Thread 149107887

There's cartoons with "comedy" in them, but no actual comedy cartoons with a focus on falling anvils/pianos/safes, wild takes, actual funny jokes and slap stick violence as seen in Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes and Popeye.

It's like for every 10 billion Invisibles we only get 1 Looney Tunes Cartoons out of it, and it isn't even that good.

Yes, Looney Tunes Cartoons puts everything Studio Mir shat out of it's ass to shame, but it isn't good enough.

Entire genre feels lean/bone dry depending on what you consider, like Looney Tunes Cartoons is definitively an comedy cartoon but idk is Animaniacs'2020 or Tiny Toons Looniversity an comedy cartoon? Short answer, no, they're insults to their originals.

And it cant just be that there's no market for comedy cartoons cuz like Super Mario exists which is just as fun as the cartoons of the second half of the 80s and 90s and people fucking love Super Mario, what gives? Cartoonists not being allowed to make actual cartoons that follow the Preston Blair book to the T anymore and instead have have script writers shit diarrhea out of their asses and show that for 22+ minutes?

No wonder why live action YouTubers took over.

New generation of animators had their heads up their butts and thought cartoony cartoons were inferior to anime

>>149107950
This.

>>149107887 (OP)
>but no actual comedy cartoons with a focus on falling anvils/pianos/safes
Looney Tunes wasn't about falling anvils

>>149107957
Yes it was, just not all the time.

>>149107957
It was a show that feature an anvil from time to time.
Shows with two characters escalating antics in an antagonistic fashion just work, so I get what you mean, the set up and characters matter a lot but fuck it if stuff from Yosemite Sam or Elmer cartoons don't make me laugh, I don't think there's a cartoon with them on that I didn't laugh at least once.

This is a bait thread. Look at the tranime chick in the picture. OP is a known schizo.

>>149108001
Not a bait thread.
Nothing tranime about it.
There are no schizo in this thread.

>>149108036
Shut up famicon, we know it

>>149107887 (OP)
/tv/ /v/ /co/ COMEDY ANYTHI*NG IS GONE because this is a generation of sensitive snowflakes and dishonest retards.

You need honesty and a thick skin in order to do comedy. AND AHAHAHA THIS GENERATION, let's not even get started on this pathetic excuse of a "generation".

>>149107887 (OP)
Why is the girl from Hamtaro there?

>>149107950
>>149108893
These. Also making worse are butchered reboots/revivals of Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, and Clone High and certain western showrunners wanting lore shows that feel like self-indulgent, therapy sessions instead of good old-fashioned comedy shows.

>>149108973
>Why is the girl from Hamtaro there?
This. She's very out of place in OP's pic. Just swap her out with either Tom and Jerry, Yakko/Wakko/Dot, and/or some other Looney Tunes/Nicktoons/Cartoon Cartoon characters.

Hell, even /a/ comedy like Shin-Chan, Super Milk-Chan, Pop Team Epic, or even Cromartie High School might have been better choices for that pic than her.

>>149110050
*making matters worse

>>149107887 (OP)
Dude, cartoons aren't meant to be funny anymore and they aren't even aimed at kids.
They're all woke faggot shit aimed at liberal adults.
They'd find something wrong with every character in that image.

>>149108973
The image is made by an autist who keeps making similar images. If you ever see Hamtaro on /co/ it's probably him.

Kill yourself, famicom.
Everyone else, report him en masse for violating >>>/global/rules/9 and >>>/global/rules/10
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=149107887

>>149107887 (OP)
Shut the FUCK up, Famicom

>>149108893
Shut up vogelfag

>>149108973
Gold standard of female characters, she is in the same leagues as Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, Popeye and Woody Woodpecker in terms of greatness.

Grandness on the other hand, there is only 1 character fits that bill, and his name is Fred Flintstone.
>>149110050
Read above, Laura is not out of place and puts Shin-Chan, Super Milk-Chan, Pop Team Epic, or even Cromartie High School to shame.

Cardcaptor Sakura, Fushigi Maho Fan Fan Pharmacy, Ojamajo Doremi, Mirumo De Pon (aka the show/manga where Laura's baby sitter Katie Minami originated from) and Twin Princesses Of Wonder Planet would be a better comparison, and Laura still puts all of them to shame.
>>149110152
That image wasn't made by the OP of this thread, but both images were made by normies.

>>149111225
>Grandness on the other hand, there is only 1 character fits that bill, and his name is Fred Flintstone.
The most correct post ever posted on /co/.

>>149111258
He isn't called Grand Dad for nothing.

