What made Lois choose Peter anyway? She’s hot and comes from a billionaire family. Peter is broke, fat and ugly. Wouldn’t Lois realistically go for some rich Chad?

Why wouldn't she go for someone she genuinely likes?

Because otherwise there wouldn't be a honeymooners knock off show.

>>149153933 (OP)
because he's a family guy

>>149153933 (OP)
Well, because, anon.

>>149153933 (OP)
She's into big guys

>>149154827
For you

>>149153947
>someone she genuinely likes?
She likes him?

>>149153933 (OP)
>What made Lois choose Peter anyway?
The plot, the Deus ex machina

>>149153933 (OP)
>Implying Peter isn't hot

He looked like a young Gene Hackman

>>149155081
Do current Family Guy fans even know who Gene Hackman is?

>>149153933 (OP)
His giant swinging peniculus.

>>149154858
I know it's hard to believe in newer episodes, but there was a time the family wasn't devoid of positive traits to each other

>>149153933 (OP)
It’s a joke that she cheats on him a lot

>>149155081
>>149155102

Family Guy was never good, man.

>>149155102
>current fans
So zoomers? No. I'm a zoomer and a fan of family guy

>>149153933 (OP)
He looks handsome with his hair that long

>>149153933 (OP)
I’m mostly wondering why American Dad’s kids turn out to be losers when they have a CIA agent dad and a hot mom.

>>149153933 (OP)
>seth MacFarlane spent years of his life pitching this show
>pilot episode gets made
>there is clearly no lore to anything except for the Star Trek cutaway gags.

>>149153933 (OP)
They were MADE for each other

EFFIN' CRY

>>149155377
AI is getting cynical. I am deeply concerned.

>>149157598
Awwww, ain't that cute...

>>149153933 (OP)
This post smells of kissless virgin rage

>>149153933 (OP)
>What made Lois choose Peter anyway? She’s hot and comes from a billionaire family. Peter is broke, fat and ugly. Wouldn’t Lois realistically go for some rich Chad?
Ugly Guy, Hot Wife trope, a tale as old as time.

>>149153933 (OP)
She likes him, even if she gets tired of his antics, and he has a big dick

>>149156756
Steve is a gifted star child that's kinda weak and Haley for all her faults is pretty resourceful person and CIA killing machine

>>149153933 (OP)
We literally see why. Also they're cartoon characters. This is the same verse where Peter and his family have committed essentially domestic terrorism on the daily and get treated nicely by the people they affected.

>>149153933 (OP)
he's the direct opposite of her dad

Nine

>>149153933 (OP)
Mainly to spite her dad, Lois was a wild child back in her youth, it been mentioned several times in the show Lois would do things just to spite Carter, and of course forbidding her from being with Peter one of them.

She has a tumor the reason why she married him.

>>149153947
>Why wouldn't she go for someone she genuinely likes?

Same reason why Marge choice Homer. He didn't care what other people or her family thought of him, she love him and Homer love her and that all what matters.

>>149161179
That came after marrying him, from suppressing her thoughts about her decision marrying Peter.

>>149153933 (OP)
I'm surprised nobody said this yet: he makes her laugh. In the early seasons she laughs at a lot of his stupid jokes, never underestimate the power of a shared sense of humor

>>149153933 (OP)
I always distrist when someone says something is "realistic". Because its almost always them just projecting their biases as fact. Like its not "realistic" for her to go for some chad, its because op is jaded and is projecting.

>>149161291
>he makes her laugh
And Cry?

>>149156756
Stan raised a clone of Steve by himself who was an organized, intelligent, over achiever, who set tangible goals and took actionable steps to reach them and also ate cat heads like an apple. Francine coddles them but also humanized them, keeps them from losing it.

>>149153933 (OP)
Because she's not real and it's a comedy cartoon show that was never meant to be taken so seriously.

>>149153933 (OP)
The bitch needs someone toxic as her.

>>149159164
>This post smells
That's just your axe wound.

>>149161766
That's marriage for ya.

>>149160512
penises

>>149153933 (OP)
lois started dating him to piss off her parents, only for them to fight back leading to her doubling down

>>149155134
Peter has a smaller dick than Stewie.

