Thread 149123257

In the same place Carlie Cooper and Michele Gonzales are, or at least she will be soon.

>>149123266
and Cindy Moon
and.....

>>149123257 (OP)
>Spider-Gwen being grouped with the other 2 despite barely ever interacting with Peter
I hate this timeline we live in

>>149123257 (OP)
From left to right:
>Peter
>Venom
>Miles

>>149123257 (OP)
Sucking off Peter while he watches

>>149123257 (OP)
in my bedroom along with Carlie, Michele, Cindy, and Jessica

It really does say a lot that they're still playing the classics when they've introduced like 50 fucking girlfriends and went out of their way to make a biological sex slave for him and they've all been forgotten

>>149124390
They aren't going to make a variant cover where every single love interest he has had appears. You have diminishing returns outside of red white and dead.

>>149124482
Cindy should be there aaaaaa

cindy would have better

>>149124658
>>149124809
Just because she can defeat one of the ones in the image in a fight doesn't mean she is allowed to be there.

>>149124658
no she shouldn't. That idiotic pheromones shit was awful

>>149124992
But it is okay when Jessica makes everyone fear or love her.

>>149123257 (OP)
In a ditch somewhere. Just zero interest.

>>149124992
Jessica has the pheromone shit too, eventually writers stopped giving a fuck and the same thing with Cindy too. she should be there irrespective of Dan Slott's yellow fever bullshit

>>149124633
>>149123257 (OP)
FTFY

It's Paulin' time.

>Characters with 30+ year histories vs flavor of the month.

TBF though JSC doesnt like MJ as Venom so he hasnt done any cheesecake of her in that form yet.

>>149125141
Back in your corner, Mr.

>>149123287
Deb Wilson

>>149123266
I miss Michele, honestly, ended up liking her and Norah more than Carlie.

>>149125019
Yeah because she's better

>>149125854
Why don't I remember Michelle?

>>149126244
She was Peter's roommate back during BND.

>>149124375
Paul?

>>149125192
kek

>>149126244
Because she's not worth remembering. Even Marvel itself didn't remember her and decided to name a new character Michelle, confusing Rich Johnston at one point

>>149123257 (OP)
>>149124633
Why is Spider-Gwen there? Didn't they go out of their way to make her younger and make a point of how she's not interested in 616 Peter?

>>149126652
>I'm going stag
Peter it's not the 60's anymore. I don't think anyone knows what that means anymore.

>>149126652
Damn Peter looks ugly as shit, why does she like him?

>>149127641
JRJR has been shit for a long time.

>>149127386
Gwen and Spider-Gwen are the same character

>>149126652
cute

>>149127688
That sounds like retarded bullshit but I wouldn't put it past Marvel.

>>149123266
She's going to Chicago? Grim

>>149125141
kys

>>149127386
The university arc with Peter before the coof read like she was deep in denial over her lust for Peter.

>>149123257 (OP)
She took the picture

>>149129065
What issues where those?

>>149129323
2019 Ghost Spider starting with issue 1. Honestly it's mostly banter but she poses sexily while doing it.

>>149129413
Cheeky brat. He's just trying to help. Peter is way too kind with these Spiders. Also how many times do they have to call him old? wasn't the point of BND to make him younger?

>>149129978
Not old just means he isn't married or has a stable source of income. He can probably remember the moon landing if he thinks hard enough.

>>149125067
why he dressed like that

>>149123257 (OP)
why is marvel afraid of Miguel O'Hara?

>>149125854
>>149126652
I NEED A BITCHY LATINA ROOMMATE

>>149131572
based

Not terrible but Spider-Gwen's universe is kinda lame. Also how hard did this flop for the writer to end up the series in the same issue more things are set up? At least Peter got decent screen time.

>>149123257 (OP)
is her fucking skirt made from newspaper?
what on earths going on with the folding?

>>149129978
She's a teenager, everyone is old compared to her.

>>149123507
get rid of Peter

>>149134088
>Get rid of Spider-Man
That sounds retarded.

>>149134189
I didn't say get rid of Miles

>>149134226
But that's not Spider-Man.

>>149134330
Yes he is, Peter is his sidekick.

>>149129978
How old is too old here? Isn't Peter still supposed to be in his 20s? I met my wife when I was 27 and she was 19.

>>149134408
youre not married and never will be

>>149134426
Proceed to cope and seethe.

>>149134408
Is she fat?

>>149134466
No, we both work out. We met at the gym, hence the calluses >>149134445

>>149134387
Weird fanfiction.

>>149134408
Legal AoC or Half-Plus-Seven Rule, whichever result is higher.

>>27/2 + 7 = 20.5
Fortunately for you, an age gap that fulfills the AoC but violates the Half-Plus-Seven Rule is just considered creepy, not illegal.

>>149134511
Fortunatelly for me, I'm not american and nobody gives a shit.

>>149134489
616 isn't fanfiction.

>>149125854
Bewbs

>>149134511
>needing a math formula to figure out if it's okay for two adults to in a relationship
Americans are mentally ill.

