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>>149158771
I don't know which of the three I hate more.

>>149158771
this smells like it was written by a larping tumblrina

>>149159313
no it doesn't

>>149158220 (OP)
A direct copy of that Junji ito page

These should be a thing. The problem is most of /co/ refuses to read, and some of those that do have a stick up their asses about how they engage comic threads.
For example:
>>149142589
>>149148032

>>149160678
Those are redditors who think they're "hardcore" for posting on "the infamous 4chan" and think they have to act superior to literally everything to fit in.

>>149158771
the fuck is that hand motion?
saying goodbye like a child?
doing the cat claw thing?
wiggling her fingers at them?

>>149161656
she's waving her fingers as in saying "hello"

Stop posting the same pages.

>>149158220 (OP)
He's just to the left of the third row of tables on the left side.

>>149162762
What pages are you talking about? I was in the last thread over the weekend and I don't think I saw more than a couple of these in there.

>>149162928
What the fuck is this and does the rest of it suck that hard?

Love their exchange in the upper right.

>>149163259
Supergod by Warren Ellis.

>>149163259
>>149164113
The comic is more of a thought experiment rather than a proper story. It's about a world where the super powered people are SO superpowered that they are basically living gods and think in completely different ways from humans at this point. Walking cataclysms.

>>149163259
It's extremely short and essentially about how humans become so technologically advanced instead of building nukes they work on making Gods, since humanity has done that since the dawn of their existence. So it's about a hypothetical situation where there is an arms race in creating 'transhumans'

>>149159313
That comic was written 25 years ago
>>149162148
A Google search doesn't turn up help results. May i have a source?

>>149164438
>A Google search doesn't turn up help results. May i have a source?

The Punisher Back to School Special #2 (really)

>>149158771
pls gief giantess comic store owner

>>149164787

>>149158220 (OP)
the videogame characters being front and center and not in the background of the panel hidden between the corpses throw me off and i dont like it

>>149162790
Wow, you weren't joking

mvkg2

>>149164930
So was this before GLs could fly around in a vacuum or did he just not have time to think about how to open the air lock without compromising the seal for the rest of the ship?

>>149165073
Kid was wearing yellow. Nothing could be done.

>>149163259
It's just edgy atheist slop by Ellis, I like a handful of his stories but this one (Supergod) was just indulgent misery trash.

>>149165487
Better than anything coming out today, though, you gotta admit.

>>149162790
Kek

>>149164754
Gay

>>149158220 (OP)
Where's Waldo?

>>149166223
>>149162790

>>149166041
Not by much

>>149166328
Where is Chris Ware?

>>149166212
there's nothing gay about archie comics

>>149164682
They don't use Hub city enough. That's where they should have sent Red Hood to operate.

>>149168014
>RH treats going back to Gotham like a vacation because it has mostly regular crooks that just want to make a buck robbing stores or banks, except for the crazies that play by their own rules
>breaks down and tells Alfred about all the depraved shit involving kids he's seen. and how every day he comes across more "regular people" that don't stand out in the street at all, doing shit that would make most of Batman's rogue's gallery blanch

>>149158220 (OP)
That's two pages.

>>149169070
So?

>>149169904
OP fucked up his own thread.

>>149163259
>What the fuck is this
Warren Ellis' "Supergod".

>and does the rest of it suck that hard?
You tell me.

>>149169070
>>149170642
It's a splash page, cry about it fag.

>>149158220 (OP)
Only the first series was good. Legacy and Legend were a huge disappointment.

>>149158771
Is visit a comic store if the owner was a tall woman

>>149170704
Say what you will about the atheism themes, but "Mushrooms only grow on dead things" is a pretty sick line.

>>149170934
Double splash.

>>149172030
The first series had the worst art, so it was the shittiest. The story was never good.

>>149172030
Second series I had no problem with.

Third series focused too much on Luther's bitch and she was the worst part of the entire series. Overall it was OK, but still a step down compared to everything that came before it.

>>149158220 (OP)

>>149164438
>>149164581
hah never knew that Dan Slott wrote that story.

>>149175155
Believe it or not, he was actually half decent in the 90s. The Ren & Stimpy comic was not half bad.

>>149166964
Riding his tandem bicycle by himself, probably.

>>149158771
>TFW no qt comicbookstore owner gf

>>149172948
Why keep posting this reddit humor page?

