (yes, he was in a subway tunnel and got electrocuted by an uninsulated charge) and the Silver Surfer had to use the power cosmic to bring him back from the dead. This really happened. Thor #193.
>>149106260Why does that Superman face remind me of the fucking porn parody version of him where heโs getting dicked down by Doomsdayโฆ
>>149106228I wonder what kind of upgrades Hal is going to get
>>149106289You misunderstand, I'm not antifeat posting. Could Thor hold back the sheer magnitude and the smell of the rivers of India?
>>149106266>>149106269As in a fucking timeloop
>>149106337Goku broke through a pocket time line.
>>149106337Iโm pretty sure Simon ATE one of those before. I think he ate an infinite amount of them too.
>>149106316Only KINGtos could accomplish such a feat.
>>149106169>They sated to be "comparable" to otoko simonThey only made the comparison to show that Simonโs will was much stronger than Kyleโs to explain why and how Kyle wouldnโt use the Life Equation to its fullest.
>>149106387No you retard, they both ad verbum called them outerversal.
>>149105216 (OP)It already happened in the comics. No point doing a death battle.
>>149105288>>149105875>YOU GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING AT ME, YOU'RE THE ONLY OPPONENTS I HAVE THAT'D LET ME WIN>GOHAN IS GOING TO PUNCH MY HEAD OFF, JON IS GOING TO RAPE ME, LUKE IS GOING TO FUCK WITH MY MIND, AND THE REST WILL DO WORSE
>>149105288Why is Mark Grayson at the Shonen Table? Is he lost?
>>149106410Don't you beat Rodimus?
>>149106416If anything he should be at the Seinen table.
>>149106416Invincible is basically a shonen with more blatant fetish cuck and rape shit than usual
>>149106072They kinda went both ways with the Life Equation, saying it would be his ace, but ultimately its creation power would be equal to the mangaka Simon creation feat.
>>149106433>Transformers character that can be scaled to comic book shenanigansNo.
>>149106307he'll be retconned into being the creator of the Emotion Spectrum Entities as a side effect after he removed the evil from his being which manifested into Parallax
>>149106156Which one will be the biggest Jobber in Death Battle
>>149106451They seemed to imply that Kyle would win with it, though not without a little work because Simon can also access "higher realms."
>>149106157>>149106169>>149106396Otoko Simon writing a a fictionalized version of Gurren Lagann before being absorbed into Prime Simon would give the latter some latent plot manipulation but that doesnโt mean that heโd be omnipotent or whatever, even Death Battle thinks that DCโs cosmology would be higher for the most part. Zatanna manipulating the very comic book pages, which have been stated to be the Overvoid itself, would give her plot manipulation on par with fucking Wile Coyote.
>>149106433they put IDW at universal
>>149106442Thatโs called Seinen. See: Berserk, Attack on Titan.
>>149106462>Tom is going to beat a character with some of the most busted plot manipulation to ever be on Death BattleTHATโS MY FUCKING KING OF COOOOOOOOOO
>nikotranny needs attention again
>>149105898I think they would have her win.
>Does she suck at metafictional, LE level "beyond dimensions" fighting?No she doesn't.
>Can she crush Simon at the informational level before he evolves past her?Yes they had her kill Wanda who is an immortal feature of her multiverse.
>>149106467Attack on Titan is a shonen series what are you talking about?
>>149106467>Attack on TitanIs a shonen.
>>149106462>Zatanna manipulating the very comic book pages, which have been stated to be the Overvoid itself, would give her plot manipulation on par with fucking Wile Coyote.I keep hearing about Wile fucking with the comic book he was on but I have yet to actually see it lol
>>149106462>Composite Simon just barely reaches Alan Wakeโs levelHoly FUARK, Remedychads just keep on winning!
>>149106461If you just rewatch the end it says that the Life Equation would "More than even the odds", so essentially it would let Kyle not just keep up but finally surpass him. And then they say that the mangaka creation feat is a "similar level of power to the Life Equation".
I think they were just trying to be nice to Kyle and humor a potential win con. But in doing so they only cemented his defeat even harder.
>>149106507>>149106509Well it SHOULD be Seinen but fine.
>>149106410Hey, thereโs always Nova (whoever the fuck that is). I heard heโs only planet-level and MFTL!
>>149106513I posted it in a previous thread
>>149106513Because it all comes from other Toons, and people pretending Wile is a "high tier Toon" despite the fact all he does is lose
>>149106570Nova survived a blast from an enraged Galactus that destroyed 3 solar systems
>>149106572Ok, but Zatanna is just reaching her hand out in
>>149106072 and Wile is literally manipulating the comic book page itself. That hardly seems less like plot manipulation and more like 4th wall awareness.
>>149106461>>149106519The writing was kind of all over the place in the episode.
>Kyle scales above Hal>But is only said to "give Parallax Hal a good fight">The same Parallax Hal that Hal was able to keep up withIt's confusing to say the least.
>>149105216 (OP)>Thor and all of his arsenal is magic>full Odinforce>Gaia's power>Phoenix's power>Power absorbed from Zeus>Power Cosmic>Mjolnir>enchanted JarbjornThor takes this.
>>149106586post Looney Tunes having canonically tiers for Toons
>>149106606>saving half naked men to your hard driveFavorite character?
>>149106593For the record, Zatanna is literally burning a hole through the comic book page itself, which means her magic is so potent that itโs also burning the very Source/Overvoid itself.
>>149106606Does Thor still have Power Cosmic? And when did he absorb power from Zeus?
>>149106621Damn, ok. Zatanna wins against Simon then.
>>149106613Bejita Bejitasson of Planet Bejita.
>>149106598They also claimed that Kyle was much more powerful than Hal even though Willworld and Ultrawar puts Hal more comparable to Simon
>>149106613Izuku Midoriya and Miles Morales obviously!
Post Zatanna jumping out of these 4chan images through my screen and having sex with me right now.
>>149106631He still has it. He absorbed Zeus's power in Immortal Thor.
>>149106621>Literally burning a hole through the comic page itself>The comic page is fine and that's just a drawn on burn holeYeah Simon still wins.
>>149106621DC magic is bullshit.
>>149106519I think itโs more like they were comparing the LE with Simonโs fiction-writing to make a case for Simon having more willpower to fuel his spiral energy as well as argue that Kyleโs will wasnโt strong enough to fully utilize the LE. They wouldnโt specify that the LE wouldโve โmore than evened the oddsโ in Kyleโs favor if they were trying to make a point about it.
>>149106701Can you imagine if every copy of that comic had a physical hole, in that page, in that very spot? It would probably be expensive as hell, but mind-blowing
>>149106598What do you think about Simon vs the Spiral from Uzumaki
>>149106701Post Otoko Simon burning a hole through his manga.
>>149106701>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann could grow larger than the multiverse>The interviews just say that Simonโs mechs are actually 3-dimensional even though theyโre not actually manifesting in our realityYeah Kyle wouldโve won.
