Thread 149115175

How in the world has Felicia not gotten knocked up yet? Especially with her and Peter now fucking on the regular.

>>149115175 (OP)
tubes tied

Don’t worry. She’ll be impregnated soon.

>>149115202
That would be something she would do. But she seems the type to play it risky as well

>>149115175 (OP)
I like how Peter is the only guy she sleeps with. If Peter was cool he'd be getting a lot of threesomes with Felicia and her girlfriends. But sadly he's a traditional one woman guy, too afraid to make his literal dreams come true.

>>149115336
He's still with Shay while also banging Felicia. I don't think there is a girl that is promiscuous in their circle to do it. And I don't think Felicia's exes are keen to taking dick

>>149115267
Funny enough miles is getting his own black cat it seems like. As in a theif girl who is black. The jokes write themselves. Guess it isn't starling.

>>149115368
If anyone knows where to find another bisexual girl and get a threesome going, it's Felicia.

>>149115575
She's been mostly dating full on lesbians though. It is funny how there isn't a peep of complaining from twitter how Felicia goes through women like clothes in her closet.

>>149115609
Felicia has bi-dar. She knows who's down for both, even if she doesn't get with them. Just a hint and she'll make a mental note. Go out with Peter to a nice party and as soon as one girl gives a glance to both she's the +1 in their bedroom for the night. That is if Peter was daring enough for it.
>twitter
Even if they did I wouldn't know unless some anon makes a thread about it. Then I'd hide it because who the fuck cares?

>>149115175 (OP)
Uses bad luck power on the sperm.

>>149115175 (OP)
anal and oral only
nature's contraceptive

>>149115846
Or Peter has insane pull out game

>>149115175 (OP)
She's a lesbian

>>149115175 (OP)
>>149115202
>>149115296
This could be possible considering she's a sexual assault victim as per Kevin Smith story.
>>149116032
She's bi

>>149115336
I think he might be down if MJ is involved

>>149115336
>>149115368
Honestly, Shay would probably be down for it if they were going steady. She seems like the kind of chick that'd be an absolute freak if you had her respect.

>>149116160
No, she's Peter's blandest love interest in every aspect, including freakiness.

>>149116032
Disney Nu Marvel is not canon

>>149115175 (OP)
The pill

>>149116521
Yes it is.
Peter and MJ were never married.

>>149115175 (OP)
We ever had a Marvel official Cannon version of a Spider-Man and Felicia child?

>>149116629
do all his kids inherit spider abilities? some AUs they have them and others its never brought up
i know USM its possible for Richard to have them but opted not to(which didn't seem like a smart decision)

When an old Spider-Man writer suggested that would happen, it was shot down.

>>149116917
It was shot down by Shooter because
>Spider-Man has an illegitimate kid
Would be a terrible story for the character in the long term, and could only ever end with the kid being put up for adoption, or the baby being aborted.

>>149116965
cape writers love killing kids or giving them the worst life imaginable for whatever reason

>>149116965
Wolverine, Charles Xavier, the Hulk, the Punisher, Hank Pym, White Tiger, etc. all have bastard children.
Why not Spidey?

>>149116993
>Why shouldn't Mr Responsibility have a bastard child he's in no position to raise
Gee I dunno anon

>>149115519
If she ends up reformed, she can hang out with Lana and Tiana as I.B.S. Girls, Inc.

>>149116993
Most of those happened in the 21st century. This was back when superheroes pretended to be heroes.

>>149115175 (OP)
they have such bad chemistry

why would Felicia be interested in spiderdork? I feel like it's more in-character for her to prefer the strong and silent type, like Kenshiro

>>149117280
Lowe stop shitposting on 4chan and kill yourself already. We're all waiting for it

>>149117051
That's why he needs to step up and take care of his kid.

>>149116032
A lesbian doesn't ask a man if he wants to fool around.

>>149116965
That would probably the most glaring example of responsibility Peter could have outside of being spider-man. Since one could see Felicia leaving NYC and Peter being in the dark about it. The ps4 game had a good basis for it

>>149115519
He’s had that with the vultures grand daughter for a while now

>>149116094
My friend's girl is like that too. She's a rape victim, but she always wants his dick.

>>149117748
Looks like he's getting another one

>>149116509
it's kind of impressive how much of a nothingburger she is

>>149116094
>She's bi
All the prettiest girls are bi, both fictional and real.

>>149116032
All women are lesbians

>>149118977
This.

>>149116509
>she's Peter's blandest love interest in every aspect
No, that's precisely why she'd be the absolute freakiest. She's a bland bitch that has a lot of standards, but if Peter meets them, then she'd totally be down for stuff like Felicia being a cuckcake that Peter holds in full nelson so she can piss/squirt on a picture of Shay's mother that's taped to her chest. It's not that she'd ravenously be down for anything, it's even the most extreme request would be reacted to like it's vanilla.

