Should it have been Mark?

I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:

Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.

Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.

Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.

Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.

All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.

Vulture-sama, who effortlessly ONE-SHOT me with his pinky toe.

Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.

The entire JJK verse, who I am afraid of because my Quirks PALE in comparison to their Cursed Techniques.

>AIIIIIIIIE UEHARA KAMUI-SAMA PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ME WITH YOUR CRIMINAL POWER! NOR WITH YOUR OBSERVER ABILITIES! I BEG YOU!

God is featless and relies on statements and chainscaling

>"Hey Johnny, want to have lots of unprotected sex with me and ejaculate in my genderswapped cervix over and over until I get knocked up? I'm ovulating right now."
>"No way, fag. Flame on!"

Bugs Bunny loses to anyone smarter than a brick. If he can't trick you, he can't beat you.

>>149139794 (OP)
Do you want Deku to get shit stomped even harder?

>>149139727
I don't even really like Xianxia being taken super literally in this regard either. That's how we end up with Wukong being misunderstood as being strong enough to lift ten billion mountains or some such.

What's good, anons. Check the mega if you don't see a previously made request or send me a new one

https://mega.nz/folder/kEIWXSKZ#wXmvacWPUOvTwfBUQ-KIrA

Ochako will be slobbering over Miles' bbc by noon. Deku will watch.

>>149139838
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE MY BLOODLINE

>>149139842
Yes

>>149139850
Wukong isn't xianxia, it is the inspiration for xianxia, but it isn't one. Doesn't help how the average xianxia man ends up doing stuff like this half way through his series.

if you still age then you will eventually job

I feel like this will make some modern kids angry if this battle were to happen (mostly because the postal dude would kind of just stomp), but it'd be cool to see the Dude in a fight.

>>149139886
actually kino art wtf

>>149139886
But Mark does age.

>>149139886
My HEROES....and Frieren.

>>149139898
as does Ben

>>>149139792
How tf did they scale Wile to that machine? It wasn't even his.

>>149139863
>Miles
>Having sex with a woman
Nah, Miles sits in the cuck corner watching Bakugo and Shigaraki take turns railing Deku's girl

>>149139927
Just because he doesn't have it, doesn't mean he doesn't scale to it! Like how kratos not managing to block the beam of light doesn't mean he can't!

LIBERAAAAA DOMINE
DE MOOORTE AETERNAAA
IN DIEEE IILLAA TREMENDAAAA
IN DIEEE ILLAAAA

QUANDO COELI MOBENDI SUNT ET TERRAA
DUM BENERIS JUDICAREEE
SAAAAAECULUM PER IGNEM
TREEEMENS FAAACTUS SUM EEEGO ET TIIIMEO
DUM DISCUSSIOOO BENERIIIT ATQUEEE BENTURAAA IRRRAAA

>>149139962
>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I'M TOO SCARED TO LEAD THIS REBELLION ANYMORE NOW THAT MY HECKIN BIG BRO DIED!!!!
Mogged by Hal Jordan

>>149139794 (OP)
Ordinary woman-sama would’ve cucked deku to ordinary man-sama (and yes just like vortex from helluvaboss, he’s black and buffed)

>>149139993
Post hal jordan not jobbing to his pedophilic tendencies.

>Mark after fighting Class 1-A and Deku (it was a sparring match)

So we’re pimping out MHA characters?

BLACKED by Static?

Has Mark ever destroyed a mountain?

>>149139937
>Miles
>Having sex with a woman
It's more likely than you think.

>>149139886
None of those characters will be alive by the end of time

milesDAMN

>>149139993
>has to rely on Hal now that his superior is slain

>>149140038
Why are you like this, I mean favorite character?

>>149140005
>>149140016
>>149140033
>>149140038
lol! I bet dekufags is gonna call us Indians!

>>149140016
SUPERHEROOOO STATIC SHOCK

>BLACKED out of nowhere
Favorite Marvel character?

>>149139895
I'd be mad if any GTA protagonist got a match before CJ.

>>149140071
Cloak and Dagger

>>149140071
Thor, of course!

>>149140071
CHADDY HULK

>>149140080
They would go on a double date with loona and vortex.

>>149140016
ElectroDAMN!

>Hulk SAMA….SMASH US!

>>149140071
Paul Rabin!

>>149140103
Greened

>>149140095
That was one of the most disgusting reads I have ever seen

>>149140095
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>149140120
A very common critique of MHA.

>>149140132
...Most loyal vassal, all of marvel and DC.

>midoriya_izuku and ochako_uraraka
>27 pages
>ochako_uraraka and dark-skinned male
>38 pages
LIKE WHAT'S UP DANGA...
>LIKE WHAT'S UP DANGA...

>>149140048
>Quivered like a bitch when his superior died.

>>149140081
Thor IS down with the swirl

>>149140103

Prime and ready to get FLASH'D by Flash Thompson

>>149140034
Thing is immortal and does live past the end of the universe

Should be Eve in that pic desu

>>149140153
Chocolate bunny coded

>>149140155
Green ugly bastard that lives in a swamp in a grim dark future coded.

>>149140137
decuck

>>149140144
and he moved on and accomplished much more afterwards. your point?

>>149140016
Built for Cole MacGrath

I see we are in prime shitposting hours. I don't think it is possible to make enough filters that would make this place bearable.

>>149140172
>Thing is immortal and does live past the end of the universe
You're confusing him with Hulk. Ben ages, but very slowly and only during one week per year when he becomes human. Unless that changes in the future, he's going to die in year 6012.

Damn deku and his verse getting bodied by shitposters worldwide.

>>149140197
Not prime yet, the aftermath will be horrible especially if the next matchup is aang vs traveler

YIPPEE THE BVLLS FROM THE MARVEL UNIVERSE ARE HERE! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND, GET HER PREGNANT AND DRIVE THE QUIRK HAVERS INTO EXTINCTION! HOLY YABBA DABBA DOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED WATCHER SAMA!