>>149107887 (OP)
Blame the millennial women in charge.
They keep forcing woke shit upon everyone and now everyone is tired of it.

REMEMBER!
If you keep forcing stuff on others, they will eventually get tired of it.
Every single Disney film is failing because of this reason.
>>149108001
What are you gonna do mass report? You guys do it anyway when you don't get your way while acting like literal children.
You could learn to ignore, but no let's derail an entire thread because an Anon you don't like is posting.

>>149107887 (OP)
Pretty sure they still make them like the one with the bear and the lemmings.

>>149111281
We really need another John K to stop this nightmare, except not a groomer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBo7Tqpty0
This has happened before, what is going on with Toshihiko Masuda now is what happened to Joe Barbera back in the 1970s and 1980s.

>>149111281
An autistic pedophile enabling another autistic pedophile. Heartwarming.

>>149111662
Meant to reply to
>>149111258

>>149111662
No, extremely far from it.

>>149111679
No I didn't
>>149111683
Cope

>>149111662
>>149111679
No, extremely far from it.

>>149111695
Shit I meant to reply to
>>149110711

>>149111695
You're delulu, seek help.

>>149111727
Nope

>>149111731
>seek help
Follow your own advice nigga

>>149111662
There's no pedo

>>149111738
Why do I keep doing it here
>>149111299
I need to control my anger

>>149111756
Anon he's not the one throwing a fit over cartoons.
Try stepping outside for a minute and come back.

>>149111845
>>149111662

>>149111869
No, far from it.

>>149111869
Sorry I keep doing it I meant it was for
>>149111695

>>149112043
Nope
>>149111947
Yes, very much so

Autism derailing aside my thoughts are it's that the execs and the people they hire are to blame for the lack of comedy cartoons.

They would rather greenlight safe cartoons over unique ones which has caused a moral exhaustion to the point everyone now sees cartoons as some millennial woman's trauma dump sessions because they got rejected 25 years ago and still hasn't moved on.

>>149112085
No.
>>149112160
Zoomer, not millennial.

>>149112545
Anon I'm saying Millennial women. The men are cool, but you guys need to start calling out your girls.
We do ours and they aren't doing the gay faggot shit anymore and are actually 95 percent normal now. Bullying works, you just gotta commit to it.

REMEMBER!
Be the change you wanna be.

>>149111281
>>149112582
>gay faggot shit
Doremi is a great example of that, since only gay faggots and pedophiles like (You) watch that shit and spam it on a regular basis.

>inb4 s-s-sorry meant to reply to
Yeah, no. Grow the fuck up already.

>>149112582
Normies hate gay shit and have been avoiding anything with gay shit in it, it's part of why MeTV Toons took off the way it did.

>>149112640
Exactly Anon, stop focusing on the negatives and be the change you wanna be.
Push cartoons that aren't degenerate shit. All the cartoons are online, it's just the new generation needs guidance to them.
Ignore all the naysayers and keep pushing, it's been great seeing Gen Z and A waking up.

>>149107887 (OP)
slapstick comedy requires lots of movement
movement is expensive

>>149112608
Normies watch Ojamajo Doremi, Ojamajo Doremi isn't Kodomo No Jikan.

>>149112640
>>149112667
>>149112684
You two cunts deserve each other.

>>149112684
>Doremi's mom.
Beautiful choice!
I prefer Aiko's mother though.

>>149112684
>Ojamajo Doremi isn't Kodomo No Jikan.
Newsflash! They’re both pedo shit!

>>149112719
Says who?
Anon saying something and something being true are 2 different things.

>>149112673
Charles Solomon once said this about movement.

>Boys and girls want comedy and lots of it
>No naughty language.
>Girls and women must be treated with respect and be loaded with as much character development as their male counterparts.
>Neurotic monsters want less and less of both of these, boys should be watching nothing but fighting and treating women as sex objects. etc
>Execs reduce comedy, quality animation that is done on at least 2s (12FPs), expensive Japanese studios who pay their staff actual money instead of grains of rice because they KNOW how to time pose and settle and 30+ piece orchestra composing the music for every episode and never reusing any music and everyone is pre-synced (meaning the sound is done before the animation), because of this
>Comedy scenes are relatively expensive, better reduce them even further, ditch whatever that exist to the cheapest sweat shop in the Philippines that can't time, pose nor settle to save their lives!
>Next show has one gag per episode, cost buttons to make
>The shrews don't know or care, continue to complain the shows for kids are too funny
>The exec is still unhappy, MULTIPLE buttons on one episode? Make this shit cheaper!
>Repeat ad nauseum.
>Cartoons aren't made for Timmy and Trixie anymore, they're made for Timmy's monster who lives under his bed who hates everything he likes who is made of nylon (the stuff the nets of butterfly nets are made from) so Cosmo and Wanda are powerless against said monster.

