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Anonymous No.149140205 >>149140215 >>149141348 >>149141874 >>149143226 >>149149146 >>149152788 >>149158788 >>149159351 >>149160358
Dear Dumb Diary
Someone ripped a Dear Dumb Diary book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Dork Diaries thread so I might as well storytime it
Discussion of similar books are also welcomed
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Bump if you're reading
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>>149140205 (OP)
Yeah let's go!
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Previous storytimes can be found here
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148149033/#148149945
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148371981/#148388696
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>>149140274
I haven't read other "diary" series besides a bit of Greg's. Is Jamie the most defensive about who reads her diary?
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>>149140432
She must hide her hidden Sapphic desires
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>>149140205 (OP)
Dumbass bitch diary
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>>149140685
Isabella dad is based.
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You can't do this to me, I'm at work
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>>149140205 (OP)
Thanks, Anon.
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The End
Thanks for bumping and again thanks to the Anon for the rip
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>>149142323
She is so pretty
Anonymous No.149143226 >>149143260 >>149144332 >>149146752 >>149156078
>>149140205 (OP)
>Discussion of similar books are also welcomed
So is this place where we can continue what if Greg got Nikki teen pregnant?
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>>149143226
What does /co/ thinks of lou? A french comic with a similar diary premise.
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>>149143260
I think we've had threads on it
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>>149143285
I remember that once
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>>149143260
It's good.
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Thanks
Anonymous No.149144332 >>149144390
>>149143226
IDK?
>>149143260
Great but pretty depressing later on
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>>149144332
Why is it depressing?
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>>149140432
I think so. I guess the other schoolastic kids invested in a lock
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>>149140285
Witchcraft? Bump her up in the pecking order.
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>>149140370
She did this in another dumb diary I read too. She's pretty dead set on keeping the bloodline flowing
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>>149140675
I agree with this and think we should implement it to our already existing week
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>>149140685
What's the 5th?
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>>149140805
>He's not a child predator
Well this just got a whole lot more boring
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>>149141656
I guess poor Sinker knows where he's not wanted . There was probably a point where he was new and fresh and his relationship with the house hold was much better. That bastard father goes after the women, children, and even the dogs. Why hasn't someone stopped him yet
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>>149141785
Did she actually kill her turtle? This bitch isn't mean, she's evil. RIP bro
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>>149142356
Fun read
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>>149140893
>prefers older men
B-b-based?
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>>149142356
thxs anon
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>>149140727
E-erotic....
Anonymous No.149146595 >>149152446
>>149140395
> Angeline rears her ugly head!
> Which of course isn't ugly
> and I'm not even going to talk about her rears.
It begins.
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>>149146385
>>149146570
primed to be groomed by either Mr. Prince or her mom
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>>149143226
Maybe but it'd be more fun to switch it up.
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>>149141381
>Italian
>Tries to appear white
Like pottery.
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>>149142085
lel
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>>149142356
You are quite welcome storytimeanon
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>>149143260
>with a similar diary premise.
Is it an actual "diary" comic or is just a first-person narrative tale which isn't actually a diary format original
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>>149146257
>Did she actually kill her turtle?
It's revealed to be alive in book 8 (granted it could be a new one) just trying (and failing) to run away from her
Anonymous No.149149146 >>149149522
>>149140205 (OP)
AND JUST IN TIME FOR PRIDE MONTH
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>>149149146
Sorry but that got cancelled. June is now Scoliosis Awareness month
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>>149140300
Id be scared to death
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>>149140453
So does the author intend tk make the MC seem like a little lesbian or is it just like odd writing that theyre so immediately focused on Angeline?
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>>149150116
Women tend to be a little bit more Bi than guys on average
Anonymous No.149150936 >>149151545
There's a kids' book that I've been trying to storytime on /v/ forever, but it always gets deleted by mods. I would storytime it here, but it only technically has a couple of drawings, done in-universe by the characters. /lit/ would never read it. I don't know why I'm typing this.
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>>149150936
If you want to give it a shot ...
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>>149149522
Sorry but June was originally a father's day month
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>>149146595
Very
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>>149140205 (OP)
Neat
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>>149141363
Good reaction pic.
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>>149147534
even if unintentional, Jamie comes off as a fag
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>>149151545
Alright, fuck it. I can actually get the whole book off before the 500-reply mark. Would anyone still here like me to continue this thread with a totally unrelated storytime of Spy Gear Adventures: The Massively Multiplayer Mystery?
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>>149150116
100% unintentional but he welcomes the head canon saying Jamie is still learning more about herself
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>>149153813
I mean if it doesn't hijack the thread sure I guess
How many pages is it?
The limit is 300
Anonymous No.149154891 >>149154923
>>149154811
Something in the vicinity of 200. I think I’ll just make a separate thread and link it here.