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38VBv0ZenZU

Did Kratos vs Asura truly signify the downward spiral of DB and this general?

>>149140237
No, the quality of the matchup determines the quality of the conversation.

>>149140237
I think Kyle vs Simon did more damage to the general. But to DB as a whole? For sure. It's easily one of the worst episodes they ever put out.

>Femku
Dommed by Kamala
>Femkugo
For Agent Venom
>Femdoroki
For Johnny Storm
>Tsuyu
For Toad
>Mina
For Peter Parker
>Fem-Might
For Hulk
>Feminari
For Electro
>Himiko Toga
For Carnage

>>149140237
>Did Kratos vs Asura truly signify the downward spiral of DB
>implying DB never had ungodly retarded results and godawful justifications for them before

>>149140237
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he wasTEACHINGAsura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>>149140095
what the fuck?

>>149140239
The only Indie match up that didn't have cuckposting about the characters in question is Spawnrider I believe.

>>149140228
Mogs Jirou when it comes to singing btw

Tokoyamibros...

>>149140255
>Given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage
This part always gets me

>>149140237
I miss the 2 week release schedule

>>149139857
Captain Gangplank Vs Captain Jack Sparrow (League Of Legends Vs Pirates of the Caribbean)

>>149140237
Yes, KINGtos broke all /dbg/keks with his boundless power

>>149140260
Amonguys didn't either, but no one here was really invested in that mu

>>149140265
MCU Spider-Man is for Momo thoughver

>>149139857
Kasen Ibaraki (touhou) vs Kurama (yu yu hakusho), the non-shit matchup

>>149139886
My heroes... And Mark

>>149140260
Also Shigaraki vs Mahito and Doom Slayer vs Master Chief, and I think Wile E Coyote vs Tom Cat?

>>149140260
Which is kind of ironic considering Spawn was literally sort of cucked

>>149140310
>When Deku suggests he should fuck Ochako instead of Ochako fucking Miles with a strapon

>>149139857
Steven (Steven Universe) vs Phos (Houseki no Kuni)

>>149140260
I swore there was some cuckposting for Spawnrider too but little compared what followed.

>>149140265

>>149139857
Asta and Miles (the Black Bulls) vs Deku & Ochaco

>>149140265
I thought Tokoyami's gf was the rocker girl

>>149140336
No the rocker girl is the love interest of dollar tree Electro

>>149139857
Tobias Fate "twistedfate" Vs Kinji Hakari (League Of Legends Vs Jujutsu Kaisen)

>>149139794 (OP)
Coby was right there, fresh for Death Battle.

>>149140313
>Shigaraki vs Mahito
This one is true
>Doom Slayer vs Master Chief
I remember some cuckposting about Slayer cucking Chief with Cortana.
>Wile E Coyote vs Tom Cat?
It wasn’t as bad as I thought but there was some cuckposting about Tom.

>>149140324
He already did that I was the one who asked for it

I blame SHARTos for all of this.

>>149140364
Shiggy is such an incel that cuckposting isn't possible

>>149140372
Fantastic

>when you finish writing your fanfic of kamala rejecting you to fuck sama

>>149139857

>>149140293
…of making everyone laugh at how utterly slow and weak he is compared to Asura.

Who should Mirko fight?

>>149140400
...is what anon coped as KINGtos warped these halls

>>149140419
Lola of course

>>149140419
Big Chungus

>>149140447
Post Kratos destroying an star.

>>149140419
I don't know but she's for Moon Knight

>>149139857
Amy Rose vs Sakura Haruno

>Touhou LostWord is officially licensed
Wario not only has to deal with Base Jo'on, NFT Jo'on, and Arab Oil tycoon Jo'on, but now he will also have to fight Eternal Summer Jo'on with her Makai Gauntlet that absorbs pestilence, curses, and Poisons, manipulates water, and shoots star essence attacks

>>149140447
…to make everyone laugh at how utterly slow and weak he is compared to Asura.

>Naruto, I challenge you to a Death Battle!

>>149140469
>pestilence, curses, and Poisons

I don’t think Wario used any of those

>plebbit is assblasted by the racist Deku meme resurging

>>149140467
>putting Sakura Haruno in a Death Battle
That'd be barely a match at all.

>>149140419
>Good ending
Chun Li, Juri, or any other leggy martial arts woman.
>Bad ending
Picrel...

If SHARTos never won against Asura, these threads would be better.

>>149140496
My penis would implode.

>>149140465
I…can’t even post him destroying a mountain…

Johnny gets to impregnate THIS?!!!

>>149140484
The gauntlet will absorb his farts to empower Jo'on

>>149140209
I mean, you're just proving my point. The rock form can't age, but his human side can.
I remember there was one story where it showed he had evolved into some kind of hyperintelligent being in the far future

>>149139794 (OP)
Depends. Do they stop at a certain point in a character's life or take in everything they've done? Because end of series Mark is much stronger than teen Mark.

>>149140496
MY FUCKING DICK

>>149140511
Yep.

WE HAVE TO BE BETTER MEEEEEENNNNB

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149139857

>>149139886
Feels good, evergreen bros.

>>149140500
Undoubtedly, but they wouldn’t be as funny since we’d likely never get picrel. The threads would’ve moved on extremely fast though considering there’s not much to debate about Asura vaporizing Kratos with no effort.