A teacher even said this to the T, proving Charles Solomon to be right on this.

>>149112684
HAWT!

>>149112737
Wow, nailed it right on the head.

>>149112715
Laura's mom is better.
>>149112719
No, they're not, Doremi is a normie anime that is loved by millions of people, Kodomo No Jikan is pedo content.

>>149112732
What I said is true.

>>149112788
I know.
>>149112806
Thank you.

>>149112810
>Doremi is a diarrhea anime that is loved by millions of pedophiles

FTFY

>>149112816
>"What I say goes just because chuds, I'M THE BOSS HERE "

>>149112737
Charles Solomon never said a single word of that. Unless you have a source backing all that bullshit up, which I doubt you have.

>>149112810
I like milfs regardless.
Both are good!

>>149112839
>that filename
>that image
Yes Birchy, (You) are stupid and retarded.

>>149112830
No, Ojamajo Doremi isn't Kodomo No Jikan, get that though your thick skull.

>>149112874
Sorry meant to reply to
>>149112810

>>149112873
They sure are.

>>149112737
What an interesting man, he's not wrong though.
>>149112885
Anon don't feed the bait, keep posting more milfs.

>>149112888
Grow up.

>>149107887 (OP)
When was the last time we even had a good comedy cartoon? No I'm not counting the Looney Tunes revivals, those felt too try hard to me

>>149112885
They’re both pedo shit, and you’re an autistic retard who should have been permabanned a long time ago.

>>149112857
Yes, he did, he also said this about Netflix Scott Pilgrim as well.

>The worst thing you can do in Japan is leach off of foreigners and here we are seeing Science Saru doing the unthinkable, the show is unwatchable at best so I won't bog you too much with it, but in Japanese culture it it a much higher privilege and is significantly better to work for a black company then it is to leach off of foreigners because what you're doing is local and is helping Japan's economy, there has been attempts by Zainichi Koreans to leach off of foreign companies since Korea has done nothing but leach off of others but Japanese locals are too smart to fall for such a awful trick and is instead just telling them to buzz off which is why it has got so bad that even major politicians are begging the country to not touch foreign companies as working for foreign companies are even worse then working for a black company; The sooner that Sanseito or the Conservative Party of Japan takes over the Japanese government or at least Sanae Takaichi becomes Japan's next prime minister the sooner Japan will be out of this hellhole.
>>149112900
Alot of the MILF content I have is NSFW, but I see what SFW content I have.

>>149112947
No, they're not.
>>149112924
Post season 9-B (as well as 9-B itself) of SpongeBob is still legit.

>>149112950
He never said that, either. However, (You) have said multiple times.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22The%20worst%20thing%20you%20can%20do%20in%20Japan%20is%20leach%20off%20of%20foreigners%22/

Show me a source for either of those quotes. Prove he actually said any of that.

>they're mass reporting.
And you wonder why conservatives won, you guys are acting like literal children.
>>149112970
SpongeBob has been alright under Davis, she's been a good sport.

>>149113078
>they're mass reporting.
For good reason.

>>149112947
Said who?
You don't represent everyone Anon.
You can get mad and mass report all you want, but that's not gonna change anything and will just amplify it.

>>149113090
>"WAHHHHH WEEBS ARE RUINING THE WEEB SITE AND POSTING ANIME IM GONNA BE AN ANNOYING BITCH ABOUT HELP ME DADDY MODS"

This
>>149112947
applies to (You) too
>>149113105

>>149113118
calm down buddy

>>149113129
Sorry meant to reply to (you)
>>149113090

>>149113118
>"IM GONNA BE AN ANNOYING BITCH AND SPAM ANIME ON A WESTERN CARTOONS BOARD WAHHHH"
You have an entire board for that
>>>/a/
I suggest you use it.

Autism aside, it's kinda crazy that slapstick isn't as big as it used to be.
Normies just lost interest i guess.

>>149113141
Nope I meant to reply to
>>149113078
>>149113105
>>149113118

>>149113153
No.

>>149113170
Shit I did it again!
>>149112970
>>149113090
>>149113136

>>149113196
Nope.
>>149113078
>>149113105
>>149113118
>>149113181

>>149113163
It also doesn't help that streaming ruined it too, too many things getting dropped instead of waiting a week like the good ol days has made everyone exhausted and wanting more unique shows and movies.

>>149113000
Yes, he did.