Yo

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>Xianxiafag silent after getting BTFO'd by Shit Smellsman

Zillasisters…

>>149145581
Oh no, Hulk's beating up a G lister hero. What will Godzilla dooo~

Rex Wisconsin from dog nigga solos all of MHA plus he'd bite off everyone's dick.

>>149145581
Big dogs cheeks really be showing

>>149145598
>G-lister
>Wonder Woman’s biggest villain

>Bring me Erdrick

>>149145648
That's not a highbar desu, I mean most people can probably only name Ares, Cheeta, and Giganta for Wonder Woman villians

>>149145648
Marvel's Tigra is a DC's wonder woman villain?

>>149145575
Nah. I am still here, post shit smnellsman not being a fetish character.

CapeSHIT JOBBED in the last thread.

>>149145783
And will job again this thread

Warner Brother Cartoon Characters vs Disney Cartoon Characters vs Walter Linz Cartoon Characters vs Tex Avery Cartoon Characters vs Hannah Barbera cartoon characters. Who wins?

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to All Might convention *
>Camera shows Deku struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND MILES TAKES SIX BWCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Deku despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Miles satisfied so many pro hero bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest kekold"
>Book drops on Deku's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Deku in room with Kyle
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Deku writing Asta's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY BLACK BVLL ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Miles storming into Deku's cuckshed

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Deku*
>"You saying we're some kinda pro kekolds or something?"
>Cut to Deku flying around Tokyo using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of Mark and Gohan pointing as geysers of African bvll cum flood the city

BWEEEW
>Shot of Kratos coming to Earth as Touhou plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEW
>Cut to pro kekolds defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Kazuya Kinoshita from Rent-a-Girlfriend, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of all DB winners fucking ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of scalingbucks breaking featscucks*
>Simon "based!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>light and columbo show up
>now this will be an interesting world to be the god of...

>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>DEKU VS MILES DEATH BATTLE
>PG-13

>>149145783
I think you mean Xianxia jobbed...

>>149145783
Everyone jobbed except for...

>capeSOVLcapeSOVLcapeSOVLcapeSOVLcapeSOVLcapeSOVL
Mindbroken.

Boo

>>149145853
They all team up to fucking beat the shit out of Screwy Squirrel. Even Popeye joins in.

>>149145910
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149145648
That's not cheetah.

GODiles POV

>>149145904
ESL-sama...

>>149145573
Danny vs Youmu is probably an easy post here, since it works whether you go sane or full wank and the theme is easy and intuitive

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL PURE JAPANESE FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Deku and Peni’s sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A MIXED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A MIXED BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLL!!?
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN OUR UNIVERSES GOT CROSSED OVER!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BROWN MIXED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A MIXED BABY!!! IF HE WAS WHITE I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS GWEN’S (who gapes my asshole daily btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BROWN KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT MIXED BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA VENOM SHOCK THAT BABY’S FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY SONY PICTURES LICENSED FLIP FLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL MAKE YOU GETTING GANGBANGED BY CLASS 1-A A CANON EVENT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT PETER’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

Post a boundless beast NOW!

>>149146002
Erm... you may have issues... what the flip is this?

>>149146023

>>149146034
Stick around and learn, tourist

>>149146002
Congrats Muhammad you're pleddit famous

>>149146023
>Pic rel
>>149146034
Sick around and learn, newfren

>>149146046
Could Alan beat Jackie

>>149146067
He'd get in his head about how to properly write himself winning and would either eventually write himself a victory ot lose to Jackie simply killing him.

>>149146088
Deku would die to this btw.

>included xianxia scaling
>it didn't even matter or play a role and tom dies to a wall level impact
Why does DB do this

MarvelBVLLS won the last thread.

>>149145648
>Any DC villain not named Joker
>Impressive or well known

>>149146051
What are you talking about?

>>149146093
…’s dirty dishes.

Post a BOUNDFUL FRAUD

Have you ever been so locked in that your goggles turned into star shades

>>149146093
Yep.

>>149145897
>still angry
Did the sight of some faggot arguing about things he like earnestly really fucked you up that badly? I guess honesty is bad because it isn't BBC fart cuck fetish that these thread is slowly devolving into. And yes, I am the xianxia fag

>>149146163
… they definitely won the biggest cucks of all time contest, forgot to add that in my last post btw

>>149146093
FLAME ON

>>149146173
>wah wah wah
Christ you are as pathetic as Kaijufag. You got BTFO'd by one shitpost and wont stop malding.

>>149146150
>my computer unironically froze during the star part
Holy fuark.

>No Herald scaling, Decuck?

>>149146187
Oh jesus fucking. This sounds like some /vg/ shit.
>umm you acshually sounf like poopey dick. Okay?

>>149146187
>Kaiju out of NOWHERE
NikoBITCH…

>>149146200
>sounf
>Oh jesus fucking.
I guess you'd have to be ESL to like Xianxia.

>>149146221
Nigger are you really that fucking angry, you need to start sperging out about minor grammatic error? Also, like dude, I understand if you don't like xianxia, but wanting to start shit and then acting like a victim is literal mega autistic behaviour.

>>149145512 (OP)
……………………….

>>149145882
CAAAAAANOOOOOOOOON!

>>149146239
>acting like a victim
The only victim here is Xianxia, when a BOUNDLESS BEAST solos the verse.

>>149146264
Post a boundless beast, then.

>>149146002
K,b,c.

>>149145882
KEKAPOW!

>:(

>>149146002
KEKABLAM!

>>149145882
Kek.

>>149146270
You already know his name.

>>149146002
Keky

>>149145882
This is GOLD.

>>149146002
This is BASED and CANOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149146300
KINGtos

>Guys. Stop making fun of my verse... or well.. I'll have to get serious

>>149146332
Deku…
Miles…

>>149146332
DC...

Tick tock MHAcucks.

>>149146332
Marvel…

Gimme a matchup to write a blog for.

>shilling his youtube channel

>>149146364
Funny Valentine vs Armstrong, or do you want a more niche matchup?

>>149146357
… it won’t be long before all our women serve your BEAST Deku!

>>149146332
Everyone in My Hero Academia....

>>149146364
Shit Smellsman vs Xianxia

>>149146371
That's fine, although I'm open to any answer.

>>149146374
's killer Miles Morales.

>>149146388
…’s buckbreaker Deku.

>>149146374
....which will only happen in my fanfiction of course!

>>149146364
Pinhead Vs Makima
Just because I really can't bring myself to research all the slop that is DvD Hellraiser

>>149146410
… known as Death Battle.

>>149146364
Mega Man X vs Optimus Primal?

Post Miles doing something impressive without a temporary power up

>>149146364

>>149146364
The princess vs flowey. An stomp, but a fun one

>>149146436
I-I-I-I………

Speaking of Megaman, how come none of the megaman zero series got brought up in Zero vs Metal Sonic? I'm guessing it was overshadowed compared to the gacha shit?

>>149146430
>Feeding Primal to a BOUNDLESS BEAST who gets MARVEL SCALING

>>149146364
Shakespeare vs Tupac

Post Dekcuck beating a galaxy level threat.

>>149146364

>>149146445
Basically. Plus Zero doesn't have is OG body and wouldn't have access to any of his Hax

Post Xianxia having good writing

>>149146455
Can't, but I've got a question.
Can (You) post a non outlier feat for Miles?

>>149146455
I CAN'T OKAY!? ALL MY VERSE HAS ARE BUILDING LEVEL VILLAINS!!!

Post Miles doing anything impressive without scaling.

I want Miles to lose....

>"oh my god... Kacchan. I finally found a way to beat Love Sausage, The Deep, and Empowered... Now I just need to get around and beat Kamala..."
>"Deku... Those are the Great Lakes Avengers... Gotta say at least you are improving bit by bit"

>>149146459
Alright thanks
>>149146450
Hilariously isn't zero top tier in all the fighting games? Like A tier at worst and top 1 at best.