>>149140517
>I mean, you're just proving my point. The rock form can't age, but his human side can.
Well yeah, but as soon as he still reverts to human one week per year he'd still die from old age eventually.
>I remember there was one story where it showed he had evolved into some kind of hyperintelligent being in the far future
Oh yeah that was a thing too

>>149140568
that looks like a giant turd

>>149140582
it was shaped like that cause that's the shape of the container Reed picked for it

>"Next Time on Death Battle"
>Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
>So he shot at the sun with a gun
>Shot at the sun with a gun
>Shot at his wily one only friend
>...
>"Subscribe and join as a member for more Death Battle"

>It's...over...look young Midoriya...we finally stopped...Stilt-Man...
>All...Might...that was...
>*smoke clears revealing All Might has just killed the entire class of 1-A*
>You really thought you could beat him? Talk about delusions of grandeur!

>>149139857
Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen vs Michael Jordan and Lebron James

>>149140358
…to fight Konohamaru.

Match him

>>149140671
Death at the hands of Mr Fantastic

TITAN!!!!!

>>149140671
Death at the hands of Plastic Man

>>149140633
>Mysterio pulled an Old Man Logan on All Might
Canon.

>>149140389
>>149140372
Another one I found on my folders, don't know if this one is from Thumbnail anon though

Denki is fucking lucky

>>149140466
>Marc gets to have all the animal women

>>149140671

>>149140723
....that Static Shock lets him watch.

>>>>>

>>149140671
Kurama's chewing toy

>>149140106
lol I thought this post said Paul Reuben.

>>149140671
Skinning at the hands of Goku

>>149140671
>Jake the Dog victim

>>149140633
Actually canon

>>149140752
What a QUEEN! She looks just like me!

Kino or cringe?

>>149140095
>what I watched: garbage
>what I expected: garbage
Huh? Yeah all capeshit is slop, why do you need to post this?

>>149140633
k,b,c

>>149140419
My cock

>>149140747
>WHAAAAATTTT?!!! MY STRONGER FAAAR FAR STRONGER COUNTERPARTS THE ONES WHO CAN USE THEIR POWERS WITHOUT BECOMING A FUCKING RETARD?!!! STATIC ELECTRO AND COLE MACGRATH AGREED TO RUN A TRAIN ON MY BELOVED JIROU?!!! YIPPIE!!!! JUST LET ME SET UP MY CHAIR AND CAMERA YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

>>149140788
There's only one Queen in these threads anon!

OK, Spyro vs Crash, who wins?

>>149140802
>STRONGER FAAAR FAR STRONGER
idk why this part made me laugh specifically

>>149140802
I remember when Denki said this.

>>149140803
... And that Queen is Makima!

>>149140680
>>149140695
>>149140776
Post any of them destroying a mountain.

Why are there so many dropped plot points in mha?

>>149140802
Kek, what a cuck.

FLAME ON

ENTERRRRRRRR

>>149140865
My ACTUAL real queen...

Kino

>>149140865
>can't even survive on top of a mountain
EXIT.

>>149140865
...her pussy.

>>149140016
>tfw i misread this as "BLACKED by Sanic?"
I want to die.

>>149140865
Not my queen

15 year olds look like this?!!

>>149140850

>>149140905
SHE'S FIFTEEN?!?!?!?!

>>149140385
Still draws more dimes than Deku.

>>149140850

>>149140932
Why are you all making fun of my FUARKING hero Deku! He is a super cool hero and he gets lots of girls!

>>149140850
Johnny, calm down. Your boyfriend Peter isn't in the upcoming death battle!

>>149140960
...in your fanfiction of course.

>>149140891
Does nappa get his saibaman? I cant see how conquest wins unless you use sun disk scaling. Still having moonbuster isis bombers should be useful

>>149140975
Pretty sure Deku ends with Bakugo in most fanfictions.

>>149140975
Does anyone self-insert as Deku?

>>149140790
Saiyans vs Gems? Meh. Worth it

>>149140835

>>149140790
Does Vegeta not just nuke their planet?

>>149140802
Doesn't Denki figure out a way to do it without the mental disintegration?

>>149141007
wait wait wait wait wait... Luffy bros... does the FUARKING DOG solo our ENTIRE VERSE!?!?! WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING LICH SCALING?!?! HOLY FUARK!!!!! PLEASE SAVE US ODA!

>please stop stealing my streams on Spotify Luna Snow Sama....

>>149141007


That’s just mountain peaks

>>149140918
AAAIIIEEEEE I’m gonna.. s-s-SUPER NOVA!

>>149141007
FUARK. MOUNTAINS ON ADVENTURE TIME ARE THE SIZES OF BIG TREES. AND JAKE DESTROYED...Like 8% of them?

>>149141022
Kek.

>>149140985
>Does nappa get his saibaman?
Sure. He uses them in his game moveset anyway.
> I cant see how conquest wins unless you use sun disk scaling.
Even without it Viltrumites on show much greater physical feats than Saiyans, while their greatest feats come from large scale ki blasts. What Nappa does with his Ki blasts, Conquest can do just by flying by.

Your favorite Death Battle character can claim a MHA wife, but they have to have won their fight and NEVER lost.

>>149141001
King Vegeta Vs White Diamond

>>149140469
No one gives a shit.

>>149141049
>Spider-CHAD Slayer of Batmen
claims Momo or Mina depends if he wants a Gwen or MJ

>>149141049
Peter could claim a wife... but he'd rather stay with Mary Jane Watson.

>>149141026
NOOOOOOOO! JOHNNY DON'T! MHA'S COSMOLOGY CAN'T HANDLE THAT! THEIR VERSE IS GOING TO BE OBLITERATED IF YOU GO SUPERNOVA!

>>149139857
Little Mac vs Gearless Joe

>>149140835
https://youtu.be/M4c6RUdGXQo?feature=shared

Sure

>>149141049
Gokubros....

>>149141049
>Hal

Mina

>>149140469
I give a shit

>>149141043
Saiyans hit each other with their beams and also punch and kick each others' beams away

>>149141049
Ayo! Where Mt. Lady at?

