Thread 149131894

What male on male fights would have ended in a hookup had one been genderswapped

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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>>149131894 (OP)
I wouldn't be surprised if Shao Kahn took what is essentially a female Ermac (FemBison) as a concubine

>>149131894 (OP)
Miles is 100% gonna win

They can easily just say that even if the vibranium coat was just .0001% as durable as vibranium, it makes Miles able to tank anything deku can do.

Post characters that are considered multiversal despite being pathetic jobbers, I’ll start.

Most of the new season feels like effortless filler, more so than prior ones.

Is this the last realistic JJK win or is there any other JJK MU that can happen and also ends with a W for the JJK character?

>>149131946
Yuta vs Shirou, Yuji vs Denji depending who you ask , Todo vs Okayasu

Post DB characters playing basketball, the most powerful sportball game of all time

>>149131946
There should be plenty, but the matchups themselves are boring/stupid, like Sans vs Gojo.

>>149131894 (OP)
"Y-You're exactly like Spider-Man... but black!

You must be a villian trying to impersonate him!"

Could Deku stop the Rhino? If we get a straight answer to this then Deku beats miles.

>I'M THE REAL SPIDERM-
*SLAP*
>DA FUCK U WUZ GON SAY MILES?
>uh..erhh..I-I-
*Deku grabs Miles by the throat*
>LOOK ME IN DA EYEZ WHEN I IZ SPEAKING, NIGGER!!!!!
*SLAP*
>y-yes si-
*SLAP* *PUNCH*
>YES SIR!! YES SI-
*SLAP* *KICK*
>AAHHHHHH!!! YES SIRR!!! YES SIRR!!!
*Miles starts bawling, his clitty is completely opened like a floodgate, leaking twp sissy fluids*
*Deku picks up Miles by the throat, raising him to his feet then grabs Miles's soft malleable skull with both his hands, slightly lifting him up in the air until their eyes meet*
>LOOK HERE MUTHAFUCKA, IF IZ EVER CATCH YOU SAYING YOU CAN BEAT MA ACTUAL CITY LEVEL FEATS, I WILL BEAT YOU TILLZ YOU PURPLE NIGGA. I WILL RAPE YOU TILLZ YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT!!!!
*Deku drops Miles to the ground, and unzips his pants. A massive BWC unfolds and two grapefurit sized balls flop out of his tights*
>DONTCHOOZ EVER DISRESPECT ME NIGGGGA!!!!
*Deku grabs his massive member and starts pissing on Miles's head. Miles is now curled up and crying in a ball as he is showered with warm quirked up piss*
>DRINK UP BITCH NIGGA!!!!
*Deku kicks a puddle of pee and it sloshes into Miles's mouth*
>I SAID DRINK FOO!!!!
*KICK* *KICK*
>AHHHHHH NOOOOOO STOP!!! STOP PLEASE!!!
*Miles collapses and vomits a handfull of blood and teeth on Deku's feet*
>NIGGA WATCHYOO DOIN!!!??? WATCHYOO JUS DO NIGGA!!!!!!! AWWWWW HELL NAWWWW!!!!
*PUNCH* *PUNCH* *KICK* *STOMP*
>N-NOO-NOOOOO AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HELLLP ME!!! PETER!!!! GWEN!!!! KAMALA!!!!! WAIT NO STOP FUCKING SAM IN MY IMAGINATION!!!!!! HELP M- ACK!!!
*PLUS ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA HARLEM DESTROYING 13TH AMENDMENT SHATTERING SMAAAAASH*
*Miles is now dead, his body is lying in a fresh pool of piss, blood, and grey matter*
*Deku starts jerking his BWC and busts a fat nut on Miles's caved in head while thinking about the dicking he's going to give Peni*
>uhh shit nigga... SHIEEEET NIGGA, phew...
*spit*
>punk ass timmy bitch.
*Deku stomps Miles's head one more time then loots his corpse and leaves the scene*

This fanart almost makes me like Alucard Vs Makima as a fight (rather than just a Makima free win)

>>149131943
>character us canonically outerversal
>but he loses in the wiki summary, I mean movie, I mean miniseries, I mean book.

>>149131959
I'd hate to see Okuyasu lose cause he never gets to win his own fights in his home series.

>>149131894 (OP)
Isnt Superman not even 1/10 as valuable as dragon ball?

>>149131968
Kek canon

>Female Homelander having a n Elektra complex/daddy kink vs Nolan

Nice

>>149131959
Okuyasu actually could probably win against Todo though he would just end up swiping like crazy which could fuck up todo's clapping.

>/dbg/
>Diddy Blud General
ain't no way

>>149131976
I mean, that’s kinda why he would lose. He’s not as competent as Todo and when it comes to fighting, he’s definitely not as good at H2H.

>R > F
Suggsversing faggotry
>Outerverses
Suggsversing faggotry
>Hyperverses
Suggsversing faggotry
>Multiverses
Suggsversing faggotry
>Universes
Suggsversing faggotry
>Galaxy superclusters
Suggsversing faggotry
>Galaxy
Suggsversing faggotry
>Solar system
Suggsversing faggotry
>Planetary
Suggsversing faggotry

>>149132001
Freddy will turn it into the diddy blud general after he RAPES Pennywise.

>>149131986
He’s never done that in his life

>>149131933
Kill yourself listroon

>>149131894 (OP)
Cute and Canon!

>WELCOME BACK, DEKU. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER, FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A B.... A B-B.... A BLACK MAN? YOU PAID A N-N-N-N-NIGGER BABOON TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, DEKU?

>DEKU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH, YOU KNOW WHITE QUIRKHAVER ARYANS CANNOT GIVE MONEY TO APES LIKE ME, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET NIGGERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY BOYFR-I MEAN, GWEN, DEKU, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE TRANNY WHORE WHO'S FUCKING MY JAPANESE SIDE CHICK AND MY MOM HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST Therewolf Media IS BLASTING Reiði, THE SUMPTUOUS HEAVENLY SOUNDTRACK TO KRATOS VS ASURA, IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A NIGGER THIEF WHO STOLE A BETTER HERO'S TITLE, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST QU*RKLESS BL*CK M*N, DEKU, YOU STUPID FUCKING MUTIE!

>LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Spiral of Emotion" BY Brandon Yates, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DEKU? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DEKU???

>IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER QUIRK HAVING PEOPLE...)
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE DEKU, YOU DUMB FUCKING MUTIE, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D BE AT A 2-0 TO FLATSCANS LIKE ASTA ON DEATH BATTLE, YOU SHOULD BE REALLY GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU.

>>149132013
Swiping a bunch? He has done that a bunch like in the red hot chili peppers fight or when he fought josuke.

>>149131967
Yes he could Rhino isn't that tough
>He can fight hul-
Who hasn't fought hulk at this point?
>He can punch someone into spac-
Still struggles against a guy who can't bust buildings

>>149132002
Who takes stats out of the two?

Would Hulk smash?

>>149131967
you can beat rhino by just avoiding him and then throwing something into his mouth to make him choke, mineta arguably solos

>>149132048
He can smash her laundry.

>>149131943
>Nighty night, bitch!

>>149132033
You mean he struggles against an AGILE opponent who is canonically pulling his punches? Who would've guessed a slow hulking guy has a challenge with an agile spider man.

>>149132046
realistic? todo is just way too strong and fast for okuyasu
swan tier jojo faggoting? okuyasu is city level and ftl so he stomps the entirety of JJK

>>149132046
Hmmm….. the Hand should be below Crazy Diamond, and Hierophant Green was like, unable to lift a car. But Yuji early could lift a car so I would say strength goes to Tood for being able to rock Yuji and train him.

This should go the same for durability, but Okuyasu is obviously more vulnerable than the Hand while Todo well, scales to his own punches.

Speed wise, JJK taps out at Mach 3 ish idk recall, which should still be enough to manage against slightl below bullet catching.

>>149132051
Yeah it helps that rhino is easy to bait/out smart but he is pretty dangerous despite being a retard

BRING US ED EDD N EDDY

>>149131894 (OP)
SuperSISSY should be the genderbent character thoughbeit.

>>149132057
reminder that Freddy can is not only nigh invulnerable in the dream world, but he can possess people in the waking world, as well as manifest himself and use his powers while outside as well, and has even broken out in to the real (our) world and killed people, even when they're not asleep

>>149132084
WHO, WHOO, and WHOOEY?

>>149131959
>Yuta vs Shirou
Picrel? Yuta wins that?
I'm going to be honest I don't know shit about Fate but the few things I've heard about it make it sound like the verse is way above JJK's usual power levels
>Yuji vs Denji
I think it's likely for them to give Denji the Win
>Todo vs Okayasu
First of all let's be real, this MU is extremely unlikely to Happen in the first place.
And while I do think Todo should win, in DB experience and intelligence are a meme, and with the... Peculiar way DB scales stands The Hand might end up as a FTL building buster abomination that erases Todo from the face of the planet... Without using it's ability

>>149132081
He's just inconsistent. Sometimes you have, well, Daredevil beating him in a single page. Sometimes he fights Hulk and Spidey says he's afraid of him

>>149132091
Pennywisebros he can do everything our villain can (supposedly) do but without jobbing to literal kids……..

>>149132100
...Is what I would say if I was a filthy secondary.

>>149132109
But enough about PennyKEKS who need Dark Tower to wank their fraud.

