It would unironically be goated if Stella were to cheat on Stolas with a human male. Too bad the reality we live in would not allow for this.

>It would unironically be goated if Stella were to fuck my self insert

>>149114751
That's how most fiction authors think though

>fucks his wife
>fucks his daughter
>fucks his step daughter
>steals his fathers affection
>steals his magic book
>steals his mansion(BTFOs andre after he got it from stolas)
>BTFOs his imp fucktoy

he cant keep getting away with it

>>149114773
>implying Demon Anon would cheat on Via with her mom
>or even try to get her approval to bang her mother
Our guy loves his wife too much to hurt her, thank you

>>149114773
>implying Demon Anon would cheat on Via with her mom
>or even try to get her approval to bang her mother
>or anyone else for that matter
Our guy loves his wife too much to hurt her by violating their marriage, especially after what her father did, thank you

>>149114751
Correct

>>149114857
I mean alternate versions of him, everything else still applies though
And the best part? Stolas is perfectly ok with it, he more or less planned for anon to replace him so he could go and eat imp dick for the rest of his life

>>149114751
Yes

>>149114929
Oh if they're mutually exclusive potential options that's different.
>he more or less planned for anon to replace him so he could go and eat imp dick for the rest of his life
Kek, I suspect this is why Paimon would accept a human, because he's lazy and Stolas is such a disappointment that following the path of least resistance is the better option.

>>149114751
>It would unironically be goated if Stella were to fuck me
ftfy

>>149114658 (OP)
It wouldn't be cheating, since they aren't a couple anymore. But yes, I think Stella deserves to have her ending be that she escapes to the Human world in a Human disguise and finds a man who loves her, finds her attractive and teaches her to be humble.

>>149114658 (OP)
no it wouldn't

>>149114658 (OP)
All the single Helluva Boss females should end up with human males, and whenever there isnt a human male by their side all the characters should say "Where is your/my human male lover"?

>>149115315
>Stella is stripped of her goetia abilities, turned into a human and banished to Earth

>>149115366
>Show is a comedy
>Every single female lusts after Agent One besides Loona
>Series focuses on Agent One fighting them off because the Torah says pre marital sex is wrong and makes Elijah cry

>>149115373
>Humanfied Stella gets sent to Earth
>goes from being apart of the elite to having literally nothing expect the clothes on her now featherless back
>doesn't really have any marketable skills
>in other words, she's basically completely fucked
>almost immediately she has to start begging just to survive
>after some time living on the streets of whatever Human shithole city she was banished to, a kind and handsome churchgoer spots her on his way to church
>offers to buy her lunch and some new clothes
>Stella is immediately suspicious and somewhat hostile because she's already had a bunch of other men try to offer her money in exchange for sexual favors
>but she is pretty hungry so she goes with him
>he buys her some simple but nice clothes and a combo meal from some greasy burger place
>asks her if she wants to go to church with him
>since she is still a demon (she thinks), she almost immediately turns down the idea
>but she thinks she can con some more free shit out of him by playing along
>that was the original plan, anyway
>being shown genuine kindness and affection broke the walls around her heart
>3 years later they're married
>5 years after that they already have four kids together
>40 years after that they're both old and grey, their love still strong despite the long life they shared
>she dies of old age surrounded by her new family, scared that she'll just get sent back to Hell
>he dies not long after
>he wakes up in heaven
>first thing he sees is a big white bird lady waiting for him
>thinks its an angel
>turns out its Stella welcoming him to the Ever-After
>first words out of his mouth upon realizing its his wife is "Why are you a bird?"
>she just tells him that it's a long story

>>149115623
>"Why are you a bird."
>"God loves HMOFA."

>>149114658 (OP)
Cheating is bad, he should take care of her daughter and her genderswaped wife

>>149115860
>These two offer you a threesome
Would you accept, bros?
On one hand, fem stolas is probably very eager to please and wiling to do whatever you want
On the other, fem blitzo is probably gonna peg you...