>>149106733The day any comic book or manga company does this is the day all of fiction kneels.
>>149106631>>149106670He doesnโt have the power cosmic anymore, it was expended according to Cates on Twitter completely.
He does have Zeusโ and Odinโs powers though, but Zeus doesnโt really have that many good feats compared to Odin. You can maybe say heโs 2x Odin now due to the statements of equality between them.
He does have some connection to the Phoenix Force but this seems to be more like a failsafe thing which came out last among other Phoenix users to stop a wave from crushing the Multiverse. He canโt actively use it. Gaia powers are more esoteric and involve him warping the Earth, but he doesnโt seem to have super reality-warping Lovecraft stuff from that even though it should since sheโs an Elder Goddess born before even Asgard.
He also has a bunch of esoteric rune magic from his last incarnation that he remembers in Giant Sized Thor #1. In general the powers that would really help him against Superman here are Odinโs powers, the others are really undeveloped and might as well just be DBZ multipliers which are useless in a Death Battle scenario because theyโd just say Thor and Superman are equal in power no matter what.
>>149106778Post Zatanna piloting a mech larger than the multiverse while having star sunglasses on
>>149106825Post Simon jumping out of his manga and into the real world.
>>149106631>And when did he absorb power from Zeus?It was in Immortal Thor #14-15
>>149106836Post Zatanna doing that
Iโve been doing an assload of research for Leader-1.
Hereโs what I got. I kinda got lost in the plot tho. Initially I was just interested in writing down powerscaling but I got legitimately invested in how bizarre this show got
>He is fast enough to catch up with a comet/meteor, as well as casually perform space travel
>Absolutely no physical strength feats to speak of. I am not kidding.
>Has a forcefield that can withstand a fucking nuke and an anti-matter explosion
>His blasters range from knocking people down to causing gigantic explosions, redirecting asteroids, and opening up cracks in the earth
>>149106782You can't see the mech because it's so big, obviously.
>>149106849...The CAT FIGHTING battle!
>>149106849โฆ the gaping all of Marvel contest.
>MARK? MARK!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH DUPLIKATE
>*pauses luke vs invincible and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK NOLAN, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? KATE WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE STRAP ONS EQUIPPED?!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! LIKE GWEN DOES TO YOU? MARK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING CHINKSECT BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I CAUGHT SEASALT SHOWING ME A SHRED OF RESPECT!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY MARK AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER IMMORTAL โข CHILDREN I CAN'T GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN ALL BE GUARDIANS OF THE GLOBE WHILE I WORK AT MCDONALD'S
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN MARK'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, DARKWING II AND SHAPESHIFTER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE GOTG MEETING NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT SKIPS THE YETI ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO The Force Was Stronger by Brandon Yates WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE LUKE-SAMA!!!
>>149106720Perhaps, but in that case the writing doesn't really support it, it'd be weird to try and make that a willpower thing when they're addressing those in separate categories.
>>149106824>You can maybe say heโs 2x Odin now due to the statements of equality between them.And Odin casually tanked hits from both Silver Surfer and Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. Safe to say that the power cosmic is small potatoes compared to the Odinforce itself or whatever powers a skyfather.
>>149106824Cates wasn't even writing the issue I posted retard.
>>149106933They lumped this in under their โPotentialโ category, anon. They did that to showcase why Kyleโs peak was a lot shakier to use compared to Simonโs peak which was pretty straightforward.
>>149106847Who's the strongest Optimus he can beat?
>>149106849โฆ. Taking me out on a date so we can later get married and have kids!!!!!
>>149106937Thanos didnโt have the infinity gauntlet there.
>>149106957He doesnโt even use the Power Cosmic in that issue.
>>149106937That is not IG Thanos and the Surfer is nowhere near the master of the Power Cosmic Galactus is
This is also a horrific antifeat for Odin that Thanos was able to casually tank his blast like this btw
>>149106967That's why I'm saying it's weird to call that willpower feat, but that's what you get when they're treating potential as an extension of it.
>>149106849>>149106866Why didn't she smother out Wanda with her tits? It's just not fair.
>>149107034I think they called it willpower to set up a way Hal to win if they ever decided to run Simon against Hal.
>>149106998>Thanos didnโt have the infinity gauntlet there.NTA But not exactly, he was wielding the Power Gem and used it to amp his powers and attack with it directly and Odin was no-selling all of his attacks
>>149107013>This is also a horrific antifeat for Odin that Thanos was able to casually tank his blast like this btwOdin wasnโt trying to kill Thanos lmao
He was literally holding back the entire time and towards the end of their fight, he asked him if heโd yield
>>149106968Idk. Free shrugs
>>149106229Nigga the spiral from Uzumaki IS that abstract multiversal energy
>>149106720this has been argued before but Kyle would have likely won if he took the time to learn the LE properly in canon. but again Nia's existence erasure was a thorn in the theory of whether or not Kyle would be able to erase Simon from reality.
>>149107132>this has been argued before but Kyle would have likely won if he took the time to learn the LE properly in canonThis is the biggest cope.
>>149106847Alright I stand corrected because the episode I JUST watched has him karate chop an asteroid thatโs probably the size of a battleship off course before blowing it up
>>149107143oh no I agree I just think Kyle would've posed a bigger threat if he actually reached his maximum potential like Simon did
>>149106501>Yes they had her kill Wanda who is an immortal feature of her multiverse.Huh? How did she do that?
>>149107097First you lied about the IG, now this?
>He was literally holding back the entire timeShow me where it says that, Odin says multiple times he's trying to kill Thanos
>he asked him if heโd yieldYeah and then Thanos said no lol
>>149107076There's nothing saying Thanos was using the Power Gem, at all. Adam Warlock states it's actually on Thor's person at the beginning of the issue and later says Thanos could maybe prevail against Odin because Thanos's own limits (implying no external fuckery) have never been tested. Odin also straight up says that Thanos's strength is scientific in nature.
>>149105318that's just sad
Why did the blog use this as a feat? The puzzle is clearly finite in size and therefore does not literally have infinite pieces
>>149107292>Trusting Acme advertisingShame shame shame
>>149107292The pro-Wile side of the blog was honestly just bad. The whole reasoning of
>Tom = Sylvester>Anti loony serum beats Sylvester, therefore it could beat Tom>if Wile's anti loony serum backfired and hit Wile himself, then the animator could just draw him back in, but wouldn't be able to do so for Sylvester, because, uhhh...Was definitely something. That, along with the 4 leaf clover from the racing game lasting for 7 seconds that beat Tom's multiple luck/fate manipulation feats and gadgets.
