Thread 149141912

female characters who are losers, failures, or are struggling to get their shit together.

How does she afford the rent?

>>149141912 (OP)
Nah these characters suck and are just the artists or directors self insert.
Bitch we don't need to see how depressing your life is, we can just read your Twitter or Bluesky lol.

>>149141994
Preach fellow girl boss enjoyer. We can't let these fools rewrite the narrative.

>>149141994
It wouldn't be a bad thing if it wasn't for the weird self-aggrandizing undertones these characters have. They're all written in a way which makes it seem like these writers all have massive victim complexes.
It's really just a trope of our current times. In a decade or so, this whole cliché is going to be dated and embarrassing.

>>149142144
>In a decade or so, this whole cliché is going to be dated and embarrassing.
More like it's embarrassing now.

>>149141968
Providing the "benefits" of friendship to Marshall every couple of months before he got with Gary.

>bad thing is good if it's a cute girl
no fuck off

>>149142542
Yes.

>>149142542
literally any situation can be improved with the introduction of a cute girl anon

>>149142922
Not this one.

>>149142144
>It's really just a trope of our current times. In a decade or so, this whole cliché is going to be dated and embarrassing.
Remember this post calling you a flaming faggot once you see another show starring a woman that's so super relatable since she's clumsy and dorky and fucks up a lot but 3 hot guys still want to dick her down after 10 years. The only bar this had to clear was just more women writing their stuff and that's done. It's going to be a mainstay moving forward

>>149142542
boyfailures are neat too, that's why they call them "lovable losers"

>>149143576
boyfailures are just 4channers

>>149143576
>>149144103
who ya calling lovable loser you Nigger

>>149141968
Onlyfans

I love girlfailures. Libby's probably my fave.

>>149141912 (OP)
I miss the early seasons when characters eyes were like that when something surprised them

>>149141912 (OP)
Gert from I Hate Fairyland

Everyone saying they hate girlfailures and they’re self inserts for the writers… You do realize that some girls are just kind of not good at stuff right? And that’s a way to develop as a character… To become better.

>>149142028
Is she autistic?

>>149145725
were they all different degrees of girlfailures?

>>149146627
That's way too much benefit of the doubt.
In reality, they never have to improve on their shortcomings and are always validated by the story.

>>149146686
They all had down moments at points in the show but Libby is a paranoid weirdo who smell's funky and was and a loser to start with and remained so. She is the alpha girlfail.

>>149146686
Why is Libby just 'current Libby but taller' when the other two look reasonably aged up?

>>149141912 (OP)
>>149142028
>>149145725
I wanna spoil these girls so bad. Which is ironic sense I'm a minimum wage worker irl

>>149146735
her nerdiness is permanently etched into her physique, even if she shot up to nearly 6 feet

>>149143576
how do I graduate to lovable loser from loser

>>149141912 (OP)
What character is this and where is she from?

>>149148414
Fionna from Fionna and Cake

>>149141968
The same way every foid does. By being a whore

>>149141912 (OP)
I love "girlfailures", they are so easy.
And because they got confused into thinking that a girl must reach some sort of success in a career to not be a failure, they don't even expect you to wife them up (well, they do, but they can't outright state it) so you can just use them for sex.

>>149141912 (OP)
Is Nemi a girlfailure? She's a bit of a mess but she's also pretty boss.

>>149141912 (OP)
>girlfailures

Why can't we just call them failures?

>>149150102
Sounds better

>>149150233
It sounds awkward.

>>149148396
be true to yourself

Haha

>>149149259
The main problem would be convincing them to have with you.

>>149151436
What problem?
Fix you shit up and they will practically jump on your dick themselves.

>>149150102
cause it's a forced meme to parallel girlbosses

>>149142542
>>149143576

>>149142028
>Successful webcomic author and OF model
>girl failure
Nah, Marcy is doing pretty well for herself

>>149151459
Most girls won't put up for everybody. You need to reach a certain baseline of attractiveness to be considered an option. An autistic recluse like me probably would be pretty bad in bed.