>>149175372
What is that photo from?

>>149176290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2UkIPm2s20

>>149165487
At least he finished this one instead of meandering around and then leaving it, never to complete it.

>>149176518
I hate how Ellis left so many thing unfinished over his career.

>>149178300
>>149178400
I love the proper grit of British comics.

>>149178127
Why did they let him do it?

>>149164097
A yes would have been funnier in my opinion

>>149175249
Scarecrow got game

>>149181295
This looks like some weird mashup between what Grant Morrison would write and something you'd see coming out of JJBA.

>>149164787
He kinda look like his current armor

>>149181368
Nah, her clothes were just desperate for a sew

>>149158771
Why did she do that

>>149170704
>le adolf hitler is le evilest person ever
So tiresome. That guy isn't even the top 10 evilest dictator.

>>149165034
This is my favorite chick tract parody

>>149182682
Yeah. Looks awful.

>>149162790
done lie about that stuff, some schizoid anon will never be the same

>>149186055
what moonspeak fucking "laguage" is this

I'm sure some of you perverts will be into this lol.

>>149187367
>laguage

>>149188447
lol

>>149182874
That was a reach even for you Carlos


Do better

>>149158220 (OP)
It's been a while since I re-read Luther Strode. Thanks for reminding me.

>>149189065
You're welcome.

>>149164930
Anyone got the Ben 10 edit?

>>149165487
>>149170704
Frankly, it's Supergod and Doktor Sleepless that really convinced me that Warren Ellis is either a hack who got lucky, or that his editors are the actual genius. Once that fucker jumped ship to Avatar Press, it was just the same self-indulgent schlock issue after issue and series after fucking series.
>the government is corrupt and full of psychopaths! we also need a vast infrastructure that will feed, clothe, and house all the poor impoverished people I love in theory but endlessly spew bile at in practice
>the future is so boring, so here's my protagonist who bitches about the fact that selling the patent to his world changing technology! "Abloo bloo bloo, you were supposed to become transhuman sex addicts, not invent social media!"
>alien megastructures appearing on Earth with parasitic flowers? Who cares! Here's three issues of a Chinese guy coming to terms with being a troon-fucking faggot, and my obligatory Trump stand in starting WW3 for reasons

>>149165487
>>149170704
Frankly, it's Supergod and Doktor Sleepless that really convinced me that Warren Ellis is either a hack who got lucky, or that his editors are the actual geniuses. Once that fucker jumped ship to Avatar Press, it was just the same self-indulgent schlock issue after issue and series after fucking series.
>the government is corrupt and full of psychopaths! we also need a vast infrastructure that will feed, clothe, and house all the poor impoverished people I love in theory but endlessly spew bile at in practice
>the future is so boring, so here's my protagonist who bitches about the fact that selling the patent to his world changing technology didn't create a society of transhuman sex addicts, and instead made a better social media network
>alien megastructures appearing on Earth with parasitic flowers? Who cares! Here's three issues of a Chinese guy coming to terms with being a troon-fucking faggot, and my obligatory Trump stand in starting WW3 for reasons
>Boy I sure hate writing superheroes! I'm going to make a gory, misanthropic satire! What's that? Garth Ennis already did that? Well, I'm going to jack off about how religion is dumb in mine!
Seriously. I cannot believe that Transmetropolitan is actually as good as it is, but even then, Spider is just a a leftoid whinge session away from make it just as insufferable as the others.

You can really just take your pick with Requiem. Every one looks metal as fuck.

No pressure readers

>>149189903
Ellis most likely needs a great editor, but even then his stuff that is left unchecked still has some lot of diamonds in the rough.

I'll take Ellis over Slott or King any day.

>>149190110
lol me to write good with drinks.

Here is my contribution. I could post Hellboy all day

I could post the whole church sequence.

Appalachian Horror is an unexplored genre

>>149187772
Very tall girls? How is that any more perverted than liking big tits, ass, asians or blondes?

>>149187367
Americans have so little knowledge of the world that they read a text in Spanish and think it's an alien language.

>>149190110
Yeah, Ellis made some decent comics.
I'd take him over Bendis, King, Taylor, Slott, Wells, Fraction, Spencer, Tynion, Millar, Waid, Ewing, Camp, and any female western comic writer any day.