>Stolas makes you dinner.
>It's a rat.

>>149115954
>Styx eats the rat

>>149114658 (OP)
So... he was right after all?

>>149115860
>>149115939
You're a weird guy, anon.

>>149115623
Kino.

>>149115939
>Blitzo in any form
Enjoy your hell AIDS

>>149114751
I mean Stolas and Blitzo are just dumb fujo wish fulfilment so be nothing out of left field

>>149115860
This won't end well...

>>149115860
Stolisa looks hungry. I think she should eat something.

>>149116261
t.

>>149116313
grotesque design

>>149116329
I kinda like it, shes supposed to be a literal demon, after all, shes not just a human woman with an owl head

>>149116261
I want a burger.

>>149116329
She is not supposed to be "sexy". She is just a creature from hell. Loona is sexy or Autismosica Retardday

>>149116470
Have several. You're a growing boy. Share them with your waifu.

>>149116535
One burger with onions and mushrooms, bitte.

>>149116544
Have three. Have five.

Architectbros... how do you know Bee wouldn't be the architect in your relationship?

What if your favorite owl girl actually looked like an owl?

>>149116666
>satan quads
I'd give her a cracker.

>>149114658 (OP)
>as retaliation she tries to cheat by dominating an even lesser being, a human man
>actually gets slapped
>gets taken to pound town until she learns her place

>>149116580
She will be perfected.

>>149114658 (OP)
>Be Stella
>Fed up with all this gay shit
>Fed up with Andre
>Even kind of fed up with Octavia, though it makes you feel bad
>Decides to steal the grimoire to see for yourself what this human world is about and to get out of hell to catch a break.
>Teleport to some bumfuck town
>Walk around for a bit, gazing at the scenery and the "people"
>Humans are even duller and more disgusting then sinners.
>Had enough
>Goes to a nearby forest to avoid the onlookers and nincompoops while the sun is starting to set.
>Deeper in the woods you realise your disguise is waning, it's quite difficult to keep it up.
>You're not as magically proficient as you thought
>Poof into your bird form
>Instantly a couple of feet larger
>You hear panicked ruffling behind you
>Some stunted, sweaty human wearing sport gear and sunglasses is flat on the ground, looking up at you, amazed and terrified.
>He must've been hiking, alone
>He keeps looking, removes his sunglasses
>Stupid, human eyes look at you in awe
>A mixture of embarresment, disgust and pridefullness rile you up
>"What?!"
>He's somewhat spooked by your outburst, but he keeps on looking.
>You realise you've made a huge mistake coming here
>How will you fix this?
>"Are you real?"
>God, humans are stupid
>"Yes" you say, before turning you're back to him. "And you never saw me"
>Walk away.
>you must've been red all over
>"Wait!"
>Despite yourself, you stop
>"You look fucking awesome!"
>A sudden excitement you've never felt before takes over you.
>It wasn't a mistake to come here
>Oh no, far from it.

90% of these greens are just
>Stella leaves Stolas
>meets a human
>and he sticks his PENIS in her PUSSY

>>149117137
>Anon, you're always hanging around that weird bird lady, what is it with you?
>I just think she's neat!

>>149117228
And that's a good thing.

>>149117228
10/10 romance, Viv could never.

>be me
>human man
>find a tall cockney bird in my chicken coop
>bend her over and fuck her in the pussy
>nine months later
>egg
>make omelet
>cockney bird is depressed

>>149117315
You're suppose to love and cherish the egg, not eat the egg, you fool.

>>149117337
we will make more

>>149117315
do not

>>149117405
its my chicken i can do what i want with it

>>149117228
>Be me.
>Meet cockney secretary bird.
>Smush her fat breasts.

>Stella Thread
Quite Good
>>149115623
Very Nice
>>149114857
Anon in any form, variant, version or sex. Is strictly monogamous
>>149115439
>Agent One has to defend his virginity from an assortment of female demons
>He only has his eyes set for Agent Two and her wonderous posterior
>>149115699
Blessed
>>149115813
Oh dear....

