Thread 149108272

Spider-man is the best superhero, period.

Cool gimmick, cool costume, cool story, cool everything.

Nah, he's a nerd.

Nah, not anymore

organic webs > synthetic webs

>>149108331
that's gay and goes againts peter parker's whole character

>>149108335
no it doesnt

>>149108335
It doesn't, sperg. Can't be SPIDER-Man, if you don't have any real spider powers.

spiderman would be better off if he lived in the dc universe.
sure he is oretty cool for being a marvel hero but he suffers from sharing the same city with every other marvel superhero.

>>149108345
>He doesn't like Spider-Man hanging out with the Fantastic Four
Are you a faggot or something?

>>149108272 (OP)
Batman mogs spooderman in terms of classic story count. Shit, Daredevil does too.

>>149108373
But Baman and Pidermans are friends.

>>149108410
they are the best of friends.

>>149108272 (OP)
Post the REAL Spider-Man.

Spider-man always worked best as the luckless loner underdog trying to do good while fate fucks him over.

That's harder to do now that he's the single most popular Marvel character and in the top five of all comics publishing. Success may have been Spider-man's greatest enemy.

>>149108610
>rying to do good while fate fucks him over
Then why keep doing it?

>>149109119
Yes, Peter should just give up, let Paul be Spider-Man and commit suicide.

>>149108610
>Spider-man always worked best as the luckless loner underdog trying to do good while fate fucks him over.
So he works best now considering the amount of schizos surrounding him to devalue his existence including the exec editor himself? Quit justifying ragebait writing.

>>149108272 (OP)
he's a cuck

>>149108272 (OP)
>Spider-man is the best superhero, period.
his personal life is a train wreck.his first love Gwen killed by the green goblin. His marriage with MJ erased by him making a deal with Mephisto. MJ leaves for him another man named paul the list goes on and on.

>>149108272 (OP)
has the hottest girlfriends too.

>>149108373
>B-b-batfag m-mo-AAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK

>>149108272 (OP)
Yes. And thinking otherwise because of bad decisions made in bad runs isn't a good reason because of the fact that most Spiderfags are talking about his first three or four decades

>>149108610
>now that he's the single most popular Marvel character
That's been the case since at least 1965
>in the top five of all comics publishing
And this since at least the late 70s. And they still were releasing good comics. There are also people that say that MJ doesn't works, for the same reasons. But in the 80s and early 90s he still had good stories. She's necessary for character development. The problem will always be bad writers and editors

>>149110027
Is there any creature on earth more embarrassing than powerscalers?

>>149108373
I can count good Daredevil stories in one hand.

>>149111608
>implying you can kill God

>>149111151
its "on one hand", you dont count IN your hand unless you have like beans or gumballs or someshit. Plus, spiderman has 0 classic stories.

>>149108546
>>149111673
>OH, OTHER PEOPLE FEEL A CERTAIN WAY? WELL, I’M SO DEPENDANT ON SAYING THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYONE TO GET ATTENTION! SEE HOW YOU SEEEEETHE? AHAHAHA I AM SO COOL!
Either seek help or just kys.

>>149111917
Your rage is so sweet.

>>149111961
It's actually pity at this point.

>149108546
how do I permamute this faggot and never see him again?

>>149112009
You can't. You're stuck with me.

>>149108546
>>149111673
>>149111961
>>149112049
You do know he's a eunuch, right?

>>149112108
No, his dick is just so big that mortals can't comprehend it.

>>149112133
Nope. Eunuch. It was canonically confirmed. That's why his dad made fake kids for him.

>>149108331
Nah, organics are disgusting

>>149108331
If they were organic, they would NOT come from the wrist.

>>149112252
>applying logic arbitrarily in an inherently illogical premise and superpower
kill yourself

>>149112252
Jessica already has the fingertips so he should be wrist

>>149112193
He didn't have any problem fucking MJ the traitor before she became Venom. He specifically says that's why she hasn't received his godly seed recently.

>>149112379
Kissing n' hugging =/= full on sex

>>149112649
Don't be naive, autist.

>>149112379
Should've been Carol

>>149112379
If he’s such a Chad then why hasn’t he raped Dylan Brock yet?

Checkmate, nigger!

>>149108272 (OP)
Spider-Man is woke. Has always been woke, and I'm surprised at how many anti woke people still like him.

>>149113145
eh, comics as a medium generally lean left considering the sci-fi and fantasy backgrounds and left-leaning people are generally more creative and willing to engage

>>149113174
>left-leaning people are generally more creative and willing to engage
Too bad too many of them got faggy and churned out trash no one wants.