Thread 149156398

I know, this is the first you're hearing of Ronnie's classical-composer-inspired walking stick. There are many things you don't know about his life. In addition to that secret tidbit, he also likes peanut butter sandwiches with his tomato soup. Those are the two things you didn't know about Ronnie.

>>149156398 (OP)
>he also likes peanut butter sandwiches with his tomato soup. Those are the two things you didn't know about Ronnie.
No, I remember that being brought up before.
What I want to know is if Ronnie is sure he knows the difference.

i 100% thought this was going to be a joke about beethoven the dog

They look totally different.

>>149158711
They have a similiar resting bitch face. But Beethoven's hair is more wild.

>>149157402
>What I want to know is if Ronnie is sure he knows the difference
That's the joke

>>149156398 (OP)
why's he calling ronnie son when he's like 45

>>149156398 (OP)
5 pannels?

>>149160075
i like licorice

>>149160239
Because Ronnies a turbo beta and has a weak effeminate voice with no charisma or commanding presence. When you hear him speak you can only assume its a teenager going through puberty on the phone.

>>149160239
Maybe he sounds younger on the phone?

>>149160255
Whomp has never been a fixed format.

>>149160075
Is there any bigger tastelet filter than liquorice?

>>149160472
>>149160832

>>149156398 (OP)
What is his full name, Ronnie McNutt?

>>149156398 (OP)
That got a sensible chuckle out of me.

>>149160832
Double salted liquorice.

>>149160878
Ronnie Filyaw.

>>149160472
i used to

>>149161827
I sort of did when I was a little kid, like 5 or 6. But then in second grade a dutch kid started in my school (coincidentally his name was Ronny). He couldn't speak english at first but we were mates straight away. One day he brought two big paper bags to school. It was double-salted liquorice that his uncle back in holland had sent him. He was eating it by the handful like it was the best fucking thing ever, so I asked for some.

OMFG it was the vilest thing I ever put in my mouth. I actually shoved a handful in my gob like Ronny was doing. I chewed and chewed and eventually managed to swallow that disgusting shit, and then about 2 minutes later I projectile vomitted. I've never been able to stomach even the smell of liquorice of any kind since then, except the red stuff which I don't think is even liquorice.

>>149160832
Dark chocolate

>>149160832
liver

>>149160649
Who would voice ronnie on the animated adaptation?
>inb4 "(You)"
I walked straight into that one so you don't have to, now give me a proper VA answer

>>149162571
>Who would voice ronnie on the animated adaptation?
Ronnie.

>>149161020
Fil Yaw hole with garbage. What a lardbucket

>>149160649
Every goddamn time I call someone on the phone they say ma'am

I'm 35

>>149163240
I called my mum when she was in hospital once when I was 13. The nurse who answered the phone passed it to my mum and said "it's a man with a sexy voice".

I dunno, anon. I'd go to your GP and demand TRT if I were you.

>>149156398 (OP)
It is funny, but am i the only one that has the feeling he has a hardtime to get joke run?
It felt like he had a starting run with Agrias being pregnant and the savage ronnie in the wild.

>>149160075
kek
this is an adult man

>>149162668
>This dude can't get laid
How? He's not bad looking for a fat guy.

>>149163913
Do you think children can make PSA comics?

>>149160867
>X-men Origins: Wolverine
He got me.

>>149160075
>>149160472
>>149160832
Fun fact, "licorice" candies in multi-flavored bags are actually made of all the duds whose shapes didn't past the required quality standard who are then remelted, mixed together and given a black dye so that their mixing just do'nt make them look poo-colored and then given a "licorice" flavor.

All the licorice candies in your fun bag are just cost cuts.

>>149156398 (OP)
There's an easy rhyme to tell the difference: Johann Sebastian Bach is a talentless ugly fauck.

>>149160075
>>149164062
Oh so it's just another American thing, like how you call things licorice ropes even though there's no licorice?

Ronnie and I enjoy the same streamer. Or at least, we did. I haven't seen him in chat in a little while

It's honestly a good thing Ronnie doesn't like licorice because if he did you just know he'd eat too much of it in one go whenever he bought a bag and make his heart spaz out from licorice poisoning.

>>149164096
>make his heart spaz out
That's a weird way to say diarrhea.

>>149164080
>Oh so it's just another American thing
It's not just american, all candy producers do this and it's only for mixed flavor vandy bags.

Actual licorice candy usually us real licorice.

With that being said, while I am not a big fan of pure licorice candies, I am a big fans of the ones who are sandwiched with those sugary layers.

>>149160075
Licorice sucks.

>>149160867
>Craft beers
Its not so much the craft beers as it's that almost 110% of then are just another fucking IPA.
Gimme a brown ale or a stout any day.

>>149160867
>Well-done steak
Well, as long as you buy cheap steak for those. The whole point of rare meat is so you can experience the softness and texture. If you are going to eat it well-done, might as well not spend too much on it.

>>149164106
No, eating too much licorice can genuinely make your heart spaz out. Its beat rhythm gets all screwy and it can kill you if you're unlucky. There's a daily safe serving size on real licorice for this very reason. It can also just make you faint and hurt yourself, or make you feel like shit, but a lardass like Ronnie would definitely die the moment his heart started acting up.

>>149164112
Man, my country stopped selling those blue ones in the pick n mix for some fucking reason and it's driving me nuts. I started craving some like three or four years ago but I've been unable to find them at any store I've gone to since. I'm not a big candy eater so if I bought a bag it would last me a year or something, but I just can't fucking find them except for in the mixed bags that are mostly filled with stuff I don't like, so I can't justify paying those ridiculously high prices to eat like five candies in the box. If I'd known they'd stop selling them I would have stocked up with several bags at the pick n mix.

>>149164245
>Licorice contains a chemical that reduces potassium in the bloodstream
>Lets throw some salt on top of it
Maybe people are correct in reacting like this stuff is poison.

>>149164301
Or just don't be a lardass that eats handfuls of candy at a time? It's meant to be something flavourful that you can savour for a long time.

>>149164316
lmao I didn't say licorice is actual poison that will kill you and nobody should eat it, I actually enjoy the taste you absolute faggot.

Webcomic shills are no better than Twitter threads.

>>149164149

True, with the proviso that if it's a cheap cut you should be braising, stewing, or smoking it. Grilling or frying a cheap cut to well done will just compound the problem of toughness.

>>149164493
>I demand you don't discuss comics in the comics and cartoons board
Capeshit fag detected

>>149164565
Ronnie won't thank you fagboy

>>149160472
finn detected

Reading the comic in his voice improves the experience

>>149164493
At least it's /co/ related.

>>149160075
Licorice is the Devil’s candy!

>>149162181
>It was double-salted liquorice that his uncle back in holland had sent him.
thats the best kind

>>149160832
Mustard

>>149160867
I dislike all of those things Ronnie dislikes and like all of those things Ronnie likes

>>149165466
Who the fuck doesn't like mustard?

>>149166500
Most children until a certain age hate it

>>149166313
Hating liquorice was the only true Ronnie feeling there. The rest was rage bait written by M guy.

>>149164080
No. Licorice candy in America is made using licorice flavoring. What anon is describing is a common method for making mixed fruit or mystery flavor candies. What confuses people is that "licorice" is also used as the name for any confection made the same process and using the same shapes, which is why the label "black licorice" is used when something is specifically licorice-flavored.