>>149106937>>149106998>>149107013>>149107076>>149107097>>149107208>>149107239You faggots act like they wouldnโt put either Zeus or Odin at mutliversal anyway lmao
>>149107330>Death Battle will say obvious bullshit and wankYeah and grass is green. You're allowed to think differently from them, ya know
>>149107292The fact that they used the jigsaw puzzle box as both a Speed feat and Strength feat for Wile to give him immeasurable physical stats against Tom and then proceed to majority vote in Wileโs favor is so fucking retarded that Iโm left wondering why people even care about their opinions in the first place.
>>149107143the giga drill is probably star sized
>b-but muh galaxiesnot real galaxies, everyone knows this. they are far smaller than that
>but they are universes!"universes" smaller than planets. simon and anti-spiral are fighting for the fate of a single universe, THE universe.
>>149107143 every other "universe" is an inferior artificial one. this is pretty clear from the narrative, anything else is brainrotted powerscaler babble
>>149107292infinity-1 would still be infinity, Acme scamming as usual
>>149107343>>Death Battle will say obvious bullshit and wankThis is a death battle thread. Getting upset or mad at people using the same logic they use in a thread rife with enough shitposting for the jannies to send the threads to /trash/ is honestly a fault on your end
>>149107330So Zeus and Odin are multiversal beings, right? So would that mean that Thor is as powerful asโฆ 2 Marvel Multiverses?
>>149107369>just be dishonest and retarded broNah
>>149107355nigga DB outright said STGGL's size is canonically stated to be incalculable and showed the artbook. how is that "star sized"
>>149107388Technically yes he would be and then some. Thorโs own power alone, when channeled through the Godblast was able to scare Galactus whoโs already a multiversal threat by himself. And this was BEFORE he attained his skyfather status from Odin, so his stats should have his own power + Odinforce + The power of Zeus.
Thor essentially has the power of 3 equivalent skyfathers, each of which multiversal. Thatโs more than enough of a match against Superman and Wonder Woman. Combined.
>>149107391Retards continue to be retarded. More news at 9.
>>149107426โฆhow the fuck did Thor even lose to Wonder Woman in the first place? Comparing him with Odin and Galactus shouldโve put him well above Wondy
>>149107454Owned by DC at the time.
>>149107457Ah. I see they werenโt beating the DC pet allegations.
>>149107454What bothered me about his battle with WW was how they made Thorโs speed drastically slower than her and wanked her speed to absurdity. Not to mention that the Godblast, the only attack that was a surefire way of killing her, was conveniently left out from the actual battle, research, and post-fight analysis.
>>149105288>>149105875>>149106410>>149106921Imagine sitting there on your desk and typing this out on this thread then posting it without laughing your ass off. So when please make this into an A.I voice or vocadko voice because this is kino
>>149107321Also canon
>>149107454>โฆhow the fuck did Thor even lose to Wonder Woman in the first place?Massive DC bias among researchers.
>>149107321>Character is given plenty of time to destroy enemy>Ignores and refuses allowing said enemy to grow far beyond their power
>>149107500>/qa/ out of NOWHERE
>>149107454Magic DC doesn't lose.
>>149107454Thor actually wouldโve (and shouldโve) won against Wonder Woman. He was as powerful as a skyfather, but WW is also similar. What wouldโve sealed her fate was if they mentioned that Galactus pissed himself over the godblast but that was left out.
>>149107454Faster, more skilled, atom cutting sword
>>149107511I was talking about Death Battle threads
>>149106847Honestly, Iโd say Leader-1 is stronger than any of the G1 Seekers like Starscream, Ramjet, or Thundercracker. Heโs not only faster by an incredible amount but has a bunch of powers they donโt, such as telekinesis, magnetic abilities, a forcefield, and a bunch of other stuff. Plus heโs a crafty motherfucker.
>>149107621>more skilledLMAO
>blade that cuts everythingYou mean like Jarbjrorn? Kek. Death Battle was so biased.
>>149107559Itโs not just that. Literally all of their points against why Diana won against Thor are either flat-out wrong or ages terribly.
>SpeedThey compared Dianaโs god-shards FTL speeds and tagging Zoom while time traveling to be put much faster than Thor, even though Thor has fought Sentry whoโs particles literally move ahead of the current timeline
>StrengthThey compared Thor lifting the World Serpent to Dianaโs Earth feat but Thor has already fought Hulk whoโs strong enough to send vibrations through an infinite void so I donโt understand why they calculated his strength to this
>Lack of piercing weaponsThor has Jarnborn, and its edge is so sharp that it could cut through the armored hide of celestials, they neglected to even bring that up
Really, Iโm honestly surprised that when people bring up the criticism of Death Battle being biased in favor of DC, they should use Thor vs Wonder Woman as one of the prime examples of it.
>>149107636>FasterStarscream and Jetfire flew from Cybertron to Earth.
>>149107638>They compared Dianaโs god-shards FTL speeds and tagging Zoom while time traveling to be put much faster than Thor, even though Thor has fought Sentry whoโs particles literally move ahead of the current timelineWasnโt Sentry able to move fast enough to disorient Thor though
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>Wonder Woman is particulary weak to piercing attacks
>Thor doesn't get Jarbjorn that can cut through Celestials
Swan and Speedy will pay for this.
>>149107658Sentry was flying while he had Thor in a chokehold at that time. Movement speed isnโt the same as combat speed, so it stands to reason that Thor was caught unawares by Sentryโs sudden burst of speed but he was still able to keep up with him when it comes to a regular fight.
>>149107638Donโt forget about the Godblast which they left out here but brought it back when he fought Vegeta. Thor legitmately had all the stats he needed to beat Wondy but he was scaled awfully by a biased research team trying to suck up to their Warner Bros execs to give them attention.
https://youtu.be/NJ8siEfk4QY?si=Zr7e1Ajm2rUc7vKq
Fret not ThorGODS.........we will get our rematch with Diana and then we will fight the one they call Superman.
>>149107660Itโs honestly laughable with how blatant they were with wanking Wonder Woman and putting Thor down as much as they possibly could. They gave her the fucking atom-slicing sword which was never a part of her arsenal until the New 52 reboot but they say no to Thorโs celestial-cleaving axe even though heโs had that since before he was even worthy to lift up his hammer. No reboot at all.
>>149107638>They compared Dianaโs god-shards FTL speeds and tagging Zoom while time traveling to be put much faster than Thor,...no, they actually differentiated travel speed through space and regular combat reflexes, an actual thing in Marvel, which is something they've bizarrely never done since.
The god shard feat is also honestly bad and Zoom was explicitly moving at lightspeed, but that's still faster than Thor.
Do you remember how they used real-life science to put a cap on Hulk's anger and strength and then used the Sentry fight as an example in which Hulk literally debunked all that by instantly transforming even more pissed off? Kek.
>>149107696>The god shard feat is also honestly bad and Zoom was explicitly moving at lightspeed, but that's still faster than Thor.Zoom and Sentry are comparable in how they navigate through spacetime so no, theyโre comparable in terms of weird time-speed antics and itโs strange to suggest that Thor is somehow not able to keep up with combat speed otherwise.