>>149190389
>*tips*

>>>/reddit/

>>149190802
That's literally Spanish and the other guy just couldn't tell
and somehow pointing that out is "Reddit"
You guys are fucking bug-men who only use rage bait for you cannot provide anything to this website

>>149190802
>calls someone else reddit while doublespacing himself
Anon, I...

>>149174110
Sauce?

>>149182322
>>149181295

I forgot the name but this was that one Mark Millar comic so it had really nice art

>>149187772
Why yes anon, i love me some tall women, especially when they're all slender or fit or skinny, i dont even know why.

>>149191162
Karmen

>>149191369
Not that anon, but that actually looks cool. Thanks for posting.

>>149175249
How the fuck is just her outfit a whore?

>>149192090
You've never heard of slutty clothes before?

>>149187772
I have this issue. I can't remember exactly what it was about but I remember liking this story a lot as a kid. Gore Shriek had some decent stories that weren't pure exploitation sometimes.

>>149189903
He's definitely got more shitty comics under his belt than good but I still like stuff like Planetary and Fell.

>>149190161
You read Harrow County?

>>149192337
>>>/a/

Amazing how these profound british comic authors can only ever write scenes of mass destruction and dead bodies in a city while some self-important wanker gives a low IQ take on it. That's the most transformative future they can imagine

>>149193417
What are you talking about?

>>149193708
Anon >>149193417 is tired of the common tropes and idk what word to usw "characteristics" of British writers, particularly British comic writwrs who often create worlds (often grim dystopic worlds) where mass destruction and death occurs while narrating a cynical and bitter philosophical statement. This is of course because most of the well known writers were young Thatcher era rebel types and stuff.

>>149178400
I know that artist! It's Steve "Frank Face" Dillon.

>>149170704
>religion is . . . LE HITLER!
This train of thought is so retarded that my mind refuses to accept it's unironic.

>>149193090
I have not. Thank you for the rec

>>149193090
>read first couple of issues
>decide to buy the omnibuses
>they've just gone out of print, with only the first one being available
>wait
>hear news of them finally doing a reprint
>it's just for the first omnibus ???
>wait
>now they're doing some huge library edition instead, which is more expensive and uncomfortable to read
I swear this is my troubles with the Hellboy BPRD omnibuses all over again. I've been hoping against hope to find someone selling them all this time, but no such luck. Why won't they take my money?

I even backed the boardgame kickstarter

>>149193908

>>149194614
I miss this man like you wouldn't believe.

>>149193096

>>149195921
I swear, /a/ expats have some of the worst taste

>>149192337
>>149195921
/a/'s presence on this board is in general a plague

>>149158771
She’s right, “muh investment” fags single-handedly ruined comics

>>149196232
>>149197798

>>149163259
I actually like it as a capstone, because the comic is on the cusp of some kind of blue gay garden eden-ia with his the-page-before-hand cyborg lover, and the purple guy comes in, calls everything but what's about to happen cringe, and dooms the entire planet to get eaten by mushrooms. A fitting end to the comic.

>>149197866
I'm pretty sure the ponzi schemes didn't help either.

>>149199132
Why are you on the comic board bro?

>>149200233
Because I got tired of posting comics on /a/

>>149192337
>>149195921
>>149199132
>>149200411
It's a sign of lazy trolling when they can't even bother to post a remotely notable page

>>149200754
Thats nice anon

>>149200754
Seems like it. Like what the fuck does >>149192337
>>149200852
do for enticing anyone? Even if it was an /a/ OPT this is just boring. Like if you're going to insist on being off topic might as well post something *good*

>>149190161
>>149194305
Also check out Hillbilly if you haven't >>149201034
It's more fantasy than horror but it has that appalachian gothic vibe in spades.

>>149201034
Everything he's posted actually is really good

>>149201034
>>149201120
Hillbilly really gets let down by the ending. It starts really strong through.

>>149201137
What's this mouse from?

>>149201176
This >>149200411 called tower dungeon.

>>149201137
Well he's doing a terrible job selling it on top of being an obnoxious f/a/ggot on /co/

>>149201232
>he said as he posted a sequence so generic I thought it was a joker bit at first.