>>149132078
Didn't Jotaro say that Crazy Diamond is as strong as star platinum? Shouldn't he be somewhat around that ball park physical damage wise at least
>>149132097
Yuji vs Denji is a 50/50 matchup excluding sukuna and pochita being added into the mix

>>149131968
>Reddit is mocking Deku for losing and having pick a fight against a Street tier to get any W
You know what? I'm okay with that.
Deku gets a W but everyone just shits on him because he had to look for a weaker opponent to ever win anything.

I-I can't destroy a mountain...

>>149132121
>you have seen /dbg/ be mentally braindamaged to the point they are arguing to not use things from the series they came from

>>149132127
Pennywise…

>>149132127
Kratos...

>>149132092
It's CHAD, CHADD N CHADDY to you, BITCH.

>>149132127
Pennywise you can’t even destroy literal children…

>>149132127
JJK...

>>149131908
Tom didn't need his gacha to get universal feats, Wile needed his scaling to win.
Bugs is also a playable character in said gacha and Death Battle clearly came as close as they could to saying Tom is more or less a Looney Tune, which is why the gun works on him in the first place. They just didn't want to go all the way because that would imply Tom also scales above the Tiny Toon feats that Wile does as well. It's pretty clear Wile bias.

>>149132135
I mean anons can just say its not canon or inconsistent. This isn't anything new desu

>>149131894 (OP)
Both are in there over world forms. Round 1 is hand to hand. Round 2 is knife to knife
Who's winning?

>>149132127
Miles...

>>149132090
Wasn't he genderbent in the JSA cartoon?

>>149132161
Kris

>>149132125
Yeah but that’s Crazy Diamond. I wouldn’t say true Hand is Crazy Diamond Tier. Hierophant Green’s a DC in Destructive power, the Hand is only a B. Even assuming this means it can kofta. Car just fine. That’s just the same as beginning of series Yuji while Todo ends up definitely past that

I DEMAND MORE SUB-STREET LEVEL MATCH UPS!

>>149132125
>excluding sukuna and pochita being added into the mix
That's the problem, EOS Yuji has more abilities but he lost Sukuna while Denji still has Pochita.
So even if they Rule that Yuji is able to Beat Denji Pochita will inevitably fuck him over unless they determine Yuji Stomps Denji (something very unlikely)

The DB crew needs to put maximum effort into GruMind to one-up that awful Doom Syndicate show.

>>149131894 (OP)
open ai suck use sd

>>149132161
Omori probably wins both rounds
Omori is for Isaac, anyway

>>149132127
Deku...

The children that gaped Pennywise are high complex multiversal when downplayed btw and their beliefs easily makes your favorite character sub wall level.

>>149132180
You're welcome

MarvelGODS won the last thread.

>>149132179
Speaking of, any good opponents for josuke and Kakyoin?

>>149132190
His name is Sunny
>>149132201
Thank you.

>>149132183
I meant mostly as in the chainsaw black form and sukuna taking over since CSM black should realistically be able to handle yujikuna at least since he usually only goes for definitive killing blows.

>>149132180
This match will never happen but I'd really like it to

>>149132161
Kris is controlled by a guy who may or not spents all of his time CC1 shmups games.

>>149132194
...laughs at whatever character said that.

>>149132199
Ben vs Cartman when

>>149132225
Posts the non canon movie.

>>149132180
Incest vs Trannycore homosexual relationship

>>149132225
I can’t even DREAM of destroying a mountain this easily…

sup

>>149132206
>Josuke
I hate to say it, but pic
>Kakyoin
Kurama from YYH is pretty prevalent, though theres also that Pyhra chick from RWBY

>>149132090
>>149132174

>>149132225
Thank you for posting this one instead of the other clip of Deku punching a blue guy while spamming epileptic special effects all over the place

>>149132237
Kratos…

>>149132225
Hulk can do this by just farting btw

>>149131943
>>149131975
>>149132109
>>149132135
Again, the problem with Pennywise is that It IS indeed incredibly powerful he can't use any of that shit in a conventional fight and thus is limited to Pennywise who is far, FAR weaker
And the worst part is?
This isn't like Aslan or Arceus, if Pennywise dies so does It
Freddy would be demolished by It but that doesn't matter because It can't fight Freddy directly
Freddy would demolish Pennywise without even knowing the greater picture

KRATOSBROS IM GETTING SCARED DON'T TELL ME WE UNIRONICALLY JOB TO DEKU

>>149132240
Fake

Yo

>>149132225
So much flash for so little substance

>>149131946
Maki vs Sagiri is very underrated

>>149132225
Miles has defeated villains that could do worse than this btw

>>149132240
>>149132278
President Funny Valentine Vs Senator Armstrong

>>149132256
Josuke vs Yu is fucking terrible man
Pic rel tends to get pushed as much better for Josuke

>>149132156
> Tom is more or less a Looney Tune
verse equalization.
>Tom also scales above the Tiny Toon
Post Tom appearing in Tiny Toons.

>>149132278
>generic download thumbnail
fake

>>149131967
The Rhino would look at Decuck, laugh at him and then trample him to death.

>>149132278
>>149132257
This image. vs this image >>149131894 (OP)

>>149132257
BVLLku fucked that.

>>149132272
I-I-I-IT showed up in Dark Tower after IT though so Pennywise getting molested by Freddy would just end in a stalemate h-h-h-haha……

>>149132228
>Made Cthulhu kneel
>Defeated Shrub Niggurath
Oh my God!! Lovecraft is a FRAUD

>>149132290
This is a fight I actually could get behind

>>149132295
Age wise it works better I guess. Isn’t Goku nearly 60 at this point?

>>149132225
Everyone could do that in the Marvel Universe with just their pinky toe btw.

>>149132084
Nikki alone rapes

>>149132161
>Malnourished and frail NEET vs Warrior with actual physical combat experience
Sunny gets stomped but in his defense I'm not sure why he's getting put in a battle to begin with, OMORI is the one with all the actual powers. Sunny vs Madotsuki would be a more fair fight since they are both frail kids with knives whose powers are all in their dream worlds

>>149132291
>verse equalization.
Nope. Tom doesn't have Looney DNA. If you say he has Looney DNA because he's a Looney Toon, then he should get the feats of the Tiny Toons like Wile did.
Their copout and alternative argument was trying to say that the gun didn't actually destroy DNA, while showing on-screen the gun destroying Looney DNA.
>Post Tom appearing in Tiny Toons.
Post Wile destroying his animator's universe. Meanwhile Tom has straight up ended the real world in his movie.

>>149132278
SpaceGodzilla vs Raditz.

>>149132225
Interesting, I underestimated Deku. He might actually have what it takes to beat Shocker.

>>149132225
Thor recognizes Deku as a featsGOD.

>>149132290
Ichiban is for the New Kid, have an imagination/delusion/debatably real fight

>>149132225
It's like they burnt away anything resembling reality so they could have pure concentrated hype.

>>149132225
>Actually does it
My FUARKING hero!

>>149132330
>If you say he has Looney DNA because he's a Looney Toon, then he should get the feats of the Tiny Toons like Wile did

NTA but that’s kinda like saying equalizing the Force to Chakra in Naruto vs Luke should mean Luke should scale to Sasuke

>>149132225
Milesisters……..

>>149132336
But can he chase him TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRTH!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw

>>149132161
Sunny is for Alice, it works on every level

Oh fuck miles hurt Knull! Dekusisters emergency meeting right now!

>>149132381
>Scalingcuck

DekuDAMN

>>149132225
Fuck...he just MIGHT give Sandman some trouble.

>>149132291
>Tom is pretty much a Looney Tune
He's more Hanna Barbera than Looney Tunes. That'd be like saying Fred Flintstone and Yogi Bear are on par with the Looney Tunes in terms of how much destruction they cause.

>>149132225
>All that effort to destroy a single mountain when a weakened, incomplete Shigaraki destroys both a mountain and a city just by putting his hands on the ground
DeKEK not beating the fraud allegations with thsi one

>>149132381
>>149132388
That’s Kamala possessed by a Symbiote

>>149132400
Damn, Shiggy might be able to SLIGHTLY TROUBLE Sandman.

>>149132355
Nigga their entire argument for Wile winning was literally the equivalent of 'Sasuke can use chakra so he should scale to every single person in the entire universe who also does and he can perform everything they do as well'.
And if Tom is an old and powerful Looney Toon, like they clearly were on the edge of saying, why shouldn't he be above child younger Toons who Wile was scaling above?

>>149132225
>>149132400
Looks like the Vulture may have to use 5% of his power to handle this...

>>149132406
That's when Knull started taking over during the whole Knull event meaning that was a Knull enhanced symbiote.

>>149132425
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE HIGH COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL HERALD BAT

>>149132425
That would've OBLITERATED any MHA character.

>>149132425
KWAB!!!

>>149132417
Well, Sasuke does scale above mkst Naruto characters at least Pre-Boruto. Also, I don’t think verse equalization works like that. We can say similar energies should be able to interacted with, but we don’t say soemone like Makima should scale to Todo.

We just say Tom’s DNA is similar enough to count as Looney DNA, it’s a far cry from saying Tom is a Looney Tune

>>149132395
>>149132412
All he can do is mimic the White man's running and put sound effects on shit. I don't know why you're hyping him up so much

>>149132425
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do the Rule 63 Robins take Ninja Turtle Cock?