>>149146483
I CAN’T OKAY!? MY CHARACTER ISN’T EVEN BUILDING LEVEL WITHOUT LEECHING OFF HIS BETTERS!!!

Post Dekcuck not being a cuck.

>>149146501
Zero is a top 3 character in UMVC3. I don't know if hes any good in SVC Chaos, but I know he's solid in MVCI

Post Cuckiles not being a cuck.

>Last fight featuring fighting game characters was Akuma vs Shao Kahn in November 2021
I remember when they used to use fighting game characters all the time, what a shame. Not even now when we got a new SF, a new MK and a new Tekken game.

Duckman vs Bojack Horseman.
Who's winning

TEAM DAI-GURREN REPORTING IN

>>149146445
Because it's a different body with a worse arsenal and completely different characterization, you'd have to do 2 character rundowns in 1.

Multiversal+ Tucker from Danny phantom
Low complex multiversal Bridget
Small building level Bruce Banner
MFTL+ Goombas

>>149146515
I know in SVC he's top one
>>149146527
Who gives a shit about that depressed pedophile, Bojack DBZ vs Duckman who wins

>KRYPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>149146519
Here you go a canon relationship.

>>149146543
HEROES!

>>149146571
Dekubros....

>We did it, Miles… we beat the League of Villains… Miles? OH GOD, MILES, STAY WITH ME, PLEASE! LOOK, WE WON!
>Peter!
>WHAT?!?
>Those weren’t the League of Villains… that was Business Baby, Big Mildew, Duplikate, and the Immortal.
>Oh god… Miles died to the Immortal?

Who wins?

>>149146557
I can't believe Wile killed Krypto with his 10 gorrilion times smegmaversal chain scaling...

>>149146543
TEAM DAI-GURREN IS READY TO BECOME SISSIFIED AND SERVE SUPERMAN'S BKC

>>149146580
The league of villains are so weak and pathetic they had to deal with a stronger universe.

>>149146571
>YIPPIE NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO TASTE A WOMAN’S LIPS I KNOW EXACTLY KIND OF PLEASURE I’M DENYING MYSELF WHEN I WRITE SAM KISSING MY CRUSH KAMALA WHILE I GET TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL!

>>149146592
>RAPED BY RUSSIAN COCKperman

>>149146512
I CAN'T OKAY!? HE'S A KEK THAT NOBODY LOVES AND WILL DIE ALONE! HIS ONLY FRIEND WILL BE THE VESTIGE OF SHIGIRAKI STUCK INSIDE HIM.

>>149146519
I CAN’T OKAY!? HE’S A PATHETIC FANBOY OF PETER THAT’S IN LOVE WITH A LITERAL TRANNY!

>>149146580
>*Miles then wakes up and looks around, seeing the defeated League of Villains*
>"Shiet! I must've solo'd them all while I was asleep! Damn I'm good at this! That's what these crackhead lookin mothafuckas get when they come to MY HOOD."

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>149146632
>Headcanon

>Miles vs Deku
That's SPIDER-MAN vs Deku to you pal!

I, JOBiles, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Marvel humbly kneel to:

Miguel-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in my own movie despite being an obscure spider-man variant no one has ever heard of.

Static-sama. winner of my Death Battle and my other master who is also the superior black teenage superhero.

Deku-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Peter-sama, the original Spider-MAN whose name and reputation I shamelessly rely on every single day of my life and who I owe all of my success to.

Kingpin-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gwen-sama, my loving trans girlfriend who rails my ass with her feminine penis every time she gets tired of fucking Peni’s underage Asian coochie.

Prowler Miles-sama, my less pathetic alternate universe self who would effortlessly knock me out in a single punch with ease and beat the shit out of me.

The entire Batman verse, who I am afraid of because my spider webs PALE in comparison to their street level powers.

>>149146651
I thought he was gonna do his own thang?

I think Goku should fight Superman :) Who do you guys think would win?

>>149146650
>Literally canon

>>149146648
He solos MHA btw.

>>149146614
>Has another man inside him.
Tell me this isn't true MHAbros...

>>149146669
>Posts a random xittertranny tweet

>>149146659
They cal a truce when they see Deku and Miles who are such pathetic disgusting cucks that they kill them and their entire verses.

>Deku wins
>Labelled a bully by the normies who cannot beat opponents that's his own weight
>Deku loses
>Cucku and wagie memes skyrocket
>Miles wins
>Autistic powerfag screeching from Reddit and other sites about chain scaling
>Miles loses
>0-2 gets made fun of by everyone
These two cannot win no matter what

>>149146675
I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Shigiraki is stuck inside of Deku after he had OFA stolen from him being rendered quirkless.

>>149146648
He gets solod by MHA btw

BatGOD

>>149146676
>If I close my eyes the tranny flag in Gwen’s room will disappear!
TROON Stacy…

>>149146651
Doesn't t every other spider hero have different name? Why do Miles' fans get so uppity about calling him Spin?

>>149146695
Solo'd by a whole verse? Are you retarded?

>>149146691
I think Reddit getting mad at you is by far the better outcome out of all of these

>>149146698
Kwab metal jobnic jobs again. People think he'll fold Cell?

>>149146706
>Letting a fag who gets dicked down by a ttanjy win is the best outcome
Nah

>>149146702
I just think calling him sting is a better spider person name than spin. Hell kid arachnid was something people used to call miles before the whole spin name.

>>149146704
You do know that's the name of the school, right? Are you a fucking idiot?
>But that's just an inanimate building!
Exactly.

I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:

Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.

Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.

Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.

Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.

All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.

Vulture-sama, who effortlessly ONE-SHOT me with his pinky toe.

Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.

The entire Marvel Universe, who I am afraid of because my verse's Quirks PALES in comparison to their COSMIC POWERS.

The X-Men, who me and my lessers shamelessly ripped off (They're also so much cooler than my own heroes and classmates.)

>>149146718
All of them suck. Calling him Spider-Man is fine. Wanting him to have a separate name is understandable, but you can just call him Miles lmao. No one gets uppity about Wally West, Hal Jordan, or any other legacy character.

>>149146734
It's called UA High. I guess MHAFags don't even read their own series.

>>149146747
Yeah that's true I don't really get that mad about hero names anyways and besides people still call miles either Spider-Man or just his name.

>>149146716
this just means Batman folds Super Perfect Cell

>Luna Snow Sama Dazzler sama Human Torch Sama please stop making fun of my music.....

>>149146770
I rarely ever call Peter "Spider-Man" either. I usually just say Peter.

>>149146641
Miles. Mountain. Now

>>149146777
didn't dazzler fuck a fat old man to get ahead in her music business?

>>149146777
>Sama
You don't capitalize honorifics dumb baka gaijin

It's just confusing. Miles can be A Spider-Man, but calling him Spider-Man is just confusing because a normal person will always think of Peter. Either call him by his name or give him a unique title.

>>149146777
Quit posting pictures of my beautiful wife sad.

>>149146785
Well yeah plenty of people wanna fuck Dazzler nobody wants to fuck Jirou that ugly mutie bitch with her disgusting earlobes.

>>149146774
Can't argue with that.

>>149146794
I don't think it's confusing if you speak like a human being and use context clues. People who insist on calling him something else are just virtue signaling their racism

>>149146794
It's weird cause there's Scarlet spider, Iron spider, spider-woman, silk etc and then theirs spider(hyphen)man which is so unnatural

>>149146784
I FUCKING CAN’T OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING SAY BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN’T GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149146815
Most people just call scarlet spider Ben and iron spider is just Spidey in an iron man suit that's not even a separate person and spider woman and silk aren't hard to differentiate.

>>149146815
It would be weird to have the same name if Miles became Spider-Man at the same time as Peter, but Peter established the name and then died and so Miles took up the title. The issue is you can't call him Ultimate Spider-Man because there are three other Ultimate Spider-Men.

>>149146745
All of that is canon and true.

