>Hank is in his 50s in 2025
>He was born in the 1970s
>Cotton was in his 20s in WWII
>Cotton was born in the 1920s
>Cotton had Hank in his 50s
???
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6/23/2025, 3:39:28 AM
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There's already some play with KOTH's timeline.
Hank in season one claims to have been born in 1953, but the episode that reveals he was born in New York after a ball game that took place in 1959. In the mono episode Hank and Peggy are confirmed to have been dating in high school in 1973, so that would put him both sometime between 1955 and 1959, maybe 1960 if Hank started high school young, so neither of these matches his 1953 date.
Cotton claims to have been born in 1927, so that would make Hank somewhere between 26 and 33 years old when Hank was born and would make Hank 65-72 now.
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6/23/2025, 3:40:54 AM
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>>149118294 (OP)
Cotton was 14 when he left to fight the Tojos, he strait up admits he lied on his enlistment forms. That would have put him mid 40s at least by time Hank was born
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6/23/2025, 3:57:14 AM
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>>149121445
>>149118294 (OP)
>He was born in the 1970s
where the fuck did you get that?
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6/23/2025, 4:05:21 AM
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>>149122458
>>149118294 (OP)
Propane Powered Time Machine, simple as.
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6/23/2025, 4:12:39 AM
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>>149119047
>>149118294 (OP)
Hank was 41 in 1997. He was born in 1956.
I still wonder if someone could survive with their feet sewn to their knees.
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6/23/2025, 4:16:15 AM
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>>149120072
>>149119002
I doubt it. They did that with a kid at my school who got in a really bad car wreck. He was fine for a couple weeks but then he suddenly dropped dead during class
>>149118294 (OP)
Cotton was 75 when he had GH. He was NEVER impotent.
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6/23/2025, 4:17:59 AM
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6/23/2025, 4:27:11 AM
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>>149119196
>>149119045
God damn I can’t wait to see Good Hank in the Revival.
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6/23/2025, 4:31:22 AM
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>>149120059
>>149119045
>>149119154
I wonder if that's actually his full legal name or if Cotton just said it to piss off Hank.
>>149119002
I saw this one surgical procedure they do where someone has cancer or tissue necrosis in the thigh so they lop it off and reattach the foot backwards so the ankle can work as a knee for prosthetics.
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6/23/2025, 4:40:51 AM
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>>149121489
KOTH didn't need a sequel. Judge is putting more effort into his cop show and it's obvious from how B&B turned out that he doesn't care anymore. He's only “working” on this show to fund his personal projects
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6/23/2025, 5:35:48 AM
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>>149119196
Come on now, anon, don't be ridiculous... of course it's full legal name.
>>149119207
>>149119002
>>149119027
I keep saying it and it will always be true: the human body is a goddamn nightmare
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6/23/2025, 5:47:05 AM
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6/23/2025, 8:06:30 AM
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>>149118812
If he's 50 in 2025, then yeah.
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6/23/2025, 8:15:45 AM
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>>149119337
>obvious from how B&B turned out
What are you talking about? Beavis and Butt-Head still had the magic.
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6/23/2025, 8:28:41 AM
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>>149120072
You know those cool state-of-the-art robohands for amputees? They work through electrodes hooked up to whatever half-mass of muscle that amputee has left. The poor guy might sit there for 30 seconds forcing his brain to scream "FLEX LEFT PECTORAL" in a half-dozen different rhythms, each moving a different finger joint, just to get his false hand to grab a tomato. That's the rest of their life.
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6/23/2025, 11:25:23 AM
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Who was the King of the Hill?