>>149151798
>Most girls won't put up for everybody
Sure
>You need to reach a certain baseline of attractiveness to be considered an option
Yep
Thing is, you can get MUCH more attractive if and it's not that hard to do.
Unless you are extremely short, ugly or have a disfigurement of some kind.
>An autistic recluse like me probably would be pretty bad in bed
What does that have to do with anything?
We're talking about having short flings with dumb thots, not convincing them you are some kind of sexual tyrannosaurus.
Besides, this is not a particularly difficult skill to acquire.

>>149151663
she could be a reformed girlfailure

>>149141912 (OP)
You just posted the best one. I have nothing more to share now...

>>149151851
>not convincing them you are some kind of sexual tyrannosaurus
I know this isn't the same for alot of people, but I would prefer if the girl i'm fucking enjoys it too. Deadpan sex hurts my self-esteem. That being said, these types of women probably don't have high standards, so I guess that helps a bit.

>>149152832
I mean, I don't disagree - performing well is both good for your self-esteem and makes the whole thing feel better if you feel any sympathy at all towards your partner, but you do have to start somewhere.
>That being said, these types of women probably don't have high standards, so I guess that helps a bit.
That's true. I knew this one chick that were legit ready to sign off her soul to me just because I went down on her that one time.

>>149141968
Sucking off the landlord in exchange.

>>149153015
>you do have to start somewhere
Are you suggesting I practice with casual sex with wagies?

>>149141968
The show makes it clear she's employed, it's just that she gets fired and changes jobs constantly.

>>149152819
Gib big bunny

>>149153328
>Are you suggesting I practice with casual sex with wagies?
If you're into that, yes.
I mean, if your goal is a tender and loving long-term relationship I wouldn't recommend that you get into the casual sex mindset too much.

>>149149258
>Meggs Coven still not released

>>149141983
>Pomni
Explain

>>149151663
Yeah, that $20,000 a year income means she can get the mid brand ramen 3 times a week.

>>149141912 (OP)
>Only has 4 social media followers, one of them being a fake account
>Nobody outside of her two friends likes her
>readers least favorite character
>Desperate for clout and will do anything to get it no matter what it takes, always fails
>doesn't shower
>canon slob
>Has been banned from visiting schools and off of TikTok
>No one wants to see her content

>>149153982
Being so unpopular you can't even get porn of her is the true suffering to her character

>>149154078
The author did draw porn of her, that someone on here posted a cropped version of months ago.

>>149154099
>her author had to draw her own porn
incredibly grim state of affairs
how can one character be such a failure?

>>149154099
I mean other artists doing so

Mop is a certified girl failure, she was essentially living of the streets till she found rag. Rag is a bit more complicated. Ignoring her drinking, bad luck , rudeness and immaturity she can be a diligent worker capable of standing on her own two feet. So she's what ever comes after girl failure in terms of compotence.

>>149152819
Where is this from?

>>149153363
My goal is to get LAID. A serious relationship is a bonus, but I would at least like to have some experience before that happens.

The idea that a curvy white girl with great friends, whose always out partying and is wealthy enough to afford rent on a decent apartment with no job is a failure is a boldfaced lie. Fionna's just a self insert

>>149154645
Then get buff and well-groomed and go for it.
Just don't rush to marry the first decent girl that gives you attention, I've made that mistake and it sucked.

>>149153982
>the one thread made about her comic got so much shit it got sage'd
>any thread she gets brought up in dies shortly after
She's not even a girlfailure, she's a travesty

>>149146765
give them your lunchtime pudding cups

>>149154575
Dashr U
https://dashruniversity.thecomicseries.com/comics/4/

>>149153034
It's easier and has higher success rate than protesting. Too bad she has a landlady

>>149155665
Where should I look for hookups?

Fionna is distractingly plappable. Goodness.

>>149157377
Wet, frictionless plaps.

>>149152694
I want to enable Vera's drinking habit by buying her feet pics

>>149149930
Gloria is the best

>>149154099
SHARE IT

PLEASE

Girlfailures make for some of the most endearing protagonists, wouldn't you say?

>>149161093
I'd say Fionna makes for an endearing whore

>>149158675
She is loved, despite her faults

Did a quickie with a leftover sheet i had

>>149152635
Both Nat girls share the top spot imo. Complete qt3.14s

>>149161859
It appears many others feel the same way

bump

>>149141912 (OP)
Me

>>149157078
Personally, I snipe 24-30 year old girlfailures at wherever the altgirls are. Sometimes on dating apps, but they are terrible and WILL kill your self esteem if you have any confidence issues at all.
You are jumping the gun though, first you need to work on yourself enough that you catch random girls on the street mirin.