>>149107712Please donโt remind me.
>>149107696Thatโs not really consistent with how Thor fights and heโs not even trying to seriously kill Wolverine anyway
>โThat advantage wonโt last foreverโDo you seriously expect anyone to believe the horseshit that Logan could somehow best Thor? The writer is just being a dipshit.
>>149107733>Zoom and Sentry are comparable in how they navigate through spacetimeNo they aren't you fucking orangutan. Zoom straight up controls his own personal timeline compared to regular time to adjust his speed. Sentry has a single vague statement about his molecules are shifted forward in time that on its own would barely translate to any kind of identifiable speed feat and barely has any objectively good combat or reaction speed feats besides.
Fuck, man, you could at least post Zoom punching an Amazon just a hundred times in a second to say he had slowed down and wasn't going at lightspeed when Diana lassoed him.
>>149107755Ah yes, being able to hold back your speed. Thor is just letting Wolverine hit him and call him slow because...?
>FlashKEKS getting upitty
Post Zoom getting killed by a bullet and the Flashes jobbing to Catwoman.
>>149107825Request unclear: posting Thor jobbing to a sniper bullet instead.
>not even a bullet
>a fucking sword
>wielded by an old man with no powers
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>149107863>Iron CHAD victim
>>149107863Thorbros...we're...debunked?
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Guys, should i invest my money into ACME stocks? if Wile .E wins I wan to ride the pump bu if he loses I dread how bad the dip will be.
Fuck this bullshit.
Jerry vs Road Runner who wins?
>>149107885RR, physics literally bend themselves to make him win
>>149107885Jerry with gacha scaling destroys RR
>>149107809>โZoom straight up controls his own personal timeline compared to regular time to adjust his speedโSentry can control molecules and atoms, including his own. Stop acting dumb, Zoomfag.
>Sentry has a single vague statement about his molecules are shifted forward in time that on its own would barely translate to any kind of identifiable speed feat and barely has any objectively good combat or reaction speed feats besides.Picrel isnโt vague. Itโs literally the most weโve gotten to describing what the serum that powers the Sentry does and since all of Sentryโs abilities come from manipulating matter at the molecular or even the atomic level, this is how it works.
Fucking Molecule Man was weakened when Sentry was hoeing his ass around and even Owen claimed that Sentryโs atomic makeup was unique and nothing heโd ever seen before.
>>149107901>Fucking Molecule Man was weakened when Sentry was hoeing his ass around and even Owen claimed that Sentryโs atomic makeup was unique and nothing heโd ever seen before.pics or it didnt happen
>>149107919Fair enough lmao
>>149107809>Thor is just letting Wolverine hit him and call him slow because...?โฆbecause heโs a friend? An ally? Because he has friends who are close with him as well?
Zoomfag, I implore you to seek medical help for your mental retardation.
>>149107901Why are you putting quote marks in a greentext, newfag?
>Sentry can control molecules and atomWow so not a speed feat and nothing that says he can literally control time to the same extent Zoom does
>Itโs literally the most weโve gotten to describing what the serum that powers the Sentry does Okay, so tell me how fast that makes him. Surely it'd be easy to show Sentry going at lightspeed in regular combat like Zoom can do with his powers in the Wonder Woman issue? Maybe a feat where he and Hulk or Thor have a fight all over the planet statueing other "superspeed" heroes and having said fight last less than a second? I hope you're not just relying on a single statement to extrapolate a bunch of nonsense to scale Thor to without anything to actually back it up.
You know, at the end of the day if you said something like "the canon JLA/Avengers crossover has them fight at roughly equal speeds so it wouldn't be a major factor in the fight" that'd be maybe okay instead of whatever lame bullshit this is
>>149107935>being someone's friend means you should just let him hit you with his supersharp claws even while you're trying to dodgeIs Thor retarded?
>>149107955man that run of Flash really was peak.
>>149107955>Zoomfag acts like a faggotHereโs Ares fighting X-Man in planck timeโฆ
>>149107049I don't think they would just because it would be directly contradictory to what they said in this DB. I mean they could do it and have Hal lose, but that'd just be a retread. Well a retread that isn't Goku vs Superman.
>>149107980โฆand hereโs Sentry blitzing him, you dipshit. We done here?
>>149107984Hal has several forms beyond his base form they could use to give him the win.
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ5kKVn4
>>149107984His power, but not his will. That's the key. Kyle surpassed Simon's power at first but lost because he lost the potential/will category. Hal would win that category and the match.
>>149107978Honestly didn't like it compared to Waid's run. Rogues coming back were ridiculously forced and I much preferred Waid trying to expand the Flash mythos rather than just recreate Barry.
I also like how they're calling me "Zoomfag" when I think Zolomon is fucking lame.
>>149107980Shouldn't you be busy raping a dog, Speedy?
>>149107990They aren't specifying base Hal there, but I guess yeah they could skate by on technicalities.
>>149107995Will alone wouldn't get him anything, since Kyle already had that, it'd need to be potential.
Is Road Runner meat even THAT good?
>>149107999Shouldnโt you be busy refuting anonโs argument of Sentry having comparable speed to Zoom thanks to his combat speed being faster than Ares who can react in planck timescales? Itโs funny how you love conveniently ignoring shit when it conflicts with your headcanon
>>149108006that's Professor Zoom, not Zoom anon. different characters.
>>149108012Would it taste like chicken? Since he's a bird and all.
>>149108006That's not even Zolomon in that image. The Reverse Flashes in general are overrated. Give me the Combine or Abra Kadabra any day of the week.
>>149108014How's it going Spedo? What you been seething over recently?
>>149107999>I also like how they're calling me "Zoomfag" when I think Zolomon is fucking lame.Wow, itโs almost like no one fucking cares about you enough to know that when everyoneโs anonymous, you fucking retard
>>149108032>still ignoring the fact that Sentry fraudchecks Flash and his speedsters thanks to his serumHo-hum
>>149108042Weren't we talking about Wonder Woman and Thor or something? I know you're still mad about Flash fraudchecking your blue furry buttboy due to the last minute Bleed thing, no need to still be mad about it years later
>>149108034And yet you cared enough to reply
>>149108005It is base Hal because they listed Parallax Hal as someone he only gave a fight to, not surpassed, and Parallax Hal is not the strongest version of Hal.
>>149108032>asked to disprove if Sentry is still fast enough to compete with Prof. Zoom>ignores everyone and keeps calling anyone that asks him if theyโre a Death Battle researcherCanโt imagine anyone being this mindbroken over Sentry lmfao
>149108053
>brings up sonic for no reason
>still calls everyone speedy
Oh wow you really are the biggest faggot ive seen since kaijufag and listroon, maybe you two should be the new dc trinity instead
>>149108060>>149108067Man, I touched a nerve
>>149107839>this breaks the flashfagโs mind
Interesting, the first time the AI didn't just say outright who wins. It's being all wishy washy.