>>149117315
I'll make you into an omelet, bitch.

BIRDS ARE NOT MAMALLIANS THEY CANNOT HAVE TITS STOP WITH THESE THREADS!!!

>>149117472
i will prepare a nice little nook for my prized bird to lay her eggs in

>>149117485
Its just fluff and feathers.

>>149117228
The reason why Stella fucking a human is great is because it's a form of spitefull one-up-manship. You're stupid husband decides to fuck a low class imp? Well guess what, I fucked a human.
If it would eventually result in a loving and more stable relationship then Stolas or Blitzo could ever hope to get, all the better.

>>149117485
Keel screaming and I'll draw her with fat breasts and nipples

>>149117606
Ahhhhh nooo don't do that that would be terrible.

>>149117485
No, but they do have behinds

>>149117485
Satan gave them titties to seduce and corrupt human men.

>>149117228
Nothing wrong with those kind of greens every now and then
>>149117485
Which is why there needs to be right amount for balance
>>149117315
I think god should kill you
>>149116329
It's a neat design
It's what its from that's grotesque

>>149117741
i think this cockney bird should lay the eggs i helped fertilize directly into my mouth

>>149117485
This
Those arent tits, they are chest tuffs

>stella trips over uneven stonework
>falls straight on her face
>hear loud cracking noises
>she begins sobbing as yellow and red liquid seeps from her flat chest through her dress
>'were those...?'
>'they were fertilized, anon!'

>>149114658 (OP)
Stella isn’t married anymore and NTR is a shit fetish.

>>149117812
>

>>149117813
Indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ajUKNg2b0
this with stella

>>149114658 (OP)
She'd probably would if she didn't think them to be inferior.

So, would demon anon be more powerful than an overlord, assuming he "ascends" to demonhood?
Would he be allowed to go beyond pride and into other circles?
What about returning to earth, would he be able to do that?
Would he become a proper member of the goetias or just a sinner with a fancy title?

>>149118007
I see him as a 'weak' goetia, stronger than overlords but weaker than his peers. But as a goetia, he can travel to other circles or earth. If Lilith can ascend to a full fledged demon, Anon can too.

>Flood infected Stella

do you think stella ever strained and pushed out an egg and accidentally flushed it

>>149118114
>You are forced to kill "Stella" after she turned into of those things

Im getting some serious incest vibes from this guy's art

>>149117463
>He only has his eyes set for Agent Two and her wonderous posterior

>One is an insanely innocent boy scout type
>not full autist manchild
>but he's saving himself till marriage, doesn't do drugs or drink, always tries to drive the speed limit, etc
>has an innocent schoolboy crush on Two but is too chivalrous to act on it
>he's consistently horrified by the demonesses trying to lure him into degeneracy

>>149118221
>"Ooooh 'Viiiiiaaaaaaa~"
>Said a gurgling voice down the hall, a familiar silhouette on the hallway.
>"Where is Mama's favorite girl..."
>It begins to change, head lolluping around as it shuffles and lurches forward, strange thin whips with fuzzy ends raised around it.

>>149117137
>You and your new human "friend" have become quite acquinted with each other.
>Sneak out every once in a while to have some fun.
>He practically worships you, is in love with your feathers
>Pruning.ex
>Whilst lying in bed get to talking
>"So what do you do in Hell?"
>You're confused, you've allready explained your role as a Goetia noble
>He knows how gratefull he must be to be even in this position, cuddling up to you
>"No, like, what do you do?"
>...
>"As in what do you do for fun? Any hobbies? You must do something to pass time except just drinking."
>...
>"...please tell me you don't just sit around and drink all day?"
>A sudden awereness of burried misery resurfaces.
>You do drink a lot...
>You have your social gatherings
>You have Octavia, but the contact between you two has all but diminished.
>Stolas is useless
>What do you do?
>See you're little human look at you with concerned little eyes...
What are some good hobbies for Stella?
hat are some good hobbies for Stella?