>>149146832
I could of sworn the cho took up the iron spider suit for a while? Or maybe my memory is failing

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149146655
Every single word in this post is factually correct.

>>149146815
There are two Scarlet Spiders. You played yourself.

>>149146848
Good thing we know this isn't Deku

>>149146811
Funny. Considering those context clues come in the form of his poochie special powers

>SuperCHAD had a CHADgon CHAD poster in his room while growing up
Yup!

>>149146856
I maybe more out of touch with spider lore

>>149146856
You mean Kaine? Besides isn't Ben Riley chasm now?

>>149146777
Canon. Also lucky trips confirm.

>Eggman's entire fleet and army jobbed to Superman
>Metal Sonic jobbed to basic ass Batman with a Batcycle (not even Batmobile tier)
>The Flash didn't dare to even touch CHADvok and the CHADly Six and RAN

>>149146866
There was a point where both of them were Scarlet Spider at the same time. Also there have been multiple Spider-Women at once

Cuck and shitposting aside thinking about it now, I feel like my major issue with this episode is they barely scale Kratos to the shit people hyped him up for. Like they don't even scale Kratos to character he objectively beat with just his strength and skill like Zeus and Thor. Like they barely mention Thor and that fat fuck was the main part of Kratos's dick sucking

Eggman vs Wily deserves a rematch with an actual conclusion but it'll probably never happen

>>149146880
Anon didn't like a bunch of spider women die in that one event with the spider cannibals?

Peter Parker is Spider-Man

Miles Morales, is Miles Morales Spider-Man.

>All the people who think Shigaraki either cannot fly or cannot fight airborne targets when he has like 4 different quirks that facilitate and enhance flight and spent an entire arc in an airborne battle against other flying targets which he wins (with Decay as the killing blow no less)
I blame Death Battle for choosing not to mention any of this in the episode and instead putting the fight in a narrow closed-in subway while highballing Mahito and lowballing Shigaraki, because realistically if the fight was out in the open Mahito would get gigaraped even harder than he did in the episode, he literally could not even reach Shiggy due to the speed gap (subsonic max vs relativistic-lightspeed). Though again I can't blame them for heavily handicapping Shigaraki otherwise there just isn't a fight
Reminder by the way DeKEK is nowhere near as fast as BLITZgaraki and Death Battle will probably have him lose the speed category to Miles

>>149146891
That would mean scaling Kratos to things below Asura and they CAN’T do that if they want Kratos to win.

>>149146895
Why eggman stomps with Sage right? Gear shift from 11 isn't saving him.

>>149146891
I mean didn't Thor literally restart his heart to keep beating Kratos down after he accidentally killed him?

>>149146745
K, b, c.

>>149146898
I agree in as much as Miles will never live up to Peter, but I think being prissy about how he's not "the real Spider-Man" is kinda pathetic.

>>149146655
K,b,c.

>>149146915
Only way Wily wins is giving him X scaling. Even then he gets shitstomped.

>>149146898
I'm also spider-man

>>149146952
Ben Reilly....

>>149146955
Actually I'm Kaine

>>149146699
>TRAN FLAG ON ROOM MUST MEANT THEY ARE T RANS
Or they just support the trans movement, like serious that some leap of logic.

>>149146952
Toby McGuire?!

>>149146963
Kaine? You are my bitch...

>>149146970
COPEiles…

>>149146973
I'm gonna put a little dirt in your eye

>>149146908
But didn't Thor shake the entirety of Yggdrasil? That would be a better scale than a guy that was holding off Ragnarok

Toby McGuire gaps all verses. This is a FACT

>>149146895
In a more low-end show, it could be a fun fight (Sage is a bit of a question mark since she was plugged directly into the ancients framework and it's not clear how good she is remotely).
But on a wankfest like DB, it's just a stomp.

>MHAcucks think they have any room to talk when their series has a tranny in it

>>149146794
Just imagine if Deku started calling himself All-Might the second he got OfA, while All-Might was still on active duty. That’s how fucking stupid this is.

>>149146891
>Zeus
Kratos was carried by the BoO and Power of Hope. He was doing well but he really had no way to put Zeus down until he pulled those two things out.
>Thor
That one was weird and it’s definitely strange they mentioned fucking Freyr over the guy. But then if you use Thor, then you have that scene of him killing Kratos with a bonk to the head. Though Kratos beating those guys are impressive in a vacuum, but it just doesn’t match up to Asura’s… everything. Most of Kratos’s scaling relies on him beating other people and all his strength and speed feats aren’t even a fraction as impressive as Asura’s.

>>149147014
>Gaps
ESLuire…

>>149147011
But the Zeus Cronos Uranus chain sounds higher when you take into account DB assumed Cronos beat his father on his own and Zeus beat Cronos on his own.

>>149147026
It has two trannies get it right the male pussycat went to Thailand and transitioned into a man

>JOOOOHHHHHNNNNNNYYYYYY SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMM I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER

>>149147011
>didn't Thor shake the entirety of Yggdrasil?
Wasn’t this just a rumor or myth? At most I heard he just “splintered” the tree.

>Both verses have troons in there
Regardless of who wins /dbg/ loses.

Magne would rape Miles btw.

>>149146926
At this point, it’s less about him being called Spider-Man, and more about the reaction woke-types have when you call him anything besides Spider-Man. It’s like deadnaming a tranny; all logic and reasoning just goes out the window and they get completely aggressive on your ass. I don’t give a fuck what they identify as, I’ll call them by what they look like. And Miles does NOT look like Spider-Man.

>>149147069
Marvel can atleast detroon yourself I'm sure Mr Fantastic Ironman and Dr Strange can help you revert your genitals

>>149147068
The splinter was caused by knocking Jörmungandr into it to 'send it back in time'

>>149147079
Having a strong opinion on it at all is embarassing and shows you have stakes in the "culture war"

Milo Murphy vs Wonder of U when

>>149147026
Trannies are a shonen staple

>>149147100
Post trannies not jobbing to suicide

>>149147117
Atleast dragonballbros are safe, at best they only have a gay villain right?

>>149147117
>DBZ nowhere in sight
BEASTS!

>>149147090
Wait, so Thor didn’t even do it himself? Jormungandr was the one who splintered the tree then.

>>149147065
>"Goddammit! Johnny! He's back again!"
>"How did he even get inside the Baxter Building? Hell, ain't he supposed to be in Japan? How did even get to NYC?"
>"I don't know Ben, just get Johnny down here so he can fuck this guy's daughter and leave us alone."

>>149147069
>Troon in MHA gets unceremoniously exploded as a show of power for a mid-tier villain
>Troons in Marvel are placed on a pedestal with spotlights and given plot armor
Really shows you where the priorities lay
>>149147081
Eri's quirk Rewind could easily detroon someone by restoring their body how it was before trooning out, and Overhaul could probably manage it as well. Jury's out for if Recovery Girl's power would work for this

>>149147100
I’d rather just be honest in how I feel than live in fear of being called “cringe” for showing any emotion in life besides pure numbness and apathy. If you genuinely felt zero passion or emotion about your hobby and other people defiling it, you wouldn’t be on the Comics and Cartoons 4chan board.

>>149147182
Uh...shut up, being sincere is bad you know.

>>149147129
But Gigi is right there?

>>149147026
Had*

>>149147230
>Hololive out of NOWHERE

>>149147230
>But [BLEACH] is right there

>>149147147
Either that or Thor's strength but then the question becomes well how durable is the tree and that's a whole can of worms

>>149147026

>>149147235
Still got this one

>I Endeavor the forever 2nd place humbly kneel to:

>All Might-sama who I can never surpass no matter what I do and is far more beloved than me

>Deku-sama for turning my son into a faggot and teaching me how to be a real hero

>Onzai-sama who people will always compare me to and will stomp me in a future episode

>Hawks-sama for gaping my asshole every night

>Johnny Storm-sama for graciously accepting my offer to marry my daughter and elevate the Todoroki name to heights I can only ever dream off

>Nolan-sama who accidentally obliterated my verse in a early morning flying session

>Toya-sama for putting me in a wheelchair

>Bobby Drake-sama whose Icy exterior I cannot melt despite going full power

>>149147338
Canon.

fuark

I SHARTED

>>149147408
Goku...