>>149107990>>149108005Parallax Hal wins because he exists as a time paradox capable of responding to attacks on his person across the timestream as seen in The Last Will of Hal Jordan. Simon can kill him just for another Parallax Hal to time travel from Zero Hour. He also permanently killed the Time Trapper and he stayed dead until the universe rebooted so he can kill Simon at the informational level. All other alts of Hal Jordan upscale from Parallax Hal so Krona Gauntlet Hal, God of Light Hal, Hal with the ring made of his own will, they all beat Simon with Spectre Hal with the Logoz boost being Hal's ultimate trump card if by some miracle Simon goes over any of the aforementioned forms.
>>149108088I asked ChatGPT:
>In a Straight Fight โ Hal Probably WinsMost comic matchups between them tilt in Halโs favor, especially if it's a willpower contest or a slugfest. Hal's sheer will and experience often overpower Kyleโs creativity in raw Lantern duels.
>Even Geoff Johns, the writer behind the modern Lantern mythos, tends to write Hal as the top Lantern.
>>149108089Calvinposting? In a death battle thread? Itโs more likely than you think.
>>149108089Yeah, I don't know why Thorfags act like this whenever someone points out he has no good speed feats and dozens of antifeats. Kinda weird honestly
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>>149107885If you try to harm the Road Runner you get sued by WB, so it's pretty much impossible
>>149108091>Parallax Hal wins because he exists as a time paradox capable of responding to attacks on his person across the timestream as seen in The Last Will of Hal Jordan. Simon can kill him just for another Parallax Hal to time travel from Zero HourKind of depends on if you want to bs some reason why Simon's ability to hit any and all points across time and space.
>>149108111>Hit any and all points across time and spaceGood job aggroing an army of Parallax Hals, Simon.
>>149108111Ask the Time Trapper how good time magic worked against him.
>>149108091>All other alts of Hal Jordan upscale from Parallax Hal so Krona Gauntlet Hal, God of Light Hal, Hal with the ring made of his own will, they all beat Simon with Spectre Hal with the Logoz boost being Hal's ultimate trump card if by some miracle Simon goes over any of the aforementioned forms.Letโs not forget him absorbing all his selves into him as the Spectre during Ultrawar
>>149108117Non-DC fan, who is this Time Trapper and why is he not a jobber?
>>149108125LOSH villain. He's a living time paradox and embodiment of entropy. He and Superman are destined to be the last two beings at the end of time. He is also Superboy Prime.
>>149108131Hmm, considering he died and that whole destiny thing got fact checked false I'm not too well sold, unless that reboot thing happened like a week later or something.
>hover over Shigeraki vs Mahito on youtube
>the preview clip is a shot of Deku with his name
THEY WERE TELLING US FROM THE START!
>>149108139He died because Parallax was that powerful. Before that he was able to survive the Infinite Man, embodiment of the infinity of time, body slamming him through time into the big bang.
>>149108163Wow....so he's as powerful as Kratos?
>>149108125Do you remember that Superman feat where the Green Lanterns need Superman to produce a lot of energy to recreate all the pre-crisis timelines because all but one had been destroyed? That was the Time Trapper.
whats the wincons for Izuku and Miles
>>149108243Deku's wincon is landing a hit once
I guess there's no point complaining when the episode's soon but I still don't get how the next time leaked so hard but not who won
>>149108255huh, so its like when he fought asta but in reverse; if i'm remembering right?
>>149108269unless we get an outright photo anyone could say some shit. Fuck, I'm gonna say its a tie again, but through mutual loss instead of winning
afaik nobody gave the right winner with the right next time
So, final calls? Iโm pretty sure Tom has this in the bag, both from how the previews presented them and how lackluster the arguments for Wile were in the blog despite him winning
>>149108314Otto's arguments for Tom winning were good by comparison.
>>149108314Tom takes it.
The G1 blog had really asinine arguments for Wile winning and they practically gaslit their own majority into thinking that Wile takes it
Miles VS Deku just can't be real. It feels like something one of the faggots in this thread would cook up to get people shitposting while being JUST plausible enough in viability for them to actually do it, but if they were gonna do that matchup they would've done it back in 2020 when Deku was still street level and DelayedVerse was drawing dimes. Why even bother now?
>>149108310you don't understand, she can dodge... three simultaneous sword strikes! that's hard proof for inaccessible speed!
>>149108351I just donโt get their end goal because from a casual perspective this is a very beloved character vs a total laughingstock of one. Nobody is going to root for Deku even though he stomps
You know what we need for this next Death Battle?
A soundtrack with a lot of incomprehensible screaming, yeah, that would be epic!
>>149108314Wile E wins because he's an inherently more cartoonish character; being a nearly direct parody of Tom and Jerry itself.
>>149108491>being a nearly direct parody of Tom and Jerry itselfbasically. tom & jerry are based on the idea of "predator chases prey but fails at catching it", but that's just the default dynamic. they can do anything else so long as it vaguely relates to that idea
coyote on the other hand is strictly beholden to it, he can't do anything else: he must always chase the road runner, he must always fail to catch it, he must always hurt himself in his failed attempts
>>149105243 Is this actually the next fight or some inside joke on 4chan?
>>149108351If their willing to do Among Us vs Fall Guys, then they'd do anything.
Are people pretending like Deku vs Miles won't do well if it's real? Cuckposting doesn't actually impact youtube views anons.
>>149108131Time Trapper is multiple fuckers due to avatar bullshit
Man, Thor fans are sore winners. Despite their boy's most recent fight being a victory, they choose to fixate on another past fight where they believe their character got disrespected. Just like Shadow fans. Maybe Thor should fight Shadow.
>>149108915Thor objectively got disrespected.
Thor Unironically beats Simรณn because he wouldn't give him time to catch up to his strength
>>149107638I love how one of the head editors at Marvel saw the Vegeta vs. Thor death battle and said that Thor's stats were hyperinflated. And people still think that Thor was somehow lowballed in that fight. Or that this match is somehow accurate.
>>149108947>Brevoort>reading comicsLMAO!
>>149108947>>>>>>>>>>>Brevoort
>>149108125he is the embodiment of entropy and a rebellious timeline. his identity fluctuates.
not a big deal if you are above entropy
>>149108947>Tom "turning Captain America into a Nazi was a mistake" Brevoort>reading anythingKek.
>when kamala lets you watch her and sam again
>When Ochako lets you watch her and Himiko again
>>149109015Miles only let's white trannys fuck his butt. He wouldnt be intersted in this.
>>149109045But he wrote a fanfic of it though
>>149109045Heโs okay with it as long as he can write fanfiction about watching from the cuck corner afterwards.