>>149132432
Didn't Punisher mow down Knull enhanced symbiotes by the dozen with regular guns? Knullsisters... are we bullet level?!?!?

>>149132451
You are just having, and eating your cake. Making literal headcanon to deny Tom looney scaling, and still making it so he gets his toonforce negated by something explicitly stated tgo only affect looney toons.

>>149132425
Can someone rotated this 180 degrees on the x axis?

>>149132425
>Herald Tier bat
Shiggybros...

>>149132425
DeKING WON

>>149131894 (OP)
What an oddly specific question, haha

>>149132225
This destroys all of Spider Man’s rogues gallery btw

>>149132475
But what if he combined the power of all the times he started crying? All those waterworks man...

>>149132090
>Gets raped for months
This is somebody's hero lmao

>>149132465
>Making literal headcanon to deny Tom looney scaling, and still making it so he gets his toonforce negated by something explicitly stated tgo only affect looney toons.

Can you name any other instances in which verses were equalized yeAND given abilities. For example, they verse equalized Star Seds from Sailor Moon to Ki for Galaxia vs Beerus. They also did for Cursed Energy and the Negative Energy protecting Shigaraki’s Vestige from Mahito’s Idl Transfiguration.

So, hwo is this inconsistent when Shigaraki didn’t get scale to other curses and Galaxia didn’t scale to Goku?

>>149132460
Punisher has killed super powered beings before so that's not too surprising especially since most humans in mha are unironically bullet level including Deku. If lady nagant hit him with her bullet he would've been dead danger sense saved him

>>149132492
...their laundry is what I meant to say.

>>149132451
>We just say Tom’s DNA is similar enough to count as Looney DNA
But it isn't. We see what Tom's DNA looks like, it looks nothing like Looney DNA does in the episode. There's zero evidence that Tom's regenerative powers come from his DNA like Looney Tunes characters do.
And again, if you want to say Tom is a Looney Tunes character, like they clearly were hinting at in the episode, then again, he would get the same extremely generous scaling Wile got.

Hell, they were using a fucking CN bumper where Wile did actually catch the Roadrunner in one of the black boxes. If that's the level of canon we're using, why not use the fact that Bugs is in Tom and Jerry: Chase and Tom would scale above him (and Bugs destroys Wile)? Why not use Multiversus where Tom can fight on par with and defeat Bugs?

>>149132497
The toon negating weapon only works by negating specific DNA that gives the toons their regen. That isn't the same. There is no looney DNA to target in tom

>>149132492
Yeah if you were born on planet retard

>>149132492
Canon
>>149132511
Headcanon

>>149132492
...... In Deku's dreams as he is once again forced to do Venom's laundry with a smile on his face

>>149132498
That would've killed every single MHA character if they were Spider-Man's place.

Since we're posting genderswaps...

>>149132492
Canon
>>149132520
Headcanon

>Simon beat the streak of Anime characters jobbing to DC
>Now it's time for Miles to beat the streak of Spider-Man characters losing to anime girls

>>149132492
Canon
>>149132522
Headcanon

>>149132492
Headcanon.
>>149132511
>>149132520
>>149132522
Canon.

DEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

>>149132513
>And again, if you want to say Tom is a Looney Tunes character, like they clearly were hinting at in the episode, then again, he would get the same extremely generous scaling Wile got.

See here

>>149132497

>>149132514
And Shigaraki’s Ifle Transformation is only blocked by Cursed Energy, which Shigaraki had an equivalent of

Remember this bitch would've killed deku multiple times if it wasn't for danger sense and her quirk is just have a rifle come out of her elbow.

Okay but give it to me straight who is the bigger cuck in-canon, Deku or Miles?

Post Sandman, Shocker, or Vulture destroying a mountain.

>>149132550
There is a difference between equalizing powers across verse, and literally making shit up to "share" weakness based on something the second party quite literally doesn't have.

>>149132225
Kratosisters…

DECUUUUUUUUUUCK!

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKILES!

>>149132561
Deku by a landslide

>>149132563
I...I...

Post an MHA character beating a Herald of Galactus or beating any galaxy level threat.

>>149132561
Miles easily.

>>149132575
Spideybros...

>>149132550
Anon, the reason why Wile was scaled to the entirety of Looney Tunes was just because he was old. That's it. So is Tom, and if he's a Looney Tune, the same shit applies. And it's weird because they both implied Wile was just above the younger toons, but also somehow scaled to the entirety of the verse, even characters directly superior to him like Bugs. Their reasoning was all out of whack.

You're also not addressing the main point, which is
>There's zero evidence that Tom's regenerative powers come from his DNA like Looney Tunes characters do.

>>149132559
Tbf Peter himself isn’t bulletproof

Post Miles doing anything impressive without leeching off other characters.

>>149132575
Can't believe Venom could do that to Deku... Holy shit bros, Corna and Lucy would DESTROY Deku

>>149132575
Those punches would've killed All Might, Endeavor, Mirko, Best Jeanist, Mt. Lady, Hawks and any other pro hero.

>>149132575
Can’t believe Venom folded Deku’s laundry so violently……

>>149132600
Answer the question directly, in other times they’ve verse equalized Ki to Star Seeds or Chakra to Reiatsu like with Madara vs Aizen, does that mean they “robbed” Aizen or Galaxia via not treating them as Naruto and Dragon Ball characters to scale to say, Naruto or Goku

Since the argument is that since Tom is verse equalized, he should therefore be treated as a character in Looney Tunes who can scale to the others

>>149132563
Sandman can become one with the Sahara desert now show me a canon feat of deku destroying a mountain and not the non canon movie you're next.

>>149132563
I FUCKING CAN’T OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING SAY BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN’T GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149132631
I-I...CAN'T!!!!!!!

Would Stan Smith vs Dad Egbert be a fun match up?

>>149132084
You want to witness Greg getting his shit kicked in ain’t
>>149132127
CSM…..
>>149132240
Deku and Miles vs All Might and Spider man

>>149132609
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Ednaxel2/Marvel%27s_Spider-Man:_Miles_Morales_-_Harlem_Destruction_(Revised)

It’s video game Miles but still

>>149132631
>Post Deku destroying a mountain
>DON’T USE THE FEAT WHERE HE DESTROYS A MOUNTAIN THOUGH THAT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN’T OKAY!?!?!?!?!?

>>149132575
Hey man Venom Gaped Supes, he probably solos your favorite verse

>>149132609
He knocked out ultimate green goblin.

>>149132658
FUARK every single one of those punches are……. BARELY WALL LEVEL!

>>149132278
Deku and Miles vs All Might and Spider man

>>149132652
It's not canon that's like me using non canon shit for miles feats.

>>149132662
>YFW the next matchup is Aang vs Traveler so 6 weeks of this shit

>Venom beats Superman
>Crona beats Venom
Crona? Solos Superman

>>149132662
>YFW when the next matchup after Aang vs Traveler is Hulkzilla so 9 weeks of this shit

>>149132643
Stan Smith is for Sterling Archer

>>149132662
You will get 3 weeks of Venom/Peter Parker propaganda and Miles/Deku cuckposting and you will like it

>>149132625
>they’ve verse equalized Ki to Star Seeds or Chakra to Reiatsu
You're just refusing to address the main point, man. I don't know how clearer I can make it.

You can equate chakra to reiatsu because they're vague spirit energy bullshit.

You cannot 'verse equalize' the Looney DNA because there's nothing that suggests Tom's DNA is the source of his regenerative powers like it is for Looney Tunes.

The only way to say that the gun would work on Tom is if he specifically was shown to have DNA that was the source of his regen, which isn't the case, or Tom is a Looney Tunes character, which they were skirting trying to say in the episode. Aizen and Galaxia are not literally Naruto or DB characters, there's no argument for it, but they definitely did want to say Tom was both a Looney Tune but not actually one.

>>149132658
That would've killed Deku btw.

>>149132686
what about Roger Smith vs. Bender Rodriguez?

>Your top 2 favorite ships
>Who would win in a 2v2 match up

>>149132681
i will remind them

I don't get miles cuckposting since he canonically has had multiple girlfriends and relationships meanwhile Deku needed author confirmation for him to be with ururaka

>>149132686
Yeah that makes a lot more sense/

>>149132668
each of those blows would obliterate anyone in MHA btw

>>149132704
Would be fun too. Bender wins that btw

>>149132712
>KEK
>Peter and Miles out of NOWHERE

>>149132716
mainly cause of Spiderverse, which lets be honest is what really made Miles mainstream

>>149132716
His voice actor and spiderverse memes
>>149132706
Didn't omni-man get cucked by a guy named paul?

POST anyone from Spider-Man characters to MHA characters in performing acts of heroism

>>149132732
His voice actor is a weird simp
>>149132730
If anything I think we should be calling miles a simp because he's more of that then a cuck.

>>149132743
Miles will NEVER be as ICONIC as Tobey Peter

>>149132743
I CAN'T!!! THEY'RE ALL GOVERNMENT ENFORCED FRAUDS OKAY!?

>>149132575
A huge contrast with TAS which only had like 2 punches in the whole show

>>149132758
Iron Man and his pro registration goons…….

>>149132760
Kratos, Beats, Composite-Fiction!

>>149132758
Every mha hero except for all might and the crawler...