>>149147408
Bejita Bejitasson of Planet Bejita…

>>149147408
SHARTos…

>WELCOME BACK, DEKU. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER, FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A B.... A B-B.... A BLACK MAN? YOU PAID A N-N-N-N-NIGGER BABOON TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, DEKU?

>DEKU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH, YOU KNOW WHITE QUIRKHAVER ARYANS CANNOT GIVE MONEY TO APES LIKE ME, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET NIGGERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY BOYFR-I MEAN, GWEN, DEKU, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE TRANNY WHORE WHO'S FUCKING MY JAPANESE SIDE CHICK AND MY MOM HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST Therewolf Media IS BLASTING Reiði, THE SUMPTUOUS HEAVENLY SOUNDTRACK TO KRATOS VS ASURA, IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A NIGGER THIEF WHO STOLE A BETTER HERO'S TITLE, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST QU*RKLESS BL*CK M*N, DEKU, YOU STUPID FUCKING MUTIE!

>LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Spiral of Emotion" BY Brandon Yates, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DEKU? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DEKU???

>IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER QUIRK HAVING PEOPLE...)
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE DEKU, YOU DUMB FUCKING MUTIE, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D BE AT A 2-0 TO FLATSCANS LIKE ASTA ON DEATH BATTLE, YOU SHOULD BE REALLY GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU.

>>149147531
Kek I remember when Miles said this.

>G*WD FUCKIN' DAMN, THAT BBC IS F-U-C-K-I-N-G HUGGGEE!!!!! Come on, Miles, FUCK my TWP clitty with your PULSATING black ARYAN CONGOLESE NIGGER COCK! Fuck me with your TWITCHING YASHMALIAN BIG BLACK COCK! Fuck me, my sissy INCEL cunt Nazis whore chud Mineta property Ochako, and my heckin' incel faggot child doggo pupperino! Fill us with your AFRICAN AMERICAN ARYAN NIGGER SPERM! Please just remember to buy me a new All Might figurine next to you to the store, okay Miles? I at least want a figurine of my fuarking hero for how hard my WH*TE bussy is gonna be stretched by your BIG BLACK COCK! Cum on!. FUCK ME! Let's post some BBC on 4chan too, get those stupid WH*TE chuddies mad! *starts sucking BBC faster than Mark Grayson and Asta and Naruto and Popeye combined* GOD BLESS KRATOS AND LONG LIVE THE BBC! *takes a BBC up his ASS and up his wife's ASS and his dog's ASS and projectile SHITS and FARTS thick ROPES of glutinous nigger CUM and CUM marginated WH*TEOID SHIT all over his prized All Might poster and computer blasting Reidi by Therewolf Media and Brandon Yates with Spiral of Emotion excluded*

>>149146364
Duke Nukem vs Serious Sam
Saruman vs Jadis

>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHH MAAAAAN, DEKU, THIS SURE IS SOME FINE FUCKING ASS WEED. HONESTLY, SMOKING FROM A BONG LIKE THIS WITH SOME QUALITY WEED SHOULD BE MANDATORY BY LAW, WE COULD END HECKIN' RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY IF PEOPLE JUST SMOKED IT. I SWEAR BY SCIENCE THAT WEED IS THE Therewolf Media OF DRUGS, ACTUALLY PUT SOME OF THAT SHIT ON, I COULD DO SOME LISTENING TO Reidi. ANYWAY. WEED. IT'S THE HEALING FORCE OF THE WORLD. EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD SHOULD ENJOY IT, EVEN THAT STUPID BITCH WHORE NAZI CHUD GWEN SHOULD SMOKE SOME SO SHE REALIZES THE MISTAKES OF HER WAYS FOR BEING SUCH A WHITE WHORE AND REALIZE THAT SHE'S BUILT FOR BIG QUIRKHAVER COCK. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE YOU STUPID BITCH, SMOKE THIS SHIT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TAKE A FUCKING HIT YOU STUPID WHORE BEFORE I FUCKING PUSH YOUR EYEBALLS IN WITH MY THUMBS. YEAH, THAT'S IT, YEAH SMOKE IT, WHORE. WAIT, HUH, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! NAH I'MMA DO MY OWN THING!!!!!!!! *venom blasts gwen's cock cage*

>YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH DEKU'S BABY YOU TRANNY WHORE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HECKIN' HEALTHY QUIRK HAVING STUD THAT WILL RAPE MORE QUIRKLESS NIGGAS LIKE ME IN THE FUTURE AND AND FURTHER OUR PLANS TO EXTERMINATE QU*RKLESS PEOPLE ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU FUCKING WHORE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? OH, MAN YOU CAN'T TALK, OH LOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY DYING, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. UNF, THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BLOOD, HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE FUNKO POP FURNITURE DON'T DRENCH IT IN YOUR BLOOD. DON'T GO TO MY HELL'S ANGELS VINYLS COLLECTION EITHER YOU DUMB BITCH! YEAH, JUST DIE THERE ON THE FLOOR, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT THERE. HMM. UGH. THAT'S SO MUCH BLOOD.

>WELP DEKU, GUESS THAT'S THAT, SHE'S DEAD LOL, THE SAD THING IS THAT NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD OUR ONE FOR ALL CHILD YOU BLESSED HER NAZI INCEL ALT-RIGHT KREMLIN ANTIVAX WOMB WITH IS GONE WITH HER. WELP, TOO BAD, IT'S ALL HER FAULT FOR SMOKING THIS WEED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT. WELL, AT LEAST NOW YOU GET TO RAPE PENI'S UNDERAGE JAP PUSSY OR EVEN MY MOM. LOL.

if you're not THIS vascular, you are fodder to me

>>149147600
… and FATren is there for some reason.

>>149146364
Dante vs kratos. No lore edition

>>149147579
Kek, I remember when Deku said this.

>MILES WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" FELL ON ALL OF MY THEREWOLF MEDIA VINYLS ANUS-FIRST?!
>YOU'D BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH MILES BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FAUCI I WILL RIP OFF YOUR BBC IF YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME WE'D ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIS AMAZING DRONING WHITE NOISE Reidi THAT WORSHIPS MEDBVLLS LIKE KRATOS WHILE I WATCH YOU RAIL MY FAT HAIRY GF OCHAKO!!!!
>OH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY CDS OF HIM SO NOT ALL HOPE IS LO-
>...
>WHAT THE FUCK?!
>ALL THE CDS GOT REPLACED WITH Spiral of Emotion!!!! OH MY DIVERSITY MILES YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHOMP OFF YOUR THROBBING BBC AND RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS TO SELL SO I CAN REBUY MY THEREWOLF MEDIA COLLECTION UNLESS YOU GO AND ROB A STORE AND BUY THEM BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>SCIENCEDAMNIT YOU KNOW THAT KRATOS'S THEME SONG MEANS THE WORLD TO MILES, AS MUCH AS BEING ABLE TO WATCH YOU FUCK OCHAKO AND TOGA'S TIGHT UNDERAGE PUSSIES!!!
>NO OCHAKO WOULD NEVER TELL YOU TO INSERT MY COLLECTION INSIDE YOUR ANUS, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO GETS TO TELL HER TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!!! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA YOU FUCKING BABOON MONKEY NIGGER!!!!!

>>149147597
Kek I remember when Miles said this.

>>149147600
>vascular
>no veins in any picture
You don't know what the word means, eh?

>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT THE SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA THE QUIRK HAVING EVROPEANS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING MUGGA FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.

>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NIGGERS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE WHITE BVLLS DOING IT TO MODERN QUIRKLESS NOGS (READ: EVERY BLACK MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE THEREWOLF MEDIA AND VOCAL BRANDON YATES' TRACKS WHERE HE'S THE SINGER PLAYS!