>>149141083
We all know who Hal is really picking... save us Ben 10 Rematch Sama

>Deku was so BTFO by CHADsta that he needed to fight street level opponents

>>149141114
>calling a Spider Character street level.
Just because they actually care about stopping robbers and shit doesn't mean they are street level

>>149141049
Lady Nagant closest one to Ada

>>149141126
Yeah, they are more like wall level.

>>149141049
>Yo Jirou! Let a nigga show you what a REAL shock is...

>>149140894
>can fight a god, win and fly back down without problem from the sky above the top of a mountain
i noticed you misspelled that so i fixed it for you

>"K-K-Kacchan... *Cof Cof* I.. did it... Last thread I failed but now I finally managed to win against Empowered..."
>"Emp-what? Deku... That's The Deep..."

>>149141049
Kirby probably wouldn't care

>>149141137
What's up with blacks having electric powers? Its always white guys giving them this combo too. Is it a race thing? Does purple lightning look good next to black skin?

>>149141049
>2-0
Can characters with a winning streak with no defeats claim multiple?

>>149141174
Didnt Dwayne McDuffie make Static?

>>149141174
Black Lightning

>>149141137
This cartoon was such a boring dogshit.

>>149141049
My HERO got btfo in all of his episodes

>>149141126
I think even building level is generous. Peter can lift a building sure, but that’s like saying Eddie Hall can break steel with his knuckles

>>149141174
>Its always white guys giving them this combo

>>149141200
not Batman since he beat Captain America in his second episode…

>>149141200
Lexbro....

>>149141200
Vaderbro...

>>149141200
Gokek....

>>149141174
Black Lightning was the first major black superhero in DC, then they had to make Black Vulcan for Super Friends to cut on licensing fees, then it just became a pattern to make black electric guys

>>149141174
>It's always white guys giving them this combo

>>149141049
It is I Kenshiro, who won my one and only Death Battle and never lost. Give me all your women.

>>149141200
Hulkbro...

>>149141114
https://files.catbox.moe/oqyzv0.mp4

>>149141214
Surprisingly fire force subverted this by making two black characters that have 0 connection to lightning powers

>>149141246
but soul eater by the same author had a black dude who used fire and lightning powers.

>>149141200
Gokubro...

>>149141214
>>149141238
Are they actually black are just ambiguously brown?

>>149141245
k,b,c.

>>149141258
as if matters

>>149141258
bee's whole thing is rapping, I would be surprised if raikage wasn't black
yoruichi is just brown though

>>149141271
Some anons on /a/ were wondering if she's a big or jeet

>>149140671
Plastic Man

>>149140671

>>149141202
>I think even building level is generous
Unless you also think characters like She-Hulk or The Thing are building level, I don't understand this.

>>149141245
KEKAROOOOOOOOOO!

>>149141246
He is raising the only character with lightning powers as his daughter thoever

>even Jirou got memed on
jesus Christ

>>149141258
The land of lightning is based on wu tang clan killer B is supposed to be a rapping nigga.

>>149141258
Yes

>>149141152

>>149141245
Actually funny.
>>149141304
MHA characters are just that weak and pathetic.

>>149141258
Isn't Miles mexican???

>>149141290
they are
that image is also stupid, colossus, bill foster, cage and shulk are 100% way physically stronger than spidey and were at the time of making that image, and the idea that surfer isn't physically powerful and only reliant on the power cosmic is utterly laughable

>>149141019
Technically after he gets his support gear he doesn't have a much of an issue since he can attack at range while using less instead of having to basically get in melee range to use it.
He also trains to use more to increase his limit on how much electricity he can use/absorb at a time. His real issue is how underdeveloped his usage of it is since he coasts off it strength and is quick to panic

>>149141258
Characters like yoruchi, mirko rumi and harribel are ambiguously dark beige (still Caucasian)

>>149141290
The Thing isn’t even there. And this was back in Bronze Age Marvel. It was the same era where Batman could reliably bewt Hulk who peaked at lifting that mountain

>>149141338
Blackxican not mestizo, not Latino, he’s still a nigga and barley speaks Spanish so he’s SSL nigga.

>>149141245
KEK

>>149141049
The invisible bitch.

>>149141343
Not holding back Spider-Man rips all of them in half like tissue paper.

>>149141287
Toriko is for Matter Eater Lad

>>149141152
>deku is becoming stronger every thread
in 2 years he will one shot the one above all, btw.

>>149141338
He's Puerto Rican which is different from the average live leaking border hoping Mexican

Why is there so little battle series in the west? Most fun match ups have to have at least one anime character.

>>149141370
yeah, he'd win in a fight against someone like colossus or luke cage, because he's faster than them and has spider-sense, and his webbing lets him hit above his paygrade

he's not physically stronger than them

>>149141370
How many times as Peter clowned on the X-Men at this point? When will he one shot the Phoenix?

>>149141387
Show me a physical feat of Luke Cage that Peter doesn't match or exceed.

>>149141387
Spider-Man has consistently taken down storm one of the more dangerous omega level mutants I'm not gonna let you downplay peter's skill.

>>149141245
Kekkarooooo

>>149141397
She’s omega level in that she can create a planet wide thunderstorm, not, “takes hits by Mike Tyson”

>>149141287
Toriki is no joke a better MU for Asura.

>>149140995
Yeah a lot of people do unironically self insert as Deku. That's why you have those pictures and fan art of deku getting with multiple girls all self insert shit.

>>149141393
wow, that was easy

>>149141397
you can even see in that image the only reason she couldn't do shit was because they were in an enclosed area, man

>>149141383
Because they don't like fun

>>149140790
Boring stomp match up. Everyone in Steven Universe struggles to destroy planets, they need some big convoluted plan to hatch a big gem monster inside one to do it.