>>149132761
>TAS slander out of NOWHERE

Thoughts on this match up I made a while ago?

>>149132760
KEKAROOO!

>>149132225
This vaporizes the entirety of GOW’s Greek and Norse pantheons btw.

>>149132758
Dark Knight Returns Superman…

>>149132786
Pretty cool

>Verse says Wile must lose
Still won
>Verse says Godzilla must win
...

>>149132760
Canon btw.

I'm not afraid to say it Peter Parker fits more as a 1-A student far more than Miles ever will

>>149132801
>Still goes 3 - 0

>>149132801
Godzilla has superior basketball scaling, which suprass even xianxia retarded featsman shit.

>>149132809
But Godzilla is Asian? What if America trumps chinks which caused Xianxia to lose?

>>149132803
He'd be a better teacher than student hell he'd make a better vigilante. He'd probably make bakugo learn to chill unlike those soft ass UA teachers.

>>149131894 (OP)
Everyone is talking about how bad Hulkzilla's waiting period is gonna be I shudder at Goku vs Sonic personally

>>149132817
...Which is retarded because the basketball shit comes from a movie staring a black person as the MC.

>>149132600
reiatsu doesn't have a fire element.

>>149132833
Holy fucking SEXO!!!

>>149132833
...Why did you save that?

>>149132833
It's funny because horikoshi just admits he draws Deku with woman/girl eyes.

>>149132833
Why is MHA so full of sissies?

>>149132824
>AAAIIIIEEEE ELEPHANT-SAMA vs AAAAIIIEEEE COROCDILE-SAMA
>>149132829
I agree but it is what it is, too bad the animation was boring and the music was dogshit, the trailer stuff was better.
>>149132840
I am a SuperCHAD btw

have something less gay

>>149132225
this gave me an epileptic seizure

>>149132833
>Chad
>Miles
OOOOOO IMMA WRITE A FANFICTION ABOUT THAT ONE - BadMachine1999

>>149132859
Nothing wrong with fanfction BTW, DB is a fanfiction battle series

>>149132859
Writing is based, worshipping your bullies is gay end of story.

>>149132817
>

>>149132833
>these sissies are someone's """"""hero"""""""
Kek! No wonder they have such a weak verse!

>>149132833
There's literally nothing wrong with cute boys crossdressing. It should be encouraged

>>149132873
>CHAD Alexander out of NOWHERE

>>149132889
Groomer

>>149132888
YUMMY! THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL!!!!

>>149132833
>>149132888
>those images
Favorite Marvel character?

>>149132889
Actual pedophile thought process.

Marvel would be crazy fun to read if these street level characters were actually as powerful as everyone here said they were.
>mfw The Rhino makes 9/11 look like a joke

MILESBROS WTF IS THIS?!!!?

>>149132894
>>149132899
Stop bullying us ComicCHADS you fucking CHUD!

>>149132833
Miles is just as much of a sissy as Deku btw

>>149132901
He could but he just uses his powers to rob banks

ENA vs Pomni when?

>blackwhiplash
It just keeps getting worse

>>149132901
I mean he can do that he can just charge into the twin towers and watch it crumble

>>149132888
>saving that image and posting it
Marvelbro...that's not the own you think is...

Miles Morales? My favorite cheerleader.

>>149132933
Mhabros...

>>149132933
D-DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!

>>149132901
>Shocker farts
>Levels all of New York, killing millions
what now?

>>149132898
Miles Morales of course! Though I love all Marvel characters.

POST Miles getting a fistbump from Kamala

Venom and Carnage would 100% win their last matchups had DB made those episodes today. Just sayin.

Could he beat Whatsapp Invincible?

>Spider-Man punches Vulture to the moon
>Vulture flies back in .0001 picoseconds and obliterates all of America
>meanwhile Electro fires a thunderbolt bigger than the planet and barely singes Peter's hair
>Rhino charges to another galaxy and flings it at Earth before Miles obliterates it with a single Venom Blast
FUCK. I love the fights that HAPPENED in CHADvel COMICS...

>>149132984
I'd rather just post Kamala

This shit sucks I want a fight where I’m invested in at least one of the characters.

>>149132901
>>149132962
>>149132993
That would be pure KINO. Not even joking.

>>149133022
take us back

why are boys with fat asses so cute...?

>>149133034
Favorite character?

>>149133034
Iceman...

>>149133040
Spider-GOD.

>>149132225
I'm sorry did the fucking air pressure from that kick melt off whatever that guy was using to shield himself?

>>149133034
Bobby Drake...

>>149133040
BatCHAD.

>>149133040
Any Marvel character.

>>149133034
Jon Kent...

>>149133040
Any DC character.

>>149132898
You mean DC? Why it's Tim Drake of course.

>>149133040
Any Spiderman rogue gallery character

>>149133034
Goten and Trunks…

>>149132888
>that Denki
Not gonna lie...I would fuck.

Jesus and I thought Leeron was a fag

Deku's mom looks like this?!!!

>>149133040
Any MHA villain.

>>149133034
General Koslov...

I hate Simon the Digger but I would fuck her as a girl. My favorite Death Battle character is Goliath.

Post Deku engaging in a sensual dance while being a gay male stripper

>>149133098
https://youtu.be/vm3E5Ton7_s?si=sHoqj4K50eUuMOkw

I hate Kyle Rayner but I would fuck her as a girl. My favorite Death Battle character is Spongebob.

Deku may be a faggot but at least he's never been made literally a faggot multiple times with multiple characters as the butt of a joke

The fact all you can do is post fanart and seethe while others can post canonical actual things that happen in Marvel is telling

>>149133151
>Calling Johnny and Spidey's friendship gay
Shut up you fucking faggot you have no friends.

Post Deku not relying on hand me downs from better heroes in order to do anything.

>>149133169
lol k faggot

>>149133172
I-I CAAAAAAANNNNNNN'T!!!!!!!

We need to be better men

>>149133151
>>149133174
You have never had a male friend in your life and it shows.

>>149132833
>>149132888
>>149132919
>>149132933
>>149133112
>>149133165

>>149133191
I play vidya and sports and shit with my male friends and we talk about the women we want to fuck
We don't sleep naked in each others' beds and have homoerotic undertones and swing our dicks in each others' faces
You're gay

>>149132817
Godzilla is asian yes but he never got into that Xianxia shit, the highest version of him is science only

is this the worst waiting period already? was krasura this bad?

BASED thread

>Homoerotic undertones
>Resorting to the same level of desperation as shipping fujos to call someone gay

>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHH MAAAAAN, DEKU, THIS SURE IS SOME FINE FUCKING ASS WEED. HONESTLY, SMOKING FROM A BONG LIKE THIS WITH SOME QUALITY WEED SHOULD BE MANDATORY BY LAW, WE COULD END HECKIN' RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY IF PEOPLE JUST SMOKED IT. I SWEAR BY SCIENCE THAT WEED IS THE Therewolf Media OF DRUGS, ACTUALLY PUT SOME OF THAT SHIT ON, I COULD DO SOME LISTENING TO Reidi. ANYWAY. WEED. IT'S THE HEALING FORCE OF THE WORLD. EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD SHOULD ENJOY IT, EVEN THAT STUPID BITCH WHORE NAZI CHUD GWEN SHOULD SMOKE SOME SO SHE REALIZES THE MISTAKES OF HER WAYS FOR BEING SUCH A WHITE WHORE AND REALIZE THAT SHE'S BUILT FOR BIG QUIRKHAVER COCK. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE YOU STUPID BITCH, SMOKE THIS SHIT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TAKE A FUCKING HIT YOU STUPID WHORE BEFORE I FUCKING PUSH YOUR EYEBALLS IN WITH MY THUMBS. YEAH, THAT'S IT, YEAH SMOKE IT, WHORE. WAIT, HUH, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! NAH I'MMA DO MY OWN THING!!!!!!!! *venom blasts gwen's cock cage*

>YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH DEKU'S BABY YOU TRANNY WHORE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HECKIN' HEALTHY QUIRK HAVING STUD THAT WILL RAPE MORE QUIRKLESS NIGGAS LIKE ME IN THE FUTURE AND AND FURTHER OUR PLANS TO EXTERMINATE QU*RKLESS PEOPLE ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU FUCKING WHORE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? OH, MAN YOU CAN'T TALK, OH LOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY DYING, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. UNF, THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BLOOD, HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE FUNKO POP FURNITURE DON'T DRENCH IT IN YOUR BLOOD. DON'T GO TO MY HELL'S ANGELS VINYLS COLLECTION EITHER YOU DUMB BITCH! YEAH, JUST DIE THERE ON THE FLOOR, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT THERE. HMM. UGH. THAT'S SO MUCH BLOOD.

>WELP DEKU, GUESS THAT'S THAT, SHE'S DEAD LOL, THE SAD THING IS THAT NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD OUR ONE FOR ALL CHILD YOU BLESSED HER NAZI INCEL ALT-RIGHT KREMLIN ANTIVAX WOMB WITH IS GONE WITH HER. WELP, TOO BAD, IT'S ALL HER FAULT FOR SMOKING THIS WEED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT. WELL, AT LEAST NOW YOU GET TO RAPE PENI'S UNDERAGE JAP PUSSY OR EVEN MY MOM. LOL.

>>149133250
Oh we got three weeks. It can get even worse if this keeps up.