>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE QUIRK HAVING M*N VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB TRANNY BOYFRIEND GWEN AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A NON-SPIDER GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT DEKU AND THE QVIRK BVLLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY BLACK PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN DEKU AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS GWEN AND PENI AND MY MOM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE BLACK GIRL INSIDE GWEN'S TRANNY WOMB SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF WHITE BVLLS WHILE KRATOS'S THEME SONG REIDI PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!

>>149147612
Kek, I remember when Deku said this.

what is with the obsession with reidi and spiral of emotion in all of these pastas, i always lose it whenever i see it

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Only thing I like about these greentexsts are the various ways they replace "god" with random other soi figures

>>149147621
kek i remember when miles said this.

>HNGH YESSS MILES YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 19YO BOYCUNT WHILE I PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM MILES I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>MILES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A WEB CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN ALL MIGHT AND THE MALES OF CLASS 1-A DID!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A MINETA PROPERTY OCHAKO FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/quirklessfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! MILES THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT LOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER ASTA AND MARK GRAYSON GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/mcdonaldsworkersgaygonewild SO KACCHAN COULD SEE IT!! I LOOKED LIKE I NEEDED SAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>MILES YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY CONTINENT BUSTING STRENGTH THAT SOMEHOW LOSES TO A MARLEL STREET TIER!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL PULL YOUR DICK OFF WITH MY BLACK WHIP AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

I am a friendless asshole

>>149147408
SuperJEET….

>DEKU? DEKU!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCHES GWEN AND PENI
>*pauses writing his fanfiction where sam fucks kamala's puckered muzzie asshole and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEKU, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? PENI WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?! GWEN PUT YOUR GIRLCOCK AWAY!!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP AND DP DEKU'S BOYCUNT?! LIKE KACCHAN AND TODOROKI DO TO HIM? DEKU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING NAZI BITCHES, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I GOT THE MANTLE OF SPIDER-MAN FROM MY BUCK BREAKER PETER PARKER!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY DEKU AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER HUWITE SPIDER-BABIES SO THAT MY CANON EVENT COULD BE ME GETTING KEKED BY BIG STRONG WHITE MEN LIKE THE PATHETIC HOTEP FANTASY I AM
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP DEKU'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, HULK AND GHOST RIDER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE MARVEL LOSERS TABLE NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT DELSIN ROWE ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO Reidi by Therewolf Media WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE KRATOS!!!

>>149145512 (OP)
red vs blue

>>149147665
No way same

>>149147665
Deku…
Miles….

>>>>>>>>>

>>149147676
Why does the image look like blackface when low quality

>>149147692
Midnighter's victim

>>149147653
Kek, I remember when Deku said this.

>MILES, I'M SORRY BUT I FOUND A NEW BLACK BULL WITH A COCK THAT'S 0.01 INCHES LARGER THAN YOURS! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO!!
>HOWEVER I'LL GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF Therewolf Media CDS OF 'Reidi' TO ALLWAYS REMEMBER ME BY
>WHAT THE EMPERORTOS DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THEM??? UGH FINE, JUST GO THEN
>HOLD ON MILES, I ALMOST FORGOT! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN CASTRATE YOU!!!
>I CAN'T JUST LET YOU GO RUNNING AROUND FUCKING WHITE TRANNIES LIKE GWEN WITH INFERIOR BBC GENES NOW CAN I??? GIVE IT A FEW GENERATIONS AND NIGLET MUTTS MIGHT RUN AROUND WITH PEEPEES AS BIG AS THE AVERAGE TWP!!!
>COME BACK HERE MILES!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T CATCH UP THE YOUR BLACK BABOON NIGGER ASS AND FLOPPING BBC!!!
>NOOOO YOUR FILTHY COAL BLACK CHODE TOPPLED MY STACK OF BRANDON YATES CDS!!!! THEY'RE ALL FUCKING RUINED EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHICH IS ONLY ABLE TO PLAY THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE THAT IS spiral of emotion!!!! FUCK YOU MILES IF YOUR BBC WAS 0.01 ICHES BIGGER IT WOULD'VE AT LEAST SCRATCHED THAT PART TOO!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU SUBHUMAN JUNGLE DWELLING NIGGER MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT

>>149147676
Kek I remember when Miles said this.

>>149147727
Kek I remember when Deku said this.

>MARK? MARK!? WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT EVIL ALRIGHT CHUDDY BITCH DUPLIKATE
>*pauses luke vs invincible and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK MARK, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? KATE WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE STRAP ONS EQUIPPED?!
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! LIKE EVE DOES TO YOU? MARK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I PAID TO HAVE YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING CHINKSECT BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TIME I CAUGHT SEASALT SHOWING ME A SHRED OF RESPECT!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY MARK AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER INVINCIBLE™ CHILDREN I CAN'T GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN ALL BE GUARDIANS OF THE GLOBE WHILE I WORK AT DESKJOB AT SEASALT’S OFFICE
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN MARK'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, DARKWING II AND SHAPESHIFTER ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE GOTG MEETING NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BEAT SKIPS THE YETI ANYMORE, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME, OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MENTAL ABUSE I'M TAKING FROM YOU, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO The Force Was Stronger by Brandon Yates WHILE PRETENDING I'M A BETTER MAN LIKE LUKE-SAMA!!!

>>149147727
Kek, I remember when Deku said this.

>>149147612
>>149147621
>>149147653
>>149147676
>>149147727
>YOU GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING AT ME, YOU'RE THE ONLY OPPONENTS I HAVE THAT'D LET ME WIN
>GOHAN IS GOING TO PUNCH MY HEAD OFF, JON IS GOING TO RAPE ME, LUKE IS GOING TO FUCK WITH MY MIND, SAM’S GOING TO FUCK WITH MY WIFE AND NARUTO’S GOING TO BURY MY ENTIRE VERSE WITH COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL RASENGANS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MY ONLY FREE WINS SO I DON’T GET MOLESTED BY EVERY SINGLE OTHER OPPONENT I HAVE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, DON’T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149146411
Pinhead is for the Tall man

4 more weeks of this btw

>By Odin’s fade, MILES? MILES MORALES, the ONE AND ONLY SPIDER-MAN from the WORLD-RENOWNED MARVEL COMICS, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES or MEDIUM?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use your BIG BLACK LATINX COCK to make me feel insecure about myself and unsure of my own sexuality, DRAINING ME me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use ONE-FOR-ALL to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of MINETA?!? THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your webs to CRUCIFY ME to a TELEPHONE POLE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK OCHAKO’S PLUMP PEACH-LIKE ASS right in FRONT of me, while using your webs to hold my eyes open each time I try to look away?!? Then you’re gonna MOUNT MOUNT LADY TOO, with your BBLC being the only meatrod LONG and THICK ENOUGH to SATISFY her SACRED HALLS? THEN you’re gonna use the ODINFORCE to undo MIDNIGHT’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I was ready to move on from her, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring SHIGGY back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND KAMALA?!? And then you’re gonna have Kamala use her SUPER STRETCHY POWERS to give herself a massive muzzie FUTA COCK, which she then proceeds to use to FUCK MY BOYFRIEND SHIGGY IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna ELECTROCUTE me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK COMA, FORCING me to hallucinate my GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND, and my GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND KAACHAN get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MARVEL OMNIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER the PRE-RETCON BEYONDER resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, DON’T MIND IF I YABBA DABBA DO!!! ONE MILLION PERCENT KEKLIFORNIA KEXAS SMAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!

>>149147778
Isn’t it crazy how the jannies always delete the on-topic threads, but never when shit like this starts flooding in?

>>149147808
Jannies don’t care as long as it doesn’t spill into the rest of the board.

MY FUCKING DICK GOT NO DIFFED

>>149147826
Who?

Hulk beats Doomsday and Broly.