>>149127941
There are now more Spider-Gwen Gwens than there are regular Gwens, and only a handful of those are from alt universes, the rest are just the main Peter's Gwens who happen to become Spider-Gwens

They'll probably merge 616 with 65 Gwen soon as well somhow

>>149134810
It's not only Americans doing it on social media
Look closely at the accounts

>>149135043
Feminazis aren't true representatives of their countries.

>>149131572
They don't want you, chudlet.

>>149125854
>>149126652
Paul would be a better roommate for her, he should fuck her too.

>>149134583
>I'm not american
*unfortunate for you then, thirdie

>>149133173
It was supposed to go til at least issue 12 but covid happened and Marvel stopped everything.

>>149129413
>sexily
Where?

>>149136057
Makes more sense. I totally forgot about covid.

>>149125108
no

>>149123257 (OP)
Now that I think about it, have any of Peter's new love interests even gotten a variant cover?

>>149139206
Yeah bro trust me, Shay will get a cover any day now

>>149133678
kys

>>149139206
Silk maybe? It's pretty funny how more than a decade after OMD they haven't come up with more iconic girls.

>>149141355
They're too impatient, they discard every new girl they introduce almost immediately. They could probably create a moderately popular love interest if they stuck with her for more than 50 issues.

>>149124633
Norman should kill MJ and Felicia too

>>149141355
basically >>149141875
they don't have time to catch on and with the decompressed nature of comics you get a small window of interaction so they basically can't catch on then a new writer hops on and introduces their own fetish bait

>>149142710
Shut up nigga

>>149127688
Since when?

>>149144145
I think he's talking about her upcoming run where she'll be moving to 616 permanently.

If you were the next writer for the next run what new romantic interest would you write for Peter? Assuming you can't undo OMD of course. I would write not!MJ because I want Peter to really be into redheads.

>>149144734
Intentionally stupid nonsense that doesn't fit Spider-Man. Like a barbarian woman from the past who carries a magical sword, get mistaken for a boy constantly despite having huge breasts, and her name is something like Danya Whytmann. Spends her time sitting on Peter's couch, having to be convinced that you don't need to behead purse snatchers, and drinking beer since Peter won't. Peter is annoyed and confused the whole time. When leaving for her own time she kisses Spider-Man and calls him Peter since she didn't realize that it was a secret, but nobody else hears it.

>>149123257 (OP)
>>149124633
Why do this look like the cover for porn

>>149129978
>will take shit from women
>will be an asshole to Venom and his own clones even when they are clearly doing good
Writers are shit.

>>149144734
Since this thread reminded me of her, Michele Gonzales. But it would be like When Harry Met Sally, so she would appear every once in a while and have their story progress gradually.

But since it's a Spider-Man comic, just as they were about get together Mephisto would show up and reveal that them getting together would actually destroy the universe. So they're forced to have have their memories of each other wiped and are stuck a loop forever. Also, throw Paul in there somewhere with a pinch of Carlie Cooper.

>>149145274
No idea. But I really, really, wish it was.

>>149145274
It's just a bit suggestive but I wish they were wearing something else, maid outfits maybe.

is amazing spiderman good? i was thinking about reading(online for free)

>>149145746
kino

>>149145746
>throw Paul in there somewhere
Why? First thing any new writer should do is kill him.

>>149146334
Because Peter can never be happy, obviously.

>>149146334
>>149147067
And it made my initial pitch better

>>149147078
No it didn't. Look at this anon's pitch >>149145162 didn't need to insert Paul in order to not give Peter a happy ending.

>>149147225
I guess you're right

>>149147225
Parting from a manic pixie dream girl as friends is still too positive an ending. He needs to suffer more.

>>149147378
i actually kind of liked your original idea

>>149145746
Liked it up until the Paul part

>>149147225
Nah they're right, Miles or Paul need to cuck him at least once

>>149144145
Since always, it's like being confused that Raimi Spider-Man and comic Spider-Man are the same character, they're just different universe versions of the same character

>>149147866
Did someone say... P-P-P-PAAAAAUUUUULLLLL?

>>149145162
>That time when MJ became a host to the soul of Red Sonja

>>149123257 (OP)
Now theyre givin MJ freckles on her legs??! Unnecessary Revisionism continues :(

>>149145746
Paul will haunt Peter's character forever lmao

>>149148814
She is her descendant, plus being a hero is in her veins.

>>149150679
Oh, I thought that was just a one-off thing and poking fun at it.
Kinda weird on a big picture sort of view and makes sense Mephisto would want to kill their unborn child and break them up considering the implications.

>>149150743
it IS just a one-off thing, I don't think it's really something Marvel even remembers, let alone consider canon

not enough porn comics of MJ as Red Sonja though

>>149150768
Presumably Red Sonja would have a lot of descendants. Maybe even something like unified redhead origin where MJ, Black Widow, Hellcat, Bethany, Firestar, and Jean Grey all share common ancestry 10000+ years ago.

>>149151429
I could actually see this being a thing.
And then, The Council of Redheads

>>149148699
wtf bro

>>149147448
>He needs to suffer more.
Why do editors keep on taking their frustations on Peter?

>>149153478
It's fun

>>149154228
But the comics suck because of it.

>>149154836
Lian Tang would save them