>>149189903
>>the government is corrupt and full of psychopaths! we also need a vast infrastructure that will feed, clothe, and house all the poor impoverished people I love in theory but endlessly spew bile at in practice
>>the future is so boring, so here's my protagonist who bitches about the fact that selling the patent to his world changing technology didn't create a society of transhuman sex addicts, and instead made a better social media network
>>alien megastructures appearing on Earth with parasitic flowers? Who cares! Here's three issues of a Chinese guy coming to terms with being a troon-fucking faggot, and my obligatory Trump stand in starting WW3 for reasons
I have no idea what any of these three are.

>>149201273
New chapter when?

>>149201273
>no u-ur lame!
lol

>>149201396
Anon I like colder but jack is one of the most stereotypical joker clones ever made

Does this dude actually read comics? If I wanted to read weebshit I'd go to /a/, fuck off.

>>149201590
And I like Helck but this is not the place for it.

>>149201834
Don't worry that was the last one I had.
>>149201646
Have you read colder? Its neat but it's not exactly something you enjoy for the plot.

>>149201862
No but at a glance it looks more interesting than what you've been posting at least. I'll probably read it tomorrow when I get a chance.

>>149201862
>Its neat but it's not exactly something you enjoy for the plot.
Kinda ironic to say that after posting stuff made by Nihei isn't it?

>>149202551
Oh im not bashing it, art centric books can be very good.

>>149201176
>>149201191
I think it's a good manga and all but i cant help but feel like they're rushing the story, i feel like an entire 5 chapters were cut out between Yuva and friends climbing up the tower compared to that new party with the weak dragon guy and the necormancer girl

>>149201120
Definitely going to. Thanks friend.

>>149158220 (OP)
how did I never notice the dragon balls before?

>>149189903
Did ANYONE do ANYTHING worth reading with Avatar Press?

Maybe the problem is Avatar themselves and not the writers.

>>149201396
What is this?

>>149204478
>Did ANYONE do ANYTHING worth reading with Avatar Press?
No.

>>149197866
Same thing with TCGs like Pokemon, just a bunch of chuckles fucks buying as many packs as they can, not for the love of the game, but just to sell. Sucks when you have to tell kids we got no packs in stock because of it.

>>149205372
>pic
They make tasty-looking comics? They draw really good-looking food like in my Japanese mangas?

>>149206479
No their art sucks.

>>149205372
Alan Moore did some stuff that was decent

>>149204531
Colder, I really like the art in it and it's a shame the artist hasn't done all that much

It's a little bit weeb, but comics is comics and this is some of the best pure draftsmanship I've ever seen in a page.

>>149207675
>but comics is comics
It's not a comic though and just about everyone is aware of Berserk at this point

>>149207537
Kek
>>149207550
Sauce now

>>149207881
>Sauce now
Hitomi

>>149207881

>>149201232
this is from Colder, right?

>>149207918
Tanaka?

>>149208252
I dunno what this is, but I like it on a surface level.
>>149207920
I kinda hope this is official.

>>149207920
The next page is funnier honestly

>>149208693
It gets better!

>>149193835
What does this have to do with this thread?

>>149162928
Reminder that this comic unironically advocates for Indian genocide

>>149159313
Five bucks says it was written by Peter David. Tbf he was shaped like many timberlinas

>>149210226
wtf i love warren ellis now

>>149190161
the witch was hot
until she wasn't

>>149200754
Yeah, even Ajin has way way better pages than that one

>>149203528
It's a bad sign, since Nihei is at his best when he takes his time

>>149204478
The one half-decent book I've read from Avatar was Extinction Parade, which is all about how a bunch of vampires bumblefuck their way through the zombie apocalypse and into starvation.

>>149207537

>>149211627
would be better if the last two panels were reversed

>>149210226
prove it

>>149212442
The only benevolent-ish super beings starts off their mission of saving the world by killing a hundred million some-odd pajeets.
Oh yeah, let's add THAT to the list of Warren Ellis's shithead opinions: He's a malthusian misanthrope that thinks you solve a resource and living space crisis with mass murder.

>>149212930
>>149210226
That's actually a good thing though.

Awful. People tend to post one of the following in these threads:
>the same reposts in every thread
>widely-hated or outright bad pages
>single panels and partial pages
>manga pages
>double-splashes
>cool pages from something recently read
If all but the last two were eliminated, then we'd have something.