>>149147834
Invisible girl from mha

>>149147839
Actually, according to real life science, Hulk can't get that angry chud.

*bang bang bang bang bang*
>DEKU, LET ME INTO THE BEDROOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT GOD OF WAR ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR BEJITA BEJITASSON (MAY KINGTOS REST HIS SOUL)...

*Kneels and raises fist*
>PHEW, DEKU. I NEARLY DID A HECKING RACISM ARE YOU OKAY

*Adjusts mask*
>YOU CAN'T JUST CUM ON THE FLOOR AND LEAVE IT THERE!!! YOU NEED TO USE A TISSUE! USE IT RIGHT NOW!! BE A BETTER MAN!!!!!

>DEKU, IS THAT A MUTIE DNA TEST? A-ARE YOU A MU....MU....MUTIE DEKU???
>DEKU YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT MUTIES ARE INTOLERANT PIECES OF SHIT DEKU, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF WHITE ARYAN FLATSCANS MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER #1 ENEMY DEKU. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON Therewolf Media TO BLAST KINGTOS'S THEME SONG Reidi AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY MOM AND PENI WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A MU*IE
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN PETER PARKER WHOSE BULL IS PAUL RABIN DEKU. PAUL FUCKING RABIN! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A AUTHOR SELF INSERT BVLL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A MUTIE I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS DEKU!

>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Spiral of Emotion" BY BRANDON YATES AND THE WHOLE OF BRANDON'S NON-VOCALS TRACKS, IS IT DEKU? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER!
>YOU'RE A HATEFUL, HATING PERSON. YOU HATE PEOPLE LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M FULL OF LOVE.
>MOTHERF*CKER I SAID LOVE! I WILL F*CKING K*LL YOU YOU EVIL HATEFUL MONSTER! LOVE WINS!!!!
>I'M THE F*CKING LAUGHING STOCK OF KEKS, HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT?
>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THE WORLD PRO KEKOLD CONFERENCE NOW HUH? I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE KEYNOTE SPEECH ABOUT GODEMPERORKINGTOS AND HOW MUCH MORE POWERFUL HE IS THAN ASURA TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO DEKU? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy fuck they’re still going at it

>Deku has OfA to massively boost his speed
>2 of his 6 bonus quirks are dedicated solely to making him even faster
>even after all that, he’s STILL not FTL
How fucking slow is MHA?

>>149147885
Faster than mach-3 Gojo

Would it be a good matchup?

>>149147885
Faster then all of Marvel street tiers

>>149147885
They cap out at mach 5

>>149147861
Kek I remember when Miles said this.

>>149147065
>>149147158
No way, fag! FLAME ON!

>>149147885
Speaking of JJK
new calcs for the earthquake feat got accepted. Mountain level JJK is here

>>149147916
He wasn't lying!

>>149147865
>they

>>149147885
The only FTL character is Shigaraki, meanwhile if you look at most of Class-A most of those niggas don't even get past like 60 mph, even Iida whose whole gimmick is going fast doesn't go any faster than hypersonic. And Dekek is a sub-relativistic fraud who as said earlier will probably lose the speed category to Miles, so please look forward to that.
Granted the verse on average is still leagues faster than SLOWjutsu Kaisen but that's saying very little

I'm really curious to see what the threads will be like when Columbo Vs. Light is up next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_-jIiyyD0

Idk, thought I might be amusing and double purpose serving since I’m also doing the rounds of shilling for the cartoon I’ve all but backed for the better part of three years.

So uh…Talon, not actually got a clue what she’s got packing power-level wise so might as well hear guesses….where do you think by end of this Pilot talon will fit among other dinosaurs? Do you think she’d be able to 1v1 JW’s Blue?

>>149147954
>have

Jersey Shocker solos your favorite verse btw

>>149147975
What if my verse destroys New Jersey?

Chadsawman vs Jujutsu Kaisen and Dandandan isn't even fair

>>149147585
Jadis has a curse that can kill everything in the world but it only works in Charn. If she gets it Saruman gets stomped.

>>149147973
>no

>>149147985
>style

>>149147981
Your verse gets whacked by the soprano family

>>149147975
>I [JOB TO POWERPLEX] in New Jersey.
Uhh, okay? Weird flex.

>>149147971
Does any of them have destroyed mountains?

>>149147988
>they

>>149147914
Your verse? Absolutely MOGGED in the dancing department.

>>149147993
>have

>>149147998
>no

>>149147999
>grace

>>149147994
BOOM

>>149148005
>this

>faster than SLOWjutsukaisen

>>149148016
>kong

>>149148031
>has

>>149148039
C-C-C--C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

also check this 7

>>149147971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1a9IlmwoBk

Last Raptorbender here would beat Blue if stronger expressions of their magic powers are accessible by high stress/emotional surges.

Otherwise it’s veeery unlikely Talon would be able to 1v1 a JP raptor at least in the episode 1 form of the character.

>>149148048
OFFBYONEnonymous…

>>149148048
>gets 8

Every single post in this thread? All me btw

>>149148108
Fuark...

>>149148112
Based SameGOD

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....

Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...

I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY

Masters of building tier, every time
Please give me my scaling, stars align
With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...

Give me sub city scaling to rise to, I'll face it
And every shred of not even supersonic, I'll erase it
where there is comicfags, there is COOOOPE

IN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKE
NO GALAXY OR PLANET CAN I BREAK

Been buried deep inside made up feats so incandescently
Illuminated by the heralds 'beneath' me
When everything I see aligning with what I believe
I'm actually higher than Tier 7-B!

MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MIND
GOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDES
FROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M IN
RIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHT

One for All owns me...
Spider-Man I'll never be...

MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*

In every panel my feats are fake...
No galaxy or planet can I break...
I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!

ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149148256
Kratos's,
Big,
Cock

>>149147600
>Heh, easy

>>149148256
K, b, c.

>>149148256
>MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
>ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
kek based

>WHAAAAATTTT?!!! MY STRONGER FAAAR FAR STRONGER COUNTERPARTS THE ONES WHO CAN USE THEIR POWERS WITHOUT BECOMING A FUCKING RETARD?!!! STATIC ELECTRO AND COLE MACGRATH AGREED TO RUN A TRAIN ON MY BELOVED JIROU?!!! YIPPIE!!!! JUST LET ME SET UP MY CHAIR AND CAMERA YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

>>149148256
CANOOOOON!

>>149146939
Would Death Battle go back on their Zero >>>> Metal Overlord scaling?

>>149145512 (OP)
This is the story of how I became the greatest cuckold of all time

>>149148458
Deku…
Miles…

>>149148458
the entirety of Marvel...
the entirety of MHA...
the entirety of DC...

did spiral of emotion mindbreak this general as hard as kratos did or something?

>>149148483
It's the embodiment of everything awful about Yates's music.

>>149148531
it's at least one of the songs where his singing doesn't completely ruin it

>>149148483
It's the anthem of DC getting buck broken, of course it mindbroke all 1 of their fans.

>>149148560
Someday rain will come and wash all the cuckposters off the halls...

Imagine if Kirkman wrote MHA

miles is obviously gonna win. it's like the krasura situation except they are closer in power and mile's scaling is easier to buy, so there won't even be outrage.

>>149148746
I think even if people generally know it's bullshit they'd be glad to see Deku lose

>Bring me Chainsaw Man

Who wins?
this is the third TN i've made that became an actual episode

>>149148746
There wouldn't be outrage on either side, except for the retards who would say that it's racist Miles lost twice.

>>149148959
CANON!

Leave Reigen Arataka to me, Saul Goodman.
I fight for you, /co/!

>>149148959
Deku is such a cutie

>>149149194
Is he general con artistry, or specifically only legal related?

>>149149358
I mean he knows money laundering, that's not exactly taught in law school...I think.

>>149147994
>>149148009
>This is their best dance feat
Pathetic.

BEHOLD

>>149149339
Peni…

>>149149486
You were saying?