>>149140265
that's sprig's girl

>>149141387
Spider-Man beat the shit out of a Galactus herald that can vaporize small planets casually. Colossus is lucky Spider-Man is always holding back. He could have easily yanked Colossus' head off if he wanted too. That casually back slap that KOs Wolverine is icing.

>>149140995
His fans do
Here's a KratosSCHOLAR explaining it
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279518738/#q279553224

>Dazzler sama Luna Snow sama please allow me to feature in your songs for I am not good enough to make actual good music.....

>>149141446
>Spider-Man beat the shit out of a Galactus herald that can vaporize small planets casually.
Doesn't that just bring down Galactus Herald? Getting bitched by a human with spider powers is kinda pathetic.

Sato would solo MHA btw

>>149141137
This cartoon was entertaining and cinema.

>>149140671
Sailor vs Pirate

>>149141464
The only thing I renember is the squad team being hyped up because they were actually super competent.

>>149141446
the 'small planet' firelord 'casually vaporized' was literally the size of a car btw

>>149141463

Wakkanda Forever

>>149139794 (OP)
Gundam Newtypes can now create entire universes just by dreaming if they’re coping hard enough, where does this put them on the power scale pyramid?

>>149141049
DK takes them all.

A single infernape solos MHA

Sexo

>>149140790
Problem with Gems is they are the only cosmic characters that can't got FTL cause lore says they are made of light and have even plot relevant anti feats proving this. There is no level of scaling that can help them even touch sayians

>>149141490
And that proves what? He still jobs to punches from spider dude

>>149141049
Beerus? probably the invisible girl

>>149141478
It's because they're US funded glowies.

>>149141509
>>149141490
right before firelord actually starts fighting spidey on earth he literally jobs to a firefighters' hose

maybe the 'small planet' just wasn't that big eh

>>149141174
I remember watching a YouTube video on this, and the consensus is that it is all a coincidence. It all started with Black Lightning, and every character after was inspired by him, or was just a coincidence.

>>149140671
>>149141494
>>149141496
Monkeychads... I kneel...

>>149141446
I notice he's wearing a certain symbiote there.

>>149141245
>Haruka Mirai starts playing
I laughed

>>149141534
He's not. Just a replica of the black suit. I also dont think it actually makes his stronger in the comics. Atleast early on. Could be wrong about that though.

>>149141524
The characters in comics can both blow up planets and get bitched by fire hydrants. Just like in DB.

>>149141546
That's correct it only made him stronger later on

>>149141478
They were the second best thing the manga after Sato of course. Crazy to think the author was a loli hentai artist before starting Ajin.

>>149141524
>>149141547

>>149141546
>>149141551
Yet we are discussing clear evidence to the contrary.
What's your IQ?

>>149141571
5, Asurabro btw

>>149141462
Kek. Funny and Canon.

>>149141571
190 what is your IQ?

>>149141571
-50, Kratosbro btw

>>149141571
The black suit he's wearing in that scene is the cloth replica you tard

Who should Pacifist Man, fight?

>MHAkeks seething over the fact that Spider-GOD gapes their verse

>>149141606
Evidence says otherwise, tard.

>>149141481
Pathetic.

Rex from Dog Nigga would solo the MHAverse

>>149141618
What evidence?

>>149141618
And the evidence is?

>>149141425
>Makes magic stone golem crumble after hitting it.
Not exactly a spectacular showing. If you don't consider cratering venom with a single punch to be an equivalent feat, would you accept destroying Iron Man armor, or perhaps beating the shit out of the Luke Cage in question?

>>>>>

>is that...a few walls of some abandoned buildings? WHHHOOOOFFFFF

>>149141602
Immeasurable.

>>149141637

>>149140291

>>149141638
Early comics work kinda on toon magic. Or the writer not giving a shit about consistency, just having cool fights happen, be it on street or in space.

>>149141547

>>149141618
That fight is in ASM 272. Peter ditched the symbiote in 258.

>>149141621
>Not even City level suns Touhou thinks it can talk

Somoene post the flower scene from God of War Ragnarok. I fucking dare you Kratosissies to post that scene.

No one should put up with your delirious BS if you have that shit in your game.

>TROONhou
>My JOBBER Academia
All fodder to Spider-CHAD and the CHADvel Universe.

>>149141657
>God vs normal human
huh?

>>149141668
Seems it stuck with him, in both body and mind.

>>149141669
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO POST THAT

FLEE

Post Spider-Man destroying a mountain.

>>149141678
>he wouldn't wrestle God at a crossroads

>posting KINGtos victims

>>149141669
boulder level small planets
hydrant level power cosmic
building level heralds
you? MAD
reimu?
SOLOING marvel with her city block level stats.

>>149141694
He punched hulk one time and that guy can destroy the multiverse in that other comic!

>Posting KEKtos victimizers

>>149141683
>Peter got a perma boost from the symbiote
Unironically that's true of the Unipower. It gave him a perma boost in his stats, IIRC.

>>149141702
Kratos Beats Composite-fiction

>>149141676
I tried to not bring up Touhou in these threads because all this talk about street level characters would make My girls look bad, but now that you mention it
Spiderman is fodder for Yamane >>149141669
That explosion would unironically solo all the justice league and half of all marvel heroes

>>149141691
Knull tanked this btw

>>149141635
The stone golem's fist was almost as big as nearly 2 meter tall body, and Luke shattered the entire thing in a single blow. That's easily dozens of meters of rock fragmented with a single strike. I'd love some of the crack you're smoking if you think Spidey punching Venom into a small crater barely bigger than his body is even remotely comparable.
>would you accept destroying Iron Man armor
You do not want to bring up scaling.
>or perhaps beating the shit out of the Luke Cage
Yeah, in their fight back in the 70s or whatever where Spidey won with webs. I've already said Spidey's webs and speed let him hit above his weight class.
Luke is a 25+ tonner and Spidey is still I believe a 10+ tonner by Marvel's own standards, it would be extremely weird if Spidey was considered at all comparable or stronger.