>>149118331
>What are some good hobbies for Stella?
>hat are some good hobbies for Stella?
She does hat making as a hobby.

>>149118268
https://youtu.be/I9Doo9ajCyQ
>>149118252
>One was at first horrified after all these demonesses lusting after him
>but Now it's gotten to a point where he's desensitized and actually annoyed by it
>Some are kidnapping him to take him on dates

>One and Two have had to fight anon and octavia in multiple occasions
>They know each other well by now, they know anon is an odd one, as far as cultists go, being unwilling to kill them, and that octavia is very inexperienced, yet with a lot of raw power
>They find out about anon's plan of demonic ascendance
>The ritual has to be carried on earth due to it being in the middle between heaven and hell(or something idk)
>They need to stop it, not only because who knows how powerful and dangerous he might become, but also because they believe anon can still be saved
>They reach the ritual site right as its about to end
>Anon sees them and does pic related just as he sheds his mortal flesh and becomes a true demon

>>149118540
Ok but make this Kabbalist!One and Sinner!Two so they at least have a shot even if Anon still overpowers both.

>>149118565
>Kabbalist!One
>Sinner!Two
maybe there is too much threadcanon

>>149118540
Kek based

>>149116313
>In color

>>149118331
Hiking could be one, I can see her being a nature lover
It could also be a way for her connect with Octavia similar to how Stolas could or would've with the arcane arts

>>149118619
>show is boring and goes out of its way to ruin good ideas
>anons make up stories that while just as stupid are way more fun than the real show

>>149114658 (OP)
This but with striker.

>>149118739
Nah, Striker is only marginally less gay than the rest of the Imps in the show.

>>149118268
>All of hell is infected and Via has to destroy everything just to survive only to rule over a dead realm

>>149118739
>Cowgirl Imps

>anon and octavia have been a couple officially for a few weeks
>They want to spice things up and experiment
>Octavia decides to possess anon
>After all, whats more intimate than literally sharing a body with your loved one?
>Turns out, possessions are hardly intimate, kinky or even pleasurable
>The act itself is one of domination, the demon possessing the mortal needs from the start to enter with the purpose of subduing and controlling the human in question
>Its not a lover X lover relationship, more of a master X slave dynamic
>And octavia didnt want to take over anon's body
>What ends up happening is that she sort of inhabits half of him while the other half remains his own
>Its cramped, its hard to make heads or tails of whats going on and its not very enjoyable for either party
>They decide to call it quits and go back to cuddling the normal way, then they find out theres a small problem
>Octavia has no idea how to get out
>Now they must work together in controlling the same body and going over to stolas to fix their fuck up, hopefully without making it any weirder than it has to be

>>149118832
Cue intrusive thoughts from Octavia about what it’d be like to jack off like this

>>149118910
... would Anon hear these thoughts since she's literally in his head?

>>149118910
>"Hey anon, you know, i was wondering-"
"Let me stop you right there via, i can hear your thoughts, remember? Now is not the time."
>"Ah, alright..."
>...
>"But what if-"
"No"
>"Pff, bloody killjoy"

>>149118934
Well they'd be sharing the same body & mind so yes they would

>>149116580
Wait until her final form

>>149114658 (OP)
>unironically be goated
Why do people talk like this now

>>149119063
Because I'm a zoomer Euro who learned English from the internet.

>>149118782
He is the only character that has been disgusted at every gay remark in the show.

Just cummed.

>>149119603
to what?

Big. Fat. Imp. Ass.

You don't like Stella. You like the idealised Stella you've built up in your head, but if you dated the actual Stella, you would be suicidal in a week.

>>149121718
How is this any different than all the idealized versions of characters people make fanfiction of in these threads (except Octavia who doesn’t need to be changed at all to be endearing).

>>149121754
I just think it's funny that they keep making it clearer and clearer that she's an absolute piece of shit and it just makes people like you simp for her harder.