The biggest connection I can make between SGA and DDD is that they came out during the same time period and I loved them both when I was reading them at the time. SGA is a series of books that I’ve been obsessed with for a long time and really want to share with 4chan because despite their at this point absolute obscurity, they’re some of the funniest and weirdest books ever written and are still hilarious to me as an adult. They’re the universe’s best-kept secret. I 100% maintain that when the world finds out about Spy Gear Adventures, it’s going to become a legitimate viral trend and meme. Saying that, they seem perfect for /co/, but trying to storytime the one about an actual video game on /v/ didn’t pass under the mods and obviously /lit/ isn’t going to pay attention to Scholastic shit. Hopefully you guys at least enjoy it. Anything I should know before getting into it?
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>>149154891
>separate thread and link it here.
I don't think that's a good idea if it's mostly prose
Dear Dumb Diary, DOAWK, etc have an illustration on the majority of the pages and have some comic elements giving leeway but you don't get a storytime for a Narnia book just because Baynes had a few illustrations
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>>149154923
Yeah, you’re right. I have no other way to share this with a blue board, so might as well do it here. Give me a minute.
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Alright! Assembled weirdos, are you ready to take this journey with me into a completely psychotic unknown children's book that has been banned from other boards?
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>>149155050
Book 2 of 6. They're all good, but book 2 is my favorite and the most likely to be yours as well.
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Thoughts so far from anyone following?
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I'm starting to read now
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>At least as true as I think it needs to be
Kek, that's a good line
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Cookie problems, especially in Incognito mode.
It reads your cookie as new, so it gets the 120 second timer.
Be thankful it isn't 15 minutes.
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TLDR
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>>149143226
This time it's what if Jamie got pregnant
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Captcha: STDT0
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Would she go for the abortion?
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>>149156131
Okay! 100+ pages, chapter 11. Almost halfway through the book. I'm going to take a few minutes. I know this is a weird move in a DDD thread, but this is in some ways a similar book, so I hope you're having fun. Obviously it'll take somewhere from 50-75 more posts like this to finish it, so the thread can keep going for a while until bump limit.
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>>149156165
Is the whole series available to rent on the Internet Archive?
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>>149156222
Yep! The only issue is that the uploaders used only the books’ subtitles, so you’ll need to search these phrases exactly:

The Secret Of Stoneship Woods
The Massively Multiplayer Mystery
The Quantum Quandary
The Doomsday Dust
The Shrieking Shadow
The Omega Operative
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Alright, let's continue.

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She seems to think about her future kids fairly often so I don't think so
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Nobody's denying it
Just let him have this
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Aaaaaaand GG! Hope you all enjoyed. Thanks for letting me do this.
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>>149142293
The art style reminds me of chowder
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>>149157187
You're welcome and thank you
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>>149157187
Thanks anon
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>>149148913
Good
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>>149140205 (OP)
How would she handle a school shooting?
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>>149158788
Depends. What is it shooting at and where did it get the gun?
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>>149158891
>What is it shooting at
Either her or Isabella. They seem to give the most people the most shit
>where did it get the gun?
His parents house probably
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>>149159088
Why would a school have parents?
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>Isabella
I think someone drew that
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>>149140205 (OP)
Too many words
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>>149159269
Found it
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>>149159653
why is dressed like fred drust?
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>>149159653
Kekekekeke. Thanks for sharing
Anonymous No.149160358 >>149163705
>>149140205 (OP)
Dumb Dairies
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>>149140395
Bump?
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>>149140411
Thats actually a cool idea
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>>149155240
For a second I misread that
>killed a bunch of cats
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>>149140520
This faces are great
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>>149140685
>Talks
Kek
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>>149160556
Wouldn't all the chemicals fuck up your hair?
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>>149140685
>Dresses like lady for Halloween
Uh oh...
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>>149160714
Yes
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>>149159684
heh
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>>149155620
>Then turn right at the light, which is Wright.
>Wright?
>Right. It's Wright.
>I go right?
>Right
Sensible chuckle
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>>149159684
I think it's a reference to a certain incident, actually.
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>>149155493
>If you read Book One of this Spy Gear series, you know a lot about Lexi. If you didn't read that book, you must be punished.
Alright alright
Lay it on me
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>>149155520
>Every real gamer knows the strategy guide authors are drooling idiots who couldn't possibly get a job anywhere else
>Look up author
Knew it and huh, he also does artbooks and licensed cookbooks
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>>149156165
I feel like Latimer was a fan favorite among the readership when this was still going on
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>>149156697
Kids no, going to Blizzard isn't worth it
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>>149157128
https://web.archive.org/web/20060615090146/http://www.cyrilsblog.com/
Huh, real website
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>>149157187
Thanks
It was pretty fun
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>>149160358
Moo
Anonymous No.149164182
>>149163304
Mr. Latimer becomes more involved with the plot over the course of the series and the final book ends with him finally managing to get out of Carrollton, and the author asking the audience to please let him know if he finally makes it to the expressway.
Anonymous No.149164206
>>149162962
I’d storytime the first book, but again, /co/, and I can’t make it work in its own thread.
Anonymous No.149165103
>>149140426
Haha the lying on the cot joke is still going