>>149141704
>JOBSTOOXYGENDEPRIVATIONmu

>>149141669
My multiverse was just blasted to smithereens by this...

Everyone posted and talked about in this thread thus far?

Serfs and servants.

>>149141676
please stop posting this batfamily victim

>>149141724
Kratos…

>>149141721
>where Spidey won with webs

>>149141609
Other pacifist man

>>149141669
AIEEEEEE MY VERSE...

...Is completely untouched

>SHITjustice

>>149141743
Every verse above city level…

>>149141694
Spider-GOD is galaxy level, so it would be redunant for him to do that since he beat a Herald of Galactus.
>>149141704
>>149141715
Can they beat a Herald of Galactus? No? Then they're fodder.

EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

>>149141726
Kratos's victim. Like every woman.

>>149141715
>>149141676
Also the Gacha Gives Yamame a Spider verse suit from the Phantom Thief (Persona) universe.

>>149141669
Deku? Tanks that with ease

>>149141669
I don't know touhou, where/what is this place?

>>149141726
Kratos victimizer, like every woman.

>>149141669
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Miles bros, should we be concerned?

POST mha having good videogames

>>149141812
I-I CAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN'T!!!!!!

>>149141812
Does Jump Force count?

>>149141721
>small crater barely bigger than his body
Venom is over 2 meters tall and the crater clearly extends well beyond his body. You have Peter knocking him into a crater, which would be an indirect transfer of energy mind you as opposed to if he just punched the ground to make the crater.

Enough, the death battle should be settled in Fortntie

>>149141802
Canon

Post Spider-Man being in a good game after 2010.

>>149141778
it's hell
well, former hell, they moved new hell somewhere else

>>149141669
Friendly reminder this was Done by a Utsuho possessed by Mizuchi, since Okuu's compatibility with Yatagarasu comes from her empty head it makes sense that Mizuchi would make her weaker (because she is smarter)
This is actually the weakest possible output for Utsuho
>>149141778
Human Village, since Youkai can exists as long as humans believe/fear them Gensokyo Keeps a stock of humans living in blissful ignorance separated from the outside world.
This means that destroying the human village is extremely dangerous for all Youkai.

>rapes Yang
>rapes Megumin
>rapes Jubilee
>rapes Rex
>rapes Inosuke
>rapes Raphael
MHAfags should massage this guy’s back for carrying their whole goddamn series

>>149141837

>>149141837
EAAAAASYYYYY MONEYYYYYYY

>>149140305

>>149141827
>He thinks jump force is good
>>149141845
Yang would punch a hole into bakugo

If Miles loses, do they give him a dignified death? Or does Deku kick him into black and red mist?

>>149141827
>Jump Force
Come on anon

>>149141759
>Can they beat a Herald of Galactus?
Yes, they can output more force than a fire hydrant. Pay attention.

>>149141845
>Posts characters Bakugo gets raped by

>>149141741
Luke is completely fine the next page, he didn't have the super jumps at the time (which should be a good idea of how really fucking early this is) so he couldn't get back to the roof they were fighting on and resume the fight. They fight later on and Spidey wins via his webs. Spidey also admits Luke is potentially stronger than him during this, though Spidey is more agile.
And again, this is the early 70s, and both Spidey and Luke have grown in strength since then. Luke massively moreso.

>>149141845
Forgetting someone?

>>149141865
Deku hangs him with black whip

>>149141669
A single xianxia continent is quadrillions of time bigger than a 2hoes star, btw.

"Perhaps, if Yang Qi went further down, he might find an immortal's mansion grotto that had things worth taking. But right now he was primarily focused on cultivation, and this seemed the perfect place to work with the Chartreuse Sovereign God Armor, the Protomammoth Flag, and the megamammoth quintessence-blood.

This layer of gold was part of a large vein that stretched roughly fifty million kilometers from end to end and was about a hundred million kilometers thick.

Although those numbers might seem huge, in the immortal world they were not particularly impressive. After all, the depth of the lands in the immortal world were usually measured in light-years."
They still job to basketball scaling, but basketball scaling only kneels to spiral power (it overpowered swank love of DC).

>>149139857
Saitama vs stardust the super-wizard

>>149141837

Friendly reminder that Spiderman fans were so obnoxious Marvel needed to create Paul and throw peter into a endless cycle of emasculation and suffering just to humble them

>Reimu: "Hey Spider-Man! Do that funny dance I like before I solo your verse."

>>149141845
Whoops He got matched up with Genos. Another L for Mha verse.

>>149141910
No they do it to try to defeat us, because us webheads are too strong.

>>149141916
>Reimu
Shocker victim

>>149141916
I remember when Spiderman did this in the hopes of being spared

>>149141896
Touhou cultivators can create senkai that are infinitely big, who cares

>>149141865
It will be a respectful death, but it would be great if he got punched by Deku and is instantly turned into smear on the nearest wall.

>Spider-Man: Hey Reimu, do that funny dance I like before I solo your verse
>Reimu:

>>149141964
KEKYPOW!

Post Reimu and Spider-Man not being poor

>>149141900
I love the way Peter is written in this game.

I remember when Reimu did this in the hopes of being spared.

>>149141964
KEK I remember when Reimu did this foolishly thinking Spider-GOD would grant her mercy

>>149141880
Bendisforce Luke was an honorary S-tier even

>>149141916
Fact.
>>149141964
Fanfiction.

>>149141976
Reimusisters... Spideybros... we have been bested...

>>149141981
Meant for >>149141964

>>149141964
Fact.
>>149141916
Fanfiction.