>>149133259
FUCK IT’S A MAN WITH HIS SHIRT OFF MARVEL IS FUCKING GAY NOW

>>149133250
Nah it's just pure slandering of Miles and Deku

>This was posted by Warner Bros. to too long after the Death Battle
There's no fucking way it can be a coincidence

>>149133276
It can become 6 weeks and even 9 if the next matchups are boring. Whoever wins we lose

post MHA characters saving people NOW

Death Battle actually saying base Peter Parker is planetary would be really fucking funny

>>149132888
MarvelDAMN!

>>149133291
It can become 12 if we get Hulk vs Godzilla after Aang vs Traveler and Ruby vs Maka.

>>149133292
I CAN'T because a majority time they're just beating the shit out of people instead of enriching the citizens lives unlike marvel or DC

>>149133283
This can't be real.

>>149133283
>That look on Wile E CHADote
>Now knowing he one shots JOB and JOBBY

>>149133292
I-I CANNOT!

>Enriching the citizens lives
>Saying this in defense of Marvel unironically
Post Reed telling everyone about the cure for cancer.

idk why Deku gets so much slander for fan-art, There's one where he's the guy from rent a girlfriend
>>149133313
Post Wil E destroying a universe

>WHY YES MILES-TYRONE-WARNER-JAMAQUAL-TYREEE-MORALES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOLY FRICKING HOT ALL MIGHT FIGURINES AT HOME

>HOPEFULLY MILES, YOU WILL GIVE ME THE HONOUR OF LETTING ME STUFF THIS LIMITED EDITION ALL MIGHT FIGURINE DOWN YOUR IMPRESSIVE AFRICAN DINGUS AND URETHA WHILE WE LISTEN TO "REIDI" THE LATEST HIT SONG FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION TRANS INSPO MAN THEREWOLF MEDIA BEFORE HE PLOWS YOUR SIRACHA LUBRICATED TIMBUKTU EXPRESS DOWN MY INCEL CUNT TRANNY OCHAKO'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB

>OH MY F*CK TSUYU I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, MILES SHANIQUE-MORALES' BLACK SUCCULENT SPICY THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI BY STRAINING THIS YOUNG BLACK BUCKS DOUCHE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES

>SHAMALES I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND BE A PRO BVLL you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT MILES!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me miles!! you may fuck my tranny harem with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* mi-*choke* mil-*choke* miles please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go miles you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no miles please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER MILES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO MILES YOU FUCKING NIGGEOOOOOTHISIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNG

>>149133322
Cancer is outerversal

>DEKU? DEKU!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCHES GWEN AND PENI
>*pauses writing his fanfiction where sam fucks kamala's puckered muzzie asshole and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEKU, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? PENI WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?! GWEN PUT YOUR GIRLCOCK AWAY!!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP AND DP DEKU'S BOYCUNT?! LIKE KACCHAN AND TODOROKI DO TO HIM? DEKU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCHES, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I GOT THE MANTLE OF SPIDER-MAN FROM MY BUCK BREAKER PETER PARKER!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY DEKU AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER HUWITE SPIDER-BABIES SO THAT MY CANON EVENT COULD BE ME GETTING KEKED BY BIG STRONG WHITE MEN LIKE THE PATHETIC HOTEP FANTASY I AM
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP DEKU'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, HULK AND GHOST RIDER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE MARVEL LOSERS TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT DELSIN ROWE ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Therewolf Media WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!

Why are Marvelkeks like this?

>>149133323
>Deku is not even the strongest Fast Food employee on DB
Kek

>O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! MILES HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MINETA'S CUM DUMPSTER ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE ALL MIGHT HERO CONVENTION!!
>WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AND CRYING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE Reidi by Therewolf Media IS PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
>WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS TO WATCH ALL MIGHT BE PROCLAIMED THE GREATEST HERO WHILE I'M A FORGOTTEN FOOTNOTE, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE KRATOS CONVENTION SO WE COULD BE BETTER MEN!
>YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO THEREWOLF MEDIA AND BRANDON YATES (with spiral of emotion excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BVLL!
>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID NIGGER! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR PRO HERO IS OVER! WHERE IS MY BLACK WHIP?
>YOU BETTER START POUNDING OCHAKO'S DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
>YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH EVEN WITH YOUR MARVEL SCALING! THIS WILL BE THE STORY OF HOW I BECAME THE WORLD'S GREATEST KEKOLD!

>Death Battle announcer: FIGHT!

>>149133322
We're talking about the amazing Spider-Man and Miles not the fantastic four.

>>149133250
Krasura didn’t have half as much cuckposting since Kratosfags had no fuel against Asura so it’s better by that metric. Outside of that, it varies. This waiting period is at or just below Simon vs Kyle’s waiting period.

>>149133362
Same guy who did this pre-Simon vs Kyle. Just spamming his fetish

>>149133365
That patty flip? Obliterates the MHA verse

Why are MHAkeks like this?

>Reiði!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY ORCHESTRAL CHOIR MUSIC WITH GENERIC WOMAN SINGING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET GAME OVER AND SOLID STATE INVINCIBLE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

>SPIRAL OF EMOTION
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE DEKU??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>>149133375
Even more

>tell female Simon I rooted for her in Death Battle
>she starts touching me
>tell her I rooted for Tom who lost
>she touches me again because she feels bad
My favorite character is Bowser

Any actual arguments why this is close or is this a pray they chain scale hard enough to make it sound somewhat believable?

>>149133390
Having a weak verse will do that to someone. It's sad to see.

ENTER

>MILES? MILES!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH OCHAKO
>*pauses kratos vs asura and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK MILES, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? OCHAKO WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! LIKE GWEN DOES TO YOU? MILES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I CAUGHT KACCHAN SHOWING ME A SHRED OF RESPECT!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY MILES AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER QUIRK HAVING CHILDREN I CAN'T GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN ALL BE PRO HEROES WHILE I WORK AT MCDONALD'S
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN MILES' ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ASTA AND MARK ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE SHONEN KEKOLD TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT KAMALA KHAN ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Brandon Yates WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!

>>149132051
I’m sorry bros but I’ll never agree with Daredevil>Rhino

Reminder Norman Osborn literally did fuck Peter's girlfriend btw LMAO

LITERALLY dirty old businessman fucking the hero's girlfriend, straight out of an NTR doujin but OFFICIAL

It's funny how bullseye would kill most mha characters with just some paperclips or a paper airplane.

>>149133439
That was mysterio btw making Norman Osborne a faggot

>>149133439
>Mysterio out of nowhere

>>149133441
Yep.

>>149133441
Almost like it's his power to turn shit that normally can't kill people into things that can kill people

>>149133396
Everyone's been there I suppose
>>149133399
pray they chain scale

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL PURE JAPANESE FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Deku and Peni’s sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A MIXED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A MIXED BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLL!!?
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN OUR UNIVERSES GOT CROSSED OVER!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BROWN MIXED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A MIXED BABY!!! IF HE WAS WHITE I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS GWEN’S (who gapes my asshole daily btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BROWN KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT MIXED BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA VENOM SHOCK THAT BABY’S FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY SONY PICTURES LICENSED FLIP FLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL MAKE YOU GETTING GANGBANGED BY CLASS 1-A A CANON EVENT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT PETER’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

>>149132673
I feel like Aang vs Traveler would be people wanting to talk about literally anything else because of how boring and ass the matchup is, I doubt it draws the same kind of shitposting as Deku vs Miles because while this matchup has two universally mocked and literal cuck characters who nobody on either /a/ or /co/ likes, most people are fine with Aang and nobody gives a shit about the Genshin protagonist one way or another so it'll probably just be complaining that the matchup exists and how Genshin sucks
So I guess it comes down to if you prefer pure shitposting and chaos for your waiting period or a complete nothingburger where nobody cares

>>149133458
He has no powers retard that's just natural markmsmanship

>>149133283
>CHAD. E. GODyote and BEASTm CHADt shaking hands knowing they solo everyone on the show Popeye not included

>>149133459
Oh this is gonna be an insufferable waiting period then

>>149133449
>>149133448
>muh retcon
LMAO. Why was this shit ever written in the first place, Marvelbros?

It was this EXACT FUCKING SCENE from Rent-a-Girlfriend where Peter was imagining his gf getting fucked by a dirty old man. Probably jacking off too KEKAROO

>>149133480
>Why was this shit ever written in the first place, Marvelbros?
to make Gwen look undesirable as she fucked before marrying to sully her dead name
well that's what I remember

>>149133479
yeah when you have 2 unlikable character where even normies meme the hell out of them is a recipe for shitposting here

OH NO I'M GONNA LOSE TO SOMEONE WEAKER THAN ME

>MHAkek is crying
Funny.

>>149133507
Miles…

>>149133507
Deku...

Sam Alexander vs Bakugou
Miles vs Deku
Kamala vs Uraraka

Welcome to Batburger. Home of the Batburger. May I take your order?

>KEKvel got exposed as canon cucks again
K, b, c.

Kirby is cute when he's a wagie so he's fine.

>MHA got exposed for being weak and full of sissies
K, b, c.

>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT THE SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA THE QUIRK HAVING EVROPEANS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING MUGGA FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.