>>149208252
>>149208574
From Plastic i believe, about a serial killer super spy who loved a sex doll. This is the rape scene with the feminist college girl side character

BUMP

>>149214041
>about a serial killer super spy who loved a sex doll. This is the rape scene with the feminist college girl side character

what the fuck am i reading

>>149214028
post something then faggot

this ain't /a/

>>149211593
Wasn't that a webcomic? The vampires end up having to protect a group of humans from the zombies to secure their own blood supply, in the hopes of finding more humans somewhere else?

>>149204531
I'm missing the context here so it just looks like nothing's happening.

>>149159661
Except Crossed is shit. And yes I read the ENTIRE think thanks to some WoW loving fat fuck anon.

>>149175249
Her nemesis's creation arc.

>>149189995
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE~

>>149218106
But OP's page isn't from Crossed, it's from Luther Strode.

>>149158220 (OP)
Resident Evil?

>>149218106
OP isn't Crossed.... Also it is full of popculture characters. Aerith is dead on one of the pillars, for example.

>>149158306
Name please? Neither Google nor Yandex helped

>>149218524
Luthor Strodd

>>149216030
Simple anon:
>Serial killer is some CIA MK Ultra super spy
>He's in love with a sex doll.. because..
>Sex doll is taken away
>Serial Killer angry
>College student hitchhiking on the roads
>Likely a feminist because pink hair and pagan (could also be a nazi, but idk)
>Pervy Cop offers her a ride
>Cop rapes her for a bit
>Serial killer comes save her and ask her help
>She helps him

Etc. Etc.

>>149218771
>He's in love with a sex doll.. because..
He's craaaaaaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyyy

>>149165034
of all things on earth i have to find an ishkur EDM shitpost on /co/

>>149218771
Maybe I'm misremembering but wasn't it revealed that he wasn't the CIA MK Ultra super spy and he likely killed that dude and was using his identity?

>>149219921
Yep, you nailed it. Really dumb plot point because it went nowhere.

>>149220263
I don't think it was meant to be a plot point, just that they all thought he was some off the grid crazy wetworker and he was just some random serial killer.

>>149220306
If i were to say that this looks like a DC comic, rather than marvel, does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

>>149220698
Yeah... Now that you mention it, it kinda does actually.

>>149218557
Interface. Issue #7 specifically. Epic Comics limited series.

>>149220698
How so?

>>149222116
sauce?

>>149222993
This specific art, with this specific monster design just looks like it would from a 70s or 80s superman or justice league comic. Dc had a certain style at that time, it's hard to explain. I have no idea who the artist is, but it wouldn't be surprising to if they worked for both.

>>149223392
John Carpenter's Vortex.
Spoiler: Everything wasn't fine. She wasn't fine at all.

Does it count if the whole comic is one page

>>149207758
what's this? I like it.

>>149212930
this is the only time Ellis has had a good take desu

>>149222116
>>149224360
is it as good as these two pages though?
because i could post 5 pages from the nice house on the lake and it would make it seem like one of the most interesting comics written
but sadly is just fucking shit 90% of the time, it makes me more sad than angry.

>>149224875
Weapons of Mass Diplomacy, it's about a French speech writer for the minister of foreign affairs around the time of the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" bullshit. It's entirely fictional but very funny.

>>149164124
There was a break in publication and he lost his notes, right? There's a severe tone shift at one point.

>>149190139
BPRD is great, too.

>>149225831

>>149225881
One more from Hellboy.

I have no idea what Kirby was on but I want some

>>149221943
Thank you anon

>>149224604
>Does it count if the whole comic is one page

Yes.

>>149225831
I've heard a lot of complains about it, but the first two bprd series are solid work.

>>149225831
The art on all of these is great, but no one did it like Mignola.

>>149225831

>>149225831
Technically more than one page but I think of it as a spread and it's the hardest BPRD or Hellboy ever hit me.

gay thead

>>149178400
what does this mean?

>>149231778
Guy was having sex with a girl.
Friend walks in with said girl.
Guy looks back at the "person" he's having sex with in horror.
It was a demon that took the form of the girl he wanted to fuck.
"she" squeezed his dick off.

>>149211028
i wake up mad knowing these "people" are employed to write comics and im not

>>149232292
If you were any good you'd have a successful webcomic going. Seethe and cope.

>>149232699
>he doesnt know how webcomics actually get popular
ngmi

>>149162148
>Savoir Faire: Challenging