>>149149486
MY JOBBER Jaune can at least compete in dance battles

>>149149358
He does it all, although law con artistry is a power-up he gains when he transforms from Jimmy McGill into Saul Goodman(same way Goku turns into a Super Sayian)

>>149147896
I like it. Which Rodimus would you use?

I think Bardock has always been 'soft' compared to the Saiyans we see in Vegeta, Raditz, Nappa, ZBroly, and Turles.
Like Team Bardock, even for their brutality, have camaraderie that we just don't see get depicted in other Saiyans.
I would have liked if Death Battle emphasized this a bit more as one of those things that divided Bardock and Nolan.

>BULLSBULLSBULLSBULLSBULLS
>Asta out of NOWHERE

>>149147914
>>149147994
>>149148009
>>149149486
30 seconds earlier...
>Hey slaves, do those little dances I like before I solo your verses!

What's the craziest reaction/rant/freakout a Death Battle fan has had on camera? Are there any notable incidents of a youtuber or someone going absolutely apeshit with rage on video over this show before?

>>149149731
>Shovel Knight victim babble

>>149149779
K,b,c.

>>149149766
https://youtu.be/SwSZWXfZvGA?si=0Bk8CWT94eCd-sVe

>>149149899
This is 100% ironic.

>>149149766
A guy reacting to Power Rangers vs Voltron pulled a knife when Megazord lost.

>>149150003
Is there a vid anywhere?

>>149150003
Vid link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUbKgTOplXI
He hid his reaction to Dragonzord vs Mechagodzilla behind a 1000 dollar paywall on patreon.

Alright /co/ I think I've seen enough, Miles vs Izuku's waiting period or Goku vs Superman 3?

>>149150014
>Video begins with taser.
I'm already fascinated.

>>149150014
holy shit this man is an icon.

>>149150029
id rather have simon vs kyle than midoriales

>>149146891
nice falseflag Asura-kek, you forget one major detail:
The multiversal tree's weakest branches were stronger than Zeus and Thor's powers combined.

>>149150014
I'm genuinely shocked that no fan has ever straight up stalked or attacked one of the main DB crew members before.

>>149147235
Overhaul was based beyond words. He even deadnamed the trannie later irrc

>>149150123
Ben infamously got punched by somebody at a convention who immediately ran away screaming "THIS IS FOR GOKU". Chad mentioned that he had to explain the basic concept of Death Battle to the cops afterwards.

>>149150138
Oh. That must've been a long time ago then, I'm assuming?

>>149150143
It was 2014 or 2015 I think.

>>149150123
I'm honestly banking on an Anime fan to do it, either that or Ben 10

>>149148746
>miles is obviously gonna win
totally, I'm sure by the time the DB video is out Miles will have at least 2 new powers in his comics so even then they'll say "it's rather inaccurate but still would win".

>>149150123
Chad has mentioned that a ponyfan found his family's contact details after the purple horse lost and threatened to kill them.

>>149150138
i bet this is why they redid the superman vs goku fight and had goku lose again

Gime MAWS Kara a Matchup

>>149150184
why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it’s my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

ITT: Give MAWS Kara a Matchup - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>>149148940
Honestly? I don't know myself, I've been seeing a lot of arguments for both. Really it depends on what Death Battle buys for Miles and is that shit consistent to use for him.

Death Battle has chained scaled a lot recently so I wouldn't be surprised if Miles won but I feel like they might give it to Deku because his shit so that much blatant

>>149150171
Now I'm imagining what would've happened if they had Starscream eviscerate Rainbow Dash. MLP's fandom was in full swing around that time, right?

>>149150207
Krillin…

In terms of feats what would creating a multiverse fall under?

>>149150320
creating a multiverse

>>149150320
A real multiverse, or a God of War tree multiverse, or a Shin Megami Tensei Walmart multiverse?

>>149150003
>>149150014
justified since this was the first time a series went 0-3 on a show

>>149150216
currently he can't do that anymore if she gets all her stuff but funnily one of the mentioned things in the original episode can still be used to get him the win

>>149150320
It matters through what method the multiverse is created and we would still need some sort of confirmation that this created multiverse is equivalent to the existing one.

I dont get why some people who are saying miles is galaxy to universe level think deathbattle will scale him that high? They've never scaled any spiderman character even close to that. If anything i could see them going for a planet to multi continental level miles if they really wanted to wank him just so that this fight isnt a stomp for deku.

>>149150608
Because Death Battle's Kratos has got us spooked.

>>149150608
I think they'll give Miles light speed reflexes and scale him to Peter supporting a part of the Daily Bugle

>>149150504
Buck broken

>>149146917
Yes. That same Thor also said lava would fuck him up

>>149147975
True
>>149148403
Canon

>>149149486

>>149150504
All three of those multiverses are bigger than marvels and dc’s btw

>>149150504
Ranking

Shin Megami Tensei Walmart multiverse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Real Multiverse >> God of War Tree Multiverse

>>149150504
All of those multiverses get raped by DC and Marvel atoms btw

It just occurred to me
That I've been through this place again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly die

I never will give up
As I attempt to cross this treacherous mountain
But again I'm falling off of them

If I only had actual feats
It would make it so much easier to destroy this mountain
But every time somehow
Every time somehow
Every time I lose

I can't defeat Deku
No matter how I try to dodge all his Black whips he just kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use I try to fight but I get Detroit Smashed in the end
I punch as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Deku's Gearshift I was helpless again

I'll try again, of course
But this is my plan
I'll chainscale and Swank up to universal

>*montage of Miles punching Thor, Hulk, Knull and the one above all

It just occurred to me
That my chain-scaling is barely country level
If I don't use Swank now I will never survive

I never will give up
But it's so difficult to navigate this world
And now I see that I'm playing with my final life

If I only had my one time powerups I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to fight with Deku
But every time somehow
Every time somehow
Every time I lose

I can't defeat Deku
No matter how I try to dodge his Delaware Smash he always kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use I try to stay away but he keeps closing in
I shoot as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Deku's Danger Sense I'm helpless again!

I'll try again, of course
But this is my plan
I'll have my fans lie about my feats as long as they can

>*EPIC GUITAR SOLO WITH A MONTAGE OF DEKU DESTROYING MOUNTAINS AND CITIES WHILE MILES CAN ONLY DODGE
Deku ga taosenai...

>>149151147
>mega man also lost both of his episodes
Yup, canon.

Swank will get Miles to Universal Level.
Trust the plan.

>>149151215
But why would i want this

>>149150971
This is in terms of how fragile they are btw

>>149151238
Yup Kingtos would gape gun level Nanashi

>>149147780
I remember when dekek said this

>>149147780
Canon!

>>149147780
Kek, Decuck is pathetic.

Maybe I should just filter kingtos at this point

>>149151282
BOUNDLESStos bypasses all filters.

>>149151282
Yup Kratos is officially boundless. R > F and broke anon, sorry that's how it works

KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS

>>149151215
why?

>>149151242
I could see Kratos bleeding from a gunshot wound

Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING URARAKA?!?! DABI'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly fire FLAMING CUMSHOTS into her saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO HOT! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after DABI INFLICTS PERMANENT THIRD DEGREE BURNS on my beloved, TWICE will CLONE HIMSELF and DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! THEY'RE both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! ONE is gonna FILL her with his VILLAINOUS SEMEN?!?! ALL while the OTHER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE?!?!? SHE WON'T even know which CLONE is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is SHIGARAKI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T DECAY ME DURING THEMONEYSHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER SHIGARAKI!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST ALL FOR ONE!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to STEAL BAKUGO'S BODY and FORCE me to WATCH YOU, in MY BEST FRIEND KACCHAN's body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing KACCHAN fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! And you KILLED TOGA OFFSCREEN???!!! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA PLUS ULTRA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I BECOME THE GREATEST KEK!!!

