Thread 149143091

>Ironheart episodes one, two, and three will be available on Disney+ from 6 pm Pacific Time (PT) on June 24, 2025/9 pm Eastern Time (ET).

1 hour and 20 minutes from now, the world will know just how ICONIC Riri Williams truly is.

She's a Riritard

>>149143128
>she's a deet de dee

>>149143091 (OP)
>1 hour and 20 minutes from now, the world will know just how ICONIC Riri Williams truly is.
So not iconic at all, then?

>>149143091 (OP)
I fapped to her tummy in WF

btw all I understand about the show is that it's Breaking Bad with evil magicians.

Rumor has it Disney is doing major finger pointing and layoffs over this

I'm lurking for people to post shitposts/memes from the show to laugh at

>>149143221
>I fapped to her tummy in WF
based

You know it’s bad when IGN hates it

>>149144436
ign are well known to say whatever people pay them to say.

>>149144436
Forgot to post

>>149144459
disney's check must not have cleared

>>149144448
Who's paying IGN to bash Disney so I can support them?

>>149144459
Damn it must be horrible

>>149144459
IGN likes to bandwaggon, don't assume it's dogshit just because IGN says so.
Assume it's dogshit because it has a nigger in it.

>>149144506
oh no ones paying them to bash ign, i think youve misread my comment.
the fact ign have said its shit must mean no one payed them.
this anon understood it>>149144467

any webms ? i could use a good laugh

This shit came out 7 years too late

>>149144674
its why they never tried to advertise it, even the jews at the table knew they missed the boat, the boat being BLVCK W0MIN STR0NGK!

>>149144674
>>149144689
She was a side character in a misguided sequel no one wanted to admit was a bad idea. They really should have recasted Tchalla instead of making it some weird self-wank. Ironheart was literally shelved for 3 years

>>149144631
I enjoyed Luke cage

>>149145180
If they had the hindsight to know Chadwick was going to die they should've written Black Panther 1 so that Kilmonger didn't die in the 1st movie and took up the mantle either as a redemption or as an anti-hero in the sequel. Michael B Jordan is the only one besides Chadwick from the first movie that has the charisma to be the main character of an MCU movie.

>>149144674
>IW was 7 years ago
Damn

>>149146142
Chadwick kept his illness private

>>149146142
I kinda want to see how it would play out if Killmonger managed to get those vibranium to the Wakanda glowwies.

>shitty Jessica Jones series dickrided by wine aunts and moronic faggots with no taste
>garbage Spiderverse movies only retarded zoomers like
>Naomi TV series that was so awful nobody watched it
>Powers series nobody watched (probably because it was just as boring as the comic)
>butchering of MCU Scarlet Witch
>now this
What exactly kind of dirt does Bendis have on Hollywood execs to have his trash get adapted over and over? At Mark Millar's shit stories sound cool enough on the surface to adapt.

>>149146626
*At least

>>149143221
I can bust to this

i want to make love to all the black women of this show

>>149146142
This is like saying Red Skull should become the new Captain America.

>>149143091 (OP)
REE REE

Did Michael French from Retroblasting show up yet?

>>149144436
>>149144459
Even Empire only gave it 2 stars.
They typically give everything Disney at least 4 stars (and have Disney+ ads on the back cover of each issue), so this must be serious trash

Ironheart being shit is a forgone conclusion, we knew this months ahead of time.

>>149146142
This idea is dogshit and everyone who continues to push it should suffer

>>149149207
They filmed this like three years ago now, Marvel knew it was shit. Should've just been a write-off.

>>149144674
They should of made Armor Wars instead, and then brought in Ironheart to help War Machine battle MCU armored villians, plus with Armor Wars you get Justin Hammer, which everyone agrees was the best part of IM2. Armor Wars would have been accepted so much better than Ironheart.

>>149148494
I respect your decision

>>149150175
Can't have Armor Wars because some retard decided Rhodey was a skrull for an undisclosed amount of time.

>mystery meat with a jheri curl and an evil magic hoodie, the leader
>wop junkie who plays with knives, the number 2
>The Dyke Sisters, the muscle
>the most racist black woman stereotype in fucking decades jesus christ, the demolitions expert
>the black tranny, the hacker
>Eric Andre, the comedic relief

It reads almost like a parody, the only decent scenes in the show feature Han Solo

>>149151986
And the character assassination to set up his heel turn starts as soon as the next episode after his debut

>>149152083
>And the character assassination to set up his heel turn
Is it though? In the comics Zeke is an irredeemably evil POS with no good qualities about him. At least here he gets a cliche "good guy starts doing bad things for good reasons" arc.

>>149151986
I'm actually surprised they got away with the tranny.
It's pretty much as much of a walking cartoon as Chris Tucker's character in Fifth Element, I would expect complaints how it's too stereotypical.

>>149149247
Rumor is they tried really hard to do just that, but couldn’t

>>149152120
He's one of Madrid-Poor's most hecking wanted for his l33t hax0ring skills so he's empowered or something