>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NIGGERS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE WHITE BVLLS DOING IT TO MODERN QUIRKLESS NOGS (READ: EVERY BLACK MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE THEREWOLF MEDIA AND VOCAL BRANDON YATES' TRACKS WHERE HE'S THE SINGER PLAYS!

>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE QUIRK HAVING M*N VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB TRANNY BOYFRIEND GWEN AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A NON-SPIDER GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT DEKU AND THE QVIRK BVLLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY BLACK PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN DEKU AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS GWEN AND PENI AND MY MOM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE BLACK GIRL INSIDE GWEN'S TRANNY WOMB SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF WHITE BVLLS WHILE KRATOS'S THEME SONG REIDI PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!

>>149133598
If they did do this episode, they'd totally reference the skeleton line in an unfitting and dumb way mid-fight.

>>149133598
>Literal only win condition is blowing himself up and hoping it kills Bakugo in the process
KWAB

>>149133618
>When BVLLsopp is present so you can finally fuck Nami

So, do you think that the upcoming episode is gonna have one of those sappy "respectful" deaths?

>>149133618
>when Naruto and Ichigo both agree to run a train on Nami

>>149133627
Yes if Deku wins, no if Miles wins

>>149133627
Only if Miles is the loser.

>>149133627
It will 100% end in Miles frying Deku, saying a quip, then web swinging away

>>149133638
Why would they be different, if you don't mind me asking?

>>149133627
Fuck them for giving Killua a brutal death without any provocation whatsoever

>>149133529
All mha characters lose by the way

>>149133627
Only if Miles loses.

>>149133616
Predator...

>>149133650
Deku is a universal punching bag to normies and MHA fan alike

>the Rhino pauses and looks down at the bottom of his foot
"Ew. I stepped in shit..."
>camera pans to reveal Kirishima's bloody remains smeared on the Rhino's foot
>the Rhino scrapes it off and continues on his way to rob the local bank

>>149133529
All MHA characters win btw

>>149133627
Only for Miles if he is the one that dies.

>>149133667
So that's why Asta skewered his corpse.

>>149133671
Yeah on opposite day

>>149133618
>When Plastic Man has no answer to haki

>>149133650
Actually me, because Deku got a disrespectful death against Asta and I feel like DB will treat miles with more respect so they don't get accused of being racist

>>149133675
Yep unironically I don't think I've seen a MC be more hated by his own series' fanbase then Izuku.

>>149133671
...on Planet Retard.

>>149133671
No lies detected.
>>149133680
>>149133693
>KEKvel COPE

>>149133685
>Wasn't there a cushioning twitter post in which they said Deku died thinking he won and was already dead before Asta delivery the final blow?

Like fire, hellfire, this fire in my life
This burning, desire, for someone to fuck my wiiiiiiife

>>149133690
The shippers kinda like him, but they're maniacs so they don't really count.

>>149133697
I guess but they gave him the Peter death stance.

>>149133698
Frollo wouldn’t say this.

Fags all of you

>>149133722
>The Night Faggot out of NOWHERE

>>149133627
If Deku wins
>Miles makes a heartfelt final speech about what it means to be a hero, Deku cries his eyes out and apologies repeatedly for killing him, episode ends with a giant ass statue of Miles next to the All Might statue and Deku declares them both his greatest heroes
Miles wins
>Deku unceremoniously explodes, Miles sprays a bunch of webs on him and dabs while promising to take "good care" of Ochako and the rest of the Class 1-A babes

>>149133650
it's just the nature of how they'll win
deku will get a big glorious anime punch to show he really respects miles and is putting his all into beating him
miles on the other hand is shutting down deku's nervous system using a cheap electricity move and is known for making quips at his enemies' expense
if you want to actually show miles charging up a huge electricity punch and killing deku that way that would be absolutely fucking laughable given what their strength levels are generally known at from the public's understanding

there's just no way to make miles killing deku respectful

>>149133685
>Racist
We aren't talking Roof Koreans vs Rioters, it's Johnny Somali vs Japan's legal system

>>149133733
If Miles loses someone should draw him as a woman in this image.

All of this Deku vs Miles posting confirmed to me that /db/ has a significant amount of cucking fetish that is hide behind agenda posting

>>149133697
>>149133711
>>149133675
I want Deku to die again exactly like this, to the letter.

>KEKvel
>DCucks
>MHAcucks
ENTER GODaliant CHADmics!!

>>149133714
>W-Wait...is that ELECTRO SAMA? The one guy who has a better version of my Quirk in EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY?!?!? AIIIEEEEEEE ALL MIGHT! AIZAWA! I NEED HELP!

>>149133745
>he just noticed this
C'mon where it's where the kiss my wife Goku memes came from

I want Miles to get turns into a pool of blood by a single punch.

THE DUO

>>149133769
CHAD CHADGRATH WHO HAS THE BEST 3D EPISODE IN MODERN DB and Touma's love interest I guess

>>149133754
This nigga has to be one of the jobbiest characters in MHA, like not Star and Stripes level of jobber but still pretty bad
How do you screw up a lightning user this bad?

I'm such a sad cuck...

>>149132513
I fucking pray they use Multiversus at some point since one of Jason’s only canon wins is against Bugs.

>>149133769
Y'know, I think Cole would have an easier time in Mile's game than vice versa.

I’m such a sad cuck…

>>149133722
To be fair we are in /co/
>>149133741
But the Asians were in the right in both scenarios?

>>149133769
>Both will be the only time a character from their franchise will show up
>Both won their fights
I kneel

>>149133782
>>149133795
2 cucks 1 chair only 1 winner who will take the crown of the biggest cuck of them all?

Dropping this here to add fuel to the flame
>>149133806
Invincible will come out of nowhere and glue himself to that seat

>>149133714
Please Electro...spare our verse.

>>149133802
Delsinbros our Korra ryona...

>>149133806
Can’t they share the cuck chair and crown?

>>149133824
They'd have Korra win that. How dare you think they'd have a man kill a stronk gay poc girlboss

>>149133668
Kirishima is such a weak bitch despite his power making him look so cool it's horribly unfair he basically does nothing useful.

>>149133835
>Deku when Ochaco gives birth to a white haired and red eyed baby that decays his dick off, ensuring all her future offspring will be from her BVLLS

Fuck I need to plap Ochako's fat ass...

>>149133797
>Battle Johnny Somali won and was let go
>Now Japan is full of nusciance streamer copycats
Oh yeah, they were so right. Some victory.

>>149133862
Everyone who isn’t Miles…

Fuck I need to plap Peni's tight ass...

B-but guys...O-Oh No...You get it? Y-You get it? 3 - 0. C'mon guys.... It's funny right?

>>149133870
Gwen Stacy…

damn Sonic I didn't know you swung that way

>>149133876
Is GAYnic more or less pathetic than Miles and Deku?

>>149133865
Oh yeah, you meant that part
>>149133876
He's gay for Shadow or that's what xitter says

>DEKU! DEKU! WHAT IF WE INVITE ALL MIGHT AND PETER TO RUN A TRAIN ON GWEN AND OCHAKO?
>EXCELLENT THINKING MILES! I'LL GET THE CHAIR AND CAMERA READY RIGHT AWAY!

>>149133891
Kek, based, canon.

All Might vs Peter would've unironically been better than this.

>>149133891
Not canon, Gwen has a penis so he would also be running a train on Ochako and Peni.

>>149131894 (OP)
Here's everything Deku and Miles have in common
>both are legacy characters (by technicality in deku's case), historically the worst characters in any given cape's mythology
>both are subject to two of the most disgusting cases of powercreep in the history of fiction
>both are among the worst characters in their respective ips to the point where the highest praise you can give them is that at least they're not the absolute worst one
>latinxs self-insert as them when they're the worst characters for that purpose in their respective ips
>that's about it
Remind me why anyone is excited for this again

FUUUUUUUUUCK I KILLED THE GUY I WANTED TO HAVE RAIL MY GF, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK! DEATH BATTLE IS GONNA THINK I AM A BACK-BONED BVLL NOW!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, NONONONONOO!!!!!!!

>>149133928
DeKEK...

>>149133928
Deku and Miles…

>>149133913
>Gwen has a penis
TRANS OUT OF NOWHERE ….

What are your bets for episode 200 since Ash vs Yugi was confirmed to be happening later?

>>149133928
Either of them...

>>149133937
>Out of nowhere

>>149133938
>Tea kekposting
>Serena kekposting
nyo....

Hey! Spider-man is shit and if you should feel bad for liking him!!

>>149133967
>if you should
E.S. Lson…

WOWZERS!!!! I can't wait for me and Pikachu to join Miles and Deku at the KEKOLD table while Simon, Bowser and Kingtos LAUGH at us!!

>>149133938
>Good ending
Gru vs Megamind
>Bad ending
RWBY slop or Genshin slop

>>149133967
Shut up J Jonah Jameson we all know you hate Spider-Man because he's black.

>>149133948
I mean Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh aren't exactly know for cucking like comics
>>149133938
RWBY cus muh legacy
>>149133980
never mind

Deku vs Asta is such an unusual episode looking back on it.

Hey! Deku is shit, and you should feel bad for liking him!!