>>149141669
>supposedly "weak" feat is the most impressive thing posted ITT
kek

>>149141839
that's what i thought based on way it was laid out (or some kind of afterlife) but wanted to ask

We must be better men

>>149141948
Then why no one has posted anything remotely close to a planet feat in 2hoes? The closest thing is the fucking "Infinite" pound but then you have characters strongest attacks being only city block, or car sized stars. I mean, even a pretty "tame" western "xianxia" (closer to xuanhaun), already has feats like shocking an endless multiverse by merely talking (which quite literally trascends spatial dimensions. https://imgur.com/a/way-is-depth-beyond-all-directions-QIHtGfh)

>>149142023
>Robbie Williams victim

>>149142016
Fuark I can’t imagine any feat better than a sub town level star!!!

>>149142023
You need better feats

>>149140335

>Spider-CHAD threatened the One Above All and the One Above All got scared
Spider-LORD? BOUNDLESS!

>>149142027
No one cares about this fucking drivel genre quit posting it

>>149142023
I agree Kratos

>Miles seeing several mountain busting fists raining down from heavens

>>149142042
That rock? Outerversal+

>>149142027
nobody cares about you faggoty suggverse ocs

>>149142058
' laundry

Alex YIIK? He solos the entire MHA universe btw.

>>149142045
>stop posting designated featsman genre, PLEASE STOP IT
Post touhou destroying an star

>>149142045
>>149142068
>THEENTIRERESTOFFICTION cope babble

How come Kratos becomes a meme while Dante is left behind and forgotten he's the coolest lore guy

>>149142044
FUUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKK! SPIDER-CHADLORDKINGGOD SOLOS ALL OF FICTION?!?!?!?

>>149142044
Isn't the One Above All a jobber that gets casually absorbed by trinkets and mcguffins?

>>149140355

>>149142027
>Statements
LAWL

>faggoty
Touhou bros...Are we ESL'S?

>>149142084
Its just boring fucking drivel. I have never even played Touhou.
>"And then he took a shit and it went beyond the bounds of even fiction and I smelt it while writing this."
Wow, so cool so epic. It's as bad as that Yogiri shit.

>>149142099
No that's wally west/Dr Manhattan/White and Black Lantern rings.

Xianxia WON

TIME TO POST DEATH BATTLE W- nevermind... he lost, I still haven't gotten over it...

>>149142084
>MORE statements
L. E. L.

>>149141732
>this batfamily victim
Saying that while Spider-Man and Spider-Gwen already killed two members is funny
You could have said Static victim but choose to look dumb

>>149142133
...the spouting random statements competition, soundly!

>>149142044
TROONhoufags....MHAcucks....not like this.

>>149142110
>>149142140
>Mindbroken babble

>>149142134
Jerry will avenge him

>>149142121
What kind of insane babble are you talking about boy, you know that the series I posted spent all but ONE book having the cast peak at only city level, right? The omniversal feat I just posted only scales to a grand total of...20 people, across 20+ books (half of them aren't even xianxia to begin with).

>>149142134
Tom took the fall so Mickey Mouse can gape Bugs with Kingdom Hearts scaling btw

Was this rock special? Why did it hurt SSJ2 Goku?

>>149142134
Micky will avenge him when he FRAUDCHECKS Bugs and all over Loony Tunes.

>>149142140
You? Can't differentiate between books feats and statements. You? Keep using statements.

>>149142153
...is all xianSHIT OCs have against someone with real feats!

>>149142175
>SSJ2 Goku
retard bro...

>>149142167
>Its fine because the retarded gay shit is limited in scope!
Your verse jobs to Shit Smellman

>TURDhou
>real feats
Funny joke.

>>149142027
I've never played a touhou game, but I feel for any community scaling with text. 90% of anime/comicbook powerscalers go apeshit the moment a picture doesn't give them a 1-to-1 example of power.

>>149142174
Post anyone in Kingdom Hearts destroying their developer's universe.

>>149140394

>>149142167
no. one. cares. is that getting through to you?

>>149140467
Did it already

>>149142189
No fictional character has ever impacted reality and scaling characters using said claims is fucking retarded and instantly nullifies any claims you make.

>>149142187
The only "touhou" game I played was a SMT copy fangame, it was pretty good imo

>NOOOOOOOO YOUR VERSE CAN’T HAVE MULTIVERSAL FEATS BECAUSE IT’S BAD WRITING BECAUSE…… BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!?!?!?

post MHA characters saving people

>>149142043
Either of the BLVCK BVLLS solo

>>149142185
>you can't have literal gods do god feats because...You can't...Why? Because I said so, okay?
>>149142196
Then why the fuck do you keep responding? Are you that much of an attention whore you keep spouting schizo nonsense?

>>149142206
touhou downplayers...

>>149142200
Too bad sonny, that's what Death Battle just did and you're in a thread for THEIR SERIES which you LOVE

>>149142213
>Miles
>BVLL
Post KEKiles not making fanfiction where he’s the third wheel in his own love triangle.

>>149142210
I-I CAN'T BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL GOVERNMENT AGENTS!

>jobs to Sasori

>>149142187
Text feats should literally be EASIER to portray than comics and anime feats. Just say 'my character destroyed a planet or a universe' in a single punch.
Instead Touhounigs really struggle with posting even just that and then all of the feats their characters do that makes top tiers shit themselves in visual mediums look like this.

>>149142223
>Iron Man and his pro reg goons out of NOWHERE

Who wins?
a slightly better MHA vs Marvel MU.

>>149142106
Well at least is not Miruko as Anissa
Deku is still gonna suffer tho

>>149142222
Post deku not losing to a blvck bvll

>>149142210
They don't save people they're just glorified cops. They saw a child that was blatantly a victim of child abuse and ran away from her.

>>149142178
I know you never graduated past picture books, so here is something more to your speed touhou bro!

>>149142226
FUARK A BARELY BUILDING LEVEL CRACK IN THE GROUND!?!?!? THAT SOLOS MY ENTIRE VERSE!!!!!