>>149116509
Even over carlie cooper?

>>149115267
Oh is that what his suit looks like now? It's almost good just with a few hiccups throughout.

>>149116521
Has Peter ever been raped? I know he was turned into a mutant spider and impregnated.

>>149115175 (OP)
John Byrne is going blind and this fuck isn't

>>149120372
By the writers, yes

>>149115336
The last guy I remember her fucking was Batroc.

>>149116521
You're right, Spider-Man is still a married man

>>149116965
Spider man finding out he had a kid he didn't know about from years ago and attempting to do the right thing and connect with them even if it may be hard actually sounds like something that would fit a spiderman story. At least until the editorial board makes him sacrifice it to mephisto to bring back aunt may again or something.

>>149120536
Plot twist: Peter's little bastard has the soul of Aunt May, to resurrect Aunt May back into her old elderly self the baby will have to be killed
Alternatively
>Aunt May is still alive
>kid has the soul of Uncle Ben
>smokes a joint from the Demogoblin and suddenly remembers his past life
>sacrifices himself to save Aunt May frolic being killed

>>149120394
Life is a bitch

>>149120536
I just don't think it's a narratively fulfilling or even viable story in the long term
>Spider-Man now has a kid he has to take care of, and should by all rights be his highest priority
>This kid has zero build up beyond a shock storyline
>It is the culmination of nothing, and doesn't represent any growth from the character
>Logically, Peter should stop being Spider-Man and try to get his shit together in his personal life so he can be a good father
>But he won't because the book requires him to be Spider-Man
>So this child will either have to go away somehow, and Spider-Man will become an absentee father
It has all the narrative issues that come with Spider-Man having a kid, but with none of the benefits that it came with originally when it was baby May. It could be an interesting story in an AU, but it would be poison to any long running version of the character

>>149119700
I'd say so, the initial BND love interests are probably the best post-OMD love interests he's had. It just went downhill from there.

>>149120822
Life will pay for this

>>149116695
Depends on the continuity = depends on how the writer feels about it

>>149116695
I can't think of any who didn't. Current USM is different in that he got his powers well after having kids

>>149115175 (OP)
>>149116521
>>149116629
can't get pregnant anymore

>>149121554
>doesn't know how bad luck powers work
Educate yourself

Sorry, but only one man's seed belongs in Felicia's womb.

>>149121669
Wanting to get pregnant means that those will make it so that she will never be.

>>149121703
Has Julia ever shown interest in Peter? Or did the artist just add her because she's a spider woman.

>>149122001
Peter? You misunderstand. It's Paulin' time.

>>149121703
>>149122008
Eunuch

>>149122629
Paul's dick is just too big for mortals to comprehend.

>>149121669
>>149121808
If that were the case Felicia would've gotten pregnant when she wouldn't have wanted to and that would've been the drama.

>>149122849
>Paul takes "go fucked yourself" literally
kek

>>149115175 (OP)
If she got knocked up, Peter wouldn't have a reason to go back to Mary Jane.

>>149120372
>Has Peter ever been raped?
Yes. He has canonically been raped and has his first time with a man.

>>149115175 (OP)
obviously he's nutting on her face, in her hair, on her tits, up her ass and over her back

>>149116521
>>149116629
Out of all the girls that been in Peter's life (and ignoring the Symbiote), Felicia is a really ride or die bitch for him. If she died because of one of his villains, I think Peter would fucking crash out harder than when Gwen died.

>>149123662
If you ignore all those times she’s betrayed Peter and been actively antagonistic to him sure

>>149117092
I think the only exception that's from earlier is Xavier, and that's probably a mix of Claremont having compliant editors and enough pull to largely do whatever he wanted, and Xavier not really being a character Marvel were merchandizing to kids.

Hank Pym's kid is actually via his first wife though, unless there's some other kid as well as Nadia. When did the Punisher get a new kid?

>>149115736
Nah, even his nut has Parker luck.

>>149122001
>Has Julia ever shown interest in Peter? Or did the artist just add her because she's a spider woman.
Just because she's a Spider-Woman, same as Jessica, I don't remember her ever having anything with Peter either. And Sue's just there because of the retarded "wouldn't it be hilarious if Peter cucked Reed?" haremfag assholes. Those idiots deserve Paul, even if nobody else does.

>>149120394
They both should go blind desu

>>149123700
How bad did she betrayed Spider-Man besides the time she became an Edgelord Mafia Queen pen?

>>149123700
Black Cat's betrayals was ultimately to steal some shit. She never really gone out of her way to harm him for real for real.

>>149116153
the true ending

>>149115175 (OP)
>Peter is going to space
>Black cat is a fuck buddy
>MJ is Venom
Wtf is wrong with this timeline?

>>149124583
>>Peter is going to space
Why?

>>149124393
Even that time when Peter caught her with The Foreigner and said he was a bad lay?