>>149134032
>

>>149132156
It’s really laughable at how they quickly ignored over Tom being able to manipulate the reality of the real world and turn it into a cartoon but spent more time scaling Wile to Tiny Toons bullshit of them being “above the animator’s universe” AKA also our real world as if that means anything. If any, Tom is capable of virtually every single thing that they specifically put forth on why Wile would win, except for his shit luck that they spent time on scapegoating Chuck Jones’ rules on and handwaving the inconsistencies of Wile’s luck with their own retarded fanfic logic to justify why he would win even though it makes zero sense because they’ve written themselves into a corner with how they conducted their fucking research.

>>149134032
But I like Miles even less.

>>149134032
don't make me call vulture

>>149133947
>Literally nobody on Twitter with no connection of the film
>with her observation of vague symbolism go viral
>people on Twitter think that Gwen is Tran because some muh post
lol holy shit that’s reaching

simon vs kyle is the most reddit death battle ever.

>>149134063
>Ignores the literal tranny flag in Gwen’s room
TROON Stacy…

>>149132291
>verse equalization
You do realize that this would make Tom capable of the same bullshit that Wile can do, right? That’s on top of his xianxia stuff as well.
>Post Tom appearing in Tiny Toons
Tiny Toons, as well as most properties based off of the Looney Tunes IP, are inconsistent to be scaled properly since you’ll have episodes where Bugs gets his shit kicked in from time to time or that one commercial that had Wile literally being able to catch the Roadrunner. Treating the entire verse of Looney Tunes as if it had any semblance of lore or continuity is utterly asinine to do when you should take what each character at what they’re capable of on their own directly; scaling them off of baseless shit.

>>149134064
But enough about Miles vs Deku.

>>149133947
Following this person’s logic, are they seriously going to even further into their delusion and claim that not all cops are “le evil” because his daughter is supposedly trans? What’s their point?

I want speed demon to beat the shit out of Iida Tenya.

>>149134032
>Stopped being a bully (not that he was good at it anyways, Deku kept riding his dick) and turned into a faggy Deku simp like everyone else, cried like a bitch about how he was jealous of Deku
Yeah no, leave shitting on Dekek to the pros like CHADgaraki who actually humiliated him both in-canon and in Death Battle

>>149134077
That person did not mention Miles or Deku, shitpostanon

>>149134094
Marvel villains:
>Awesome God-like entities that our HEROES have to fight to well written street level BVLLS
MHA villains:
>M-MOMMY AND DADDY WERE MEAN TO ME ONE TIME AND NOW EVERYONE MUST SUFFER! *cries like a gay bitch*.

>>149134094
>game over
>you grow up!
He won, but holy shit he was LAME

>>149134040
It's worth noting the animator universe thing isn't even R>F outerversal transcedence or whatever that people were bringing up for Simon vs Kyle. It was unironically scaled to the fucking Serververse from Space Jam to just say there was an infinite universe within the animator's universe that the Toons could destroy.

Meanwhile they said the xianxia was 'finite/couldn't assume an infinite cosmos' when even just a single world within the xianxiaverse, not the overarching Life Tree or the Abyss (both stated to be infinitely multiversal in scale btw) where Tom scaled massively above both of them, had 'boundless' subdimensions.

Like yeah it's retarded to talk about fucking Tom and Jerry and Wile E Coyote this way but come the fuck on, if you're not going to make them basically equal in stats, do your fucking research. You really got the impression they did the bare minimum with Tom and were annoyed by the gacha's existence.

>>149134094
Just a reminder this nigga was actively age regressing to the thought process of a child and then taken over by his 100 year old brocon groomer.

>>149134120
Even Spiderverse with it’s faggy MC still has cool villains like Kingpin and Miguel, MHA’s endgame villain being a crybaby whose best comeback is “YOU GROW UP!” only tells me that the rest of MHA’s rogues gallery is somehow even more pathetic and childish.

>>149134108
...Minus CHADgaraki who forgot about his mean family immediately after killing them, and when confronted by his family's vestiges he told them he doesn't give a shit about them before decaying them without a second thought again to pursue his real goals of becoming an awesome god-like entity and destroying the world to reshape it as his own. Mahito was in fact a retard who could not get Shiggy's own worldview correct which is why he got owned by the epic "YOU GROW UP!" comeback
The only one who was a "DADDY WAS MEAN SO EVERYONE MUST SUFFER" fag was Dabi however the rest of the MHA CHADllians have SCHOLARLY and PHILOSOPHICAL backstories and motivations, much unlike the average Villain of the Week from FAGvel.

>>149134126
Discussing a toonforce fight that's actually debatable and seeing not everyone agrees with the outcome is a lot more interesting than the usual "they win cause toon force." Especially since last time was a tie.

>>149134151
The best villains in mha either die,switch sides or just get shoved off to somewhere else. Overhaul is one of the most retarded villains in mha BTW real Yakuza would want that treacherous FAGGOT dead.

>>149134156
so like what it's supposed to be

>>149134154
>Much unlike FAGvel
Doctor Doom would wipe his ass with every single MHA villain.

>>149134156
To be fair, most people just assumed Courage was stomping the fuck out of Scooby, the tie verdict was unexpected but also nobody minded because they didn't have a problem with neither of them dying

>>149134156
Okay, but come the fuck on. They both can do whatever they want, survive whatever they want, are immeasurably fast since they do wacky cartoon bullshit like be in two separate places at the same time or they can outrun time or the animation reel. They're cartoons with almost zero continuity or any kind of limitation other than they eat shit against Jerry and Roadrunner.
And yeah, the fight can actually end in a death because of a certain weapon one of them has, but then discuss the actual mechanics of that weapon and competence of the fighter using it, don't start unironically powerscaling cartoon shorts.

Even Courage vs Scooby are significantly more grounded than Tom and Wile and Death Battle knew not to pull that kind of bullshit there.

Which of the upcoming kickstarter episodes would be the funniest of it was a tie?

>>149134219
godzilla and hulk

>>149134219
Hulk vs Godzilla, obviously

>>149134219
Miles vs Deku.

>>149134172
Yeah, but if Wile vs Tom continued the trend of toonforce can't die, and ever toon vs toon fight will always be a tie, then it would've ruined any future episodes if we just expect every similar matchup to be a draw.

>>149131894 (OP)
Would Goku kiss Superman?

>>149134222
>>149134223
There’d be too many sighs of relief from both sides for it to be funny because the threads won’t melt down.

>>149134228
People didn't expect Tom vs Wile to be a draw, they expected Death Battle to not unironically go 'UMM YEAH WILE CAN ACTUALLY BLOW UP 6 INFINITE NIGGAVERSES WHILE TOM CAN ONLY BLOW UP 3 FINITE UNIVERSES SO WILE WINS'

>>149134240
>People didn't expect Tom vs Wile to be a draw
There were a lot of people thinking neither can die and stay dead because of toon logic

>>149134228
I think it's different because people are used to Tom and Wile losing/dying. That being said I wasn't really a fan here because of how abrupt it was and the unneeded blood

>>149134234
Ash vs Yugi is such a clusterfuck of a debate that neither character winning would have the opposite effect.

>>149134259
the anti loony gun has been a huge part of this debate since it's conception, it's really hard to call it a draw when you know it exists

>>149134165
>The best villains in mha either die,switch sides or just get shoved off to somewhere else.
Messed up they killed off Twice and Himiko for no reason despite being obvious fan favorites and then had the surviving League members be Spinner who nobody cares about except for furries and Mr. Compress who while cool is also irrelevant and got his screentime hogged by the rest of the villains

>>149134225
Agreed but only if it's a draw via true Double K.O. ala Koopa vs Goomba

>>149134169
>BAAAAAAAAWWWWWW BAAAAWWWWWWW BAAWWWWWW I HATE REED I HATE REED I HATE REED I HATE REED I HATE REED LOOK I JUST SEWED MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND'S SKIN TO MY FACE TO OWN REED BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

>NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO JOHNNY STORM DON'T KEK ME AT MY OWN WEDDING

Doom would unironically get GAPED by Overhaul or Stain or some other shit tier MHA starter villain

>>149134284
The meta liberation army should've had an arc against the heroes and the villains.

>>149133714
>>149133878
….. So we can get ONE SHOTTED by base All Might

>>149134313
>Doom literally KEKd on his wedding day
Chat is this real?

>>149134313
Damn, ALL of MHA JOBS to that BOTH in the powerscaling department AND the writing department!?!?!?!?!?

>>149134344
All might would end up hitting himself if he fought spot

>>149134344
… “All Might” being Japan’s name for Spider-Man after he gaped every single MHA villain with no effort.

>>149134362
...is the last thought that went through Peter's head as his skull was crushed by the first Noumu shown in the series...

>>149134222
>>149134223
>they have Hulk as being stronger then Godzilla but they say he doesn't have the range to effect Godzilla's true form
>they give Godzilla the hax advantage and an endless amount of bodies thanks to the mobile game but they say he can't get past Hulk's immortality
>fight just becomes Hulk killing Godzilla only for Godzilla's true form to bring in another Godzilla for Hulk to kill again and again and again forever

>>149134228
What we got was unironically so much worse than just a tie, anon. All it did was prove the point that Death Battle was biased as a true statement after years and years of DC herald wanks, Tom vs Wile was far more blatant than anything I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot for a show that’s been around for a whole decade.

Making multiple ties to toonforce matches would be predictable, sure, but it’s logically sound and actually sane to expect that. Whatever the hell they did with this current one was the total opposite of that.

>>149134313
Stain?

>>149134349
why else do you think the anon constantly says he's not going to go 3-0?