>>149108577coyote has been in plenty of projects where he isnt chasing the Road Runner. Dude is way to fucking old to be that consistent. Lol I actually think this fight will end in a tie like Courage and Scooby. These two characters dont have anyway to actually trap or kill eachother forever. Nothing being able to reform from nothing conforms weapons and toonshit doesnt matter. They literally cant kill each other. Coyote could maybe win if he gets the green shit from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit. (He was in that movie but didnt actually use the stuff so him using it in the fight could be see as bamboozling.
>>149108370>this is a very beloved character>miles>belovedIdc about my hero shitdemia but miles is objectively a shit character. The poster boy of woke comics.
>>149109059Hed have no time. Spider-Trans is always 15 inches deep into Miles' colon.
>>149108351Wily won, didn't he?
>>149108767Struck while the iron was frozen, that time
>>149109085This was before he took the plunge on Spider-Gwen's noob tube. Miles is now officially buck broken and hes loving it.
>>149109085>kamala writes fanfics shipping superheroes she knows in real life>miles writes fanfic of him as the third wheel in a love triangle with his friends>sam is just a normal person
>>149109082Damn, the full 15 inches of Venom
>>149109085Where did he get that art from?
>>149108091>He also permanently killed the Time TrapperFirst off all that's not true. Second, Death Battle's Kyle already scaled to all of that. Death Battle's Simon will defeat Parallax
>>149109085Man I canโt even imagine what kind of homerotic fanfiction Miles will make of my crossdressing hero Deku and his relationship with his rival Bakugo!
>>149109121The art matches the artstyle of the comic as a whole, so I think in-universe it's a photoshop of real pictures of all three.
>>149108310He was literally paid to make that video. He doesn't even believe half the stuff he is saying.
>>149109139Why'd he photoshop himself doing such a zesty pose?
>>149109085>>149109158This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>149108915Nigga why do you care so much about what other people think lmao
>>149107292What confuses me about this is that the puzzle is clearly finite. ACME might not have ever lied before, but they're clearly lying here. Do you think this is a result of flagging reading standards in education? Toxic credulity? There has to be some reason for this kind of almost demented reasoning.
>>149109110>Spider-Gwen named her tranny buck breaking cock "Venom" How on brand.
>>149108947>taking fucking Brevoortโs word for anythingThat overweight faggot lies through his teeth. Why the hell should you even consider anything he says, dude.
>>149109183Because He's one of the Head Editors
>>149107426>Thor is now unironically worth 3 multiverses as big as DCโs or MarvelโsNow that I think about it, maybe Thor should fight Superman. Theyโve already shown that they can calc absurd shit like Gurren Lagann, why not do Thor vs Superman?
>>149109196Death of the author
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gzIL8_G4Xs&pp=ygUPRmluZCB5b3VyIGZsYW1l
>>149109196Yeah and he petty enough to axe Magikโs run even though it was selling well enough to justify its continuation just because he fucking hated her lmao thatโs still not a good reason for me to take him seriously
>>149108131>He is also Superboy Primethat's wrong too
>>149109183Is what he saying bullshit? Has Thor ever demonstrated this kind of speed while fighting on a planet in the 45+ years he's been around? No.
Power scaler like to use death of the author whenever a creator says something that debunks their headcanon.
>>149109085Miles having a crush on Kamala throughout Champions is actually consistent, but she never reciprocates and has no interest in him, it's completely one sided.
>>149109206Would they actually calc Thorโs strength at multiple multiverses? That just seems way too crazy, even for them to do. The most theyโve gone is some vague statements like โall of creationโ or โthe entire omniverseโ but theyโve never touched on multiverses. Plural.
>>149109223>casually ends Magik's story overpowering its author>thatโs still not a good reason for me to take him seriouslyFeats are Feats.
>>149109233>Power scaler like to use death of the authorYou canโt hide from me, Listroon. I know ESL moon runes when I see it.
>>149109236Thor vs Superman would almost certainly just be placing both high enough they're vaguely equal and leaving it at that so they can talk about other factors. It would end up as Superman's resistances vs Thor's powers. Thor would probably win.
>>149109207That's what He did. Yes.
>>149109234>Miles own fanfiction is not only cope but doesnโt even make him more than just a third wheelHoly mother of KWAB
>>149109219Sonic has no answer to being turned into a chill dog.
>>149109233>Is what he saying bullshit?Yes.
>Has Thor ever demonstrated this kind of speed while fighting on a planet in the 45+ years he's been around?Yes, because heโs fought Ares, Silver Surfer, and Sentry whoโve all been scaled to MFTL or even beyond speed itself. Get with it.
>Power scaler like to use death of the author whenever a creator says something that debunks their headcanon.Youโre an ESL faggot that would bitch about the same thing anyway. And heโs not the writer for the story, just the fag who okays the decisions on the writers taking the storiesโ directions.
>>149109256He really wanted to watch Peter BLEACH Kamala.
Deku vs Miles might just be a worse waiting period than Aang vs Gayshit
>>149109236They should but I donโt think so. They called the speed of Goku and Superman immeasurable, even though Superman had the greater speed overall. Though we could actually see them start calculating Supermanโs higher ends just to compare how his power fares against Thorโs multiverses.
>>149109234Shameik Moore was perfect casting, as it turns out
>>149109234This is weird when Miles own book has him going out with Vulture's daughter.
>>149109247>It would end up as Superman's resistances vs Thor's powers. Thor would probably win.How so? What exactly would Thor have the edge over Superman?
>>149109267Sonic's Chaos Emeralds would just resist Bowser's magic. Power ring matrix from the Archie comics also resists magic. But idk if the guy who wants Sonic vs Bowser wants to keep it to like canon video game stuff or not.
>>149109329>He lets an LLM do his critical thinking for himThat's like asking a thesaurus to do your taxes
>>149107668Sentry (base) is the god tier of heralds, average heralds like Thor should never scale to him
>Marvel has Stan Lee as ToAA.
>Stan Lee was one of many Editors.
>Editors scake to Stan Lee/ToAA.
>Marvelfags wank ToAA.
>But the moment an Editor alters Marvel Cosmology, They whine like crybabies.
Pathetic.
Don't get me started on that time Author Starlin despicted ToAA as a clown named Lens Tean.
>>149109371>Archie Comicsfanfiction with no bearing on anything
>>149105216 (OP)What is your fave Homura MU?
>>149109322Thor has similar resistances but more abilities, a better arsenal, and more experience in combat because of his age, which are all tertiary factors they usually value for multiversal Marvel vs DC fights
>>149109322Their strengths would be roughly equalized. Thor has the strength of 2 skyfathers combined with his own which are all multiversal in their own right while Superman can shatter a multiverse with a single punch after sundipping across an undefined amount of suns. Speedwise, both would also be equal since Supes can race against Wally and Thor can keep up with Sentry and the Surfer who can react and fly faster than the concept of speed itself.
That would be as far as stalemates go for their stats.
