Why doesn't Mordecai fly? Isn't he supposed to be a bird?

>>149120928 (OP)
weight and mass = mc squared etc etc
mordecai is a human that looks like a bird.

>>149120928 (OP)
Margaret told him that flying is a turn-off for her so Mordecai, being the simp that he is, vowed to never fly again.

>human
>wanted to fuck a literal cloud and a birdgirl

>>149120928 (OP)
He's a fat fuck
Anyways, what the fuck is Muscle Man supposed to be?

>>149120985
think he's a parody of Lou Ferrigno Hulk

>>149121039
I always thought he was supposed to be a Frankenstein monster

>>149120959
i dont think racoons and moles would fall in love either

>>149121039
>>149121044
I just assumed he was a gross guy.

>>149121044
i thought he was just some fat ugly greasy trailer trash that camped at the edge of the park

>>149121049
can human women even date gumball machines?

>>149121064
Benson got hoes

>>149121064
i dont like meat canyon but...
>come have a treat

>>149121072
>all of them are white
>benson kinda looks indian with the top part resembling a hat and the gumballs being the beard

>>149121102
>indian with the top part resembling a hat
if youre trying to call it a fez thats a turkish thing.

>>149121111
>Audrey got canonically TURKED

>>149121064
>>149121102

>>149121194
FUCK YOU BASTARD

>>149121194
IF YOU REDEEM YOU ARE FIRED YOU HEAR BASTEARD BITCHA

>>149121101
MeatCanyon had a lot of good videos early on when it wasn't just a character being extremely gross and actually parodied the source material

>>149121293
i just really liked the regular show video

Why did they give Rigby raccoon characteristics while Mordecai is just some guy

>>149121064
Benson was definitely the coolest Regular Show character. I'm ashamed it took me so long to realize.

>>149121194
no wonder he was always so pissed off

>>149121385
You were saying, asswipe?

Mordecai is a very Jewish name. When's the last time you saw a fling jew?

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>>149121480
I fucking gagged

>>149121194
>Redeemable Shit

>>149121064
Who was the girl in the left?
I know the one in the middle is that spy that Thomas worked with and the one in the right is that bitch who dumped him while he was stuck in space

>>149121436
>>149121480
kek

>>149120954
>flying is a turn-off

WHAT KIND OF PERSON THINKS THAT FUCKING FLYING IS A TURN-OFF

>>149121731
me, i am terrified of flying.
i feel unstable and sick when im 5ft off the ground

>>149120928 (OP)
How can he fly when he has Margaret's hand up his ass

>>149121640
it's the chick he got with when he did the Mississippi Queen thing with Mordecai and Rigby.

>>149121761
isn't it her tongue and beak up his ass? Or is that CJ's?

>>149121761
He has a dick up his ass

>>149120946
Wait, what do you mean he's a human

>>149122202
jcq basically said theyre all humans based on people he knew or knows, just adapted into a weird cartoon.
im sure youve seen 2am in the pm

>>149121731
he would look pretty stupid flapping his arms around