>>149134313
FUNNYPOW

>>149131894 (OP)
>gender swap Goku
>can still use the same voice actress
>would be extra humiliating to Vegeta for Goku to beat him up

>>149134362
Canon
>>149134372
Headcanon

>>149134313
>>149134386
>RTHcademia

>>149134372
GOOOOOLD!
>>149134362
mold..

>>149134362
GOLDY!
>>149134372
Moldy…

>>149134377
>while tom multiversal feats were impressive, the coyote scaling was far superior
>anyways the coyote wins by targetting something that tom dna doesn't have

>>149134377
calm down

>>149134372
CANON!
>>149134362
Fanon..

>>149134362
CANOOOOOOOOOON!
>>149134372
Fanfiction.

>>149134377
Tom's only wincons was for the anti looney DNA to backfire. Otherwise Coyote had lots more machines and gizmos to use on Tom who only really had basic Bats and clubs in his standard arsenal.

>>149134417
>calm down
Which part of the text upset you

>>149134438
And how is anti-loony serum supposed to be standard arsenal? Let alone all his acme products that aren't seeing repeated uses?

>>149134438
>Otherwise Coyote had lots more machines and gizmos to use on Tom who only really had basic Bats and clubs in his standard arsenal.
Saying this and not that all of his arsenal would backfire on him and ignoring the actual magical bullshit that he has either as items or naturally by himself is kind of stupid, anon.

>>149134412
>every toon has looney dna, not just the looney ones (no proof of this)
>tom's DNA (which is clearly visually different than looney DNA) is responsible for his regeneration (no proof of this)
>the anti loony gun can negate regeneration superior to tom's (literally does not work this way)
>the anti loony gun doesn't actually target DNA (literally showing this as on-screen we see the anti-loony serum work on looney DNA)
>well you see tom is actually looney and tuney because of this joke tweet (something we've disregarded in the past) so he's actually a looney tune, but not really, and also he gets none of the scaling Wile gets even though we're basically calling him a looney tune, because...
>also wile can win via hypnosis and time control (things tom has)
I just don't understand. Was it really just all Warner Bros bias? Weren't we supposed to be done with this with Kyle?

WHERE’S THE NEXT THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>149134438
>xianxia stuff is now basic
You know that the anti dna gun shouldnt work on tom, right? Also tom can unironically send the coyote mind to a pararel version of himself without toonforce to kill him

>>149134451
Wait who’re you referring to?

>>149134372
Word of GOD.
>>149134362
Word of nog...

>>149134438
>Tom's only wincons
Tom can literally paint himself black to increase Wile’s bad luck literally what the fuck are you talking about

>>149134462
Was referring to Tom for the magic stuff and arsenal.

>>149134362
K,b,c.
>>149134372
Unfunny, cringe, fanfiction.

>>149134470
Just because we have seen tom commit blackface, doesn't mean he can

>>149134438
The only way any retard would think that Tom has a single wincon is if they just took what Death Battle was saying at face value lmfao

>>149134372
Reality...
>>149134362
Fantasy...

>>149134362
FRAUDvel fanon
>>149134372
CH/A/D canon

>>149134362
CHADnon.
>>149134372
FanSPICtion.

>>149134372
Word of ST. PAUL.
>>149134362
Word of Penis Parker.

>>149134362
Reality
>>149134372
Delusions

>>149134455
They basically did a bunch of verse equalization and then flip-flopped on whether any of their points counted or not before just handwaving it away by focusing solely on Wile winning via G1 argumentation kek

>>149134362
Word of CHAD Parker.
>>149134372
Word of insane Polish pedophile.

>>149134483
even if that was his only win con then he'd still win, there'd be no other way for the battle to go
>but have you considered these movies where [WILE ATE SHIT]? that means wile doesn't actually eat shit in all of his appearances!

>>149134362
Capeshit scaling
>>149134372
REAL and TRUE on screen feats

I didn't know the anti looney serum was part of Wile's standard arsenal. Maybe Tom should've turned into Erlang Shen and had wukongs peachs since its just as standard equipment for him.

>>149134362
CapeGOLD scaling.
>>149134372
Pathetic non canon feats.

>>149134501
>>149134497
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>>149134486
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>>149134411
What are the chances it’s just one samefag

>>149134508
I assume they knew it'd be lame as fuck to unironically say 'well, Wile could hypnotize Tom to kill himself with his better mental manipulation feats' as the episode's main win condition
It would've still been wrong and stupid but at least it wouldn't have been that actual gigantic clusterfuck that their looney DNA argument ended up being

>>149134527
Pretty high, same for all the Deku and Miles kek posting. It's all the same guy and that is his only form of amusement.

>>149134513
A tie would be much more preferable than this outcome because it makes as much sense as Death Battle trying to rationalize that Hulk would depower because of real world neurochemistry even though everyone and their mother knows that is not how it works, especially in capeshit.

>>149134532
>I assume they knew it'd be lame as fuck to unironically say 'well, Wile could hypnotize Tom to kill himself with his better mental manipulation feats' as the episode's main win condition
Even then, that doesn’t work because as a bunch of anons before me have said, Tom could do the same thing.

What are they talking about bros?

>>149134527
>>149134536
Every single post in this thread? All me btw

>>149134556
>Looks inside
>Threads already started getting taken over by Miles and Deku shitposting before the match was even officially announced

What genuinely perplexes me is WHY this fight of all fights to be bullshit and rigged? Does the team have really big Looney Tunes fans? Surely not if this was a fight that had to be voted in the first place. The only reason I could consider them forcing the win on Wile is some sort of meta fuck you to WBD for screwing Rooster Teeth and Coyote vs ACME

>>149134542
It’s still so funny how they used real science to justify Hulk losing but in the same episode they literally state how Doomsday’s reactive evolution and adaptation makes no sense but still use that as a reason for why he’d win

>>149134562
That's because it was leaked before the results of the fight were even announced. Someone here knew.

Wile got rigged to win so they can feed Bugs to Mickey Mouse with Kingdom Hearts scaling.

>>149134579
Wouldn't Loony Tunes alone scale far above anything in Kingdom Hearts?

>>149134581
Don’t scale psst the outerversal wank that Death Battle will 100% push.

>>149134579
If Bugs can come back from being erased down to the informational level in Space Jam 2, what's any disappearing ff spell gonna do?

>>149134571
I think it just came down to them getting really annoyed by the gacha stuff, you can tell by their tone in the episode and how little they actually explored it. And probably having some issues behind the scenes with the sheer amount of stuff they had to research so they went in-depth on Looney Tunes and just shrugged and said eh fuck it for MGM.
With how fucking terrible that Looney argument is I assume they really did not want another tie to make it seem like all toons fights would be predictable from now on

>Basketball
Been there, done that

>>149134581
Unironically, these are the consequences that came from this match. They essentially gave Looney Tunes DC-level cosmology but with toonforce bullshit. If Tom with proper xianxia scaling couldn’t even beat fucking Wile Coyote, you can bet your Death-Battle-Kickstarter-backed bottom dollar that Kingdom Hearts scaling wouldn’t do any Disney character any good. Period.

>>149134610
Bugsbros, our only win con against Mickey…….

>>149134571
Ff spells have concept shit

>>149134600
thinking about it more, if they had more pushback on tom being able to turn the anti-looney gun on wile, you would inevitably run into another courage vs scooby situation where it'd be like
>well wile has the gun
>but tom could turn the gun against him
>but wile could use his 4 leaf clover
>but tom could use a wish
so on and so forth until it ended in a tie, which they absolutely did not want in case they ever want to do mickey vs bugs or something. so they deliberately fudged the looney DNA argument and went 'yeah tom is just fucked no matter what' and also made up some other win conditions (that they didn't bring up on tom's end) to make it seem less stupid

>>149134579
if they already ignored vidya scaling for a cartoon character, what makes you think this will be different?

>>149134613
>Proper Xianxia scaling
They scaled Tom to 3 universes by severely downplaying his Xianxia wank, if it got scaled to the infinite nonsense that actually happened ztom would have effortlessly won, and DB only got away with the downplay because no one gives a fuck about Xianxia shit, they’ll have NO CHOICE but to wank Mickey to outerversal with KH scaling because people will throw a shit fit if they downplay KH.

>>149134634
4 leaf clover lasts for 7 seconds.

>>149134613
>They essentially gave Looney Tunes DC-level cosmology but with toonforce bullshit
Wouldn't Mickey get Marvel, Star Wars, and whatever other properties he owns?

>>149134636
>they’ll have NO CHOICE but to wank Mickey to outerversal with KH scaling because people will throw a shit fit if they downplay KH.
>>149134648
>Wouldn't Mickey get Marvel, Star Wars, and whatever other properties he owns?

It might not matter, Tom marked the precedent

>>149134636
I'd like to add that Tom would have the Xianxia stats/buffs even when effected by the Looney DNA killer since being an ancient Chinese deity or whatever should be separate from his toon physiology

>>149134662
Cultivation shit, the gacha even states how it is separated from his usual toon force

>>149134636
>>149134648
The problem is that, lest they risk contradicting themselves in the span of a single year, like they did with Raven vs Phoenix to Black Adam vs Apocalypse, it’d risk even further exposure on how inconsistent they really are on any match.

>>149134670
What was bad about those death battles?

>>149134672
bruva...