Durability would likely be equal but Thor is a god empowered entirely on magic which Superman would have trouble keeping up with. Experience would go to Thor since heโs been fighting for literal years, and was born a million years ago, which beats Superman fighting demons for a whole millennium. Even with Supermanโs multiple sundips, Thorโs Warrior Madness is basically a Kaio-Ken on top of his 3 multiversesโ worth of power. And unleashing his godblast, the full might of all that power, would be more than enough to kill Supes.
>>149109421I liked him as the Final Tower's second boss
>>149109292Aang Vs Aether/Lumineโs waiting period would only be bad because people would spend more time talking about the KS due to either knowing not enough about Genshin or just not liking it, but there would still be people actually discussing the fight.
Miles Vs Deku would literally just be nothing but cuckposting and shitposts and has the potential to be worse than Kratos Vs Asura.
>>149109292It would 100% be worse. Aang vs Gacha would just be boring. Deku and Miles have been made into cuck jokes. It would be endless.
Okay genuine question all shitposting aside, who wins Aang vs Traveler? Does Traveler scale to that one chick carving an island? That's the only thing I know about how strong Genshin is.
>>149109428So basically Superman and Thor are roughly equal in physical stats but Thorโs experience and nature as a magical thunder god, on top of his other mystical attributes that Superman has no resistances to, would net Thor the win?
>>149109371Most likely it's game Sonic vs Bowerser.
>>149109474More or less.
Supermanโs kind of set up to be this insurmountable character that no one can beat, but invites a challenge for those that can. You canโt wipe him from reality physically, spiritually, or temporally, because of his nature as DCโs ultimate goody two-shoes which means that in order to beat him, youโd have to go about it the hard way and take him directly head-on. When heโs done absurd shit like destroy a multiverse with one blow, or hit the Ant-monitor hard enough to reboot all of DC continuity, then it definitely seems pretty hopeless to match him band for band. Luckily, Thor has just enough to match him straight-up, and he can cover all of Supermanโs other attributes with his own.
>>149109442>Aang Vs Aether/LumineWould they be using Aether or Lumine for the traveler? My moneyโs on Aether because the alliteration rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
>>149109381Zly vs the Xeelee
>>149109244>>149109269Wow going full grammar nazi all because I forgot a 's'. KEK.
>Yes, because heโs fought Ares, Silver Surfer, and Sentry whoโve all been scaled to MFTL or even beyond speed itself. Get with it.Translation: "No. Thor has never actually shown this kind of speed while fighting on a planet at all. I'm just scaling his combat speed to the space travel speed of him and other Characters and Ares. Even thou one of the head editors said That Herald's space travel speed doesn't apply to their combat speed while fighting on a planet."
But you know what? If you can post a scan of Thor moving at these speeds while fighting on a planet? I'll take it all back.
>>149109381Super Sonic 2 vs Fury Bowser.
>>149109371that's technology. Super Sonic doesn't get every power that anyone or any machine uses rings as a battery for. Knuckles doesn't even have the same abilities between different chaos forms.
>>149109473Aang is universe level now, trust
>>149109473If you look at their base stats then Aether has the edge. He can scale to
Lisa creating a country spanning storm with her Elemental Skill
Venti and Zhongli throwing mountains and city block sized stones
Stormterror creating, well, storms over Mondstadt
Raiden cutting an island in half, generating a storm over Inazuma for years, and killing an island sized bird
And has general relativistic/LS feats like dodging lightning.
Compared to Aangโs base which is way less impressive
Scaling to Earthbenders who can push buildings
Fire and Water benders who can destroy giant metal machinery
Toph who can stop a massive library from sinking
When Avatar State is used then the stats get more even, since Aang gets the power of Avatars like Kiyoshi and Roku who could push island and activate volcanoes. If you get into their higher scaling then youโve got things like Aang being above the Moon spirit who could control the moon, and Aether being comparable to Adepti who can create solar system sized dimensions and Archeons who can destroy fake skies. As it stands though, Aether has more muscle than Aang while also being faster, and it doesnโt help that none of Aangโs hax like bending stealing would work since Aether can teleport to a State of the Seven at any time and get his Elemental abilities back.
>>149109563>Even thou one of the head editors said That Herald's space travel speed doesn't apply to their combat speed while fighting on a planet>fag hits melty status so hard, he randomly forgets letters and randomly capitalizes others because heโs typing really fast to prove somethingOof ouchy owie!
>>149109572It's Eggman harnessing the power of the Power Ring Matrix which Arch Sonic inherently has which resists magic. But from what im seeing it doesnt really matter because its Game Sonic vs Game Bowser.
>>149109581Couldnโt Aang scale to the other avatars though? Didnโt one of them (Kiyoshi?) do some continent-level stuff?
>>149109554Most likely Aether since heโs the canon good twin.
>click a DB thread for the first time in days
>read "ouchy owie!"
>leave the thread
>>149109596Listroon really isnโt beating the ESL allegations, is he now?
>>149109219Sonic has no answer to being cooked like a chilli dog
>>149109608>Most likely Aether since heโs the canon good twinWait so Lumine is the evil twin? I havenโt played Genshit in years so Iโm out of the loop. When did the game decide on that?
>>149105898>Could Zatanna beat SimonNo
>>149105898>Could Zatanna beat Simon?Yes
>>149109612Listroon is 100% ESL, he calls contrasts "anti-connections"
>>149109630>>149109631Thanks for the input, samefag
>>149108088>Interesting, the first time the AI didn't just say outright who wins. It's being all wishy washy.Yes. AI is not supposed to be right, it's supposed to be convincing.
this is probably pointed out by now but at 0:33 in spiral of emotion you can hear a sorairo days motif, and at 1:13 you can hear a motif that's paying tribute to justice league unlimited. you can hear them fused into one right at the end, too.
https://youtu.be/eOfG8do4XxI?si=HOxsWxEC_m_TDGoc
>>149109638>he calls contrasts "anti-connections"What the fuck lmao
>>149108101Now that Sony will own WB KINGTos will be above this law. Meaning he solos DC.
>>149109607Yeah thatโs who he scales to with the Avatar State. Kyoshi scaling would even the strength stat a bit, itโs just that sheโd be competing against a guy who cuts up and tosses mountains like theyโre weeds from a garden and a chick who keeps her country in a 24/7 Storm based chastity cage.
>>149109627Less โevilโ more โI wanna build that old kingdom we lived together inโ, but Lumineโs been on the Abyssโ side since we first got introduced to Liyue, so a long while. Aether, in all of the promotional art and whatnot, is the twin whose story weโre following.
>>149105705Unironically Ribrianne
>>149109666>Aether, in all of the promotional art and whatnot, is the twin whose story weโre following.Oh, so in all the promo material Lumineโs been set up as the big bad? So that means Aether is technically the canon main character despite being able to pick between the two of them.
>>149109596>>149109612You're fixating on capitalization because you don't have a counterargument. Cool โ concessions accepted.
