Thread 149149661

HS Beyond Canon currently has the conscious amalgamation of every Dave Strider that has and will ever exist being stuck with this for 3 years straight.

>>149149661 (OP)
it should have been me instead of Dave so i could FUCK aradia for those 3 years non-stop
cute feets

>>149149661 (OP)
time pun

>>149149661 (OP)
And he'll be thinking about his wife's cock the entire time

>>149149661 (OP)
Unworthy

>>149149661 (OP)
The only morally correct ship with Dave

Where the FUCK is the UPD8!!!!!!!!

>>149149842
But we have Sollux. He's Troll Dave and is a gamer.

>>149149892
Aradia can be shipped with literally anyone and it would work I'm talking about Dave here

>>149149907
But why ship Aradia with Dave when Sollux is already there? Sollux is better than Dave.

>>149149892
>MUUUSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>149149661 (OP)
aradia is so sexy

>>149149915
Eridan trying to call sollux a slur

>>149150079
Post more sexy Aradia that won't get the thread deleted please

this would've been better than whatever homestuck canonically ended with

>>149149866
Next update is on 7/11 trust the plan

>>149150079
>>149150586
Where can I get a quirked up rustblood that can bust it down sexual style like her?

>Every time Andrew Hussie has uploaded a photo of himself to his Instagram over the past couple of months, I have downloaded it, uploaded it to an AI location triangulator, found the exact address of the place he went with some basic cross-referencing, put on my custom Team Special Olympics shirt that I got printed with my own money using the original PNG of the logo from the original TSO website on Internet Archive, walked to the Cambridge central subway station with my subway card and sometimes some cash, gone to every part of the area I can find he visited, looked for any physical artifacts he left behind intentionally, and taken a photo of myself at the same landmark. This has taken me to the Problem Sleuth mural, the Mount Auburn cemetery, and Fenway Park so far.

>When I went to the Auburn cemetery, having never been there before, I found the sphinx statue he posed on top of, checked around it, and quickly noticed a small white box tucked next to the sphinx's left arm, which was wet from being out in the light Massachusetts rain presumably all night. Immediately, I scrutinized it, and instantly noticed that it had text on it containing the word "HUSS". I pulled it off the rock with a stick I found near the shrubbery conspicuously far from any of the trees and handled it carefully so as to make sure the packaging didn't melt. I was then able to turn it over in my hand and read the text in full. The text read "HUSSTROGEN FOR U!" in hastily-scrawled pen ink, and the box was the container for a prescription bottle of estradol, which is currently sitting in my closet.

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>>149150653
Why do you WANT an update to Hackfrauds^poo, exactly?

>>149151085
See this? This is why these threads get pruned.

>>149151134
*prunes your balls with a hedge clipper*

>>149151118
The impact of all that garbage slamming into my existence is the only thing keeping my blood pumping.

>>149149661 (OP)
>>149150079
Big horns sexy

>>149150598
Stop posting this bullshit.

Any reason for this thread (also have picrel)

Cat>Sheep>Dragon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Spider

>>149150653
>I must fight Apu enraged to be considered racist in our non-yellow world there, to acquire the update like Indiana Jones

>>149149661 (OP)
My god where was this art when society needed it most

>>149151561
Gross, what is the name of this artist so that I can avoid looking at more of their disgusting art

What did Hussie see in Vriska I will never know

>>149152573
He truly had a fucked brain.