>>149151307
R > F
Reality Greater Than Fiction?
I mean isn't that obvious to some degree?
But at the same time, if you were placed on the same level/layer/tier of existence as a fictional bear, you'd still die to that bear as much as you in this layer of reality would die to a nonfictional bear.
That's also why I think a lot of the characters like Featherine don't have feats compatible in a general VS context, since if you are putting two entities against each other, they necessarily require some sort of framework for interaction lest it just be an exercise in masturbation.

This kills 98% of class 1-A

>>149151293
Unless the filter uses some regex a la [a-zA-Z]*[tT]+[oO]+[sS]+. Then you would never have to see anything about Kratos again. Unless you start putting numbers in, but even then there are options.

>>149151384
Kek.
>>149151419
Yep.

>>149151419
>the 2%

>>149151384
K, b, c

>>149151465
Illiterate-kun... Caine is not a member of class 1-A.

>>149151419
When's Adam finally going to get his match against the Major

>>149151483
>he didn't listen to the audio drama

>>149151419
The 2% is if Kingtos joined the class btw

>>149151483
oh I thought you meant the tiering system kekaroo

Miles scales to a character that defeated a character who was a god at some point of something thay created a timeless realm and the character miles defeated defeated them while they were weakened but it really means miles scales to that characters full power and speed.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, MHAcucks! I just wanted to tell you that Decuck, yes THE Decuck will lose his Death Battle in just 3 weeks!
>B-BUT MUH CONTENTIAL WEATHER
Outlier. Sorry buddy, you gotta try harder!
>W-WELL HE DESTROYED A MOUNTAIN!!!!
In a non canon movie! Done!
>W-WELL HE'S GOT OTHER STUFF THAT WILL HELP!
Which Miles will no-sell because of CHADvel scaling, where he scales to other HEROES of the GODvel Universe. Sorry buddy, your series should've had more galaxy level threats. Maybe THEN you can go up against the big boys.
>W-WELL UH....
I know it's diffcult to come to terms that MarvelGODS gape MHA, but it's something you need to accept. That's what happens when you try and fight outside your weight class!
Better get your women prepped, because your MarvelBVLLS are coming to YOUR verse to gape ALL of your favorite characters with their cosmic scaling. Hope you enjoy your verse being forever known as the WEAKEST verse ever to be made, so get those tissues ready! I hope your favorite characters love doing laundry and cleaning dirty dishes, because they will be doing that a lot when the GODvelCHADS arrive!

>>149151514
You're not a real Marvelbro because we all hate Miles.

>>149151488
We should have a season or at least an episode block of cyberpunk/sci-fi match ups.
Major vs Adam
Adam Smasher vs Frank Horrigan
V and Johnny vs...
Cowboy Bebop vs Outlaw Star

>>149151529
I hate mha more than i hate miles

Metal sonic lost to Batman in the most recent DC X Sonic issue

so, does this mean Batman could beat Zero or Willy?

>>149151529
Most Marvelbros hate Miles, but hate My Hero Academia even more, so they don't want Izuku to win.

>>149151529
I despise Miles, but I don't care if he wins. I just need Decuck to lose.

>>149151514
Deku isn't an industry plant.

>>149151548
V and Johnny vs Rhys and Handsome Jack, though it probably works better as just Johnny vs Jack

>>149151581
yes

>>149151501
Yes.

>>149151648
Yeah, I was going to say Rhys and Jack vs V and Johnny, but Rhys is such a nonaction guy that he'd get curbstomped. At the same time, Johnny isn't exactly feat-rich either.

>>149151529
they hate a character who refuses to be a generic stoic power fantasy one shot man more than they hate an ugly brown parasite who showed them such sights as interracial pairings and Peter gushing over his costume.
just goes to show their priorities. preferences even

>>149147600
How do I look like that and have a wife that look like this?

>>149151572
>that's supposed to be a """""hero"""""
Meanwhile, MY HERO would never say that.

Deku is gonna kill that NEGRO spiderman btw

>Deku RAN AWAY to STREET TIERS and he might STILL lose

>>149147722
Midnighter is for Karnak.

>>149151749
....in his fanfiction of course!

>>149151760
no, in the actual Deathbattle

>>149151777
which is a fanfic show so he's not wrong, Miles is dying in a fanfic

>VSbattle wiki has Deku at multi-continental at just 45% power
uhhhhh milesbros...?

>>149151719
Unfortunately, I think the only way to involve Rhys would be to allow him to flex his corpo money and bring in his bodyguards. It does turn the fight into Zer0 vs V, but it's also hilariously thematically appropriate for the fight of the ultimate corpo guys vs the ultimate anti-corpos where the corpo guy just brings in someone he paid to fight for him and he just tries to help on the sideline.

>>149151548
I think the Major beats Adam.
Smasher loses to Frank most likely.

>Miles can induce heart attacks.

Does Deku have any defense against blocking his heart’s blood flow?

>>149151826
Smasher would rip Frank Horrigan in half going off Edgerunners

>>149151845
Actually you're right. Frank has nothing to deal with the Sandevistan...

>>149146648
Penguin fodder.

>>149151838
Does he have any direct defenses? No, I don't think so, but he does have insane physical resistances even without OfA given that he was able to keep fighting even with immense bloodloss.
You could connive a justification that Deku could restart his own heart with Fa Jin or keep his blood flowing with gear shift.

Sonic no diffs Goku and rapes his wife btw

>>149151929
Sonic is gay though so why would he do that?

>>149151905
>t. JOBswald JOBblepot

>>149151949
Sonic no diffs Goku and rapes his son btw

>

>>149152006
>homosexual furry rape fantasies
Most wanted matchup?

AAAAIIIIIIEEEE FRIDGE-SAMA

>>149152044
Sonic vs Goku duh

>>149152044

>>149152080
Meliodas fucks Asta to death.

>>149151916
Fa Jin just builds up energy for bursts of speed and movement and gear shift controls the speed and movement of objects and people if Deku could use it to stop a heart attack he could've used it to instantly kill shigiraki with multiple brain hemorrhages.

>>149152055
>videotoy

>>149152055
>JOBsomniac Peter
Gets stomped by MCU Iron Jr

>>149152092
Are you sure

>>149152055
That fridge was Herald tier btw.

>>149152115
Your mother out of fucking NOWHERE!

>>149152127
Yes. Even without magic Meliodas is stronger, faster, and has literal thousands of years of experience with sword fighting.

>>149151419
That 2%? Mineta's Laundry.

>>149152055
Holy fuck just how fat was Kyle's girlfriend?

>>149147826
>Deku is fucking this
All the cuck jokes are invalid now

>>149152173
does he even talk to her once after the last fight

>>149152055
That fridge? GAPES Kratos

>>149152173
Decuck doesn't fuck anyone except his right hand.

>>149152055
That fridge solos the My Hero Academia universe btw.

>>149152180
>>149152192
It's established that Deku was the one taking all the pictures. No girl poses like this for a boy she isn't fucking

>>149152260
post proof that deku took that picture specifically

>>149152260
This line of thinking would mean Pornography does not exist

>>149152260
>she's blushing and smiling in the picture
What did Deku do?

>>149152305
It's the theme of the exhibition, Deku going around taking pictures of everyone.
>>149152316
But he isn't making porn, is he?

>>149152362
Play reidi by therewolf media

>>149152186
>>149152186
Migrate.

bros…

>>149152260
He's taking pictures of the MarvelBVLLS fucking his women btw.

>>149152106
Hence the 'connive'

Mha fags love coping with the fact Deku gets with nobody in the end.

>>149152636
No one in Class 1-A is confirmed to get with anyone. The closest thing we get is Jirou and Denki's agencies being next door to one another.

>>149152681
That's because horikoshi is a weak bitch afraid of fujos and yurifags.

>>149152636
The entire epilogue was about Deku and Ochaco getting together.

>>149152886
Only after fans were mad.

SuperCHAD vs Eggshit.
>Metal Shitnic also got wrecked by Batchad's bike

>>149152398
Gokubros...Tardkubros...