>>149109612He's a Mexican living in the US
>>149109695NTA but fuck off tripfag
>>149109025>Her and Bakugou*
>>149109666But what about the Spirit World? Isnโt that a whole dimension that DB could wank into being infinite to give Aang an edge? Especially since Aang can just reincarnate after in a different body.
>>149109702Bakugou too fixated on Deku bussy
>There are public 14 year olds inhabiting the DB community right now
GRIM
ESLs have waroed your minds.
>posting gay porn
DekuandMilesSCHOLAR!
Itโs really funny how listroon got real insecure about his ESL when everyone pointed it out that he proceeded to overcorrect and act formal about it lel
>>149109709Reddit is full of young children, was that a surprise to you?
>>149109473Traveler has better stats and skills but Aang has higher potential wank
>>149109108only Dick is allowed to be weird
>>149109703>Isnโt that a whole dimension that DB could wank into being infinite to give Aang an edge?well, how did that work for Aizen?
>AmeriJOBBERS try to use language manipulation hax for their one wincon in the argument
>ESLCHADS smash through their hax with raw facts and logic like Simon smashing through the Source Wall
Absoloot BOWNDLESS BEESTS!!!
honestly with how it's going now Miles vs Deku may actually have a good wait period, nobody likes either character meaning we'll just be shitposting about them for fun and then when someone comes to defend one of them we can mock them for liking such shitty characters
Just letting you guys know Tom's winning this
>>149109757Because the verse caps at hill level
>>149109759>>ESLCHADS smash through their hax with raw facts and logic like Simon smashing through the Source Walltrue
but listtroon is still a faggot that shoukd jump off a bridge
>>149109709Reddit is full of Teenagers and toddlers, the whole obsession with shipping and the hyperfixation on that one NPC from Shigaraki Vs Mahito is a dead giveaway
>>149109563Thor fought MYTHOS who absorbed the entire World Tree, making him omnipresent, has traveled to and from Asgard which is an immeasurable distance away, reacted to Mjolnir instantly flying back from the furthest edge of creation on its own, scales to Valkyrie who searched the entirety of the Ten Realms in the blink of an eye, fly to the Far Shore, and search every corner of the Netherrealms in a short time to look for GR Robbie. There are more but these are some of the more recent ones. He also scales to Odin who has similar feats as well
>>149109759I honestly don't care about this language at all, nor do I respect it enough to bother with proper grammar.
As long as my posts are readable I'm okay.
>>149109679Basically yeah. There have been promo art pieces where itโs only Aether, but the 5.7 promo basically confirmed that heโs the canon twin we use.
>>149109703Avatar reincarnation wouldnโt let Aang fight forever. That next Avatar still needs to grow up and I donโt think Aether nor Lumine are in the business of curb stomping kids.
>Isnโt that a whole dimension that DB could wank into being infinite to give Aang an edgeAdepti are capable of creating numerous, potentially universe sized, dimensions and storing them in the Serenitea Pot, and theyโre not even remotely comparable to Archeons or even Harbingers. Beyond the Spirit World not really being able to be scaled to anyone, Aether would have better arguments for that level even if the Imaginarum Theater is ignored.
>>149109779Why does she have this many matchups
>>149109781This sounds awfully familiar to Kratos's "feats"
>>149109773>the hyperfixation on that one NPC from Shigaraki Vs Mahitowhy did you have to remind me of thaaat?
>>149109773Does that mean 4chan is filled with teenagers and toddlers?
>>149109795But Thor ain't bald
>>149109794a fuckton of characters have a bunch of matchups, hell multiple templates exist to catalog them
>>149109807Partially, zoomers and gen Alpha are tech illiterate and genuinely think 4Chan is a scary illegal place that will get you killed if you lurk there.
Most 4chan users are adults with the mental maturity of a Teenager and sometimes a toddler.
>>149108922That's just your double y-chromosome talking.
>>149109381Gigan vs Conquest
>>149109795But Thor can destroy a mountain.
>>149109795Tohru's got this.
>>149109795Who do you think SHITos traced it from?
>>149109899Who the fuck even is the chick on the left.
>>149109916Fate Grand Order Quetzalcoatl
Post Thor destroying a mountain
>>149108776There's now way it won't do well, Spiderverse is still popular and MHA, even though it ended has its fans. It's just that no one cares about these characters here
>>149109795Who do you think SHITor traced it from?
>>149107657How long did it take?
>>149109695Please, ladies first.
>>149109728Aww, what's wrong? Can't nitpick my grammar anymore? Poor baby.
I guess you'll have to accept the L now.
>replying this late
lol hes mad
>>149109773>the hyperfixation on that one NPC from Shigaraki Vs Mahito is a dead giveawayIโm still pissed at how that completely killed the hype for Chiefslayer, and how they admitted to doing it on purpose because it was a โtoxic spite episodeโ and they wanted to sabotage it.
>>149109995He also appears to be getting his posts proofread
>>149108139The 'reboot thing' was literally the same comic he 'died' in.
>>149109980>>149109990>>149110003AIIIIIIEEEEEEE I KNEEL THOR SAMA!
>>149109980>>149109990>>149110003Just because we never seen KINGtos do this doesn't mean he couldn't.
>>149110005plebbiters hate discussion and banter, aren't they talking about sabotaging hulkzilla? I saw it when trying to look for spoilers
>>149110012Kratosbros........
>>149110012>>149110024STOOOOOOP STOOOOOOP! I SURRENDER AGAINST YOUR FEATS, PLEASE STOP POSTING!
>>149110005if they were smart they would've just what we did and just fill the thread full of unrelated cuck fantasies and then have 35% of the wait period have the site be fucking dead
>>149105243No one likes the nigger and the other one is just a lame naruto clone.
>>149110005>>149110022For a group that purports to love the show, they're talking a lot about sabotaging episodes
>>149110022Redditors plan on shitposting during Hulkzilla because that MU somehow was present during every other waiting period and the fans of it were just nuisances basically.
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THE POWER AND THE MAJESTY
>>149110033Kek Superman said this.
>>149110053Black Tom scales to Black Frieza and gapes Siss E
>>149105243Deku is for Lee, Miles was fine for Static
>>149109400Kill yourself listtroon.
S-Stop destroying mountains already.... I'm sorry... please don't destroy my verse...
>>149110042Waiting periods and discussions donโt impact the episode. If they were talking about boycotting the show and not watching Hulk Vs Godzilla or Chief Vs Slayer specifically itโd be different. This is just to get back at posters within their community, not to fuck with the show itself.
>>149110058Nah Deku is for Tsuna. Lee already had his best and no one cares about Peter Darker.
>>149110024as the only unironic Kratos fan here I'm by default the one and only Kratosbro and as the only Kratosbro I say this was pretty cool
>>149110080I'm an ironic kratos bro tho
>>149105373But, anon, spider-thief is a cuck just like Deku.....
>>149109794Just troons flinging shit at the wall, as usual.