>>149153933 (OP)
Pete looks good with sideburns

>>149153933 (OP)
Before meeting Peter, Louis was banging black dudes with giant dicks and she couldn't take it anymore. So she settled down with Peter. Seriously.

I consider Family Guy Live in Las Vegas cannon. Her and Peter sing a song about when they met each other.

Louis sings

>With parents so agitating, my way of retaliating, was one little rule of dating, give mommy and daddy a fright, I slept with a different black guy every night (I've also heard "give mommy and daddy a shock, one girl can take only take so much black cock"

>>149156756
Stan doesn't really do much at the CIA anyway. he just kind of hangs out there and woll occasionally get a mission to do. Plus he is probably the most fucked up character out of the family. Steve's excuse is that he's 14 and Hailey at least is married which is probably what season 1 Stan would have wanted her to do in her life.

>>149162754
stewie is just massive. under those overalls he's all dick

>>149161291
>>149161766
The same thing that makes us laugh, makes us cry, like what it says in the book...we are blessed AND cursed.

>>149161766
AND cum!

>>149153933 (OP)
Coming from a background like that doesn't mean you're bound for greatness, see her serial killer brother Patrick

How's the new season? I caught the Lois field trip chaperone episode and found it amusing

>>149153933 (OP)
WHERE'S THE MOVIE, SETH?

WHERE IS IT?

>>149162754
A peniculus is a large layer of fat tissue... not his penis...

>>149166257
It's never happening. Seth will never prioritize it. He'd rather make a new Naked Gun movie or revive The Orville than do anything Family Guy-related.

>>149167456
Whatever happened to that show?

>>149153933 (OP)
His chin balls feel good against her face whenever they smooch

>>149167498
Not even Seth knows at this point. He's got the TWO Ted shows to distract him in the meantime

>>149153933 (OP)
Peter and Lois have insane chemistry both in the bedroom and in their life, he keeps her interested and having fun. Lois is rich and has daddy to help if things go south so she got to marry the fun guy she wanted instead of the responsible boring rich suitors she had available to her.

>>149153933 (OP)
They had a whole episode about this early on, you'd know that if you weren't a fucking phonefag grifter.

>>149166835
that's a panniculus

>>149169432
Same thing, just spelled poorly by me. Don't really care but still, not a penis.

>>149153933 (OP)
>>149169432
Anyone else nostalgic for the look of those post-revival pre-HD seasons? Back when it was still believable that the show was being hand-drawn on paper?

>>149169432
Post Lois feet NOW

>>149153933 (OP)
Combination of Peter making Lois laugh and making her rich daddy seethe with rage.

>>149170906
Based Petey

>>149171710
He is unstoppable

>>149153933 (OP)
Go back to bed Carter

>>149153933 (OP)
Dumb af people when they ask a question that they wouldn’t even have if they had actually watched the show

>>149172357
LOL!

>>149163947
Shut up you fat motherfucker

>>149173966
Ryder....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkzMtzHni_0&t=100s

>>149175055
Holy crap they really do just copy '80s movie scenes frame by frame, it's SHAMELESS

>Whoa, ass ahoy
Was he hitting on Peter?

>>149170220
yeh, it's funny how the only visual difference between the bottom 2 is the sharpness

>>149156756
Stan isn’t that good of a father
But in most futures, even the bad ones Steve is successful. Hell in the bad futures with him and Snot he’s still the one who ends up with a great life regardless of their friendship

Haley, hard to say, they don’t explore her alternative futures very much

>>149163703
Steve is an ugly incel with no charisma and Hailey married a loser.

Fat niggas can lay pipe and peter is the fattest of niggas

>>149156756
Stan himself was a loser at Steve's age with a shitty absent dad and mother who coddled him. Steve has actually done a lot better than him.

>>149153933 (OP)
I'm pretty sure the whole reason she got with Peter was just to piss her father off
However, like pretty much every marriage borne of spite, it quickly started falling apart, and now the two are openly antagonistic towards each other until the plot demands they "love" each other

another hehheh

>>149175818
This was the '90s, anon. Being fat used to be seen as a BAD thing at that point in time.