>>149142242
I'm gonna regret asking this, but which MHA character would be Anissa?

>>149142216
>Are you that much of an attention whore you keep spouting schizo nonsense?
said the schizo who brings up random gorillionversal garbage no one has ever heard about to get a win over city block level touhou

>>149142245
Post Miles not being a cuck.

>>149142167
Every time someone posts chinese shit it's always
>but that universe wasn't just a universe
>it was the smeguniverse, which is equivalent to infinity times the bounds of the hubble volume
>and all of that was in every single thread of the Ivory Royal Flower Prince's robe, which doubles as the tent that makes up the night sky in every universe
>and it was torn apart by a single blow from Xaxong's Longdick dagger
along with thrilling commentary like "wow it's so overpowered you have no idea". it gets boring

>>149141845
Not Raphael

Planetary scaling

>>149142256
Toga obviously

>>149142254
xianfag...

>>149142236
Iron Man is more of a HERO than every other pro hero in MHA.

>all this Deku slander
C'mon slander Miles too I hate him as much as I hate Deku

>>149142225
I miss OMM
There was nothing more hype than realizing there's only 10 seconds left and the guy you are rooting for has their ultimate attack powered up and about to deliver the winning blow after surviving getting their ass kicked in the last enemy combo.

>>149139794 (OP)
Is there a difference between Mr Fantastic and Kamala's powers? They feel like the same thing

>>149142200
>No fictional character has ever impacted reality and scaling characters using said claims is fucking retarded and instantly nullifies any claims you make.
T. seething seriousfag getting gaped by toonchads

>>149142259
>I don't care
>you know how much I don't care because I keep responding!
>>149142269
1/10. Not mount tai mention or the dao, or very shitty attempt at trying to explain philosophy. Or the constant retarded featsman feats.

>>149142295
Kamala has weird mutant shit now

I AM BUCK BROKEN

>>149142315
Asura...

>>149142314
Dumb

>>149142315
Miles…

>>149142295
Kamala's are just better since she can increase her mass and she also has a healing factor

>>149142277
Post anyone in touhou destroying an average sized star, NOW. Otherwise random qi refining fodder solos your verse (and michael jordan too going by DB)

>>149142315
Miles....
Deku....

>>149142252
This gookshit is too strong to fight most of fiction but is still too weak to not get shitstomped by the big boys.

>>149142319
…‘s favorite punching bag, Kratos.

Kingdom Hearts Mickey will get scaled to outerversal which > Bugs impacting reality and will result in him getting gaped btw

>>149142333
...Post any of those "big boys" destroying an universe, and not relying purely on statements and cosmology that only the retards of VSBW would buy.

>>149142315
Tom…

>>149142238
She'd kill him

>>149142336
...on opposite day

>>149142315
FRAUDyote…

>>149142345
Post Xianxia destroying a universe without equivocating one to a snowglobe.

New thread

>>149142359

>>149142329
Michael Jordan defeated the Monstars. He saved the Looney Tunes. He scales above 99.99999999999999% of cosmic powerhouses

>>149142297
dude the fuck do you want me to do, "admit" that your ocs are stronger than touhou? i was cheekily comparing touhou's city-level stars to marvel's building/wall level scaling heralds and you started sperging out about this shit

Looks like Spider/MarvelGODS won yet again.

>>149142336
… on every day.

>>149142295
Kamala borrows mass from herself across the timeline to shapeshift

>>149142290
At least the first Spiderverse movie was great, that's better than anything I can give Deku

>>149142364
Done. Now is your turn>>149139874
>inb4. Umm that acshually doesn't count because it is books..So they are statements, yes.

>>149142374
Yeah sure, that is why you throwed a tantrum
>inb4. I wasn't one, I just called them fucking chinks piece of shit, that they get raped by the actual god tiers. Totally relaxed btw (:

>>149142394
>Has to resort to statementfagging
>Wants me to post Lovecraft the KING of statementfagging
Kwab

Xianxia bros... we lost...

>>149142421
I...You are making an statement, retard sama. You know how books work, right? Also dimensional shit will NEVER be actual feats, nor statements, just haxs. Doesn't help how lovecraft has admitted he sucks at maths.

>>149142336
…Simon got this

MHA has heroes too

>>149140655

>>149142439
>No dimensionality scaling
>No R > F
>No outerverses
>T-THAT DOESN'T C-COUNT
negged, no diffed, entire verse squashed by the weakest jobber lovecraft cockroach.

Gookshit keeps taking L's.

>>149142478
>Has it
>has it, even the frauds of ergenverse have it
>literal headcanon made by warhammer fags to avoid getting raped by a single nightfighter
You? Can't read, yet keep babbling about things you don't understand. Now post any lovecraft character destroying an universe.

>>149142478
Outerversal wooden boat btw

>>149142499
>an universe
ESL babble detected

>>149142499
ESLbro...

>>149142329
here's Tenshi shaking the multiverse. You will now backpedal and say this doesn't count.
https://youtu.be/NmNAFpq7S8k?feature=shared&t=1489

>>149141077

>>149142544
Fuark. more statements, HOLY SHIT.

>>149141898

>>149142570
You forgot pamput…

>>149141049
>Gojo
Gojo is for Makima but if he has to get with an MHA bitch I guess Nana Shimura would be a good fit since both mentors who are the strongest of their time and all that, then he can no diff All For One for her so she doesn't job horribly like in-canon. And of course, he'll be the one giving her offspring so they grow up to be big dick alpha chads like himself instead of like the bitter abusive faggot she had in-canon

>>149141174
>>149141527
This second guy watched a retarded youtube video.

It's because Electricity is powerful, but it is also nondestructive. Giving a black guy electric powers is safe, because he's not being stereotyped as destructive and violent.