>>149149930
I wish they hadn't made her a successful business owner - I miss when she was a girlfailure wagie

>>149141912 (OP)
I love girlfailures so much bros

>>149156567
Looks interesting. Thanks.

>>149142542
Yes

>>149142542
>bad thing is cute if the person is attractive
this has always been true, anon. where do you think bad boy fetishes come from?

>>149141912 (OP)
fingering failed women and tasting their essence.

>>149141912 (OP)
How can you be a failure when nothing is expected of you?

>>149161885
I love when breast definition is given to Fionna, especially when it's done subtly

>>149165011
Either lowkey gifted or full-blown titcow. Don’t mind either, but pick a lane imo.

>>149141912 (OP)
when's her new season?

>>149164120
no prob

>>149156588
Ty

>>149166377
Probably end of the year. The season has been in post production for a few months now.

>>149156630
So you’re telling me she was caught under the table of Marshall’s mom.

My ex girlfriend crashed my new car (2018 Hyundai elantra) and she blamed me for it. I wasn't even in the car at the time.

Plap

>>149168056
Nooo anon this was meant to be a thread for insanely hot women who are too retarded to work jobs nooo you can't just point out how realistically dating these women would be hell, noooo anon, why would you say that.

>>149168263
This is fiction, retqrd

>>149167108
cute finn is cute

>>149164030
Frankie may view herself as one, but the fact of the matter is she works hard every day, providing an important, meaningful service to the community. She's improved many lives not just of her friends and inhabitants of Foster's, but of so many kids who adopted from there. That's anything but failure!

>>149169013
I may be a retqrd but you sir are a retard.

>>149164030
misato really is the queen of girlfailures huh

>>149164030
Replace Candace with Pony and this would be PERFECT

>>149170136
she hits a lot of the markers despite any tokens of success she has. she can be good at her job, have a nice car, have something of a romantic relationship, and still lose it all. all girlfailures bend the knee to her

>>149170126
Fag

>>149164030
I've been appreciating Reagan so much more recently, after finishing the first season. This bitch needed a robot to be able to give a hug and had to fake her death because she couldn't break off a hookup. That one line where they said she hadn't had a boyfriend in years who didn't need to be recharged feels like the perfect line to represent the girlfailure trope.

>>149164279
>getting them close to the edge with your fingers and quitting when they're super close
>whisper in her ear "damn girl, you even failed at getting an orgasm"

>>149168056
that's not a girlfailure, that's a budding successful lawyer

>>149170700
Nigger

Intentionally or not, Korra was a girlfailure.

>>149171112
she's a girlfailure in a girlboss's body

>>149172040
kek the grass is always greener on the other side

>>149170727
Netflix did her dirty

>>149161823
You did well anon
You did well

>>149156567
this was a garfield comic punchline for the vet lady.

>>149173602
she deserves one more season, at least

>>149146765
Spoil them with affection.

>>149141912 (OP)
Is this the adventure time thread? can i post a doodle im working on?

>>149175492
It's technically a girlfailure thread but if your art is of Fionna, please go right ahead

>>149142144
how did lars fumble this so bad?
btw i really wanna fuck her va

Can an augmented ex-black ops operative be a girl-failure if she only has skills relating wetwork and sabotage, with the added issue of not existing on paper in any meaningful fashion? I'm talking a false ID getting her a shitty apartment and a crap waitress job, along with being reluctant to start a criminal career out of a growing sense of conscience/not wanting to run across old acquaintances?

>>149141912 (OP)
>OHHHH BUT WHEN A WOMAN DOES IT IT'S SO QUIRKY AND SILLY AND SEXY! UWU O3O :3
What vile double standards, how fucking dare every single person in this thread. Die and reincarnate as worms in shit.

>>149177255
Seething faggot

>>149171070
Stop projecting

>>149177255
This is because men and women are different, giga-nigger. Equality is a falsehood cooked up by robber barons to convert 50% of humanity into more taxable labor.

>>149177339
Ok.
You are Indian instead, no takies backsies, you are Indian forever.

>>149177510
You are indian

>>149177745
Stop projecting

>>149161823
What she doin with allat