>>149123474
Paul will be all and all will be Paul and all will be well.

>>149124830
This can't be healthy for you. Please, seek help.

>>149115267
NOOOOOOO
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUUCCCCKKKK OFFFFF

>>149123501
All depends on Felicia's reaction to it

>>149124800
Black cat was just being a pissy ex at the time. Considering she has gone on to fuck Peter mutiple times after that and actively seeks him out.

>>149115175 (OP)
cute

>>149125274
I'm a rage-eater, I need to get lots of rage in my diet to be healthy.

>>149125419
Too bad. All you're getting is pity.

>>149125437
Until Marvel actually makes Paul the new Spider-Man. I'll never go hungry again.

>>149115175 (OP)
Why does Peter always talk like a loser now who's trying to be funny? He didn't use to talk like this. I have no idea why Felicia is attracted to this guy compared to the Peter she fell for.

>>149115519
>>149117748
Why did Insomniac not use any of Miles characters and instead had him hook up with a deaf girl

Peter... you just have to knock up Felicia... or Silk.. or just go back to the Symbiote. Peter, please.

>>149123516
I wish I could say this doesn't count but I can't.

>>149115175 (OP)
KINO

>>149125482
Not really established. Also vulture in ps4 doesn't seem like they type to be a dad

>>149125464
>Marvel actually makes Paul the new Spider-Man

>>149124603
Because he is too hard to write for the spider-office, so they have to resort to gimmicks like "Peter if he Elon Musk" or "Peter if he Gob" or "Peter if he cosmic".

>>149126081
Has "Peter if he Captain America" happened?

>>149126206
Closest one is Spider-Man Noir. Because honestly, there is no real war for Peter to join to be like Captain America.

Gulf War/Afghanistan/Iraq is literal desert and the public turned on Iraq in a few years which led to a bunch of resentment propaganda and jaded useless wars. While Captain America is ideal of Democracy, heroism, and always fighting as the good guy with America behind him.

Peter's former bully also covered Iraq and shit when he was Venom IIRC.

>>149126206
We are due for an event where everyone gets a specific hero's power. Someone spikes the water supply with super soldier serum. It does nothing for Peter.

>>149126322
How many of those have happened?

>>149120372
Skip molested him.

>>149124830
Paul is leaving in All-New Venom #9. The End of Paul is nigh.

>>149126334
There's one where a bunch of characters got Thor hammers. Spider-Island was when a lot of people got spider powers.

>>149126447
You mean Paul is ascending.

>>149125938
You know it's going to happen sooner or later. They want to make you angry and that would make you really angry, it's a no-brainer.

>>149126562
No, just leaving by way of Knull's blade.

>>149126322
Kek

>>149125419
This is just sad. Genuinely, follow that anon's advice and seek help.

>>149125466
The fact that he's spider-man and she's been obsessed with him.

>>149126552
Feels like it's time for a magic one then. Dr. Strange related or something.

>>149127722
Felicia hasn't been spider-man obsessed in decades.

>>149127754
Inferno?

>>149115175 (OP)
>perfect time to set up Felicia in the MCU with MJ out the picture
>instead the female character in the next movie is rumoured to be Jean

Why?

>>149115175 (OP)
Peter's spider sense warns him not to use the condoms she "prepared" for him.

>>149115175 (OP)
She loves getting abortions.

>>149128173
Do you know of any women with grey hair in their 20s?

>>149128173
>instead the female character in the next movie is rumoured to be Jean
lol

>>149116032
Basically true. She hasn't hooked up with any other guys besides Pete since they revealed her as "bi" in 2020. As soon as G Willow Wilson gets her hands on her in a couple more months, she'll be firmly cemented as a woman who prefers women and probably just refers to Peter and any other guys as the dudes she dated before she realized she was a lesbian.

Hard to get pregnant when all you're doing is hooking up with other women.

>>149115336
>I like how Peter is the only guy she sleeps with.
She's a bisexual woman with money living in New York City.

>>149120394
>John Byrne is going blind and this fuck isn't
from master bating?

>>149128810
Just do what TAS did, give her a tweaked super soldier serum that lets her turn the blonde off and on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isweVjIiims

>>149120810
The weirdest part of this whole idea is the one Spider-Man villain that's a literal demon having fallen on such hard times that he'd be dealing weed to kids.

>>149127756
Except for this past couple of months? Did you not read the latest chapter?

>>149130384
She likes Peter, she isn't obsessed with Spider-Man.

>>149115175 (OP)
Writers not making her pregnant.

>>149130454
Obsessed as in visiting him in the middle of the night after he tanked a nuke and then protecting him. Not the same as her right after BND.

>>149131134
Again, because she's in love with Peter. Not Spiderman.

>>149131244
It's both at this point.

>>149123516
>canon
This is not a 616 story.

>>149130384
>>149127722
read some Spidey comics you fucking boomer